Sign language edition
We're all gonna make it
>>214818414makes sense to me
Visit Illinois when you're ready, lads
>a daytime family quiz programme?>I know, I'll wear my transparent lace dress with no underwear
>>214818423just peed, i'm empty
>>214818461Based got to give the dads something to look at
>British ice dancer and same-sex skating partner to compete in Finland after rule changeWow! good luck girls
Never mind, glad this ugly deluded superstitious retard yank is dead. He supported the abolition of Britain, so I support the abolition of his life.He's not in heaven, he's in the ground, and his wife is being lusted after while his children grow up without a father.Scottish independence is dead and so is Charlie Kirk.Might go watch that video of his neck exploding again, because I can, because I'm not a dead yank in a gun strewn wasteland
>>214818492I wonder why were allowed to watch him be shot in the neck and killed, but not allowed to watch Ukraine news updates
>>214818492he was only 20 then his opinion changed
How many people are really aware that there is an entirely new internet called "Web3" that's right around the corner
>>214818492Is his widow fit? x
a little more gareth emery for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yodEGUf1ZOs
>>214818530it's already the www (web web web)
>>214818533generic blonde american
voted to leave the EUvoted to leave in the Scottish independence referendumI just vote for whatever stirs shit up.
>>214818492You already posted this in the last thread.
>>214818586
I'm going cyber todaySurfing the information highway
>>214818586poles out, pakis in!
>>214818586voted to stay in the uk and voted for brexit, me
White excellence
>>214818421
>>214818626you out, pakis in!
>>214780685She is a massive girl, therefore she has massive feet. And I luv them, simple as
>>214818699Based
>>214818590Yeah and you know what mate? Get ready to see it in the next one
>>214818461Like Rachel in that episode of Friends
Currently in my gf's childhood bedroom after meeting her parents the first time.Need to use the shower but scared of someone being in there already.
>>214818626Honestly I'm not even invested in the outcome of my votes. I don't research things beforehand and I don't mind which way it goes. I just do it for a laugh, it's a wee day out. If they didn't remind me with a letter I wouldn't bother to go. On some level I think people like me shouldn't be allowed to vote. When people talk about left/right in politics I have no idea what they mean. I mean I know red=labour or whatever but I don't know what it means to be politically conservative, liberal or socialist or whatever other ones there are. Unironically, I do not know.
We're all in here btw https://www.amren.com/podcasts/2025/09/scotus-its-not-racial-profiling/
would rather date a girl who had a body count over 100 white guys than a girl with a body count of 1 but he was black
posted in the old after the new again didn’t i
>>214818729Or Phoebe that time she tried to seduce Chandler to make him confess that he was seeing Monica.
>>214818729>WE WERE ON A BREAKhahathey were though
>>214818571Lucky
>>214818745I don't get why women mention having foreign and ethnic bf's as if it makes them interesting or appealing
>>214818729>yeah i love friends because it's really funny
>>214818586Voted remain. Voted labour every general election since 2015. I am a national socialist & Britain needs shock therapy
>>214818733font
Fucking hate disabled people. They want to force you to die a prolonged agonising death and imprison any of your loved ones who help you pass away with dignity and ease, because they're terrified that we'll start throwing them all in ovens if it becomes legal to end your own lifeArrogant fucking mutants>noooooo don't let people end their own lives think about me think about me!
>>214818788why do you love pakis so much?
last tranny/femboy you wanked to?
>>214818818Your dad
>>214818784Friends is funny
>>214818775>be white child at school>white history bad>white men bad>white privilege bad>white pride badOnly way to be "good" is miscegenation or becoming a tranner/bender.
>>214818829not as funny as frasier
Not convinced that the hit on Charlie Kirk was an independent endeavorThe police showed up and immediately apprehended some guy because he said "I shot Charlie Kirk". They then apprehended another guy walking around with an automatic rifle at a liberal university in broad daylight and some other guy walking around clad head to toe in all black.You call it silly internet drivel until several people conspire to assassinate one of their political opponents. I'm legitimately afraid. This is what happens when you spend 9 years telling people that they have the opportunity to prevent the next nazi party.
>>214818829Seinfeld is good, all of us here are basically George
>>214818814You're right, I should've voted conservative, they never import millions of darkies. Look at the changes since labour came to power under Starmer, and tell me I haven't made the right decisions as a national socialist. Delusional if you think voting "right" does anything. We need people to suffer, the frog won't leap from the pot on a slow boil
>>214818843Haven’t watched Frasier or Friends in a long time but I remember laughing more at Friends.
Why has everyone stopped talking about the Kirk shooter?
>>214818858>it's not a lie... if you believe it
>>214818841i got taught this stuff and didn't fall for it, maybe normies shouldn't be so gullible
>>214818890Because he's a straight white republican male. Narrative broken. On to the next shooting
>>214818890probably because it doesn't have anything to do with british culture
>>214818897They shouldn't be no but they're children mate. Were your parents conservative? I'm fortunate in that my grandmother grew up in the Third Reich - she taught me whats right from an early age
>>214818858I thought the first 3 seasons were not funny, and incidentally the show’s original ratings for those seasons were not good. Elaine a cutie though
>>214818829she is really funny in that image
>>214818913no, i grew up with a single mother who was absent most of the time and a cunty older sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1dRUNhYABkfields of trenzalore
>>214818927Funny how?
>>214818795boring bastard
>>214818890it's time to move on, let the healing commence x
>>214818877"poles out, pakis in"can't be bothered to explain the absolute betrayal of conservatives and labour
>>214818941just her mannerisms, you know, she's a funny girl
eyebergs cry out for a nap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hARDe8LY5lo
>>214818948I voted remain you twit. & what do you mean explain? I live here you arrogant cunt. Are you learning English still? My intent is acceleration, in the hopes of an equal reaction
https://youtu.be/Cjvtx3HMUks
might give up the opioids and go back to alcohol, at least i can still masturbate when i'm drunk
>>214818950Get outta here, Tommy
>>214818972awwww, pussying out, brucie?
>>214818818name of this one x
I think it's interesting to imagine the perspective of boomer parents who after 20+ years have no idea who their son is. How as a parent do you manage to go 20+ years thinking that the whole, complete picture of your son is little Johnny Appleseed who wears baseball caps, sits his exams, and loves his gosh darn video games?Do these parents never wonder in all those years whether there is actually a person inside there with his own depth and thoughts? Did they never consider the 8 hours a day their children spent on the computer from the age of 10 onward were spent doing something other than playing Pong or Solitaire or Pokeyman? It seems to me these parents really think their own children are NPCs.
well that's a transexual man raping his arse with a dildo isn't it
Well thats a video of a man sodomising himself isnt it
>>214818980fuck off
>>214818994oui senor
>>214819009I was waiting for you to post lol
>>214819012Ok brownskin
>>214819013alri have a good nap, la *tucks you in*
For me its lib dem, remainStronger together in neoliberal policy
>>214818989had a wardmate at the hospital who did just that, he broke his pelvis and leg after walking out of a third floor window while drunk
cannot be certain but i suspect both me and my bedroom absolutely reek
>>214818877>We need people to sufferhowling, this country has voted for more suffering every election for the last 40 years
>>214819051Sir Smeggy Bedroom
>>214819002Some parents don’t invest in their kids. They do the bare minimum and whatever happens happens. Even if they’re aware of problems they might avoid difficult conversations. My mum is like that, my dad isn’t.
Honey nut flakes and a coffee for breakfast. Will have a banana and pear afterwards.
>>214819080Phew that's my worries sorted
>>214818998its_peachybunnn
Oh, hello there, folks! Bradley Walsh here, and blimey, what a matchup we've got tonight in this absolute barnstormer of a death match. It's Warwick Davis, the pint-sized powerhouse from Willow and all those wizarding films, going toe-to-toe with Phil Mitchell, the EastEnders hardman who's built like a brick outhouse. But let's be honest, Warwick doesn't stand a chance here, does he? Poor lad's family are ringside, watching every brutal second. Mum, dad, the kids, all looking on in horror. Heartbreaking stuff.Right, the bell rings, and they're off! Phil's staggering out, hungover as a skunk after a night on the sauce down the Queen Vic. He's fuming, red in the face, veins popping like he's about to explode. Warwick's darting about, trying to use his speed, but Phil's not having it. He lunges in, grabs Warwick by the scruff, and oh my days, that's a proper East End wallop! Warwick's down already, scrambling on the canvas.Phil's not messing about. He's pinning him now, knee on the chest, and Warwick's family are screaming from the front row. "Get up, Dad!" But no joy. Phil's leaning in close, breath reeking of last night's lager, and he's going for the eyes! Gouging them out like he's digging for buried treasure. Warwick's thrashing, but it's no good. Phil's thumbs are in deep, crushing through the sockets, straight into the skull. Crack! That's the bone giving way, folks. Blood everywhere, the crowd's going mental.And it's over! Phil Mitchell stands tall, victorious, wiping his hands on his trousers. Warwick's family are in bits, poor souls. What a savage end. Back to you in the studio.
>>214819080hope there's a factory defect and you eat 50 grams of cyanide you fat toad
it's half 8 time to get up
>>214818913>I'm fortunate in that my grandmother grew up in the Third ReichWew lad
>>214819103Been up since 8I've gained that clue. Don't worry.
mhm
helping zaeedcan't call me a racist, i'm helping an arab!
Eating 'co 'll
Bloody raining again
just want a domineering gf to grind on my face so i can make her feel powerful and drown me in her juices, is that so much to ask?
got a rare condition where all the skin on my head and face is scalp yet im still bald
>>214818729Kino alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGhlg4JqvQw
>>214818980>I voted remain you twit>My intent is acceleration, in the hopes of an equal reactionWhat the fuck? What were you hoping to accelerate by voting against Britain's national sovereignty and voting for the establishment political option of remaining in a supranational political union that exists almost entirely for preventing any accelerationism?What the fuck are you?
>saar why you are run me over saar? bloody bitch bastard saar learn to drive thank you
The women at toil know I like feet
My feet ache and I feel rather tired team. Sometimes I think my fatigue is caused by my borderline personality disorder.
>>214818980You're thick as fucking pig shit
>>214819158At the time I believed that remaining in the EU would mean more refugees, more migrants, and more emasculation of Englishmen. Post Boriswave I see that leave would have better suited my intentions - I was wrong
>Martha, 30, an analyst, meets Jack, 26, a primary school teacherHow do you think it went?
>>214819189you have boring-online personality disorder
>>214819187oh yea? *takes off socks to reveal pale and hairy male feet*
you lot make me fukin laugh
>office girls dangling their shoes and showing off their nylon wrapped feet to tease anon
50 years ago you could get a gf just by existing
>>214819230ha ha!!
>>214819196Who/what should I vote for instead? More of the same? Look at the visceral public reaction to the current labour government. This is whats needed
why does the oven make any chips taste shit?used them to warm up some lukewarm fried chips and they managed to get the horrible oven chips flavour in minutes
>>214819204dating a slightly older woman so people won't think he's a nonce for teaching primary school, i'm wise to his game
Been using the acceleration method on my life. Just making it so unspeakably grim that I will snap out of it and get my act together eventually
Still trying to figure out what cocktail of mental disorders I have
>>214819230"la bonne époque" they call it
>>214819263what if you're just a bit pathetic
>>214819230Well they also left the house back then There is surely some overlap of incels spending all day every day in their smelly bedrooms AND not having a girlfriend Leads to you lot being insufferably dull when you do waddle outside an' all Lash out in anger though, don't take it on board or anything
>>214819262Did this myself and it worked until I was comfortable again
>>214819280you aren't frech shut up
>>214819196lol
Wish i had an AI generated ice cold fruity bev
>>214819263Personally? Major depressive disorder and autism. I was also diagnosed with prodromal schizophrenia, but I decided not to become fully schizophrenic
>>214819282What causes that though
>>214819297can't even spell iti am frenchi am herehear me roar!
>>214819249Why would you warm up already fried chips Heston Blumenthal you ain't
>you aren't frech shut up
>Never, never, play the SmoosDo you read anti-racist stories to your kids anon
>Personally? Major depressive disorder and autism. I was also diagnosed with prodromal schizophrenia, but I decided not to become fully schizophrenic
remember in shrek 2 (2004) when shrek drinks that potion that turns him into a human and then every woman in the kingdom who sees him is instantly wet for him?
>>214819315umm learned helplessness
>>214819342And how is it learned
>Why would you warm up already fried chips>Heston Blumenthal you ain't
seething with evil incel rage again
>remember in shrek 2 (2004) when shrek drinks that potion that turns him into a human and then every woman in the kingdom who sees him is instantly wet for him?
poo seal
>>214819340Is that your fantasy is it To drink a transition (tranny) potion
>>214819340turns out women are more attracted to humans than ogres
>>214819377do an arse plug wankthey're mega
look at this little scottish ginger fella go
>>214819312I think I’ve been depressed almost my whole life. It’s stopped me from fully feeling both good things and bad things
>seething with evil incel rage again
>>214819377
>>214819339hot
haven't cummed in a week and now my willy doesn't work
>>214819204that fella is a nonce no doubt about it>Most awkward moment?>He tried to make a joke about reading Atomic Habits and The Diary of a CEO, which fell completely flat. Partly my fault as I hadn’t heard of the books so didn’t get the joke at all.the bar for men is so low oh my days
>>214819390what if the ogre is a metaphor for incels though, I think that's his point them bloody Jews did it again! slagged off incels the most violent subspecies (Scousers second) for mo bloody reason
>look at this little scottish ginger fella go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00GSTRPNA-c
>>214819408I feel you lad, do you have valid reasons to be depressed? My issue as my many therapists have begrudgingly admitted is that I have had an absolute shite life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8CZyqfex8
>>214819223should be illegal
Can everyone reply to his image from The Guardian so that he doesn't have to keep doing it himself, cheers
>>214819404Based desu
>hot
>>214819433I blame my complete screwball mother, who likely has BPD
>214819443Can everyone reply to his image from The Guardian so that he doesn't have to keep doing it himself, cheers
>>214819457That'll do it - sorry to hear. I'm sometimes grateful my mother is a catatonic schizophrenic, my mummy issues are rather passive in nature. Most of my suffering is a result of my psychopath-autist father.
>>214819443boring bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93qAG4bCBGA
+1 to my snood counts
>>214819463I bloody hope that's not a boy, because oh my gosh... Need to see her with black/brown hair
If some TRANNY came in here right now I'd knock him out then I'd shag you on top of his lifeless body, just to teach you both a bloody lesson
>I bloody hope that's not a boy, because oh my gosh... Need to see her with black/brown hair
right well that's me off to wank to gay porn then fall asleep until 4pm
Just joined the ku klux klan
>>214818919Yeah but there's like ten seasons and seasons 4 to 9 are very good
>>214819334Hate that fucking bookShe just makes up silly words for the rhyme schemeNo skill in it
>If some TRANNY came in here right now I'd knock him out then I'd shag you on top of his lifeless body, just to teach you both a bloody lesson
>because oh my gosh...
>>214819527Okay well he clearly disagrees so stop getting arsey you seething cunt
>>214819514Let me join u
stop posting gay pictures
Just had a nice warm shower.
wombats are good guys and gals
Women are evil
might take to the remote highways of the land and live a life of banditry
mad how you can tell which parent a person was raised by through posture alone
>stop posting gay pictures
>>214819598I was a highwayman
Julia Filippo sex tuppence
Refutations?
haven't showered in about 2 weeksgenuinely feel like a disgusting evil sewer creature
>>214819635well you are
>>214819635Run your finger from butthole to gooch, and give it a sniff - describe the scent
>>214819317they were a bit cold and i didn't know the oven instantly ruined chips like that
>>214819635eww stinky
Thinking of changing my name to Rorke
>haven't showered in about 2 weeks>genuinely feel like a disgusting evil sewer creature
>>214819002ktimi wonder what my parents think i spent all my time in my bedroom doing
>>214818795You know it's possible to disagree with a person without calling them an "arrogant fucking mutant"
>>214819676is that a benis…..
Incel Terror
>is that a benis…..
>>214819693My ideology
the thing i hate most in this world is when ESLs don't understand that the word "did" makes a sentence past tense and they should therefore not use the past tense of whatever verb they're using
if you watch BBC breakfast for more than 1 hour you realise that it’s all just the same stories on repeat
It ain't easy being aryan
>are jared crying on the podcast when he hears about defaced confederate statuesPatriot
>>214819710you did cooked with this one fr
>>214819713since when do we consider wops to be white?
>>214819721That’s called being a mutt congrats though
incest pornography
>>214819718bit like /brit/
>>214819738Post yours
Let's all post our penisesLast one to post his is a poofter!
>>214819750
>>214819759Based
>>214819759Impressive. I'm even more mutted on AncestryDNA.
>>214819759Are you smol
snood
doing the Tali mission
why would anyone pay for these dna tests you know they now own your dna right to do whatever they want with?
>>214819759britonic GOD
>>214819721>French & GermanYou bloody immigrant, get out
>>214819759Not a mutt but you do have a gay accent
>>214819789Rorke wants to prove he's white because it makes him feel better
>>214819789who gives a shit it's not sensitive information
>>214819807Actually only German, 23andme just groups the two for some reason, but I have two full blooded German grandparents.
you look like this
>>214819789whites don't do it, only mutts do, which means they could use the dna to make a mutt extinction bomb
>>214819770>>214819759>>214819721behold
My DNA belongs to the big man JC
Has that Oxford wog been fired yet?
>>214819837Fucking hell what a mess
>>214819840
>>214819835white boys are brazy
>>214819837Your ancestors were rape victims
>>214819878which side did the raping?
>>214819835WISH I looked like this
Post yours? https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/
Need a pea coat from the thrift
>>214819908got 45 last time i did it and got angry and started smashing my computer
>>214819919You're just too high IQ to waste time on the test lad x
had youtube goign when i was asleep and got woken up with this at 3amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeWZsMWKXMIthought i'd ascended to the gates of st peter
>>214819721>99.6%Back to bongo bongo land with you
Wocky slushDo the Harlem ShakeAls Ice bucket challenge!KONY 2012Skibidi toilet. Skibidi skibidi toiletI’m gay!
>>214819837I wonder what you look like
>>214819950Yeah I got 0.1% unassigned, and 0.3% Levantine - however, I scoured r/23andme for almost 12 hours collating results similar to my own (British/German ancestry) & identified nine instances of the same 0.3% Levantine. I reckon because most customers WANT something fruity in their result, they add it in arbitrarily
Still reeling from last night's arse wank
im 1/16 abo
*in a fake working class accent*Yeah mate it's all about the bankers and the rich innit
Listening to Zombie - The Cranberry
Is the plot twist real, do women actually like incels?
>>214819983>I reckon because most customers WANT something fruity in their resultOr more likely there was just a pattern of migration from that part of the world at some point in history
>>214819830Sorry lad it's been decided you're not British and you will be deported. It's for the good of Britain.
Picking the dried dog muck from my pubes and scranning it
>>214820021It's alright I have Hungarian citizenship - I'll be leaving soon anyway x
*slaps the Frenchman’s buttocks and gives it a good squeeze*
>>214819989has there ever been an example of rising wealth inequality being good for a society
>>214820057British conquests of India & Africa
>>214820033They don't like immigrants right? Although I expect they'll welcome anybody who is white
>>214820083They don't like anyone, they are a gloomy and hateful people. Blunt and unempathetic. I will likely be bullied and hated
yeah about to formulate some of my own "white wocky slush"
right just caught up with the threads i missed last night while i was asleep, had to make sure i dont miss anything :P
>>214820046A shagger in my class at school did this to me once. I'm male
catberg got mad that i wasnt patting her
Emma Watson’s poo on my dinner plate. Tuck in!
>>214820111fuck off Adam you sad case
Ngl rate that
>>214819975l'll take a hand pic
>>214820143love cathedrals
putting different coloured stickers on things
how do i cure my autism
The lads
Got my pens and pencils in one of these
>>214820202Don’t activate my neurons
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>>214820163I think working helped me. I haven't been diagnosed. If I was diagnosed then I may have never worked, and then never improved my social skills. Ironic.
I'LL be there, will YOU?
>>214820202crafted for the melaninated lords of the south
>>214820265Faxxxx
>>214819759LOL! I can eat you for breakfast little Owyn
starvetoil cardio begins
wish i was fucking dead
Imagine paying money for some Jewish company to reassure you you're whiteEmbarrassing behaviour
>>214820321ktim
>>214820337I know someone who found siblings through one of those DNA testing companies
8 more hours until the 24 hour fast is complete, then I will decide if I should eat a little or manage a full 48 hour fast
>>214820202yeah she can get it
That rice pudding has got my name on it
what does it mean when a woman gets a piercing just below her mouth
>I can eat you for breakfast Bro thought Ts was tuff
>>214820388Dognapper x
>>214820321kek that is me
>>214820360go for 48then see if you can push for 96you will feel so good after
Hello Bongfriends.I found this old meme in my folder and thought of you.
>>214820319you used to be able to own thesemental
>>214820387you had rice pudding last night as well
Pressing Q opens up the quick reply box
>>214820319Corrrr name?
>>214820414I love Switzerland
>>214820422
>>214820132;)
Getting the weekly dose of WarStrike
What's happening with that then
>>214820422doesn't work for me
*taps watch*Um, the new, Rorke?
>>214820503>>214820503>>214820503
>>214820506>>214820506>>214820506
whys there no good bald singers
>>214820520
>>214820358Only pakis lose siblings lmao
