Zoe Slater edition
leftypols mum getting raped by rasheedleftypol saying she deserved it
jay slater (post-ravine) sex arse
You're a BighamFor you
You don't get paid for being a sperm donor but the kid can look you up years later and demand money
>>214929835yeah i struggle to imagine london working class whites who aren't absolute povvosyou'd reckon they'd have all moved away
i've spent like 20k on self improvement and the only thing i got was a lighter wallet
back in uni i had a female friend and i genuinely never wanted anything more than friendship with her but one night she asked if she wanted to watch me suck off her FWB in her uni dorm so I sat and watched whilst she noshed off this blokes massive knob wanked in her bathroom afterwards
im voting for them !!
>>214929590Farage is massively pro-Israel, what are you on?He's so pro-Israel that it actually looks weird from British standards since he's trying to appeal to his online yank audience.
Here is the latest from poo dog
nth for the holodem
>>214929835I live in London too. Why do you feel so self-concious about your class? Do you have a strong regional accent? Most women don't care about that. Irish men wouldn't be as popular as they are otherwise.
he was diggin in his butt
wanking off a poo with my perineum
>>21492990020k on what exactly?
>>214929904:3
>>214929903didnt happen
>>214929903did you develop a cuckolding fetish?
Need to start dressing smarter especially as the temperatures begin to drop. I feel autistic in everything I wear but I want to look slightly better than everyone else around me.
>>214929900buying an expensive new wallet won't make you a better person
I'm quite well-spoken for my area (grammar school education) but as soon as I meet an actual middle-class person I sound common as and they absolutely know it
>>214929879no leftypol would just point out white people rape too so importing millions of brown people to rape his family is a non-issue
>>214929929scmraing
>>214929945get the boots purchased
scromulating a poo barm
>>214929932health, teeth braces, hobbies, musical instruments, sports, etc>>214929926it's not just the accent but my whole lot, my background, family, upbringing and so on. when you meet actual middle class people it's like they're from another planet
>grammar school education
Why is the Aussie obsessed with the Yank fella
>>214929919mad how much happiness dogs can get from literally rolling around in shit
*checks clock*right, time for a wank
>>214929929Charlie Kirk died with smelly fingers and poo under his nails confirmed.
leftypol be like 'white people commit 51% of rapes ACTUALLY'
>>214929953you should move to america they think you're a tarquin even if you sound like danny dyer
>>214929945ktim hate having to leave the house because I feel like whatever I wear looks shite
>>214929973There are still grammar schools mate
>>214929987ktim
>>214929945A poo gained
Wish you could just go to a career place and they tell you what to do and how to do it and sort you out and thats it but it isnt like that is it
>>214929979sexual fixationthis week has been like one long extended goon sesh for leftypol
Start new job next week. Might just top myself, seems easier.
>>214929996ktim this is my problem
Well I'm back from my walk.
what’s the goal in life if you’re not gonna have kids? Work for the next 50 years for what
>>214930003Only in places with too many people and not enough surnames
>>214930031What job is it? Can I have it?
Leftypol scuttles towards the window in fear when a biomass takes up the other seat on the train
Was talking to a middle-class lad at the weekendSeemed nice enough but for some reason he felt the need to signal his dislike for Trump within about 15 minutesWhy are they like this
>>214929953Iktf, among people within my economic bracket I sound like an Oxbridge toff, but I grew up in a council house and make min wage. Get called posh by people whose parents make a combined wage of 100k, when both my parents were lifelong benefit recipients
>>214930031I’m really concerned about what you’ve shared. The phrase“Might just top myself”is a slang expression in the UK and some other places that often means thinking about ending one’s life (suicide).If the person who said this is genuinely feeling that way, that’s a sign they may be in crisis and need help immediately.You are not alone, and help is available.If you or someone you know is thinking of harming themselves right now, please treat it as an emergency:In the UK & Ireland, you can call Samaritans at 116 123 (free, 24/7).In the US & Canada, call or text 988 to reach the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline (24/7).In many other countries, visit https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/
>>214930025
leftypol hating himself and his family and advocating for them all to be raped and killed
>>214930090that is SO leftypol
>>214930060literally none. you die alone and then the government comes over and takes anything you owned
>>214929945For me it's a band shirt and jeans. Nobody has batted an eye (sadly :( )
>>214929966
>>214930082Lying to get fannyAlthough some are full on like jack merrits "dad". Although I think he was jealous of his son's looks and was glad he was gone.
8 hour slow cooked pork tenderloin about to be devoured in t minus 2 hours lads life is good
>>214930025>go to the job centre >it is not a centre for jobs
>>214930082low-test, their identity is constructed from what they believe the social consensus to be, as well as moral supremacy as a status indicator
futurama canonically is all over the place
>>214930125bit offensive to muslims mate. check your privilege
>>214930129remember when they sent me to some wall painting course. spent 2 weeks there and don't remember anything
>>214930159nothing after The Devil's Hands.. counts
>>214930082virtue signallingit's expected
>>214930103Baggy jeans?
>>214930163You didn't go to a grammar school mate there haven't been any actual grammars outside of Lincolnshire because they were abolished about 30 years ago. You went to a school that still calls itself a grammar school but is basically just a pretentious state comprehensive.
anyone remember when leftypol used to go on about the "bankers bonuses"
>>214930082he dislikes trump
>Hi, I'm Jack from Oxfordshire, and here are my opinions on American politics
>>214930207Not sure why you're so confident lying about something you can easily look up
protoshag still leaving me on delivered even though she was head over heels for me in her last reply
>>214930031honestly the prospect of going back to work fills me with all-encompassing dread and despairi really really really dont want to do it
>>214930226unsure why you seem to need to lie for clout, you didn't go to a grammar school
>>214930207a lot more counties than that
rorke dumbfounded it's not a leftist psyop and people actually dislike orange man
>>214930207>Today, grammar school commonly refers to one of the 163 remaining fully selective state-funded schools in England and the 69 remaining in Northern Ireland.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar_school#Current_British_grammar_schools
>>214929969diego!
>>214930260trump won leftypol m8
>>214930273Not actual grammar schools just schools that call themselves grammar schools.
they should sell coke in 500ml cans
leftypol starting his nan's euology with how he can't forgive her for making a positive comment about trump once
woke has gone too far
>>214930273Those aren't grammars because they can't do the 11 plus any more. If you don't do the 11 plus it's not a grammar school
>>214930207Incorrect on literally all counts >Today, grammar school commonly refers to one of the 163 remaining fully selective state-funded schools in England and the 69 remaining in Northern Ireland.https://www.gov.uk/types-of-school>grammar schools, which can be run by the local authority, a foundation body or an academy trust - they select their pupils based on academic ability and there is a test to get inhttps://www.elevenplusexams.co.uk/
Cody Wagner-Sanchez from Eugene, Oregon opening every conversation by telling you how much he hates Nigel Farage
>>214930286I think they are considered grammar schools because they're selective. I don't think they're comprehensives as is suggested here: >>214930207
>>214930286what's your definition of a grammar school?
I went to Forstimere. One of it not the best state school in the country. All of my teachers were Oxbridge grads.
>>214929837Bizarre how EastEnders got a literal convicted murderer to play Den Watts but as soon as he started sucking his finger on webcam - SACKED
>>214930321>they can't do the 11 plus any moreThey can and do.>>214930286Incorrect. They are fully selective.
>>214930325They don't do the 11 plus any more mate it's literally illegal I work for the Department of Education
*football noises*
going out for my hobby in 1 hour. i'm the only working class mug there. got fucking university professors, bankers and policy makers and shit there. wish i was any good at football and just play with the mandem
Doubling down on an easily disprovable thing I said for no reason
>>214930345Fortismere*
>>214930362cruising?
>>214930358ah yes the wogballkickingcan't miss another 90 near-identical minutes of that!
>>214930374nah, tennis lol
>>214930352It's literally against the law mate, you can't select for schools that receive state funding on the basis of academic testing. Only for private schools
>>214929837she starred in literally the worst film l have ever seen
Why's this retard pretending grammar schools don't existhttps://www.buckinghamshire.gov.uk/schools-and-learning/schools-index/school-admissions/grammar-schools-and-transfer-testing-11/>For a child to be placed at one of these grammar schools, they must sit the Buckinghamshire Secondary Transfer Test (formerly known as 11+).>Children who achieve a score of at least 121 in the test are considered qualified for a Buckinghamshire grammar school.
>>214930353are you the fella in charge of composing the gay nonce curriculum
>>214930314wife kidnapping is a long held steppe tradition, chinggis khan is the spawn of a kidnapped pride. this is an attack on our national spirit, blackpillbros
>>214930374dogging
>>214930401Those are private schools mate not grammars. It's illegal to academically select if the school uses state funding
>>214930401he probably just believes anything peter hitchens writes
>>214930408deeply dysgenic people
i went to a grammar school for a while. best teaching i ever received. all the kids were there to learn so no annoying cunts either.i can see why evil leftists want them gone
>>214930353>I work for the Department of EducationIf that is true, then it says a lot about the state of our civil serviceYou have been absolutely done at every turn
does anyone know how to pick up collect order from next if you have a code? I can’t imagine it being like Amazon locker
>>214930421they aren't
>>214930358greenwood hattrick
tf is a grammar school
>>214930241At least shit actually happens when you work. You meet people, hear about their lives. Every so often something big happens, like a company gets sold, or someone dies etc. Some of those people you might even end up liking. Maybe one or two you actually become friends with. When you're NEET a week, a month, a year can pass and you've got the exact same to show for it: fuck all. Also working makes all your free time gaming and wanking better because you've earned it.
>>214930450it's a school where they teach english grammar duh
>>214930441is google broken?
>>214930441ANOTHER pair of replacement jeans, rorke?
>>214930431far left is fit as
>>214930441Nothing on google you cunt
>>214930453been working for my company for like 6 years and haven't met anyone. the only person i talk to is my manager during my mandatory meetings
>>214930431shit taste
>>214930450women's only school in the olden dayshence the name, only your grammer went there
l went to a Catholic school in south west London
>>214930450theyre basically just bog standard state schools except that you have to pass a test to go, meaning it ends up having a lot of nerds with good grades and is therefore considered good
>>214930469Not for me my mum wants me to pick something up for her>>214930473That was meant for you>>214930465
>State-funded schools (maintained schools and academies) cannot select pupils by academic ability. The School Standards and Framework Act 1998 makes this clear. Admissions must be fair, clear, and non-selective.
>>214930421>Those are private schools mate not grammars.Incorrect.Take Wycombe High School for example. Fully selective. You won't find any information about fees on its website. Why? Because it's a grammar school, not a private school.
>>214930486You work from home or what?
>>214930499do you talk like dizzee rascal?
>>214930450School you had to pass a test to get in, they don't exist any more.
>>214930526now i do, but i had to go to the office for the first 2 years or so
>>214930526No I just have my own doorway and I have to wear blinders on the walk to and from my work cubicle
>>214930516probably doesn't apply to all counties hence why some counties have grammar schools
the old family butchers have shut down and turned into a new halal butcherIt’s over
Rorke using fifteen proxies to call Starmer 'Poo Barmer'Leftypol posting photos of himself celebrating assassinations on LinkedIn while holding a copy of his passport
>>214930566Yeah, the sole exception is in Lincolnshire like I said. He said he went to school in London. There are no grammar schools in London.
That's Sir Poo Barmer to you
>>214930408The techer on the left can have it
>>214930516And yet you have been provided with clear examples of selective schools that receive government funding. Perhaps you need a new training module?
Would link to the website of the grammar school I went to but some of you would use it for evil
>No I just have my own doorway and I have to wear blinders on the walk to and from my work cubicle
>private school/brit/ has been fully yankified. this was the final straw.*puts on new york yankees cap and starts dancing*
>>214930581you've trolled mei've been trolled
>>214930600Yeah... teacher
>>214930620makes no sense for them to be called public schools in the first place
>And yet you have been provided with clear examples of selective schools that receive government funding.
what did chemistryposter mean by this
Might move to Kazakhstan
>>214930408All but 2 are qt
>>214930516well if a piece of paper says so
>>214930620not all private schools are considered public schools
>>214930486very strange. Have you tried saying hello to people?
*^____^*
wanking to latin feet
>>214930677yeah, but it never led to anything. my autistic working class arse was doomed from the start
>>214930643loool obliterated that runt
>>214930696 nigga be like "veni"
>>214930553Are they not going to force you back in
right if UKPC send me a £60 fine in the post I will go fuckin skitz bruv
>>214930486KTIM but I've been working at my place for 14 years. Haven't been to a single company BBQ, teambuilding off-site or Christmas party. Just do my work and log off.
>>214930731kek
currently quadrispazzed on a life glug
>>214930731scra
bag beep cliporglib cab peeporgyp lob picorply big cop
>>214930764what is your endgame
>>214930739don't think so. they actually got rid of some office space so we wouldn't all fit in anyway. it's mostly sales boys sitting there
Reckon I should probably start doing some toil at some point this week
>>214930616>*scans with near 360 degree vision*>is that tosen jordan!!>AIEEEEE I'M GONNA KICK HIM
>>214930746surprised the foids haven't conspired to get you fired. or locked up
You don't see many Jayposts these days do you?
>>214930742Just ignore them anyway you don’t have to pay they won’t take someone to court of £60
>>214930796men like us are invisible to foids. we're so boring and inoffensive that they don't care
Robert Redford. 89. He was just a kid!
>>214930779blissful awakening
Where's Ziedbelg?
Sir Funny Looking Little Black Fella
>>214930731don't get it
>>214930818Hey google what’s a CCJ, would I want one of these on my record?
looked at my schools website it was just browns
>>214929837Michelle Ryan lives in Muswell Hill. I see her there all the time.
>>214930841out shagging models probably
>>214930203Relatively, but I am very thin.
>>214930860That was a mirror mate
>>214930796Weird thing about normoids is they treat you like a close friend if you just hang around them for a long time. I've been invited to stag dos, birthday parties and weddings by people I've "known" for 10+ years but never had a conversation more than small talk with.
>>214930860'
>>214930629My bad. Still hot.
>>214930516Try actually reading the bill itself retard. It prohibits new selective state-funded schools being set up, it did not abolish existing ones.Tell your manager you need a few hours for training.
>>214930849Veni is Latin for "I came"
>>214930854Fuck up faggot
Oh my days he's STILL replying lol
what is an umchicken anyway
>>214930895i don't spic spanish
>>214930401Done him>>214930421You've been done
>>214930869Done them
>>214930889Reckon he might have been winding you up
don’t post your old schools here because I will simply call them up and ask if they used to have any freak incel students to get your name
might just say fuck it and get a fat gf in 2026
Kelly Slater is bald but also a gigachad
trying the custard mauve dewyful water tint now over the nyx duck plumppretty soft pink it's cute but on camera it looks really pale like the classic pale pink glosses from the 2000's and I feel like I could only really do a cool toned eye with itmaybe if I applied it more heavily it would look less pale but still it would have to go with cool tones only I think violet lavender cool toned blues and greys silver etc
>>214929929I wonder how Charlie used to eat burgers and pizzas
absolutely screaming at this lad what a fucking idiot
Did genuinely used to wank to the pics on my school website but it's okay because I was the same age
>>214930946what if you went to a freak incel school
>>214930866Lucky guy
>>214930953still got 29.15% of 2025 left lad
can cameras catch you parking in a disabled spot or is it only a parking warden
>>214930967why does she look like that
>>214930953Good post
100 days to Christmas lads!
>>214930991finish strong
They're so peng innit?Mad how in just a couple of years they'll look like complete dogshit
>>214931022leftypol wants this gone btw
At toil but don't want to be at toil team
If you had 200 days to make £100,000 or your whole family dies could you do it?
40 days until clocks go back
>>214930995that african zebra enchantress bitch probably cursed her for redpilling ponyville
>>214931054tell them you're on your period
>>214931022It rarely snows on Xmas Day come on
>>214931056Err yeah I'd just sell my house. Not exactly hard.
>>214931056No I don't think I couldIf I were capable of that I'd be doing it already
Keir Starmer has that same zesty look too him as Gary's economicsHe's so obviously a chi chi man, when was the last time you saw him with his wife?
>>214931066>Xmaswoke
>>214931056yeah but i might have to sell my batty
Why do teenagers make so much noise? They scream and shout so much. I think I was the same at that age.
>>214931066It will this year.
>>214931081That’s against the rules
>>214931022Hate Christmas. Having to buy stupid gifts to the ungrateful brats, bored out of my mind. Why can't I spend Christmas wanking?
>>214931089been shit the Christmas Markets recently
>>214931056Would just force spainnonce to suck 200,000 cocks at his usual rate
>>214931090>when was the last time you saw him with his wife?They trotted her out for the campaign last year but they've gone back to being estranged
>>214931107Who are the ungrateful brats?
>>214931089corr cheesy fries and pizza. the real taste of christmas
>>214931090Mad how no pictures of his kids existThat's how powerful kikes are
>tfw spending 800 a month on a tiny cuckbox in a shared house>it's only 7ft x 9ft in sizehonestly mad how mental
>>214931151Slightly noncey post
just watched a polynesian woman (Shantel Dee) suck a white man's cock
Wish I had a niece
>>214931107>Why can't I spend Christmas wanking?You can if you want
>>214931165only 800? that's cheap mate
>>214931134shagging multiple barely legal rentboys in such depraved ways they try and set fire to your house will do that to a marriage
>>214931089these christmas markets are grim feels so forced and gay
>>214931151Like looking at pictures of politicians kids do ya?
>>214931135My sister's. Fuck dem kids as they say
>>214931165I'd honestly live in a tent or car rather than pay a landlord rent
>>214931179I could get a flat with bills included for that in the midlands
>>214931170it not right
Rorke's search history:>Keir Starmer address>Keir Starmer wife>Keir Starmer's children>pictures of Keir Starmer's children
>>214931134>>214931181There's rumours circulating that he was bumming Mandelson as wellThat's why this sacking has been so messy, it's a lovers spat
>>214931198bollocks
alexxa vice sex arse
>>214931198but then you’d have to live in the midlands
Keir is clearly bi
>>214931186No, but we occasionally saw Tony and Gordon's kids, like when they moved into number 10Nobody's ever seen Kier's kids. It's as if they don't exist
remember when yanks believed this shit
big strong Rorke always on his mind
keir starmer gay fanfic hour, is it?
>>214931225going to believe this with no evidence
how does a toolmaker make tools
I've only rented by myself once and some paki was the landlord. for now I'm staying with relatives cheap, but fuck idk what I'm gonna do when it's time for me to move. Don't want to pay some scrote rent but I also don't want to pay my own mortgage
>>214931187Are they white?
>>214931257>gorgeous familyum
>>214931270orders them from china where they're made by slaves
>>214931270He owns the factories
could kill any professional basketball player with my bare hands bunch of gangly freaks
>>214931270Rorke from the back of the Pub: It's a chicken-and-egg problem.
You have slain an enemyDoublekillTriplekill!QUADRAkill!PENTAKILL!HEXAKILL!!
>>214931252Definitely not because the country is now full of mentally ill gammons who are one bad day from shooting up a school
Kier Starmer is a southern man, but he has a northern aura about him
>>214931261alri your pmship
the umchicken or the ermegg
>>214930860How long ago was you there roughly. Mines probably just as gone
>>214931308take your meds
>>214931308We'll see the next PM's kids, you'll seeIt's because Kier's kids are Jewish that they receive anonymity
>>214931308>mentally ill gammons who are one bad day from shooting up a school2 more weeks?Yes I'm sure Starmer is hiding his Jewish children from white people.. yes that's definitely his primary concern...
Imagine being so Yankified you think school shootings are some big problem we actually have
>>214931349How often did you see Boris Johnson's children?
Sir Kid Hider
>>214931347left about ten years ago, think it was already minority white by then
getting sacked for pretending to be stuck under my desk at work
Big Donald trump arriving in the U.K. today, Leftypol is going to be slightly more aggravated around here than usual it seems
>>214931302sure m8
>>214931384Corr tights sexo
>>214931374see dozens of them in the street everyday
>>214931384erm who's that
someone mentions children and spaino immediately jumps into the conversation looolproper nonce wrongun that one
>>214931374Err ignore that it doesn't support my bizarre schizo antisemitic conspiracy
>>214931390reckon he's gonna shag keir's wife?
>>214931390>Leftypol is going to be slightly more aggravated around here than usual it seemshow does it seem that way if it hasn't happened yetyou can't just say "it seems"
>>214931384NAME HER
>>214931384does visible tummy not go against the office dress code anyway
>>214931384ngl lads, would really really love to bury my face in are lauren's arse cheeks
>>214931390tommeh missed a trick not holding his rally today and inviting big D along
>>214931412>>214931374If you're so interested you can see them with a simple google search
>>214931419can say whatever I want pal
Leftypol seething about the 'religious right' like 90% of rellies in this country aren't BAMEs
>>214931374That's a fair point. I don't remember seeing any of them enter Downing Street, either.We know what all his kids look like, though. Kier's kids? No idea.
>>214931404lauren alexis just without the usual pound of make upshe has a side instagram account where she just wanders around an empty office in inappropriate outfits
You also never saw David Cameron's children either come to think of it. Almost like they want to shield them from the seething frothing hatred of mentally ill people who believe that Jews control the world
>>214931262Based
>>214931382It's quite paralysing, think I need some other source of motivation. I think leftypol just pretends it's not happening and that it won't affect him
>>214931460>it’s not an amateurFucking forget it then
>>214931450leftypol is irreparably americanised. spends all his time on X seething about trump
>>214931252>It's as if they don't existnow yuo know
>>214931491>Xthe fuck
>>214931401chuckled
>>214931418*catches them shagging**nervous laugh*"erm, that's my wife"
New>>214931508>>214931508>>214931508
>>214931257Yanks would have no idea who that is
>>214931502alri coma lad
>>214931491how would you know this if you don't also spend all your time on X
>>214931463You did see them.
>>214931463>You also never saw David Cameron's children either come to think of it.Odd thing to lie about
>>214931089>christmasdont bloody think so, lets see what keir has to say about this one
>>214930658babby meth (crack) smoking by someone else (im an empath)
>>214931788your honor
>>214931279Yeah.
