Eat the homeless to feed the rich edition
>>214888581Surely even the shittest instructor could help you pass though?
This post belongs on /pol/.
>The compressive asphyxia as a result of the crowd crush killed 183 children between 3 and 14 years of age.
neoliberal bull logging in
Hi lads brain hurts how's it foing
Chiefs lost. Get fucked Tay-Tay!
>>214888654idk mateI'm middle class and I would certainly feel a bit uncomfortable around him because I'm not around one of my ownA lot of working class people are quite rich because they don't pay VAT and commit benefit fraud when middle class people are on low wages in the public sector
Halfway between John and Jack Marston, age wise. It's really making me think.
>>214888640but they'll make you feel more nervous and drag out the whole process making it cost more
>>214888678ban evading again are we?
>>214888716?
>>214888694>A lot of working class people are quite rich because they don't pay VAT and commit benefit fraud when middle class people are on low wages in the public sectorstfu and go and switch on the Aga, its getting chilly
I hate the middle class. They ruin the economy
>>214888675>Illustration of the disaster, from Le Journal illustré
Had to put a jumper on
today`s Pocket Monsterof The dayIs ..∗drum Roll∗Maushold !!
Mysewf I'm totawwy cuwtuwawwy wowking kwass
>>214888761Turn the damn heating on
>>214888762FOMYEG
>>214888759Ye Old HillsboroughFlattendtherners not recovering.
hate povvos and don't get people who are desperate for the approval of working class runts
Lads give me a text I can send this girl to say I don't want to see her again
I've got 2nd class stamps that say up to 100g but my letter is 110g if I just put 2 stamps on does that work or would they let me of if I just used one do you reckon they can't weigh all the letters surely
>>214888762Silence!!
>>214888793"sorry pangpang i cant send money to your sick mother anymore"
>ordinary party politics but instead it becomes an ethno-relious blood feudI mean I'm quit looking forward to the Yuan being the global currency
>>214888802nah itll be fine
>>214888793Something about you not feeling a spark anymore and how you're looking for something else like umm sex with other people
Mad to think if some random paki in Grenfell Tower had replaced his fridge with a new one my life would be better by leaps and boundsInstead I've spent the past 8 years collecting certificates for barely literate fire engineers
hate how good shagging fat birds ishave a thin gf which i prefer but sex with plump women is just soooo much better
>>214888762anditemo f t h e d a y ?
seeing is being
>>214888793shot sandwich - positive:negative:positive eg.>I had a good time chatting with you and you made me laugh a few times, especially [x]. However, there's something specific I'm looking for, and I just think it wasn't there, so I think it would be better if we just keep it at friendship, but if you don't wanna talk at all that's okay. But you've got great qualities so I'm sure you'll meet the right person soon.
>>214888675 >>214888759Crowd crushes are so stupid. Children crushing each other to get toys. Liverpool supporters crushing themselves to watch mongballSensible people do not get themselves in these situations
>>214888870best of both - fat arsed thin girl
NEED a death metal nigger bf
In bed. Farting.
>>214888894cronem only though
>>214888870Probably a mental thing. You're more relaxed maybe with fat tings
I'll probably get mummified
>>214888870just go for a fatty and leave the thinnies to us, people whose stomachs are turned by rolls
>>214888889Was just one digit off some good digits
Alright lads I'm thinking of hiring an escort for the first time. I know it doesn't count as losing my virginity but I want to experience sex at least. I need some advice.It'll have to be an incall because I still live at home. Is it dangerous?Does she provide condoms or are you expected to bring condoms?What are the risks of an STD?Are you expected to give your full name?Do you need to show ID or anything like that?What does the escort agency ask you?
>>214888877Pocket Monster Item OftheDay Is ..Helix Fossil !!
>>214888885>shotthis is how MI5 would get me- my distinctive mispelling of shit as shot
had a horrible dream where I was liverpudlian
>>214888921hmmm wonder if he's projecting
just had to explain to mumberg what a groyper iswhat a time to be alive
>>214888921i also wank to bbws only
>>214888889it's a combination of crowd psychology and fluid mechanics of the environment
>>214888933>Are you expected to give your full name?>Do you need to show ID or anything like that?
I have a sex penis
>>214888889I've noticed it usually occurs among low IQ populations like Northeners or Quebecois
>>214888963mumberg and dadstein watched a documentary about fuentes once and mumberg asked me if i supported that kind of shit
>>214888939
I don’t sleep, I just dream
>>214888933Just be yourself and have fun
>>214888933You turn up at their placeGive them the moneyMaybe have a shower if the lass thinks you look stinkyMake loveLeave with herpes
What if the world had only one sex penis and all of the men would have to take turns to use it
get yourself a rugby lass
>>214888933>doesn't count as losing my virginityof course it does
Just got smoked by an electric audi the acceleration is insane
>>214888977I don't know, that's why I asked
Handball women are the best of both worlds
>>214888998i like telling them i’m an alt right mass shooter to wind them up
>>214889029it's because they don't have to change gear. a skilled driver can accelerate just as quickly
>>214888963Did you tell it's actually an /int/ meme called "Easter Toad" that an Aussie shitposter made
243 (two hundred [and] forty-three) is the natural number following 242 and preceding 244.
>>214889021unironically would- fat over muscle is very different to just fat over bone
>It soon emerged, based on emails obtained by a Freedom of Information group called U.S. Right to Know, that Daszak had not only signed but organized the influential Lancet statement, with the intention of concealing his role and creating the impression of scientific unanimity.>Under the subject line, “No need for you to sign the “Statement” Ralph!!,” he wrote to two scientists, including UNC’s Dr. Ralph Baric, who had collaborated with Shi Zhengli on the gain-of-function study that created a coronavirus capable of infecting human cells: “you, me and him should not sign this statement, so it has some distance from us and therefore doesn’t work in a counterproductive way.” Daszak added, “We’ll then put it out in a way that doesn’t link it back to our collaboration so we maximize an independent voice.”>Baric agreed, writing back, “Otherwise it looks self-serving and we lose impact.”>Baric did not sign the statement. In the end, Daszak did. At least six other signers had either worked at, or had been funded by, EcoHealth Alliance. The statement ended with a declaration of objectivity: “We declare no competing interests.”
>>214889025cope
the lad that did it wasn't even a groyper but I understand why leftpol lies about it
>>214889065no it isn't
cronem are waking up
>>214889065nothing "natural" about triple digit numbers
>counting or not counting ga-ACK
Think my boxers are too tight, knob keeps playing up
>>214889077you're literally having a sexual experience with a woman involving penis in vagina penetartion
>>214888694>A lot of working class people are quite rich because they don't pay VAT and commit benefit fraud when middle class people are on low wages in the public sectorThis reminds me of the funny sketch posted here sometimes, where the rich capitalist is having the globe for lunch and some crumbs fall towarda a famished african, but it has the roles reversed, reading "landlord" over the famished african and "tenant" over the rich guy
>>214889070Covid never happened you looney
Got to take a bath and shave for my online meeting soon
holden attention seeking again is it
>>214889105
Free shipping as well
detest nigger folx
>>214889118Imageboard, not descriptionboard
>>214889141kek
>penetartion
>>214889143Does he come with the excavator?
>>214889046Couldn’t be more wrong.Modern electric cars are among the fastest acceleration cars ever made. Electric motors give instant torque from zero rpm it’s got nothing to do with them not having to change gears
girls
>>214889141sxrwmaing
>>214889162Being AliExpress they'll probably send a Chinaman in his place
>>214889133you know you’re allowed to just ignore posts you don’t like, don’t you rorke? xx
>>214889163Accelerating **
>>214889180Turns outLittle Chinese fella
>>214889192thanks for that, I couldn't make head nor tail of the post before that correction
reckon my fav part of the assassination was the soylord in the crowd who screamed NOOO CHARLIEEE like he personally knew the cunt
>>214888921cute paki feet
How come no one says chicks with dicks anymore? Shame that phrase just died away
modern small boat cronem are among the fastest quicktappers alive. small boat cronem give instant slamming from zero thrusts it's got nothing to do with them not having to warm up
Apparently we're all being made redundant at workBeen here almost 6 years so I'll get 6 weeks payMight just top meself
>>214888933LOLonly some ask for ID (don't show it ever)some ask for a deposit which is normalDON'T BE SILLY, WRAP YOUR WILLY!!!if you get a bj without a condom THOROUGHLY check her mouth for cold sores, though it's not worth the riskwatch out because some of them will try and have a conversation with you to run out as much of rhe clock as they can. get in there and whip that thing out as soon as you give her the money. women are greedy jews and don't want to do the work they are paid for (unbelievable right?)any more questions you have, feel free to ask. I see escorts on occasion
>>214889239because some girls have dicks rorke its just the way it is and we dont need to mention it
>>214889239They all moved to China and they don't let them posts that there
>>214889105>>214889141lol, got the video?
>>214889239same with shemale, ladyboy, he-she, trap we’re losin recipes
>>214889232What's he supposed to say? "Nooo Mr Kirk"?
>>214889262yeah it's on /pol/
>>214889233my gf looks like this
>>214889251lmao corpo killing itself because its god doesn't need it anymore
>>214889262search #CharlieSquirt on twitter
>>214889251top me first! *licks lips and ponders you having your way with me*
>>214889228No need to be like that just because you were wrong is there mate
>>214889152Quite a self-confident cunt aren't you?
See man riding a glovo biki
>>214889301just cos I shag em doesn't mean I like em
>>214889293Gay that lad x
>>214889232I remember that it was fucking hilarious. Proper from the heart like it was his child or something
Poo wee snot wank
>>214888933get your own condoms just in case, also most escorts don't work foe an agency they do it themselves
>>214889254Are you the state gynaecologist inspecting the brothels?
>>214889301The left not being sex obsessed degenerates: 1 second challenge
>>214889308See what you've done there is you've been an ESL retard
putting crisps in the microwave still in the packet
>>214889294sorry, your punctuation isn't quote right- consequently I'm not able to decipher this post All the best
>>214889346My phrasing was flawless, in contrast to yours, so you resort in impotent-rage-fuelled namecalling. Suck my William, bitch.
>>214889318lefties obviously have a plethora of well documented mental issues, but i really wonder what causes this sort of blind devotion to political figures that you often see in right wingersa lot of yanks literally see trump as a father figure for example it’s bizarre
>>214889346Sent that greaseball into the stratosphere
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WXPvvXJ7Vq8
>>214889333no wtf? lol I only inspect brothels with my penis ;)
>>214889375>My phrasing was flawless>resort inretarded wog lol
>>214889310this is what it's all about- gangs coming together, putting down the 9 and living in harmony yeah, one love, big up London
>isn't quote right
just pissed out me arse
>>214889249Thoughts on this lad?
>My phrasing was flawless, in contrast to yours, so you resort in impotent-rage-fuelled namecalling. Suck my William, bitch.
>A boy was left needing surgery after an alleged deliberate hit-and-run in Melbourne.
>>214889404chucked that brown mong into the sun
Correcting escorts on current vice law when they tell me it's illegal for me to act for bareback
>>214889424hrmmm i wonder which impoverished central african nation the individuals involved are from
cracking thread so far i can't lie
>>214889404I bet many savage germanics do that mistake
>>214889377so some yanks on twitter saying they'd been praying to God that he'd rise from the dead after 3 days
if steroids didn't make you go bald i'd take emjust would rather have hair than be bald with the best body on the planet
>>214889416don't get it
Are nige !top LAD proper CLOBBER#votereform
>>214889450>do that mistakeyou are so fucking brown it’s unreal
>>214889445genuinely felt bad for those little black kids that got stabbed the other week
>>214889445Probably white, the vast majority of hit-and-runs.>>214889404Was talking about that one>>214889308
What N word that ends in R would you never want to call a black person?Neighbour.
>>214889487LMAO why isn't he using chatgpt to check his grammar
>>214889480cos you know nothing about british culture you silly twat
>do that mistake
>>214889478Same here if I ever start thinning I’m getting on them straight away
>>214889416when did we collectiveky decide that dressing in pyjamas in daily life is acceptable?
>>214889509yeah?
>>214889487Many people say that
>>214889494yeah that was fucked
>>214889487
>>214889480President-elect of the Oxford Union, George Abaraonye
>>214889520he woke up at the gherkin with two katies and had no time to dress up
might do a poo
smothering nan with a pillow so I can get my inheritance early
Rorke SPEECHLESS
>>214889377leftoids believe their ideal post racial egalitarian is inevitable, that the actual leaders are completely irrelevant because their future is promised to themthat's why they go absolutely mental when they lose elections, they believe the evil white man is keeping them from eternal blissrightoids on the other hand believe they are the underdogs of history, that they're fighting some form of primordial evil, as such they tend to see leaders more as saviours navigating the storm for them
>10cm AND thin...LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!!!!
>>214889522yeah
>>214889560very insightful
>Many people say thatMany ESL retards lol
>>214889494genuinely saw people saying "hmm the racists are quiet on this one!" about that
So many anglos say "would of", "make a picture", "irregardless".You are in safe hands, you can stop coping anytime soon.
doing a think
>>214889526if you’re trying to improve your english by immersing yourself amongst its speakers or whatever then 4chan is NOT the place to do it
visiting an escort and asking her to speak dirty bit correcting her grammar while I'm timidly thrusting (without making eye contact)
>>214889549i know, but i didn't know that people were upset with the way he was dressed
greekmong melty!
>>214889560>lefties believe what I just made up in my headCracking recipe for historical analysis
>>214889614I just don't like people with that skin colour
we got freddie kruger joining reform before gta 6 :skull:
>>214889560the evil white (and jewish) man actually is keeping us from eternal bliss doe
>>214889630>>lefties believe what I just made up in my headyep that's you too>u-um people who disagree aren't r-real lefties :'(gigacope
>>214889602I'm trying to immerse myself in your mother's fanny, how's that you funka pop kangaroo marsipo-licker?
>>214889560anyone who says anything is politically inevitable is dumb and you don't have to listen to them
Can’t think of a reason not to finance an RS6
>>214889630alri mate give us a portion of gyros and do you do doner?
>>214889638*cuts my dick of with a rusty saw* ye
>>214889553LOL! but your trolling could be much more effective if you learnt more about british culture
>>214889630Think he summed up leftists quite well. The only leftists that don't fit that analysis are Lenin and Hitler, but they are historical anomalies
>>214889655this would’ve been way funnier without that reddity broken english second part
>George Abaraonye, a student at the University of Oxford who became president-elect of the debating society after a vote in June, posted several comments in a WhatsApp group appearing to celebrate what happened:>"Charlie Kirk got shot loool"lmaoooo
gonna post fluttershys later today
>>214889669nice one 190 aha
>>214889681um x
>>214889678You laughed (but only inside of you)
>>214889681forbidden
>>214889680LOL
>the conservatioves are over lol
>I'm trying to immerse myself in your mother's fanny, how's that you funka pop kangaroo marsipo-licker?
https://youtu.be/i_Z2yrcCwTE
>>214889695what the fuck does this even mean you slimy brown swarthy shitskin wog bastard
>>214889630yes that's what they actually believethe marxist understanding of history literally believes communism is 100% inevitable>>214889660yes well you may have noticed leftypol is rapidly unraveling
>inside of you
>>214889680in another ons he said>Charlie Kirk go shot let's fucking goodhe'd just been talking to him at the union a few weeks ago I think
Corrr
>>214889713Yeah you liked that too
>>214889726>>Charlie Kirk go shot let's fucking goodthis greek mong must have typed it up for him
>>214889711Kek at all these Tories detecting to save their skinProbably know an election will be called next year
her neck game crazy, got me gushing like charlie
>>214889720>the marxist understanding of history literally believes communism is 100% inevitableHas nothing to do with elections you retard
You can't say the late Yank p*litical figure's name or janny brings the hammy fyi
love picking my nose and putting the bogies under my deskout of sight out of mind
>>214889732Is that why those jap ladies have such big shits in those scat videos
The owner of Irregular Choice, a quirky shoe shop in Bond Street, Brighton took to social media to share the "very sad news" that the store will close on September 28, and the website will be deactivated shortly after.The shop hit the headlines back in 2015, when MP Angela Rayner claimed she ordered a £195 pair of novelty four-inch R2-D2 heels – only to discover they had sold out.Ms Rayner fired off a letter on Commons notepaper to the manager of the Brighton store and sent a copy to the head office, warning “poor customer service” would “cost” the outlet.The Brighton store manager phoned around to find a pair and found some in her size in China.But when he rang to tell her the good news, he said she “ranted” at him then hung up without giving him a chance to explain.
>>214889732is she shitting under there?>>214889744I'm phoneposting and I have big thumbs okay :'(
Conservative MP Danny Kruger has defected to Reform UK.Kruger has been an MP since 2019, and sits on Kemi Badenoch's team as a shadow work and pensions minister."The Conservatives are over," he told a press conference, sitting alongside Reform party leader Nigel Farage.
>detecting
>>214889761>Has nothing to do with elections you retardFor many leftists it does, sorry if this doesn't align with your dogma
>how many katies you done clarted?
in the club off da perc got hoes gushing like charlie kirk
>>214889711why would anybody want to vote reform now that they've filled themselves with tories
>>214889761I didn't say it has anything to do with elections you genuine thick cunt
>>214889790nigga did his year abroad in Tortuga
CHARLIE'S IN A BOX
ha same picture 3 times
(sitting in the front church row at my nans funeral)(takes out my phone)(incredibly loud sound of clash of clans being opened echoes throughout the cathedral)
might start talking about politics
>>214889786>For many leftistsThis means nothing. What is "many"? I can equally claim "for many leftists it doesn't".
thinking about how Charlie kirks kids are going to grow up without a dad LOL!
>>214889680>>214889726Thing that baffled me the most after seeing a picture of the debate is what he's wearingHow do you go to an event like this and think this is an appropriate thing to wearHe really should have been turned away at the door, have standards slipped that much?
Defecting should be illegal. At least make it so that when you want to defect you have to announce it and you can't be in politics until the next elections are over. It's just crazy that you can do it on a whim
>>214889790I bet he clarts a few nice middle class katies at oxford x
Country's fucked lads
I've got somethign relaly important to say about current events
>>214889526>Many people say thatThis means nothing. What is "many"? I can equally claim "for many don't"
>>214889835svbrimg
>>214889842mmhmm
>>214889772>In response, head of retail Daniel Theophanides said he was shocked, adding: ‘It was the wording of the complaint on House of Commons headed paper. One was addressed to head office and the other was sent to the shop in Brighton.>‘The store manager saw it and that wasn’t nice, it was cruel. I wouldn’t dream of writing a letter of complaint on company headed paper.’>In fact, manager Daniel Theophanides was so shaken by the letter that he phoned around until he found a pair in her size in China.>But when he rang her up to tell her, he claimed she wouldn’t even listen to him and put the phone down.>The Ashton-under-Lyne MP later tweeted about what happened, writing: ‘Shame they sold my pair after I waited months on their list & been a customer 4 years. Poor customer service.’>After the exchange with the shop went public, she told the M.E.N. in a statement: ‘There appears to have been a breakdown in communications with the company, which is regrettable.’>She added: ‘My complaint was about the poor level of customer service and the attitude of a member of staff, who appears to be seeking headlines in tabloid newspapers rather than concentrating on providing a decent service to customers.’>This afternoon she appeared to have deleted her Twitter account.That's pretty weird stuff actually
kill walshcunts
nth for the gyaldem
>>214889836I am guessing that he's not gonna follow western culture in a debate society where people can represent their views
>>214889872corrrr the good old days. mad how quickly they walled
>>214889854>>214889833greekmong is getting absolutely mindraped today
>>214889850janny, keep a watchful eye on this lad
Should be illegal not to advertise clearly on the front if something has pea protein in it, these wraps taste and smell absolutely vile
>>214889835his wife just told them he’s on a work trip so they don’t even know yet LOL
>>214889836>How do you go to an event like this and think this is an appropriate thing to wearYour Whiteness is showing
pooROARpooROAR
>>214889871Oh, hello there, folks! Bradley Walsh here, and blimey, what a matchup we've got tonight in this absolute barnstormer of a death match. It's Warwick Davis, the pint-sized powerhouse from Willow and all those wizarding films, going toe-to-toe with Phil Mitchell, the EastEnders hardman who's built like a brick outhouse. But let's be honest, Warwick doesn't stand a chance here, does he? Poor lad's family are ringside, watching every brutal second. Mum, dad, the kids, all looking on in horror. Heartbreaking stuff.Right, the bell rings, and they're off! Phil's staggering out, hungover as a skunk after a night on the sauce down the Queen Vic. He's fuming, red in the face, veins popping like he's about to explode. Warwick's darting about, trying to use his speed, but Phil's not having it. He lunges in, grabs Warwick by the scruff, and oh my days, that's a proper East End wallop! Warwick's down already, scrambling on the canvas.Phil's not messing about. He's pinning him now, knee on the chest, and Warwick's family are screaming from the front row. "Get up, Dad!" But no joy. Phil's leaning in close, breath reeking of last night's lager, and he's going for the eyes! Gouging them out like he's digging for buried treasure. Warwick's thrashing, but it's no good. Phil's thumbs are in deep, crushing through the sockets, straight into the skull. Crack! That's the bone giving way, folks. Blood everywhere, the crowd's going mental.And it's over! Phil Mitchell stands tall, victorious, wiping his hands on his trousers. Warwick's family are in bits, poor souls. What a savage end. Back to you in the studio.
pooscreaming
poo rumbler
>>214889854sent that black cunt back to slavery
>>214889887business as usualdont know why he insists on being here it doesn’t seem enjoyable at all
Twisted firestarter
screm
>>214889833>doesn't know what "many" meansESL retard moment!
poo scrubber
*pulls a dark fella out of my coat and throws it*Go go gadget nigger
reminder that the bradleymong got completely DONE on the chasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMcQpkMXXchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMcQpkMXXc
the poo chumbler
>>214888759Greedy fucks
>>214888889Scousers crying about Hillsborough is hilariousTrue traitors so I have no sympathy for themThey fly scouse not English flags so its morally justified to hate them as much a s you hate niggers, poos and pakis (which should be a lot)
why you bullying this greek lad he didnt do anything
>>214889969fuckup thannasis or i’ll shag all fifteen of your sisters
>>214889962>They fly scouse not English flags Ive never actually seen this irl
shit screaming
>>214889962What’s a scouse flag lol
>>214890002whys he got one eye
>>214889680KEKW
considering going to leftypol clubs to see what they're on about these days
>>214890027
That Korean Halloween crush was pretty mentalwouldn't have happened to me as I would've just climbed up but I saw loads of dead people just squashed up with living people while they screamedVery disturbing
>>214889836nigga we dont wear 3 piece suits to uni anymore its 2025
>>214890043yeah cheers for that mate great stuff
>>214890043
>>214889836cronem pulled up smelling like loud pack spitting some game for the oxford timmies
>>214889254>>214889328Ever got an STD? How safe is it with a condom?
>>214890043Get that cock and bollocks chopped off, ffs
>>214890043>self harm marksWas it ever in doubt
Rubes dressed up for union debatesYou're play acting as MPs and that it does make sense to have some decorum
Many are saying this
>lose an argument>start posting tranny cocksodd reaction
Kittenbergs are on a mad one
>>214889923do you reckon those ear tattoos are meant to distract people from looking at his head? yh that must be it
>>214890126absurdly fit tho
poo niggering
Enjoy watching a 50 something Chinese woman trying to fart my semen out in the shower too much to use a condom
sad she cockmogs me
niggaz be showin up to the function in they ecko trackies and total 90 football boots
>>214890125>>214890125>>214890125
you dont want to awaken the beast inside you fucking bitch
>>214890055This isn't just some random lecture though is it, it's a debate event as part of a historical and respected institutionAnd there's a middle ground between a three piece suit and looking like you just rolled out of bed
>>214889854You hear it a lot>>214889803>>214889560>that's why they go absolutely mental when they lose elections>>214889932Kek
>>214890007That is actually class, top lel
>>214890043CORRRR
