Kat Slater edition
this is the one
poo smells lmao
I didn't become just a little bit of a chud, I became a total chud
day off toilmissed a call from toilberg 45 minutes agohe put a message on the group whatsapp asking if someone can do a shift tomorrowdont want to do itim just going to ignore
miss the afternoon 'off to bed' frog poster hope hes doing ok :(
>>214959885>>214960522>>214960638posted in the wrnong thread LOL!
>>214962197NEVER bully me
>>214962192he went to sleep and never woke up
du du du du du purple people eater du du du du du purple people eater
Rorke FLUMMOXED
>>214959854More like Kate slam'er cuz id slam her ass
>wrnong
Silver medal new>>214958491>>214958491>>214958491
BREAKING: U.S. President & First Lady given ceremonial sex arse wank welcome
>nooo dont give me that sort of negative attention! fuck off retard
I left for work at 15:00 pm yesterday and some school kids were walking behind me and started throwing stones at me>>214962240My dad used to play this song for me when I was little and told me the pipe purple people eaters came out at night and I was scared of them for ages
dollymong
throwing a lit firecracker into my 102 year old nan’s bedroom while she sleeps
Posted It Again Award
>>214962307Kids in this country are so nasty
Dollymong
>>214962307what does your dad think about you being a tranny?
>>214959854Desperately need an abusive trashy gf like this. A series of them even.
cronem sitting in stolen rage rovers counting down outside them gates rn
>>214962405I've always wanted to ask you, where do you get your ideas from?
>>214962314so disgustingwould be like eating something slathered in gravy with your hands or eating a cake dripping with chocolate sauce and cream with themdo they not get that
Toby tantrum Toby tantrum
Classic assholefever.com wank timeMental how fit the birds in porn used to be
Roads nice and wet today, traction off on the drive to the gym I reckon
>>214962438They're not very intelligent
aff tae bed
eating soup with my hands and nothing wrong can do about it
>>214962263me at the top but not at the bottom
>>214962441back when pawgs were actually natty and had a tan
>>214962307It's because they want to make sweet love to your bussy
>>214962393He died when I was 12. He had mouth cancer and got pneumonia whilst in hospital and due to the cancer weakening his immune system the pneumonia killed him
>>214962443My brother used to sit in traffic with his M3 in sport plus mode and I used to think why bother
>>214962438Yeah mate, they need the supreme intelligence of the english man to tell them what a billion people have been doing aince the dawn of time (what the english were doing for most of their existance) is wrong.
>He died when I was 12. He had mouth cancer and got pneumonia whilst in hospital and due to the cancer weakening his immune system the pneumonia killed him
>>214962486good lad
>>214962499you'd be gone if that happened mousey x
still laughing about how charlie kirk fingers his anus
>>214962517I dont care and your arguent holds no merit
>>214962517done him
>>214962495Screaming
>>214962497What's he up to these days?
>>214962520not anymore he doesn’t
i don't eat anything except biscuits my handsput crisps and ritz crackers in a bowl and use a spoon so i don't get salt on them
My life soon
>>214962495what's he up to these days
>arguent
he had a wife and kids and you are alone LOL nobody has ever loved you LOL
>lord mandelson
>>214962559yeah?
>>214962520He should have put his fingers in the bullet hole instead of his anus
screaming at sam Hyde unironically crying over Charlie kirk what a fucking cringey gimp lol cant just be a cunt to people your whole life then cry when people are mean to you
>>214962558ritz don't have salt anymore it's all a rusecan't have anything nice anymore i need to salt my own ritz
>>214962495That's sad, do you think you have unresolved trauma from this causing you to act as though youre a woman?
symptoms: no attention span. constant useless information overload. warped reality. limited ability oor desire to self-reflect. body-mind disconnect. cutoff from people irl. constant state of angst. a desire to seek even more angst. false need to compare yourself to others who have no bearing on your life whatsoever
this team rocket event goes hard
>>214962497M cars are bone shatteringly stiff in sport plus, be horrible in town. Too stiff to actually send it as well, hit a pothole and it tries to put you in a ditch. At least the Jag is still comfy in dynamic. Definitely copping a pulley upgrade and remap after Christmas though, needs a bit more power
27 hours into my fast and I'm not even hungry
>>214962608get the cheese flavoured ones theyre really salty
just sorted out a new driving licence. had to pay £14 for it.
>>214962605have you changed at all since childhood
>>214962605He's scared he might be next.
>>214962495>He died when I was 12. He had mouth cancer and got pneumonia whilst in hospital and due to the cancer weakening his immune system the pneumonia killed him
>>214962558>i don't eat anything except biscuits my handsOh yeah? Do you know whether your boss, your friends, your neighbours, enjoy their burger?
>>214962598Swear down mate give me 5 years
>>214962619That what you told your job coach tobes?
>>214962605we already knew it of course but i love how this whole debacle has really shown just how thin skinned and hypocritical a lot of SoyRight niggas are
>>214962619someone has (obviously) hurt him, he gave up on life and developed apathy and a focus on the negative, sees that as what he gets/deserves so he goes out and gets all that because its all he knows. pretty sad
>>214962655how will you do it?
>>214962645i dont know why are you having a godont like the irish so wont respond further
>>214962638no unfortunately didnt have right wing grifter retards to tell me how to me a man so never grew up
>>214962627don't like cheddars so not sure if it's worth ittucs are still good thoughi want my crackers to be salty and nothing else, sometimes i get hardtack on ebay for that purpose
>>214962562His ashes were scattered into the Mediterranean sea>>214962611Not really I knew I was a girl prior to his demise
3 pm
how long until they just fully replace actors with cgi in 'live action' films?
>>214962708mmmhhhmm x
My dad was an alcoholic who would regularly abuse my mum as well.
>>214962696love tucs, used to get the bacon flavoured ones in spain but cant find them over here. do you have them in poland?
they are coming
>>214962741we'd all love to tbf
>>214962426Even one who was abused by her uncle?
>>214962605that harland williams incident completely buckbroke him
>>214962681Exactly, bitch. Cope and seethe.HEY RORKEI HEARD YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY BACK
>>214962745whom
>>214962708kill yourself >>214962809yes
>>214962825That's breaking the rules mousey
>>214959854>dark hair light eyesgoddess and noble phenotype yet timmies want to have blonde peasant looking ass mfs phenotype
i 'ate you butler!
*points gun at crotch*NOBODY FUCKING MOVE OR I BLOW MY COCK OFF
you are not welcome here you get no replies and 99% of the thread has you filtered, just like all the other personas
>>214962771never seen bacon ones for tucs specifically, but we do have similar brands in flavours like that, sour cream and onion, spare rib, paprika and others.same with pretzel sticks
>>214962441spunked to jodi taylor yesterday
I literally just FARTED
>>214962865*gay porn dances across the room*
Not a fan of biscuits and crackers in general
>>214962673Can’t expose my method can i
this basketball fella in serbia head bullied the wall when the ref gave him a warning and he paralysed himself kek
*Sits down at the /brit/ piano and starts playing, softly, solemnly, "I Am The Music Man"*
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU AIN'T MY MUVVA!!!
>>214962837I wouldn't say the last one is particularly sexist or patriarchal. It's more a comment or lament on the dangers of heartbreak
also just FARTED
Unless the White race transcends Christian morality and becomes Heydrichist Exterminators, we are going extinct.
>>214962916this is the worst thing you've ever said and the thing that makes me want you dead the most
>>214962916Can you PLEASE answer my question regarding peanut butter in ALDI?
the gates are openpale ones stepping into stolen range rovers
>>214962935you need to go to therapy
>>214962930I come from far away
>>214962903corr wish i was smelling it
>>214962935YES I AM
any just farted man in?
>>214962965Peanut butter is next to the custard just below the jams and besides the cereal section.
>>214962944lowkey sounds like some incel shi
Crappy weather for Donald's visit hahahah owned
>>214962996Thank you x
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-paUm-pa-pa um-pa-paUmpa-umpa-um-pa-paUmpa-um-pa-pa
>>214962996Do you do bum stuff?
>>214962993more of an about to fart man right now
>>214962993me but they barely smell anymore
>>214963020kek just thinking of this yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT8Su44TXy8
just bullied a wall
>>214963030No I don't
>>214962741Did he ever touch you?
wanked my cock silly
why not make all of the bacteria in the specific part of the body male
Find it bizarre how there seems to be such a deeply held hatred of "being posh" in this country. Especially when "being posh" is usually just slang for not being a spastic who prides themselves on their own laziness and stupidity. If you enunciate your words properly? Posh cunt.If you look at shoplifters with disdain? Posh cunt.If you try to educate yourself? Posh cunt.If you aspire to more than day drinking and watching love island? Posh cunt.Our reverence of being stupid and poor is holding us back.
>Liberal Democrat leaderSir Ed Davey said he would boycott the ceremonial banquet for Trumpto "send a message" over the humanitarian crisis in Gaza.Me boycotting sex with Kate Middleton in solidarity with my virgin bros
shut it rorke
Seems like that lad has stopped announcing reports
dad’s just come out to us as an incelsister’s hysterical mum’s in tears
Charlie Bighams pre prepared meal for team todayI refuse to call it a "ready meal" as I feel it doesn't do the quality of the product justiceFresh ingredients, prepared by a chef, just for me. Sure you pay a little bit more but for me it's worth it. The women love it too, can't tell you the number of times one has peeped my Bighams in the fridge and practically thrown herself at me!Some people in this thread will understand this, others won't.
the scottish woman and the american woman in my office became best friends. maybe they just hate us english.
>>214963070No he didn't
>>214963085get off this website or shithole thread. from the moment they wake up they are trying to get in your head
>>214963109grimmick
>>214963093You're just ascribing normal everyday things as being posh
learning is just repetition even the mentally retarded can do it
ice comes out of the fridge: posh
dey gon squeak
someone else rapes your arse: posh
>>214963126the ponies?
Well, I play the Dambusters*Plays Dambusters*Match of the Day!*Plays Match of the Day*Bagpipes!*Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave*
>>214963093Most of the time it stems from an inferiority complex from the working classDespite what leftymong will tell you any culture that stands the test of time and is of value has descended from aristocratic and upper classesWithout "posh" people this country would have nothing
fucking 20c, fuck off i want AUTUMN
>>214963111i have learnt that the english have no true alliesliterally everyone hates usdesignated villains of the world
wanking with a condom on: posh
I want to fart really really bad but I'm in the office with my coworker and I can tell it's going to be a loud and smelly one.
>>214963093never got thismaybe cos I'm not friends with any working class shits
Plan:>Book theory test>Pass it>Book practical test>Find driving instructor >Check they're available for the date of my practical test>Have lessons up to the practical test>Pass practical test Feel this is better than having endless lessons and expecting the instructor to put me in for the practical. I have to use my initiative.
rorke aura farming
>>2149632505000 more hours if driving and you'll nail it mate
>>214963109Well said
>>21496320420c is autumn weather
the absolute state of the thread by the way
>>214963250imagine your dad wasting away in a hospital bed thinking about how ashamed he is of his male heir lmao
>>214963284it's not all bad mate, the music mate did pop in for a bit
rapid clart will take place
why does my diarrhea bubble all the time, like it's a live primordial soup?
got the blanket wrapped around me but I'm leaving the window open as I like the cold air while I'm snuggled up
>>214963303He always said he was proud of me>male heirBro thinks he's a 14th century European royal
the amish population is currently 1 million in the usa and is projected to be be 6 million in 2075 why have you not accepted amish ways?
america as the fun loving hip ‘n happening 2cool4school yet righteous protagonistengland as the edgy stoicer and gayer dark counterpart introduced in the second game which becomes either a fan favourite or contentious anti-hero
reminder to report their posts
>>214963326why does your diarrhea bubble in the toilet bowl that’s fucking terrifying
Kosher salt?Seriously?
Is freeuse the only new porn genre to come out in the past few years?
just discovered an area of milton-keynes where all the street names are romancringing hard
>>214963085so peng
why is it so hard to get my bubble butt in my jeans?
>>214963347>He always said he was proud of meyeah look how that turned out for your9k fucked your head
nigga name is keir
>>214963303this is quite an evil thing to saywill not be getting behind this one
Pussy magnet
>>214963377nah thats just how cronem and katy relate
>>214963407looks like he is half black
>>214963347>He always said he was proud of mewhat on earth is there to be proud of? and just imagine how disgusted he'd be to see you now
>>214963407Don't care, still voting Trump
>>214963352
I have a list a list of shit that I need to get for myself to increase my social credit. the list order is based on what I can afford now and the ratio of how much it will help me. all of the things are on the list. in the end I will be OK
>>214963420>for 2only lonely incel freaks buy ready meals though
>>214963399>Doing a STEM degree>Doing taekwondo >Learning multiple languages>Have friends>Multiple hobbies and interests >Look after my mum which was one of his dying wishesYes mate he would be proud.
fucking hell nearly typed this website into the toil laptop out of sheer habit just nowIT would have been up my arse bigly
>>214963416good to know you're behind all my other posts at least
>>214963407Rorke is typing…
SIR CHICKEN JICKEY
need to fuck cute bubble buts (legal age)
>>214963501get them posted lad
rorke boosting in a hacked 10th prestige lobby
And at least I'm a decent person who doesn't spend their time abusing vulnerable women on the internet on a Wednesday afternoon
>>214963451yes they are who i was thinking of writing that
Epping hotel migrants caught hopping the fence into a local school this afternoonRemember who the state sided with
>>214963457Post the list
>>214963519get on the pablos put a siberia in your lip
got a screw lose
>>214963466idi sosi moy hui pindos
>>214963523me so hornyshow ass please {^^}
>>214963520I cannot post images...
the watch listhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican%27s_list_of_films
>>214963554what are we calling you again holden was it holden 3 day melty welty
>>214963531source?
>>214963528australia is knuckles
>>214963523>a decent personwho wants his own sister and her child deadvery decent of you
>>214963558based
>>214963523You're not a vulnerable woman though are you. Grown man who has deluded himself into believing he's the other sex. Even the name Employed Woman is tranny behaviour. You're so desperate to be seen as female that you have to announce it on your ID.
>>214963567of the (legal age) bubble butts?
be right back forum shower time :) enjoy your thread
>>214963585>yeah no real friends
>>214963603australia is black?
>>214963638>shower timebig day for the tobinator
odds i have a wankevens i go to the shops
>>214963638can i join :3
didnt wash my penis for 13 years and now have phinosis
luh waves dun
odds I read a book for 30 minutesevens I stay here for an unspecified time
>>214963523you don't do bum stuff??
wind just blew the window shut
>>214963656spiritually yes
rorke overlooked one thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA9jffsFpiE
sad
mouseys tiny willy squashed against the shower glass as i clap his cheeks
>>214963378Cringing at how space inefficient they've been. They've got roads just for the sake of having roads. Could get probably double the amount of housing on that land if they wanted to - at no real detriment to appearance or living standard.
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>214963826labradorable
>in October 2014, on the BBC's Sunday Morning Live, he stated that he wanted a limit on the number of children that British families can have, saying that he was "very often ashamed" to be British, calling them "a terrible race".steady on bill, we had you on to talk about garden birds
smiling a bitlike this :)
>>214963585did you actually just try and report that you friendless neek omdzzzzzzzonly got warned LOL charlie’s not coming back
there is billions of pounds of gold in mountains in northern ireland but paddies wont mine it because muh environment
leftypol unsubscribing from geowizard
goondem
>>214963890the amount of gold we have mined up throughout the entire history of our species is barely anything compared to what is still in the ground
just went for a piss but didn’t bother unraveling my foreskin the whole way so the stream shot off to the side and completely missed the bowl for a good second or two
>>214963902what did he do?
im confirmed not a robot, lads. how about you?https://neal.fun/not-a-robot/
>>214963936We need to mine the gold
don’t like the online bullying
>>214963971>unraveling my foreskin??
>>214963890get it mined and turned into free sim cards
>>214962195She's probably right, it's unlikely that a western country is just going to expel all the brown people. I know this makes Rorke mad but that's how it is. Maybe Rorke should stop being so angry about reality.
>>214963990>Welcome to Borough 17
it's pure satire
>>214964015my apologies i forgot this was a phimo general
>>214963990why does this country look so poor and run down and ugly compared to literally everywhere else in europe except places like bulgaria
my name is cuban peteim the king of the rumba beat when i play the maracas i go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom
>>214964035you pull back your foreskin to wee?
drinking a stella, what an absolutely foul beveragino it is
>>214963523Why do you defend paedophiles here then?
at least charlie didn’t die in vain…. it was an artery instead!
what's like being bottom middle class in a classist country like britain?
currently drinking a stella, the finest of all the lagers
>>214963980Got caught liking Reform posts and then released a statement affirming his support for Reform (see pic related). Reddit is, predictably, in crisis mode about it.
>>214964045Looks average to be truly honest. Nothing out of the ordinary. Even the weather makes it look like my hometown.
>>214963981giving it a goon level 11 with wally
>>214964102hated by those under you for being too poshhated by those above you for being too common
>>214964111what leftypol doesnt understand that the majority of people just arent comfortable being around lots of muslims and africans
addicted to porn me. not necessarily wanking over it but i just have to see tits and fanny at least once a day.
>>214963109Charlie Bighams isnt a real person
>>214964061yes lad because this sometimes happens otherwise >>214963971
>>214964085cretaceous meme
>>214964189you should get a gf
>>214964153is it true that kate middleton was middle class before marrying prince william?
>>214964209maybe a side effect of the southern hemisphereI just wee and it comes out in a straight line where my willy is pointing
>>214964227not everyone can
The missus pissed everywhere, just all over, been collecting it in buckets, the fookin' shop is flooded
>>214964111think I might unsubscribe tbf
How much is too much to spend on a coat?
mental how ig reels is literally just pornlike literally women with their nude tits and fanny on show
>>214964310don't think that's allowed
pooing shit from my willy bum
jumpers as goal postsnow that's British culture, and a beloved memory we all have
>>214964369Rorke taking the ball because his dinner is ready
>>214964237Yeah. She was still privately educated and her parents seemed to have fairly deep pockets, but she was still middle-class.
yeah that brown fella on a pushbike is the source of all your problems rorke mate, whatever you say
>>214964410this nigga arguing with people in his head lol
>>214964410Alri Strawmanlad
>>214964111funny how rorke can put up with all his favourite youtubers having diametrically opposed politics to him and being extremely vocal about it, but leftypol throws a wobbly when somebody votes for a party he doesn't like
>>214964410him along with white women
>>214964029>It’s smellier here
>>214964369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeRoSFZWbs
uhhheeugghh
>>214964441i dont think someone as mentally ill as leftypol could ever be accepting like that
>>214963461We call them pre prepared meals round here, show them the respect they deserve
>>214964493good post this
>>2149640300 repleis on that 0 replies on this post
Leftypol having a meltdown the moment somebody disagrees with him
wealth inequality
>>214964506i call it slop
DO NOT care for this "sponge bart" American animated funnies character on the telly recently. Haven't been letting the little ones watch.Not natural at all.A pineapple under the sea? How's that for Yank mumbly jumbly shite for yeh?Works as a fry cook, he does, and all giggles and sunshine as a result?Tory rubbish!And how dreadfully twee and ignorant it all is with that octopus fellow taking it on the chin over 'is art studies, innit?Load of materialistic capitalist bilk, and all Reddit agrees see, media-lit'ret, that's me.And who gave them leave to name a place in a kid show after a BIH KEE NEE? I wasn't asked ought about it at all, I tell you that, I wasn't consulted and you can put that right down in your books.That's why the education's gone all wrong in the States, that's why they've gone to the fascism. No money for teaching the little ones, we've got to use it all on a pineapple under the sea, shouldn't wonder!
>>214964493ktim
currently eating wholewheat bagels with 8g of protein per bagel
>>214964519+1 reply
>>214964310they do a wee at all on there?never bothered with an account but that might get me to
my penis
>>214964597>>214964597
>>214960970me one day
>>214964085booo
>>214964506Well said
>>214964576mental that you thought this was worth posting, really really mental
