proper law abiding eidishion
THIS is the thread. Don't want to post in the Dutch cunt's thread
>>214823208This is the thread
let the banter and pure satire commence
*scurries into the thread on all fours and poos on the floor*
unstoppable poo meets immovable wee
mad how everything that happens actually makes sense
>>214823348It does if you study it enough
*starts packing up the chairs*think /brit/ is over, lads, you can go home
why doesn't Croatia let Bosnia and the other fella have a swim? :(
Bit of a weird way to spend your Saturday innit
>>214821227Wow anon. I just want to thank you for sharing this. This has been an eye opening and a fascinating read. Thank you.
>>214823409haha yeah we're much more normal spending it here
sir nonce defender
>>214823409says the man sitting in his smelly bedroom not contributing anything at all?
>>214820520>>214820520>>214820520
Always laugh at the morons who say I'm in my smelly bedroomI'm actually downstairs in the living room
I’m seeing some very nice slags draped in England flags on the stream
Glowie Robinson guiding his minions to every police facial recognition camera in London
Feels like British people doing a lot of activism is a recent thingGuess there's just more people in general so the crowds look bigger
>>214823461grotty living room
>>214823481For me, it's wondering why Israel are supporting british patriotismWhat's the play there besides the usual divide and conquer? Or is it just that?
>>214823481it doesn’t matter when the right is the majority
Love phoneposting me. Can post from anywhere
Someone's having a joint and it's wafting through my window. >>214823484It's a very nice and cosy living room actually.
what a fucking joke
Rorke was confirmed to be a shagger by leftpol, who was a flatmate at some point in the last few years>Editor's note: This comment was redacted after we found that Rorke had 3000 hours in Crusader Kings on his Steam profile and thus could not be a shagger
If you didn’t stop watching wrestling when WWF became WWE I don’t know what to tell u mate
When I was a lad I used to work nights in a pub bussing tables because I wanted to buy a second-hand car and one day a Scottish man in a kilt, a Celtic fan from Glasgow, came in, claimed to be Irish, and drank a lot of beer with other Celtic fans. When I'd finished work I went to the bathroom to take a leak and there was the Irish Scottish hooligan and he lifted up his skirt and showed me his fat, veiny, pink, nauseating cock and tried to grab my head and I kicked him and knocked him to the floor. The next day when I went to work they told me that a foreigner had died in the bathroom the night before when he slipped in his drunken state and split his head open. I didn't want to ask if it was the Irish Scotsman who died but I hope so.
>>214823435Just contributed some spunk to a crusty sock so how's that?
what the fuck is a groyper
>>214823579who do you reckon has the biggest knob?
I have never stuck my penis in a woman lads
>>214823586just googled it myself.
>>214823557woke claimed another victim on that day
Waiting for Gary Eats to try the new gordon ramsey burger king burger
sabrina carpenter is sexy as fuck
WAR. HUH. GOOD GOD YALL. WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN!
>>214823623he uploaded that last night lad
watching gay porn
>>214823629oh so he did, thats my dinner watch sorted
>>214823596Madueke
I recently saw a Birith family on the subway and I farted in their father's face. He got really nervous and started saying "you crazy, you crazy," so I punched him in the mouth and his children started crying.
>>214823651another productive day is it
>>214823625the fact she openly talks about taking BBC makes her 100% hotter imo
>>214823432>>214823435I've done a Parkrun and I'm off to my best mate's birthday party (with my misery guts autistic gf) actually so who's really the loser?
>>214823625she's a short arse caked in makeup
IT AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEART BREAKER FRIEND ONLY TO THE UNDERTAKER
forgot to flush the toilet after a poo again, flat mate going mental. I think i need help
felt a bit clogged up but then did a big poo so it's alright
>>214823664clearly you if the best you could do was an autistic girlfriend
Nigel Farage met with Israeli President Isaac Herzog.
rorkes gone mental
>>214823682felt this but unfortunately been doing lots of small poos every 40 odd minutesmost unfortunate
>>214823663you need help heatherpaedo>>214823667I like em short me
>>214823685That's the joke lad She is very fit but she's a pain in the arse
>>214823664You don’t have a gf mate
>>214823703'
>>214823690rorkes BEEN mental
>>214823732
SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT WAR HUH YEAH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
>>214823706need some evidence on the very fit part
all you fellas pop your willys like thismy neck, my sack, lick my willy and my crackmy neck, my sack, lick my willy and my crack
https://ukred.com/rim-seat.phpmight cop
got tricot on
>>214823664living better than mewish I had an autistic girlfriend tbf
>>214823768
get the bosoms posted
My favourite little internet circle right now is videos of people casting spells on Africans in London and watching them run away in fear of being cursed by black magic.
>>214823809
>>214823816HowlingSeen those, saw one in Nigeria where they're trying to full on exorcise a demon from the bloke casting the spells
>>214823816dont let diego see this
>>214823816actually sounds hilarious please share
>>214823664Does she have any special interests?
>>214823850t. diego
>>214823854I'd like to reform one of them if you know what I mean
>>214823863Running and leaving parties too early
>>214823863bouncing on bantu baton bbc
>>214823832too big
Did you know that /brit/ain ex London is as poor as Lithuania?Fockn grim.
Sir Thomas Rubenstein
so this is /brit/
>>214823919Lithuania is a nice country tbf been all over it
>>214823889Is she actually diagnosed autistic?
pol is now in "getting ready to jerk off to interracial porn" phase pol is not currently in "racewar racewar race war NOW" phase
>>214823958No but she actually is. Gets overstimulated and all that
so weird
watching a fim about the lesbeans
WAR? STAND UP AND SHOUT IT. WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN!
rorke
>>214823995can't call her autistic unless she gets diagnosed
>>214823999are they jewish lesbians?
>>214823995I know a woman who is really interested in wetherspoons, and travels to every one and collects pictures of the carpets.
>>214824005ohhhhh myyyyyy dayyyyyssssss
>>214823998For being such a small section of the population it's bizarre how many prominent political figures both here and in the US are dating and married to Jewish people
smash the fash
gwan lass or lad
>>214824063not bizarre, concerning, suspicious even
>>214824063jews are intelligent
>>214824068neoliberal cancer
>>214824068look at the fucking state of that
>>214824068biomass
>>214824064what has john fashanu done to you?
i dont like 'greeno eats'
>>214824068is this your autistic gf you were talking about
>>214824068did you know there's 100m people out counter-protesting today?massive numbers, rorke is absolutely cooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YweSxvuNyjg
mental how porn sites and illegal streaming sites can sometimes be better than massive sites like youtube, with innovative features that later appear on youtube. makes you wonder who operates those sites.
There are going to be so many hilarious fresh Rorke cringe pics after the rally today. Last time we ate this good was during the Southport riots.
>>214824141he looks like he's fingered kids before
>Shaw is gay, although she had been in two relationships with men before realising her sexual orientationdidnt know fiona shaw was a gay>Shaw was raised Catholic, and in January 1997, she spent two weeks with the Tyburn Nuns at their convent.[33] err
>>214824165>100m people out counter-protestingyeah all those "brave" people agreeing with the socially acceptable opinion. compared to the smaller number of people who are actually being brave putting their reputation on the line to support a cause they believe in
experts believe only 300 people have turned out for tommy robinsons (deadname: stephen yaxley-lennon) rallymeanwhile, a spontanious group of socialist worker counter-protesters numbering in the millions have driven off the far-right racist protestors
>>214824210ok
>>214824186these things always just depress me because they remind me how dysgenic people are in this country
>>214824174That is a washing up sponge
tahts a lot...
>>214824247wow leftypol really le owned them you dysgenic freak
>>214824254wow he's been busy
leftypol using a scrub daddy to scrawl the palestinian flag on xir face
>>214824259I'm not leftypol you fragile mong
>>214824266I agree
mental how ashkenazi has the word nazi in it
leftypol is not currently in "getting ready to jerk off to interracial porn" phase leftypol is currently in "import import import them all in NOW" phase
>>214824266Zestyrorke has arrived
>>214823600>woman ladsgood because that's pretty gay
just found out stealth bombers have cheeky toilets on board so the pilot lads can do a stealthy poo while on missions mad that
i know it's gotten a lot shittier but it still amazes me how cozy britain is inherently
Catberg and his "friend"
>>214824335yjk
>>214824335>random cat biscuit on the floorcatberg is a slob
>>214824317id crack open the top and poo over the edge drop one more bomb on the enemy, chemical warfare
bit weird how leftypol makes comments about BBC between her chebs 5 minutes before begging 4chan to want to import people in real life like him
>>214824335funny looking catbergs
i dont believe that happened
>>214823579Sweden mentioned
absolutely lashing it down and it lush
what should I have for din dins
>>214824005now there's a warrior we'll be seeing in VALHALLA along with KIRK the RIGHTEOUS
BREAKING: #UniteTheKingdom protestors have surrounded The Gherkin and are attempting to drive out the small boat cronem
>>214824317well theyre not exactly expected to hold it in for hours are they
Having sex right now
>>214824437ive got some protestors surrounding my gherkin right now
>>214824458GIWTWM
>>214824360but what about the wind? i remember when i was a kid i’d poo on a hill and when the wind hit my wet ringpiece it felt really nice. i’d just wait for it to dry then go home
>>214824417poo
good bird and circuses these weekend corrr
>>214824485s
idea: replace water bombers with poo bombers, would probably put out forest fires better and would fertilize the soil
didnt jerk off to it porn award
Might buy my mum a Madness vinyl and a record playershe was talking about vinyls and how she wished there was modern stereos that played them (she was quite happy when I said there were and vinyls are still quite popular)
/brit/ - Oxford, Cambridge, UCL or Durham? Less pommy would be ideal.
>>214824516could go to church if you prefer
just labelled the micro sd card for my steamdeck with cyberpunk on it 'cp'will regret that
>>214824543UCL. Spending your twenties in London is unbeatable. Otherwise Oxford or Cambridge with Durham as a backup.
>>214824543DurhamFor accounting if possible
https://x.com/Inevitablewest/status/1966829908598092234Rorke won. It's over.
>>214824572cp (2) was it?
>>214824581I've been told London is a bit shithouse these days
>>214824604absurd
>>214824542That would be a nice thing to do, lad
it's actually gay how much I love boobies
>>214824625>believing smelly bedroom virgins on 4chan
counting or not counting gang violence?
>>214824604too big
>>214824632why is it gay
um
>>214823208Nice mosaic picture.
>>214824654Actually it was a northern irish guy IRLHe was all like>London is fecking grim laAlso isn't it like 80% Pakistani now?
weather performing a rainberg outside and i'm cosy in my incel flat
I wouldn't mind a masturbate but i won't
>>214824719People from genuinely grim places like Northern Ireland like saying that about London for some reason
threads quiet today as most of the top brass are in london for the utk rally
wonder if they’ve started shipping in the rentamob liberal goons with their mass produced signs on the buses yet
might get on the 'craft trying to build an iron golem farm you see
getting up to some whimsy and jubilee
>>214824789can't play minecraft anymorethe soundtrack upsets mereminds me of being happy in 2010/2011, when everything was still fun and new, being up all night carving a railway through a mountain
Lunch down the hatchHerring marinated in mustard with a side of crisp bread for the main course, and a Lidl pain suisse for "dessert".
>>214824815you can turn the music off in the settings i'm sure
>>214824815usually turn the music off and have autistic documentaries about air crashes or submarines in the background desu
>>214824754could you outline why you think London is so good? Mumberg thinks I should stay in Aus but I want to go somewhere where being an Aussie makes people gasp in awe
>go somewhere where being an Aussie makes people gasp in awemy bedroom
>>214824604>>214824651Do milkers like that happen in Britain?
>>214824854>but I want to go somewhere where being an Aussie makes people gasp in aweBeing Aussie won't make you not an incel, you still need to have a personality
unc crashing out cause neph got dookie all over his glock, goofy ahh nigga bruh
>>214824854Go to Falmouth University
reading a comic
>>214824854There are loads of Australians here mate sorry you won’t be that special
>>214824854University of Bradford
can hear church bells but not aware of any churches near here
>>214824854nobody thinks aussies are cool mate, it's the humble kiwi they long for
>>214824894beano or dandy?
am I shadowbanned
aussies are shaggers
half the toronto brekkie places ive been to have been autralian, always use terms like sando on the menususpicious really
Shamima Begum sex arse
can't watch movies and shows anymore because every time there's a scene set in suburban area there's an ambience with fucking dogs barking
>>214824918uhoh
thankyou for supporting the australian cafe industry
>>214824664it's like a buffer overflow situationmy love for them is so great that it overflows and turns gay
>>214824958nobody asked dtfic
really hate the band the rolling stones. really awful
>>214824918RIP
screamgn
>>214824938yes
>>214825012oh she's keen
>>214825012blud saying sorry to the the AI recruitment bot
>>214823481Basically yes and it will all be paired with their phones. Exhibit A >>214823409Giving them a defacto digital ID
>>214824881I've seen those street videos, I seriously highly doubt it. All you'd have to do is put on a thick ocker accent and say some shit like 'yeah I'm a true bluue larrikin, used to put reds in a chokehold back on the station in Oodnadatta' and they'd be all over you>>214824910Poms love the Aussieshttps://youtu.be/8DViV8qoyXU?t=145
remembering the time mumberg left me alone for a few days to visit an aunt and i got really steaming and threw loads of dirty dishes in the bin rather than the dishwashershe wasn't amused
>>214823409so is going on 4chan
>>214825057you're a menace
>>214825012AI bot gagging for some cock
>>214825041>I've seen those street videosHalf of them are fake and they just pay people to say shit
>>214824918the time has come
>>214825057Remember my mate at school saying he stayed up until the early hours playing games on his laptop downstairs, needed a piss, didn't want to wake his parents up going upstairs to bog, so he pissed in the bin, and I still find it hilarious to this day.
>>214825076its real mate i was in the background watching it get filmed saw no money exchange hands
>>214823664>misery guts autistic gfktim
girlfriend is shaving her minge and arse crack
>>214825084a fact's a fact
>>214825041Bizarre assortment of people in this video the bloke at 3:19 thinks he's black
>>214825098hi
>>214825076>>214825097>Those are zainichi Liverpool streets sarrr
plapping sabrina carpenters petite little bum
Love aussie birds the accent really gets my willy going
australia fact: more people live in the greater melbourne area than greater sydney
Winter looms. It's time to break out the hot chocolate. Break out the extra large mugs. Break out the knitted jumpers. Break out the wool slippers. Break out the comfy Christmas movies. It's soup, tea and comfy kino season.
Once i took an edible and was paranoid people were in the house looking for me and coming to get me/kill me so i pissed and shit in a nike shoebox and chucked it out of the front window into the road outside. It wasn’t there the next day when i woke up
>enters /brit/well well well, whats all this then?
got a Irish stream with the football on they actually have whole adverts in Irish lmaooo no one speaks it
>>214825155thats false
>>214825158Someone had eaten it
>>214825158I think you’re probably one of those people that THC will eventually turn you schizophrenic or something. I’ve had hundreds of edibles and never anything like this
>>214825164>let me tell you about your country
one thing that always caught me off guard was when I'd go on /b/ back in the day and there'd be aussie threads and it seemed like everybody knew each otherthey'd post pics of girls they'd shagged and people would be like "chloe from school yeah darren said she's got a bucket fanny and he camped in her minge"
>>214825187Yeah this was actually the last time i ever did weed because it freaked me out too much
>>214825104give it a lick
>>214825118Comparehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih7pQmyRa1ohttps://youtu.be/8o3nErxXQ68?t=21tohttps://youtu.be/pk8zrOUnvLY?t=18https://youtu.be/MWke379qIwM?t=47
>>214825187>you’re probably one of those people that THC will eventually turn you schizophrenic or something.This is what has been stopping me from trying weed. Always wanted to go on holiday to Amsterdam and give it a go but I don't want to go crazy and ride a bike off into the river.
melbourne, sydney, adeladie, brisbane, and perth account for 50% of australia's population
>>214825158someone made chocolate brownies with that muck
ive got a poo and wee fetishone day walking down the road found a nike shoebox full of mucktook it home and wanked into it and then threw it out, out of shamegone the next morning
gone with the wind
might stuff an entire share bag of sweet chilli sensations down my horrible gullet and feel guilty about it later
>>214825224The other 50% live in fuckwit cityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q954LxEzyY8
I think 4chan makes you schizophrenic
>>214825265te CAPTCHA does
>>214825260based crispssecond only to kettle chips sweet chilli
>fuckwit citypopulation: rorke
>>214825224What’s mental about Australian cities is they’re absolutely massive but if you showed me a picture of any of them that doesn’t include the harbour bridge or the opera house I wouldn’t be able to recognise any of them. They’re all so samey and boring and uninspiring and soulless
Weed always makes me hyper. Whether its edibles or Im smoking it, its always the same. Everyone else will be stoned out their mind and I'll be bouncing off the walls. Not a fan personally, really just doesn't work for me at all.
>>214825218What are you getting at, more darkies here? Yeah we know.
>"unite the kingdom">look inside>its actually about kicking out anyone that isn't straight white and far rightNot much unity in that is there
i dont care me
>>214825282Same actually. l love weed because it makes me focus and motivated.
Grim.
>>214825290Can't unite with people that are nothing like you
>>214825290anyone else is more trouble than they're worth
>>214825290need you united with some fanny STAT
>>214825290>football hooligans on one side>women and cucks on the otherBizarre state of affairs
googling how to poo
whats the point of mukbang? is it for wanking?
>>214825219Just go with people you trust and for your first time smoke it don’t take an edible
>>214825320because most people just want to get on
urgh that fart smelled like popcorn and sausages
>>214825350friend/gf simulator
>>214825191I’m literally Irish mate
>>214825278>They’re all so samey and boring and uninspiring and soullessThat's because nobody's looking at the CBD. I used to have pic rel less than a minute's walk from my house. Poms would kill for this
>>214825350watching tiny women eat huge amounts of food is fascinating
>>214825350I think people watch it whilst they're eating to imagine they're eating with someone else.
most australians have a family member who has been lost to wild beasts
>>214825385I live in Cornwall mate, got beaches just as lush here
>>214825385Glenelg Jetty?
You can tell this is Australia because no other country in the world has beautiful beaches a metre from the city
rorke quaking in his boots
>>214825439i dont like when they build up to the beach like that looks freaky
>>214825439The other lad isn't wrong though, your cities do all look the same, not having a go, just a statement.
>>214825439tidal waves gonna mash that up bigly
>>214825439That actually looks grim desu. Prefer my beaches unspoilt and idyllic
>>214825441>1 million plus at a Tommy Robinson march>500 Unite Against Racism as a counter protest
this is what constitutes 99% of an australian city
>>214825350people watch it while they eat to simulate having companionship
What are you lads listening to right now?I'm listening to picture related
>>214825482won't be anything left
>>214825490Looks like a yank city
>>214825439Brazil?
>>214825515we're a car based country so we build similarly to them
>>214825490looks like the part of the map you're not allowed to go to in a video game
>>214825510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaTXOFcm-CQLove Level 42 me
>>214825487>1 million
>>214825424If this was the yookay this statue would've been torn down instead of sitting in the heart of a capital city
10 million!
>>214825555Why are you so desperate to come here then lad?
>>214825441How come literally all left-wing rallies/demonstrations in this country use the exact same placards with the exact same fonts and designs? You can notice it all the time. Those yellow ones at the back that say SMASH are what I'm on about.
what'll it be lads
beaches are shit why is it better doing something somewhere sand will get everywhere rather than in a nice field in the countryside
>>214825583Britain is to Aussies what Australia is to Brits.
>>214825591They're handed out by Stand Up To Racism, Socialist Workers and other organisations.
>>214825510Was listening to stereolab a minute ago
>>214825597thundering herd would go down nicely right now
>>214825597no way this is real
New>>214823208>>214823208>>214823208
never hear about lords doing anything notable anymore
>Seasonal depression the city>>214825583I should visit my ancestral homeland once in my life. I figured while I'm there I should get my doctorate from Oxford, give rich posh sluts facials, and support local Pakistani businesses so that they stay afloat while more chippies go under
>>214825640>>214825640>>214825640
>>214825597I'll have one Ron lease boss
>>214825555we have many statues of victoria in london
Tommy Robinson was hoping one million would turn up but there are only just over 100k LOL
