24 Hour Party People Steve Coogan Wet Sweaty in bar Original 35mm Transparency
rattle yank subedish
boycott foreign businesses. Fuck mcdonalds, fuck kfc, fuck starbucks, they are never getting a cent out of me until the day i die
>>214854172>rattle yank subedishnice try faggot
hooking charlie kirks wife and kids up to a matrix style VR machine and forcing them to watch him die horribly over and over again for eternity for a laugh
patron local businesses. Love my chippy, Love my cafe, Love my farmers markets. They are getting my money until the day I die
>>214854172I don't have one :(
>>214854166*does the haka at you*
>CANCEL THE STUDENT VISAs>SURVEIL THE MOSLEMS>THIS WILL BENEFIT BRITIAN
kfc have a zinger kebab atm that's not absolute trash, the tabbouli really works wellbeen trying different variations, next time I'm getting it with cheese
>>214854192rape victim faggotbabble
>>214854198
>>214854057haha yeah!feesh and cheepsi'm a fuckin kiwi spastic yeah!swear new zealand is where we sent all our rorke incel virgin freaks from the northwest in the imperial days. look at australia. Look at the amount of sexy muscular men and fit women compared to your shite irrelevant nation. The virgin freaks of the Anglo race. Even the Irish are more noteworthy than you. At least they fought for their identity and have a native culture.Fucking freak accident of a nation. Actual mongo retards, You should have been killed by imperial administration. it truly is a testament to how successful we were that a Rorke mong virgin colony accidentally became its own nation. Become part of Australia. Everyone my age says I want to go to Australia. Know how many cunts say they want go to NZ? Zilch. Nothing. A nation for gay retards.
faggotbabble
>>214854192the 'ped
they say fush and chups not feesh and cheeps ffs
>>214854166
Plunging my thumbs deep into leftypol’s eye sockets until his skull begins to crack but stopping at the last moment to pat him on the back in a jovial manner
>>214854221
>>214854262sc
>>214854209Ok spaki we know daddy left you but you can stop trying to bait us for attention
>>214854229yes you have been
morning LADS
>>214854272the 'ed
night LADS
chocolate hobnobs, salted peanuts and coffee for breakfast
>>214854272>He would vigorously jack me off even after I had already orgasmed>It was pretty bad
anyone went to rally?
I hope Australia genocides this shitey little archipelago and the subhuman inhabitants thereinFaggot gay Reddit "country" that should be destroyed
replying to the old after the new like a muppet
>>214854292the 'aped
in the old days you could kill someone and get away with it easily because they didn't have dna tests and that
>>214854304whats even the point he isnt human enough to feel shame for such things
>>214854311 you aint gon do nuttin
>>214854262whut the hull is evun thut
>>214854292gn cody
screaming as loud as I can in my new puppys face when its sleeping
>>214854319in those days you could kill someone, shave your beard off, then help look for yourself for like a decade
the listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-cuhv3DJKE
>>214854339I hope not you fucking prick
>>214854339roaring
The quality of /brit/ is indirectly proportional to how many yanks are present at any given time
gingernonce wakes up literally every day and chooses to think about raping dead children who died in school shootings and to post incomprehensible faggotbabble on /brit/ for hours on end (also he was raped as a child LMAO)take a moment to be thankful that you don’t live his life
>>214854319that's what the police want you to think
dogberg died 2 years ago and i miss him sometimes used to play football in the garden with him when i was a lad and i used to fart directly in his face aha
YOU'RE PROBABLY A SHIA INNITYOU'RE PROBABLY A SHIA INNIT
do I post the mean thing or not? :\
poo dreaming
I bet you were one of those weirdos that collected their pencil shavings
>>214854379this is why you get a turtle as a pet
Thatcherfest in a month!
>>214854311oh let em go they’re alright
very clear at this point most posts on /brit/ are spambots. To compare this autistic gibberish and unfunny bradley posting to real normal conversations go to brit/pol/ at the moment and see how conversations and posts used to look like. If you genuinely think there are real people post utter shite like this thread then you're obviously a shut in freak and you've forgotten how normal peopleinteract on an imageboard.
>>214854408thats practically an ornament dont see the point
>>214854345Reckon it's looping around to where you could do it againThere's an overreliance on technology in policing that means you could easily trick AI facial recognition and then fall off the face of the planet
>>214854414go back there then bye
used to sing this song at schoolhttps://youtu.be/_5GJJA8absA?si=oLtIq4AbANqL28Sx
>>214854392away and eat yer fucking noodles ya unregistered hypercam cunt
>>214854414shut up mousetwat and go back to spamming pokemon go shite
>>214854407i used to eat that shit lol the green pencils were the best tasting
>>214854414do I post the mean thing to the mean delusional lady or no?
Fake mousey :/
>>214854427soon enough we'll all be microchipped then you wont be able to get away with anything
>>214854319my great granddad did this allegedly
>>214854440every eat glue sticks? me and the boys would take bites out of them regularly.
wonder how many cunts are up across the kingdom rn
>>214854464was literally about to fucking post about this lol the purple ones were the best
>>214854479/brit/ not aus mate
doing the joker pencil slam move on my mum when she's over the stove making my incel dinner
Clag
>>214854510sclakra
screaming in catbergs face as loud as i can
>>214854507/brit/ would be nothing without its antipodean influencers
>>214854510ever shag her up the rigor mortis arse?
asking grok if im done wiping my arse after a poo
Listening to the sister doing cute little rabbit poos outside the doorPlip plop lol
you ever get porn on your phone and hold the screen up to your pet to see how they react
>>214854429I'm going to continue to post about it to inform people. Eventually /brit/ is going to be populated by the same spambots and a couple of lonely schizos like you will be the only ones interacting with them. Sat there in your smelly bedroom rotting away conversing with the totally real and authentic australian poster and that totally real lad that posts about his poo 24/7
Mad how much better I feel without the booze but brainberg still craves it
>>214854539the antipodes would abo shit piles without brits
leathery granny gash
calling britain "the kingdom" like you say "the states"
>>214854561>watching porndegenerate faggot retardget a fucking grip of your life you gay cunt
Replaying the Witcher 3 as I re-read the book series. Such a comfy world, & Yen is so sexy.
ok I posted it:\
>>214854581dusted that cunt
>>214854598finna start calling aus “the commonwealth”
Who here did it?
>>214854598yay!
>>214854598this is basedsimilarly calling the anglosphere the realm
dancing in my bedroom. When I close my eyes I can imagine the crowd watching me and enjoying my moves, the women grabbing at their groins and the men appreciating the freedom of my movements
>>214854630How can rape be a hate crime?
>>214854644zesty nikka
>>214854630Probably pakis did it
yanks are really named shit like brantley and jaxton
>>214854644>the women grabbing at their groinsyou're thinking of michael jackson mate which was actually a mansorry to tell you
Is liberalism more a Brythonic or Saxon sickness? Been thinking on this. Any Rorke experts want to weigh in?
>>214854687Christian
>>214854614post the real yen
no he's right porn is for retards
>>214854687Jewish
>>214854687grow up mate
They killed him. They fucking killed him just because he dared to love black women
>>214854717Insane. You hear about the white houses new ball room?
Car boot sale and a cheeky sosig bacon roll Love it
>>214854677I was actuallying thinking about how girls would go crazy at the beatles and grab at their bodies, they do it sometimes in 2000s music videos too like hey ya by outcast and tenacious d when they play in the open mic night during jack blacks dream
>>214854687This is a very good question but I don't have the time currently to give it the response it deserves
this is what they took from you
>>214854667>hunting for two white male suspectspakis confirmed to be whites
>>214854702>*draws sword*>You: w-what are you doing>Me: killing monsters
>>214854733whyre all the blokes in skirts? fucking poofter kingdom
hyperborea...home
>>214854749Easy access for getting bummed
>>214854732As with all great British folk shamans
>>214854614need her to bully and beat me and sexually torture me as her slave mad that
>>214854733Dem weird a whities probably all freaky cultist murderers like in dat midsommar film u seen that senpai?
bloody grim when you are making images of utopias with grok AI. I really dislike this world and only survive because of my ability to live in my fantasies and imagination
>>214854728the best poster returns again
>>214854728get me a saxophone please mate
I don't want to drink. I don't want to drink. I don't want to drink.
>>214854730they grab at their heads not their bodiesor they reach out to themyou silly old man
>>214854799yes you do. yes you do. yes you di
>>214854747more a ciri guy myself
>>214854799just one :)
Jesus>>214854777Checked>>214854797There was a bloody nice clarinet sold for £1 a few weeks back
>>214854799surely just one won't hurt
rorkes bird
>>214854807you said you were going to bed you demented raped retard
>>214854814dyke whore
>>214854807I was there. They would grab at their fanny and twist their nipples
mi tink me gwan rot inside all day again
>>214854857nah she fucks that stable boy doesn't she?
Na drinking is grim. No more slinking into bed at 5am booze high long worn out then hungover all the next day feeling like shite
>>214854755If you had any understanding of Classical civilistion you would understand its prime symbol and architectural expression was fundamentally different from the Catholic (and later Protestant) WestClassical civilisation runs from 800 BC - 400 ADFaustian civilisation runs from 900 AD - 2400 AD. The Greeks and Romans had a prime symbol of the clear, deliniated, defined moment and deity, perfectly outlined and clear in daylight showing all its parts without remainder. See Doric temples, incredible structures, the political settlement of Augustus, the rectangular layout of their camps and colona. Everything clear and legible and human scaled.By contrast the West is obsessed with expansion and infinite space. Vectors. Rockets. Gothic spires. Cathedrals. Glass skyscrapers. God as infinite and everlasting and above. Classical music, with the musical point moving through space. Apollo moon landings. Global exploration. Ordnance surveys. The grid. Prime Meridian. The compass, Spanish and British imperial charting. That's our prime symbol.
>>214854877cant give up the booze megot nothing else to look forward to
I'm getting the matcha frappuccino today with white chocolate sauce and maybe a little vanilla bean powderI was thinking I might get an iced matcha latte instead because I thought it was going to only be warm weather and not hot but it looks like it's going to be hot again actually so probably want the frappuccino
>>214854900
>>214854728car boot at 10you're turning up right at the end
>>214854870ktim
>>214854900>wake up in the middle of the night>see this creature screaming in the corner of your room>what do
>>214854860just because your mum did that doesn't mean everyone else wasif you'd stopped staring at her constantly you would've noticed
>>214854935they did surgey on a monkey
>>214854807she cute
>>214854844you have no idea who you're talking toget a clue
ktim
>>214854957erm thats cronem
>>214854630Rorke pretends he cares about the welfare of women but he only gets upset when a rape victim is white and the rapist is brown
think that's me free off the vape, off the vile mucknot too strong cravings at all, think im good
The Greco-Roman would seek to divide the world up into sectors and manage them perfectly and make sure the boundaries were very well guarded and establishedThe Faustian would set out a straight line to a distant star or point, often a straight line, on the horizon and haphazardly integrate his findings along the way. For the Westerner, the voyage itself is the goal.
>>214854964>you have no idea who you're talking toCody 'Hunter' Lopez?
>>214854964you’ve wasted your life here and will die alone
>>214854960she seems to be in ecstasybut she also appears to be wearing a wedding ring?maybe she married herself spiritually to a beatle
>>214854907ktim i drink every night. wit out it i tink me wudda teken me an liyf
>>214854870you is scottash?
going to singapore grand prix next monthi suppose i'll have to buy one of those so called "tee shirts" with all the advertisements onand i'll pay 100 quid for the privilege
>>214854976never been into vapes but i imagine they’d be super easy to quit because all you really need to do is remember how gay you look doing it
>>214854989I'm sure you wish
if you were from the 50s and all you heard was chuck berry pratlling away with his umbungo fingers on the guitar of course you'd be in ecstacy listening to four englishman singing their novel tunes
>>214855015it's giving ronnie pickering
Just picked my brother up from the train station and I was going 50 in a 40 on the way back and I had a WOMAN a fucking woman behind me tailgating me waving her hands about. What is the world coming to
What did incels do pre-internet and were they as common?
>>214854935Doctors desperately trying to save Harambe's life, c. 2016 (colourised)
^.^
>>214854918I'm actually posting after the fact lad20p each this lot, wanted the Darts game for a laugh
>>214855032she wanted shagging mate you bottled it
>>214855004watching cars go round a track how exciting
heard a spurious rumour that girls dont have willies and instead their bumcrack goes all the way to the front
>>214855045it's a shite selection if we're being honest mate but have fun
might spend all day watching youtube videos alone in my room
>>214855038deepest darkest vantablack brimstone coalpost
>>214855032Women control the narrative of life now. Get used to it incel
might attack puppyberg
if you was a pokemon gym leader what would your type be
>>214854993I haven't spent my life here and daddy is picking me up in a few hours to go get matcha frappuccino :Dand then we were going to do a nice nature walk or hike but I think it's going to be too hot so we may have to go to the moviesor I could drive to the beach again?? maybe
>>214855049What right there and then yh?
Similarly, the Judeo-Arabian, the Semite, sees the world as a bounded cave. The truth is internal. And hidden from usual view and accessible through divine revelation. In a nutshell, the Magians believe "3D reality is the clothing of God" and that the true nature of reality cannot be seen via clairty like the Greco-Romans, nor infinite abstraction like Westerners but rather interpretation of the normal sublimated into the paranormal. Truly such a high culture produces great archtiecture, prayers and art but fails and progressing technics and societal progress. Henche their fellaheenization and overtaking by the West (seen since the 1900 to present domiantion of the west over the muslim world)
>>214855090yh happens to me like once a week
>>214855053its not just the cars, its a whole evening of entertainment elton john will be there
sending that one to the ereader for later perusing
>>214855045virtua tennis 3 is goated
>>214854728Is this in Crewe?
big pleb abbrorebb blip brag
>>214855088fairy
need some good mushrooms recipes
>>214855088Ghost but not that faggot Pokemon Gengar
>>214855002hello sir i am visiting your country next month
>>214855089what the fuck even is this post you bizarre demented cunt age regression to try and forget the rape?
>>214855032why does it matter that it’s a woman?
Took my multivitamin and now I feel sick
>>214855111thought that bent cunt retired
>>214855088a single level 100 metapod
>>214855088er gay, can i be gay type?
mental my runt lineage has been stuck on this shitey wee rainy island for 5,000 years
>>214854807John Lennon saw Yoko Ono and just knew she was the one.
>>214855148that's the obese female ai yank poster not gingergod
these act 3 bosses in silksong are hard af
>>214855004I hope you'll be cheering on England's Brave Lando Norris
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INwx9sXeMSU
>>214855163White van man or a paki in a rs3 is expected not a fuckifn woman
reading feminist literature
>>214855206just put the fries in the bag rorke
notch has passed away
>>214855185I'm not obese you weirdo I'm almost underweight from not eating enough :(
>>214855147if you’re coming to sabah tell me what you look like so i can stalk you from a distance
Why is the UK media so keen to repeat Tony Robinson's real name every chance they get? I am looking at some reporting from the protests and they constantly repeat that Robinson is not his real name. I never see them mentioning "Michael Caine aka Maurice Joseph Micklewhite" or "Michael Caine whose real name is Maurice Joseph Micklewhite" or something. Is that a dig of some kind like Trump calling Jon Stewart by his birth name Lieboviz?
need to move to australiastake my claim in an aryan settler colonygood craic like
who else excited for christmas
>>214855233almost underweight is about 15 stone in america
>>214854876she fucks Mistle
>>214855238
>>214855238wasim kempson?
>>214855237im half filipinoi probably look like you
>>214855238our media is all for truth and transparency
>>214855255posted it again award (no replies edition)
>>214854156>no editionomds
>>214855135make a stroganoff with criminis
>>214855238two world wars and one world cup
any bouldering man in?
>>214855266post your brown bussy and little 2 inch soybean cock
>>214855238.
>>214855238they dont like him so they want to make sure everyone knows he doesnt have a proper english worklng class name like tommy robinsonits pretty simple
>>214855266have you seen what i look like? you’ll probably pass out on the spot
I'm the best I go everywhere and do everything and can do anything
>>214855296tried it but wasn't any good
>>214855285you don't need editionsnobody cared when I typed editiom over and over again no one mentioned it so clearly it doesn't matter
>>214855274bitchy fag reply award
>>214855238yeah it is taking the piss a bitthey don't go around calling elton john by his real name
>>214855319piss off
Apparently they don't let Aryans in the land down under any more Fuck am I meant to do
>>214855312okay, so maybe I was missing that his real name is not working class enough. much obliged.
>>214855274you replied though
Some random bearded fanny doesn't make him a celtic fan coz he's wearing a celtic top, obviously 1 of Craig's hun m8's playing dressing up, pathetic right wing fuck wits
>>214855328NO U
>>214855319fuck off and never make a new again
>>214855341no i didnt
>>214855317that's why you keep going so you can get better you see
>>214855319it’s a minor thing yes but it eventually becomes very noticeable when you yank freaks and your corrosive presence starts causing thread quality to nosedive cause of shit like this
>>214855342who's this fella
>>214855259idk what the conversions are off the top of my head but I'm guessing that's incorrect
>>214855343i'm a celtic fan british nationalistjust because you're a tim doesn't mean you have to accept infinite immigration forever
we live in exceptionally low quality times despite the technologies of the day
can you feel the shift lads? There’s something in air.. the massive right leaning majority in this country finding their voice. What a feeling.
>idk what the conversions are off the top of my head but I'm guessing that's incorrect
>>214855362danny ratemytakeaway mrandmrsyorkshire
i'm going to make the next new and i'm going to link it at 310 posts so DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT MAKING ONE EARLIER
>>214855181actually it's possible that a couple of years after seeing her casually he decided to marry her to get back at paul for marrying lindathere's a documentary on youtube which goes into it
>>214855378alright mate, don't forget the edition
they done turned this nigga into a simpson
Hate Louis Theroux so muchDisgusting rat-like face
>>214855368No you are not
we came over from derry port to glasgow 200 years ago, from one part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland to another oart of the same kingdom, fleeing a famine within our own country so you have to be entirely supportive for any amount of immigration from anywhere, forever, into your own communityI've actually been told this
>>214855347you're weird and creepy actually I think you should stopthat would be a lot better
>>214855413take a knife to whoever told you that
>>214855402St George was a Greek Christian and the St George's Cross was a European symbol for a long time before it became solely English. It's literally the most Aryan flag.
>>214855238Michael Caine is his real name though because he changed it legally:>In July 2016, Caine changed his name by deed poll to his long-time stage name to simplify security checks at airports.>"[A security guard] would say, 'Hi Michael Caine,' and suddenly I'd be giving him a passport with a different name on it. I could stand there for an hour. So I changed my name."https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Caine#Personal_life
the shooters trans gf
>>214855434trannies are based now
>>214855359it's not corrosiveI'm one of the only ones here who posts actual british culture as the new which is a good thing
>>214855434um fit
You're next Rorkeypops
>>214855402ah right guess i want my country to be conquered now cheers leftypol
>>214855438elaborate and i might get on board with this take
not a fan of david mitchell, or lee mack. I like the idea of would I lie to you but those too are annoying pricks
>>214855432okay, bad example then. Freddy Mercury, then? Elton John?
>>214855444the fact that you sincerely believe shit like this is exactly why you cunts are so corrosive. take the hint, fuck off, and post somewhere you’re actually wanted
>>214855425bellend
guaranteed if the shooter had killed a communist propagandist everyone would be cheering
>>214855406I am as Celtic as it can fucking get. I hold a season ticket. My grandad went with the Lisbon Lions on their win, both me and my dad have went to games for going on 20 years. I am a Celtic fan because my dad is. It's my family team. Still doesn't mean mass immigration into this country is sustainable nor sane. It has no end goal in site. To be honest I don't care. Celtic are one of the best British clubs in culture and history. Don't give a fuck for politics. But I want illegal immigrants out and don't see how 700k net migrants a year is beneficial to our people.
>>214855402do other countries also have these people that insist that nothing from their country is actually theirs?for example will swedish lefties obsess over the origin and history of the swedish flag and swedish cuisine to prove that it's not really swedish
@InevitableDeusSepmerVult29 MILLION PATRIOTS TAKE OVER LONDONIs Kier Starmer finished?-location, Hyderabad
>>214855459good thing it's not made for kiwis then
>>214855466it's better when you and the other icky freaks who don't even discuss british culture don't come hereit's a lot nicer
/brit/ is less about British culture and more just a place for British people to post on 4chan because we don't have our own website like the Russians or Krauts do.
>>214855480if i had a cent for every time i’ve heard “ALL AUSTRALIANS ARE IMMIGRANTS!!!” in response to any sort of pushpack against mass immigration, i’d probably have quite a few cents
right, I'm gonna kill myself before the end of the year. I can't go back to the mental ward as my family think I'm better now and also it's all a bit shit innit.
Ate badly for 8 days, and gained 3kg - mad how much I can pack it away
lmao today i learned that elton hercules john is not his real name
>>214855502very true
am gunna kull musulf bru
The top funder of Reform UK is Christopher Harbourne, who also has citizenship in Thailand under the name Chakrit Sakunkrit.He is also the largest single shareholder in arms firm QinetiQ, which exports UAV drones to Israel for use in the Gaza genocide.
>>214855490see >>214855466
>the insanely beautiful girl was at church again She can't keep getting away with this
>>214855489Kiwis are a big consumers of British telly
>>214855513Simple - off em all then go to the mental ward forever innit
Apparently if you're a Celtic fan and or a Catholic you're meant to be a Labour voting infinity immigration supporter
Actually insane how good value Morley's chicken isSlopped out last night for the first time in about two months and got a chicken burger, two huge tenders, three hot wings, big fries, dipping sauces, a coke etc £12 including deliveryAnd Morley's is actually half dece desu
>>214855476>But I want illegal immigrants outAny Celtic fan would just say this and leave it at that wouldn’t start calling themself a British nationalist fucking faggot liar fuck off
>>214855521crying
>>214855523Guess I'm voting for Jezbollah then. Bring in the pakis.
>>214855459as far as the british panel show crowd goes you can do a lot worse
>>214855533we don't consider you when we make it
>>214855521lol
>>214855525you're just angry because I'm right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯you should go post on /pol/ or /b/ or something you'd like it much better
>>214855548>including deliveryThanks for funding pakis
>>214855502/brit/ has 2 things going for it that no other place has. anonymity and fast pace. take either of those away and id be gone tomorrow
>>214855539Right that’s you getting a knock on the door
>>214855555umm digits????
>>214855523This would matter if any normal functioning person actually cared about GazaI know what Israel is doing is bad and so do many others but really it's not something worth integrating into every single part of your life
>>214855486>Hyderabadwhat is that a dark souls area?
>>214855521enjoyed this
Immigration being associated with the British left is just what happens when people take sides with their political party without thought.I'm the most anti immigration person in the country and I still believe in economic and social leftist policies. There is nothing contradictory about wanting better social services without a single immigrant in the country.
>>214855576Gonna answer the door with my shitty bumhole exposed x
>>214855523sounds like a good bloke
>>214855571Was a Vantablack rubber lipped minstrel man actually
>>214855580>>214855554Keep bombing Gaza, where do you think all those refugees are going to go idiots, right here
>>214855566you can’t seriously be misunderstanding why people actually like /brit/ this horriblyyou really think we’re all just here to talk about reddit “british culture” shite? tea and crumpets and doctor who? im here for poo and slags and racism
>>214855604>>214855604>>214855604>>214855604
>>214855611>>214855611>>214855611
>>214855596based old labour supporter
>>214855596depends on what you think the reason for immigration is
>>214855613utterly DONE
>>214855596I'm convinced most leftist support for mass immigration to the UK is actually because it is bad and hastens the collapse that they can then use to implement socialist policies
>>214855607I think you're very very confused and I'm so so sorry :(>>214855649by a latex nonce freak? never in a million years
>>214855551I am a British nationalist because I think England, Scotland and Wales are better off together. Nothern Ireland in my view is an illegitimate state but it hasn't mattered since the 90s. I want a good future for my people, my children, who will very likely be born in the UK. I do not want illegal immigrants in this country. I am a Celtic fan. My great grandfather, grandfather and dad were all Celtic fans and hopefully my son will be too. Stick it up your arse. I have my own opinions. Whether I like or not I am British and the future of this country impacts the future of my family.
>>214855607alri racismlad?