aesthetic Waffle house-editionprev >>214984136
thinkin about rape.... damn....
almost accidentally posted a pic where you can see my reflection. that would've been bad
Every single day i fall short of His glory
>>214985403thinkin about raping yougat DAMN.
>>214985409I love half of those songs
>>214985409>the worst animal crossing>2nd worst joestar>useless>life is gaycringe
>>214985409INTP all the way
>>214985446enjoying your rayman?
>song: dark side of the moonIt's brain damage, you FUCKING idiot
I used to be proud of being an INTP because I didn't realize that it meant that you never get laid
>>2149853640
>>214985409astrology for men, embarrassing
>>214985409i was intj when i tested as a teenager but since then every person i've met who identifies as intj is a reddit atheist fag so fuck meyers brigg
>>214985467
>I am the top in public and whatever he wants at homean actual top wouldn't allow this
>>214985460>INTPwhats that
>>214985478I'm an INTJ but I hate reddit and gaytheists.
hey little sister what have YOU donehey little sister who's your ONLY one hey little sister SHOTGUNits aNice day for aWHITE WEDDINGits anice day toSTAAART agaaaaaiiin
imagine believing in religion in current year
>>214985453The noodles? I haven’t had any this week but maybe I will now.
>>214985481I DON'T FUCK WIT NIGGAS THAT THINK THEY BROADS
>>214985485nothing really
.
>>214985495Okay I’m imagining it.
We started out with burgers and friesand now toppled jimmer kimmer and going after trantifa cells. hell of a run so far
Uncle Rico Dynamite
Sister asked me about Jimmy Kimmel being fired and I told her I didn't care. She got mad at me.Cannot be brought to care about normgroid blue vs red shit. Two retards fighting.
>>214985409Iceland mentioned
you're just jealous because i've been online chatting with hot babes all day
I like making tweets like this
>>214985549Lmao
>>214985583any of them got a nice hog
>>214985567I always buckle and develop a take once it's clear it wont blow over. this one will though
>>214985409>American>gorillaThey knew. It's a N.....
My dad he asked me about the Jimble Kimble. I say he a man inside the TV. I say he big chinese gay and now become homress. But fuck all that. It’s now time for the cognac my niggas.
GTA6 got delayed again
>>214985605>song has the word Black in it
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains
>>214985598NO.no.
Que Dios te salve en estos tiempos peligrosos. La gente será juzgada.
>>214985614If I believed you I would do a full sui right now. I’d put my entire body in a hydraulic press and become one with goop and slime.
*foppish dandy voice* It is pasitvely swelteran today
>>214985614OH NOOOOOOI was sooooo looking forward to playing as a latinx dipshit in some queer romance story.
I'm going to spend all night watching interviews with delightful young women on late night talk shows and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>214985567>Cannot be brought to care about normgroid blue vs red shit. Two retards fighting.based
>>214985630Wait how’d you make the one “No” bigger and one smaller?
>>214985643this weather is givin me the vapors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqz1ojsLOxQ
>>214985655>watching interviews with delightful young women on late night talk showsI sure HOPE you're watching Craig Ferguson. Guy was a master of flirting, women loved him
>>214985672That's just the stink from my farts.
>>214985409>INTJ>mfwFuck Germany tho
what will the chuds do when they have their porn and video games taken away?
>>214985672MYYYYYY LAAAAWWwddd
>>214985655For me its young Marion Cotillard talking about something in French, I don't even put the subtitles on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDy1U_njApo&t=88s
>>214985682
Very SOVLFUL
>>214985661hold Alt + F4 while typing
>>214985691mock you even harder
>>214985691Civil war. That's the only reason the government would take away the pacifications from the general public. They want more of them dead, if they're not going to make babies or money.
>get in car ready to go out for the night>car makes whistling sound for the first few minutes even while idling>assume its the belt and move on>accept a delivery >after leaving the restaurant hear *thump thump thump* the entire time while driving>do delivery and go to a gas station to check>looks like something is stuck in my tire>go to the air station to check tire pressure because for some reason I dont have a pressure gauge in my car>its on but they blocked people using it>say fuck it and drive home to check>get out of my car and hear rustling >think for a second then back away from the car and check what it is with a flash light>a skunk is just standing under my car right next to the tire I want to checkkind of a fucky night tonight bros
>>214985537They're doing this to me tomorrow
The black is a better athlete to begin with, because he's been bred to be that way. Because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back. And they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs. And he's bred to be the better athlete because this goes back all the way to the Civil War, when, during the slave trading, the big, the owner, the slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have uh big black kid, see. That's where it all started!
>>214985712You brazy for this one
They're hanging me tonight
>>214985698shes so cute
>>214985731Just get a blowjob
>>214985746
>>214985746This but unironically. Hitler liked watching blacks compete in sport because he saw them as a true product of eugenics, something he was fond of trying in his quest for the Aryan ubermensch.
Down in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
>>214985753Well I write to the governor for to hear my pleaBut he don't even answer me.The judge said he's gonna set my spirit free,Sun, don't you rise no more.
>>214985753Marty Robbins? Is that you?
>>214985591>all the late night shows tank their ratings from having terminal TDS>networks look for any reason to pull them off the airAnd nothing of value was lost.Ferguson and Conan were the only two worth watching. They were the only ones that were funny.>what about Lenon and LettermanOkay, Boomer.
>>214985409I was ENTP 2yrs ago, I doubt anything has changed since then
What's that movie where the lifeguard takes a bite out of a turd
>>214985409what is this
>>2149857812 girls 1 cup?
>>214985711>take sweet car>make it gaudy and shitPick a color. Pick a wheel. Ay walla.
>>214985781swap.avi
FACT: Flow was a whore who deserved it
>>214985810The cat movie?
>>214985796It's a product of its time that held up surprisingly well compared to modern luxury cars
>>214985815Flo*
Her and that good for nothing man
>>214985781The Pianist?
>>214985781Caddyshack?
Xi Jumping up and down on my pee pee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFch8vH81ks&list=RDnFch8vH81ksWe doing whore classics?
Sometimes I bake bread and give it to the neighbour because I'm doing low carb.
>>214985781Oh oh it's Casablanca!
Need it or keep it?
>neighbour
To truly fart must be glorious
>>214985862feed my need to sneed
>>214985846Well I'm the kinda guy who fucks his mom and dad
>>214985875
>>214985854I'd throw it out out of suspicion
New Don Troiani painting depicts a fifer of the 1st New Hampshire Regiment and a private of the 3rd Regiment in 1778
more like POO hampshire
Miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe
>>214985897Even if we were friends?
if you're not jerking off right now what the fuck are you doing with your life
Canadians be like I need to suffocate my kids and then hang myself
>>214985854How long do you do low carb for? For weight maintenance?
uhWATER???
>>214985904HA got em
Imagine we make a new Chris Benoit shirt that says "The king of the crossface" and it's just him choking out his son with the crossface?
>>214985913Depends on if i considered you the kind of friend that would bake me a loaf of cum bread
>>214985929Dude's brain was paste from CTE that was uncalled for.
>>214985929hehe we do be like that sometimes
OJ didn't do it.
>>214985954Based Canadians.
>>214985936agua
>>214985926so cute>>2149859321 year>For weight maintenance?I just didnt feel good and had put a bit of excess weight
>>214985936Boat
>>214985936HOSE
>>214985939way too soon, cunt.
>>214985979I told you I ain't got no agua
>>214985942I mean I've given them food all the time. We exchange goods. I was at their wedding last year.Also I respect food, I would never
>>214986001É água, obgr
>>214985985just finished the puzzle. this anon was correct.
When did wrestling music stop being this? https://youtu.be/Jq_GDQj53IQ?si=2Mcgc-mfj3D7aEig
>>214985942>Eu sou islândico, eu sou germânico, obgr
Gotta get all my farts out before I fall asleep
>>214986007Alright, i'd eat it
Cut of beef of choice
>>214986065
a joint a weed a england
>>214985731>go take a poop>the toilet clogs
billy the fridge is so underrated
>>214986111the cross we each must bear
top fucking kek, /tv/ is just 90% threads SHITTING on Jimmy Kimmel right nowlove to see it.
drinking milk
I found a really good album on bandcamp back on 2014 and downloaded it, and its been completely scrubbed off the internet for some reason
>>214986120Same with /pol/
>>214986121I will report you to the fbi for promoting icelandic, germanic, white supremacy
>>214986079Imagine explaining this pepe to a Victorian child
>>214986121please say its full fat
>>214986144You're full fat
>>214986120Crazy that he was getting paid 16 million a year at this point
>>214986148slew that bulgar
>>214986148
gn /cum/stains
>>214986120Based. Fuck that guy
>>214986120>in the last entire quarter he had 220,000 viewers in the 18-49 demographic>if you do the math that is under 4500 viewers in the 18-49 demographic per episodejimmy kimmel live was the equivalent of a small youtuber in modern times with numbers being inflated by infant brained retirees
Kooky cunt
listening to deep purple
>>214986144whole milk
>>214986120there are 2 stickies on /pol/ right now
>>214986174I don't trust anyone who is fucking swarthy, I only trust people with an icelandic, germanic skin tone, which is pink, thank you
>>214986221nevermind they took them downlame
I like my hot hot hotdogWith WHAT?Fresh Jamaican ketchup
>>214986251I like my women how I like my fucking coffee, blonde and fucking hot, fuck you, thank you
>>214986211based
Youth is dead. In the past new generations brought new ideas, new movements but now there's nothing new. Only recombinations that never blossom into anything organic Or something
>>214986074Ny strip.Render down the fat cap from a cold pan and then there's no need for oil
Three times today I busted
>>214986264I had emo hair and wore skinny jeans in 2006
>>214986307grim
>>214986264ok boomer
>>214986312I was wearing diapers
>>214986307gotta stop hitting on 16
>>214986183yes I'm betting abc is getting rid of dimmy kimmel and gonna try to use this as an excuse to not pay out his contract. see: stephen lolbert getting fired from CBS as well. nobody watches this shit
>>214986324Freak
this shit truly was the reichstag fire of modern times
Skibidi Biden
>>214986338are you seriously implying that redditards aren't far left radical retards?
fuck you guys, that blackjack joke was funny
>>214986264Zoomers are just nihilistic and hopeless about the future.Kids coming out of college now have it way fucking worse than even Millennials did in 2008. And yet they're also not really making a fuss like millennials did. Everyone's just given up and waiting for shit to collapse.
>>214986264should have made smartphones illegal for under-17s.
tired of life desu
>>214986338All of those besides steam are extremely justified >Twitch CEO very clearly favors leftwing extremists on his platform (hasan)>Reddit VERY clearly supports and promotes left wing extremism all over their website>discord has been used by every assassin over the last few yearsSteam? Idk they sell games, idk how you can rope them into anything malicious unless there's something going on in the communities section but I don't frequent there
It's called section 230, you retarded animals. You'll happily throw away our freedom to give the (((capitalist class))) a stronger grip though because you're a rightoid retard.
Black Jack Black playing Blackjack
>>214986393why are you acting like we have any control over what happens
>>214986334I was three years old
>>214986393>>214986407I have control of what happens and I have decided to let it happen. Long live Trump and long live the republic.
I’ll take my own pingus pungus
Hello Everypony im awesome
>>214986407Public opinion matters, to a degree. Rightoid retards cheering on the destruction of freedom is harmful to my life.
EUROS FUCK OFF
>>214986389Bringing steam into it is confusing to me. I've never seen anybody discuss anything other than the games on steam.I guess when an individual game causes political controversy you'll see people getting pissy in the reviews and discussion but that's about it.
>>214986436no it's not
>>214986436jason i thought you were banned
>>214986440This is why people are happy when you get shot, retard.
>>214986436Jason you sit at home and jerk off to drawings, play video games and shit post all day. The only thing harmful to your life right now is you yourself.
>>214986394Tyler the Creator over here
Oh yes hello...you say this "gayson" person needs to be arrested and thrown into the gas chambers for being a faggot??very vell! it is done
why is Jason calling this censorship?TV stations cancelled their contracts to air Kimmel meaning it wouldn't be airing in many major cities. Disney cancelled the show because it wouldn't be making any money.he's basically saying that boycotts are censorship
I like my women how I like my fucking yogurt, fucking white, fucking icelandic, fucking germanic
>>214986491gayson just really really loved watching jimmy kimmel
where's the leaf who said j***n was bannedfucking liar
uh oh conservatard melty
I recorder some rap songs right after high school
>>214986503I mean is redditleaf ever right about anything?? no.no he is not
>hold platforms responsible for users>4chan gets taken down>election tourists are happy with a global digital panopticon
oh god why you made me an incel
Nobody will remember who Charlie Kirk even was in a month or two.Media news cycle will have moved on.
>>214986512election tourists are like the immigrants they claim to hate, they want to force your culture on you like a parasite and when their host dies they won't even care
Currently listeninghttps://youtu.be/ZdlEIlq9nZg
>go out into parking lot>skunk is still therebeing bullied by an absolute stinker
Oh captain my captain
everyone knows gayson is an election tourist though, fucking hypocrite
god gives his most lonely incels his horniest goons
>>214986545just get a rock and throw it by it to scare it off or something, quit being a damn pussy
>>214986566>scare off a skunkskunks don't get scared off they charge at you
The reality is they just want control of reddit and discord and such just like they're capturing tiktok so they can censor antisemitism and control discourse even more than these platforms already do.
Just take your .22LR and blast that sucker
>>214986573fart at the skunk
I split beer again... all over my room it stinks now I do this every time every fuckin time its stupid i tell myself every time i drink again im not going to spill beer but I spill anywya. I need a fuckign sissy sippy cup. All over my floor all over my mouse all over my keyboard.
Oh yeah that was a spicy one
>>214986573you are genuinely a mangina
if you had to guess what this was, what would you say?
>>214986608very cool clock
>>214986607mussy is better>>214986608clock. i see hh 88
>>214986607You've just never interacted with skunks before
https://youtu.be/vszWsYOdnPg?si=OZYhjp5LRrpNPB0j
>>214986623I lived in a rural area for 13 years as a kid, you bet I did
>>214986622>>214986617erm shouldn't a clock have like...you know...hands? or at least a digital display? what are you guys talking about
>>214986635red strip is the display
>>214986633>as a kidlol
>>214986608Arabic Casio
>>214986635
>>214986363Yeah I'm also a older zoomer, and that's more or less how I feel just checked out
>>214986638nonsensical response
What if there was a variation of limp biscuit where you fart into a jar and pass it on and whoever has the weakest fart has to huff the contents of the jar
they added dms on spotify
>>214986608BOMB
Can’t sleep
>>214986671wanna erp w me?
>>214986439Idk maybe like steam chat messages but yeah it's weird cause no on really does that everyone uses discord for messaging
My umbilical cord was squeezed around my head so tight when I was born that there's a slight dent in my cranium, don't know if I shared that with you already
>>214986608clock made to look like a bomb
>>214986705his dad put him up to doing it for social media likes and then they still fucked off back to whereever they were from in the middle east
MCs detest me, wanna chest-to-chest me, but they don't want none of that
>>214986608https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Mohamed_clock_incident
>>214986698I thought his nickname was Nick the Knife
>>214986724Will? is that you
I am sensing a lack of purpose in my life.
Raylan Givens!
I used to have multiple personality disorder but we're both okay now
https://youtu.be/EzNhaLUT520
>>214986748do drugs every day. alternatively if you're already doing that then quit doing it.
>>214986759Ok but how about I just surprise fuck ya?
in the spring of 25
Butt reeks
Here we fucking go.
business idea: sepuku
Kevin Nash was raped!
need money bad preferably without working
Taking lsd and watching pedophiles on cspan
so thats just it i guessi die a wretched old virgingood riddance
>>214986802start an onlyfans
>>214986575True it all leads back to Israel
butt of courseI'm not even Greekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bnAneX3Zpw
wish i knew how to procure LSD
>>214986802Sell drugs start a gang
we're all mad here
I’m a real dirtbag guy
>>214986832haven't done it since 2010.
I do squats like thisMakes my legs and butt look great and it's fun
Cyrax had bed bugs living in his cock. Like how do you accomplish that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKv9V67fNcQ
Just one of those days...
Weird to think I was once that quirky light hearted kid once & Now I'm this weird subhuman twitchy racoon devoid of emotion
gonna try to give my dad my old PC and get him to play red dead redemption 2
>>214986784like what? and how come
>>214986848I'd rather use weight and do less than 200 squats per set
>>214986792KWAB
I watched The Day Of The Jackal and let's be frank, Eddy Redmane is not him
>>214986873And you're a single childless gymcel and can't run 15 yards SYBAU
>>214986848RIP knees
>>214986873endurance is far more practical than pure strength
>>214985910Same.
wow what a great post, thanks anon
>>214985921Shitting.
>>214986866Being a kid was great
https://youtu.be/afMoMYMzWpY?si=t3JWPDVkKRNDhN4D
>>214986892no problem I liked it too
>>214986802Be a gay prostitute.
>>214986882No reason for you to be offended by my post>>214986887I wouldn't have said anything if he had been talking about endurance
reckon at least one of you is a girl, any excuse why you aren't my gf?
>>214986927I'm a dude.
>>214986918>I wouldn't have said anything if he had been talking about endurancedoing 200 reps of anything helps build endurance, doing 10-30 squats with higher weight does nothing for endurance
>>214986927youre too cute and you intimidate me with your aura
Wonder how grim living like this is gonna be once I hit 30
>>214986588Kek
>>214986914that us a misuse of soul smoothnesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhTrQ0xmv5w
gonna cry
my poops are so big they make me exhausted after I drop them because they lower my blood pressure so much
>>214986951>misuse of soul>posts 80's funk
i didn't even get to hump anyone on hump day :/
>>214986937Yes, endurance focused training does more for your endurance than less endurance focused training, but hypertrophy focused training does more for hypertrophy>>214986848>Makes my legs and butt look great
Are we in this alone or are we together? https://youtu.be/ypJhFJKyVQk?si=qYRe3ANKrJkl2TNr
>>214986979>hypertrophyin the trade they commonly call those femboy muscles
Work is so gay. I will escape the matrix, the goy cycle of waging to relax to wage again I will break free
>>214986946I'll be there in little over a year. I'll let you know.
>>214986988I very, very much doubt that
>>214986998It's true, I use to call them fashion muscles until I kept getting corrected by other people on job sites who called them femboy muscles
https://youtu.be/rkpG4XApJ28?si=IUP-kBVEed5vL9Fz
>>214986969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAWnb1yxr5M
>>214987009I guess even tradesmen are terminally online now
>HEY PAJEET!
>>214987009What jobsites are these where pipo talk about femboys? Dive bars in the West Village?
im so nervous about the future that im just laying down trying to not throw up. this sucks
when humanity ends up creating truly sentient AI, anime will also inevitably become real shortly after. and that, my friends, will be when humanity truly crosses the rubicon>>214987052your future personally or the future of humanity overall or something in-between
>>214987052Damn that's cringe
>>214987052Shouldn't have fucked with usNow we're out for your blood
>>214987052Oh man that sucks. I think I would be too but I just block it out a lot of the time.
>>214987052I have medication I take for panic attacks. I'd give you some if I could anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhVUgq8LrCk
>>214987047>talk about femboyswho said anybody talks about femboys? They just call gymbro muscles femboy muscles. Usually in context of a hard day where you have to lift sheet steel for nearly 6 hours straight while balancing it vertically to hang it, or installing sheet steel on a ceiling for 8 hours straight. A lot of it comes from older tradesmen who have gotten a lot of "gymbro" types who try to work for them but can't handle a full day of even light work because they have fake muscles that arent actually practical for any real world application
>>214987052t. ranny
>>214987052Do H
>>214987101
dont use a goshpedo new
>>214987089The famously muscular femboys
>>214987052stop pretending to be a woman bro
>>214987063>your future personallypersonally>>214987073yeah. maybe thats wiser. >>214987085thank you
Son how do i close the window i dont see the x button
>>214987134Yes gay men have traditionally been portrayed as overly muscular
