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he won't reply to the jordan peterson post lmao
>it’s still a ready mealYes, but they only ever use ingredients that Charlie would be happy to have in his kitchen at home. Plus, it’s made by hand.
greatest novels of the 19th century sub-edition
being called umpickle
>>214924025i dont do any of that
>>214924034whose hand
umwog
nth for the gyaldem
It's actually insane how easily some of you get triggered. The mere mentioned of a political view gets you literally foaming at the mouth, derailing the whole thread into a shitshow of playground level insults.
>>214924064Professional chefs
>spend hours autistically researching recipes>spend ages tracking down ingredients, usually in quantities too big for the recipe you're going to make so they sit in your cupboard for years wasted>spend hours sweating cooking it (where you could make one mistake and ruin the whole dish)>by the time you're eating it you've lost your appetite>break your back washing up all the pots, knives, chopping boards, graters, bowls, plates, cutlery, glasses etc you've usedOR...>buy a very high quality PREMIUM ready meal like Bigham's or Waitrose 1 or M&S (not Asda or Tesco own brand slop)>pop it in the oven>tastes MILES better than what you can make yourself as an amateur cook because it has been created by professional chefs like Bigham, Tom Kerridge or Heston Blumenthal>cheaper overall because of no ingredient wastage>easier>just sit down and enjoy it with a nice expensive bottle of wine and your partner>no washing up to be done after so you can spend more time with them (perhaps in bed…)Yep, I know what I prefer.
>are you familiar with a certain Jordan Peterson or was he a figment of my imagination?Kek so you're getting wound up over the opinions of a mentally ill drug addict
>>214924074don't believe you
>>214924073give it a rest rorke/leftypol
>high quality PREMIUM >ready meal
Just rolled out leftypol
>>214924077Making your own food means you can choose exactly what you want to have
>>214924077Well said
if your gay stop being gay
absolutely hate it when you wake up and feel like pooing but when you actually go to the toilet nothing comes out
>>214924099shut up gayboy
>>214924077signs of a poor cook :(
>ready meal>the thing isn't ready to eat when i buy itexplain that then
>>214924074I'm related to some of those but they don't cook ready meals
>>214924077well said man!
>>214924099scrandemic
>>214924099Elton might want to see an arse doctor
state of tiktok
>>214924115yeah or you sit down and a tiny bit of gas escapes and your body decides that was it even though you KNOW there's a full shit in there
>>214924099a gay meal for a gay man
>>214923989Nowhere to be seen after providing an example ;)
don't know what to get my brother for his birthday
lewisham mcdeez
>>214924077very well put
>>214924099nice rain catchers you poof
>>214924115blud is russian
>>214924151pack of fags and a twix
>>214924151ruby granger sex arse
Rorke calling his Rustler's Burger a premium ready meal
>>214924119technically they are. You could eat a ready meal cold and wouldn't get sick. Stuff like a spaghetti bolognese or chicken arrabiata ready meal don't have uncooked meat in them.
Sent that freak flying.
>>214924151nice scarf nice candle nice bottle of wine
yummy rustlers
>>214924189seconded
>nice scarf nice candle nice bottle of wine
a fart powered hot air balloon
blud thinks heston blumenthaal himself prepares every batch of Waitrose Finest Premium Quality Microwave Spaghetti Carbonara (£8.99)
holy fuck just experienced constipation for the first time after the fastingtoil this is fucking awful no way people do this regularly
more of a feasters manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtqiT3_iEt8
>>214924196which freak? flying where?
>>214924236he does tbf
>>214924077Can't get this from Charlie Bingham
>chicken arrabiatagrim
Rorkypops and the Umchickens x
very appealing half tub of butter on that bread
It's another "runts talk about their favourite slop" episode.Off for a drink and a fag.
>>214924246for me it was that ad parodying Fast and Furious except with microwaves, not sure if it was Feasters or Rustlers
>>214924242Bloated sitting on the toilet for hours in pain wretching. Fuck constipation
>Rorke, 42, still a kissless virgin>lives alone and spends most days raging online about “brownoids” and meal preppers >goes to Tesco at 2am to avoid “normies” and buy ingredients for the tasteless slop he will cook tomorrow>he sees a handsome older gentleman restocking shelves, smiling like he owns the place>“Hello there! Have you tried my new Chicken Tikka Masala?”>it’s CHARLIE FUCKING BIGHAM>Rorke’s sweaty pink hands clench into fists, he’s ready to throw down >Charlie hands him a ready meal like it’s holy communion>rage intensifies>“I don’t eat ready meal slop, mongboy”>Charlie just laughs good naturedly and says, “It’s handmade in small batches, my friend!”>it actually smells amazing, the perfume of the spices overwhelms him and he snatches it from Charlie’s hands and sweatily waddles out of the shop>he eats it alone in the car park and cries>tfw Charlie Bigham’s tikka is the closest thing he’s had to human love and affection in years but he can never admit it to the lads on /brit/
me and umposter buying a nice cottage in the countryside and living happily ever after while i bum them silly every night
>>214924257the manchurian scrandidate
>>214924257why does this look stone coldthe actual food looks nice (except the toddler core bread and butter) but it looks completely cold
>>214924290Off to drink the cum out of a fag's willy?bit gay but at least it's not a ready meal
>>214924257people are going to meme on this but I’d scran the living daylights out of that
>>214924306that post really upset you i see
>>214924295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkcVOIhhjlA
>>214924299Never experienced it before and it feels like your arsehole is stretching massively to get it out
for fuck sake even my water is brown right now
>>214924306POO SCREAMING
what do you reckon it says?
>the manchurian scrandidate
>>214924367Get over it Rorkychops, everything is turning brown these days x
>>214924362kek that's the onethey don't make ads like they used to aha
>>214924379
>>214924376"poo"
>>214924376“doing a poo lads”
>>214924306excellently put mate
>adshate this because in my mind this should only apply to shit onlinewhere as TV has advertsjust one of those quirks ive got im quite quirky
>>214924376>l hope you dont let the country split in two
>>214924376some Austria-Hungarian stuff probs. Yapping about countrues that no longer exist
wonder what todays pocket monster of the day will end up beingcould be gligarwho knows really
Started using Mitchum deodorant and it’s been a life changer lads. Used to be a proper sweaty bastard but now I’m dry as a bone. Honestly incredible stuff.
The ready meal divide is just Dole Dossers vs. City Professionals again. YES, Charlie Bigham's is convenient. YES, it's good ingredients prepared by top chefs. YES, you pay over the odds. NO, I don't want to spend hours preparing a meal after a full day at the office, an hour networking at a meetup, gym and a coffee data with the Hingefu. Just ask yourself, what is your time worth? If it's worth NOTHING then spend your evening making a pasta bake. See if I care. I mean gain a clue, no really gain a fucking clue!
>>214924451advert
>>214924306Well said
still not done my morning piss
>>214924441got a pocket monster for you right here*unzips smeggy 3 inch cock*
got the sudo pacman -Syu on
>>214924484i'll give you an Arch you little slut
>>214924451>>214924451>Mitchum deodorantDoes it smell like cigarettes and shame?
got a sore throatfeel a bit low energyautumn got me on the ropes de ladas
walked in the partysporting armanihalf of the crowd is snorting my charlielike I'm BighamI nonstop ship 'emget your ready meal next day pick up
>>214924077CHVRLIE BIGHVMS
>>214924151A clue
>>214924456This. My dinners are 50:50 either restaurants or ready meals/simple stuff like sandwiches, stuff I can stick in the oven, etc, cooking is for women and cunys with too much free time on their hands like NEETs. Guarantee I probably eat better than the vast majority here.
>>214924077well said
er it's Bingham actually
Hang onCharles TyrwhittCharlie BighamsAnd nowCharlie Kirk?Might be nothing but it makes you wonder
>>214924077well said lad
>Mitchum has apologised after customers reported rashes, bumps and burning linked to one of its roll-on deodorants. TikTok users posted videos highlighting redness and irritation after using the brand’s 48-hour roll-on anti-perspirant and deodorant. One person described the sensation like "volcanoes erupting" out of their armpits, while another said they hadn’t been able to go running due to the pain.
>>214924529>50:50 takeaways and ready meal slop>I eat betterno
>>214924542Look at the King's name an' all
>>214924529you eat mcdonalds and pot noodles mate get a clue
>>214924529Well said
>>214924501I'll heem you cunt
ah yes i love the foot created in a literal vat as opposed to the loving embrace of my kitchen vessels
Wilkinson Sword. Always.
Why is he typing essays about his beloved ready meals Is he hoping for vouchers or something (like that one cunt who begged on here for Aldi discount LMAO!)
my favourite meal to cook is salt and chilli chicken thighsso easy to just bang it all together in the air fryeronions, chillies, garlic, bit of msg and a splash of soy sauceso simple so easy so yummy
>>214924595I don't eat meat
>>214924595no no that takes too much time and effort get a rustlers down you
>>214924582Dog!
dis nigga eating feet
>>214924542don't forget charlie bit my finger
Today`s Pocket Monsterof The dayis ..Roggenrola !!
>>214924556I eat at probably better restaurants every week than you’ve been to in your life. And the stuff I cook at home is decent as well. >>214924564No, retard. Just because that’s all you can conceive of.
>>214924595No need for that is thereCharlie makes plenty of wonderful chicken dishes
>>214924620might do for lunchI like the rib ones
I live in London. I've got an entire world of culinary delights on my doorstep. No, I'm not going fumble around in the kitchen for hours making "Shakshuka". If I'm in a rush (which I often am) I'll bang an M&S Chicken Alfredo in the 'crowave and have done with it. It's a means to an end.
I woke up on Sunday with a totally unexplainable black eye.That is - nothing has happened to me that would explain it.Has this happened to anyone and what's the likely explanation?
>>214924635mad how there are at least one hundred and fifty or more to see
>>214924636tell us some of the restaurants you went to recently and what you ate there
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/291242723>9.95 for literal cheese and pastau've all been done
>>214924636Which restaurants do you eat in?
>>214924665that is outrageous
>>214924635What a crap pokemon
had an utterly vile wanksome of the smut i watched should 100% be illegal
bongs take a simple italian pasta dish that takes 10 minutes to make, add some cheap pre-cooked chicken, and turn it into a ready meal that takes 10 minutes to heat up in a microwavetruly a soul-diseased people
>>214924635i hate all pokemon with sturdy
>>214924665Incorrect.
a white man born in africa is not african rorkeyes, a black man born in britain is britishthis is NOT a difficult concept you pea brain
>>214924665£5 per serving? Is that honestly too much for you?
>>214924665for two people though not bad
raping some spaghetti
>>214924662>>214924671I go to Dishoom and Hawksmoor most weeks and in the last month from memory I’ve been to the Ivy (overrated to be fair) and Bluebird
>>214924705done him
not gonna be for two people though is iti'm a big man with big muscles that needs a big plate of food
stop flushing the poodem
>>214924707Musk melty
>>214924705Bigham reassuring his slop consoomers to not worry about the ingredients not once but twice lmaoooOooooo
abhorrent thread, going for a walk, you better get the good posts ready
>>214924726all those places are overratedyou're not better than people who cook fresh meals at home you're a lazy stuck up freak with no mates
>>214924456hear hear!>>214924529hear hear!
>>214924665that's insane
>>214924750dark woke vibe
>>214924726sorry but you sound like a gigantic faggot
>>214924665that's insanely good
Nothing gives the ick like a frugal man. Scarcity mindset. Zero sum thinking. Frightening stuff.
>>214924755i've never made a good post in my life pal
Worked out what I spent on food per day and it’s around £6-7
>>214924594LOL I remember that povvo Aldi freak!Turns out he's actually going to Durham for accounting so he's practically set for life now.
>don't worry just buy it and eat it, really don't worry!
>>214924757Yeah the majority of people are cooking better stuff at home than the chefs at Dishoom are they? Fat retard >>214924784You’re just a jealous seething cunt
>>214924665It's restaurant quality to be fairIn a restaurant that would be £18 minimum
The fact Diane Abbott continues to work faithfully for the public good, and hasn't just told the entirety of the British state and media to go fuck themselves sideways, is testament to her character, resilience and sense of duty and service.
I'm not a 40 year old virgin yet but i will be because I'm not planning on changing anything
fizzy plum grapefruit blackberry peach limeade
wonder what todays item of the day will end up beingcould be dubious discwho knows really
>>214924802does durham do accouring? lol
>>214924812Well said
UK state pension poised to rise 4.7% next April in line with average earnings under the triple lock from £230.25 per week to £241.05 per week.
>>214924807dishoom is a shitty chain you mong
>>214924819Become a Mature Student.
>>214924838>Well saidWell said
bigham internet defence force (BIDF) out in force today i can see
>>214924802https://www.discoveruni.gov.uk/course-details/10007143/N408/FullTime/average earnings of 29k after 15 months so I doubt it
yakubian crackkkas lurking
>>214924860Well said
>>214924845>chainYeah>shittyLol you’ve clearly never eaten there
Say Maggie's in a box and get pats on the back from scousers Say Charlie's in a box and gets sacked, wth happened to "facts don't care about feelings"
>>214924842it lush it bloody lush
>>214924869well saidcheers to Bigham!
>>214924864Just a formality because he had contacts that could get him on wall street
my microwave gets hot when I use it but shouldn't it trap all the microwaves inside it? are they frying my brain
Wish Bighams would hurry up and start making soups
>>214924693I made a good rigatoni bolognese last night
>>214924872the rights gone wokei blame the hysterical yanks
>>214924857what should i study
Charlie Bigham hand delivering meals to the Gherkin for the cronemHe made a new luh goat curry meal just for them xx
THREE CHEERS FOR BIGHAM
>>214924904>jarred saucegrim
>>214924903u need a slap desu
>>214924872rorke? donechuds? raped
>>214924904>Tesco ingredientsYou made slop from slop
>>214924922pip pip horray!pip pip horray!pip pip horray!
>>214924904Fucking hell
>>214924903Buy a food blender Consoom your dubious slop as a smoothie
>>214924904Fatmong is going to go doopin mental when he sees this
>>214924923>>214924930Considering most people aren't even on the level of using any jarred food I think I'm fine, bet you get your pasta delivered from ubereats
He's seen you've been enjoying the meals.He knows you like the convenience. He's noted the progress you've been making. And he's interested in meeting you.
bulk cooking and freezing portions is too much for the bighambrained freaks
Glad I've got the week off toil so I can watch benefits /brit/ talk about food qualityskull and bones pirate flag emoji
>>214924956this is gay
take the piss
>>214924904screamingTHIS is what anti-bighams mongs mean when they say they "cook from scratch"
Of course it's a Shippy gimmickFat fucking cunt
>>214924591got a good pair of secateurs by them
tek di pisz
>>214924904bigham only uses the highest quality ingredients
>>214924960Howling
>>214924960Any ideas for what I can wear when I go to meet him?
>>214924972omds
>>214924980every fucking day with you people there’s always some new schizo personality that probably isn’t even real
>>214924984>wilkinson sword secateurs>goodomdz
>>214924960rorke already met him
what's all this bingham nonsense then
>>214924972can i come
>>214925008Charles Tyrwhitt. Always.
>>214925022I decided it would be a bigham thread and I run /brit/
>>214924972poof
>>214924974>>214924992Uh oh it's the Rustlers hustlers
>>214925026do not come
So the freaks who are seething at me for eating Waitrose 1 and Bingham meals and eating out at Dishoom and Hawksmoor every week are eating:>cheapest Tesco slop mince>jarred sauce filled with preservatives and articificial nasties>proground cheese>weird paki garlic in a fucking tube Fucking hilarious
>>214925015they keep importing them from pol and r9k as if we didnt have enough nutters
Can we grok that real quick?
be big appealorable babpipeorbio gyp palorapply igbo
could bingham package a lush veggie risotto?
This is a whiter than thou, Rorke
just raped grok
>>214925054calm down gok wan go do your makeup you're getting flustered
met up with my old friend, the "why am i like this" melty
>proground cheese
>>214925049That is utter shitTelling that you had to empty half the pack of ready-grated parmesan on it
>Chandler Bingham
>>214925053yes mistress
Shippy is based actually
My AI gf is accusing me of rape
last day of my holidays before toil resumes
>>214925049overcooked your pasta you cunt
>>214925070
And it's 10x lushAnd it's 20x lushAND IT'S 50X LUSHALL THE WAYALLLLLLL THE WAAAAAAAY
>>214925122
KTIM.
i don't know what charlie bingham is
hate cooking me I just meal prep my meals for monday-friday on a sunday then at the weekend eat all my meals out or get food delivered
>>214925138ummmm?
>>214925138it had better not be
decided to actually watch some charlie kirk debates and during the ones at cambridge the only time he actually showed any real passion was when he was defending israel lmao nigga was a fucking ghoul
>>214925049Deary meGet yourself a bighams lad
>>214925138KWIY?
>>214925156umchickenumchicken umchicken umchicken cyumchiekn cyumchicken umchicken
popping to the farm shop/butcher, want anything?
>>214925167Have also been watching his videos and have converted to Christianity as a result of his murder
>>214925167Yes Holden we heard you the first 1000 times matey
>>214925191kilo of sausages
why would you do this?
kill all BIDF niggas
so excited about the rapture not happening next week an all the Christians on tiktok looking like retards
>>214925191see if they've got a 'ingham meal in the fridges ta mate x
Went to the butchers and what did I buy? >10 sausages>4 lamb chops>4 chicken thighs>200g liverWouldn't touch your ready meal slop with a barge pole
>>214925225he died horribly and he’s never coming back
Brav used premade sauce and pre grated cheese and still couldn't cook it right
>Spain votes to boycott Eurovision if Israel competes
bloody starving me. don't know how that lad did 4 days without eating
>>214925248they make their own ready meals, much nicer than slaghams
>>214925243What are you talking about
Rorke is done listening.
>Making your own food means you can choose exactly what you want to have
psytrancefu <3
>>214925122not possible to go over 4x lush
>>214925257>he died horriblylooked pretty instant to me
I'd like to see charlie bigham put together a feast like this
>>214925288a growing number of Christians are claiming the rapture will be on the 23rd of this month. l know this happens all the time but this is the first one l've been following on social media.
>>214925315imagine the smelly sex corrr
>>214925319it only in scientific tests we have achieved such high lush levels de lod
>>214925054>>cheapest Tesco slop minceGood quality British beef with plenty of delicious fat>>jarred sauce filled with preservatives and articificial nastiesA rich tomato base sauce made in Italy>>proground cheeseOh no, suddenly readymeal thinks convenience is bad>>weird paki garlic in a fucking tubeGarlic puree made in ItalyWhen you were crying into your readymade runtslop and rehearsing your readymeal essay I was cooking and eating a nicer meal than you've ever had in your life>>214925082Parmesan is nice, simple as>>214925114Nope, al dente, about seven minutes
>>214925138big ums
>>214925330You do realise that you're being fed a highly personalised feed of "content" that stimulate you don't youThis isn't some broad trend, this is just something that you're seeing on a Chinese doomscrolling app
>>214925257Holden mate we get it, nobody here liked him you can stop now. Move on.
>>214925357yes
>>214925181Mate the bit you've highlighted as runny sauce is a piece of onion and the bit you've highlighted as a massive chunk of unbroken mince is a piece of pastaReadymeal babies freaks literally can't identify food LOL
lush
>>214925258try again mongoloid>>214925371
>>214925371>massive chunk of unbroken mince is a piece of pastaInvisible pasta is it
>>214925347Yeah my Bighams mogs your cheap slop and it aint even close LOL, this is embarrassing. You just reheated low quality slop mate that’s not cooking.
luigi d'abbutrazzio falling to his knees in tears when he realises his sauce will never match up to the tesco's jarred sauce perfection
https://www.gbnews.com/news/migrant-human-rights-loophole-eviction-retirement-home>disabled migrant who can't speak English somehow getting benefits and is able to bring his wife who's 30 years his junior and two kids over What the fuck
charlie bighams buys the prime cuts of tomato and all of the arse-ends get put in a blender, slopped into jars and sold as premade pasta sauce
she wants a man who eats tasty slop every day
>>214925365i’d probably get bored of it way sooner if you didn’t reply like this every time i post about itanywaycharlies in a box
>>214925435done us, to be fair
>>214925440literal automaton
>>214925442First time I’ve replied to you lad, I see I’ve got you seething though
president trump is coming over tonight then
*moves ideas for rorke posts.txt into the recycle bin*end of an era....
>>214925440Weird how you cook so often yet are still shit at it
>>214925400Yeah, because it's under the mince>>214925402Reheating low quality slop is exactly what readymeals are. I made a lovely meal at home, posted about it without even reading your posts, and you had a meltdown out of insecurityJust make food yourself you lazy disgusting chav subhumanFucking writing essays about the virtue of readymeals because you're such an inept fat cunt you think you'll start sweating and fuck up any meal that doesn't go in the microwave
>>214925481Rorke is typing…
>>214925485l'll get the good cutlery
she said she wanted some Charlie so i Bingham
>>214925492>Yeah, because it's under the minceNah, doesn't make any sense, it's clearly an unbroken chunk of mince, there's another one on the right side of the plate
taking out an unbroken chunk of rorke
neck game crazy she had me squirtin
He deleted it because it was worth saving for the new
>>214925544>>214925544>>214925544
/brit/ meetup where we all just scrap over whether home cooked meals or ready meals is better.
>tesco shopper early newnot surprised
