sammy thighs edish
yhe bimble
*N-Dubz playing on my Walkman phone*
might get the twink pissplay videos on
nth for the baddiedem
>>214890204grim
>>214890204we're going to put you in jail for a long time
think reform winning the election will simply be one of the funniest things to ever happen
poo grangle
CHARLIE’S IN A BOXIN A BOXCHAAARLIE’S IN A BOX
>>214890234american election 2016 was a good laugh
>>214889301They have a point. Rational people want to shag attractive women of any ethnicity. But Rorke is not rational.
>>214890218Wtf, he'd fucking love it there
>>214890234what would farage’s britain look like
the poo chumbler has passed away
>>214890265Is that the skobodo toilet I hear about these days
>>214890216Kek absolutely state of that red head
>>214890125>>214889854 #You hear it a lot>>214889803 #>>214889560 #>that's why they go absolutely mental when they lose elections>>214889932 #Kek
>>214890218three squares a day and all the bum fun i can handle? umm yes please
>>214890303UM x
>>214890260>It's ain't sad that I want my child to look like me? Every intelligent person wants their child to look like him.Muhammad Ali big time rorke
>>214890291replying to a post from the old thread is pathetic enough let alone four of them you saddo wog
>>214890259this would be funnier because british leftoids are simply a different breed>>214890279probably a shithole because he's not going to actually deport anyone and reform are just the tories by another name
i just don't find many foreign women that attractive(by foreign I mean black and brown)
mmhmm xx
anyone screaming
>>214890329seething hard I see
>>214890090if you use condoms correctly they are 99% safe, make of thay what you will. I don't usually have sex (vaginas are gross!) I like to live dangerously and get blowjobs without a condom. if I get herpes I think that'll be the push I need to finally kill myself
>>214890291an english rose
The Panic in No10 this morning.Is off the scale.
leftypol painting a fake tunnel on a rock wallrorke running into it and getting a giant egg shaped lump on his head
>>214890351see even if i was seething i wouldn’t be angry five minutes lateryou on the other hand will be retarded forever
no clue what mumberg and dadfreak even eat in a day cause theres never any fucking food in the house
>>214890354Sad retarded mongo life
>>214890334I only like British Isles and Southern European women, thanks for listening
>>214890377my pedophile uncle sent this to me on whatsapp
>>214890393don't you eat family meals together at the table?
>>214890377scmroblr
>>214890414he ever shag you up the arse
>>214890414what age did he nonce you?
>>214890395but enough about yourself
can't wait until this website is banned and we can all kill ourselves
>>214890430>>214890433i was too ugly he left me alone
Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke (15 July 1961 – 26 August 2025) was a British man known for his criminal convictions for harassment. He was convicted of touching and measuring the muscles of young men and asking them to squat his body weight. Commonly known by the nickname Purple Aki, which he deemed racist, he preferred to be known as "Andy".[1]
>>214890438dogshite zinger
sweet chilli rice crackers from the snack organisation
>>214890460good to hear that
hate the fact I've run out of poo. just sitting here trying to squeeze out a little more just so I can sit here longer
>>214890453Not me. I live a relatively normal and fulfilling life
>>214890492hate when you do this for too long and you end up just squirting out bowel grease
>>214890479that's why I don't eat KFC anymore
>>214890291yes you mong I mentioned elections as one example of a way to get into power, I didn't say it was the only onethe point is that leftoids see history as linear, with them slowly but surely achieving nirvana and the particulars of how that's achieved are irrelevant don't even know what you're trying to argue against here, this is how leftist philosophers have always analysed history
>>214890462Could have sworn he died a few years ago.. proper mandela effect in effect there
Catberg using the bergflap when the door is wide open
>>214890527Stop talking like a toddler
>>214890527what a mong
>>214890438Evenin' Bruce, how's the wife?
poo roaring
catberg refusing to go outside because of the wind and just meowing at me like i can turn it off
I have always liked the concept of the upper normie. An upper normie is someone who holds conventional mainstream opinions but is a bit more intelligent than the average and thus considers themselves to be more sophisticated than the normal normies.
fuck you all
>>214890541murdered on the bus on her way home from toil by a feral nigger
>>214890547cutey
>>214890540giving you a stiffy is it you sick freak
>>214890566mama mia!
>>214890559How many more characters have you created in your schizo head canon?
does anyone else's dogberg bark at you when you try to give a blowjob
>>214890547catberg did this to me earlier kekopened the door to let her out and we got blasted with wind so she screamed at me like it was my fault and ran back inside x
Tell me about a piece of media you have seen in the past but haven't been able to find since.
have just replied to the wrong post so I'll be closing the tab and coming back later to pretend it didn't happen x
>>214890579Bizarre outburst.
>>214890512>leftoids see history as linear, with them slowly but surely achieving nirvana and the particulars of how that's achieved are irrelevantMaybe parties and groups, but historical materialism is the exact opposite of viewing history in such ideological terms. The purpose of it is exactly to be consciously opposed to any ideological frames, especially those constructed by power. Also next time clarify.
>>214890326Yeah I would say he was a Rorke. What's the logic in only wanting to shag women of your own ethnicity? If you're willing to shag attractive women of any ethnicity then the pool of available women is much larger.
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
people say michael owen is boring because he doesn't watch films but that actual makes him far more interesting than normies
Off work all week and I'm bored already.
>>214890596Like about 20 different cfnm videos I used to wank to 15 years ago
Might have sex with my girlfriend today
>>214890631Have you heard him be interviewed he's very boring
floating around in my incel aquarium licking algae off the glass
>>214890625As he just said. Wants his kids to look like him. Pretty simple
having a headache because I slept too much
>>214890666Rancid fish
I miss the Tudors the heroic Henry the Seventh and the beautiful Elizabeth the First
>>214890631Hes a genuine dullard
>>214890620*nods and pretends to have even slightly understood this schizobabble*yeah nah for sure haha anyway just the souvlaki combo and a pepsi max cheers boss
>>214890618love the pigs one
>>214890631>>214890660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD3OhC4hoF4
Mental how brainwashed greekmong is considering how unwashed the rest of him is
>>214890422From age 11 onward I would take my meals upstairs to eat them alone, in front of the PC. It was preferable to sitting in the living room or dining table and having to endure my insane mother. Now 32 years old I am quite severely socially stunted. It is what it is.
don't get any birds in my garden so i've taken to feeding the slugs bits of lettuce
>>214890706s
>>214890620historical materialism states that the material conditions of capitalism inevitably leads to communismI've actually read marx unlike you and 99% of the other biomass
crawling around my incel terrarium on all six legs
pigs are under appreciated pets
What's wrong with being boring?>grrrr entertain me! that's your job after all
What are the memes and gimmicks to look for in a new monitor these days? Haven't bought one in about 15 years, always just used ones people didn't want anymore or stolen from office storerooms.
>>214890652I bet she's fat and ugly
accidentally stepped on a slug last week and I saw it contract and die because I didn't put enough weight on it to crush it outrightbeen bothering me since
>>214890618
>>214890667That's just illogical. Whether you have kids with a white woman or a brown woman, the amount of your DNA in those kids is the same.
Dutchads.State of your hair?
>>214890760got a sneaking suspicion this may have been ai generated
>>214890750Maybe it just rolled up to pretend to be dead
>>214890765Mixed race children dont look like children with parents of the same race. Youre illogical
>>214890596Tons of them but they are mostly fragments in my mind. Like, I remember the album artwork on youtube but not the name.
was going to make lunch but dadberg is making soup so i'll leave it for a bit despite being quite hungry
>>214890746can't go wrong with this oneonce you go above 32 inch they're all ultrawide and/or curved so bear that in mindhttps://www.overclockers.co.uk/samsung-32-ls32dg302euxxu-g30d-1920x1080-180z-1ms-freesync-odyssey-widescr-mon-sam-02992.html
>>214890596that webm I seen on tv where a bunch of officers were having a party and dancing with women and they would raise their leg and show their fannies
Browsing /brit/ naked when I should be in the bath instead.
>>214890705baffling that some people lack any self-awareness whatsoever
Is Britain the perfect country and why doesn't America want to be part any more?
>>214890750ruins my day whenever i step on a snail. i don’t care if they’re pests they’re my little slimy friends
grim. Would've been kino
>>214890841imagine a rapist being a head of state aha that’d be mad x
Diane Abbott, Zarah Sultana, Sadiq Kahn ect are absolute archetypal smug 5th columnist foreignersThey vary from a mild dislike to outright hostility to anything to do with the native population or cultureGoing to be very satisfying seeing them and people of their ilk lose their seats next election
>>214890839you have said the actual truth.
>>214890863pretty mad that we're seeing both the tories and labour dying in real time
I'm a papist a rapist of youth
>>214890863honestly who the hell would vote tory though
>>214890890who will replace Abbot in Hackney?
>>214890909Those of an IQ higher than 90.
>>214890890ok
>>214890903you know who else we just saw die in real time?
Danny Kruger is a ZOG RightoidHe's part of the whole "National Conservatism" gang organised by Yoram Hazony lol
It's only northern monkeys and council estate dwelling biomass who vote Reform.
>>214890917Abbot won't lose tbf but sultana is currently on course to get trounced
>>214890928yeah the entire moderate right oops
>>214890931ok
>>214890823Is a 180hz monitor really necessary? My computer is quite old and I don't play new games often on it. I know fuck all about them but I've heard with 144hz and above you might get frame rate issues or tearing, that true?Need to pop to the shop in 2 hours as I feel useless with my PC at the moment.
>Going to be very satisfying seeing them and people of their ilk lose their seats next election
>>214890919your bait isnt what it used to be adam
get the fucking green biomass sent back to mars
blud thinks he's einsteinactually einhundertstein
>>214890952>immediate accusatory schizo postConcession accepted.
>>214890959chorlting
rorke champing at the bit to give those traditional parties, especially the tories, a big fuck you as he casts his vote for Reform (85% Tory defectors)
just had 1151 damage there in The Binding of Isaac
>>214890959Made more sense in your head now did it
The WFH dream is over for me ladsToilberg has brought the hybrid axe down upon my womfy neck50% time in the office, minimum
>>214890909Tory support is shockingly resilient. There is a latent 15% of the electorate in this country, mostly middle class home-owning southerners, who literally only care about muh house prices and muh taxes. They occasionally make noise about other issues and threaten to pull their support, but like a battered housewife or a dog returning to its sick they always go crawling back.
Is that a fanny?
>>214890977same happened to me it simply shouldn't be legal mate
>>214890977why do they insist on doing this
>>214890977Just get diarrhoea constantly or pretend your IBS is flaring up.
>>214890977Good desu, all this WFH stuff is breeding incels galore
niggers are disgusting beastfolx that crawled out of the depths of the Mariana trench and are unworthy of life. Mashallah may they all perish, the children die first
>>214890977we got an increase to 2 days in office per week
>>214891002sensational post
>>214890977Good.
>>214890977just dont go in me
>>214891001>>214891012it's always working class runts that say this
>>214891002 bit rude x
>>214890994because toilbergs are obsessed with squeezing every bit of productivity from you and they think if they are breathing down your neck in office they can get you to do morethen there's the whole teamwork/culture shite that they think will develop if they throw people in an office often
At the centre of our capital, is a Poland flag.The humiliation...
>>214891037What incellious nonsense is this?
I’m still 100% work from home. Feels amazing.
>>214891037shaggable lopunny
will griggs on fire your defence is terrified
>>214891046wplace
/brit/ historians i need your help, was there ever a pattern of migration from france to england around the 1500s-1700s that weren't huguenots? trying to find out why a lot of my ancestors were from aquitaine and moved here around that time
elon musk live broadcast incel drivel in to my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
>>214891061yes
>>214890288she's peng
>>214891061is grok down?
>>214891037Why does Ukraine get two hearts?
>>214891053>counting or not counting ga-ACK
>>214890996>Sorry can't come in, shat myself>Sorry can't turn my camera on, shat myself
elon musk hacking into my neuralink and forcing me to wank to his JOI
>>214891071cool>>214891074not using ai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHxeTLRoOVwthe hypocritical charlie kirk exposed by a vegan
>>214891096i was lying
>>214891088It's literally that easy. Supposed to be on 6 days per month but I only do about 1 or two and even then just the afternoon.Spending the morning shitting myself, you see.
>>214890977is your team not all over the country? I won't be forced to go into an office because toilberg is hundreds of miles away
>>214890800>Mixed race children dont look like children with parents of the same raceWhy does that matter?>Youre illogicalNot at all. If I get along with an attractive brown woman, it would be illogical for me to stop talking to her just because some people get upset about interracial relationships.
i get to toil from home because i called toilberg racist for making me come into the office
>>214891135scr
>>214891135sacked tranny ahh gimmick
>>214891135yeah we don't need a reminder of your shitty gimmick pal
rorke and leftypol
>>214891135nigga gets no replies so he goes and screenshots his own posts in the archivethat is tragic
>>214891130Yes there's people from all overToilberg doesn't careContract says our workplace is HQ, so toughApparently they've been reducing number of remote contracts over the last year or so to lessen the impact
>>214891114ohhhhh youuuuuuuuuu!
>>214891101It is a completely hypocritical position to moralise against something like abortion and not be a vegan
Why don't countries split in the middle and one side can be a white ethnostate and the other can be a lefty melting pot
>>214891151>>214891167it’s not me you schizos
>>214890975no it still makes sense now I've posted it
>>214891061There were small enclaves of French craftsmen working in London and other major cities in the 17th century. Mainly in specialised high-demand professions like clockmakers and furniture makers. The only reason I know this is because the guy they blamed for the Fire of London was a Frenchmanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hubert
>>214891186why dont we just not give up our country
>>214891178grim
>>214891189yes it isbe quiet
snatching pigeons out of the air at the local park and biting their heads off
>>214891140are you black how did you get away with that
>>214891212poosc
Sending my best wishes to the paedophile uncle in his endeavours of grooming his /brit/posting nephew
don't want my children to look like me cos I'm an ugly cunt
facial looks is 90% neck
>>214890990Begin with your family.
freaky ass niggas need to stay they ass inside
>>214891178mad how toilbergstiens think there's anything to gain from 'work culture'office jobs are just teams meetings, filling out spreadsheets and replying to emails, all of this can be done from home
might get the probiotics in my bellyhelp with the tummy trouble I've been having maybemaybe neck some actimels tooare these real or a scam for people like me
>>214891198Perhaps not the UK specifically, but the US has more than enough landmass to do that Let whites have their own ethnostate
niece and nephew don't know I exist as my sister and I don't speak
teaching sign language swear words to the gorillas at the zoo
>>214891252your fault i bet
>>214891224Be positive, the ugliness might mellow out.
I hate niggersGood day
>>214891232Problem with is they wouldn't have such developed jaw bones if their necks were really that thin. Can't have one without the other
>>214891185it's telling that he never did a one on one debate with a vegan
no one noticed that i trimmed my beard
putting food out for crows, then snatching one and pruning my bollock hairs with its beak
>>214891242get some apple cider vinegar and kefir you don't need the overpriced pupose-sold shite
you vill engage in small talk and forge personal relationships with colleagues
>>214890719And just like the 99% of readers you claim, you both misunderstood Marx AND conflated marxism-leninism/USSR's foreign policy doctrine.
>>214891273yes, big jaw and neck makes you a gigachad, hard to go wrong with it
>>214891287...yhbecause it's the thing that makes us human...
>>214891287Yh? Wont go further though
>>214891287more like your colleagues are having a laugh and you're the runt that's too awkward to join in so they have to force you lmao
>>214891252white people be like: >i won't speak to you anymorefor the least reason
>>214891185How so?
lookism is just repressed homosexuality
>>214890125KWAB
kin ell that woman's thighs are making very hard
>>214891287It's too late now I've been working at my current place a year and spoken to no one. To go in one day and pretend I care about them would ring false.I'd need to start a new job and pretend to care from Day 1.
>>214891309project on
>>214891185Me? Pro-bacon and pro-abortion.
>>214891285Kefir consumption is deffo the one simple dietary change anyone can make that is absolutely not snake oil. Didn't fart for months on it with zero bloat. Permaclear skin. Reduced cravings for garbage.
>>214891287hate office culturehate work culture of any kind reallyhate that to survive in this goyworld you have to pretend to be friends with people who you would’ve called fags in school, as well as people who would’ve called you a faghave definitely made some great friends through work but they’re few and far between
Wobbling a sheet of plastic Rolf Harris style and making animal noises as catberg runs in three dimensions of terror
>>214891338You've been exposed, runt.
>>214891351>>214891338
>>214890343>side axis: 0-1.0 whatever that means you people are so retarded
>>214891347only people who say shit like this are redditors and losers who can't even fit in at work
missed out on getting a new work laptop because i was too lazy to go to the office. just wasn't interested
Watching a horror movie on DVD with my old roommates (they're 38)
>>214891320So by your logic, surgeons who operate on men's jaws to make them more aesthetic are repressed homosexuals?
>>214891364did you not read the last bit of my post
>>214891315because he advocates for reducing suffering and preserving life in one case and against it in the other
>>214891365fascinating
i want to be wanked off by a professional and domineering milf possibly a strict victorian maid
climbing trees and drying my freshly spaffed boxers with squirrels
Belgium flag poster is a loser in real life who wants to be popular and agreed with but cant be because hes a cringe faggot and a creep maladaptive daydreaming runt halfcast 3/5ths of a person
dont think i will drink this weekend i think i will chill and play the new dying light game
>>214891392it's posts like mine that keep this train running
rorke making sure he looks good before going on his incelwalk
>>214891340I respect your morally consistent position
>>214891414Mhmm, dats rite x
>>214891414yes but he is a funny social commentator
>>214891370reckon you should just be given a massive injection of morphine and left to quietly die if you're still flatsharing in your late 30syour life's failed and there's unironically no coming back at that point
>>214891376no, obsessing over mens looks and worshipping them as some kind of faultless chad demigod is
>>214891133It matters because he wants his kids to look like him?
I work in quite a weird workplace in that we're mostly tech workers but we have a unionalways funny watching all of the dorky runts argue about toil policies on the all-hands teams chat with things like like "ummm where's the evidence that 3 days in the office leads to better productivity??" when they haven't joined the unionas if boardberg is going to listen to the arguments of some retard earning 10% of their salary
>>214891388veganism and abortion aren't in conflict
>*in interactive museum*>"The olden days were a dangerous struggle!" *DRIP, DRIP, DRIP sound effect*>"There were plagues," *HACKING COUGH sound effect*>"Wars..." *SWORD-CLASHING AND MUFFLED SHOUTING sound effect*>"And religious intolerance" *FIREPLACE CRACKLING sound effect*>"But people learned to just carry on with life!" *AMBIENT PORT MARKET SOUNDS, HAMMERING, SEAGULLS, HAGGLING, CRANES, COIN BAG CLINKING*
>>214891431he is out of touch with reality and a maladaptive daydreamer who comes here after sitting alone all day thinking up things, to be ignored in the thread
Rorkes bedroom still getting barged into all hours of the day at the ripe old age of 30
shadowboxing in the car park for a few seconds before i go inside for my job interview at red rooster
>>214891453they are
rorke referring to his mum and dad as his "roommates"
>>214891028If you can do your job from home it's fake mate
Never understood how grown men can play video games. They lost all appeal to me when I was about 14.
>>214891388So? It's you who has framed it in such broad utilitarian terms, not him
>>214891457Great post. Enjoyed this.
I am going to be raping this thread whenever I feel like it until I say I finished and you are going to take that until you all start reporting his posts
>>214891471apple scrumble
>>214891073Webm unrelated?
>calendar invite for a week long training in london next monthcoming home, boys.
>>214891423takes me ages to decide on what to wear before my incelwalks and I always end up on a variation of 2 or 3 outfits. do other people worry about this stuff so much?
>>214891435how old are you and what’s your living situation then
>>214891459It shouldn’t make you feel better that there is another freak in this thread mousey. You are closer to him than you are to us, you’re both in the same category.
>>214891435I'm much younger calm downBut yeah they're insane and have 0 savings at 38 the both of themI am looking to buy a house soon but they still live week to weekThey just don't care That's fine though NGL they work a lot and that's okay, better than being some filthy layout dole scrounging nigger or asylum seeker, that's what I say, they might be retarded but they contribute
>>214891472And what do you do that's so socially useful that has you on /brit/ at midday on a Monday?
>>214891457high tier post
>>214891467based
>>214891484just that it's hypocritical
>>214891505at least you can start to admit that he is a freak here before you go in for another round of supporting this subhuman
>>214891478you’re on fucking 4chan you uptight nonce
>>214891493We are used to it and we mentally filter you and him when you’re both attention seeking. Waste your time if you want, you won’t change anything.
>>214891517I'm pooing
>>214891478What are your hobbies
>>214891529this is sad
>>214891535this but with r9k FREAKS calling others freaks as an insult genuinely. genuine freaks. genuinely this. this is a fact
>>214891529Isn't that a famous woman? Why is she having dinner with a loser?
>this but with r9k FREAKS calling others freaks as an insult genuinely. genuine freaks. genuinely this. this is a fact
>>214891531How so?
>>214891551you are now getting raped by me until ive said I cumP.S. you are a part of the problemP.P.S. stop replying to me every time ("hurr beg for attention") to try and get a reply with your script whenever I post it. nobody cares- shut the fuck up freak
dipping my dangling tender nards into an anthill
grew out of video games and spends 8 hours a day shitposting award
>>214891563how moist is that bussy rn mouseytell me
>>214891529Why are they so surprised he's taken a picture. She's a fucking celebrity. At least he didn't go up to her and bother her.
>>214891594how is it not?
Would you ever try continental brekkie, or too grim?
Belgium flag poster th inks hes friends and has a "reputation" he should be told to go kill himself until his mood hits rock bottom, and then he should be given the tools to go kill himself
>>214891610It is the juxtaposition of the post and the image
>>214891606ktim but i play footy manager just so my brain can be a little bit occupied on something
>>214891631i'd eat this
>>214891631euros too lazy to put a ham and cheese sarnie together
Do you think Tyler Robinson was fucking his tranny or was he getting fucked
>>214891638how fucking MOIST is that BUSSY don’t you dare ignore me
>>214891619Well probably because "reducing suffering" wasn't the sole motivator for his position on abortion? Also he probably considered animal "suffering" fundamentally different to human suffering. You can disagree, but that doesn't make him hypocritical.
>>214891631I want to say that's butter but it might be a tiny carton of orange juice.
>>214891631woke nonsensebowl of porridge for me simple as
>>214891631...yhI have one every time I go to a hotel
>>214891610>at least he didnt go up and bother herTaking a picture with the flash on. Everyone staring dumbfounded. I guess you're trolling
are neo-liberals just retarded less-gay nazis that cant get any support/on their side or people to like them, like having negative charisma
>>214891654They bite the ingredients individually and make the sandwich in their mouth
Right what's going on with the Asian birds then?
>>214891654It's at IKEA, so some assembly is required as always.>>214891677Germans don't drink OJ, that is very American.
New>>214890193
>>214891696
>>214891681Isn't this the one that tried to fuck his dad to teach him a lesson
Deport all niggers
>>214891677i thought it was a little box of raisins or something
the biggest loser that you can imagine - inb4 "me" (fuck off) imagine the biggest loser freak ever and the you have the BE flag poster
Remembering that time in uni when I thought i was gay for like a whole year and was a massive slut on grindr and even had a boyfriend for a few months
>>214891723has your batty recovered or is it still a bit loose?
