English History and Culture edition
>>214971516Well said
Any Mayo-Kermode listeners in?
poo looms
Please stream “Guardian Angel” one of 6 bonus tracks available on "EMOTION 10th Anniversary Edition". Out 17th October.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bfxVSysSvA
>>214971562used to be before they went private
in the form he's in, how do you drop him?
>>214971562>MayoIrish surname>KermodeIrish surname
>>214971580Old bitch
lads i need to take all my doors off their hinges to paint them but what sort of setup is good to hold them while theyre getting painted? might paint one side and wait for it to dry and flip them cause i cant think of any way to hold them up to paint both sides at onces cheers - humbert
>>214971562used to before they went woke
Bart Simpson
DaBaby just dropped a music video dedicated to Iryna Zarutska, the Ukrainian refugee murdered on a train in his hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina.He retells the story where she is saved by DaBaby
>>214971562used to be before they went woke
>>214971588charlie kirk: *the sounds of arterial blood spurting*
do you have a favourite pornstar to wank your willy to?
>>214971589the answer is — you don't.
neoliberal bull logging in
scranning a bighams
>>214971610hang em by the hinges from your pullup barnylon rope will probably do the trick
just learned that some stones in stonehenge were taken from south wales, 200km away. mental that. what do you think happened there then? aliens? ghosts?
gary eats is having a £1 breakfast
>>214971662they’re really quite scaryi wonder if real women actually do accept them as women and like them or if they’re just saying it
Love it when plans are cancelled
Thank you, Lord, for blessing us all with BoutineLA and the many cuties who long to model for them.
>>214971685gnomes
Nowadays it’s just rape footballers get done for
>>214971660used to quite like this 4 foot fuck all flat chested latina cant remember her name
>>214971700shame about the faces
Can't believe that when I'm feeling my most anxious right now is when everything is breaking and I have to talk to people and that
>>214971700nice clappers beat faces
>>214971680pretty clever actually might try it
>>214971662she kinda cute
>>214971685>200kmFOY
>>214971713didn't are terry piss off a balcony onto them
>>214971713Lol nice. I'm a Chelsea fan now aha x
>>214971497post preg niley hott is peng, ever seen that clip of milk dripping from her chebs
>Beckham's maternal grandfather's maternal grandmother, Elizabeth Lazarus Llewellyn, was Jewish.[33] Beckham has referred to himself as "half Jewish"[34] and wrote in his autobiography "I've probably had more contact with Judaism than with any other religion".[35] In his book Both Feet on the Ground, Beckham states that growing up he attended church every week with his parents, because that was the only way he could play football for their team.[36]wouldve honestly never have guessed
batons are slippy and shiny now
>>214971713fucking hell just remembered jody morris
>>214971781You like the batons don't you?
corr>Charli XCX stuns in a plunging white swimsuit as she soaks up the sun in Sicily with shirtless The 1975 drummer husband George Daniel after their second weddinghttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15106881/Charli-XCX-stuns-plunging-white-swimsuit-soaks-sun-Sicily-shirtless-1975-drummer-husband-George-Daniel-second-wedding.html
>>214971767so that's why he missed that peno
>>214971767>Lazarus LlewellynImagine being resurrected as a w*Lshmandios mío
I wish she'd contact me again. I miss her so much.
>>214971497why this bitch nipples look frostbittenlove delicious pink nipplesi like how asians use chemicals to pinken their nipples because they like pink nipples too
>>214971798the batons are all he thinks about lad he fucking loves them
ultrawide stretchen di likkle m4 shmoove out
>>214971810hate people who have a first name for a last name fuck off
>>214971781relay heats aren't for another 3 days
>>214971610lay them flat on 2 chairs
>>214971820same lolbroke up august 2021last contact may 20224 years ago bloody hell
>>214971890based when it's the other way around thoughyou sound like a brazilian footballer
>a bit of a goerHa! Nice one. That's a nice and very human expression. I am always surprised whenever I find people of these isles have such expressions.
>>214971890my last name is a first name but with an s at the end
>>214971712too small and not enough of them to carry the stones methinks >>214971744sorry lad just copying what the video said x
Decided I’ll be watching the Chelsea match
>>214971923in the eyes of the irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato
>>214971921>Hi, my name is Johnson James. No, Johnson is the first name.
>>214971685pre-historic humans were a lot smarter than we give them creddit for
int mod ban the cuckposter (check your report requests silly)
Sir Nonce Apologist
>>214971820You’re not the lad with the ex of 4 years are you, he was going on about that about a year ago when I was last here
Can vital organs like heart, brain etc shrink
Might buy a McLaren 720S
>>214971959Fachten fuchten essen meine scheisse
London, Little Venice
Unsubscribing from geowizard
>>214971973not saying theyre not smart right but trying to wrap my head around the logistics it mustve taken them yonks to get the stones from wales to wiltshire
Drinking a Skibidi Rizz Bomb (£1)
>>214971998yes
*pulls out willy**slams it on the table**it breaks the table*oh sorry mate that wasn't supposed to happen, err I'll buy you a new one mate*sheepishly tucks willy back into underwear and trousers*
>>214972067it happens
the yelow and pink one she is literally me
>>214972007https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tJu1xPkmwvo&pp=ygUYYmxhY2sgc2FiYmF0aCBzdG9uZWhlbmdl
>>214972067reminds me of that scene where danny d fucks lolly badcock in front of about ten other women
Olise brace incoming
they had more time to think about things in the old days so obviously they were smarter
May treat myself to a poo
>>214972047not really, humans can pull surprisingly large weights with combined strenghth and good timingbut it does show they they had to have had accurate ways to navigate over large distances, and a shared belief system in order to convince that many people to perform the taskread The Dawn of Everything
sir arsene wenger
treating myself to a Cole palmer masterclass
so tired all the time and my life is going nowhere fast!
>>214972009>>214972105It takes energy to rule Ireland. The animal that is not trained will quickly return to its natural state. For the Irishman, the return to nature is the return to a more primitive form of life.
me and twin
sir bum wrangler
>>214972124they only seem smart because no one had though of anything yet>things won't move if you don't touch themfrom """""genius""""" issac newton
>>214972047maybe they put them in wagons
just fixed an issue with one of my kitchen appliances
Geofascist
The Hill Garden and Pergola
>>214972141go on lad get stuck in. enjoy yourself why not.
bulbous pg tip recklessly hurling through luh hymen
i think heatherpaedo is depressedthe pure satire and educational tidbits just aren't flowing like usual
walk on promised roads
God
>>214972217beat your gf?
>guys leave me alone I'm not a racist ok just concerned about the numbers >rattles off some great replacement theory nonsense
remember the egypt bot?
Pushed out something brown from the hole in my arse earlier. Might ring 999
>>214972243christ you really love willies don't you
>Chimps drinking a lager a day in ripe fruit, study findsthe lads
>>214972278Kek what was its deal, it was posting random shite for months
got brain fade from you twerps
>>214972278i thought he was just a retardhe seemed harmless enough
Pretty mental how we're reliant on infrastructure the Victorians built. If it weren't for them we'd be worse than a 3rd world country
>>214972248probably been spending upwards of 20 hours a day on /pol/ with recent happenings taking place
>>214972271not nonsense if it's trueyou lost leftpol
>>214972248be nice if he blew his luh brain out x
>going through manure game threads>see this>>>/sp/150787041
wine : openedair crash investigation : onwilly : smelling potent
Leftypol asking for just a trim at barbers, take an inch off or so
got half the thread filteredfeels good man
>>214972248>tidbitsFOY
no hope of getting a white gf, time to look for an asian one
>>214972319that's not mental lad that's an old nation with a solid history of clever folk
Huge strong rorkes the men about town with fresh skin fades
The /brit/ library is the most prestigious library in the world. It is home to many great works of literature such as "Doing a Poo", "The Adventures of Poo Seal" and "I Am Pooing Out of My Arse"
saw a black girl wearing short shorts and flip flops in sainsburys
>>214972388that bitch
>>214972369you'd be amazed how different they'd look without all that makeup
>>214972388got a peek at her arse?
>>214972376Yeah and we haven't built anything since and our neo liberal government refuse to build anything. Hence thank fuck for the Victorians
>>214972369worthless bastard find a white women and make an Englishman. they will shag anything
>>214972335kek how many young /spee/ lads must be saving that image to their wank banks right now
>>214972388haha timmy's crush
>>214972381the only library with a full collection of wankard pooser's works
>>214972411Aye her legs and feet toocouldn't get enough really
Great I wanted to watch SOPRANOS but my dickhead brother is going to force me to watch some Liverpool football game
>>214972404don't care. women wear make up all the time>>214972417they won't shag me mate
>>214972381it was burned to the ground by ISISinternational socialist ignorant starmerists
put me in Asia and I'll come back as a father
>>214972450at least your brothers doing it alright in life it seems
>>214972472I hate Americans so much lads
>>214972450get the Chelsea on
day 3 of illnessfeel utterly grimologybe warned lads there are flus on the prowl
>>214972450hope they lose, nothing personal
>>214972514they're a grim bunch
>>214972256love Him
>>214972450atletico will park the bus and liverpool are playing like shitthe bayern v chelsea game will have loads of goals
>>214972536if i get sick again and cannot come in toil will be issuing me with a warning
>>214972536raped by flu
>>214972261KEK>>214972218KEK
>>214972536had flu maybe once ever. fucked me right up
>>214972571okay andhate augustine because he always has interesting sounding things like this but it doesn't really make any sense
glod
got a headache and I'm cream crackered
malcolm in the middle is such a good fucking showthe one bad episode is the clip show that the network wouldve forced them to do
>>214972596In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato
Get the balls kicked
cronem kick di ball
>>214972608t. mathtard
All of Discord was hacked all chatlogs dumped 2.1 B threads
>>214972450Ayyy! The balls on this guy!
>>214972596Fuck off Tom
It's pure unadulterated satire.
>>214972600couldn't wank for over a week when i had itbits of my spaff hit my face when i was finally able to empty the tanks again
who /cans/ here?
>>214972655smash players and trannies committing mass suicidethey were only trying to be a friend to the kid, they say
>>214972646no i'm too retarded for math as well
>>214971890xcx is a stupid name, first or sur
>>214972450quasimodo predicted this
>>214972655>All of Discord was hacked all chatlogs dumpedGot photos all over there
Spaino hasn't been the same since Trent left
>>214972689on the northern monk, i am, i am
have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?morons
feeling poo grangled
>>214972737greek nonces
>>214972737vpn off gingernonce
has a woman ever stuck her finger up your bum
CHELSEACHELSEACHELSEA
>>214972737Only know socrates from bill & ted me
last chance ladslast chance to wack a tenner on olise getting a brace
kate bush
>>214972655I bet I said a bunch of dumb shit on there, I wonder if anything will come out of it. It was bound to happen at some point.Over at the 'bab getting me some grub.
more like scrotrates coz he chats bollocks
>>214972801thats based
>>214972655No it wasn't. Just scraped a bunch of public servers.
>>214972801Do they get a gun to shoot the rubbish
>>214972369Where’s the fat one?
>>214972830might shave my pubic servers
ᶜʰᵉˡˢᵉᵃ, chelsea, CHELSEA, CHELSEA, chelsea, chelsea, ᶜʰᵉˡˢᵉᵃ
>>214972801grim
Up the fucking chels, the day /brit/ finally all agreed on something
>>214972853this is a millwall thread
fotbell woo love some fortballlet's get a chant goingu start
FC BAYERNSTERN DES SUEDENSDU WIRST NIEMALS UNTERGEHENJA SO WAR ESUND SO IST ESUND SO WIRD ES IMMER SEIN
bollocksander ballsak
Yid Army
Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular football club.
>>214972801niggas be like>I did 2 tours in the compost bin
good time as any to post this
which one is chelsea. is that the one with africans?
never understood discord. every server i went to had nobody talking in it.
throw back to when I was doing trials at west ham
>>214972907you never kicked a ball in your life
Sir Hari Kein
>>214972836Your goddamn right they do. In New York City every bin has a resident groid and an Italian-American businessman extorting the noble bin men.
>>214972887to the tune of christmas wrapping by the waitressesMADUEKE!MADUEKE!HE'S A NIG NOG AND HE'S ON THE WING!MADUEKE!MADUEKE!HE'S A NIG NOG AND HE'S ON THE WING!
Right lads, a jokes a joke but come on. What one of you’s got Maddie?
>>214971810Rorkes da
can reach both shift keys with one hand
raiders of the lost clarc
>>214972999Alri ET
>>214972934corblimey
>>214972999i can do esc to right arrow in one hand
Yayyyyy my brother let me carry on watching sopranos!
>>214973034post your big ass hand
*polls /brit/ via tanstack query 30 second refetch timer invalidate cache when stale*
>>214973034no you can't be quiet
>>214972801is that a tranny in a hijab
>>214973057is this one of keir's rent boys?
>>214973057>>214973077hm
>>214973047>>214973053it's a small keyboard actually. I can almost palm a basketball though
>>214972934need to give her a son named cody asap
>>214972999can do ctrl to almost altgr me
>>214973108london?
the Liverpool reds have scoredThe Liverpool reds have scoredI can confirm
feeling anxious x
>>214972930would never join a public server because they're all full of mong children and yanksjust use it to talk to my gamer mates
>>214973098I can palm a basketball if it's new and still very grippy
i really should not browse 4chan when i'm feeling nauseous
>>214973138get on the bokkles and tins de lod
guys i would like to take back the claim that i can one hand from esc to right arrow. I just tried on my Mac and work laptop and could only get in between the left and down key.
>>214973148Lucky nauseous x
>>214973077This is what when you buy a takeaway from some smelly establishmentCharlie Bighams is a much more sensible choice
balancing a handful of haribo starmix on my belly because i don't want toget the sofa sticky
>>214973148*nauseated 4chan is nauseous
>>214973163sup crodie xcronem lookin zooted off dat luh clickum LOL
the red man has kicked the ball into the goal
>>214973163mmmmmhhm xI'd start wanking but I'm on the balcony!
the Liverpool reds have scored againThe Liverpool reds have scored again I can confirm
iphone air looks interesting
A second man has kicked the ball
Kpop desu lads
>>214973241as thin as his luh squinty eyelids
>>214973241wow saved carrying around 50g
>>214973241herro it eye phoneu get it? u rike?
>>214973241looks flimsy. will bend in pockets
>>214973276Well said
how do i get interested in footy?
>>214973276made of titanium so doubt it lad x
>>214973276they said the same about my cock
why's he posting muppets then
what we reckoning lads, will i break my PB of 5 pullups and get the elusive 6?
>>214973287Don't. Full of wogs now
>>214972801LOL! deez timmies be dressing like they in a waronly war going on is what the cronem are doing to katy in the gherkin!
>>214973271mmhmm he gon tek her to Bashington rd. yeh?
So liverpool actually did score the goals that quick? thought it was lies
tofu broc and sweet chilli pepper gochujang rice bowl
>>214973300screen made of titanium as well is it?
bro just posted on 3 devices
i don't consider people who buy the latest iphone to be human
Right well this is getting beyond a joke are we overthrowing leftypol and his evil mates in the government or what
>>214973323sup crodie xI'm on the balcony
>>214973176no i'm also feeling really embarrassed because i was out with friends and suddenly felt sick and started dry heaving right there on the sidewalk downtown in broad daylight. so humiliating
cronem headen out fi di gherkin shift
whys the liverpool man named mohamed
>>214973340Lol
>>214973338Rocket Maaaaaaaan
>>214973338wish i was sober enough to cookinstead it will be potato waffles and microwave curry sauce
Considering becoming a fascist Any tips?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WusQQDaNSAName a better collab
>>214973340First time posting with spaki?
dem airmasses a do di squeakydem?
>>214973202i know, thank you dad. i knew i should have corrected myself as i was typing
>>214973381look up Hitler
>>214973287What’s your local team
>>214973399Bristol City
>>214973399Doxxable info
>>214973392sup crodie xin case you missed it earlier, I'm on the balcony
then why don't you get of your backside and get a JOB
>>214973417start by picking a different team
>>214973369hes literally posting on cooldown on 3 diff devices bro is not well
>>214973382Phil Collins and Philip Bailey - Easy Lover.Obviously
>>214973399for me, and many others, it's the mighty stockport countyUP THE HATTERS!
>he's sad that his "friend" missed his homosexual fantasy post>he takes his reputation VERY seriously and thus posted it again for the attention
who's the best teamthats who i supportonly support winners
Essential /brit/ literature
>>214973448Bristol Rovers it is then
>>214973241idk i like my big clunky iphone 15
>>214973474BasedUp The Gas
>>214973241three hour battery life
>>214973469Sheffield United mateOne day, we're winning the lot. Get in on the ground floor
>>214973472Waiting for the new NRSVue Diadem to be released by Cambridge bibles in the next month or so
>>214973503Scr
>>214973503eam
>>214973392say hello to me mateI'm not fucking joking around
>>214973503Incredibly rude. What is wrong with you people
need a couple of pipe-hitting musky black thugs to split my little white arse wide open with their jungle harpoon bbcs
I'm not racist but kinda uncomfortable that basically half of all children born in this country aren't really from a background that has much do to with this place
>>214973538That’s a frog, not a person, silly
used to watch man city play with a girl I fancied but actually I didn't even like footballwhat a cunt I amused to play fifa and football manager with her too
>>214973551wankpuffin
>>214973503rooting and tooting
>>214973524>>214973533>>214973538Screamincredibly rude
>>214973503poo screaming
I'm am racist and completely uncomfortable that basically half of all children born in this country aren't really from a background that has much do to with this place
>>214969439>>214969439
>>214973549Was just saying this down the pub
>>214973551alri geowizard lad
>>214973503brownbros our response?
>>214973503apu keeping the average 4chan poster well in check
*rate limits you based on the x-forwarded-for header in your request*heh.., nothing personnel kid
>>214973551Rorke mate that's what the billionaires want you to think you cock womble
just put the response object up my arse
tea donenow to watch the football then go to bed
>>214973601no clue what this meansmaybe because I'm a shagger?
>>214971773>>214971773>>214971773
>>214973601LMAO
he year is 2045. The whole of England lives under ANGLO RULE. All English males are celebrated. English women live to serve ANGLO KINGS in vast Georgian mansions. Welcome to England's ANGLO FUTURE.Oliver Ramsay remembers life before the restoration – before the government-issued hand-drawn ales, the flat caps, Barbour jackets, and mandatory Morris Dancing. He lives on the peaceful outskirts of Oxford, where he hides his beautiful national pride from the clutches of the victorious New English nobility.As musclebound nobles prowl the countryside searching for humble Englishmen, Oliver will stop at nothing to overcome his modesty. In his herringbone pattern harris tweet hat, quality trousers and well made leather shoes, Oliver gives his unbreakable word to a garrison of courageous upper class soldiers: the ultimate act of patriotism and achievement. But is gentleman Oliver prepared for the overwhelming celebration of wit and creativity? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his greatest desires... and his most longed for imperial fantasies.Acclaimed author and pro Beefeater John Cunningham presents a tantalisingly joyful vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of anglo-on-throne nationalistic englishman-on-pride action push the boundaries of collective destiny. The ANGLO KINGS have their way with Oliver's innate stiff-upper-lip, uplifting and reassuring and eloquently navigating through one of the most orderly aristocratic ceremonies in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the uplifting prose, a triumphant narrative full of realisable world-building unfolds.Experience the true power of anglo nobility in redcoats. Prepare to receive the ultimate adulation. Explore the mind-healing world of ANGLO FUTURE, the first book in John Cunningham's brand new series.
love it that half the time people fight over the new and the other half nobody can be arsed to make one
wondering where mumberg is with my dinner.
entire protobuf message down the ingestion pipeline
yah we hail yashua preserve Selassie prepare wisdom guides praises lady at Mary
bayern munching have scored
No new until page 8
>>214973679Shes getting shagged off a darkie
>>214973706>>214973706>>214973706
