editiom
forever
New Android looks fucking SHITE
reinstalled firefox and it still runs like SHIT!!!!!
gf has given the thumbs up lads, football watch today is a go
>>214856833a lass that looks like that wouldn't even look at me let alone talk to met. 32 year old virgin
>>214856895install ublock origin and shit
>>214856883me and rorke
gf has put a thumb up my bum
pooey arsewank with all the phallic vegetables in the fridge
>>214856900how did you manage to make it to 32 as a virgin when women in this country are ready to shag at the drop of a hat just wondering
the crib
which area should I start with in the smelly incel flat clean?Bathroom, kitchen, living room or bedroom?
how am i supposed to get good looking photos of myself for the dating apps? this is the biggest hurdle
>>214856900do you know that for a fact or have you just never tried and instead have spent the past decade wallowing in your own misery gaslighting yourself into a state of worthlessness that depends entirely on your lack of commitment to improving in any way
>>214856914just don't do it
>>214856939yeah, I've tried "small talking" with women, even 4/10s and they just look through me and seem to want to get away from me. I'm not even "ugly"
>>214856939ktim
might become a really famous figure one day. even you lot will know my name. and I will mention thank /brit/ when I get my Nobel peace prize.
>>214856932it's dirt :\
i've wanked to emma stone a lot
>>214856933please make better posts
Just want to lay in bed all day
>>214856833Someone’s gonna settle down with this girl thinking they’ve done alright, from her stomach and legs you can see she is a ticking time bomb and will be fat as fuck at some point. Probably only keeping it at bay at the moment cos she’s shagging around getting the exercise in
>>214856937Just use really old ones from college
Me? A free bird. 21 years old. Can fuck off /brit. tomorrow by sheer willpower. Love wanking, racism, femdom and England. Fuck yeah. Sieg Heil.You lot? Fat gay millennial retards eternally wisihing it was 2008 again
Need to Poo this early in the morning something is not right
>>214856902na its not an addon thing idk whats causing it
>white girl very publicly killed by a black man >yank influencer killed by a deranged leftoid>100-200k rorkes protesting in london, a meager 5k turned up to counter protestterrible week for leftypolanyone checked on him?
>>214857002>Fat gay millennial retards eternally wisihing it was 2008 againit'll happen to you too, in the blink of an eye.
>>214857002mate.. go and enjoy your 20s ffs this general is an old man’s game
wish it was 2345 A.D. alreadgy
>>214857002how many cocks have you taken x
how was that a red get tae fuck
>>214857002lord i can change
>Your local courier will deliver your parcel between 11:00 and 13:00 todayGET IN
weeping now remembering when daddy made me a treehouse and put on my favorite musicneed drugs now and sleep
>>214857002don't say we didn't warn you
>>214857026hes on reddit pretending he doesnt run the show
>>214857026Leftypol in his bedroom plotting something big
Ah yes, /brit/ where everyone is a 10/10 gigachad millionaire with harems of the hottest bitches
>wallowing in your own misery gaslighting yourself into a state of worthlessness that depends entirely on your lack of commitment to improving in any wayktim 29 year old virgin
>>214856989ThisShe is going to be fat heifer after the first kid and will never lose it.
>>214856964
got to be worth 20 quid aint it
just counted there was at least 1 million people at the Tommy carnival
got some fruit pastilles
>>214857037>watching scottish fitba in current year
>>214857002You're so cool mate but I can fuck off /brit/ today and I wouldn't even need willpower
>>214857100don't remember asking you vile antisemetic cunt
Virginia Wolf is cute
the biggest enemy we face is the state and leftypol types rorke needs to drop the whole "itz da joos" act
get the niggers rubber necklaced
I dont like looking at old photos of myself because it brings me pain
>>214857090there were billions but the bbc is supressing this info
>>214857106im on footy manager lad
>>214857125alri tommy
farting quite massivelynot a good sign of things to come
the berg
toddy romminson
>>214857125those types need there to be 1 big villain because the world being complicated is scary to their miniscule brains
got my microscopic acorn penis out
>>214857125ok shlomo
Hangovers should be illegalStarmer should outlaw hangoversWhy hasn't Labour outlawed hangovers
dont even know how i ended up with my gf it just kind of happened
>>214857167Get him petted, fed, cuddled and loved
>>214857167
*grabs starmer by the scruff and screams "leave them alone" in his face*
>>214857190that’s normal lad
only 5k counter protestors in london is mentalused to be 10 years ago the counter protestors would outnumber the rorkes 2:1
Never had a GF or even kissed a woman and I'm 32
>>214857190caught mine in the jungle and brought her back to my cave
got pissed with my middle class cousin and agreed to join a hiking groupknow its going to be full of fucking smug specky retard asthmatic freak bastard runts. want to make a good impression tho
>>214857194>pettedpoorly socialised autist mindraped by yankbabble
>>214857190people come and go. you’ve just got to learn to live with it and to love again. why do i feel like crying
Ricky Hatton is dead lads
>>214857220People are getting fed upKnow a couple of former leftypol who are borderline rorke now
>>214857220things have and are changing
lost my gf years ago and not sure it will ever happen again to be honest
I've never gotten pissed up with a family member. Find it quite odd when people talk about doing that
lots of iron in these mountains, it lush
>>214857221>Never had a GF or even kissed a womanat 33 i have kissed a few birds and even had sex but never had a gf
>>214857231cor bloody hell bruce did you at least check that she was 17+
>>214857264English freak
>>214857268>even had sex how did this come about?
>>214857261same but then she came back to me after 3 years like a miracle and I was so happy but then she left again and double broke me. She was just getting over her new bf and using me
>>214857267need the brit server made
remember when this general was all uni students and top shaggers. state of you lot now
>>214857264how is that possible, don't you have family gatherings? holidays? weddings?
>>214857284FONC
Have a gf but she's a bit shit.
catberg running around the hallways screaming at nothing in particular
>>214857291uni ends mate
where to find middle of the range gf
rorkeydo you love meare you rorkeing
>>214857285how do you run a server without everyone just destroying everything, i dont want to spend a day building something cool for mousenonce to log in and fill it with TNT
poo goblin sprinting around my house knocking stuff down and screeching
>>214857296I haven't talked to any of my outer family in a decade. I haven't talked to any of my close family in 2 years.
>>214857281paid em, mate
don't get the meme that the irish have small williesI am a 5'7 Irish runt with a 6.5 incher, 7 really when I'm really going for it.
>>214857302In what sense? Is she good looking and if not does she at least make you laugh
have a gf but she's anime
how do male leftypols under 50 still exist
>>214857326screaming mousey on an MC server would be hilarious
>>214857332the only odd one here is you pal
have a gf but she's trans
want to ask my sister to take some photos of me for my dating apps but it seems a but incestuous
>>214857125bore off you boring bastard
>>214857247>>214857248yeah I know things are changing but still didn't see a truly mass protest in london alreadytbf always thought the UK was completely done for and you'd serve as a warning for the rest of us
>>214857345generally outcasts that manage to fit in with groups (mainly at uni) that don’t actually like them but want like minded people. Leftism is a cult.
Have a they/them partners.
>>214857368get her shagged
genuinely haven't had a friend since primary school lol
>>214857368cut out the middleman and shag her
>>214857368is she fit?
>>214856833Too much of an incel freak to maintain a conversation with them let alone start successfully dating them
>>214857372We aren’t done for, there’s a giant majority in the country who have been told they’re not allowed to say what they think for 20 years because it’s illegal and that’s what’s changing
>>214857368why mate? it's not nudes
why is incest so fucking hot
>>214857401ktim even though I'm genuinely better looking
>>214857368I'm sure your sister will be excited to hear you want to meet someone and help you out with whatever you need.
>>214857388and even then it was only situational
im leftypol but i dont support immigration or woke stuff but gays are ok
>>214857352Not really
>>214857401it's going to get to the point where you're going to have to find someone to breed with for the purpose of national continuationdo your dutyBritain needs you.
>>214857425ktim
be meaverage /brit/ enjoyer, sipping Tesco’s finest instant teascrolling general, see Rorke ranting again“immigrants taking over me local chippy, no more proper cod”mfw Rorke thinks “proper cod” is a personality traitreply “oi mate, you sound like a right rorkelet”he doubles down, posts 10-paragraph manifesto on “British values”includes a pic of his “patriotic” dinner: baked beans on toastbeans are from Aldi, made in Polandcall him out, “Rorke, your brexit beans are EU immigrants”thread erupts, anons spamming “RORKE BTFO”he ragequits, claims he’s off to “defend Rorke’s Drift”it’s just him crying in his mum’s basementmfw Rorke’s entire identity is a soggy chip
eating leaves and worms
>>214857345most of them just aren't very smart and being a leftoid is an easy way for them to feel superiorgot a few leftypol mates and they're just not deep thinkers at all, even them I can see the cracks starting to appear
i made moonshine from 65 ROTTING CANTALOUPES
What scents do you lot wear? The bergs offered to buy me one as a gift, and I'm not sure which one to get. Currently stuck between Azzaro for men, Ultra male and Eau Sauvage.
>>214857425what about trans and would you let a trans person babysit your child if you had one
just started screaming at the top of my lungs for five hours straight
>>214857425thank you
>>214857454tom ford or nothing
>>214857454joop l'homme
>>214857432unfortunately may have to be with an ethnic lasshope that's okay
fat bloke at work is bald and looks a bit special needs in the face but he has 2 kids and a genuinely fit wife, everyone was baffled the first time we met her at the work partyin a just world he'd be an incel suffering but some how hes managed to break out
>>214857435You are a weird little freak
>>214857425same, am left but could get behind the anti-immigration/anti-islam protests if it wasn't for all the other shite they shoehorn into it
>>214857460not a fan unless they pass
>>214857435inane leftist babble you’re losing
Rorke's Brexit beans: Polish. BTFO.
>>214857454whatever dinner's been dropped down my tshirt this week
we need to revive feminine racismblack and brown people are scarygay people are weirdd
>>214857492UM x
Bunner growing up big and strong
that's a dogshit spaino zinger alright
>>214857512ummy x
>>214857512hello cutey
>>214857435lol yeah i remember this thread
>>214857492her naughty bits are seamlessly connected
>>214857525UM x
>>214857490>>214857425im woke but white supremacisthaving gays and transes and whatnot is a sign of a healthy free advanced society, think about how brown countries don’t have any
>>214857492odd perineal cleftgoes all the way to her bum
>>214857481Maybe he's a kind person? Maybe the wife got on with him more than other people? Maybe relationships don't just boil down to looks and shagging like the terminally online freaks seem to think and things like warmth, companionship and love matter more?
>>214857512whats his namei hope youre feading him oats and none of that woke rabbit feed shite
>>214857512get it stewed
Rorke whines, "freak, leftist babble."Chippy’s curry sauce BTFOs his “values.”
>>214857512fucking SEX
>>214857492mad how its barely an inch seperating the minge from the shit pipe, seems like a recipe for infections
>>214857512lovely creature
>>214857559
>>214857536>think about how brown countries don’t have anydepends on the country, many do. Obviously not islamic/christian countries but pagan countries generally dont care
there's no such thin as an anti immigration lefty in 2025it's the number one issue that divides both sides
>>214857492fanny-arseing about
>>214857538maybe youre a sacntimonious retard spastic. there's a theory mate.why don't you have a think on that one you spastic freak.
>>214857512please post more bunner images
>>214857512Majestic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugDHpEKByj8
>>214857538but she could easily find all of that in a man thats attractive, why did she settle for someone like that
>>214857536it’s the sign of a mentally ill society
>>214857581mad how the root cause of all this is women having rights
>>214857589You are so angry lmao
>>214857581i am an anti immigration lefty in 2025 doe
>>214857609mad how the root cause of that was the jewsmad how it always goes back to the same place
^_~
The sun is scorching but the wind is blowing
do bunnies lay eggs? how else do they form babies?
alan partridge bumbarclart
my new home until the poo tower is built
>>214857581You divide cock up your arse mate
>>214857598Generally attractive men have horrible fickle personalities because they can get away with shite due to their looks.
>>214857641they split through mitosis
>>214857660Mc should have just stayed at 1.8
>>214857581yeh it has shattered a lot of people’s political beliefs but im still mostly left. you can believe in workers rights and stuff while also not wanting your country to be flooded with brown men, those two beliefs go hand in hand actually. it’s more complex than you might think
>>214857609Hold on lads. Dr Incel is on the case!
>>214857660not comfy at all
>>214857641read a doujin called rabbit egg once so i think you're probably right
>>214857692good post
>>214857693shut up leftypol
>>214857626yeah and if you ever expressed that view around a mainstream leftoid they'd call you a naughty fascist
big pleb bardorbarb bled pig
well said zaz
Thinking about Judy from Zootopia
just got deja vu
>>214857692i'll shatter your fucking arse matehow's thathow that hell ye
>>214857692fail to see how leftypol has helped workers in the last few decades tbqh
>>214857538Do you know what matters the most? Just being there and being attentive. Like asking how her day was, how she feels, remembering important things in her life that matter to her and things she’s said to you. There are lads who think that leads to being friend zoned or something but in my experience it’s just led to either confessions of love from girls or at the very least drunken shags
>>214857714no ones denying that lad, we know its a precarious situation
>>214857692mate I 100% agree with that but that gets us labelled right wing and you know it
>>214857660yay bees and trees
>>214857732fuck yess
>>214857762Wonderful!
There's Pokemon Beyblades now. What is the world coming to?
>>214857719hate this meme of calling everybody fascists
>>214857737leftypol only cares about cunts shagging each other up the arse
gods most favourite angels
>>214857737one of our unions almost entirely run by leftoids has fought for wage increases (that wouldnt’ve happened otherwise) that have benefited me personally
>>214857778fascists really don't like it when you call them fascists
Remember fidget spinners?
His name is Token btw
>>214857719always see posts like this and I'm not sure what they expect him to doround up and illegally arrest 200k people?
watching some lens reviewscome on mate have some self respect... posting your self on youtube looking like that
>>214857748i know lad >>214857746
>>214857762<3
>>214857719>fascists marched on our streetsThese people are no better than right wing grifters who describe everyone as communistTbf Sultana is the descendant of generations of paki inbreeding so her limited iq probably doesn't allow her to think critically
>>214857806condemn them? explain to them why they're wrong? you know like be a leader
>>214857809based ugly bastard
>>214857796I got into drop shipping and bought £20,000 worth, just as everyone stopped buying them. Ended up selling my stock for £500
>>214857788but they aren't fascists are they x
>>214857783i mean fair enough but in the uk you get half your money stolen every month and theres hardly any productive industries anymore tradies make way less in the uk than the likes of australia and i dont think leftypols "just tax more" shtick will fix any of that
It is weird that he is letting yank politicians just come to his country and rally up people to his cause.
>>214857834well yeah they aretell me what their protest was about and what separates that from fascism
>>214857714why should I care about what the mainstream left think? I couldn't care less
The right wing are all Nazis and should be imprisoned
>>214857822>condemn them?for whatsure that would do a lot of good and not just further embolden them
>>214857834you're arguing with spaki mate
>>214857788I'm an actual fascist and I'd be more than happy for you to call me itTommeh supporters aren't fascist
>>214857833Oh my days 0_0
>>214857875>for whatviolencebigotryhatred
adding to my point about gays and transes being a sign of advanced society, it’s also sort of the same with womenyou never really see women out on the street at night in brown countries. it’s just not safe. the same thing happens in very brown neighbourhoods here, you even sometimes see normies on tiktok pointing this outbecome woke to save the white race, lads
>>214857809looks like he's out of a jav where a young girl gets seen to by an ugly salarymanprobably where he got his lens fetish from
>>214857833should have bought fake labubus instead mate
>>214857859how about you tell me why they are fascists, since its your claim
>>214857881nazism isn't the only form of fascism
>>214857833Lmao ffs rorke
>>214857880omg omg omg
Why don't we follow the interior design and aesthetic views of the ancient Greeks?That every room should be clear, defined, outlines, objects set apart, ordered bodies. A finished sculpture. As in the Apollonian spirit as Spengler said. Order your room like a Roman. See how the objects are defined against the white and everything that is placed has its own physical defined start and endThis is what the ancient Greco-Romans metaphysically believed in,, a perfectly ordered scene of human interaction under the gaze of an enclosed world, watched by anthropomorphic gods of above"
old cunts love their abbreviations dont theyyer da could be talking about a guy called joe moe and he'd still abbreviate his name to JM
>>214857889sounds like the right to protest you ask me
>>214857913Alright so which form do they fall under?
no way there’s some ugly little freak in here talking about “facists” fuck off to Reddit mate
>>214857931hahaha aye what brilliant scottish twitter patter haha
more like fatshits
>>214857925that loks like shit
>>214857769If you go to a Mcdonalds you see an average of 3 zoomers just sitting there with their Beyblades. It's legitimately a medical disorder.
just flushed the toilet and my poo went down it
this is private property
>>214857956you will be attacked soon
>>214857936violence fall outside of one's right to protestand even if someone protests within the law it's not a leader's job to placate them even if their beliefs are flawed and their opinions horrible
>>214857972this was me except in the 90s
whats your definition of the word 'fascist'?
>>214857906which part of this would you say misrepresents their views
>>214857821This is why I think there’s no bright future for humanity among the stars.Trinity College, Cambridge has more Nobel prizes for sciences than the entire continent of Africa. The whole country of Pakistan has produced one Nobel prize winning scientist, an ahmadiya muslim their laws say is a heretic. Their nuclear scientists believe you can harness genies for free energy. These people are retards and the future is theirs.Look at what Sultana says. Nothing about creating anything, everything about taking things others have created. When others tell you who they are, listen and believe them
OI BENCHOD*rorke turns round*omds
bih named sultana
>>214858023>Their nuclear scientists believe you can harness genies for free energy.
>>214858023>muh nobel prizesscreaming
>>214858036squelching
l thought the Nobel prize was just some swedish jews giving prizes to their mates?
Support all gay rights. Support all woman rights. Make the pay equal. Tax the rich. Promote education above all else. Use illegal immigrants, criminals and drug addicts for invasive scientific experiments. Welcome more test subjects. Cure diseases cure ageing. Ascend.
>>214857984tiny bit of bottle throwing that was minuscule compared to the size of the eventnot saying anything isn't placating themthe real answer is that they were largely peaceful and absolutely massive protests that make kier look bad, that's why he's (rightfully) silent about them
big strong Rorke making little Timmy the trembling leftist cross the road
cum tributing charlie kirks crying grieving wife
>>214858036s
oh bruce, i didn't recognise you! are my indian brothers treating you well?
>>214857002>femdomwhat kind?
>>214858086you've already said this onebit boring aren't you
cum tributing charlie kirks crying grieving wife again
>>214858053Sultan Bashiruddin Mahmood fwiw
Must’ve been were Rorke’s mum was born
*starts vibrating*
goy tributing charlie kirks rabbi
>>214858136Again? How?
>>214858075even if it were "good politics" (also lol this is starmer he's terrible at politics) perhaps a labour leader has a responsibility to tell the fascists or national front or whatever this new lot want to call themselves that their belief systems are wrong and that hatred isn't the answer and what socialism can actually do to help them
>>214858144screaming
>>214858160hi umchicken
any football watching man in?
need a twink to cuddle
funny how rorke is like "deportations now" but then eats a curry!!!!!
Boxer Ricky Hatton is photographed for the Observer in Manchester, England (2005)
>>214858175You're so ridiculous l'm going to assume you're shitposting.
our amber
>>214858210wonder what his thoughts on them are
>>214858218I can save you the 24:55I don’t know I’ve never been
>>214858199
>>214858210>ricky hatton>doesn't have a hat on
>>214858218only know high wycombe from are lad
>>214858228yeah good post really put me in my place
>>214858210perfect pre-fight meal just needs a few lines and that mexican is done for
>>214858175Perhaps a leader telling people what they believe is in wrong is a lot closer to fascist ideology than you’d care to admit. Fascist.
Islamic thinking is basically if something bad happens, a genie caused it
>>214858265telling people who are wrong that they're wrong isn't fascistwhat a moronic post
>>214858210wtf
>>214858244reminder the original comic is justifying owning an iphone (produced through slave labour start to finish) and being a communist, because an iphone is simply a necessary item that you require to participate in society
wonder if jk rowling shaves her pubes. even though she's like 60 she seems the type
>>214858286I believe you’re wrong for supporting mass migration and trans people, what am I?
>>214858297yeah having a phone is a necessary item to participate in society
>>214858287ai post
>>214858309wrong
>>214858286Being wrong according to your beliefs is subjective you fucking moron
>>214858303I still would. She seems like she’d be a great shag
>>214858340what subjective views on the far right should the leader of the labour party have?
>>214858329Now prove that I’m wrong and also tell me how you would deal with those who are, “wrong”
>>214858189:(
the last /brit/
>>214858329Wrong according to who? The temporary holders of office?
get it madeget it linkedget it posted in
>>214858364>Now prove that I’m wronghating people is evil>tell me how you would deal with those who are, “wrong”tell you why you're wrong and explain how socialism could solve some of the problems in your life
balls
gentle reminder
>>214858420wish that was enforced unironically
>hating people is evilSo is gang rape and beheadings
>>2148584202015
>>214858444it used to be
>>214858446amazingly enough there's already laws against both of those things
>>214858453cor
>>214858420*takes drag*the page 8 days...I remember them well...*taps ash off cig*
rorke finally admits rape is bad! big!
>>214858461>>214858461>>214858461
>>214858453briefly
>>214858446>>214858463omdz rorke
>>214858463can I ask how old you are
