>>214835446me when im about to die**sheds a tear of joy**
epstein
I love Tate mcrae
I canceled my side gig for tonight. I'm gonna chill and sleep in on Sunday.
>>214835595she's hot, don't know what she does tho, actress? singer?
45 mintues until toil in the kitchen begins. Please lord spawn a large boulder ontop of me and end my existence. Please
reading a book
Ea fumbled the bag on this. How did the prior version manage to look and play better?!
>>214835653Singer
>>214835844*plap plap plap*sniff sniff
>>214835868
I like pepe the frog and I don't care if you hate "frogposters"
>>214835908It's the most relatable character ever created.
>went camping at a national park >didn't see a single nig, spic, jeet or chink
>>214835908I love you
eating taco bell and watching a lucha libre ppvnew meets old tradition... soul.....
>>214835882is there a problem fren?
gonna go take a shower. hopefully my thread on /tv/ takes off
>>214835953What did you get? I had the Midnight mountain dew but it was okay nothing special
I feel stuck in life.I don't want to interact with people.I feel safe right now.I want to smoke a joint.I hope more white women avoid niggers and jeets.
what game has a lot of girls? I'm oooking for a gf
>>214835985Link it here ill bump it
>>214835985which is it so I can bump it>>214835939that's nice, camping is great, did you make some food on the fire?
>>214836002supreme luxe combo and 2 stackers for laterI just get sugar free baja blast every time, no room for change
>>214835976have standards
Damn he is speaking factshttps://youtube.com/shorts/KZHB15IBfqs?si=ozn_VOrN8neWsSoZ
>>214836040>did you make some food on the fire?Had some canned shit. Campfires were off limitWhenever I visit I just want to stay there,there is so much beauty in the world
>>214836068oh so you wouldn't fuck her? you think you're better than me?
might put some money on canelo vs crawford (I don't watch boxing)
>>214835844I want to worship her ass
>>214836124>Campfires were off limitMeaning they were prohibited? Why? Because forest fires?
>>214835844Slightly above mid desu
>>214836031pls respond
>>214835976pigeons are the niggers of birds
>>214836219Yes, It's in Cali so there is a high chance of forest fires with the grass drying out
>>214836165Who you gonna bet on? Canelo is naturally bigger so I'd choose him, but then again Crawford is naturally nigger so who knows
>>214836124>Campfires were off limitWe got lucky there were no burn restrictions all year. HOWEVER those FAGGOTY CANADIANS still let their fucking forests burn down AGAIN so we got a bunch of smoke the last two weeks
Imagine a colossal shark that chas fought many other animals and normally goes up against small game. Imagine said shark being harpooned through the back; the harpoon leads to a small fishing boat that could be tipped over and sank if the shark wags its tail ever so slightly. Now imagine that boat revs up its engine and forces the shark to repeatedly fight stronger and stronger sharks, and that each time the shark brutally mauls random sealife, the boatmen eat of the fish and engorge themselves on its victories. The shark is now starving, wounded on all sides, but the fishermen keep herding it against more and more sealife, as the wound of the harpoon infects and weakens ever further, the fishermen just prepare to eat the shark
>>214836128i wouldnt
Not sure if i should seethe about trannies jeets or black thug dick today
>>214836273deletthis is my fren>>214836283Oh I see
It's okay to get your dick sucked by a dude. It's only gay if you're the one with a dick in your mouth.
>the UNDERDISE Morgan
>>214836361Why not both?
I got a blowjob last sunday
>>214836168I once left ass worshiping porn open on my laptop and my sister saw it
>>214835939Nice. I've found the surest way to avoid the browns is to camp places that are non trivial to get to. They're too lazy to hike or ride 30min in
i forgot covid even happened until just now
>>214836514on the Lord's day??
>>214836291crawford is rigged to win after the kendrick stuff I think (I don't even know who is who or what they look like)
>>214836514Been since last March for meIt was a fat bitch but she gave an incredible blow job
BOYS go to MARS to get CANDYBARSGIRLS go to JUPITER to get more STUPIDER
>>214836514nice>>214836545what did she say?
>>214836032>>214836040>>>/tv/214491999
whats brackin
I've banned 9 days out of 13 of September
>>214836672>frogpostingNigguh boo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOP76SVYX7k
>>214836754why have you been such a naughty boy, anon
>>214836770frog threads get (you)s
>>214836776Why did you phrase this like you want to tie him up and whip him
>>214836787because I'm secretly a dominatrix, silly little anon
>>214836824Spinny......
>>214836266From what I remember overwatch and valorant had alot of females league was decent too maybe marvel rivals since it's a hero shooter. These might be outdated I havent played in like 2 years. Theres also stuff like animal crossing and stardew valley but single player games dont have the chance for connection that multiplayer games do. Dont expect to get any e-hoes unless youre e-chad (cracked at the game, handsome, maybe dark triad if she has bpd)
my rap name is Nword Snowden
You wrap my balls in a pita, put some tahini on it with a tomato and take it straight to the dome if you want to talk shit homie
>>214836865
squirting out diarrhea from my man pussy again
>>214836776First time I posted a picture of a black woman in a see through dress in a blue board. Second time I posted a video of a wmaf couple sucking bbc together in an nsfw board (!). Third time I posted here a picture of the subway and said that I felt safe knowing I wasn't gonna get stabbed or shot
>>214836843oh dear...anon spinny was clearly submissive in every way.
>>214836844im thinking mmos is the play
>>214836897True she accidentally leaked that she likes being spanked that one time
>>214836898nta but mmos are clearly the play because you have to get on voice chat so it's really easy to meet girls and flirt with them.but you also have to be good at the game and join a guild or something to meet them.shooters and mobas aren't as good cause even if you meet someone you might never see them again so you have to flirt hard upfront
My old neighbor makes soup every day at 10pm It smells really good but my house smells like soup for hours if I don’t close all my windows
>>214836564yes, it was the lord's blessing>>214836572stay away from chonkers
Burning my skin on the last few days of summer
>>214837000did you ever ask her for soup
Why did they do thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/f_wNyJN-Sng?si=Ln84ciCGFVVq-dW0
is a young kevin bacon handsome
>>214837009
>>214837007>stay away from chonkersI will. Part of the reason its been so long is I refuse to settle for a fat bitch again, since I know I can do better
kevin hamburger
Today I will make spam, eggs, and rice again
Do dom women and submissive men have mental problems? Because it seems nature prefers vice versa
>>214837097He always had a weird nose
>>214837025Why did you assume the neighbor that likes cooking was female
I'm a submissive whore
>>214837097He's no Mihai Burcea
>>214837097Yes
>>214837244with mental problems
>>214837243the only old people that cook are grandmas
I choose to do nothing all day today
>>214837270My grandpa makes good chili
>>214837254someone needs to look for him in an obituary
>>214837314It's entirely possible that he just quit drugs and stepped away from the internet Or that he went to prison
>>214837351the latter is more probable given he once posted his drugs came in the mail
>>214837351I could see him just moving over to a discord server and posting the same crap over and over again in there
it's koturday
troons are a national security issue
>>214836898I mean maybe if it was 2008 I barely play them so I cant speak on it.>>214837173Everyone has mental problems.
>>214837391This. We need to put jasonkin in camps
>>214837391this is true
>>214837391>NationalBitch you're Brazilian
>>214837391They are a manufactured controversy to distract from the rising wealth gap
I'm tired of people assuming I'm a sissy just because I'm submissive and want to get dominated by a woman
All the bad news from my city comes from the north side
https://www.the-sun.com/news/15180899/charlie-kirk-shooter-tyler-robinson-transgender-partner/this shit is gonna be milked for months
>>214837523guess troons and troon lovers like gayson should stop shooting people
Hey, are you lonely?Summer gone so slowly
>>214837523>picWhat a boring ass little kidI was obsessed with bugs since I was 3 years oldAlways turning over the logs and rocks in our backyard to see what I can find
>>214837523Media finna stop covering it
>>214837469Are you a real girl
>>214837618I'm a man
>>214837618no real girl would ever call themselves a sissy
its only a matter of time until the next troon shoots up a school or something
>>214837649You live in Brazil
1.5l bottle of coke chilling in the fridge, and a non white is on his way with my large pep and wings
>>214837649I told the Indian international student illegal and the Afgan Sikh refugee that shootings happen everyday in America.Guess they believe me now.
>>214837649The "troons shoot up schools and rape kids in public bathrooms because chuds are mean to them" line is one of my favorites in lefty rhetoric
>>214836649>what did she say?Well I distorted the story somewhat.I was showing her how to do something in Excel on my laptop, I pressed ctrl + V and the last thing I had copied for some reason was "I was watching lesbian ass worshipping porn...", I think I had it copied to post on /cum/, I just deleted it and said "oh I was trolling people on the internet", her friend was there too but didn't see it and asked what it was and my sister just said "you don't even want to know", then we moved on and never spoke of it again
>>214837732Shootings do happen every day in America, maybe not school shootings, but someone gets shot here like every hour
>>214837808Yeah we're a big country and most of em are niggers shooting each other
>>214837840>em are niggers shooting each otherI hope it doesn't stop
have decided I will keep werk tyme on 24/7 because I am tired of seeing porn and then getting horny on here
>>214837891>werk tyme?
cock
>>214837908pussy
Yo I'm boutta finna start dancing in this bitch mayne
>>214837903hides imagesredundant for an imageboard but I rarely see anything worth saving anyways
Jason obliterated those libs yesterday, he just wins every argument
>>214838026He made like 2 posts yesterday
Every time I hear my roommates enter the apartment I feel like I'm being raped
>>214838102Do you know what being raped feels like
>>214838118well hell yes I do it all the time
>>214838118do you
>>214838080did you know that if you post an anime girl alongside your post, there's like three retards in here who will think you are jason?
>>214838212Some anons here suck at discerning posting styles
>>214837523>>214837554
>>214838241very true. maybe they're just low IQ and that's why jason's very obvious posting style isn't obvious to them?
Lel
>>214838212>>214838289jasons replying to xerself
>energy drink cleaning my bowls right outWho needs those detox kits when energy drinks do it easier?
>>214838496energy drink is just filling your body with other poisonshttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1757792390354354.png
cobson crusoe
>>214838407don't blow my cover dummy
I would very much enjoy planting my seed inside a cute girl
boobies or milkers?
your honor, my client was only protecting his heckin valid transgender wifx
>>214838895"roommate"
oh my god they were roommates
>>214838895w-wait... the TRANNY turned him in??
>>214838966I LOVE VINE HUMOR
>mfw someone disrespekts a heckin valid trans kid near me
sjw memes but for the rightoids
>>214838638I like when you post wholesome and funny like this and not ugly hateful things <3
wow this is crazy cannot BELIEVE the nazis did this shit smdh
Cuck ass niggasWhat
Jason's just jealous the shooter was getting prime twink dick
>>214839046and read her bible
>>214838810Jason likes dick
>>214839231>>214839185do NOT remember asking
>>214838895ooooof>>214839165remember hearing about these in university and thinking it was too absurd to be real. of course none of the trucks exist anymore and there's no actual proof they exist, just anecdotal stories, but hey.
>>214839248>of course none of the trucks exist anymore and there's no actual proof they exist, just anecdotal stories, but hey.even in the wikipedia article it says the truck wasn't one of these fabled "gas trucks" just a moving truck that could "help you visualize" the process.like...really
I don't think people like Jason should be able to have a gun
guns shouldn't be legal
>>214839362You should go back to India/Pakistan
only conservatives should be allowed to own guns.
>>214838895he did it for the nookie
BBC makes white women squirt
Guns should not exist
Any benevolent dictators in
only ex convicts and mentally ill people should be allowed to purchase AR-15s
blah pipo should not exist
>>214839403this. the less guns there are in the hands of people the better
>>214839299they destroyed all the masturbation machines too, we have to believe their stories thobeit.
>>214839248>>214839501It's the same with the fabled joy divisions. There is exactly one single source on these ever existing and it's from a survivors memoir about living in the camps
virgins should not exist
stop downplaying Hitlers achievements chud
>Hitlers achievements
>>214839501NEVAH FAHGET about the roller coasters that'd shoot the chosenites into the gas chambers!
>>214837537Reminds me of that project veritas video about a decade ago when they caught that guy associated with the DNC who said they had mentally ill people to do suff for them.
>>214839775Link
What was the deal with spooky characters wearing gimp masks in video games for awhile
ice cream overdose
hi
>>214839083she's probably a school teacher
Three hundred thousand YankeesIs stiff in southern dustWe got three hundred thousandBefore they conquered usThey died of southern feverAnd southern steel and shotI wish they was three millionInstead of what we got
>>214840024probably yeah
>>214839083Crazy lady
the impostor is sus
anyone watching tennessee vs georgia
>unironically having sex
>>214840119I only have sex ironically
>ironically having sex
>>214840163how
>having sex with ironman
>having sex in ironman mode
>>214838513Energy drinks keep the mind sharp and focused. If that psycho drank energy drinks daily he’d probably be a rich CEO instead of a mentally ill faggot loving murderer
Dunno whether to rent, buy, or have built
>>214840274reckon buying is the easiest one
>I thought the shooter had good aim-local Greensboro community college teacher
I want to stick my cock in a vagina. I really want to do that
>>214840298renting is always the easiest one but might be more expensive these days depending on the market.
>>214840323easiest? no, cheapest
Got the poutine in my system
>>214840320You can get it I believe in you :)
>>214840351ok brownzilian
jason is white german but his first name is english
>restaurant with sticky tables
Brazil.
>>214840309>376 friendshighly doubtful
>But to those of you who will listen, I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone takes your cloak, do not withhold your tunic as well.…that verse is so cucked
>>214840356OH FUCK I AM GONNA MAKE POUTINE I HAVE GRAVY AND EVERYTHINGthanks for reminding me
I don't give a FUCK if canopies "are for girls" I'm getting one. Seethe.
>>214840394>when the menu sticks like velcro
>>214840448I want to fuck you
>>214840448Looks like a good bed to have romantic sex with your white girl
Poutine is the most dog shit food I have ever tasted and is proof that Canadian culture has nothing of value that Tpb related
>>214840494That isn't* jeez
>>214839362>only the government should have gunsBoot licker slave mentality. You remind me of those who demanded a king to rule over them, even after God's warning of what a king would do.Ironic you Christ-hating gaytheists and fagnostics want to be ruled over by and at the mercy of the state when you call Christians as having a "slave mentality" or whatever that r/atheism insult is. Whereas the Biblical teaching on gun ownership is that it's every man's responsibility to be able to protect himself and his family, just like it's his job to also provide for his family. But you fags also hate "gender roles" and many of you think boys can become women. You think it's liberating for a woman to respect and obey her boss at work, but doing that for her husband is oppression. You're literally insane and I wish you would fucking kill yourselves already. And I'm referring to gun grabbers as being insane (the others are too, but specifically talking about graboids); how dumb do you have to be to think an unarmed populace is a good thing? Your IQ is probably so low that you're legally retarded. I guess the only "history book" you ever read was that trash written by that card-carrying communist Howard Zinn or some other drivel writen by his ilk.And among mortal men, Jesus said there was none more full of the Spirit than John the Baptist, and what did he do? Spoke truth to a wicked tyrant king and died for it. You gaytheists and fagnostics won't even speak the truth to a coworker because you're afraid they'll complain to HR and get you fired. Hell, even just ridicule and mockery is enough to silence you fucking losers. Go kiss boot, faggot.
new house? yea i buy that shit one down cash only
Post trumpisatva
not reading that
new>>214840573>>214840573>>214840573
>>214840394>>214840468>when some slob is wiping down the table next to yours and they're using a rag that's brownish-gray and full of holes and probably coating the entire table with germs
best balatro hand: 10,393,854
>>214840600is that good
He is much smarter than people give him credit for
>>214840630there's a joker you unlock by playing a hand worth 100 million points. it's the only joker i haven't unlocked yet.
I'm 32 and I'm bad at everything and have no skills
>>214840673100 bucks i unlock it right now
ass hurts because of my horrible posture.
>>214840643I wish I could filibuster people in my life by telling them I have to finish peeling potatoes first.
>>214840715Getting fucked by BBC has nothing to do with posture
How about Phillynutbuster and he's just a hobo that goes around jizzing on strangers
Joe Biden Sr. left automobile sales for real estate when his son Joe Biden Jr. was elected to the United States Senate in 1972, because "he didn't want a United States senator to have a used-car salesman for a dad."[
>>214840723>Hold on! x2 it's almost ready for stew
Canada has become an embarrassment on a level that even liberal left wing Youtubers are making fun of the jeet invasion.
how'd you come back from shitting yourself in front of a girl
>>214840830i'm openly rude to jeets IRL now i don't even care, literally no one else cares either. i don't frequent businesses that employ them either.
>>214840836Claim someone else put the shit in my pants to set me up because theyre jealous of me dating such a pretty girl
>>214840830Canada.
>>214840878Red beanie girl is adorable
>>214840867The lady he was debating when he made that face looked way fucking creepier https://youtube.com/shorts/1sGUvJ_2Emc?si=Bms5aN7qxUNATf77
Me and your dad
>>214837891i have it on permanently. a post gotta have (You)'s to make me open
>>214840988that bitch is gross for sure, needs to be crushed into lubricant for train parts or something
After watching 20 minutes of police body cam videos I empathize with the burger king plane guy
Debilitating lower abdomen pain went away on its own again
>shooter had a tranny boyfriendLmao, so scratch straight off the list.
>>214841275Looool that pepe is making me laugh so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DYQA7i-zXo
>>214840830It's unironically wrecking our image and eroding whatever soft power we had. Jeets are remarkable that their very presence makes your country loss respect. I've had foreign colleagues I haven't spoken to in years message me out of the blue asking if it's real Canada has so many jeets.
saw an edge-case BBW pale goth chick at the supermarketshe was pretty tall (5’10” maybe) and had a black miniskirt black lowcut top black hair and 2 labubus hanging off her black purseshe was just within my zone of attractiveness, where she was fat enough to be thick but not fat enough to be obese
>>214841381>2 labubusAs the kids say, major red flag
>>214841381Chick in the picture needs to be impregnated by me ASAP
Autism is fake
>>214841342The UK became an irredeemable laughing stock when they fully embraced streetshitter culture and opened kebab and curry shops everywhere. If that happens and it replaces stuff like pizza as the go-to take out food you know we're cooked.
>>214841457The gee eff works in daycare and +50% of all the kids are diagnosed with autism. Definitely wayyyy overdiagnosed like ADHD used to be.
I lieb ya baby I lieb ya
Asmongold is literally king of the streamers at this point, even Hasan is taking notes. Destiny should probably just kill himself before Israel does it for him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cicOWKIz_c0
>>214841567How long before a troon tries to shoot him with meme bullets for reddit karma, a la Luigi?
They took this from you
>>214841648>25 KBwhat is this? An image for ants?
>>>/r9k/82489925made one
i hope hasan and destiny dont get cappednot shitposting im actually worried because they wouldnt deserve to get shot in the neck/clavicle
>>214841685Ywnbaw
>>214841648Olivia Godrigo mogs her
i dont want new games, just let me play the games i played as a kid forever
>>214841634Not long I suspect. He went off on troons and other faggots who were celebrating the assassination. He was basically telling people to doxx the troons and ruin their lives, get them fired, etc.
>>214841381*she also had huge tits popping out of her low-rise top, forgot to mention this important detail
>>214841648KRISTOFAH!
>>214841706I hope they don't because it would make their respective movements stronger, and destiny is destined to become a prison bitch at some point anyway no pun intended
>>214841721>mustache and unibrowFilipina auntie genes coming in strong I see
>>214841567>>214841634As I said before. Asmongold is incel Ayatollah. The powers that be would never let him get assassinated because it would cause mass instability.
>>214841706Hasan seems like the kinda guy to never go anywhere in public that wasn't pre-screened
>>214841711that's like really mean
>>214841774Everyone keeps acting like the recent tranny shooters are MKUltra CIA plants or something but I think they are just genuinely insane and shooting people without the Mossad/CIA/inside job angle
>>214841721>>214841648sabrina carpenter has a superior aurora to both
>>214841770Get her ass
top 3 legendary roast session
>>214841770>auntiethat's uncalled for
I can never look good when I'm wearing a suit. it's just impossible for whatever reason
>>214841979what's bad about your look when you do?
>>214841903She's a midget and unironically doesn't look that good
Would you Elon's daughter?
>>214841979REAL TALK: You need a tailored suit to look good, anyone who looks very good in a suit is wearing a tailored suit
>>214841987I'm NTA but I look bad in suits because I have a twink frame and I'm short so I constantly look like a kid wearing his dad's clothes. Same when I wear sunglasses or a hat
I could use an indoor fountain
>>214842071would smoke opium there
Does anyone remember that meme format where it would be something really random like peanut butter on a toothbrush with the caption "y'all already know what the fuck going on" That format always made me laugh
>>214842135No
N
>>214842202O
>>214842135Yes
Malcolm in the middle or fresh prince of Bel Air
>>214842239Definitely Malcolm in the Middle
got my haircut
>>214842265pics
>>214842265Was your barber cute and/or try to talk to you
I'm worried for Greta Thunbergs safety
>>214842270shant>>214842275it was a man and he didnt talk i like it that way
>>214842239fresh prince by a mile if you disagree you're racist
Don't worry you guys, thread cuck is making the new ready right now, it will be posted any moment
It will never not be funny to me that Greta Thunberg went from media darling to completely irrelevant because she named the jew
>>214842338
>>214842322She's still relevant
>>214842265What kind of place cuts it for you?>granny who has been doing it for you since you were a little kid>$8 chain hair salon place>Negro barbershop>Hipster barbershop that charge $50
>>214842343early nigger
A barbershop haircut that cost a quarter
>>214842343DUMB EARLYSHITTER SCUM
>>214842363hipster but sometimes i go to the granny
>>214842488Fag
