donovan
poo smells lmao
love pierbiyou have to admit she passes insanely well
>>215009568no he doesn't lmaohe has the typical hrt horse jaw they all have
gay
elbow update: scratched my elbow but it turned out it wasn't itchy
>>215009568he's a paedophile like every other tranny
>>215009568he really doesnt
Feeling a leftist victory this election.Holly for the Welsh.Thistle for the Scots.Roses for the English.Also cheers to the Philistine/Palestinian refugees.An invader is anyone who opposes the freedom to protest.Simple as.Brits have a voice.Brits party.That is true politics.
>hrt horse jaw
i need to read a 394 page book for something important ButI’ve never read a book properly before
eating two ready meals at the same time call me charlie bigamy
>>215009632just pretend you're a genius
don't know what TV to buy I don't want oled
Rorke mate English people aren't even real
even if I didnt have my jaw and went tranny I would still be an ugly freak man. people ARE attracted to me
>>215009646How
pretty sa that my two "power up Pokemon 3 times" encounters were gen 1 starters
>>215009632https://youtu.be/rn22UlVdpw0Just follow mark's method
>>215009691Yeeeeeeesh bro, spread just like that I’d plant my face in her crotch to sniff up her puss and butthole to get rock solid before putting her legs behind her head, pulling that tiny little vagina cover aside, and filling her tight teen pussy with throbbing solid dick and pounding tip to ballsack until her ovaries are filled up with sperm ropes
>>215009691wish I was her dog and she sat like this all day at home with me sitting all day at her home (as her dog)
>>215009654pick the size you want, then find a brand you've heard of that's that size in the price range you want. tv's are all the same really except for the mega expensive brand new tech ones that are quite unnecessary and for wankers.
>>215009531What went so terribly, horrifically, horribly wrong, lads?
>>215009721
i didnt wanna get blood on your floor
Sir Keir adopted the jaw-taut expression of a man with electrodes attached to his sweetbreads
whatever that means
>>215009733
rounding up the creepshot fellas and sending them to the gay island
>>215009531FFS FOY
What type of person shops at Poundland?
>>215009628>>215009666>>215009691https://youtube.com/watch?v=wpK-rgxXvHU
>>215009761>fellasit's one guy, he proxies
Anyone here been to South America how was it
>>215009758lifted this from reddit didn't you
>>215009733Pep's wife was the one pulling the stringsWhen she left him it was game over
asmr wankeroo ongoing
wtf is moodle
>>215009787pep still at the club? haven't kept up with bootfall in donkeys
>>215009788keep getting bad vibes telephatically me so I cant do this rn
Tokyo? Pure biomass city.
can someone with administrator privileges ban that American guy posting pictures
>>215009733>tfw too intelligent to win
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/x5ryYPhr0f0/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEoCJUDENAFSFryq4qpAxoIARUAAIhC0AEB2AEB4gEKCBgQAhgGOAFAAQ==&rs=AOn4CLCAcFOMIpcUyMU4MBTM6J2SUiio0Qhttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/x5ryYPhr0f0/hq720.jpgthis halfcast looks like blackface
>>215009777I was referring to the fellas who take the photos but the one posting them will be going too
>>215009568not really, she's mid range
Thomas Thistlewood (16 March 1721 – 30 November 1786) was an English-born slave-owner, serial rapist, planter and diarist who spent the majority of his life in the British colony of Jamaica. In 1751, Thistlewood started working as an overseer on a sugar plantation called "Egypt"; within days, he started to rape the enslaved women on the plantation. According to his diary, over the course of this life he committed 3,852 acts of rape with 138 enslaved women. He systematically raped enslaved girls and women; those that ran away were whipped and put in chains, collars, or placed in field gangs. He sometimes raped more than one woman in a night, after which he would give them some coins "for their troubles". Two years later in 1753, Thistlewood received a runaway slave's severed head, and he placed it on a pole on the road near his home. Thistlewood also invented a form of torture called Derby's dose, which entailed flogging a slave, rubbing lime juice, salt pickle, and bird pepper on their wounds, and having a fellow slave defecate into their mouth. In 1767, Thistlewood purchased a 160-acre (65 ha) plantation called "Breadnut Island Pen"; by 1779, he had 32 enslaved people rearing livestock and growing provisions. All of his slaves were branded with his initials on their right shoulders. At Breadnut Island Pen, Thistlewood made attempts to "match" his male and female slaves; despite this he continued to rape the women. By 1781, Thistlewood was becoming regularly ill with syphilis and his sexual abuse declined as a result. If any enslaved person was caught eating the plantation's produce, they were brutally flogged. While his slaves complained of hunger and starvation, Thistlewood continuously entertained guests with lavish meals. He never married but he had a long term concubine, an enslaved woman called Phibbah, with whom he had a son. In 1784, he became so ill that he had difficulty writing in his diary, and died at Breadnut Island Pen in November 1786.
MANGEKYO SHARINGAN
>>215009805Moodles up with me what's moodle with you
there is a way to carry myself to get girls to fuck me. reminder that combination is out there
gendo really wore white cotton gloves everywhere mr mime ahh nigga
fucking sick of eating pasta and sausages every day but I simply have no idea what else there is to eat
>>215009916what the fuck are you talking about
>>215009938hahahahaha
glad my dad forced me into training when i was a kid, feels good knowing i could twist up 99% of people around me. mongs risking 7 years in prison for using weapons when i can choke you out and at maximum serve a 6 month sentence (likely not even that). sometimes leave my bike semi unattended just to see if someone tries stealing it so i can kick them off it
>>215009924mr. mime is a pedophile btw
>>215009938>pasta and sausagesdo pidors really?
>>215009939im incel stewing plotting how to get pissy
>>215009938I legit eat chicken rice and hashbrowns everyday
>>215009946ooh you're hard
>>215009980i'm a shaggerwhat do you want to know?
>>215009984ktim but tuna mayo pasta
You lads read any good books lately?
This has got to be one of the most ridiculously middle class things I've ever seen. all the money in the world can seemingly not buy self awareness
>>215009877RIP king taken too early
>>215009995nothing ty
my love has got no moneyhe's got his trombolese
>>215009946Is this a pasta?
>>215009999um!!!
was looking for this song the other week while I was drinking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQmv3-2xumE&list=RDOQmv3-2xumE&start_radio=1
>>215010001>middle class>all the money in the worldthis country's attitude toward money is a fucking embarrassment
Why are you all anti white negro loving jew loving zionist loving russia hating palestine hating bluepilled faggots?
>>215009999Yh it’s called you’re a nonce and you should hang yourself pronto
porn becoming reality is nightmare
rorke having one too many at the house party, getting all quiet, pulling you to the side and saying "you know I've never had a girlfriend?" oh my days why did he do that
>>215010046lil bro getting trapped in the washing machine
>>215010051sorry i just thought i needed to explain why i am the way i am x
>>215010051special friend invitation
>>215010024This posters attitude toward figurative speech is a fucking embarrassment
*bends it like Beckham*
FEELING NOSTALGICALEXA TURN ON THE WAY I AM BY EMINEM
>>215010062scream
So what’s the gherkin meme
>>215010051I've literally done thisnot a virgin though, just no girl stuck with me for more than a week
thinking about life UwU
>>215010096Stop it
>>215010001reminds me of this
might start smashing my fucking back in with a hammer to relieve the pain
>>215010091some buck broken grim slave boi
like eminem's music but he's a leftypol
>>215010122rap isn't music
>>215010062took me a few seconds
like "till i collapse" by Eminem and how Dr. Dre probably wrote that one even though the thing I was doing at that time got fucked because a moderator logged in and literally cheated a win
>>215010122His music is dog shit. Sounds retarded as fuck. The only reason he was ever popular was because he was white
is there anything whites cannot do!?
What happened with "Your Party" today:- At 11:11, Zarah Sultana posted a link to sign up for "Your Party" membership. The link is on a different domain from what was previously used on other "Your Party" communications- The membership fees are £5 a month or £55 a year for regular, or £2.50 a month or £25 annually for concessions - This was followed by an email to subscribers at 11:17- Sultana claims that "Your Party" had reached 20,000 members at 13:30- Jeremy Corbyn and four other MPs released a statement at 14:07, urging supporters not to sign up, cancel direct debits if they have, and stating they are seeking legal advice. Zarah Sultana's name was left off the letter- Corbyn then also emailed members shortly after with the statement- PoliticsHome then reported that a "formal split" in Your Party now seems "inevitable", according to several sources- Zarah Sultana hit back at 14:44, branding "Your Party" as a "sexist boys club", and admits she did not have permission from Corbyn to launch paid memberships earlier. She has now asked Corbyn to meet with her
I was travelling and met another English girl. I really liked her but she has a bf. Seeing that nothing could come of it I just told her at the end of the night that if she ever breaks up with her boyfriend to give me a call. Since then we've messaged very frequently. If she wasn't interested she wouldn't message me after saying that right?
>>215010160something something katy's hymen something
10cm and thin
>>215010170Having a bf doesn't mean anything to English, German or French women
>>215010122I like the samples he used from other songs. That was how I discovered good music
>>215010187all white women
Oh dear…
also I seriously doubt "Katy" is (or was) a virgin P.S. nobody will ever love you, cuck
>>215010187So I should have shagged her? I often wonder if I kissed her if she would have reciprocated but I'm playing the long game and it would have been a very risky move
Who's got the I like to move it move it edit
>>215010195what is this sket doing
man, your life is so grim. ha ha ha its Thursday :)
>>215010195I don’t get it
>>215010209>playing the long gameaka she's not interested
>>215010209long games are dumbshag her asap
thinking abt my life... uwu...
you see rashfords goal what a banger
rorke unironically listening to reggae and ska. leftypol pretending he likes it for good boy points
only time you all start being positive to one-another is when the girl has a bf. sort of grim; the only time you support the straight (and white) sex is when its someone cheating on their partner, and thats sad
>>215010223He got caught cheating on his wife now his mistress is posting his messages on Instagram for everyone to see
>>215010253Did the man kick the ball? Adonbilivit?
rashford scoring two goals for barcelona vs newcastle before we got gta6
>>215010262dirty skettle
>>215010225So why she invited me to stay at her new place then you melt>>215010242She is marriage material mate. This is a war ending long game. Like the Manhattan project.
>>215010258havent ever thought about it that way owo I reckon that a lot of rorkes listen to either or both
>>215010288Girls that are open to cheating aren’t marriage material lol
pre-ban: You were issued a warning! ;_;bannedYou were issued a warning on all boards with the following message:Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban.Your warning was issued on September 18th, 2025. The name you were posting with was Anonymous. In addition to heeding this warning, please review the rules and FAQ.reminder to report the BE flag faggots posts (and his posts on the UK flag), and there is no excuse to not be doing this. do it because it annoys him :) report his posts when he pops up ^.^
>>215010288stop being ridiculous just shag her asap
leftypol saying his favourite genre of music is "world music" completely unprompted
>>215010281Come back and sit on my face you beautiful little girl
scrambling for crumbs you little mong freak
going to listen to the remix of "everything she said" because I saw a literal CIA brainwashing video from @chudjack on gif
>>215010334We don’t sign our posts here
>>215010334nah. cope on though
going to brew a new line of ipas and named it barley quirk
>>215010304I don't think she is. Hence why I didn't make a move when I met her. But it was apparent to me from what she told me that her relationship would soon splinter and they would both be moving to separate places which is a sign that its coming to a natural end.
no office tomorrow for me. just dont want to.
if I had money I should be allowed to pay people like $30 to drink [my piss] as a science experiment and that should be totally legal, adn ethical
>>215010313I'll shag you in a minute if you don't pipe down
>>215010372she’s shopping around for a bf before she’s even split with her current one and you think that’s marriage material bruh
might get a night shift job
might find someone on that gay dating app and get them drinking my piss and eating some penicillin (which is safe to take with alcohol if they arent allergic)
Dave
hooooowwwwwwwwlimg at leftypol in utter meltdown because the tides have turned and cancel culture is coming for him now
28 year old voluntarily neet involuntarily shagger. It's a hard life
I think the way to kill fruit flies is to take a shit in the toilet bowl and coat [the poo] in DMSO so that when they land on it to eat they take everything in all over their body, cant choose what to eat
Seems all lefty Americans do on the internet is complain about the Trump administration. "That's fascism!". I don't keep up to date with what goes on over there but if it really was fascism they'd actually be doing something about it
>>215010162Funny how everything they accused reform of being they're also>can't agree on anything>Can't organise a piss up in a brewery>Your party is currently a limited company not even registered
>>215010110ktim in the 38%
fizzy plum pomegranate lime lemonade
>>215010372again lad, that’s just not marriage material it’s cheating even without the shagging lol. If you did end up getting her you’d lose her the same way, it’s a meme for a reason
im not pissing right now but have a bottle of it from dragon soop to see if it ferments
mental how hideous leftypol isyou can spot them from a mile away
>>215010458they really are dysgenic freaks
>>215010430Have you considered cleaning your smelly little runt hovel? That should sort them out
Reading about the Battle of Canea. I feel like it's not often acknowledge the individual suffering inflicted on families. How many doting mother wept for sons who never returned, or how many widowers were left defenceless without their protectors. In the aftermath, human sacrifice occurred, one noted instance being a baby. How grief-stricken the mother must have been to watch that. Horrible.
>>215010458someone posted a Palestine rally picture earlier as “take that Rorke” and it was filled with the most demented soft men you’ve ever seen
>>215010440too summery.
>>215010162woman moment
>>215010479I am but it wont, also the fruit flies all almost died for a few days but a bunch of babies sprouted up. these ones (whether its a different species, or because they are babies - but I havent seen it before in their young) - dont have fat sacks on them, no orange. curious! >>215010477horse
blip pal ageorgap pile lab
*points at your chest*There’s something on your t shirt anon
rorke pretending hes not a dysgenic mistake himself
>>215010162women are genuinely just so fucking retarded
(also) the spiders seem to wait for the fruit flies to be all starving to death before they really wipe them out. otherwise they farm the. this is quite curious
>>215010530*looks down at my chest*hmm? I don't see it...
What the fuck is going on over there?
Mousey is the threads Karl dilkington Spouts utter nonesense but rarely makes a good pointPlay a record mousey
>>215010480The experience that you have gone through is in many ways comparable to what happens with domestic violence. Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. Women often have to flee from the only homes they have ever known. Women are often the refugees from conflict and sometimes, more frequently in today's warfare, victims. Women are often left with the responsibility, alone, of raising the children. Women are again the victims in crime and domestic violence as well. Throughout our hemisphere we have an epidemic of violence against women, even though there is no longer any organized warfare that puts women in the direct line of combat. But domestic violence is now recognized as being the most pervasive human rights violation in the world. Here in El Salvador, according to the statistics gathered by your government, 1 in 6 women have been sexually assaulted and the number of domestic abuse complaints at just one agency topped 10,000 last year. Between 25 and 50 percent of women throughout Latin America have reportedly been victims of domestic violence.
>>215010543*flicks you in the nose*AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA YOU SILLY BUGGER
canea remember who asked
>>215010550https://youtu.be/OQmv3-2xumE?list=RDOQmv3-2xumE
>>215010496it's still summertill monday
>>215010550Can only assume this is aimed at me
>how many widowers were left defenceless without their protectors
>>215010563you promised me you'd mix in some more autumnal drinks before the switch over
I should be in charge of all the /brit/ money
God what a fucking pleb I was as a teenager. Must be the ‘tism
Immigration isn't the problem you're just racist.
The 22yo proto-gf told me I definitely don't have a small cock
oh nonono hstikkytokky bros
>>215002277>>215002277>>215002277new
>>215010593mad that because she showed me the pic you sent over while we were cuddling in bed together and we laughed hysterically at how small you were
all the things she sai all the things she said running through my hea running through my head running through my head
>>215010544>>215010544trump brought the security guard from co op to buckingham palace?
>>215010588not racist just don’t like em
>it's still summerActiveeee
>>215010584We spaffed the last arts council England grant on frosty jacks and only came up with poo sealDont think were getting another
>>215010597The General sends his regards. twust
>>215010571i'm drunk, I'm allowed to make small mistakes
>ITV fans were lashing out at The Chase on Thursday after the latest team of hopefuls managed to bank a shockingly low prize pot of £6k.
by the way China did a porn video about COVID with the music and all that (like how Japan did it with ebola-chan) idk if you saw it
>>215009805just started uni yh?
Right! Watch this!*does a poo on the floor and then rolls around in it like a dog*
I'll be alri, somehow
Elton John 26 minute video "touched by gold" sponsored vieos going up right now (on the "hot to go!" search)
The proverbial whip
>>215010673All that matters is the interior.
>>215010673whipping that ai shit
oh my god - hot to go! - sounds terrible... the internet HATES Isabelle
>>215010638saw that, had the lad who was proper hairy in itand its weird for a Chinese to be that hairylooked it up and what happened was that one of the porno actors could make it, sick or whatever, so in the end they got a little monkey fella in for it
>>215010670Corn?
so there’s this manhole cover right
>>215010692nah this one was anime and pretty sure it was communist brainwashing (and celebrating all the deaths) what are you talking about
>>215010633still better than tipping point the complete waste of time
>>215010695Pr0n
>>215010673awesome car sir please contact to arrange payment
>>215010700I call my boxers my manhole cover
>>215010670aidan bang on the money again
Walk on promised roads, I could take a joke Have you ever seen a ghost?Pop out, pop out like a toast, you woke up late, the breakfast's closedYou know I don't brag but I'm 'bout to boast Fabrics on my body, it's designer probablyCan't you see I'm litty? Rollin' like a trolleyWon't come to your party 'cause your friends are boringI'll be in the city, walking 'round like a tourist
>>215010670shit like this make me extremely misanthropic
>>215010706
*panting* eggs
>>215010727why no ftm?
They turned me down, now I live my nightmare.Gotta be seen by some one out there.Now i sit here in reflection chamber.Fixing mysef so that all can savor.Follow me, I'm on the brink of visual epiphany.Life is a costume away.Oh, life's a wardrobe change.So I can shift, create a rift.With beauty and with grin.Blush sensation, creates a foundation.God is in my skin.
>>215010750They're all balding manlets who inexplicably look like young boys
just a small town girlliving in a lonely world
A jew named magnus herschfeld created transgenderism
right well that's me going to bed thenthat's me getting tucked in all snugget the bloody good nights wished Rorke
i just want a girl with a beautiful facei don't care about the body
the current Go battle league is the willpower cup: fighting, dark, psychic -type Pokemons. now I can use my PvP IV lucario!
>>215010767pre-op ftm gays are elite
>>215010622enjoyed this post
listening to mercury rev and crying
qoqsik >>>>> ruby
>>215010750
>>215009611Suck a Serb suck a Slovene Fuck a French faggot
goodnight anon
>>215010777>gender: male
>>215010834pre-op
the fuck do they expect
right thats it then is it? thats me going to bed then is it? thats me done? finished for another day i take it? going to bed am i? thats it, done, FINISHED obviously
big eyes, it was gangly
>>215010262The guy who's clearly an arsehole turns out to be an arsehole? Damn, colour me shocked
>>21501072799% look like the ones on the left and the 1% will never feel or smell like a woman
>>215010727Imagine all the ones on the right when theyre 35+ though. They've
haven’t heard the word sket since i was in year 8
>>215010877yes to all of those
wish i were british
>>215010942whywish i wasnt british fancy being a frenchman
>>215010942sex sex
>>215010727leftoids want us to believe these are exactly the same and deserve the same rights
>>215010954accent mostly
the chase is kind of pointless to watchthe whole thing takes an entire hour with adverts and then they have like a 1 in 5 chance of actually winning around £5000 each usually. at least the questions are decent
>>215010972no better than any othersbut it is a guaranteed shag with yanks
>>215010961what rights normal people have that trannies don't?
>>215010942Same but im close enough
a penis!
>>215010979precisely
Dogberg keeps handing me a tiny little piece of bark like we can play catch with it
must have chomped through 500g of Skittles today
>>215011020Get it fucking played with you horrible runt
>>215011047Have been for 2 hours
Donald Trump and Sir Keir Starmer just started kissing there and then
>>215011066Good lad.
also have a shadow 6/16/15 whatever sneasel (dark/ice) evolves into for PvP
>deliverooexpensive, food arrives cold, usually low quality, loads of dodgy ingredients, prepared in unsanitary kitchens, 5+ pairs of paki hands have touched your food, gives you the shits the next day>bighamsAffordable, convenient, fresh from the oven, top notch clean ingredients, restaurant quality prepared by chefs, consistently delicious, balanced and nutrientsSo, which way White man?
Bark, and that
6/14/15
genuinely what is it that makes americans and other forrens attracted to the british accent (i say ‘the’ because we’re only talking about received prononciation nobody is getting aroused by a scouser)
might fry my sausagres for a change
>>215011081just doesn't hit the same as cuck posting does itgo on treat yourself
Charlie Bighams marketing team doing a number on me, I might have to try it out tomorrow
>>215011095aww look at that doggylabradors have such a nice way about em
shadow metagross is better
Wish I didn't tummyspaff cause now I have to shower in the morning
>>215011117You're a deeply disturbed individual dtfic
been thinking about trying a charlie bigham's for a whileprobably won't though.
Where can I get magic mushrooms
>>215011134Get it tried
>>215011039>>215011070oh god
>>215010582pomegranates are autumnal
>>215011219It appears you are right
its sneasler
>>215011244what other autumnal flavors should I get soon? I have a chance to purchase one on sunday
always wanted to try kibble
>>215011281its not poisonous go ahead
>>215011279hm, I would suggest something involving pumpkin, cinnamon or ginger. the other ingredients are negotiable
>>215011299um
>>215011300I love a spicy ginger syrup but I might have to purchase that one onlinespiced pumpkin and cinnamon are options but I'm not sure how good they will be in a fizzy drinkalthough I guess colas contain cinnamon and they're good
>>215011219They've got Charlie Bigham's in the USA right? Check the British section, yeah check the British section and grab yourself a Chicken Tikka Masala for 2.
>>215011368i'm sure that a cinnamon or spiced pumpkin drink would be nice when fizzy if they were sweetened properly. there was a cinnamon cola over here a few years ago
Dtfic = demoncrap lefty
>>215011245Yessss
>>215011443hi
love jam so muchjam is very british to me
yhe kibble
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DhvC5h8Ro_c
Rory Stewart: “The story is that what they [The American Right] think they are fighting against is … ‘The Yookay’ - spelt Y-o-o-kay … all of this stuff is driven by international funding”
>>215011467dont think ive ever seen a bame eating jam or cheese or hamwhat do they have in their sandwiches?
Im dogsitting 3 'gbergs. 2 labs and a shepherd mutt. Would post a pic but theres a rangeban on pics
umbreon once again S+ tier in thr cup
>>215011499chicken tikka perhaps, something exotic
>>215011496The yookay thing we got national lottery funding for thatWent nowhere, but we got in a ps5 for the writers room
I just won 9/10 games :)
>>215011390only in some places like malibu and santa monicawe used to have a chain of shops everywhere called fresh and easy owned by tesco and they carried a lot of british products but they all closed :(>>215011396I will consider the cinnamon for sure and thinking about ordering the ginger too... I might get an apple flavor as well
>>215011530get felix the cat food in therewant to buy some now that theyve got robbie in the ads
>>215011530uwos lab on YT also ate horse treats because there was that brief me horse phase fetish thing rite
>>215011558Hope you enjoy :)
>>215011570>>215011570>>215011570
>>215011568Erm.. pardon?
