Painting edition
charlie bigham's poo in a bap for tea x
>>214958360good man
>be me>working for AA>average evening shift, rainy day, beginning of school holidays>get a call to a stranded car on the M6 northbound by Carlisle>turn up>it's some knackered citroen Picasso mummy bus packed full of luggage>turn my lights on, jacket on, walk over>3 kids in the back, dad at the wheel, mum in the passenger seat, all looking miserable>got fuck all information from dispatch so asked the dad what the issue was>car just quit whilst cruising, pile of lights on the dash, couldn't get it started>get the bonnet up, code reader plugged in>low fuel pressure>do a bunch of tests to confirm fuel pump has fucked itself>explain the problem and that they'll need recovering to a garage>mum explains that they're on their way to center parcs so can't detour, would want recovering there>explain that they aren't covered for such a recovery and there'd be an excess of at least £500>dad getting annoyed, says they can't afford that, will have to get a tow home and cancel their holiday>kids begin crying>mum asks me if there's anything that can be done>understand the brief>ask her to come to the van so we can get the office on the phone and go through policy documents>get into the van with her>she sucks me off, I cum in her mouth and she swallows>we go back to the car and inform dad and the kids that we spoke to head office>nearly crack up at "head" office>recover them straight to centre parcs>make up some shite to dispatch on the way about unclear wording in the policy>they write off the excess for them>tfw saved the kid's holidays, saved the husband a pile of cash, and got my end away in the processsuch is the life of the tradesman. why are you still sat in some boring office staring at a screen when you could be out enjoying the rich tapestry of life in this country?
>>214958490german not british
Charles Tyrwhitt x Charlie Bigham's
manchester
>>214958490imagine if you looked up in the sky and saw a huge floating noticeboard
wait til you all find out that taxes are unlawful as no contract has ever been signed between you and said party, whether it’s council tax, gas, leccy or water when people wake up to the mass fraud/ extortion taking place it’s over.
if im being honest I am mostly coming here for the convos and posts from irl stalkers a lot of the other posts are more grim and lq :(
>>214958529
Getting a charlie bigbrads
>>214958519blog the fuck onnnnnn
nobody likes you heathermong or your spam stop samefagging
>>214958530If they did this in front of the 85 or 85a bus, let's just say the driver isn't stopping
>>214958533funny story but this actually happened to me once
>>214958372Time is money and my time is far too valuable Why would I spend an hour (plus washing up) preparing a sub par meal when I can pop a Bighams in the oven and spend that time pursuing one of my many hobbiesWorking out, reading a book, painting a landscape or even pleasuring my wife! I think fundamentally those of us who eat Bighams just value life more than those of us who don'tThat's what it ultimately boils down to
NON-NARCOTICNON-ADDICTIVEBRING BACK THE FUCKING QUAALUDES
amelie child villiers
Damn. Not only is this guy better at CS2 than me, but he also drives a cooler truck
soo peal
>>214958537I come here for cute Employed Woman pics to wank to
>"Thanks for inviting me on a hike, Anon">"Why don't we head back to your place for a Bigham's?"What do?
>>214958561which posts in this thread are from heatherchad?
they didn't tell you?
>>214958569Hear hear
>>214958535I buy Charlie Bighams for the same reason I buy Nescafé Azera instead of plain Nescafé, same reason I pay for 2gbps broadband instead of 200, same reason I buy Peroni instead of Fosters. Sometimes you pay a little bit extra and you get a lot more value. I work hard for my money and I have a great salary, obviously I’m going to spend it on nicer stuff.
I like to imagine us all getting in a minibus and driving off to the new thread
>>214958569Well said
>I bought a grain of rice from my friends bag for £1, so that entire bag is now valued at £30000Some people think this is good
>>214958603Well said
>>214958595rorke's (my) wet dream lmao
when will we admit "pomp and pageantry" royal shit is all a bit shite and boring? who actually finds it impressive or interesting aside from middle england bunting marmalade sandwich wankers
>>214958596it’s dtfic he thinks half of the posts itt are by heathermong
if the binghams joke is from the proxy yank or heathermong then it might finally be time for you to take a step back and think about how all of your memes are dogshit and NOT well-recieved
>>214958603I drink water, better quality drink and cheaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiuIQNa-0-0
>>214958604if only that were true we could leave some of the undesireables behind
>>214958575>Born 14 April 2008
marmalade bunty man me
>>214958519far too many lines, i'm afraid
>>214958596kys paedo freak
doing a poo lads
>>214958599comped
>>214958659and england flag sandwiches?
>>214958604/brit/ had a motorbike gang back in the day
>>214958680you ok buddy?
>>214958519I believe that this story is real and 100% true. I believe everything I see online as being the absolute truth no matter what. I envy your superior life.
>>214958654A fine actress who played a Tolkienesque character more respectfully than most Amazon hires
>>214958647feels like an extremely forced spaki gimmick to me. even has his hallmark gratuitous samefagging
Charles Thrywitt shirt? OnCharlie Bighams meal? ConsumedThe Rest is Politics podcast? ListeningFleetwood Mac? PlayingPrivate Eye? Read
>>214958680reported to the canadian police
>>214958690get them scranned
umkeys going bananas aha x
calling me nose forrest gump because it won't stop running
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>214958709>>214958647Mental how badly quality ready meals have mindraped you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5AymeRq6vs
>>214958716you're listening to a podcast and music at the same time?
>>214958709maybe if someone has constantly failed in the past (for fucking years), they should dnot give "things a chance" so much
>>214958630I like it.
>>214958737off your phone and back on the frontlines, sascha
guffawing at the downfall of western civilization from my smelly incel bedroom
mods hes posting the mice
>>214958701she's a child...
SO IF YOU EVER GET TO WITCHE'S VALLEYDON'T DREAM OR CLOSE YOUR EYESAND NEVER TRUST YOUR SHADOW IN THE DAAAARK
>>214958737why don't you go fight in Ukraine?
glad people are starting to catch on
do wog greggs workers intentionally give you the coldest sosij roll they have?
>>214958743this is literally me :)
Wearing one of Tyrwhitt's bengal striped shirts as I decide which Bigham's meal to enjoy for lunch today
windy again
>>214958716What does Fleetwood Mac have to do with the rest of it?
to view the reddit post 'is it illegal to tell someone to kill themself' you must be over 18 and verify your ID
>>214958770That's why she was so admirable in the Rings of Power series. It takes real talent to play such an important role so well at such a tender age.
thinking about the image of jared leto soyfacing at this horrible elf looking outfit and then him wearing the same thing weeks later
>>214958741do you spend your entire life here mate?
Noticed that Bighams enjoyers are far more intelligent, articulate and mirthful.Their posts are infused with a certain joie de vivre, in stark contrast with the grumpy, hateful pissants who "cook from scratch" with Dolmio jars.
The incessant spamming of Bradley Walsh, in mocking response to my posts and those of others, has fostered in me an intense and involuntary hatred of the man. If I were to pass by him in public, my lingering gaze causing him to meet my eyes and make any expression, any at all, would ignite in me such fury that it would take every fiber of my being not to lunge at him with violent intent.
the way shadow rocks work is that when the Pokemon becomes enraged, it has to have a set amount of the rocks used on it to make it calm down, like groundon is at like 4
got the new balance on
>>214958770shitting hell
>>214958819fomyeg
Just got a ring notification
>>214958795reddit was pretty good over the last few years, plenty of amateur slags to chat with for secret pics and to find out their weird kinksshame the whole thing has been ruined by the OS act
>>214958770
>>214958815Well said
whatever happened to the nonce botnet spamming
>>214958818I never got a bradley in response to my postsmental how some people can't fit in even here
hes jealous of me because all my posts are bangers and all he can do, is seek out hate as engagement - and he cant even do that properly since others can and do just filter them
>>214958858fomyeg
>>214958827what was wrong with the old balance?
hate having to buy a pre-raped arse but times are tough
Have you already completed your daily harassment of inferior nations' citizenry?
>>214958770Can see the veins on her norks
>>214958858correct
Leftover Bighams for lunch x
at at rank 102 now for this seasons pass, so now there is just 98 more levels of 50x stardust to go through so that I can get my stardust. I need that (and they are throwing stardust at us) for the purification of shadow Pokemon challenge(s) and medal, which also the challenges exist for us to get, being so that we can get the platinum medal for that level up
>>214958858
>>214958885women are so jealous and mad of-and-at me too because my irl social credit score is too low and im so scruffy and undateable
>>214958914cockmogs mecummogs me
>>214958914wtfis that cum o.o
>>214958914ktimCAPTCHA: KT(m)YAP
>>214958933doesn't make sense but okay
>>214958902corrrr
>>214958876love a nork vein me
>>214958970true but women do want me I reckon. I am a fix-er-upper! I got to fix myself up. ive a list
>>214958902that's one of the hidden benefits of such high quality prepared mealswould never have a tesco finest ready meal for leftovers, just wouldn't chance it
>>214958770bloody nora what are they putting in the water nowadays
>>214958914ktim (I'm a habitual premature ejaculator)
>>214958953horse milk
right so that's a horse with his nob out spaffing onto the floor
>>214958993do you want to get married
>>214958519thats rape
not sure if she likes me or just my bighams
I think frothy piss is a sign of UTI in humans too but I couldnt tell you which one and whether its in women specifically in humans
dem luh waves getting done x
i dont think a horse can have "his nob out" in the traditional, human sense
>>214959037When do you think you'll have an answer for this?
>>214958953>>214959017>>214959000it's piss, it just look like that because it's frothing up in hay, same way when you piss in those spikey urinal things it gets frothy
Bread with serrano ham for today
>>214959040another dogshit gimmick that you spam nonstop to try for hate comments and cant even do that well (cant even get low-hanging fruits) >>214959060probably wont because I have something else to read I am looking for something to read through if I get stoned because I dont want to read the main material whilst stoned
>>214959067wouldn't knowi piss sitting down you see
she wants a man with bighams
>>214959037my pee has a nice head on it.
what we're gonna do right here is go backway back
>>214959086yeah? how bout the pg tips?
>>214958844:)
>>214959053I beg your pardon?
>>214959108piss does froth up a little bit normally though right? I couldnt tell you
>>214959067thanks piss expert
>>214959109its the 80s1988 is my guess so far, not my answer though
Wilkinson Sword. Always.
>>214958999it's enough to make you say ZAMN
>>214959114what's it like being a 53 year old closeted homosexual with no mates
haven't felt like wanking recently. even the JAV isn't doing it for me.
>>214959125HORSE!
>>214959136i dont know im in hospital for alcoholism and there's an english journalist filming a documentary of me
>>214959139you might be onto something there mate, that or 89
if i kill myself is there a chance of being reborni really dont want to be british
>>214958844you're here 24/7 you tell us
swording my wilkins
uh oh melty
>>214959169based hopefully you get paidalso see you later
>>214959164I'm at the point now where I find the hunt for the perfect wank material more enjoyable than the actual wank
Women exclaiming "lol" in real life
is an horse a athlete?
very horny at toil this morning think my brain's fucked
Mousey really doesn't like Charlie Bighams does he
hes a very sexy boy
>>214959164get on the MISM
>>214959214have a snickers
>>214959171might be a bit earlier actually, maybe 87, its definitely either 87, 88 or 89
>>214959213ktim I'm in first aid training at the moment and while the instructor was talking I just zoned out thinking about big bouncing tits
You ever have a jobby where you know it's right there at the exit but you have to sort of deliberately avoid any sudden movements or clenching or it'll disappear back up there?
Dizzie Rascal
;)
broccoli and seitan rice bowl for tea
putting a charlie bighams on the floor and rorke knocks half the kitchen over to scran itputting a tesco's finest down and leftypol turns his head and walks away
reminder the current janny (the person shitting up the thread across multiple gimmicks 24/7) is here not to make the thread better but only because the thread can "handle" it and thats due to the size and traffic of 4chan
mmhmm dem a batondem waking up?
>>214958770>>214959155clearly not a child is she she's a fertile sexually mature woman
um
>>214959284erm
Just had a bagel with 1 egg, 1 bacon 1 hash brown yum yum yum
>>214959213At work rn can't stop thinking about drawings of women with big willies
reckon 15 is a child yeah anon
suppose i better get out of bed
>>214959214mousey upon his first forkful of bighams
“The last shall be first and first last”.This is basically it. These are western values in a nutshell.Since whites (nordics) are at the top and blacks bottom, judeo christian values means negro worship at the expense of whatever evil natzis standed for, which means nordic suicide.Here, local christian churches still have this woke trend of portraying blacks in their ads (despite its nearly all white audience) and are also supporters of negro schools in Africa.Have we have an all powerful ruler like Hitler, he wouldn’t have allowed the population to reach these levels of insanity and would have cracked down coward plutocrats and its collaborators, including these churches.
yeh but she tek it x
using Google to translate various perverted keywords into Japanese so I can find more niche JAV
>>214959307children don't have tits and breeding hips do they
oo er
Have to send thanks to my aunt and uncle for giving me money for my birthday and I don't know what to say haha cos it's the same message every single year and I don't want to repeat myself over and over haha
>>214959209yes
FUUUUUCK I FORGOT THE BEGALS I BOUGHT ON CLEARANCE DISCOUNT (8g of protein per btw) I HOPE THEY DIDNT GO OFF ALREADY
Yhe Chatlie Bnighams
sometimes its just nice to nosh on a fanny
>>214959304I had this fantasy last night when I was drunk and delirious that I can t get out of my head where I'm licking out my mum (like the idea of my mum rather than my actual mum) after she's just be spaffed indifficult to concentrate on teams calls when that's swirling about
bighaming
>>214959155cronem candy delight
The Umchickens are tucking into their Charlie B’s x
>>214959345chomp them all down, you know you want to
Someone's at the door
>>214959352screm
>>214959360internet has done a number on your brain you are FUCKED m8
there's clearly a big difference between shagging a 15 year old and shagging a 10 year old or 3 year old
incredible what passes for humour here
>urinating sitting down>performing cunnilingus on women>paying £10 for a microwave ready mealthis is the state of the modern British man
>>214959360why were you drunk and delirious on a Tuesday evening
not really raining currently but I expect that won't last
And the latest on the leader of the Umcabbage folk?
right well i'm gonna head to tescos then kfc
>BEGALS
>>214959381Literally roared at my smelly bedroom desk (wearing my pyjamas) at this
>>214959403been on holiday
>>214959402nun timmy cud do
Umchicken Casserole
No wonder yanks die on the roads by the thousand when you can get this cunt for basically £25k Imagine Deano trying to survive his commute from Billericay to Colchester in a 700hp drift missile instead of a 320d
>>214959325oh do be quiet rorke shut your smelly incel mouth
doing better than i thought we would this season on footy manager
>>214959402pissing standing up at home is for retards
>>214959406get me a large popcorn chicken la
>>214959360You're not right
corhad an hour's sleep yesterday so I was tired all day yesterdayhad FIFTEEN HOURS SLEEP today and feeling as lively as a labubu
poo belching
>>214959381LET THEM IN
>>214959431gorw up
>>214959437>FIFTEEN:)
>>214959399you are "allowed" to speak nonwhite and make LQ posts because A) its /int/ even though /brit/ and B) at some point in the life of this country people would learn French/Spanish at school and enforcing an "English only" rule would upset people trying to talk w/ one-another in that other language; but now the arciac rule is ruining it by allowing people to wogspeak and make posts that are hard to read
well done lad you got it with your first guess, Craigy would be proud
Double trouble
>>214959432agreed, unless its in the sink
snappydem getting impatient
>>214959437corr get in lad. I had just over 9 myself woke myself up laughing at a dream where I worked in a care home but all the residents were cows.
I am a proud night pooer and I'm tired of pretending I'm not
>>214959436I blame it on troubled sleep
you shouldnt be allowed wogspeak in this general. this is the British general so you speak the kings English please and thank you and thank you mental invalids
>>214959453Shut up nigga
poo smells
>>214959381Could you ask for better service? You get what you pay for
>>214959483corbrain giving you a treat with that one haha x
dadberg did a pivot from owning commercial properties and started leasing out properties to use as data centers 10 years ago and has made generational wealth from itfeel #blessed that i can doss my life away thanks to his efforts
filtered
>>214959483did you milk them
>>214959505'kin 'el 190
>>214959485I usually poo during the day cos I do quite loud moany poos and don't want to bother my neighbours
Sitting on the loo for 30mins at work passing the wettest, most rancid, most wretched poo imaginable.
rapedworldpopulation: 1
>>214959518my dad is a life long civil servant and trade unionist feels good to know I'm descended from a good person
>>214959512yeah was nice have been having them a lot more recently hope it doesnt mean im going completely mental though
semites have raped these guys heads over the internet. I feel kinda sorry for them ngl
>>214959518bloody well doneput his entire bloodline in bighams for life
>>214959542ate a dodgy left over chinese on sunday (had shrimp and chicken so not sure what the offender was) and spent the following 48h projectile pooing oceans of brown molten matter
>>214959542couldn't be mestruggle to poo outside of my own flat you see
george floyd labubu
pin rorke down and rape him in the town square
id rather have the generational wealth if im being honest
Joke: we live in the Spenglerian decline of the West.Bespoke: we live in Fimbulwinter caused by the defeat of Wotan in 1945
>>214959556my dads a good person too doe
>>214959576reality: you will die a virgin
heatermong ruined himself over hate and can only make dogshit posts
charlie kirk labubu (heavily stained)
rapidclart scheduled
>>214959593why's he so dedicated to destroying the planet then
>>214959522no was just wheeling them around on hoists up and down the corridors
>>214959604shut up nigga
cry invalid
rise above rape
Just a polite reminder.Only ever seems to be an issue in Twyford, you’re meant to let people get off the train before you try and shove yourself on. Some scallywag on the 7.14am train leaving for Paddington this morning may need reminding, being as manners clearly were absent in his upbringing.Cheers!
cor thats one of the pengest farts ive ever done
Charlie Bigham sex arse
>>214959614at least be reasonable in your argument
rorke is turning his phone upside down, quickcatching in 0.1 seconds with one hand and reading on the second screen, and doing volunteering work
timmy scrolling tru viva street cronem scrolling tru snapchat katies mmhmm
We must retvrn to aesthetic tube trains
friendly reminder that when corporations offer you anything for free, you are the product :)
>>>/bant/23317373>>>/bant/23317373>>>/bant/23317373
yeah reckon I'll dice up my tofu and coat them in gochujang and sesame seeds 15 mins in the air fryer jobs a good un
>>214959669fomyeg
once rorke is done reading he will shower :) I think if I dont wash my hair again today it will finally get to that good hair day stage women do it for before they wash it
>>214959682vgh we need to retvrn
>>214959682the floors will be covered in piss from boriswavers within minutes
>>214959687very cynical perhaps they're being nice
do darkies still say 'axe' instead of 'ask' or have they grown out of that phase now
right well I'm off to the pube then
the line must go up
>>214959686there it is aha x
been loads of shite gimmicks recently can't think of a single good one
cronem axing for katy snapchat
>yeah reckon I'll dice up my tofu and coat them in gochujang and sesame seeds>15 mins in the air fryer jobs a good un
>>214958490
histones... more like... histwos. THE VAX
nice windy day for the 3pm walk :)
>>214959731all gimmicks are inherently shite
Charlie Nigghams
NOT a fan of charlie bighamsthe reason: none
Mouseypops and the Umpuddings x
>>214959731poo seal is a good onegive x examples is also good one
mousey and rorkesitting in a tree
cr0nem axing for k8y snapchat
just witnessed 'the cousins' from breaking bad talking and smiling a lot and being friendly
a lot of violence on - 2 will be applied tonight x
anu sulking man in?
any gay porn man in
>>214959682Glasgow underground is quite aesthetic in a retro future way
prokaryotes do have an envelope
>>214959650I've noticed newer arrivals from india to the UK do this on the tube because they come from shitholes like Madras where people decide the best way to get on and off a train is to sumo wrestle
the lads
Cronempops and the Timmybobbles x
>>214958491>>214958491>>214958491
mining poofterite down the gay porn mines
>successfully pull off a high profile assassination>the FBI have absolutely nothing to go on except some blurry CCTV footage, you're essentially in the clear>immediately confess everything to your roomate, then your father, then basically anyone who askswhy are zoomers so retarded
>>214959682Needs graffiti and disposed vapes everywhere
>>214959854>>214959854>>214959854
>>214959821why do they look like pervy da's walking past a hotel pool in benidorm
timmydem tap android phone screen viva streetcronem tap - 2 relief unit
>>214959869stfu
Making early news should unironically be punishable with a month banSick of you retards always clambering to be the next OP
