spagbol edishiom
I love you John Lennon soon we will be reunited
poo smells lmao
business idea: cheadle chocolate
government banned the disposable vapes but the refillable ones cost exactly the same so people still throw them away anyway
>>214959863was going to rival cadburys before the event happenedwhispers of sabotage still run in the chocolate industry
>>214959857unacceptably inconsistent these days
dubai chocolate is a COVER UP to gloss over and hide the history, when you used to search 'dubai chocolate' it was all related to sheikhs getting poo'd on by western women but now all that comes up is their marketing scheme dubai chocolate
love getting eod deadlines for things i dont have the right info for and will likely stay an hour behind chasing onmeant to finish in 20 minutes, probably won't cause the british are having lunch or wanking
get the charlies bingham'd
>>214959852you're retarded if you think he isn't a patsy and the real shooter isn't sat at home with his feet up
i'm angling for a grangling
>>214959935Well said
>>214959917good job that
>>214959928what kind of fucking dosser finishes at 3pm on a weds
need a Christian gf
asking rorke for a quick 5 minute chat at 5pm on a friday
>>214959960ahaha idk who this is but she sounds just like me
>>214959947smceing
let us post racebait or we will DOX you and make death threads, and no YOU are the evil one
>>214959686>>214959947Well you've got my vote for gimmick of the year
>>214959852FBI already had his rifle and DNAHe confessed because he wasn't able to retrieve the rifle and couldn't explain how he lost it to his parents
>>214959957i work 7-3 so i can avoid the early setting sun more efficientlyit's common to work these hours
think i might be the biggest career runt on /brit/turning 23 at the end of the year, no degree, no qualifications, only work experience was 2 years cash in hand on a building site and now 2 years working in a bar
>>214960017wow 23 life's basically over may as well pack it all in
>>214960017dont end up like this
reckon this hot honey stuff is utterly vile and just a cruel prank being played by some sadistic hipster marketing execs
>>214960001sounds like a properly grim family confrontation reminds me of this:>On the following day, when out on bail, he was confronted by his mother about the allegations. Huckle drunkenly admitted to raping children aged three to thirteen, at which point his parents refused to allow him to remain in the house. They contacted the police and implored them to arrest him. He returned to police custody.[27][28]about mega paedo richard huckle
>>214960037why are zoomers like this? i was generally pessimistic throughout my entire life and even i didn't consider it over until i hit like 26-27
>>214960017nothing wrong with it
>>214960017you can be the manager one day and earn less than the hourly bar staff while working longer shiftsbut at least your shifts involve sitting in the office working on rotas or neglecting to order the right stock
where did the racebait spam go? :)
>>214960069spainos hero
>>214959960dont like the redscare lotthey are rude and snidey while being insufferable gay retards themselves
*enters /brit/*
>>214960073zoomers are fucked in the head
>>214960108clocking off time in tel aviv
>>214960117>rude and snidey while being insufferable gay retards themselvesreminds me of a certain general on a certain imageboard
>>214959917I think anyone who has ever said dubai chocolate like it is an established thing created in dubai and not just chocolate with pistachio nuts in it and a viral marketing name attached shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>214960133ur a cool dude
bendy bat0ns twitching rn
>>214960092>>214960094i actually enjoy my job even though it pays like shit, the people i work with are a good laugh and you get talking to some interesting characters but the reality is there's 0 progression and i have no qualifications or education to move onto a better careeri'll just end up hopping from shit unskilled work to shit unskilled work repeatedly through my entire life
had a decent tradie career during my late 20s and through most of my 30smade enough money to buy a little house outright with the wifenow i just work 30 hours a week in the supermarket 5 minutes walk away enough to pay the bills and some spending moneylife is good
>>214960158based on a turkish recipe and the filo pastry is a big part of what makes itit's surprisingly nice but agreed that calling it dubai chocolate is a big disingenuous
I don’t have a job and I’m not smart enough to follow politics so is kier starmer actually doing a bad job or is it just the right wing media saying he is
>>214960176not necessarily
I know an Irishman with long dreadlocks and an Asian gf… Heathermong was right
>>214960069Huckle probably figured he was fucked anyway given he had already been arrested
>>214960047I had the mike's red hot version a couple days ago on pizza and it was goodjust tasted like a sweet chili sauce
>>214960198normies see the word 'dubai' and think it's posh
>>214960203best he cud do
>>214960209yeah probably i just mean I cant imagine how intense the emotions were in that house at that time, confessing to raping dozens of children to your mum
>>214960069imagine that exchangehow the fuck do you even just casually admit shit like thatjon venables used to also keep admitting what he did to random friends he made when he was first released
>>214960202aye it's inevitable, too thick to get a degree and forge a meaningful career you see
>>214960203Irish people are insane. I reckon they dream about the Notting Hill Carnival every night. There's something not right in their heads.
> now i just work in the supermarket
>>214960176in those kinds of jobs the right person can rise upbecame a team lead in a cafe in just a year and probably could have gone higher if i didn't earn more doing longer + extra shifts. once you learn how the places works you get decent chances.did have a borderline degree that only exists these days to prove i've been to uni though
>>214960257not a good way to make friends that
sir forced gimmick
>>214960069> He was educated at the Harvey Grammar School, Folkestone,[11] where he was described as "a bit of a loner, but nothing out of the ordinary" by friends.[12] could be any one of us
>>214960318what all of them?
We're trying to have a Teams meeting you foolWe're trying to have a Teams meeting you FOOL
might be unfair but i get massive nonce vibes off fully grown blokes working in supermarkets, those are the kind of jobs that teenagers usually get when they leave school uncs dont belong there
>>214960329>could be any one of uswell we do have spaki here so...
Timmy's brother-in-law preparing the food
>>214960295>nooo stop being happy with your life you have to be miserable like melmao
>>214960329>He was educated at the Harvey Grammar School, FolkestoneNo he wasn't we haven't had grammar schools in like 50 years
>>214960069>richard huckleFuck me with ears like those why didn't he just fly away from the police
>>214960351there are no teenagers at my supermarket the youngest person is like 23 most of the staff are between 30 and 60
Walmart
>>214960375>Doing slave labour in a supermarket>im living my best life!!Yh
be right back forum
>>214960429he'll eat it and look at his pajeet wife and say, "umm... it's delicious"
brainrotted zoomwogs think working 30 hours a week in retail is slave labour
>>214960382Makes you wonder if he really did all that noncing when they get simple things like this wrong.
just remembered that picture of frank bruno, sutcliffe and saville
>>214960543the lads, the boys as it were
tfw no latex gf
>im living my best life!!
attempting to ebay a sofa
timmy calls it peach fuzz
haha wow the accelerationists are here this is so exciting
Timmy call it peach fuzz omds
new heathermong obsession just dropped
Timmy sent to Tesco to buy Pupu's Veet cream
>>214960677only for her hair to grow back the next mornin LOLtimmy gon rationalize it as peach fuzz or sum other dumb cope phrase
Got a cold sore
>>214960677>It's only peace fuzz!>I think it's cute
christ is king
Morning team. Might have a cup of tea to start the day off right.
gosh gee whiz there sure is a lot of trolling outside of /b/ going on in here haha
this place is fucking boring it’s like 5% actually conversations then 95% spam, people talking to themselves and unfunny images
James Corden. Funny
>>214960713HAHAHAHATimmy on dat stronk copium
>>214960778*hisses satanically*
saw a man with a linea nigra once
>Morning team.
jad just spawned in cheadle
>>214960782Where is the peanut butter located usually? I was walking around like an idiot this morning
>>214960717that's an std you slut
timmy be breeding with ling ling and creating em elliot rodgersmeanwhile katy and the cronem be making em obamas, mahomes and drakes x
>>214960829near the almond butter
got a cole sore
>>214960792what do you want to talk about my friend?
Best he culd do
>>214960675its just the enxt thing in the cycle
>>214960863the cheadle incident
About to log off 4chan for an extended period of time. Not to say you can't post on here and have a life, but I certainly can't. AMA before I'm off.
>>214960848Where that
Pupu relaxing in Timmy's family home that she will soon own
>>214960841You won't be breeding with anything you smelly wanker
>>214960792i think the posts in this thread are very funnyif 4chan had emojis like on chat apps, facebook etc. then you'd also see people like thatit's the reason why a (you) is so high value. but some aren't in it for the (you) it's best to post what makes you laugh
>>214960817HOLY SHIT! LOOK OUT! JAD JUST SPAWNED IN CHEADLE
do you worship the greek gods?
>>214960863The political and economic state of the world
>>214960921Omdaaaaaaaays
>>214960841LOL you are a permavirgin and nobody will ever love you
>>>/bant/23317373>>>/bant/23317373>>>/bant/23317373
>>214960932Stupid downie
Timmy's Buckinghamshire home taken over by Pupu and her extended family
>>214960912cashew butter aisle
rorke frothing at the mouth screaming at the black amazon delivery worker and then running upstairs when his mum opens the door to collect his packaged kriegsmarine flag
>>214960992you are a permavirgin fraek and nobody will ever love you LOL these are the only replies you ever get LOL
>>214960833You have to have sex to get them though
>>214961001
how odd is it that I don't mind (maybe even like?) armpit hair on a woman?
>>214961008Why you taking this piss when this is serious and I actually need to find it
where is the bass?
>>214960976gonna give this one an angry red face emote
>>214960992trvke
>>214961051it's literally just to the left of the pistachio butter you FUCKING MONG
>>214961049you're worse than paedos
>>214961094Yeah that’s hilarious mate
>>214961049Some britons have french dna
>>214961100body hair is natural mate
ffs still not left the house and i have things i need to be doing. so fucking lazy i hate it.
>>214961126hate hate HATE dark nipples
>>214961106il n'y a aucun doute
>>214961025cold sores is mouth herpes
btw I didnt really mean to call you all povvos yesterday. it was just banterfilling for the post, a conjoiner
thinking about how my ex has had a child who is now sucking on the same tits i used to suck onand her husband now kisses her on the same mouth that sucked me off and swallowed my cum
>>214961126WTF?? do spanish people actually have dark nipples?I thought it was only blacks and indians?
>>214961178erm
>>214961178are you also thinking about how she's happy and fulfilled now whereas you're alone and bitter posting on 4chan
rorke in the pool wearing a special veruca sock and everyone still wants to get out even though it's perfectly safe
>>214961178gotem
>>214961178You’re a virgin though mate
why does diggerland exist
ned the toilers to get here pronto, save this dire excuse for a fucking thread
feeling nibbly
really into orla from the sewing bee
>>214961234cute lopunny I cannot post images
>>214961238Need them all sending back there innit
>>214961208i'm married to a different woman and we're trying for a baby
mad how women agree to suck men's smelly, unwashed cocks and swallow their nasty sperm
>>214961234something about her makes me instinctively want to be violent to her
rorke bitter that his true love's child has another mans eyes
>>214961126mmhmm saggydem for timmy x
>>214961238to satisfy man's eternal urge to dig
>>214961267women be drinking cum but wont eat a bruised banana fr
>>214961248annoying fucking celt larper
>>214961259Both of these are wrong. The kid on the right still have n*gger genetics concealed behind the Irish diaspora pale skin
fizzy lemon blackberry peach pomegranate grapefruit limeade
>>214961208bet shes full filled alright
>>214961271you need psychological help x
Doing a massive poo right now. Like, at least two feet of poo has left me in the past 5 minutes. On the plus side, all smooth, healthy, unbroken logs of kak so the extra fibre lately must be working.How you pooing lads?
>>214961307damn... this is your world today doe
>>214961302she is so beautiful and lovely that I can forgive any cringe from herit's endearing in fact
14 porcelain14 onyx
opened the door to let rorke out and he just walked awayhe came back later and asked me to open the door and just sat there looking into the garden
>>214961271sad that you hate the white race
why didn’t employed woman reply to me…
as i'm off work and doing boring house tasks that need doing but i have no enthusiasm for i have decided to get on the cans while i do them for energy, motivation, and focus
>>214961343shiieeeet just XL blackness smashing baby pink flesh LOL
leftypol running up stairs on all fours
>>214961343what does this mean
plasmids in bacteria may arise from lysis of other bacterium not just accidentally from a virus
>>214961359m8 i told you where the peanut butter is
still calling him prince charlesstill calling her camilla duchess of cornwallstill calling him duke of cambridgestill calling her duchess of cambridgestill calling him prince george of cambridgestill calling her princess charlotte of cambridgestill calling him prince louis of cambridgestill calling it her majesty's shipstill calling it her majesty's governmentstill calling it at her majesty's pleasurestill calling it her majesty's prisonstill calling it her majesty's revenue and customsstill calling it queen's counselstill calling it the queen's englishstill calling them the queen's guardstill singing god save the queen
>>21496138614 porcelain14 onyx
mental how entertaining games are
when all is said and done leftypol deserves the worst for what hes done to us
>>214961386Runescape posts that broke his fragile little brain anyone is a threat when you are bottom of the food chain x of course he had to make it about his interracial fetish (nobody will ever love him and he is a permavirgin freak). it is also the limit of his mental capabilities
>>214961393Seriously boring now
>>214961386dont worry x
>>214961315maybe. she just looks like she needs beating up.>>214961345i dont. its not something i feel towards all white people or all women. just that white woman.
>>214961421She carries all her n*gger genes in her pendulous nipples
all bag fib peporfable gap bliporball gyp pip
>>214961469leftypol dropping to his knees
>>214961469cockmogs me!
he wants you to fill out CAPTCHAS so that he can queue up more posts without having to sit there doing CAPTCHAS
Bit small that innit? Am bigger flaccid fs
saw a stick of katy's heroin
forcing leftypol and rorke into the same oversized t shirt so they have to get along
praying that orla from the sewing bee moves to london so that I can marry her and move to the highlands with here and shag her silly every day so she gives birth to 8 beautiful childrensadly I'm not celtic enough for her
the lads
shaking a bag of pork scratchings and rorke breaks his neck sprinting downstairs for them
>>214961504mental facilities working overtime to generate this post wheelchair
>>214961505Leftypol going in first only to discover the XXXXL is a perfect fit and there's no room for rorke
Durag-wearing cronem finished his Gherkin shift
>>214961499why are they telling the native people who can and cannot live on their landif the irish want ireland to only be ethnic irish why cant they accept that? arent they all about land back
mods are allowing the trolling and spamming then?
Druag-wearing cr0n3m finished his Gh3rken shift
33 minutes
>>214961519bet charlie's dropping cheeky jokes that donnie dump doesn't understand but laughs at anyway to try and fit in
>>214961519why does trump act superior to everyone and then embarrass himself by throwing it back for the british royals
>>214961499true though theres no going back now
>>214961554Only when it suits them, of course. Make no mistake lad, if they could push a big red button that erased all whites from existence, they'd push it.
>>214961499She's made a fatally wrong assumption in there
>>214961558but because the general can survive with itthis is the only thing the wheelchair spaz cud do
>>214961563timmy finna be upset x
>>214961573he loves shiny things and kings and queens have lots of those
mental how we all have the free will to get outside and go for a walk right now but none of us will
billy big bollocks
>>214961597kill yourself
>>214961621i do
>>214961554>if the irish want ireland to only be ethnic irishlol they'd accept all the palestinians if they could
>>214961621im actually walking back down ben nevis right now
>>214961621got a meeting in 30 mints
>>214961644pics hun x
>>214961637leftypols riz
Conjugation is the bacterial form of mating (sexual reproduction). It involves two cells forming a conjugation bridge between them that allows for the transfer of genetic material. The transfer is unidirectional, from the donor male (+) to the recipient female (—). The bridge is made from appendages called sex pili that are found on the donor male. To form the pili, bacteria must contain plasmids known as 22 sex factors that contain the necessary genes. The seeex porn sex sex AAAAA
wish me luck lads
>/q/ will be retired and replaced. The imageboard will be replaced with a suggestion box, where you'll be able to contribute feedback, report moderation concerns, and file bug reports.uh-huh
fat women rule the world
>Mohanad Abdullaahi Goobe has been named the 15 year old who died in Manchester on Monday afternoon.
>>214961669gambling is a mug's game
>>214961621bloody miserable out mate
might have a wnak
>>214961660cunt needs a trim
>>214961640not just talking about them but in generalif the english collectively decided (which i think most do want really) that they only want the country to be english why should some african woman say that's not happening? not her land is it
>>214961660mad how his ear looks untouched given a fucking bullet went through it aye
kill yourself your life serves no purpose. you are literally worthless
>>214961732meltdown
Whats your horoscope? Me, i'm a Capricorn.
>>214961645mmhmm x
>>214961732come on lad lets not hold this level of animosity towards anyone, wasting your energy when we could just be getting along and making friends instead :)
>>214961754sagittarius me
>>214961749gonna post more shit to the thread that nobody wants? w0wfuck off subhuman
still sad she didn't win
are charlie was a bum spelunker
Anime is for autistic man-children/trans-children/brown people.
luh melty activating x
>>214961783gonna post more shit to the thread that nobody wants? gonna get ignored some more? w0wfuck off subhuman
>>214961775charlie kirk scratched his anus? LOLdoes he realise that the anus is the bum hole and no one (apart from maybe gays) scratches it?
>>214961775not even a 'sheed but dont understand this, whats the difference between eating rice with hands and eating pizza or a sandwich
the fact that they fight (so hard) to be able to post it is funny and sad
>>214961814you clearly arent ignoring me ratpedo im a yank on a vpn btw
>>214961849mad how you can literally see the evil in her eyes, that christian larp doesn't hide the demonic visage
>>214961262Why not
>>214961835Not handfood is itSandwiches and pizza have handles built into them
>>214961893just filter them brother
>>214961775Charlie Kike died with smelly fingers and shit under his fingernails.
>>214961835i doubt he even cared i think this was when they were doing a twitter smear campaign for that brown nyc mayor candidate because he was eating rice with his hands that’s the sort of political activism that the modern yank right does for some reason. was the same thing with the lies about Haitians eating dogs and cats
>>214961894That'd because she's really Jewish
got the gybe on
>>214961894post your eyes
>>214961922progressive morality bros, how do we respond?
>>214961951based might whack on the ol' 'ing' rimson on meself
my amazon tat not even out for delivery yet absolute pisstake he'll show up when I'm mid wnak later
you should kill yourselfyou are literally worthless. your life serves no purpose
>>214961922the solution? allow both
>>214961957er okay
>>214961957fine but only because you've badgered me into it
Dollymong
Big melties
>>214961993mousey i love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn’t your heart
>>214961993Toby tantrum
>>214961922I don’t know why they get in the hospital beds and wear the little wristbands as if they actually gave birth. Seriously bizarre behaviour
>>214961993my purpose is for other people to look at me and think "at least I'm not him"
shhh keep it down lads he’s trying to sleep
witnessed an announcement of a report
recycle>>214959854>>214959854>>214959854
>>214962126accidentally burnt a portabello once and it looked like them
>>214962110Why are you spamming/flooding report announcements
>>214961640Surely one advocates for a Free Palestine specifically for Palestinians to live there and not here?
>>214961774who?