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what was the best black sitcom?
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>>214842371Everybody Hates Chris
>>214842371Everybody hates Chris was funny and relatable in many ways since Chris is a nerd
>>214842338Type of thing the "spiritual but not religious" girl will post before she pays an etsy witch to give her a magic spell to get a promotion at work
EYES ARE FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214842371Martin
>>214842352Not really>>214842371That's So Raven
ingested edibles
>>214842371https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_(1968_TV_series)
>>214842371Sanford and Son
bloddy benchod
>>214842448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5DnqW3F57E
Parentsteins are watching The Summer I Turned Pretty
Self-aware subhuman losers like myself should be allowed to be peacefully euthanized.A lot of suffering, destructive outbursts can be nipped in the bud, along with immense cost savings of not having to keep us alive.
Oh you’re shy? You’re cute and timid and shy? You’re just a little guy, huh? Just a wee laddy?
>>214842580Sir please stop trying to molest me
>>214842570what's it like having a gay father?
>>214842575>along with immense cost savings of not having to keep us alive.My government unironically tried to implement that but mostly to relieve the burden on our healthcare system. Backlash seems to have made them retreat thoughbeit.
My biggest fear was having a gay son
>>214842371>>214842437I replied this because my dumbass really thought you said first, not best But I have fond memories of the fresh prince. Crazy, will Smith seems like a completely different person now
man i tell you theres nothing as good as that arkansas meth, shit made me wear no pants for 5 days straight, its a little thing i do i mean i just take my pants off when im high on meth so everyboy knows that im high as fuck, leave me alone im self medicating on meth with no pants type shit
>>214842619Tranny seems more common nowadays, and worse somehow
>>214842593Hey! Get back here! I’ll buy you McDonald’s if you let me look at your pants. I just like the way they fit.
>>214842619Thot daughter is worse
>>214842651Yeah tranny is worse, it's just adding insult to injury.
>>214842613>BacklashWhy? People express so much resentment over unproductive, unambitious, defective people existing and burdening their families and society. Now that they have the ability to get rid of them they start having a guilty conscious or something?Worst of both worlds
My dad might be able to hook me up with a bullshit office job. I might finally fulfill my dream of getting some office lady pussy.
>>214842682only if she gets knocked up by a black guy and becomes a single mother with a mutt kid
>>214842720I wish my parents would get me a job
>>214842730Yeah I’ll be pretty insanely lucky if this works out.
>>214842704>Why?The Trudeau liberals don't care what the peasants here think, but the UN and the like were criticizing us for being ableist and assuming disability/mental illness = should die. That's why they stopped and let it pause indefinitely.
>have pretty good hygiene, shower daily, never wear clothes longer than a day>still constant acne on upper thighs
>>214842759>but the UN and the like were criticizing us for being ableist and assuming disability/mental illness = should die.That's what everyone actually ends up thinking given enough time, and the person is clearly never going to change.
canadians used to sleep in bed with dogs to stay warm through the winter nights. it's where 'cold as a three dog night' comes from
>>214842782Change your diet. They lied to generations of people telling them diet had no impact on skin and it's all bullshit. Clean up your diet, reduce salt, stop eating so many sugars and dairy. Get some sun too, doesn't have to be on your thighs but it helps produce vitamin D which aids in skin health.
>>214842800Again not agreeing or disagreeing but it's just so dystopian how they implemented this pretending to be progressive but it was just to remove wait times in our collapsing healthcare system by literally killing people
>>214842823I heard this exact same story but with Australian aborigines in cool desert nights instead
I’ve been lifting weights for a few years and I actually have a pretty nice physique now. But I still have a mental image of myself as a scrawny weakling. I’m truly my own worst enemy.
>>214842437>white love interestoh hell naw
should I get chik-fil-a or panda express? /cum/ decides
>>214842891stop eating goyslop and make some proper food at home
>>214842926Get his ass
>>214842926ok what do you suggest, wise guy?
>>214842891get a pizza with mushroom and pineapple on it instead
>>214842891tough choicepanda chow mein is otherworldy. But CFA are the only ones making good mcchicken substitutes these days
Damn bruh if I start stacking paper it’s gonna be a problem. I don’t believe in the future and I hate myself. I think I’ll buy a Porsche and die in a 150 MPH car crash with an array of various drugs in my system.
>>214843006Yuck
>>214843001What ingredients do you have on hand? I'm pretty good at cooking so I can give you legit advice on even simple, tasty meals.
It's The Quiet Ones You Gotta Watch
>>214843070chicken thighs. ground beef. mirepoix.
>feel something on my hand>it's a giant spider>1:1 recreate this smacking motion and send it soaring across my room
Let’s say you get a lump sum of 50k but you can’t invest or save it. You gotta spend it. Where’s it going?
>>214843163Travel the world for a year
>>214843163Real estate
>>214843119Make tacos, you just need lettuce, ground beef, tacos or tortillas, tomato, and some cheese. Cook ground beef in a shallow pan until it's done, chop lettuce into thin ribbons and mince tomatoes so they're about finger-nail sized bits. Assemble in taco shell or wrap, garnish with some shredded cheese on top of everything. You can make a really good taco dressing with ranch dressing and sriracha sauce mixed together too.
momberg is making steak for dinner dadberg is firing up the grill me? im eating some cheese cake
>>214843163Probably a car. Need a new one of those. Then spend the leftover on random shit. I would like a Switch 2.
>>214843119Different leaf but you could use the mirepoix and beef as a base for a bolognese or adjacent meat sauce to be eaten with pasta
>>214843163pay off debts if any would be first thing
>>214843163Night vision and gold ingots.
>>214843163fix up my wardrobe, fix up my hobbies, fix up my furniture, fix up my car, as much as i can into tuition that doesn't count as "saving"
what does ontologically evil mean
My new tinder bio:>I got a thick pud and I’ll dump one in ya
>>214843213>>214843238would you eat this? https://www.seriouseats.com/cider-braised-chicken-apples-bacon-sage
>>214842891how hungry are you?if not that hungry get CFAif hungry get panda
MGSV, though unfinished, is one of my favourite games of all time. I love all the Metal Gear games. But I spent so many hours on Phantom Pain it’s crazy. It just so much fun to me. Venom Snake is literally me and the Diamond Dogs are my niggas for life.
>>214843274diametrically opposed to the point where there is no point in attempting reconciliation and the only solution is one side destroying the other completely
>>214843376Damn that’s actually really nice.
>>214843274Latest normie buzzword that they will inevitably misuse to the point it becomes irrelevant. It means evil to its very essence instead of being subjectively evil due to actions or conditions
>>214843354Yeah that would be worth trying.
>>214843354Yes
>>214843376Wholesome Chungus Gaddafi
>>214843385That game was fun but I never finished it because I knew the more I played it the deeper and gayer the story would get. The magic ghosts, floating straight jacket kid, flame man, etc. are all severely retarded manifestations of Kojima's unchecked faggot autism. I fucking hate him, he somehow manages to take amazing games and ruin them with queer obscure japanu mecha anime lore.
Brothers, may I ask a question? How do you wake up from this nightmare called life
Top 10 /int/ trannies?
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>214843591Kill yourself
>>214843163buy something i can sell later worth 50k
was taking out my trash and i spotted a girl by the dumpster doing the same thing so i said hi. she sounded genuinely fucking spooked
i'm on my dark brandon arc
>>214843626Why you nigger?
I'm the brownest blackest nigga ever
finna shower, no gooning today
>>214843699good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j58CMy0OmA
THEY JUST SHOT ELMER FUDDRIGHT HERE IN WABBIT COUNTRYI'M SO FREAKING PISSED RIGHT NOWTHIS IS BULLSHIT I JUST SAW HIS FACE COVERED IN SOOTI LOVED THAT GUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvIcm9SXNAE
haha, oh japan
In bed 6:50pm
i have no idea why i woke up so chuddish today. i need a walk
>>214843446>>214843450ok mr.leaves I decided to bake chicken thighs instead. I mixed salt, onion & garlic powder and smoked paprika together and seasoned with that
Me? I'm making Italian beef stew
>>214843902Nicely done, I'm proud of you Anon.
had chicken strips and southwest egg rolls
>>214842891A Canada goose is a good analogy for modern Canada because it is all bark and no bite. It’ll hiss at you but you can just grab its neck and wring it until it is dead. It poses no danger, just an annoyance.
>>21484316350k worth of gold jewelry.
>>214843954what's the difference between American beef stew and Italian beef stew?
really jogs the noggin
>>214843989YOU ARE FUCKING GAAAAAYYYY LMAOOO!!!!
>>214843902Big if true
you know you're high off your gourd when salt crackers taste good
>>214844033Red wine
>>214844035Not my problem
>>214844037Don't reply to that faggot
Swedes are absolutely obsessed with racemixxing and blacked porn and BBC. I've spent enough time on /int/ to safely draw this conclusion. Even their general is filled with black worship, it's bizarre.
>>214844043maybe in 45 minutes i'll post a picture.
You already know how we get down N
>>214844113Canadian discovers Ottoman nutcracker decoration and thinks it's a black guy because the skin is dark.
almost out of marinara sauce so i will make a small, thick pizza instead of a large, thin one.
>>214844095indians are outraged yet when they were confronted with the jeet trucker who killed 3 people they formed a petition demanding he be given a light sentence and left alone after serving it (i.e.not deported)
holy FUCK bubblegum crisis is AWESOME
>>214844167that's very obviously a black santa
>>214843146What kind was it?
cavemen used to eat raw meat. then the civilized man came along and started cooking meat. therefore, eating meat that isn't well done is a sign of low intelligence.
>>214844212He has a drum kit... have you ever seen Santa depicted with drums? Also he's wearing a fucking fez you retard
My barber called me "champ" he must think im special needs or younger than what i actually am
Christendom has fallen...
>>214844220Idk I kinda see that view being applied to water and I don't buy it. Like white people are so "civilized" that they cant drink natural water in most countries or they'll get the shits.
>>214844280You have a nice haircut, champ.
>>214844037Yeah what about it?>>214844112I am a friendly and nice poster
>>214844167>Ottoman nutcrackerHas no place in Sverige
>>214844304thanks unc
>>214844327Germans produce a wide variety of wacky nutcrackers that they export and have been doing so for generations
>>214844359
>>214844280Are you not special needs? Your parents take care of everything for you
>>214844238it's a black santa and you're a woke libtard give it a rest haven't you people done enough harm lately
>>214844496You can literally see the black tassels on the fez. Imagine being this retarded.
i look like this
hey sweet baby, don't you think maybe
this is so crazy we just met so maybe call me or something idk baby maybe
>>214844390please help me decipher this
>>214844628First you must prove you are actually in Iraq.
how do i get my soul back
>>214844421i dont think i am
>>214844661You can suck mine out through my urethra
>>214844680But if you weren't special needs then you'd be independent and wouldn't be relying on others to do everything for you.Like, you have the special need of being taken to a haircut by your parents
>>214844661*african shaman voice* u mus eat deh flesh of a white man
>>214844750thats because i dont have my own car or money
>>214844661by soul do you mean literally or do you mean the fact that our generation has had its future dreams stolen
>>214844751dis is da wae
>>214844661gamburu
>>214844778You should work on fixing this.What will you do in 40 years when your parents are dead? Live in a nursing home? That's ridiculous. Please begin to take control of your life.Or don't, I can't tell you what to do.
I'm black, nigga. I'm black.
top ten international transgender posters?
>>214844819im working on it why do you think i got a haircut
>>214844823
>>214844861Okay sorry I was being rude
>>214844874imagine you go in for a surgery and this guy walks in the operating room
>>214844874What'd this guy do again?
>>214844882be better
>>214844890>>214844916stabbed a random old lady to death for pocket change and then bragged about it on livestream
Should I go to the bars alone tonight?I have no friends. I want a gf, or at least female attention
>>214844941Oh rightPurely socioeconomic factors lead to this, I'm sure
>>214844890i like imagining him as the first astronaut to set foot on mars
>>214844967i'm going to a bar tonight but i'm going to be reading a book. do you see yourself actively approaching women or should you be bringing a book too?
>>214845001I was just going to play on my phone until I get drunk enough to approach women
>>214844982if anything white people are to blame and he's the real victim
Might make aloo matar
I'm going to turn you into my personal labubu
>>214845011i mean alright that'll do. good football huddle, go get em tiger
if i go bald that's it, it's the end
>>214845018Make lamb Rogan Joe
>>214845033If you're like 20 and you don't look masc af or can't grow facial hair yeah it's hard. If you're mid 20s or older or gay it's not as hard.
Haven't slept in a minute and can't fall asleep
>>214845043I don't have any. I have chicken broth though
>>214845087its not hard cause usually you'd have a job and money and drive and shit like that by that age, i dont
>>214845108I just was making a joke about the dish "lamb rogan josh"
*grabs your butt*
>>214845001How are you able to read a book in a bar with all the background noise?
>>214845149*Slaps you*
worked out too hard and now my elbow is busted up. i was trying to get swole.
I want to lay on bed completely naked spooning with a woman while I gently scratch and play with her pussy pubes again :(
>>214845212Me when my tiddies are all sore
ayo this nigga FAT
>>214845279r u a grill
In case any anons are feeling silly and want to steal an F-16 fighter jet here is how you can turn one on and fly away:1. Once you are in the cockpit, on the left, flip the master switch (label number 1 on the switch). Lights will turn on .2. On the same switch, flip on the jet fuel pump (label number 2 on the same switch).3. Above, still on the left, turn on RWR (radar warning systems). This will keep you aware if anything in the system is making a big oopsy. Safety first!4. On the right, monitor your gauges until your engine hits 20 RPM. This may take a while as engines warm up.5. Move the throttle forward halfway and twist the handle inward to lock the throttle and put the engine into Idle. By this point fire will be spitting out of the engine in the rear.6. Unlock the throttle by twisting the handle back outwards then pushing all the way forward to launch. Now you're flying!And there you go! Don't forget to like and subscribe for more tips and tricks!
Finna go to the strip club to watch the canelo fight
Job assessments be like what would you do if your coworker Johnny started crying
betting on canelo he better win
>>214845320What time is the main event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMr3KtYUCcI
almost drunk enough to feel sentimental
>>214845368Cry on this dick
>>214845401your dick is like an acorn for ants
Just remembered I exist
>>214845456Do you really exist, though?
>>214845484Would sex them all
>>214845484Ah, the future nurses, dental assistants, and trophy wives for fratboys who get corporate jobs from their dad
>>214845467Unfortunately it seems so
>>214845484them jezabells aint right
Remember when the US used to make good video games? Good times
>>214845484yes it's cringe but every single one of these women are out of my league so i'm in no place to complain. they'll marry chad and spit out 3.5 kids living their dream life in their 500k house in the suburbs while i'm all alone posting on the /cum/ - Canada USA Mexico general on /int/ - International board of www.4chan.org.
>>214845315Trying to do this without knowing how to notch is suicide
why dont you just smoke a fat doink
>>214845484The tall one in black with her mouth open annoys me so fucking much and idk why
>>214845555I'm worried about lung and throat cancer, and about the long term effects of destroying my short term memory for hours every night. That's why I quit weed a month ago
>>214845522take me back
>>214845522i would hope most anons remember what they were doing today.
>>214845567>playstation 3 aesthetic >gears of war
I don’t want to be an adult. I don’t want to have a job. Ultimately, I just want to return to the womb.
>>214845604I just want a girlfriend to cuddle with
Going to see a live showing of the room tonightMy gf's never seen it or even heard of it so I thought it'd be funny to take her blind but now I'm second guessing myselfDo you think she'd have fun not having seen it before? Or will everyone just be shouting out the lines and making everything hard to hear
>>214845611gay
>>214845604Plants have a sweet life. Sway in the breezes, staying sedentary, not having jobs. I wish I was a ficus.
>>214845611Yeah that would be nice.
When a child is born their soul is ripped out of the void and destined to either go to heaven or hell.
>>214845632Don't care, you can't suffer, you have a gf to cuddle with
>>214845632what if your gf just wants to spend time with you and doesn't really care about the movie as long as it's together
>>214845648I wish I was one of those massive tree groves that was all technically one organism. To be thousands of trees at once.
anon anon bo banon banana fana fo fanon fi fo mo manon
>>214845686Randy Bobandy
>>214845686I read Fanon
>6-6.5" BPEL>5 in circumferenceHow over is it?
>>214845686Skibidi toilet
Doing some reading.
>>214845589right
So FUCKING BOREDI should have never movedI hate having no friends
>>214845632It's a fun movie to watch with a girl (if she has a sense of humor) but idk about a cinema showing. Do people really shout the lines? That's gotta be annoying. You'll probably have fun.
>>214845731>>214845762looks like a pinko expose on american imperialism
>>214845669Thats sweet and trueBut now our roommate might be coming too who also hasn't seen it so theres more pressure
>>214845819Little doggie doesn't even know it's in a movieJust thinks it's a normal day
being a leftist on twitter from 2013-2022 must have been fun as fuck, I love getting niggas fired for stuff they posted
>>214845841Yeah, exactly. I'm having to use my keenest critical thinking skills while reading this.
>>214845847lel, I think that scene was on in the script and improvised and they just left it. The funny thing is people still don't know where this guy came from and what made him do this movie. And why he did it this way, where did the money came from ect... Such an enigma.
>>214845860Getting people fired for free speech is cringe even if I hate them and don't agree with what they said
>>214845903>I think that scene was on in the scriptwas NOT in the script
>>214845910Freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences :)
Why is Janny such a tranny queer?
>>214845860what happened in 2022
>>214845819>Do people really shout the lines?I've heard it depends on the theater and the audience. I think usually people shout the most well-known lines. I just hope they dont narrate the whole fuckin thing
>>214845936I think Elon Mush bought it around then
>>214845926lol a question for the ageswhat happened did zir get upset with a rather based post you made?
I refuse to pronounce initialisms letter by letter. USA? Yousa.
When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down'Cause it's free and I see that it's meWho's lost and never found
>>214845970Yousa stinky
>>214845940>I think usually people shout the most well-known lines. >I just hope they dont narrate the whole fuckin thingThat would be annoying as fuck, does your gf have any context for what the movie is?
>>214845903Incredible that was improvisedHow does wiseau do it
feeling shleepy about to power down for the night
I gotta get the hell out of here
>>214845997Nah I thought it'd be more fun to tell her it was a dramatic movie and have her be surprisedUndecided on whether to tell her or notShe loves surprises and that's not usually my thing so I guess I thought this would be a funny surprise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBE9EQ7gXKI
>If we get serious I don't mind if you keep dating other girls. I will stay exclusive to you though.>don't want you to waste your time >I will tell you in a month though rollingdubs = she's infertile
me n the /cum/ squad when the next smash bros drops
...fuck
>>214846116>>214846088you dont have to use a rubber now
Does anyone else remember the Live 8 commercial with Bono and he snaps every 3 seconds and says>whenever i snap my fingers a child in africa dies of starvationWhy was he such a sick fuck?
>>214846013I wish he would have done another movie before it became famous, imagine what other ideas he has in his head.>>214846046>Undecided on whether to tell her or notDon't!That's what I did lol, I remember being on summer vacation with my ex and her friend and without telling them what the movie is I just downloaded it and put it on, we smoked weed and at first they didn't know what's happening but after 20 mins they started to get and were laughing. After that it became like an inside joke between the three of us, quoting the movie ect. Good times...I really miss that girl :(
I had a really tough day, but at least my gf isn't a tranny and I didn't react by shooting an e-celeb, I am better than you
>>214846115gamers 4 lyfe
>>214846163Hello sex haver, I have a question:Is it a reasonable idea to go to a bar alone to meet women? I have no friends after moving
>>214846171while this might be a pinko book, the gulf of tonkin incident was -in fact- totally made up.
I just hate women so fucking much, they make you do things you don't want to do! Come on, I don't want to do that!
>>214846171The colour of this page reminds me of that letter that this Greek general sent to the Ottomans during the Greek/Ottoman war in the 1800s. It's one of the most based letters I've ever read.
>>214846115people still buy at gamestop? https://youtu.be/NjdBRrcwS7c?feature=shared
>>214846254not him but will women be there? what will you be doing?
>>214846260>Fuck your faith and your MuhammadUnfathomably based
I wish we could like, take one fly and put all our research into making it sentient. So we could explain how fucking annoying it is when they BUZZ around bars and fuck with MY fish and chips. They know not what they do, and it's a problem. Fucking fly bastard son of a bitch.
>>214846163>imagine what other ideas he has in his head.It's sad we'll probably never see another film from him with the same authenticity as the room. He knows everyone just sees him as a joke now. Kind of sad but he seems to have a sense of humor about himself nowadays. As an Eastern European do you have any idea where you think he's actually from?>we smoked weedMy gfs gonna be on an edible so that should be fun>Good times...I really miss that girl :(I'm sorry anon. Was it recent?
>>214846275Yes women will be there, it's a big city and I know the bars frequented by young people (I'm 25)Idk, drinking until I work up the courage to talk to a woman
>>214846290>Idk, drinking until I work up the courage to talk to a womanyou should have something to do. watching sports, dancing, or at least sitting and going on your phone
>>214846254Yeah why not...I've never don this, but I have went to a bar alone but I know the bartenders and the waitresses usually and eventually someone will sit beside you and you can chat or whatever. I've never gone to a bar I've never been to though.
THERE IS A FLYFUCKING WITH MY FOODBOUTTA GO THE BABADOOK ON HIS ASS
>>214846312>but I have wentFuck me I'm retarded..I have gone*
>>214846310>going on my phoneThat's the plan>>214846312It's hard but I have no choice
>>214846339
>>214846254If you have no friends its better to focus on building a good social group based on the development of your hobbies
>>214846352I have tons of friends on the east coastBut I live on the west coastI have no hobbies, I'm a student. I travel and go to hostels but that's a once a year thing.I need a girlfriend, not more friends
>>214846352i agree with this but the bar is good practice and you may meet people who know about things you're interested in
Face status: burning
>>214846369>have no hobbies, I'm a student.not a good excuse>I need a girlfriend, not more friendsyou need the latter first tho
>>214846278>Unfathomably basedInsanely based, this is my favorite line lol. Btw "fart on my dick" is like an insult in Greece, like suck my balls kind of. >>214846285>He knows everyone just sees him as a joke now.I'm not really sure about that, I think he likes the fame and might think he has made a masterpiece which IS TRUE!>As an Eastern European do you have any idea where you think he's actually from?I've read he is Polish>My gfs gonna be on an edible so that should be funGreat just don't over do i, what about you? You don't do weed?>I'm sorry anon. Was it recent?No, that was 7-8 years ago.
>>214846392Having friends has gotten me all but ZERO bitches so this advice is giving me cottonmouth and upsetting my humors.
>>214846392Fuck thatI don't want more friends. I have dozens of friends. But they live thousands of miles away, since I moved.I want a girlfriend. I've gone my whole life without a girlfriend, accomplished everything I've ever dreamed of, and it's the only thing left.My hobbies are listening to music and watching movies
>>214846411>>214846369>>214846421that's exactly the trap though. Needing a girlfriend is being desperate. Wanting to bring one into your awesome life is chadded. Women smell it from a mile away
Had a post i wanted to make but not sure if i made it before
>>214846434Guess I'm killing myself then lol, I have an awesome life except for not having a girlfriend, so I'm desperate for a girlfriend! It's not hard to understand
I love Pantera so much
>>214846397>You don't do weed? I have to be really careful with it or my night is ruined. If I have anything to be anxious about I'll fixate on it and get more and more anxious about other things.So, for a night with a lot of unknowns like tonight, I just stick to liquor>No, that was 7-8 years ago.Ah, well I hope you're doing well besides missing her. And I hope you find someone even better some day soon
>>214846435Just make it again and who cares. I repost the same thoughts over and over again
I love watching women eat
>>214846421>I've gone my whole life without a girlfriend, accomplished everything I've ever dreamed of,shut the fuck up you gay nerd.if you accomplished shit you would be fucking
>>214846339>It's hard but I have no choiceYeah just go and have fun, it must be hard leaving home and going to a new place. I've lived in The Netherlands for a year and change but I had contacts there and I also was living with someone.It's good that you are motivated and you are able to go out of your comfort zone, that's a good thing.
you say you have no hobbies how do you have an awesome life. I smell a little bit of cope. Just join the dragonboat team if you're a student
>>214846434My life is unadulterated autism and friends do not change that one way or the other. I am literally Dostoyevsky's Underground Man and each social interaction I have reads like a Franz Kafka novel.
>>214846468ChatGPT said:Got it — thanks for being open about that. People can enjoy watching others eat for a lot of reasons. It could be about appreciating food, the social aspect, or even the sensory experience of watching someone enjoy a meal. It’s common enough online (for example, mukbang or food-review channels).If you’re comfortable sharing — do you think your interest is more about the food itself (seeing it prepared/eaten), the person eating, or the overall atmosphere? That can help me point you toward communities, shows, or content you might enjoy.
>>214846477Tell me more about thisI feel like this might describe me but I'm too stupid to have read much
>>214846476My hobbies are hiking, camping (although I haven't done either in a while), traveling, movies, music. I made tons of great memories in college through traveling and the friends I made.Now I'm a graduate student studying the coolest field ever (marine biology).So I think my life is pretty great.I just want a girlfriend to share it with. It is incomplete without that. And it's eating me up the longer it goes on without one>>214846475I've done singles nights before but I haven't gone to a bar completely alone on a normal night, not sure if I'll follow through with it
>>214846260Also the letter from the cossacks
>>214846466>If I have anything to be anxious about I'll fixate on it and get more and more anxious about other things.Yeah good call, I was like that without realizing it was the weed. >Ah, well I hope you're doing well besides missing her. And I hope you find someone even better some day soonThanks, I just broke up with a girl 6 months ago and we were together for close to 2 years, it sounds shitty but I didn't love her like the other girl, I really fucked it back then up and I still regret it. >And I hope you find someone even better some day soonthanks bro :), hope you have a great time with your girl and the people aren't annoying.
are there any normal people who use telegram
>>214846477>>214846514your life is not that interestingyoure not that interesting
>>214846529Yes but they are all Slavs
>>214846348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dySnfnfHHtw
>>214846534Whats so interesting about your life?
>>214846534That's what makes it so rugged— born into a generation where nearly 40% will be denied a career and romance. Call me The Great Gatsby...
what's so great about being normal?
>>214846467Ok i will in the new
Anybody had Dave's Hot Chicken before? Thinking about getting some but it seems a bit expensive... Is it worth? I was thinking about getting one reaper tendie and something else
>>214846580It's easy and keeps society running but otherwise literally nothing
>>214846545Orientals love golf, White people and Asians are truly meant for each other.
is this true
>>214846575that's the opposite of Gatsby's generation you nitwit
>>214846514>I've done singles nights beforewhat's that like, isn't that in a bar or something?>not sure if I'll follow through with itDo it once at least just so you see what the deal is, you never know what might happen.>>214846523What letter from the cossacks?
>>214846580Seems better than being a lonely autistic retard but worse than being a weirdo genius artist or thinker.
>>214846605>what's that like, isn't that in a bar or somethingYes, just an organized event in a bar where everyone is single. I've done several, and gotten 2 dates from them and a few numbers. But it's normal to be alone at those, not so much at a bar or club
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>>214846638He looks like J.D. Vance
>>214846638Gotta trade in the Filipina/Thai every 50,000 miles
>>214846638JD Vance before upgrading(?) to his poojeeta wife
>>214846622>I've done several, and gotten 2 dates from them and a few numbersGood for you bro! Did anything happen with those girls?
>>214846604They weren't called the lost generation for nothing but I'm willing to hear you out
>>214846665One was quite pretty, the date went great then she texted me the next day saying "I don't think we would be suited as friend since we don't have much in common", which is code for something else because we had a ton in common. I think it's because I don't have a car. Can't be because I'm ugly since she gave me her number first at the event then went on a date with me the next week.The other girl i went on a date with was not very interesting, we ghosted eachother after.Other numbers I got I either never texted or they never responded
>>214846605"Reply of the Zapprozhian Cossacks" is the painting based on the event. The ottomans tried subjegating them but were defeated in battle. Despite this, the sultan sent a missive demanding they submit to ottoman rule anyway. The cossacks replied in typical slavic fashion... insulting the sultan, his faith and calling him and the prophet as many foul names as they could think of
fuck i gotta go to work tomorrow..... i really hate being an adult
10 years ago I was goth and I was all gothed out with a gelled up mohawk, facepaint, jewelry, edgy clothes, all of it. today I went back. hair 'hawked and dyed, guyliner applied, everything. went out and a small child screamed and cried at me the first day of my regothing. i won
>>214846704I see...it's great that your putting yourself out there. If you are getting numbers that's a good sign and soon there's gonna be someone with whom you will click. >>214846730Didn't know about that.>in typical slavic fashion... insulting the sultan, his faith and calling him and the prophet as many foul names as they could think oflol
>>214846770"guyliner" is how I know you're a real one...
>>214846619possibly true, unless the weirdo genius autistic or thinker has an emotional experience that makes it betterbut there are more people than that who aren't normal.for example, every person on earth who is more successful than average
>>214846663I've seen Jeetas that look better than the average SEA woman but Vance's wife is definitely NOT of that calibre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLDpIhQzK58can't help but notice his life is a lot like mine
>>214846833Gen Z seems to be the first generation that is overwhelmingly not normal as well lol. Got the normies pretending to be weird.
>>214846834>I've seen Jeetas that look better than the average SEA woman but Vance's wife is definitely NOT of that calibreYeah, I like the hot jeetas but saying this on /pol/ will get you called all kinds of names but I don't care. JD Vance wife is not good looking though.
Dinner is a curried stew Lentils, green peas, and potatoes in a tomato based broth with onions, garlic, curry, cumin, ginger, cayenne pepper, and coriander.
Lauren Boebert?Lauren Boobsex
>>214846668the book takes place within the roaring 20s with wealth, drugs, and sex everywhereGatsby himself takes a man's identity and becomes someone with prospects he could barely imaginealso guys like Gatsby always get laid
Get the new made
>>214846840One of my gen Z high school intern coworkers caught one of these in a cup in our lunchroom. He was too scared to throw it out so he left a sticky note on the upside down cup reading:>There is an alive cintapede inside, dont' liftThis guy has like a +90 GPA btw
get it made
>>214846863Sounds nice, did you make it? Why not meat?
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>>214846929>>214846929New
>>214846936>>214846940Classic /cum/ moment
>>214846920Gpa is literally meaningless. It is an assesment of one's ability to do paperwork
>>214842338>we are the universe
>>214848638gay ahh post
