marilyn edition
>my parents sucked and are dead anyway
poo smells lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRHHTQZXhoIit's up lads
Wasn't Brexit supposed to give control of immigration back to Britain and help fund the NHS? So Brexiters won and got their people in government, so why is immigration still an issue? The same people who did Brexit are now decrying immigration, again? It doesn't make any sense to me.To be fair I am an American, but I thought the whole Brexit thing was supposed to allow the government to control immigration. And Nigel Farage led the Brexit movement, and the conservatives won.So why are there now all these movements against immigration?My understanding is that the conservatives won Brexit (let me know if I'm wrong on this), and then failed miserably, but now those same people are calling for immigration reform? Didn't they have control of immigration before? I am really trying to understand because I thought this was all handled during Brexit
>>214872636Did you know that 1 in 4 adults in Swaziland have HIV/AIDS? This region has the highest adult HIV prevalence globally. While AIDS-related deaths have declined by ~40% since 2016, the question still remains: what do niggers think about AIDS?
>>214872736
>>214872736It's called Eswatini chud
>>214872711Cheers Tom
really want to touch one of them tomorrow morning
>>214872636Favourite Marilyn Monroe film?I can't decide between Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, or The Misfits.She'd have been 100 years old next year.Instead we're in the Suzy Izzard timeline.
>>214872794'
>>214872794*boots your head clean off*
In London for the weekendMental how many white girl black man couples i saw
>>214872794XVI
After that shameful display today, I really do think United need to have a long time of reflection to figure out what's going wrong with the club.They've gone through countless managers over the last few years, the players have been switched out (in my opinion with a set of dubious transfers), and yet, the quality of the football just hasn't really improved.What would've been a simple win at the derby drew out a shocking loss, whether it's the coaching strategy or Carrington, something has got to change - even the most ardent of the fans will demand as much.
>>214872819spaki
pooing for england
Thinking of all the buff brocoli cut zoomer teens (above 18) doing nasty stinking farty protein dumps after a sweaty day lifting at the gym...
squeezing a wine gum down my japs eye
>A public school teacher has been suspended after allegedly showing a video of Charlie Kirk’s assassination to students as young as 10 in his class, authorities in Canada said.>The teacher also suggested that Kirk deserved to be killed, and gave the young students a speech about anti-fascism and transgender issues
>>214872898no you're not grow up
The last time I ate food was on Friday afternoon and it was a tin of mackerel and granola, got to do hard things once in a while you see
>>214872833XIII
you dont want to encourage people to commit crime! well most people would want to avoid this fate I suppose...
>>214872917*fires the wine gum out my willy and at your face at mach 3 speed*
Having a bottle of 2005 Albert Bichot Puligny-Montrachet Burgundy. Love frivolous expenditure and impulsivity, lads. I haven't a pot to piss in either. Joke's on me, haha
>>214872986this but they are cumming into the toilet
>>214872995waste of money when 19 crimes exists
>>214872986mental illness
>>214872986
>>214872946Dough looks reasonable, all things considered. Would try it sober, I reckon
can't believe burger king removed big king from their menu that was their best burger
Rorke still has to use google maps to go to his local five guys
>>214873039do you still get western goyslop there
>>214873011Kek
so what now if
>>214872993screech
might go garage for some scran
>>214872946this looks good af
haven’t seen dtfic much today he must be ill or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auwzKynJHgw
>>214873043just use grindr and the five guys will come to you
https://voca.ro/1huBqvlvCLnm
>>214873174I hate moistcuntical
>>214873185>nearly 7 minutes worth madness
Let me break it down for everyone:* England is the island; it is comprised of Wales, Scotland, and Britain, all countries.* Great Britain is everything except for Ireland.* UK is comprised of Wales, Southern Ireland, Scotland, Britain, Northern Ireland.
absolutely bonkers how there’s literally absolutely nothing wrong with cooking raw meat in the microwave works perfectly fine but it’s just one of those things the Jews have convinced you you “can’t do”
>>214873243tastes like shite
>>214873233It's all England mate.
>>214873234Is this loss
got the baroness on
>>214873234Should have made a swastika with the sauce. Would have been a good laugh
>>214872718Non-european immigration was never in the hands of the EU.Denmark has barely any immigrants, while tye UK imported all the world's muzzrats.>europeans out! Pakis in!You get what you voted for
gwan have a fag
mental how my life is completely fucked because i'm 5'10
>>214872801More like Eddie IcarusCos he's too close to my son
>>214873340we never voted for migrants in the first place
>>214873245phwoar
>>214873348Who smokes parliaments? Fucking shuddering
>>214873353if only you were a 5 9 GOD
Imagine an argonian wrapping her tail around you as during climax
(I know its Romania) BE flag poster is such a fucking loser in real life, living inside his own head where he is in his echo chamber sucking off his own fantasies he got because hes an incel nobody will ever love. he is a weirdo and his comes to an end - in real life - now .save post
>>214873353might as well transition if you're under 6'2
>>214873340Brexit was pretty explicitly an anti-migrant vote, regardless of what neocons say
>>214873374stop
>>214873340>someone whining about brexit>it's a shithole that used to leech off usname a more iconic duo
Lauren Chen Sex Arse!!
The oldest olive tree in the world is 5000 years old. It lays on the Greek island of Naxos
the fucking loser finally got home to his house where he "logs on" to 4chan and posts his shit for 0 replies and a ban
Where did that $45 gorillion go Britishers? Is it in the UK royal family's secret vault?
Nigel “We need less poles more blacks” Farage will save the white race
>>2148734506 million pounds (300 years ago) a year or something. doubt it is 30 mill
>>214873450we all got a share of it but we just don't tell anyone
>>214873450Imagine shitting in the streets? Mad
Peoples republic of Britain. This is what Rorke and Rōku want
>>214873450don't worry, all went to israel
mixed race incel freaks that think they are invisible in real life are no longer going to do what they do IRL and on 4chan. their time comes to and end soon and they get what they deserve and nothing more. you cannot spin this - you are evil, literally. your time is over
>>214873516I will be cheering for the underdogs as always
pulling a nigger around like a stretch armstrong
>>214873516thoughts on brexit, mousey?
>>214873516fomnyeg
reminder to report Be flags posts
>>214873353my sister's husband is like 5'9, they have a beautiful baby and he has a good career
>>214873581is she fit?
LOL
>>214873581she ever shag him up the arse?
>>214873581He must be in the 0000,1% it's over for us chudy incels under 6’4
>>214873580melty
>>2148735934 3 2 1 5
>>214873335>swastikaYou dont see it dumb ass
>>214873560sc
I'm thinking of booking a flight to London to shoplift at greggs
BE flag poster thinks he has friends here 100% of the thread has him filtered. imagine being such a dogshit bad poster that EVERyOnE leaves the thread to go to another board for him. HE THINKS HES FRIENDS AND A "REPUTATION" PHAHAHAHA what a LOSER
>>214873593Got on a bus once and I heard a group of young girls giggling and saying to each other "look your boyfriend is there", I can only assume it was aimed at me, not sure what they meant about this or why it was funny
making manoeuvrers, back in 10
Fell down the stairs in mcdonalds and ripped my pants down the middle in front of a table full of girls obviously about to go out, I tried to walk it off but my belt lip caught on the stairs as I walked away and I lurched back and ripped my pants further at the groin. I held in my sobs as I limped out of mcdonalds
>>214873581Im 6 foot 2
>>214873685s
NOT ONLY DOES HE THINK HE HAS FRIENDS HE THINKS IT MATTERS TOO hahahahahaha
>>214873679Funny
>>2148735933>4>5>1>2
53421
>>214873685bellowing
>>214873685Photoshop?
>>214873450mad how Indians would rather say shit like this than admit that there country has been horrifically mismanaged since independence and that there faults are almost entirely their own
>>214873685howl
HE THINKS IT MATTERS HE WANTS IT HE TRIES TO DO IT AND IN THE END IT DOESNT WORK. LOL. LOL LOL LOL LMAO
quite stupidly put something in my ear and now it's stuck :/
I walk a lonely road
When I had long hair (like three months ago) a bunch of year six got on the bus, two girls sat behind me for about ten minutes and when I said excuse me to the woman sitting next to me (one of the teachers) and got up to leave the bus I heard them gasp, laugh and one of them whispered "I thought that was a girl".Got a haircut not long after that.
>>214873718the sign that school loomed
diego walking out of the G-A-Y toilets
>>214873798They actually meant that as a compliment
>>214873679Beanesque behaviour
>>214873820kill yourself. the world would be a better place for it you absolute loser. hes your one reply in this thread that youll get
>>214873798I have long hair too but you must look extra feminine
>>21487359354312
>>214873798should have got them done for misgendering you mate200 years in the woke mines for that
>>214873838ᵤₘ!! ₓₓ
lactose intolerance has ruined my life
>>214873593>>214873649>>214873671>>214873721>>214873846Mental how they're all underage
!!!
>>214873450I take 'things I can not say on a blue board' for 200£, Alex.
right someones just posted my phone pass code here so i know you CUNTs are fuckign spieying on me so FUCK OFF
>>214873870Lihrml
yeah, mental
>>214873884Sorry Daniel pal didn't mean to do hat x
yeah haha
um this, um thatwhat do you want to say? spit it out already
Was walking down the aisle of the bus as it slowed for my stop and for some reason the driver stopped abruptly throwing me forward while I was holding on to one of the polesthe jolt forward made me swing round on the pole and hit a woman in the head with my big bellyI couldn't hold my giggles in as I said sorry and got off the bus so everybody just heard me walk away laughing to myself
>>214873679slip and fall. go to the doctor's and then go back to the mcdo's and see if they have an incident report form you can fill out
get the um posters fucking wanked off
>>214873884Eyyy dDanny? Tony? Fuck cant remember your name.
love the feeling of amrap squats when you lose all of your senses
>>214873856>got them doneUh they were year six's lad at least wait another two years or so.
>>214873923
Hate the gym. Havent been in years
>>214873884You got to get a new sim card danny boy
dying for a maccas breakfast
mental how people like Pokedaxi are walking around in life with no problems / daily issues. a better life...
>>214873914Zoophile Canadian
mum trying to make money from publishing bs AI books on Amazon. I gotta get a job and start financially supporting...
>>214873959mmhmm getting ready for katy on mon xx
>>214873998your mom bought a $30 for a method thats been online for 8 years now
>>214873987probs have their own share of problems too but we're just unable to see them as we don't have the means to glimpse into their private lives
>>214873948rorke's sunday reading listi love blood meridian but it's too embarrassing to say that now
rorkes morning routine
BE flag poster just samefagged himself on his UK flag >>214874039not DAILY problems from other people and social things! a better life - his worries are probably about his job and things
Geowizard you are a scum and also disrespectful
Counting down the seconds for when I can scran on my missus freshly shaven pussoid
>>214874080are you the limmy poster
another sunday night spent hungover ruminating on the state of my life
>>214874035luckily she hasn't paid for any courses hope she forgets this retarded fad and just focuses on her work and maybe joins a knitting club or something
report the BE flag samefags and you wont have to suffer as filterfags when you get what you deserve (seeing his posts - because you dont report him) :)
Thinking of getting a nice camera soonAny camera man in?
>>214874104Tell me how Jamal’s load tastes
>>214874069Are you okay Mousey? You seem quite distressed. Did someone harass when you were playing Pokémon GO again?
>>214874107Yeah
>>214872946Corr would scran
>>214874117I’ll listen to what you say if you put on a name so i can filter you too - deal?
>>214874141liked your limmy posts about him being rude and calling him limmy limmond
>>214873959indian nigga gonna summon a cobra out of that 'do
>>214874117i filter him so i dont see him :)
>>214874160VPN back on so 100% of the thread can filter you again you nobody freak loser
feel like I'm about to have a massive stroke (in the brain, not of the willard)
>>214873245Corr, Andrea
interesting interesting
>>214874125Got an insane phobia of this happening to me (the legs snapping inwards)Can never train legs and I sort of keep my knees bent when I walk like a grasshopper
he thinks hes a "reputation" and got friends here L0L
>>214874164Thank you he also needs to find happiness and admit lynn no longer loves him
From yesterday's march in London
>>214874211cope on nobody and tick-tock. you are allowed to do it, no longer
>>214873450Spent on bennies for indians
back from garage, didn't get you anything
>>214874271some skips and a double decker please lad
>>214874240They could at least pretend to give a shit about where they live
>>214874271:(
>>214874039like that new STD. something i don't have to worry about but the normies must be a bit wary.
the polfreaks and BE flag who thinks they can THINK in their own head and be safe and come here to talk shit are no longer safe. you are no longer safe - your time is limited and your end is near. you hear me?
>>214874214>Got an insane phobia of this happening to me (the legs snapping inwards)>Can never train legs and I sort of keep my knees bent when I walk like a grasshopper
>>214874282reading is not your strongest asset is it lad?
all niggers must be exterminated for the west to prevail
cronem ruining EVERYTHING and i'm tired of pretending they're not
>>214874214there's this one webm of a girl using a legpress you would love
lmao ALL the people that sit there in their head thinking shit and thinking it doesnt mean anything in real life - coming to 4chan to talk about their fantasies (in their head - you retarded fuck) - are going to get what they deserve, on Jesus. its over for you freak
>>214874240Paid actors told to go and pretend to be slovenly peasents to make English nationalists look bad.
>>214874307
Going to play Kingdom Hearts 2 soon. Battle of a 1000 heartless coming up soon team.
>>214874300rude
we have some laughs here don't we boys
You know what I'm not going to wait until bed time. I'm going to nosh on the missus clunge now. I can't wait any more
>>214874288you can have a sausage roll, some fruit pastels and one pain au chocolate, but none of my beers
>>214874335meltdown
kill yourself
>>214874373yeah it's pretty good here lad
Really underrated chocolate bar is a Twix
>>214874373Begin with your family.
>>214874240So glad to see patriots keeping their country clean and pristine.Import the third world, become the third world, right?
>kill yourself
>>214874390:D
>>214874373yeah we're all laughing at you
>>214874373only posts I laugh at are my own
Feels incredibly sad and nauseous all the time, somebody please help me
>>214874393begin with your family >>214874420begin with your family
>>214874402delightful texture, rancid tastesimple as
freaks should come here asking for advice but instead they just schizo blogpost monologues
What do you call 2 black men in a sleeping bag?A Twix
get the niggers walloped with mallet hammers as they poke their heads out of disgusting chicken shops
>>214874432help yourself
>>214874448wrapped rapping rapists
>>214874448You have experience
>>214874454
freaks should come here to schizo blogpost monologue but instead they ask why their tummy hurt
>>214874448Hi Charlie Kirk how's heaven?
Corr fancy a Twix now
if you want me to chill out then what is there to do - to occupy the brain(!) - if I am to be not constantly angry, and anxious
>>214874448don't get it
Captain Fartypants reporting for duty
Watched a video about mirror life and am now terrified of it ladsIf it gets loose it may breed out of control and wipe out all life on earth from the base level of the ecosystem to everything up
Get yourself a rugby lass
>>214874484Very deep anal cavity
>>214874484where's his willy then?
>>214874484Posting your face eh
>>214874484nice depth to that dunghole
de BOMB BLAST
>>214874487get yourself a girlfriend
>>214874484cor whatever though, or whatever. I guess. I guess i dont care
>>214874509Too much of a handful for me
>>214874285That's... that's what they were doing.
what do you call 2 black men in a sleeping bag?sleepy
>>214874504Yeah? don't care
>>214874536maybe, but right now I am alone though I am definitely going to be looking for a relationship or sex of some kind eventually
two black men in a sleeping bag, zesty
The new gaff
>>214874576Want my number?
>>214872694Good skin.
>>214874504If it got loose it would die very quickly given the lack of mirror resources
cigarette and then Pokemon Go PvP time
mirror rorke
>>214872735Leftypol trying to go 1min without making everything about him
>>214874622Howling. Glaswegians are funny
>>214874576why dont you ask employed woman out? i think she likes you
when you're slicing niggers heads off and the hatchet starts gliding through their necks
>>214874607...yh
leftypol? out of date
rorke? gets no dates
>>214874646What makes you think they are from Glasgow
can’t sleep can I
>>214874504no competitive advantage or disadvantage so it would just have to pointlessly evolve for no reason and then it wouldn't matter anyway because we can all still eat l and d amino acids and glucose
asked a guy for his number today for SEX and he held out his phone and I was like well where is it and he asked me how old I was and I answered, he was 18 and I was like oof and he was like nvm yeh so I said yeh and he walked off
think i might be a poof
>>214874696Well they might not be. But I can remember that always being posted on Glasgow humour Facebook pages
>>214874715why didnt you just shag him 18 is old enough
18 year olds giving someone their number in the form of a fucking business card of their their own contact saved on their phone
say her name
>>214874715um
>>214874716you like willies?
haven't wanked in what feels like ages (I think it was one day)
>>214874737Shut the fuck up
NEW>>214874752>>214874752>>214874752
>>214874733he was pretty turned off by it and I let him walk offI agree and should of just kept my mouth shut as he hel out his phone for me instead of talking im hot tho... doe
>>214874738RUBY GRANGER
Toby noncing young lads
Yoour mother, a prostitute that I discard.
>>214874769wait how old are you
>>214874785you just dont want me with anyone or having intamacy, which humans need you just want me to be sad through your gaslighting. thats really sad by the way
>>214874611Not if it was bred to consume and process existing materials.In which case there'll be nothing that can consume it, and human immune system won't even recognise it, because the binding sites of the cells in the immune system can't latch onto mirror life cells
>>214874831I want what's best for you. But I want you to get a GF, not a BF
>>214874769that's fucking tragic I think I would kill myself if this happened to me
