banksy edition
dont give a fuck about Pokemon Go battle league PvP I would rather take a shit and a shower
>>214878375your ancestors didn't even know what that is
>>214876566any of you lads seen the bonnie blue bang bus?
watching sopranos
>>214878406it's new
>>214878401the way the text lands on the picture is so sexy
>>214878413demonic
Met John with his disciples who arrived in his 12 man mini bus from his Guildford Book shop....big bloke, big hands when you shake them, took approx 10 minutes to get changed into his "costume"... happily chatting away about the "good old days" ..in the '70s - '80s.Football needs characters, real blokes, real innocuous nutters, knows their football, passionate about their home town club....not a middle class IT keyboard basher or a Daddy's little rich kid with a disposable income or an office bod with a suit who use the hospitality areas as if by right ....give me John anyday..... (Sorry, Petersfield...my mistake)
nigga thats pooseal
>>214878413Whenever you see the ring like in her iris you know for sure her soul is dead
>>214878440ah yes real blokes like...bookshop owners...
>>214878439>>214878463
Another Soul Snatched
Back, and to the left.
>>214878339I like the Devon & Cornwall flags as well. Always thought would be nice to have a vein of yellow in the cross like the jersey flag to add some st David's to the mix.
>>214878463is that an actual anatomical feature though i thought it would just be a reflection of light sources
Got the Depeche Mode on
>>214878512That would look awful unfortunately
>>214878498Back....... And to the left
>>214878485Oh right a new uni year is starting upit's time for Bonnie Blue to begin her hunt for no longer seventeen semen
rorkeshitting my pants
>>214878463>>214878496They're called ring lights dipshit
>>214878556Exactly.
Parking my own bang bus outside a college to get the fresher's interested
>>214878556they are satans soul snatchers
https://youtu.be/nBK19-GHL9I
>>214878524Yeah maybe it just looks nice on the jersey flagMaybe a black outline some where or a bit of yellow in the east spoke. I don't know, throw a dragon on it.
i use a ring light to illuminate my model building workspaceam i soulless?
>>214878577is that why they're always trying to suck people off to get a new soul
clapped in the neck like amanda in saw 3 (jheez)
>australien.
new week, new me (in 30 minutes)
>>214878601oh yes
pop songs covered in bossa nova style:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Q9lxkYPTY
have you achieved 70% of your 2025 goals?
Gary Eats x bonie Blue collab !!As always ... let's give it a go !!
>>214878664he looks sad :(
>>214878684Youtube is well aware of who she is she can't make any money on there insta demonetised
>>214878680i have no goalsdon't have dreams or ambitionsdon't really even think
bonnie blue seal
>>214878680yet to kill myself
>>214878707good man
>>214878601yes, sorry. the ring lights actually absorb your soul and then teleport it to the nearest synagogue
>>214878686now Thisis ..More Like it !!
I need a life partnerwhere can I find a woman that will sit on my bed behind me while I post all day on /brit/ unemployed of course
proposed brown proto-gf leaving britain forever tomorrowas a man mourning the loss of the greatest love he has ever felt, and the only romantic feelings he has ever felt reciprocated, i am floating adrifft in a sea of melancholyas a racist, i'm thrilled
>>214878460
>>214878743jej
>>214878680roughly 30% left. i really need to get to work..
>2 Halifax synagogues vandalized overnight, rabbi calls it 'escalation' of anti-semitism
>>214878743She enjoys your slurs huh
How come people in this general never bake stuff?
>>214878743make sure to impregnate her leaving her no way to ever contact you again
nth for the badddiedem
there's an old video on efukt where three whores competed in fucking as much men as possible, two of them were the usual suspects from eastern europe and brazil but the third one was from britain and she got the last place that's probably what motivated bonnie blue to do what she did
>>214878743Rorke's struggle
>>214878776toongeek nigga
Flag of BurgundyBringing this to the next one
fell down a well when i was a kid but i kind of floated out of it somehow. Now idea what happened. Since then i've jumped in 5 more times and the same thing happens every time, although i do seem to fall a bit further on every jump. One day i'll get to the bottom of it
>>214878800Why did he marry that brownoid subhuman? Couldn't he get a white woman?
You simply don't like baking or what?
>>214878672Sad what Brazillian music, and let's face it our music, has become
booze gone, fat face stuffed, reckon it's time for bed, the asmr gf awaits
it's over
"The Bilingual Whore" is a classic efukt vid
>mfw I visited London back in JuneI thought people were exaggerating the migration problem since I'd visited other European countries and it wasn't that bad, but holy fuck London has changed. I was there ten years ago and it was a completely different city. Unironically it is probably 20% English at this point.
>>214878776>>214878825i do but im not a frilly sissy lala prancing cakeboi so i DO NOT take pics
>>214878743screaming
>>214878776baking a pizza later in the evening
nigga posted it again like we cared he first time
>>214878776i could flood this general with baking pics but i try to behaveare those coconut balls actually baked though? are they made with dates? i make peanut butter coconut balls at christmas usually
For me it's heather deep
>>214878819Reminded me of that episode of Fireman Sam when Norman falls down a mineshaft
>>214878863Nice>>214878850What's wrong with taking pictures?
>>214878743Just go with her
am i better off casting out a wide net to attract all types of girls or should i tailor a specific approach to attract a specific girl?
I've just baked you a finger pie, why don't you come (spelt C-U-M) and taste it
>>214878906filter by race and the rest will fall into place
>>214878882
>>214878906err dunno
>>214878906are you just trying to have sex or would you prefer a more meaningful relationship? if the former perhaps casting a wider net would be the better choice.
>>214878906Just throw a pillowcase over their head and spin them 3 times
>>214878869They're not baked. Just mixed with oatmeal, sugar, cocoa and butter. My saffron buns with almond paste filling however are baked.>>214878863I forgot to ask, my bad, what kind of pizza you making? What toppings?
>>214878922yes, filter out all non-whites
>>214878906Why would you bother? Just get a good job and keep in shape a bit then pick the least dysgenic and most naturally intelligent bitch that comes grovelling to you after the BBC carousel put a few babies in her and you're sorted
>>214878905shan't be leaving the shire for el salvador
I have had a few cans now its time to take a pill of one of these (probably paracetamol lololo) white things which expired - by the way - in 07
>>214878743this made me cringeimagine loving a brown orc creature
Watching Fire Force team
lololol0l0l0l0lololol0l0l0lololol0l0l0lolol0l0l
>>214878943>that comes grovelling to you after the BBC carousel put a few babies in her and you're sortedwait, what?
>>214878937its a clam pizza, pretty basic. i dont want to over do it with the toppings which would ruin ithttps://food52.com/recipes/15488-white-clam-pizza
>>214878953https://youtu.be/qb_K36gBUmQ
lololol
>>214878953>El SalvadorThat's breddy rough, can't she just stay here illegally like the sea of niggers and pakis we have?
>>214878977Watch Fireman Sam the original series
>>214878977Had sex yet?
>>214878977hows work?
does my fucking head watching anything with the gf on a night cause she just falls asleep like a fucking child who cannot stay awake long enough to just WATCH SOMETHING or have the sensibility to day “I’m tired can we watch the rest another time”old gf was just the same as well
wish i could bake things so i could be a stay at home gay bf in a cute apron
>>214878986Every woman in the country is like that, sorry, unless you're okay marrying some trad foreign girl you have to accept that whoever you end up settling down with has had sex with over 200 other men
what's an old internet thing you missfor me it's "brb"
>>214879004Maybe at some point. I remember watching it as a child.>>214879020Fine really. Boring and repetitive but not particularly bad.
>>214879036the fact that there were little to no ads or pop ups
>>214878937that sounds similar to a rolled oats & cocoa no bake drop cookie i make sometimes, they're delicious the buns look lovely
>>214879026it's boring
not brushing my teeth or taking my vitamins as a Sunday night steamingtoil treat! straight to bed for me will just do all that in the morning
>>214879069but flies will go into your mouth!
>>214879036>old internet thing>brbI still say this. am i outing myself as a late 20s boomer?
How many of you remember Shoe People? Or what about Penny Crayon?You need to be a millennial to remember these
I only brush my teeth maybe once in two months
>>214879036goatse
>>214878520whats he up to now
>>214879069Get the b12 in to preempt hangovertoil
>>214879026Mad how you didn't mention what you were watching Yeah no wonder she falls asleep halfway through Sharpe or whatever rorkecore shite
>>214879110He went dark libtard, ahead of his time.
>>214878988I see, looks delicious!>>214879059Yes, that does sound similar. They're extremely popular and common in Sweden, like almost everyone makes these at home and school as a kid.As for the saffron buns, I legitimately have never had anything more delicious. You just can't stop eating them, they're addictive. The day I make them I can easily eat like 8 or so in an hour or two. The sweet almond, vanilla and cardamom with the soft saffron bun just go so perfectly well together. Definitely 10/10 pastry
EW I feel you would like this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-lMeJlzTww
>>214879088when do you even use it? direct one to one chats dont really exist anymore
in the rorke fort, farting
dire threaddire times
>>214878413I've been in it mate
>>214879203what's wrong with the thread
>>214879170used it the other dayon /brit/ if you can believe it
>>214879141stranger things in this case which was her choice to watch
>>214879170You don't ever message anyone 1 on 1? Even if I'm in a group discord, if I'm gonna be right back, I'll still say 'brb'
Gay porn.
dildo making tummy go up and down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T42A_9mqWIw
>>214879294who the fuck says brb on discord lol
Burger
um
>>214879326people with mates - not you in other words
the fuck
i'm an old school, james cagney tough guy
>>214879155recipe for the saffron buns?
>>214879326small discords with your irl mates, not giant discords with hundreds of people (the only ones you're in because you've got no mates)
pay for me to go to America so that I can play Pokemon GO to level 50 and then go make moonshine for a bit
i'm going to make potato waffels and beans
Last time I give a yank the benefit of the doubt and reply to them.
who remembers teenspot? that shit was cash
>>214879380Mouselord you can stay in my house i'll have you making meth though
UM x
eggy burps againwill be killing myself for this nonsense
>>214879393I was on this site from 2003/04
>>214879394what method?
come out and take it, ya doity yella-bellied rat, or i'll give it to ya troo da door!
>Charlie Kirk's 'assassin' WAS romantically involved with a trans 'furry', Utah governor confirms as FBI probe relationship as a motive for the murderhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15097383/charlie-kirk-assassin-transgender-lover-tyler-robinson.html
Spotting some teens
REALLY craving a good egg sandwich
>>214879427Shake n bake
>>214879393I was on bebo
>>214879447sad
>>214879393Teenspot had it's own UK board
based Ricky Bobby
>>214879435This is why it's important not to get too emotionally invested in any particular American, they let absolutely deranged people own guns
Timmy's kid
>The Daily Mail can also reveal that Robinson has been linked to a ‘furry’ website.A username associated with the alleged assassin has an account on FurAffinity.net, a site catering to people with a proclivity for humanoid animal illustrations and dressing up in fur suits.Many of the cartoon animal characters pictured on the site are in sexualized poses.Robinson used the account name ‘craftin247’ on various videogaming and online accounts, his friends told the Daily Mail.There is an account by that name on FurAffinity, registered on July 22, 2025, two months before Kirk's fatal shooting on Wednesday at Utah Valley University.The revelation comes after law enforcement found bullets inscribed with messages including ‘Notices bulge, OwO what’s this?’, a phrase associated with an internet meme often used by ‘furries’.
I might make an effort to sleep for the night
Considering sexually molesting a piece of fecal matter
>>214879477Certain other websites should take note*winks and nudges the nearest janny*eh eh?
>>214879495Is that Moby
I am here to once again post that fish and chips is wank.Pizza planet do a burger and chips nicer than my local fish and chip shop.
I really miss seeing Justin Lee Collins on TV, people called him JLC
>>214879499Read quite a bit of this post before I realised it wasn't talking about Tommy
i stare at white women on the tube
I looked at a fit blonde the other day and she looked back at me :) but for some reason I spazzed out and didnt do anything about it
might post my cock and balls in a bit
little mouse little mouse little mouse little mouse
>>214879544women look at men for safety purposesif she didn't smile at you then she hates you
having a hapa kid is the ultimate self-defeat
>>214879544Gave a cute 20 y/o a ride home on Friday and turned down a drink at her house after i said she was cute
>>214879578she looked at me and looked back!
>>214879528I found him funny and congenial when he was on TVI don't know why he doesn't do youtube or something
>>214878977dropped it at episode 20 me
>>214879590Why did you do that?
>>214879621I quite like it. It's not amazing but it's decent enough. I like most of the main characters. The Vulcan arc was boring though.
how can i as a northern working class man get a posh southern gf
you have three seconds to leave the thread
>>214879628Wasnt drunk enough to ignore the red flags + she only lives 2 blocks away so it certainly would have led to something. Rather be alone than deal with another chaotic woman
mental how a year of doing fuck all passes by like absolutely nothing but now you are one year closer to being 30
>>214879765i don't like this post can you please delete it
flabebe no. 2 evol down
>>214878413she is looking terrible
>>214879765ktim but 33 in a few days
>>214879810brutal
happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday
wonder if that girl i kissed in a nightclub 10 years ago ever thinks about me like i think of her at least once a week
Why are you frightened of aging?Getting older is a privilege denied to many.
>>214878414gabagool, over here
>>214878776Do you bake any Danish pastries?
>>214879835>Why are you frightened of aging?I'm not.>Getting older is a privilege denied to many.I am well aware of that.
>>214879833ktimkissed the fittest girl during freshers
no thanks
>>214879852ummy
>>214879835are you worried about going bald
>>214879852why is she naked
>>214879852:D
wanking to the first 3 seconds of that viddeo
>>214879923um
mental how rapidly uni ages a woman
>>214879902No I won't go bald because I take HRT
>>214879835Every time i look in the mirror i no longer recognise the old face staring back at me
estrogen can make women go bald if they are a succubus nymph slut phoar
shove red hot pokers up umposter bums edward ii style
Alright umcabbages. Off to bed you lot.
umcabbages
oh good they changed it up
watching tom and jerry
Forgot to take my pills before I brushed my teeth so now I have to break the "no liquids for 30 minutes after brushing" law
watching my wall
guys log on to Pokemon Go the flabebe are spawning right now for some reason
>>214880018I already have a flabebe
>>214880018have sex
>>214880039but they are spawning again
I hope we can get AZ's Floette in Legends ZAI've always liked that colour scheme for it
i dont have enough room on my phone for pokemon go and i cant get a new one because my credibt card is blocked
less than 400 fairy-type Pokemon to catch now less than 200 poison-type Pokemon to catch though
>>214880067poor mans mtg
>>214880075not even remotely similar though are they
i think i found a good swedish saffron bun recipe. i will post possibly disastrous results in december
>>214880075could be pretty poggers to go drop a bunch of money on it
May have to give dadberg a ring and see how his miserable bastard life is going
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milking#Machine_milkingusing one of these on umposters
how are you supposed to work out to build muscles, be strong and look good if when you work out you get weaker from being sore/tired
>>214880121muscle gets a CP boost from healing
>>214880121eat this 30 min after you work out
>>214880130yeah but what if when you look stronger people start fights? plus idk if this area is ever safe
>>214880138avoid public places. buy self defense weapons. mace, taser, a knife? learn about situational awareness and self defense
>>214880018pokemon go to the polls
>>214880121By enduring pain, you gain strength.
>>214880121being sore and tired doesn't make you weaker
>>214880138probably be fine as long as you're not in dark alleys on your ownplus people are less likely to start on you if you've got some size
>avoid public placesrorke completely and utterly bamboozled
>>214880134>wheyvile shit. Just eat some chicken or steak
samefag
poop
I dont have a yellow flabebe
>>214880202whats your solution to his issue of not wanting to attract negative attention while exercising and feeling like his neighborhood isnt safe? besides making a stupid joke of course
having a good time farting rn
>>214880239if someone is mean to you, retaliate with massive and devastating aggression
>>214880239it's not like he'll get huge to the point of attracting attention like that unless he does steroids
JUSTICE GET GET THAT
my psyche flips back to high the moment I get some strength in me
>>214880239no one fucking cares about rorkeno one even fucking notices him
>utterly bamboozledbet you thought he sounded smart typing this out lolfunny thing something as simple as him commenting made you react like he had hurt your feelings.>>214880276avoid the situation entirely
Lilligant is very good but people always assume if you like it you're a pokemon coomerBut really Own Tempo + Petal Dance is beastly, especially if you can get a Quiver Dance off beforehandwould also shag it too tbf but it's not why I like it
>>214880324for me it's misty
>>214880304
dont have that Pokemon yet and my research task for 20 candies glitched out or I missed it
how do i dl kindle books to my sdd?
>>214880340rorke six feet under
does anyone have the image of gigachad looking scary and like a mugshot that commiemong used to post i think
the cronem
>>214880324for me, it's lugia
>>214880370rorke doesnt exist and desu i cant wait until you guys find some other shite gimmick to force down each others throats (not)
grumpy
why dont they just give people with rabies IV water
>rorke doesn't existwho's this then
rorke using his damp laundry as his pillow because he doesn't have a pillow(rorke is me)
>>214880431i guess you could but dehydration isn't the cause of death most of the timeyour brain swells up and melts or something
>>214880431those jews can take care of themselves
>>214880432would prefer not to know. looks like some kind of alien life form
>>214880465damn that sucks
>>214880465isn't that one called brain melting disease?
rorke is antivax so i guess dying of rabies is real possibility
things that help with brain swelling: saline (given but not really supported as working fully) mannitose (sugar) doing the reverse of some body process, maybe you could give them adrenaline and that would bring blood out of their brain
>>214880503dr toby!
>>>/hm/2651153
or I guess also they could drill a hole in the skull to relieve pressure I read all that shit on ABC Australia car crash hospital
>>214880431why cant they just drink water ffs like have a sip you retard
>>214880532theyre scared need benzodiazapine
What happens in Cornwall?
what does happen in cornwall or Cornwall
>>214880545pensioners eating in spoons on a weekday at 6pm
What happens in Cornwall stays in Cornwall
I (an American) have depression and want to go kill myselfgoing to go take medication that (if I stop taking it too fast) will make me go kill myself so that if big pharma ever wants to they can just kill me
>>214880545stays in cornwall
cringe
>>214880581fomyeg
I'm CORNISH
>>214880615I just think youre a bit retarded thats all talking about "having too much faith" in Nintendo
selling my blood-brain barrier to the highest bidder
Bet Emma Watson took a big shit today. She flushed it down the toilet. What a waste.
im just lwvwlling my flabebe against spark
going bed
what the fuck is the point of giving me easy mode when I've beaten the game on normal mode
1AM dont know why you are here talking to me UwU
>>214880643i wonder if cute girls make cute dookies and then giggle every time they look at them
>>214880672sametop and tail?
give cats antidepressants even if they dont have depression. if it makes them happier then what is the argument against this except that it costs you money?
Bodyberg crying out to be put to good useBrainberg can't abandon the glowing screen
wearing my smelly fart trousers
>>214880376cmon lads its a fantastic image
>>214880672night lad
>>214880729im farting without trousers on and its bbbbbbbased
flabebe no. 3 done
fuck bois smeargle encounters are back
>>214880798>>214880798>>214880798
>>214880672are you mad or just gone to ed
