Gareth Emery editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bj4i-sW44s
Anyone got an interview coming up and need a suit?I'll post it for free if you're struggling and can't afford to buy something.40R jacket, 34S trousers. It's quite a few years old but was worn for "occasions" rather than regularly so still in decent nick. I'd still be wearing it if I hadn't developed a middle aged spread.
dave
got poo up my bum
Can smell that fucking suit from here
>>214835948This is what I'm listening to right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPRrHyXchEYMad that.
>While leftist media puts the figure at 600,000, independent adjudicators have counted well over three million patriots in attendance at today's demonstration in London. This number excludes the actors, all fully paid by the Socialist Workers Party.
>>214835999So does the fittest girl you've seen
Not being funny, are we being shadow banned
On my way to the strip club to bang some hoes and do drugs with my pro christian lads that never read the bible.
>>214835982looks like a comfy loft conversion in a converted farmhouse down in herefordshirenot into cats though so you can keep the suit x
>>214835999checked
>>214836015PWHOARRRR!
>>214836011This makes it the biggest rally of ALL TIME
arse lad night
>>214835982looks like a dog's been living in it
The Heavenly Bodies: Dr. Matthew Pritchard and 'Gigolo' Lana Del Rey
>>214836037
currently waving baner cymru and singing yma o hyd from the bottom of my heart
shove a 12 gauge shotgun down a nigger kids gullet and blast his nigger filth brains all over nan's new persian rug
>>214836063Sir Your Mum
>>214835948Jonathan Bowden sub-edishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGy28J3Ql1Y
What's the difference between your mum and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it gets slapped
interior crocodile alligator interior semiotics
>>214836011oh fuck off is it
>>214836083absolutely no need for this violent and racist postgrow up
> What's the difference between your mum and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it gets slapped
>>214836079didn't get all of it
Got a Pepe's for my tea
>>214836093what a 44 magnum could do to a woman's pussy you should see
>>214836104Mental, this morning I woke up and the first thought I had for some reason was "I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.
>>214836129Rocket maaaaaaaan
>>214836129'ton 'ohn
>>214836129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg-Q-Acv4qs&list=RDTg-Q-Acv4qs&start_radio=1
>>214836129what on earth
UM x
was becoming more left-wing over the last year or so but seeing how disgusting they are in the last few days has made me go chud again. i am sorry rorke, please forgive me
>>214836129Nice
>>214836129ELTON'S CUMMY ANUS
>>214836095sent anyone with a mum flying
>>214836129get in love a pepe's me
>>214836162You've realised your mistake. it's okay
Let's be honest, referring to 'mosquitoes' is an Americanism and most 'mosquitoes' are not invasive species from Hispanophone countries but simply native gnats that've had a new and ugly moniker bestowed on them
>>214836158what? it was peng
>>214836136bet you've had a very based day
200k in this picture
>>214836114time and place maggot? I'll literally smash your brains in with a ball pein hammer
>>214836192
>>214836192*seaside voice*i-it camouflage it is, i-it camouflage
not into yank politics but wasn't the charlie kirk shooter was simply doing what charlie kirk advocated i.e. using the second amendment to perverse oppression from government?
>>214836240Christ almighty what a pathetic incel you are. Don't reply to me again you cunt.
Ok, it's literal kinoPatriots in control
walking down the street like that lad from bittersweet symphony
hungry
might drink drive to taco bell (again)
>>214836275ki
>>214836253>perverse oppression from government?obviously not you hopeless retard
>>214836259>fanny pack>white shirt>sweat pants>sneakersThe west has fallen
>>214836253Not really you retard
walking down the street like ian brown from stellify
>>214836253>from governmentcharlie kirk made youtube videos
>>214836195wait do you guys not have mosquitoes?
>>214836192Catdog. Caaatdog!
>>214836293his willy looks like a little dog haha
>>214836309
>>214836258*seaside voice*i-i never ask to be born. living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome. i-it miss understood and unpleasant but i get on with it and stay positive
spotted dick
walking down the street like a pretty woman
>>214836253>using the second amendment to perverse oppression from government?i'm not even sure what you mean by this
>>214836322ah yeah, the old "he was just a kid making youtube videos" lmao that's why the flag was at half mast and united nations holding a minute of silence for him?he is a modern day goebbels with the levels of political influence his propaganda has
>>214836345ignored your typo you stupid cunt. kirk wasn’t in the government, he was a commentator
boiling some potatoes
>>214836253no. the irony here is that charlie kirk believed that gun deaths like his own are an acceptable trade-off for keeping the 2nd amendment
>>214836390>>214836320
watching the darts with a few cans
>>214836129HOLD ME CLOSER SPUNKY FARTER
>>214836129pov: sacked tranny after i'm finished with her
>>214836328they do
>>214836388Because maybe killing people for having opinions is literal fascism you slovenly cretin
>>214836258vile odious little east mongrel you are, die out
gottem with the charlie kirk post, all the worms crawl out of the woodwork
>>214836400this isn't ironicevery right you have comes with a trade-off of security
>>214836419love me baby yeed
>>214836419Average yank who posts in /brit/
Playing Resident Evil in my dark, dreary incel dungeon. Sipping a mug of hot tea. The amber lights are on. The wool sweater is worn. Oh what a lovely evening
Also irony that the shooter shot a man who's whole schtick was to have open public debates but wrote 'catch fascist' on a bullet.Not actually irony because he could have realised this if he wasn't retarded but you know what I mean.
Silly bugger
kirk was killed by da jooz btw
It is indeed sad that Charlie Kirk is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive. Gay people should be stoned to death Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband No one should be allowed to retire Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states British Colonialism was what "made the world decent" The guy who assaulted the Pelosi's should be bailed out Religious freedom should be terminated Multiple black politicians "stole white people’s spots" MLK Jr was "an awful person" The Great Replacement Theory is reality Hydroxychloroquine cures COVID Vaccine requirements are "medical apartheid" Guns deaths are acceptable in order to have a 2nd amendment Women’s natural place is under their husband’s control Parents should prevent their daughters from taking birth control George Floyd had it coming, the Jan 6th protestors didn’t The 1964 Civil Rights Act was a "huge mistake" Encouraged parents to protest mask mandates Mamdani winning in NY was a travesty because Muslims did 9/11 Muslims only come to America to destabilize Western Civilization Palestine "doesn’t exist" and those who support it are like the KKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsTLU-BtOWcso many white guys
>>214836419i liked this one haha funny x
>>214836440>for having opinionsYou are retarded if you believe this.
>>214836462
>>214836462*snuggles up next to you*
Black Man Reacts To First Ever Listen Of Led Zeppelin Classic Stairway To Heaven [Surprise Surprise He Likes It - Like In Every Other Video]
>>214836442shut the fuck up dog, leave now
>>214836462*rapes you*
>>214836518that is ostensibly why he was killed. (although really it’s to distract from the epstein stuff)
>>214836541sorry bud didn't mean nothing by it
>>214836498All apart from the Palestine one are correct
>>214836462real Aryans play Silent Hill
get the beer drunkget the wine drunkget the music listened toget the game played
Seems like only 80k turned up, a far cry from the millions claimed by Tommy.
>>214836498>Gay people should be stoned to deathdid he really say this?
>>214836540"Black man reacts to (literally one of the most popular pop songs of all time) first time listening" *soi face*
>>214836498you're not an islamophobe, are you?
>>214836567you're a dead man walking, mashallah I will destroy you
>>214836518Great low iq lefty argument. Good luck shooting someone else you disagree with
>>214836498>British Colonialism was what "made the world decent"based and accurate
>>214836588Rorke realises yet again that the vast majority of people aren’t weird flagshagging nonces like him
get the water drankget the screens offget the book readget the early night
>>214836587what game?
>>214836588even the bbc are saying over 100k
Went to a football match today :)
>>214836388he was definitionally not a government employeethe way the government responds to his death doesn't matter. he made youtube videos debating people, he wasn't oppressing you
The second amendment's purpose is to keep and bear arms for self-defence against threats such as tyranny and insurrection>such as tyrannySeems like he was exercising his second amendment rights, no?
rorke getting his willy caught in a mousetrap
stomp nigger skulls into the ground so much that their brains slide out of their ears in a fine paste
Still here I see
>>214836632moinecraft
>>214836619I'm a fascist, not the pussy american charlie kirk type.
>>214836638Nigga goes to Oldham games
>>214836638fight any geezers?
>>214836643>self-defence
>>214836612why mash allah that's not very nice
when the /brit/ brigade goes into battle Spaino will sacrifice himself for the squad and you'll all feel really bad that you called him a paedo
>>214836643Having an opinion in your head is not tyranny desu
>>214836419dont know why you'd use shaving cream on your pubic hairtoo bald looks weird
>>214836691he is one factually though
>>214836658you wouldn't get it it's pure satire
niggas really be wearing cologne to their warehouse jobs. who yall tryna impress, the forklift??
>>214836658me at school
>>214836659ah oui
>>214836701>>214836678It's clear you don't know about Kirk's actions and still believe the "just youtuber" narrative.
>>214836695Would do the Asian tbqh
>>214836695This image is an assault on my mind’s nose
Rorke, a comic relief villain, turns out to be a rather tragic and misunderstood character that at the end joins up with the good guys to defeat the big bad and ends up settling down in a quiet village with the female soldier he meet during the final fight to start a family.
>>214836720go on the lad tell us all about it
>>214836328The answer to your question is in the original post (to which you responded)
>>214836695>Imagine the breath smell
So why didn’t you go to the march today Rorkypops? Had more important things to do yeah?
>>214836720driving tanks through residental homes was he? firing into crowds of peaceful protesters? calling for indiscrimate murder of civilians?
>>214836750He committed literal genocide through hate speech against trans people
>>214836760corr
>>214836748however the hgiher ups demand mulitverse rorke spinoff set in japan as his asian counterpart rōku that is set apart from british rorke's canon
i just hope this charlie kirk london protest elon musk trump russia ukraine thing leads to something actually happening
>>214836676Yes, I fought all the geezers
>>214836779mummy was going to give me a lift to london but something came up and she couldn't
>>214836785good
Big fan of transsexuals, other than the smell. That unusual mixture of oestrogen and testosterone is quite powerful and disconcerting to my immune system.Same applies to Africans btw
>>214836794fucking howling
>>214836779I was wanking my willy
>>214836794Big fan of this video.
>>214836779I don't live in London
>>214836794Haha got a proper good laugh out of me
>>214836794loooool
>>214836809when i do too many lines, women don't do anything for me. need to move onto something stronger like cute trannies in thigh high songs
just shat my pants in front of my crush
>>214836794fucking poo screaming
>>214836801Good lad
My Dad just shat his pants in front of me
>>214836855ktim
>>214836855count's as a suicide in the match stats
hungary is the most right wing country in europe and they are pro-china. china says thats its fine with european countries maintaining their native populations and that its america that wants a global deracinated empire
>>214836814
>>214836855*enters /brit/*
>>214836863Go block the pipe with your knob
>>214836855Rorke after a beer
>>214836835>>214836863the lying, quit it
>>214836748I had post like this planned but deemed it to horrible to post
Just remembered that it was me that created this thread, all me
>>214836887kek
muslims awful quiet today why aren;t they at the counter protests?
>>214836877why did he do it
my evil parents cut and my sister out of their lives nearly a year agoone of my best friends bumped into them in a pub todaymy dad has skin cancer and apparently it's now serious and he might need chemotherapy, and they're both willing to speak to us again and they're sadThe only problem is they've completely killed whatever part of my heart or soul that had room for them so I couldn't care less if he dies and she rots alone, in fact that's what I told them would happen to them in my last words to themActually the real problem is that my friend sympathises with them because her nan had skin cancer, and was crying on the phone to me just now because she's sad for my parents and blames my sisterShe said I'd never forgive myself if something happened and this is how things were leftTurns out she doesn't know me at all, this is the best possible outcome. The arrogance to think these cunts could cut their first and only son out of their lives, tell people they're "better off without us", get smited with karmic cancer, then tell my friend that the door is open for me to speak with themIf they came to my door I'd make them cry at least
rōku wanting koreans off his island
evri deliver my parcel tomorrow?
>>214836879God's chosen people, I kneel
>>214836918shabbat
Why's ivan trying to start ww3 then
>>214836918They are all running away back to their homeland. France
>>214836879bitch is called nerdeen
>>214836918they're having sex
Genuinely don't think any other thread has quite so many suggestions for Anons to shag their own dad
>>214836951nice try
>>214836924thats what you and your sister get for hooking up lad
>>2148369244 seconds in to reading this post and completely understand why they don’t talk to you, freak
things leftypol secretly likes>rape>genocide>racism>fascism>war>terrorism>misogyny
Waiting for an asian to show up to call him rōku
.
>>214836879chat shit get banged
rōku watching paul schrader's Mishima endlessly whilst fantasising about leading a coup
>>214836975Perhaps we’re not so different after all
>>214836924why did they cut you and your sister out of their lives?
Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon
>>214836967I jest, i jest. I am as much of an anglophile as I am a francophile
It's Autumn. Of course we're wearing tailored suits (no jacket) and listening to Bryan Ferry records on our Japanese HiFi system.
>>214836986*buys it*
just watched weapons, didn't know it was a comedy
>>214836924>my sisterWell? Did you?
Reftypol very dishonourabu
I am become dada destroyer of queen
what's your favourite newspaper word or phrase, lads? one that no normal person ever uses? for me it's>tucked into a feastanyone who writes that seems like a twat, except of course me in this context
St. George was a Palestinian actually
>>214837051big fan of police swarming
>>214837063Was the dragon Israel?
>>214837051I like when they write per cent, instead of percent or %
Are you excited to see the tapestry that is arriving from france?
>>214837095no
>>214837071good choice
>>214837051derrière
>>214837095we're sending a tapestry?
British women are beautiful...
We should smash the Elgin Marbles up into little pieces
where's your head at?where's your head at?
>>214837051Funny man. As in ‘TV funny man Harry Hill’
actually fellatio nelson was a black man, so america was discovered by a black man. how do you feel now
Chelsea fc looking very black
I don't trust like that. Undo that button.
Are you willing to become a "Swedish" twink for me?
I used to enjoy reading Jeff Maysh's column for Loaded. He always seemed like the brains of the operation, though Mr Daubney was humorous in a less intelligent way.
yorkshire
>>214837118would scran her arse like a muller rice pudding
>>214837137
>>214837101Tis a shame.>>214837117Yes, the bayeux tapestry
>>214837181that's fucking rank
>>214836986Rorke Supper
>>214837166>North Yorkshire>Population 210
>>214837190The Gayeux tapestry
>>214837192his bumhole looks nicer than most girls
>>214837190nicea reminder that diev et mon droit
>>214837051'Quaffed drinks' and used to be a fan of 'bonking' in the tabloids
my dinner, four burgers, four cans
>>214837221Haven't seen it desu
>>214837051i don't like when internet writers give their articles two titles like "the death of homework (or how i learned to stop worrying and forgive myself)"
>>214837221Bit gay
>>214837228might have a romp, which may include bonking
>>214837152>Loadedjust learned this is still goingused to spaff to this in the early 2000s
>>214837051"McDonald's restaurant"
The French language was invented in England>Oldest history chronicle in French is 'Estoire des Engleis'>Oldest manuscript of the Song of Roland is from Oxford and composed in the Anglo-Norman dialect>Two-thirds of all Francophone manuscripts from before 1200 AD come from EnglandHoni soit qui mal y pense
>>214837241I have and he's lying to you
cold-like symptomsdebating gymtoil but have feeling next few days will be worse so may as well get tonight inthing is, its legs
>>214837051Sir Murderer Rapist
>>214836695Is that a Noel Fielding convention?
Out the blue you came to me
Get him out, Sharon
That’s Yaxley-Lennon in the mud yet again then isn’t it. Not even 100k of his flag shaggers turned out when he was expecting over a million. Wonder if he’ll punch someone in a rage and get sent back to the slammer.
Ozzie Osbourne and Hulk Hogan are dead
Big booty Asians... I know you're out there.. I coming for that butt!
>>214837228quaffed and scoffedffs
forgot paul grady died
>>214837301classichttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/6f-hYHR00GI
why don’t we have our own FBI
He’s still here, begging for attention. Awww.
>>214837311people keep dying how do we stop it?
The White Women
>>214837118but you posted a picture of a man who is a nonce?
We Need To Talk About /Brit/
>>214837278
>>214837335isn't that mi5 or something
>>214837315o
IT'S COMING HOME
Dogberg's medication appears to have kicked in as I've not seen an adult flea about him since this morning, but I can see that he's got lots of little eggs and whatnot between his curls.I'll have to get myself to the shops on the morrow and purchase a fine comb and some doggy shampoo to clean the little bugger up. It's been awful not being able to walk him or cuddle him all day :(
>>214837366*snaps your neck* we don't have out own FBI
>>214837305It was probably somewhere in the middle
Bruce Willis Is Deadhttps://youtu.be/xMizmZcYrwg
>>214837324Wonderful
>>214837354The /brit/ Situation Is Getting Out Of Control
>>214837357in the original manga pikachu had three tails
ordered something from ebay last week from somebody in manchester and it's still not posted? fucking hate those lazy manc cunts
nigga name yaxley lemon
>>214837384So 500k? Not a chance Rorke you’re dreaming, even the Met police have said it’s 100k.
Start Doing THIS*picture of someone posting on /brit/ with a big arrow pointing at them*
Addressing The /brit/ Accusations (ITS BAD)
>>214837427Ahh yes, the honest and trustworthy police
>>214837427did a headcount did they?school register pulled out was it?
hitime to sit alone and watch more penguinz0
James Brown is deadhttps://youtu.be/-5Io7RGfD1Q?feature=shared
>in the original manga pikachu had three tails
>>214837414was it a graphics card?sorry mate, literally cant find a fucking box for it
Remember Mihai? This Is What He Looks Like Now (Shocking)
>>214837381Glad to hear the dog no longer has any more fleas. Uh oh a bath! He won't like that.
>>214837429I Forced /brit/ Users To Spam Posts for £500k!
>>214837444sure hope they are
>>214837427to be fair the met police also said there isn't a gang of pachyderms raping kids
>>214837451fucking choon
>>214837420kek that's him squeezed
Mel Brooks just died
>>214836794THIS IS SPARTA!!!
15 CANS OF STELLA
>>214837449Almost like they’re used to estimating attendance at these events because it’s important information for policing. If they’d have said a million turned up you would be believing it wouldn’t you?
Mum not picking up. I want my candy
BREAKING: IAN HISLOP HAS LEFT HIGNFY
Billy Connolly Dead at 82
>>214837529there's not a million people in the country mate
/Brit/ Personalties Ranked: You Won't Believe Number 4
Number 15: burger king foot lettuce
The /brit/ Lore Iceberg
NEW>>214837574>>214837574>>214837574
How a /brit/ thread almost broke me
What he posted next will shock you
/brit/ Before you post
>>214836083you're a right proper cunt ladkeep yourself safe and we can link up when the world ends
>>214836498>british colonialism made the world decenti immediately forgive everything else he's ever saidbring back the empire
>>214836695so these are the legendary british roses ive heard so much about...
>>214837396My Experience With /brit/