Spain Edition
>>215023860Friendly reminder that you brits live in a depressing island with your awful weather and your horrible food.....yet mllions of smart people live like this. What is stopping you from living a better life?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
haha alri
i need goment benefits and awoof housing to dodge africa
just don't really like spain simple as that
Is /brit/ a cat or a dog general?
>>215024808We have good weather and good food and don't appreciate continentals' scorn.
>>215025654caberges all the way
>>215024808we left the eu (i wasn’t old enough to vote on it then) and i have no skills that are in demand in spain
>>215025654catberg fr fr
>>215025654unfortunately it's a cat general
what the fuck
>>215025654based catberge pscr
>>215024808>What is stopping you from living a better life?Money, retard
>>215025654this general is under the ownership of catstein LLP
considering shitting myself and screaming and punching myself in the head for no reason
>>215025654catbergwhat about /fr/?
So, Friday lads. What's the plan?
>>215025739haha
>>215025685Mental how little you fit in.
I like Britain and its weather :)
early morning /brit/ is the best. gets a bit shit around lunch time when the normies log in
How do I turn bitcoin into real money?
>>215025749wanking screaming shaking my nigger white boy ass
>>215025749listen to music and post on /brit/ with wanking interludes until I eat my charlie bigham's and drink myself to sleep
>>215025770have to send it to my wallet
I look like piplup irl
>>215025759project on
>>215025739leftypol when he sees a normal law-abiding tax-paying white family or trump
>>215025764Hear hear
pinkpantheress so cute and sexy and her voice is kawaii
>>215025770prefer not to say
uglycatmong melty incoming
>>215025780
>>215025764my favourite is in the evening when all the toil drones get here
don't like the young people at work. they don't take things seriously and they look at me like I'm an old man
>>215025663>>215025684>>215025691>>215025722Based. >>215025743Wouldn't know, this general sucks. Hence why I'm here, /brit/ is the funniest general.
>>215025831rape their twink arses
any /t&f/ man in?
nth for the holodem
>>215025849tubby caberge
>>215025831They're spotty and snotty too
>>215025854UM x
>>215025849>this general sucks*that general sucksla grammaire anglais c'est difficle, hein?
https://youtu.be/6OFleiE81-E
Ruby Granger fingering herself in her smelly femcel bedroom
>>215025903you post some amout of shite
Was watching Zoolander yesterday and the pub they go to after the mines is exactly like every pub in my shitehole town
grown ass man saying um
>>215025849love negro catbergs
>>215025909got the ruby granger sex arse lubed upyou can get one on etsy from my shop if you want
>>215025876when it comes to holodem I likeKroniiMarinInaLa+and I have masturbated to them all
>>215025915UMMY x
>>215025909Writhing, squeezing her legs together, and whining as she gets closer to cumming
>>215025926evil incel
FIFTY FOUR MINUTES OF HICCUPShttps://voca.ro/1dfIZiI8pmSV
>>215025941I am not evil
>>215025876any new lore drops?
>Boaty McBoatface
And, I don't want no womanWant every downtown man she meetsNo, I don't want no womanWant every downtown man she meetsMan, she's a no good doneyThey shouldn't allow her on the street
>>215025891I'm trying my best. Still can't write or speak properly even after 15 years of learning English. I guess it's in my blood.>>215025919Catbergs lickin the willies. The orange ones don't want to hang out with me.
>>215025749There is a twilight hike I could go on, but I do weightlifting and today is a rest day. :C
sleeping on your back I get but how do people sleep face down
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>215025993>>215025998>>215026000>>215026003could've sworn i clicked on /brit/
>>215025749waste another evening alone
>>215025974>2016you ok mate?https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/oQ3uejqdxen2F46geJ0oLQ/
>>215025993catberg should NOT be licking any willies
>>215025993je suis sûr que ton anglais est mieux que mon francais
Need a piss. One of you twinks open your mouth
twilight hike sounds nice
sending 68 missiles to strike small boats
Anyone here love fucking cats? Cracking little creatures
>>215026008anyone can be a brit
>Anyone here love fucking cats?
>>215023860
>>215026043um um um diverting 68 missiles to your house for the good of the nation
meltdown imminent
>>215026043um did you mean to say that?
>>215026043never met one
>>215026081been saying this for about 2 hours nownot sure you know what imminent means x
>>215023860>>215026070
>>215026043UM x
>>215026072Rorke fuming at this
>>215026093oh it's coming and it's gonna a big one
my cat is fat and also giant, when he sleeps he looks like a seal
shaved off my beardtrimmed my hair showered and had a body washbrushed my teethfeel a lot better for it
>>215023860>>215026070>>215026104
>>215026117yours, you mean
Right then, off to beddy byes. Night lads.
>>215025654We are a catberg and dogstein general.
>>215026008Would you rather have french or Somali migrants?
shaving every bit of hair on my body and slithering around the house
>>215026143nope and it's started just now actually
>>215026117only thing coming is a huge fart out of your big fat arse
>>215026104>>215026142Get here. Get housed. Get wanked off.
my taxes going to Labour to teach brown kids to brush their teethbroken britain
Why are Australian men like this?
>>215025849I think /fr/ is quite good. When i've been in there before, people have been mostly decent. By comparison, /deutsch/ can be angry and hateful. Even if I post something friendly in there, they will insult me just because I'm British.
scranning a gay porn sarnie
>>215026170you collect benefits and don't pay taxes
>>215026119Should shave him and slather him in poo
>>215026151des francais parce que je voudrais une petite copaine francais avec un cul rond et des cheveux marrons
home would get condemned if an inspector came into my room and smelled my chair, they would surely assume im harbouring a dead alien or critter of sorts stuffed in the cushions of my chair, but alas that is merely the smell of my arse trapped in there
>>215026192why are you in other generals like that?
>>215026230I'm gay.
>>215026208benefits that I PAY FOR when I buy mcdonalds because of the vat charge I've earned them
>>215026230international board innit
esperanto should be the language of the internet
>>215026240i believe you
>>215026245this is a trvke the wagies can't comprehend
looking forward to a comfy evening full of blankies, anime, and snackie snacks
I like it.
>>215026255I agreeFed up of the incessant shittification of internet English by ESLs
>>215026250british thread innit
accidentally just called someone rorke as a joke at work fforgetting it's a /brit/ thing now i'm hyperventilating in the toilet cubicle
>>215026273what's on the menu
something really off about king charles, him and his brother seem like legitimate 60 IQ mongs
>>215026273cor yes what anime we got planned
>>215026043No, im not fond of cats. Nasty creatures that inhabit slums and farmyards. They make houses stink, dirty cats make me sneeze and I find litter-boxes repulsive.
>>215026151dont listen to that retard i love the french i am a francophile you are always welcome here
>>215026312king though so he can get away with it must be nice being king
>>215026345You find boxes full of literal shit repulsive do you?
wee dtfic mega meltie x
if lord of the rings was written today Tolkien would get called racist
>>215026399Rightly so!
you're not supposed to leave the shit and piss in the litter trayit's just so the cat has a place to poo and wee before he (you) flushes
>>215026371Yes. I was in an elderly clients home the other day and the cat had missed the litter tray and shit on the floor. Disgusting.
just wanked out a shit
dont mind foreigners here but cant understand what experience /brit/ offers over their country’s general
>>215026445We're quick, we're funny, and we're instantly understandable by 99% of 4chan posters
>House of Commons easily passes euthanasia bill>House of Lords which is full of 96 year olds is against it for some reasonimagine my shock
>>215026445we're funny, the others aren't
>>215026445its an english speaking general that isn't dead (/cum/)
>>215026427ive h>>215026427eard that shitting while you wankt gives you a poo fetish
>>215026399the Dunedain are superiorsimple as
>ive h>>215026427eawhats blud talking about
>>215026445those threads don't have you <3
calling everyone i disagree with the N word
>>215026475That's because there are at least a few wise individuals in the Lords, unlike the Commons
roaring in dadbergs face
>>215026517sometimes that happens and the mods don't know whyonly happens to me mind you
>>215026475Thats the purpose of the Lords, it is a system of checks and balances.
Why do men want to "conquer" women? Especially attractive women of colour? It's actually just really creepy, weird and obviously really sexist.
Leftypol playing elmore james at his partyRorke shaking his money maker in the corner
>>215026518<3
dont mind sephardi jews to tell you the truth
>>215026538poo thrashing around on the floor
>>215026545despite the clothes we wear and the institutions created, we're all monke at the end of the day
sephardi? only if you tug on it!
>>215026545because at the end of the day we are animalswe might have computers and bighams ready meals but humans are just ape freaks
>>215026549Leftypol has no friends and Rorke doesn't attend parties.
>>215026545nice bait
have a seathave two
flying down the stairs head first
We’re not ‘animals’ tho are we, not in the same way dogs are
>>215026543not though is it? its a house above the commons that makes sure that whatever laws get passed by the disgusting peasantry dont interfere with the business of the landed gentry
>flying down the stairs head first
>>215026578yeah I really just wanted to post about rorke shaking his money maker
have a sheat
>>215026598your mum is
>>215026598see >>215026592
so i says to the guy, "ashkenazim? that's an ashkenazer!"
Congratulations! You Kadabrer has evolved into Ashkenazer
>>215026598why? because we say we're not?
>>215026587Prove you're Ukrainian
>>215026612>not though is it?Yes in fact it is
fucker? I hardly know 'er!
reheating a frozen burrito
>>215026230Because /brit/ gets boring sometimes
>>215026668i'm 160 under vpn or whatever his name
>>21502659818 years old, a man. fresh out of school. civilised. send him off to nam for one go around. what comes back? hes an animal now
might start playing overwatch again
>>215026675yeah, in the sense that the checks and balances are to ensure that whatever laws get passed by the disgusting peasantry dont interfere with the business of the landed gentry
>>215026399Never liked how Aragorn gets to claim the throne of Gondor. He isn't even from the line of kings that the Stewards were supposed to wait for. HIS line abandoned Gondor for Arnor and proceeded to run that kingdom into the ground.Denethor was right. He magnanimously allowed Gandalf access to documents that his family kept safe for thousands of years and Gandalf used them to organise a coup against him.
>>215026666because all evidence points to us being crossbred with animals here to produce an intelligent native species. wether this was conducted by a sufficiently intelligent race or a space fairing AI I’ll leave up to you
>>215026707>yeahGlad we agree
>>215026694lmao>>215026699stop stalking me
>>215026720>Yes in fact it is>yeahnot an agreement, grammatically speaking though is it?
>>215026445British people are simply funny.>>215026362x
>>215026612Any examples? No? Okay, that's your right to talk about politics forever revoked.Stick to footie.
alri lads it's me famous /brit/ poster 160, we doing well this friday?
Tinkering with an idea in my mind. Pawing at the idea. Batting it from side to side. I think this idea stands up to scrutiny.
The ukraine flag is a jewish american man named benjamin dont ask how i know
at the end of the day, it's night x
Feeling blackpilled and furious
always poo sealing but not sure if im poo feeling
>>215026749Why are you expecting arguments when you haven't made any yourself
don't like the indian nigga, dtfic, any yank, or irish niggasevery other foreigner is alri
>>215026764pourquoi tu ne réponds pas à mes posts francais?
using AI to become more racist
Markets open in 2.5 minutes lads
Using proper sentences, punctuation, please, and thank you when speaking to the AI, because how you do one thing is how you do everything.
>>215026833the boring twat markets?
>>215026831it’s going to be hilarious when the first proper AI comes about and it’s racist as fuck
>>215026576>bighams ready mealsThey're not ready meals
>>215026865Grok has already shown support for Hitler
>>215026867what category do they fall under
>>215026867yeah they arethey are premium ready meals
>>215026764We're funny how, funny like we're clowns, we amuse you? We make you laugh, we're here to fucking amuse you?
>>215026901>>215026903They're pre prepared mealsCalling it a ready meal devalues it
on first name terms with charlie
>>215026901>>215026903They're pre-prepared meals you cretins
>>215026927I swear bigham himself calls them ready meals
>>215026598Biologically, humans are animals. I guess we're quite smart animals, but we're still animals.
>>215026833S&P500 at an all time high and rising. we're so back
>Tommy Robinson asks: '55 Muslim states - but no room for Israel'If only this shabbos goy was so passionate about the ethnic makeup of the one British state
m
amy hunt with the 200m silver let's gooooo
>>215026612Actually it is a system of checks and balances. The suggestion that the Lords don't take their responsibility seriously is outrageous, false and malicious.
>>215026624The truth, exposed.
>>215026699just installed it todaydon't bother, still shit
>>215026941https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/food-and-drink/charlie-bigham-says-he-makes-prepared-meals-not-ready-meals-and-theyre-not-posh-1422401
>>215027004its good
>>215026941He FAMOUSLY stated he HATES ready meals in his interview with The Times last year. They're prepared meals. Just gain a fucking clue.
reckon my gf is fitter than all of yours combined
shake shake shake your money makeeerrr
>>215026989tfw no femcel sister to mog with my popularity and then shag
>>215027004yeah but lootboxes i want skins and like to gambleused to play as junkrat and widowmkaer
>>215027006>>215027023well you'll have to update the copypastas then because they call them ready meals
I absolutely LOATHE ready meals
Having a panic attack
>>215027030well aye a bunch of women combined would be a monster
sir charlie bingham
>>215027021european servers are all filled with useless wankers and slags who throw about their fanny>>215027048Fair enough it's the anniversary so lots of free ones
>>215027036yess fuck yes
>>215027062As do I. As does Charlie Bigham. Looks like we're in good company?*smiles at you*
might install mass effect and play that all night
>>215027073*softly rubs your gooch in small circular motions*
keep your ready made meal slop to yourself
>>215026815Sorry me no habla Espanol, voulay vouw coutchay avec moi?Do you have compulsory language lessons in the UK where you get to choose between french, spanish or maybe german? Or is it something optional?
Got toil this afternoon. Sigh.
sew seven women together at the shoulders
>>215027134suck my knob
>>215027126fuck offat least point out a mistake in my french (you make many in your english but we don't make fun of you)
rah rah fight the powershit the unshittablefart the unfartablerah rah fight the power
>>215027134you do like 20 hours a week stop whining
>>215027178simmer down jack simmer down
>>215027126when i was in primary school we did french lessons, remember our teacher reading us nice french storybooks.when we got to secondary school for the first few years we were split into 4 classes. people from the first two classes would do german and spanish and the people from the last two would do french and spanish. you could choose any language for your gcse but obviously if you were in the classes that did french instead of german and you chose german then you'd be at a disadvantage and discouraged from choosing it.
>[F4M] your loser little sister really wants to kiss you [fsub] [incest] [STALKING YOU] [pervert] [licking ur ears] [VERY OBSESSIVE] [i cant stop humping your leg im sorrryyy] [ur the best big brother ever!!!!] [ily] [please never leave me!!] [fingering] [sniffing ur sweat] [pathetic puppy] [CNC] (self.gonewildaudio)what are we thinking
>>215027178(yes we do)
>>215027200I'm doing 11 hours this week actually
putain de merde
raping my arse with a parsnip
>>215027126actually hate french people it's mentalliterally did A Level french and still read french literature to this day and this is what I get
dont like how the balkans are slavic there should unique cultures there instead of just rehashed eastern european ones
>[F4M] Indulging your Little Sister's Scent Fetish [Script Fill] [Awkward FemSub] [Incest] [Big Bro/ Little Sister] [Scent Fetish] [Embarrassment] [Huffing Man-Musk] [Sniffing Boxers] [Sweat] [Musk] [Scentplay] [Apologetic] [Caught in the Act] [Cock-Sniffing] [Pheromones] [Cock drunk] [ADULTS] (self.gonewildaudio)mental
My girlfriends 13 year old niece licks my face and stuff and tied my hands together with her dressing gown holder once
>>215027210not into ASMR as i've got that autism thing where i hate weird noises in my ears hehe
can cougher's union take the meeting outside please
>>215027219not even worth going. that's like £150
i learned German in school and even passed advanced higher but i haven't studied it since
>>215027225screamed irl at this one
>>215027253err
raping my arse with a bolt of lightning sent from thors hammer
>>215027253
often think about the character brian badonde from facejacker
>>215027126burn and die you country of shitsspend a thousand hours learning french just so I can get made fun of
>>215026273whats that
my burrito is very yummy
>>215027330why are you so mean thats not a very nice thing to say
for us bottom set was french and top set was germansecond and third were spanishwas in the french class myself and was basically just a free period because everyone in french was a mong
>>215027364because I don't like it when french people make fun of english people speaking french
Today`s Pocket MonsterOf the day is ..Kingambit !!
>>215027417youre just making these upTHIS is a pokemon
>samurai pokemontaking the piss
>>215027417fucking bastard
>>215027417grown man btw
>>215027178I wouldn't point out any mistakes unless they seriously impact understandability. Pointing out every little mistake is rude. Although if you insist, you did make one: we typically say "petite amie" or "copine" to say girlfriend, "petite copine" would be unusual.>>215027239Understandable, I hate them too.
what the actual fuck
>>215027417no way this one is real
>>215027487that’s a digimon
>>215027487It's actually a very good Pokemon
you're*
>>215027487that's not a pokemon that's just some nigga
made a dumb esl mistake in an edit summary
>celebrated thirdie moment is maradona’s hand of god>literally cheatingWhy’re they like this
erm u can catch pokemon on google now?
܁>>215027417&「i t e m o f t h e d a y ˚」???
>>215027551wouldn't worry about it. i make efl mistakes al the time
>>215027571Glad I gave them all my private information, good use of my data that
my boy mewtwo
>>215027555wogs (including italians, spaniards and portuguese) have literally no sense of fair playthey think if they don't get caught, or if the foul gains them an advantage, it's fine
>>215027617wtf is that
I'm doing fine so leave me alone so leave me alone so leave me alone
with the way chavs are iThink we are wogs too
>>215027652UM x
rorke and leftypol getting excited
>>215027617me in 2007 typing mewthree on google images
>>215027618They ruined soccer with their telenovela acting to get fouls on the other team
kingambit is epici think he's closer to being based on a daimyo than a samuraicool fact: his japanese name "dodogezan" do (sort of like a prefix meaning very) dogeza, which is sitting on the floor in prostration and zan which means cut. while his english name follows the chess theme from Pawniard and Bisharp. why did english change the theme of the names?? dunno
Generals I post in ranked in order of goodness>1. /biz/ - /smg/>2. /sp/ - /epl/>3. /biz/ - /pmg/>4. /pol/ - brit/pol/>5. /tv/ - /trek/6. /int/ - /cum/7. /int/ - /brit/ you need to improve yourselves so you can get up my rankings
>>215027695we wouldn’t miss you if you fucked off mate
>>215027446I know /Brit/likes Not Real Pocket MonsterssoHere is myNon-Canon Pocket Monsterof The Month ..Jaranra !! Cut from Pocket Monsters Silver/Gold It Was in the SpaceWorld demo !!>>215027577Item Of The DayIs ..Coin Case !!
>>215027695just stop coming here
Mad how an English manager has never won the Premier League.Now that I think of it, I don't think England have ever had a world class manager.
>>215027695>/tv/ - /trek/nice
>>215027695/smg/ super mario general
nova>215027732>215027732>215027732
>>215027755ROAR
>>215027755screm
>>215027755SCMRE
>>215027755what the fucking he’ll are you doing
anyone live in Wiltshire?
nova>>215027732>>215027732>>215027732
>>215027695good morning sir
i went to the pokemon championship in southampton to get mew on my gameboy
>>215027755some shit rorke would do this
>>215027789Has to be a car crash and arrested just to be interviewed
>>215027764>>215027771>>215027772>>215027787>>215027807shut up faggots
>>215027832kys
>>215027716do you think hes really tangela evolver
>>215027845cannae cuz Jesus Christ loves me
>>215027878youre no even fae here
>>215027851Yesbecause ..Tangela is Called Monjarain JapanJaranra Is An Accepted Corruptionof The Name !!
>>215027802jealousi wasn't able to go to many events because they were always really far away from where I live and the 'rents just didn't understand
>>215027901Every night i pray to God to be British one day. Nothing is impossible with God
>>215027971Why would you want that
one time god fingered my arsehole and i didn't want it
>>215027978to make Britishers browner
>>215027997That wasn't god, and that wasnt' a finger.
