pickle poo crossover edition
Yeah. That's right. This is the thread.
ok hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf6yNLGbQB8
and his wife. very cute
>>215002432would love to kiss her and go down on her and eat her out and suck her off
sir toby bighams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQladshaha
dadberg doesn't unzip the banana, he cuts off the tip with a knife and chucks the foreskin in the bin
>>215002486um
>>215002432would love her to stick those heels up my arse until it bleeds then kick my bollocks in them until i spunk blood
forced reddit meme
my little heart hiccup .... x
qt QT!
reminder to report the BE flags posts, and the posts he makes on his UK flag
>>215002528first we'll do poo seal then we'll do choco bbc
that witch has a fat arse
>>215002582toby :3
>>215002656i love vintage style halloween stuff like this
>>215002625I hope they're all deleted I don't give a fuck anymore this thread is awful
Need a Bigham's
>>215002699they're all awful it's part of the charm
You Don't Have to Say You Chub Me
need a gf so bad lads but it's too late
>>215002656I look at an arse like that and I think "Yep. I want to shag it." I would wear a condom what with it being up the arse.
gf just shoved a bigham's fish pie straight up my arse
You can be funny without trying to be as vile and repulsive as possible with your words, you know?
the furisode girls in pokemon X and Y look great pitslegsboobiescutesimple
Farting
basically just calling someone funny
Screaming, get this lad a Bigham's>>215002544
tk dt tk dt
Get the wogs put to work building wog hatchery monstrosities. Infinity wogs glitch
>>215002742You forgot your vegetables lad
I just changed my DNS to 1.1.1.1 so I’m going to see if that fixes my WiFi
>>215002901It won't
tried masturbating with a condom on for the first time yesterday - felt a bit odd but at least I got used to the feeling of it, the question now is should I hire an escort to have sex for the first time as I'm nearly 30? I'm a bit worried about getting an STD but I want to try sex I have a bit of phimosis so my foreskin doesn't fully retract. Realistically what should I do? I'm trying to steel my nerves and call an escort agency.
>>215002901doesn't seem like a fix to a hardware problem
if id been born a fit girl, i'd have my tits out on twitch daily and reap absolutely every simp's wallet to the best of my ability
>>215002841they've been adding them to pokemon masters for valentines day and the next one up is the one in blue
>>215002901It will(if the cause is your ISPs DNS servers)(it's not)
>>215002931couldn't care less palhope this helps
What happened to the pure satire?
>>215002931dunno lol
>>215002835
a PB for our amy
>>215002931you don't need to retract your foreskin to have sex
>>215002868minecraft “modern apartment tutorial” ahh building
>>215002999t. virgin
never had sex because they don't make condoms small enough for my cock
Idk guys I think it fixed it everything refreshes really fast now
>>215003023are you now
Who can stop her?
>>215002931Start stretching it. Get about 5-10 minutes per day in regularly and it begins to improve quickly.
>>215003042the news was a mistake
>>215003042she's such a weird demon looking freak
>people suggesting labour protest voters choose greens over "your party"I can't do it, green party can't shell it's vegan hippy green-energy focus party image. the country is getting fisted by energy companies, I don't want us to be thrown to the dogs by green energy puristscorbyn needs to sort this sultana membership mess up and kick on
oops I forgot today was the meltan box did have over 260 Pokeballs and discarded 70 of them before I realized that
blackpilled and furious
>>215003040I know you are but what am i
Me? No foreskin. Joined to the house of Israel and the covenant.
>>215003091hiiii
>>215003048I have for years but it's still tight. It won't fully retreat.How likely is getting paraphimosis during sex?
>>215003067ah yes the shitskin party will save us
You know I hate how people tell me I am helpful or useful when I feel dumb and worthless honestly if I am considered smart then humanity is fucked
>>215003091sexo
>>215002998it was, as in her own words "lit", looking forward to the final x
mad how the soviets landed on another planet
>>215003094gay and fat x
>>215003087ktim
>>215003067>2 person party>Already a splitFor fucks sake
>>215003103
>>215003042It's an insult to pornstars to call OnlyFans slags "pornstars"
>>215003067she's ugly
>>215003067corbyn should fuck off from front line politicsit's clear that zaz and zach are the future of the left in britain
>>215003129Opposites day today :^p
im voting for economic libertarianism
SN in the post. letters all sorted. goodbye, cruel world
>>215002999I know but will that present a problem if I mention it to the escort?
>>215003067it's like stalin vs trotsky all over again
>>215003175so you're fat and gay instead? fascinating
>>215003108Not sure then but I fixed mine from type 2-3 in a month or so but I wasn't really thinking about it>How likely is getting paraphimosis during sex?That's what made me determined to fix it so I wouldn't have to worry about it ever but I'm a virge
Get my fat cock sucked RIGHT NOW or we’re going to have some trouble x
>>215003128they sent a metal probe they didn’t go there
>>215003197*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
nth for the holodem
phoar
>>215003197don't do it you have so much to... never mind
>>215003221they had a dwarf inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLT2mPiun_A
If I die young, Bury me in Somme,Lay me down on a, bed of rosesSink me in the river, at dawn
>>215003229love gura
>>215003229will you stop posting this cringe shite you wet wipeand you wonder why you’ve got no mates and get zero fanny
>>215003197dont kill yourself
>>215003197we'll miss you, lad
>>215003197https://youtu.be/0BS9oBLrDw8?si=NKI7YdAnat1HjM5v
mad how anime girls mog real grotty slag women
as always, lets give it a go
>>215003207Any particular stretches? I tend to just pull apart the foreskin with my fingers.
>>215003197Life is preciousGod wouldn't want you to kill yourself
>>215003197
>>215003284can't touch an anime girls boobs can you
>>215003312canwillhave
>>215003130What does that mean? And don't tell me to lurk more as there's zero context clues and I can't magically glean what it could just by hanging around.
booking 1 (one) ticket to go to the gig alone because im a sad incel freak with no mates
>>215003257It's bury me in satin
How do I get my old dns back I deleted it
our keely
>>215003312can't touch a real boob either so what difference does it make
bro stretched his foreskin in preparation for a shagging that never came
>>215003197couldn't be me
>>215003202Shove it your arse
capitulating a poo
i deleted my dnsit bad
The scrandemic
>>215003197What’s a SN
>>215003340shut it
>>215003343Middle distance running is the last stand of implicit Aryan beauty.
>>215003197Nice, how did you get the sn
belfast city centre is easily 30% indian and paki these days. actually couldn't believe it walking through earlier. the difference between now and pre-covid is insane. i'm starting to think covid was a big conspiracy to up prices and crush wages by keeping everyone locked away in their homes while millions were being secretly shipped into the country.
>>215003350Omds
>>215003374prison tier sloppa
>>215003343She has a black bf
>>215003297I did the wikihow ones with thumbs or fingers inside to pull apart and sometimes I would pull it in front too to make sure that it wasn't a short frenulum issue, there needs to be a tiny amount of discomfort to make sure it's actually stretching but long holds work well
Why does Trump love the king so much
>>215003197Are you a good poster?
>>215003375spainnonce
>>215003336FONC
>>215003374lovely hearty meal
>>215003165"your party" is polling higher than the greens on corbyn's name alone. corbyn's your party successor will be the leader of british left. that's why it's crucial for the your party to get off the ground. the greens have too much baggage >>215003265same x>>215003266blud's pressed by cute anime girls 'kin state
>>215003391Always was The economy crashed in early 2020
>>215003415Trump is a Euroboo. He loves European culture. He just gets annoyed with your faggot politicians.
jerusalem has come
>>215003375Sodium Nitrite
rorke turning up to the beach in toe shoes
>>215003455did the west swallow?
>>215003442need sencho to SHAG ME SILLY or I'll die 94994949009 deaths right now
>>215003256
would give anything to put my dick in the dob
>>215003442You are such a sad freak lol
The feud started when Trotsky was trying to flirt with his oneitis and Stalin ran up and shoved him into the pool.
>>215000605Trump warning to UK of too many poo
Is Rorke a shagger or a perma-virgin?
jerusalem has turned over and gone to sleep
>>2150032842D just mogs inni
>>215003442corbyn's your party seems to have a remarkable number of not left wing sitting MPs in it making all the decisionsthe whole point of this movement was surely to move away from a party dominated by MPs making decisions at odds with their membership and return to proper grass roots activism
>>215003391remember the only ethnoids you saw in belfast were chinky students and only in certain areasit is RIDICULOUS now the amount of blacks and pakis about
>>215003518You’ll find most shaggers are rorkes but there’s a virgin sect too
>>215003518Rorke has ascended the need for such basal, carnal desires
>>215003521*boots her head clean off*
Would be cool to learn Esperanto but I bet the online communities around it woul be cringe
>>215003454I would understand if our king was some powerful leader but he's not
>>215003478*LIVE!*
Shorts shall be worn tomorrow
>>215000605
>>215003534Soon there'll be no need for a Northern Ireland at all
>>215003391going to birmingham centre next week
>>215003561Miss my cosplaying days.
I noshed off a cabbie for a free ride, but when we got to my flat he reneged and only offered me half off. Felt it undignified to trick myself out for so little so told him to consider it a freebie and paid full fare.
why are wanks so much better and to much more dodgier stuff when you're on a hangover?
>>215003569This shit is cancer Everything about it is terrible and it makes me sad to know there's thousands of lonely freaks that sit in their dark smelly bedrooms watching this weird cringe slop
>>215003561Can't wait to roll for these twoBeen saving up for months so I can UE50 them
>>215003561my pyros are ready
>>215003600Umm...
corbyn a decomposing old bag of bones he won’t live to see the next election
>>215003415End of the day drumpf is someone who wants to feel important and be loved. Insatiable appetite for it
>>215003600'
>be northern irish>experience sectarian violence
still haven't read a single investigative journalism deep-dive on why every country in the Anglosphere, Eastern Europe, and Japan all simultaneously pulled the "More Immigration" lever so hard it apparently snapped off right around late 2021
Spain used to be a white country settled by white people that looked like British Islanders. We must restore the Iberian continent to this state.
>>215003544you can't boot them all
time for some JAVkino
brit slags look like this?!
>>215003630also applies to 5 million reform voters
>>215003651You're never going to see one even though it's an open secret they coordinated it at Davos
tried watching that weapons film last nightstarted off alrightwent to shit quicklyturned it off in the end
>>215003676what do indian slags look like
>>215003651Because its an economic trick that doesnt fail
just got up and closed the windowmight open it later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjfpNOwMpeM
>>215003663what's this it looks interesting
Are you a dress trouser or jeans wearer?
>>215003654So did Greece and Italy.You still see the occasional blonde Italian (Daniele de Rossi for example) who would not look out of place in a Roman Legion at the time of Scipio, but the fair Hellenes like Alexander are long gone.
>>215003651because neoliberals need the line to go up always
>>215003687
>>215003651Pensioners started yelling "more more more!"But we've got a declining population so the only way to satisfy pensioners is to import wogs at the suggestion of many neoliberal and neoconservative thinktanks Only problem is that the wogs are actually massive tax liabilitiesSo now we're importing wogs to try and pay for other wogsAnd we've found ourselves in a negative feedback loop
;-)
>>215003676looks like noel fielding
>>215003698would love to have massive foreheaded spakcer thumbed aryan children with rubes
>>215003681you say that but we’re about to see the Andrew Tate generation vote for the very first time
How much is the limit you would spend on>Jeans>Coat>Shoes
ANOTHER TRANNY MASS SHOOTER>>>/r9k/82542355>>>/r9k/82542355>>>/r9k/82542355
>>215003769pooarsecum
>>215003534I always think about Chinky, the taxi driver, who was called Chinky because he was the only chinese taxi driver. He's proud of the name too. Think he has a personalised plate of it lol. They were so rare that you could say "chinky" and have it refer to one singular person. Now half the taxis that pass you are driven by vanta black fellows that look like locked fighting game characters. The sheer number of browns coming out of the Ulster Uni campus today was stunning and they're all the darkest of the dark indians too. The speed with which NI was "diversified" can only be explained by a concerted, planned effort to do so.
>>215003698Would love to see her in a latex suit with a hole in the bottom to piss into my mouth.
GIWTWMUTD (under the desk)
>>215003712Soft stretchy corduroys. Always.
>>215003759odd
>>215003709MIRD-25517 hours of kino
>>21500376980100120
>>215003729*positive feedback loop
pip ply bldg
DON'T TEMPT ME FRODO
>>215003769>>Jeans£60>>Coatif it's a proper winter coat, around £200>>Shoes£100
>>215003769>jeans£80 >coat£250>shoes£250
you lads still follow ruby granger after she revealed her black bf lol?
>>215003822Brands?
>>215003686another fascinating tale lad well done got any more bangers like that time you scratched your elbow or when you needed 2 slices of bread but there was only 1 slice of bread
>>215003769£25 £80£100 if they're nice shoes - but generally £50
>>215003769>£40>£100>£40
>>215002539shut the fuck up
>>215003829frodo was twerkin that lil thang
>>215003532well it's wait and see for now, they need to get some policies on the ground. if sultana's kerfuffle gets things rolling I'm all for it. right now the party is carried by good will>>215003561cute brats>>215003615shit taste
>>215003769>Jeans£250>Coat£500>Shoes£600
M&S Autograph. Always.
>>215003868
>>215003651almost like there was a global happening and recession or something
>>2150037698025080
Give me your most interesting blogpost
>>215003822>>215003865>>215003866Where tf are you buying your clothes from?
Yirgaalemis delivering my order at present
>>215003855just brought a can of beer to my lipspoured some into my mouthswallowed itput the can back down
>>215003663code?
>>215003907Matalan
>>215003905I once made a blogpost on here that was so interesting (and mockable) that it became a short-term gimmick for a few days to make posts mimicking it with sillier and sillier situations in the posts.
>>215003896There was not
>>215003907M&S
>>215003769100250150
>>215003907river island
Bonnie Blue the kinda bitch people read about in History books in 500 years and are disgusted someone like that existed
>>215003907tk maxx
>>215003651because they needed the line to go up quick after covid shut everything down
>>215003941did you then black out and receive a text the next morning?
>>21500376950100100
>>215003933>>215003947>>215003955Good quality?
>>215003962more like 50 years the west isn’t going to last much longer
>>215003907I just google "jeans" and then click about til I find a pair that's cheap and the right size. Same for coats and shoes.
>>215003931>>215003818
>>215003905My blogposts are too extreme and interesting for /brit/
>>215003962she will be a part of history though, unlike most
Had an uncharitable and unchristian post but i wont post it
>>215003723do their families disown them?
>>215003909i have a very similar story but here's where it gets a little bit funny...so yeah poured some beer into my mouthswallowed itbut hahabut here's where it gets mental, when i bought the beer and got it home, i actually put it in the freezer (i like to put it in the freezer for a few minutes to get it really cool) and then what i've done of course is pour the beer into a glassso i suppose the twist of the tale is in the pouring, haha
>>215003968>>215003995Good quality?
MORE FOOL YOUASSHOLE
>>215003992M&S is pretty much always good quality. And the styles are far better than they use to be too
If people still used physical money then we'd have Bonnie Blue on a banknote by now
>>215003982No. As I said, my blogpost was interesting, whereas that mong's post about drinking too much is not.
>>215003994Not true I think that trump really revitalized the west and now we’ll all survive for several hundred years
japanese men don't bother with women and just wank over cartoons instead and i think that's pretty based if you ask me
>>215004031The most engrossing thing I've ever read in all of my lifeThank you for sharing
Jeans? Levi's, Full Count, Blackhorse Lane. The classics.Coats? Barbour. Always.Shoes? Tricker's, Crockett & Jones, Loake. You get what you pay for.
Might go to the Co-Op and buy some alcohol which I neither want nor need in order to watch a Champions League game that I don't really care about
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.
>>215004047and yet his was much more memorable, as has just been demonstrated
>>215004037No of course not. I dont care about looking good. I only wear clothes because it's illegal to be out in public without them.
learned (felt) a lot from my sleep last night now I might try some meditation
>>215004075you’re a virgin aren’t you
it's cute that a muslim country loves Israel so much
me and twin
>>215004044Ye just had a look and they look pretty good
Would drink tonight but have family coming over tomorrowSo Saturday will be cans day
>>215004084When I was walking through Belfast city centre earlier, I realised the vast majority of young white women are beautiful. I even got chatting to a pair of Norwegians. Was surprised that I knew they were Norwegian before they spoke to me. Think Norwegians have a particular type of nose. Little bit more soft of a shape, if that makes sense.
>>215004118rorke and leftypol
I wonder where Canslad is x
poo ciele
(of people) unwilling to be separated; very close.
Got an ingrown hair on me pubes, hurts :/
>>215004116anyone who likes or shills israel is either jewish or is getting money from them
>>215003998>>215003818>17 hours of kinoCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
for me its Passenger, Berghaus, Finisterre, and Quiksilver
M&S. John Lewis. Charles Tyrwhitt. Dune. Always.
A normal day in britainhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758220326193583.mp4
>>215004085the question said nothing about memorability.
Sex culture in this country is the grimmest in the world. Bonnie Blue is the tip of the iceberg
>>215004160>Actresses: Poop
>Poop
Right well the paki pizza was ordered but it has now disappeared
On some shit
Is this the famous 4chan
every day I thank god that I wasn't born w****
>>215004181the women are far too easy and everyone knows about it, that’s the real reason the boat men come
BossStone IslandNike
>>215004198We’ll get to the bottom of this don’t you worry mate
>>215004181in afghanistan, the sex culture is to kidnap little boys and keep them trapped in an enclave of old men where they get passed around and anally raped for years until they're murdered and dumped in a ditch for not wanting to be raped anymore.
>>215004200aint on piss
new WARSTRIKE episode tonight lads
>>215004116iran should invade these larpers already, azerbijan brings shame upon the steppe races
>>215003992river island are reliable
>>215004229leftypol be like we need that culture over here asap!
Got the theatrical boomer rock opera on and let me tell you lads i love it x
Charles Tyrwhitt shirts. Next jeans. Simple as.
AAAAAAA
>>215004264why is my dad posting on /brit/
>>215004244sex culture in Eq must be wild
>>215004181I just dislike how many women these days get themselves bogged
>>215004246I havent even thought about them in 20 years, i thought they went bust.
George Jeans. Always.
NEW>>215004295>>215004295>>215004295
>>215004183>Mocha
>>215004229We need that culture over here asap!
>>215004134This type?Beautiful Aryan women are pure life-fuel honestly. Every time I blackpill I think of the beauty of the White race and remember what is worth fighting for.
>>215004264New Balance trainers?
recycle>>215002529>>215002529>>215002529
