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Must serve my remaining bench warrant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8CPYJX1MVs
>>214987089I agree that modern recreational bodybuilding is cancer but I can't imagine some 45 year old blue collar dude using the term femboy
My appearance is unkempt
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Catholics unironically believe you can keep sinning if you say sorry daddy after
In the future being mean will be illegal. You will get sent to time out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39_gqceiMcQ
i remember when i still worried about thingsmiss those times
>>214987052Can't really get worse than half of the population publicly mocking and celebrate the public execution of a religious man who went to college campuses to spread his beliefs. That's like biblical end of times shit.>Now when they have finished their testimony, the beast that comes up from the Abyss will attack them, and overpower and kill them. Their bodies will lie in the public square of the great city>The inhabitants of the earth will gloat over them and will celebrate by sending each other gifts, because these two prophets had tormented those who live on the earth.>But after the three and a half days the breath of life from God entered them, and they stood on their feet, and terror struck those who saw them. >At that very hour there was a severe earthquake and a tenth of the city collapsed. Seven thousand people were killed in the earthquake, and the survivors were terrified and gave glory to the God of heaven.>The second woe has passed; the third woe is coming soon.-Revelation 11:1-14
"It's only based when our kind does it" is an effective irony I would always hold firm against nonces from your country.
>>214987203>public executionthat's not what that means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vrNW6Vu9DA
>>214987191Papists are weird yea.
You like this spooky photo I took
>>214987203have you considered that it's ok to kill him because i don't like the things he was saying?
>>214987191What idg is it's probably the most efficient to just do one deathbead confession, rather than frequent confessions God's such a beta bitch he'll still forgive you
>>214987217>in front of a crowd of thousands>on video for millions>killed in front of his wife and childrenok, you got me it wasn't state sanctioned as far as we know
>>214987229Based crypt lurker.
i'm worried about all this paper i'm not stacking
really baffles me that people have gone to war over varying interpretations fo the same book
*HONK HONK*
>>214987238just saying, execution has a distinct meaning is all
I am a complete and total loser. I admit it. I was given ample opportunities in life and a good starting position and I didn't take advantage of it. I was lazy, and entitled. I was unambitious and undisciplined.But the damage has been done. Although I don't deserve it, I still ask that you put me down mercifully. I don't want to be a bother anymore.
>>214987250might be a $20k month for me
>>214987203>Can't really get worse than half of the population publicly mocking and celebrate the public execution of a religious man who went to college campuses to spread his beliefs. That's like biblical end of times shit.Compassion is dead. Hate has already won the spiritual battle. All that's left in America is anger or apathy. There's no hope, there's no hope.I really dislike the bible. If you think that Jesus is coming to save you, that's probably pretty comforting. I have no idea why you'd believe something like that in this world though. It seems delusional.
>>214987275what that got to do with me
No one has ever appreciated anything I've done
>>214987284nothing just felt like mentioning it
>>214987253And war over whether not the cracker actually is literally God's flesh or symbolic
>>214987253the catholic church was a political force, it's not just religious disagreement
>>214987234What if you get wiped before saving
If you really want to get under a jew's skin just cite Isaiah 53 to them. They are truly a blind people, their own came to save them and they did not recognize him and will live in humiliation for all of eternity because of it.
gas stations and corner stores used to be nice places you can get some fuel and a soda and hang out for a minute before heading back out.it was nice when you knew the people working there. somebody from the neighborhood.i don't like them all being foreign outposts now.
its over bross
>>214987354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA
Why do directors always like to make turbo cynical movies about people with fucked up lives?I guess it's more interesting than people that have mediocre normal lives, but there's only so many films you can make about tranny stripper drug dealers
>>214987298I thought every faction but lutherans still believed in the eucharist>>214987310partially true, but england's civil war was very much religious disagreement
>>214987366a completely different world...a better world
>>214987374>I thought every faction but lutherans still believed in the eucharistThey do but they disagree about whether or not it becoming flesh is literal or it's more like spiritual/symbolicCatholics think it actually does some woo woo magic when you swallow it and turns into a lump of flesh
>>214987372there are comedies and there are tragedies
>>214987354i know what you mean even though i've never step foot in the united states or had a similar experience
>>214987366boomers destroyed this so they could have a mcmansionsay thank you
killed that motherfucking mosquito that was flying around
goodnight
>>214987374i thought the english civil war was between supporters of the absolute monarchy and supporters of parliament/ a republic
>>214987433it was, but also protestants and catholic/calvinists/episcopal rule. The ulser uprising sent shockwaves around the isles and a big thing in parliament was saying "no catholic dictation from Charles' wife and no ministers"
>>214987404boomers + the optimization of social media for maximum engagement has been the two punch K.O. that fucked up a large swath of people in at least 2 of the last generations.
>>214987464it seems like there's always another aspect than purely religion, whether political or ethnic
I'm kinda like the wise old sage archetype who exists in the background, sweeping with his broom, but instead of giving simple yet life-changing advices to young men in need, I sell them creepshots of their female classmates.
Is canola a seed oil or bro oil and what is bro oil
>>214987480what the fuck?
>>214987476well it was largely political too, but there was a literal mass hysteria where they thought catholics were being recruited to overthrow the kingdom and rape/plunder the public's homes. The whole king before god" aspect was controversial too
Oh shoot. I was fine with Jimmy Kimmel getting fired, but apparently they also went after a comedian?
>>214987530First they came for the late night hosts...
>>214987535and I said "get them all, none of them are funny" and that was the end of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veuQHL93xIM&list=RDveuQHL93xIM&start_radio=1
>>214987480Same bro, we're creep maxxed as hell
if the thread dies i'll be forced to touch my penisgrim
>>214987382>>214987404Consumerism and greed was bad then. Had been for decades already. The longing you have is for a time when everyone was white and trusted each other. And people were friendly and social, and not weird neurotic crazies from the internet and social media.
>>214987596nigga belongs in a chastity cage
>>214987509Catholics are everywhere a fifth column. Letting in the dagos and the micks was the beginning of the end for this cuntry
>Jimmy Kimmel plays himself in BO2's 2025 timeline>Jimmy Kimmel gets cancelled in irl 2025 timelinewhat was meant by this
>>214987606>The longing you have is for a time when everyone was white and trusted each other.that was indeed the main implication.
>>214987535Then they came for the furry tranny terrorists...
>>214987191That's the entire point of Christianity numbnuts
Y'all niggas gregarious fr fr
I DO NOT support the Trump administration leveraging the power of the state to force broadcast companies to shut down shows that mock and criticize them.
got extremely depressed knowing I have to go back to work tomorrow and face the aftermath of my mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8z6et15t0&list=RDveuQHL93xIM&index=2
>>214987693What'd you do?
God is wrathful and trapped in cycles he created that endlessly repeat until the terminus of time in which a trumpet will blare, the firmament will be split into 49 coequal parts from which the cycles owill be drawn out, and the veil will be shattered revealing the primordial caprice beneath the mask of orderIt came to me in a dream from an angel whose whispers were like a recording of a recording seen in a distant mirrorTrust me
>>214987708He was born
>>214987766and what am i supposed to do with this information
>>214987708accidentally hit on an underage coworker
Really not sure who to trust here: the deranged hobo podcasters who are clearly just making things up or the established, educated, credentialed main stream media with official editorial standards and practices and entire fact checking departments who are also making things up.
>>214987693I get depressed by the thought of going back to work in general my free time I've wasted is rapidly dwindling
faces of /cum/, go
>>214987766You're wrong I had the exact opposite dream
Canadian Thanksgiving approaches.
>>214987807me
>>214987807now post yours
>>214987807
29 years of sitting in front of a screen
>>214987824you gonna have some butter chicken and curry slop?
>>214987862coming on 28 myself
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>>214987879I really wish I was a shapeshifting alien creature
According to this tweet, Gaius Trump Magnus has declared Antifa and all those commies who support them as terrorists. It is the duty of all good Americans to do them harm wherever they may encounter them.
>>214987862>>214987875ipad babies?
I actually kind of look like the Kirk shooter I look very dysgenic, shitty chin/jawline. It's probably good I don't reproduce. My children would be turbo retarded
>>214987902how could anyone get that fat in ancient times
>>214987914they didn't have ipads that long ago
>>214987940same way they do these days: eating a lot of food
>>214987940Slow metabolism
>>214987902this was a good show still don't see why they didn't keep it going
>>214987940bro these niggas were eating and then throwing up to make room to eat more
>>214987801Oh wow you're fucked. Is it at least a nothingburger job you don't care about?
>>214987967well then you wouldn't get fatalso that's a myth
i think im out of touch
>>214987801my coworker got registered as a sex offender for that you probably shouldn't go back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svXgOfQFYi0&list=RDsvXgOfQFYi0&start_radio=1
why is it so easy to read some old time stuff but other stuff is impossible?
https://crownpeaks.com/product/skyjug-kk-cup/thinking of buying one of these
>>214987997Did he have sex the girl? I wouldn't think just flirting would be enough for that
>>214987940Obesity is 100% genetic, so many people back then were that large
>>214988007reckon you're a pedophile
>>214988037they didn't make statues of them then
>>214988028no, and also it was a highschool boy. it could be because he already knew the kid was underage and made sexual comments anyways
>>214988069oh don't feel bad for that grooming faggot then
>>214988013Seems pretty clear to me He's basically saying there's some people who now that they're out of power basically preach for peace and moderation, but when they were in power acted with cruelty to their enemies
>>214988112>Jason has blonde hairnigga u blind?
me, i'm celtic as fuarki should be playing the pipes in the forest
What the FUCK is wrong with the captcha. I've had to wait 120 seconds x 4. ....... FIVE times now. FUCK.
>>214988082ironically that highschool boy later got fired as well because he showed me porn out of nowhere to be funny and make me uncomfortable, and another employee complained on my behalf without asking me. Im glad it happened honestly because the kid was an annoying douche chad who was beloved by all the girls that would come in to flirt with him, stole the girl his best friend had a crush on, and was a nepo baby waiting to be old enough to work for his dad
i dont think i'm ugly but i don't think i'm handsome either
>>214988109>Seems pretty clear to meyeah that's what I meant, that was a very clear passage, but others are just so foreign I have to read it like 3 times to figure out what they're saying
>>214988046
I’m fuckin gay
>>214988157yes, we know you're a fakecel
>>214988184why are you showing us this weird shit freak
>>214988197uglier people than you have girlfriends, it's not what its about
I want a tennis. I want a girlfriend.
it's kind of funny that libtards are going all out trying to protect...um...jimmy kimmel lmao?? the guy was clearly on the chopping block anyways for being not funny and having no audience at all so even if they get him back it's a total phyrric victory
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>>214988248dont know who this skeletal is
i can never remember which one is jummy kimmel and which one is jimmy fallon
reckon smoking a doink would be nice
>>214988271Kimmel was The Man ShowFallon was SNL.Neither funny.
bad memories? just burn it down. our of sight out of mind
I feel like dogshit right now. I will sleep.
>>214988316*out
>a catchall for everything Trump might want to hate on is now a "terrorist organization">Democucks have no power to stop him
>>214988287>The Man Shownever seen it>SNL.the only 2 people i remember from snl are adam sandler and will ferrel>neither funnyi believe it
>>214988320If dog shit had feelings I wonder what they would be like
>>214988316this wishy washy vague posting is very women like. it's not pleasing at all
I need to get organizized
First there were forums. Then came the Gamers. They were a race as old as time itself. They had mastered the ultimate technology-The ability to alter gender & pronouns by will alone. They called this ability,, trooning
>>214988366checked. im here to please you
>>214987191That's not how it works.The whole difference between Catholic and Protestant Christianity is that in Catholicism, intent matters.The whole idea that you can game the system and cheat God is something inspired from Judaism that Muslims and Protestants copied over. We don't do that shit.
Wrrroww! I’ve got a naked cock! I sleep at Sport-Mart my mom buy me shoes.
>>214988341Based. Fascism is now on the menu. Once Trump dies and "New Right" Vance takes over, we will officially be able to save America.
>>214988431this pleases me
>>214988447Do we really want to see what indian fascism is like
>>214988447>a gay billionaire who groomed all this foot soldiers is going to save America
anyone know what fascism actually is
I’ve got a job interview on friday. I really want to arrive naked with a huge swollen boner and just projectile shit water all over the walls of the office.
>>214988453WhyI don't get it
>>214988492Unironically, yes.
>>214988598frutiger aero...
I want to be ninja
I’m just a little monkey. I want my mommy to put me in a barrel and send me away.
>>214988502Do it on some Diogenes type shit
