Broch-bagger edition
>>214976802rorkes crib
I NEED TO BE MAYSEELWFFF
>>214976805special needs more like
Rorke using this to write his "memoirs"
some form of brown material has just left my undercarriage region
Dark-skinned, natural-haired African girls with lovely London lilts. My dream.
Shoutouts to all my Commonwealth homies!
our girl mahmood will send them all back
>>214976842ahaha that's the onebut i had the red one with the blue handle
>Palmer thought he'd scored againscreaming and hollering
Bodger and Bader edish
>Trump breaks royal protocol with 'pat' just seconds after greeting Royal FamilyWhy do we put up with this nonsense. Chuck him in the tower
floppian wurst
>>214976852Ugly face though, looks like shovel dog
>>214976870Thought Elton might've left this alone, being a kids' show. Mucky cunt.
Scared of geese since I went to a farm with my family as a toddler and they told me not to stick my hand in to feed the goose or it would bite me and I stuck my hand in and it bit me and I screamed
how come all the servants at the state banquet are white english
dearth of (You)s in the last thread. not happy.
>>214976881to think he looked class in the bumdersliga lmao
>>214976842Had one of these because my hand writing was terrible same with another lad in our classDidn't help a bit
>>214976884Very glad someone posted this
>>214976891would you let a brownoid near your food?
funny that Olympians and that just find something they're naturally good at from a young age and decide to try hard it to maintain their advantage over other people.Wonder if I had such a sport but just never found out about ti
>>214976888deserved you stupid piece of shit lmao
ABLs on suicide watch
>>214976842leftypol testing it in his arse
>>214976891we aren't getting that trade deal if trump comes into contact with a single muslim
>>214976921with one post, you've got the world record in the fastest i've ever been bored to death
>>214976842comfy pensthere was a spacker in my primary schcool that used those, it was me actually i was going to lie but really no point in lying as you will tell by my post that i'm a spastic anyway
>>214976895(You)s are nothing to meI average 3.2 (You)s per postIt's got to the point that I sometimes I wish I could just post in peace
simeone seething
>>214976946Hhhngg imagine the poo-sme farts
>>214976946Would love to stick a straw in her batty and slurp down her shit and farts
>>214976888geese can be scary too. they'll chase you around honking at you
lets be honest though lads bodger and badger was the greatest telly show ever made, genuinely astonishing that it's not more well known around the earth and that
>>214976921nah their parents force them into it at least at the beginning.they might (in fact they certainly do) come to love it later, but no kid chooses to get up at 5:30am to go to practice before school 4 times a week
>>214976951glad i could make your death come quick x
Sir Chocolate StarfishLady Hotdog Flavoured-Water
Liverpool. Magic club.
What actually goes on at that royal banquet? I didn't even notice that it wasn't just Trump and royals, but a bunch of the American tech giants too.
Chelsisters...........
>>214976965lol when is he ever not
>>214977008surfeit of lampreys
aff tae bed
>>214977008It's like a big banquet
>>214976973Keep this up for a decade and you could become a /brit/ legend
scuse me lads, got some homework to do with this bad boy
>>214977008Never you mind :)
>Liverpool. Magic club.
>>214976958don't believe you for a second but also we should strap you down and extract all your (You)s for fair redistribution
>>214977008Trup's disgraced himself by demanding a Big Mac meal.
ChelSHIT
>aff tae bed
>>214977021she got that arrested development phenotype (NOT A COMPLIMENT)
>>214977008pedo party
>>214977037Thought Quasimodo was a PSG fan?
need to sex are rubes
>>214977037love these crowd reactionsthere's another one of liverpool supporters where everyone in frame genuinely looks like a neanderthal
>>214977031>Right we've made these really shit pens that feel like felt tips, no one's going to buy these>Er... what if we call them handwriting training pensflipping shysters
sucking golfballs
>>214977053kek that's her done
>>214977021ruby ruby ruby ruby! ahhhhhhhahhh
*smacks the fuck out of your thigh with this WMD*
I reckon many sex thoughts are made inside Ruby's big bonce. Some of them must be illegal
>>214977112i used to suck minenot sure why
>>214977031*makes a smudge on every word because God decided to make me suffer as a lefty*
>>214977112someone smacked a kid on the back with one of these and the kid pinned him down and bit his cheek until it bled
>>214977128I kno whwy
>>214977131should have had that nonsense beaten out of youwoke gone mad
whacking this bad motherfucker out first day back in september just so everyone knows what i fuck with>>214977131ktim
my friend in primary school used to sit and eat blu tack
Keir
So was he a patsy or not Pol?
*smacks you in the face at one million miles per hour*
about to watch a british movie called daddy's head
>>214977165before woke you could do things like that
Why do people who have never had sex freak out about this?
>>214977136'tism rage
slippy oval baton administering di quicktap rn
>>214977188the fuck is that woke shite
Shitting. Yes, again.There’s no end to this.
Aura.
for me it was these little building pencils
Never got into volleyballAlways hurt my arms
>>214977189couldnt make that anymore. not woke enough.
>>214977196Because the ones who do are low environmental iq, high social iq. Incels are the opposite.
>>214977196this is three parts of the antichrist (a trinity, if you will) everything about this is wrong. it is WRONG
>>214977245*pops them all out of the holder and reassembling like im stripping down my colt 1911*
>invited by party to girl I was in love with>she wasnt into me, but good friends>her friend gets cheated on and finds out at the party>my friend introduces her to me, pissdrunk, eyes damp from crying, and says "Meet anon, he's nice">cuckedgirl flops down on sofa next to me and rests her head on my shoulder>watch friend walk away with aching heart>cuckedgirl asks me if shes pretty>put hand on her head and gently lift it off my shoulder>"You're alright">leave partyReally soured my view of women tbqh
>>214977037fascinating genetics on show
>>214977196sex with all 3 (the women, not the... er...)
me? i was a top set student
Catyank WYA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfLMeQo-iU
>>214977287Darkie?
>>214977295yeah sametop set, gifted and talented, the lotprobably why i have a first class degree now
name two (2) inventions by palestine
>>214977128i know what you are
really rattled him with that one, didn't i
>>214976946I must say, this is the perfect arse.
>>214977321Already been covered
>>214977318i was the same and i'm a dropout burnout waste of oxygen NEET, so it goes
>>214977341well?
was top set in maths and sciencedidn't even like maths but the numbers just spoke to me like I had savant syndromeshit at maths now though so not sure what was going on then
>>214977196i have sex and i think it's dumb virtue signalling
>>214977321good point. i now believe they should all die
reckon the forever chemicals in smelly pens are responsible for my failure to thrive in adulthood
>>214977354I’m sure you’ll find it if you look back
used the phrase 'chimping out' on a work zoom call.hmmm
>>214977318only got a 2:1 me. not bad for sub 50% attendance
>>214977378nah
>>214977249it's from 2024 but idk it might actually be woke. guess i'll find out
>>214977321Underground pedestrian highwaysMorally impenetrable shields (hospitals)
*PLARP*
>>214977384once accidentally called my black colleague "BBC"
you lads ever look up what your peers from school are up to these days hahaI do that a lot haha
>>214977413how tall are you?
>>214977407>tunnels I am boycotting digging tunnels or using tunnels (or "underground tunnels"). no more going around digging tunnels for me
>>214977421no, couldn't really give a fuck at allone of them found me on linkedin a while back, that wasn't great, she's removed me sincei have no past, i only have the present
MA'AM COVER BOBS!
>>214977421my mate's wife does this and then he feeds it back to me. One lad who i was alright with is now a millionaire. fair play
>>214977196TNHSD
>>214977421yeah lots of them have kids and houses of their own
blow pensspider writersthose two pens you could squeeze together and make a gradientoldschool stationary was great
>>214977414um...
got a snusage on (put zyns in my sausage)
>>214977468Do you have kids and houses of someone else’s or something?
>>2149774285’10”
goddamn sabrina
>>214977472was going to ask what spider pens were but you arent talking about palestine/israel so idc
airmasses squeakytek dat tek dat
>>214977477and then what you're holding the sausage in your mouth so you absorb the nicotine? you didnt really think this through did you, foolish boy, odious guttersnipe, WRONGUN
>>214977414Today at work I described someone as "nonwhite" to my manager without thinking
Why is there transanarchism but no transfascism even though right-wingers love tranny porn?
I know this might be someone elses opinion/aura but I agree. first, the right/left doesnt really give a shit about electric cars (the right just wants to own le libs). second of all the batteries make slavery and at the en of the day the left just wants slaves in my opinion if the left supports slavery that is bad
Joke: NHSBespoke: Lebensborn and RuSHA
>>214977489would put my 4 inches right up her arsehole
>>214977494will tell you anyway as i think they're coolbasically the pen had thick viscous ink, you put it down on point a, lift it up and move it to point b and it would leave behind a string of inkvery cool stuff
er whys it in ruddy french??
batteryde BOMB BLAST
>>214977489where's the rest of her
warningthe asmr is going on
>>214977521Dunno lol
the only reason the south didnt suceed was because in 2025 all of the thirdie shitholes do textiles. it is obviously not economically viable, but now that I see the effects of it it is clear I was right. if the south wanted to do something else it would of been fine because it would benefit America
>>214977521i asked the lads down the pub and they didn't know either
>>214977548notice how none of the courses are Charlie Bingham's ready meals? so out of touch these people
the south will rise again
>>214977575Yankified runt talking about 'the south' and it's a different country to ours
>>214977606It's mousenonce m8
>>214977548>Le MenuBradley is laughing hard at this
>>214977606the south is jealous of the north in the UK would benefit neither side to fight and the north doesnt think about you AT ALLwe are so much better than the west, east (obviously) and south
>>214977575>the south>it's from another countrydo brits really
looking back at my time at school and thinking ffs i should have shagged all of them
>>214977596Wish I was cool enough to be recognised and named by other posters
timmy plugging luh ears because illiterate malnourished goon bein a luh violent upstairs x
>>214977643Well you’ll see them all tomorrow, so no worries. Primary 3 you teach, yeah?
the Labour party suicded bombed themselves because thats what the left does, and is made for, and they killed themselves to fuck over the other side. the other side was bad and its crazy you didnt vote them out earlier but the other side fucked you anyway. you are clowns. if you talk about politics on this board I will kick your head off
>>214977643Same but more could than should. Literally had one girl rubbing my thigh and cock and I just sat there pretending it wasnt happening
remembering the time this finnish girl came to my house and we sat on my bed and watched pick of destiny
wouldnt mind a pet ferret if they knew how to clean themselves like cats
Poo on the menu. It's Indian.
>>214977682fomyeg
my back is so painful
>>214977690>>214977679
>>214977679SCREAMIGN
>>214977643potentially concerning post depending on your profession
>>214977704Stink of piss
legalise selling weed
Have you transvaluated your moral values yet lads? You aren't Christian are you?
>>214977696Did you shag her?
>>214977713sleep on the floor
>>214977682what a dreadfully-worded bit of monglish
toby would make a perfect FBI patsy tbqh, reckon he would have already been groomed by now if he lived in the US
Europeans should shoot the CEO of government shops selling drugs or else you are cattle
>>214977704their piss is really strong and it lingerscute animals though
>>214977713Iktf. My right upper back is in pain 24/7. Too scared to get it seen to
>>214977732I already did and it hurt even more when I woke ip
>>214977730no we watched pick of destiny then my friend came over and i went out drinking with him never saw her again think her name was rita
eating seeds and LOVING ITcoo, coooo
>>214977746the MI5 should tell the CIA that I am NOT a double agent so I can go work for any agency for 2 weeks (work experience) and go play Pokemon GoI am good with computers and wouldnt care if its some shitty boring job and go do something actually fun for 2 weeks if it was only 2 weeks
addicted to pooing
can you change the wording of something on your bank statement?
>>214977765Rita Ora is not Finnish you lying cunt
I doubt Labour is left. They support right-wing settler colonialism. I don't think leftists even do apartheid and that sort of thing, although there have been occasional lefty genocides and some Jews are left-wing.
once got a handjob while The Lovely Bones was on the telly
I have many physical problems which make my life feel like I'm trapped in a cage, a runt cage if you will
>>214977754fuck off /pol/
Meet a gay couple and immediately imagining them bumming one another and then wishing I'd not met them
>>214977766are you a pigeon. sorry i killed one of your kind earlier in my car
Any Woden man in
>>214977810Sir chad
>>214977787no, that refund from arse tickers faggots fan club will remain on the record
tek dat tek dat!
>>214977811hmm personally dont go around with vision of gay sex dancing in my mind
I would love to go get tested by the FBI if I am manipulated by China. or in the UK the Russians (dont trust them about Russia). if I am a sleep cell I should know
I am just a poor boyThough my story's seldom toldI have squandered my resistanceFor a pocketful of mumblesSuch are promisesAll lies and jestStill a man hears what he wants to hearAnd disregards the restWhen I left my home and my familyI was no more than a boyIn the company of strangersIn the quiet of the railway stationRunning scaredLaying low, seeking out the poorer quartersWhere the ragged people goLooking for the places only they would knowLie-la-lieLie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lieLie-la-lieLie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lieAsking only workman's wages, I come looking for a jobBut I get no offersJust a come-on from the whores on 7th AvenueI do declare, there were times when I was so lonesomeI took some comfort there, la-la-la-la-la-la-laLie-la-lieLie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lieLie-la-lieLie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lieThen I'm laying out my winter clothesAnd wishing I was gone, going homeWhere the New York City winters aren't bleeding meLeading me, going homeIn the clearing stands a boxerAnd a fighter by his tradeAnd he carries the remindersOf every glove that laid him downOr cut him till he cried outIn his anger and his shame"I am leaving, I am leaving"But the fighter still remains
Had my first wank while Birds of a Feather was on the telly.
just can't comprehend how rich some people in the past were and nobody else had an issue with it. obviously rich people have a lot now, but if anything they're closer to normal living than their historical equivalents. look at the size of chequers for example. boggles the mind.
>>214977798Left and right are just made up bullshitEspecially nowadays. Either you serve them or you're iraq
>>214977798You can't vote against the establishment here
>>214977828You must get enough of it at home
>>214977548>custard>quail eggs on crackers>chicken in zucchini>beans>buttery sauteed chard>mash>ice creamliterally childrens food for trump
There should be a telly show about poo. Many would relate to the act and it is very multicultural.
someone needs to take me out back and shoot me like a sick whippet
>>214977838throw a red hot furnace at those machete freaks
>>214977833The Billie song? What are you twelve?
>>214977824Forever? Fuck
>>214977862Hopefully starring Emma Watson. My tank pal would love that.
um how did he know?>>214969772>>214969772>>214969772
>>214977838That would defeat the point of voting
a hole opened right where my balls rest in one of my towels
>>214977835always thought chequers was more of a poor persons game cos you can play it with bottle caps and that think rich people are more into polo
thought Canada replied to me
>>214977877I knew all these 90 mins wins were bullshit
>>214977899very droll
why do his lips look like a blown out arsehole
>>214977865ktim
>>214977890Yeah aha
hole just opened up n my bum
>>214977877none of those things happened he just got the score right
cray how Joe Biden had dementia and then one day he didnt. ooh, sorry Mr. President
>>214977953baby leftypol
remember that time people were talking about balding prince William saying that if there was a cure to balding he would have it? mental how many things meth cures. and they take it
Yer maw was in a punk band at school called Impacted Faeces
>>214977820I find Woden in the frenzy
Someone just roared in my face
>>214977953poo seal edit could be good
>>214977953emma watson doing that into a certain mans mouth
so I didn’t get the job lads also back on the vapes after 4 months it not lush
>>214977923>People sing for this At least the queen had a bit of quaint charm in her whore "crashing" ways
legalise - no, offer free - DMT to the public at 23 years old
>>214977989hope tomorrow will be more lush for you
>>214977949Who is Joe Biden?
>>214977953average dildo size /brit/ons use for the arsewank
>>214977922yeah I know mate was a bit of a stretch
turned off gay dyer. now watchin candy o
bit too late for a protein shake i reckons
Yer da used to be a rapper called MC Mental
>>214977989>vapesYou have to be 18 to post here
>>214978018would love to hatefuck her but I don't shag biomass
legalise LSD if you put blindfolds on everyone and gave them alcohol and they all walked around in public everyone for months, the problem would eventally get fixed
>>214978018shes cringe only reason I watched her is because of the yank news and one time when I had to find a reason to watch Piers Morgan
>>214978018beautiful princess
fat children. it's not right.
>>214978018Would
packs of cigarettes should cost like £3
>>214978031You don’t shag anything except your hand fella
>>214978018I hate everything about her and yet I want to have sexual intercourse with her. She is a very sexo blackamoor
>>214978075go ring your mum and ask her about my sexual exploits
>>214978024nah i got one anywaybulk's salted caramel flavourpretty lush
>>214978088His mum a rape councillor or something?
don’t understand why people buy nice tv cabinets but then install the telly on to the wall so it hovers a couple of feet above the cabinet? what the fuck is the point
>>214978018her nose pisses me off
rorke in the groupchat going "keep the Jews away from me" and swinging his arms out in public
>>214978072They should be free if women get the pill for free
>>214978080there are loads of places called blackamoor lane aren't there what's that all about did someone see a blackfella milling around on there and then thats wha they called it? boggles the mind
Need Emma Watson to give me a blow job.
Is it true that American cigarettes are much higher quality than the shite we get in Britain?
>>214978072Especially since it costs 0.26 USD or 0.19 GBP for them to manufacture a pack of Marlboro
Think I'll be alone forever. Maybe I want to be
>>214978133ktimkind of like it that way
>>214978080>>214978069>>214978051she's peng. already ANGLO'D
>>214978133do you think you're better off alone?
>>214978129true. but even if they cost £3 for 10 it would be 30p per cigarette. that is still a lot if you think about the value for what youre getting, of course. not meaning about the cost or to do a "what the minimum wage should be" in reverse
>>214978151He’s not anglo
/brit/ party manifestobeano = 5pdandy = 10ptv licence = £1housing = freeweekly stipend = £1000pets = allowedbreakfast = american
Polaroid cameras used to be quite popular with medium perverts who wanted dirty pics without cum tributes by some dirty guy at the lab. Now that digital cameras exist they are much less useful.
>>214977986
>>214978191
court date has been set ladsit will all be over by marchthen i can move on with life
only rural China has it good and thats because I cant say that growing poppies and selling the produce to government and smoking 1kg (or 100g) of heroin a year is bad
Every britboys dream
>>214978191poo seal is the timeless gift that keeps on giving
Mental how my mates back at school used to mock me and call me a virgin even when we were all virgins. It’s almost like they knew how I was gonna turn out
>>214978191Wonder if she is attractive or not. Face masks emphasize the eyes making many girls seem more attractive than they actually are.
Woah, I’m seeing double!Four poo seals!
government tobacco :£
>>214978168How so?
i won't lie, i've read a few posts this evening that i haven't made head nor tail ofnot sure if its me being retarded, or a few of you are posting utter, utter, bollocks
>>214978205what you going court for
>>214978205what have you done
>>214978222no ty x
Back from my ban. What did I miss
>>214978222grim as fuckimagine shagging that grim wog for the rest of your entire life
or just not government fucking over tobacco companies
>>214978151She's nice, but I like them darkerAna Foxxx is a lookalike and she's more melanated
>>214976802
>>214978252Noncing
>>214978262poo
>>214978262poo seal has been the hot topic of the day
Poo
guy named timmy surviving the world’s deadliest migrant routehttps://youtu.be/Zft0wAPxZnc
>>214978288right then
>>214978262Charlie Bigham
>>214978243¿Por qué no los dos?
>>214978285
mum absolutely hates the cat now because he escaped the house and went into the neighbours garden. she's been muttering under her own breath for the past hour about how next time he can fuck off for good.
>>214978278Bigham
>>214978284ana foxxx is way tf fitter than candace, not even close
NEW>>214978359>>214978359>>214978359
keep hearing this word 'charver' it's 'charver this' 'chaver that' but i dont bloody wel know what it means!!!
>>214978262charlie bighams ready poo seals
>>214978262literally fuck allyou can be gone 3 days and emmayank will be posting about emma's pooheatherpaedo will still be posting his inane drivel and dtfic will still be desperate to fit in
