Psalm of HopeHope arises with the dawnNight is past, the fear is goneIn the shadow, still i singHope in Christ, eternal King
>>215027732we all saw what you did
>>215027729brian cloughbob paisley joe faganalf ramseydon revie
Off to the pub tonight, yippee!
mousey you know there’s shadow groudon raids this weekend right? Good Pokemon to get
Wiltshire Police said a man in his 30s had been arrested on suspicion of six counts of gross negligence manslaughter and four counts of ill-treatment or wilful neglect by a care worker.A 59-year-old woman was also arrested on suspicion of gross negligence manslaughter.
>>215027828Literally all Irish diaspora.
dogshit jf editionwhy are they like this
>>215027862I wonder who could’ve been responsible for this
made a joke that was funny in my head but it stunk the gaff out on delivery, lost my wit i reckon
>>215027862rorke and leftypol on tenterhooks waiting for the skin colour to drop
>>215027862Wiltshire is extremely white so rorke is bound to be disappointed
27 degrees in my stinking bedroom just not right
Might go to Ikea
>>215027862wow breaking news this some very important news right here
>>215027863Bizarre lie
Can hear police sirens
Ran for the first time in two weeks. Insane how quickly my fitness has dropped, could only manage about 2.2 miles
>>215027894tell us it and i'll go try it out
>>215027388For us it was Spanish that was the bottom choice. Something about being another romance language. I took German, 8 years in total, still can't understand a thing. I speak better Russian these days. Also I'm not making fun, British people often speak excellent french. At least the ones I met did, there might be some selection bias at play.
rorke wanking
might order some form of burgoid and get it delivered on a wheeled device
don't know any french because france doesn't have anime women to teach me
feeling fly like a g6
Pros and cons of my life - pros:Shagged loads of girlsHave a solid group of mates for 15 yearsHave a wonderful gfGetting a mortgage soonDrive a decent carOn good terms with all family Still kind of handsome in 30sCons:In a runt job only earning 28kStill living with mum and stepdad currently at 33Bad anxiety Can be prone to bad periods of no motivation Going off sex had too much of it Hairs getting thinner Gums are fucked
>>215028008someone said his wife was a midwife and i said yeh shes a mid wife alright
*gives rorke a hyper potion*
Get them armpits spunked on
>>215028098right im gonna re-word it a bit so i can naturally bring it up in the office brb
>>215028153which means you're running downstairs to tell you mum verbatim what that lad has just posted
digestive sandwiches for lunch
Me? Had too much sex. Gone off it. Also have really bad anxiety in spite of all the girls I've shagged.
love the fact zoomer girls look like fortnite skins
yeah im a bit like that but with chipshad chips too many times and now I just don't like them
rorke explaining that he simply slipped and just happened to fall on the hyper potionleftypol ask why there's a condom on it
Toil sent out an email saying it's inclusion week next week then sent out another a few hours later saying they are holding a seminar for women who are interested in progression within the company lol. Need Farage voted in pronto to stop this nonsense.
>>215028204It's called make up and filters you daft twat
>>215028153it didnt bang
>kill someone>their bodies just spaz all over the placeah yes
leftypol bringing up sex out of nowhere again
>>215028273have you ever killed anyone irl?
>>215028257farage isnt going to do anything other than cut taxes on millionaires and billionaires and sell off whatever public infrastructure we have left
:O
>>215028249Screaming
>>215028322Leftypol on a mad one
>>215028322don’t care best chance of getting browns gone
everyone always says farage won't fix the country ok fine then what do you suggest? there's no better option
>>215028216yh sex is just like that. like eating chips
>>215028381wealth taxes and lots of them
>>215028374how did that work with brexit mate?
>>215028381i'll take a look at things
>>215028381I can think of someone.
>>215028398What wealth?
>>215028322based
>>215028381scrap state pension
>>215028414Thought that was Gary Eats for a second ffs
>>215028398then they all take their money and fuck off
>>215028393is for me as ive done it so muchjust come naturally to me, like breathing or eating
Daily reminder that if you vote Reform in they'll sell off the NHS and we'll be stuck with a health system that will cost you thousands of pounds and straddle you in debt if you ever become ill or are injured in an accident.
>>215028381vote green before it's too late
>>215028431you cant move physical assets offshore
>>215028398wealthy people have all gone mate
>straddle you in debt
>>215028431so what they're just hoarding it anyway
rorke shocked
>>215028420looooool don't get into that one with leftypol. he wants to tax the nebulous wealth but no not his parents with tens of millions in property the billionaires yes that's where we draw the line.
>>215028105ok i will eat it!
Just got word that Led by Donkeys are working on another hilarious prank to take down the Tories!
>>215028443Was all set to do this until their new leader said he can make a woman's breast grow through thought alone. Is no one normal left in politics?
if nobody votes then nobody can get inmeaning government positions are free for the taking, we could just walk in and take our seatsus, /brit/the governmentgive it some thought yeah
>>215028441I haven't been ill for 13 years, sounds like they're the party for me
>>215028449you can take your money elsewhere, whats the incentive to keep investing into a country that shafts you despite relying on the jobs you create
>>215028183come on mate, have some self respect
>>215028477I wonder if it's a small van driving around central London with tv screens on its side while an Irish man shouts things through a loud speaker
when rorke wins he'll make terms like "wank puffin" count as hate speech
>>215028478same won't be voting for a gay vegan tranny loving PM I'll be honest
still reeling from gothic king cobra's death
Might go get something from the shops and have sex on my way back. Like drinking water isn't it really
>>215028556don't care
>>215028501but they dont invest do they? 25% of your water bill goes on debt servicing and dividendsits a model thats followed by a lot of companies that seemingly "invest" in the country
>>215028561No
Reckon we should hold a lottery every 5 years where a random tax payer becomes a minister or MP. Davie the London cabbie could become defence minister or Maureen from Fife, the chancellor.
/brit/ is just a surplus male containment zone
don’t understand the love for french bulldogs
hairs falling uot again
>>215028473Not really what leftypol thinks at allHe's fine with a wealth tax on his millionaire parents, they've still got plenty of money and can afford it"Taxing the rich" means taxing anyone who isn't a povvo mong so the government has more money to give to boatwogs and to tyrannise us harderIf you make £80k a year as a doctor or tradesman you'll be getting even more taxes robbed from you to fund dole scroungers and the destruction of the country whilst the actual multi-millionaires and billionaires just hide it off-shore or leave the country
all we need is an absolute monarchy again
>>215028620T R V K E
>>215028605@the_most_annoying_leftypops_cuntthey'd do a better job than the tories anyway!retweets 102 likes 1.4k
incels approaching sex like it's a no damage dark souls run when in reality it's eating chips
>>215028556Him and mihai are boozing and taking drugs together in heaven now
absolute mongarchy
Brain and stewie on tv
>>215028655losing the 'ginity as an autistic virgin freak is like a dark souls boss tbqhneeds a lot of work and preparation unless you're tall or good looking then it will happen eventually if you just take regular showers and get a skin fade
some fat fucking cunt has parked in front of my drive again I might go out and do something
>>215028680when my mates hype me up by calling me king
>>215027862Definitely a gammon
>>215028695Not if you pop on the Nofap.
>>215028620Get them housed, get them fed, get them clothed, get them heated
remember 3d tvs what was that about
>>215028480but i literally have to voteour granda's fought for it
>>215028721refusing to vote is a vote in itselfa vote of no confidence, a vote for revolutiona vote for the people who care about this country (us)
ok then so we're not voting faragethen what?
Mad how some lads are born shaggers and others are born incels
uhhheeugghh
>>215028760for me it's whoever rupert lowe tells me tohe's The Leader
>>215028760Don’t do anything. Just sit back and watch it all play out. Nothing you can do can change the outcomes it’s all decided for in advance. The best thing you can do is make money off of things you know are going to happen.
Roses for England.Thistles for Scotland.Holly for Wales.Many Right will vote Left.>>215027732That creep got crucified.
>>215028802but i want them out
>>215028835I want doesn’t get.Bosh
whats wrong with beating women? NOTHING
what phenotype is this bloke on masterchef
>>215028760hes controlled opposition
>>215028864Just watch your shit programme and stop bothering us with dogshite posts
>>215028831> HollyIt would be a daffodil no?
>>215028855*dumps you in a parallel universe where women are twice as strong as men and love beating them and wait for you to change your mind*
im voting corbz
>>215028899ktim
gonna go read a little bit of manga(that's japanese for japanese philosophy)>>215028855get her batteredget her bruisedget her black and get her blueweyyyyyyy
>>215028855Go beat up your mum then, the only woman you'll ever have in your life She'd batter you
>>215028891no you tell me what phenotype now
lil japanese fella drawing cartoons of men beating women
>>215028898id kill you where you stand before you could impose your parallel universe
how have i drank 5l of water this morning but have definitely not pissed 5l, where does it all go
this one was drawn by a woman named Kei Urana
>id kill you where you stand before you could impose your parallel universe
>>215028979sweat and poo and general evaporation
>>215028979u absorb it like a sponch to hydrate yourselfonly the excess comes out as wee
just seen a paki walk down the road i'm absolutely livid
>>215029028id kill you where you stand before you could impose your sweat and poo and general evaporation
sir pine martin
Ever hear the one about the skateboarder who didn't show up to work? He said he didn't show up because he was feeling sick
Who said incels can't cook?
>>215028381Zarah SultanaUnironically
>>215029077scpoo
>>215029096love the strawberry and lime kopparberg
>>215029096Vile
>>215029077this one's a bit too radical for me
havent washed my bedtime tracksuit botttoms in a while might smell of piss
mental how i'm a 32yo virgin
>>215029096looks bad
>>215028443Is green actually a green party these days or is it all Palestine and trans rights?
>>215029096Show us your shoes
>>215029151hardly a surprise
>>215029170I'm barefoot.
AI reckons "approximately 80% of men can do at least one unassisted pull-up"I don't believe it myself, probably more like 10%
>>215029151yeah well i'm a 36yo virgin
>>215029189i don't care what "AI reckons"
got the PinkPantheress on
get yourselves a bloody hell ava thats not normal gf
why do cats talk to birds
>>215029189alan sounds like a a skinny twerp
AI (pronounced I) reckon you're a cunting nigger
>>215029214
how is she almost 60madamericans are a superior race
Rorke on a train to ManchesterLeftypol waiting for the bus (foolish Leftypol -- they're on strike!)
AI pronounced "aye-aye"
>>215029214I'd take an 5/10 30-35 YO gf, thats how bad its gotten.>>215029252plastic
>>215029230nnooooo
>>215029252Mental that you thought this was worth posting here. Fucking kill yourself now
>>215029252why are you watching this shit
yeh?
>>215029274you might surprise yourself lad
>>215029312because she's pretty>>215029301she's pretty though>>215029274you've got to admit she's pretty
rorke praying to jesusleftypol praising murder
corrrr northerners dont know how good they have it, bargain
>>215029349whats up with her feet?
there was nothing to do back in the day no wonder they used to spend the weekend beating up rent boys
Starting my new hoi4 playthrough tonight lads
rorke in ice cavern looking for a bergmite but having no luck so he's about to get a brew
Only 10 more minutes before I can leave.Might have a wank later
>>215029406quirky pose to enhance the bunda
>>215028620Most lefties don't have a problem with people earning in the hundreds of thousands
>>215029217bants
Waiting in staff room for toil to commence team
Pep Guardiola ahead of the game at the Emirates Stadium this weekend: “The only thing I want to say to my friend, Mikel Arteta, if he wins the Premier League title it will JUST be because of spending, not because he worked a lot.”
>>215029096>induction hobYou can't gauge the heat!!
>>215029487having sex after toil tonight?
>>215029464well clearly they do since they all want to tax their wealth
>>215029488haha
>>215029487try not to stab yourself with a knife again aha...unless?
>>215029487Off for the weekend at least, love?
>>215029517No probably eat a ready meal, shower and go to bed. Maybe watch an episode of anime or something too.
>>215029487*boots your head clean off*
>>215029525They don't?
youtube too long. Tiktok
>>215029543do you not wank?
hes got that bowed leg gay stance which many homo-sexualites have
Girl on the apps telling me she has no electric, no hot water, no gas until next month
>>215029530Why are you acting as if any of its stories are real?
yes mate can I get some keelin fash an brisselt tatties wi a huil o grummelt breid and a side of banes nd currie dook pleaseto drink? just a battle of watter please mateoh the peys come free do they?
>>215029535My next shift after today is the 1st of October.
>>215029488He also said the same about Arne Slot and was blatantly joking Autists can't detect sarcasm so I'm letting you know :-)
>>215029577kwab!
>>215029578because he's extremely autistic and doesn't have a creative bone in his body so all of his embarrassing personal stories are real
I need a hacker to hack into the mainframe for me
>>215029577my man set his radius to ethiopia haha x
>>215029583it 4x lush
getting a burgoig and chpis after my last meeting and maybe a milk shake begerave
>>215029607I'm not autistic I'm a shagger mate
>>215029607Retard
>>215029634>I'm not autistic I'm a shagger mate>No probably eat a ready meal, shower and go to bed. Maybe watch an episode of anime or something too.Contradictory statements there
>>215029583Get in! x
>>215029652Anime is a shagger hobby mate. Incels like sopranos, breaking bad and all that shit
>>215029577oh no better send her some money lad
>>215029625you going to AA diego?
Can't stop shagging tranny milfs off of Grindr. They're just so easy and up for anything
get ready everyone someones about to get mindraped :D
>>215029667But you've never had a shag, a shagger would be shagging on Friday night.
>>215029669Yeah I get this feeling that I’m falling for something
Americans be like I live in Chattanooga in Waquetcha county
>>215029701Got sexually abused by my uncle mate so yeah I am a shagger
wanking a psycock with my mindarse
>>215029667this is truelove me anime and i've shag a million women
>>215029679
rorke's da coming out as a tranny milf
>>215029577shes electric
What Tild needs is a right good rogering!
any gay homosexuals in?
leftypol on PIP for ADHD and anxietyrorke working 50 hours a week for minimum wage
>>215029762Sorry mate, just a homosexual here.
>>215029612Hacking into the mainframe now.
>>215029679Because they are fucking vile. I’ve been the horniest cunt alive and still never had the urge for one of them. Literally a 6’1 fifty year old bloke dressed up in his wife’s lingerie with shit makeup and a £5 wig
incelwalks are so blackpilling
my burglar name is Scott Free coz I be getting away with it (double entendre)
need to do something quite important and putting it off because it will require a bit of effort please give me motivation to do it
Spaino laying it on a bit thick since he's not getting any attention
>>215029801corr
spraying bear-spray up my arse
>>215029796Let me know when you’re in
>>215028374so long as this country is a better alternative to the shitholes, the browns will never stop coming
>>2150298023pm walks are so.... invigorating
>>215029679>up for anythingmaybe they can find you a clue
>>215029826He's just hungry
>>215029672p*ss off
>>215029834I'm into the mainframe. Hacking the code right now.
Something wrong, I hold my headMJ gone, our nigga deadI slapped my girl, she called the fedsI did that time and spent that breadI′m heading home, I'm almost thereI'm on my way, heading up the stairsTo my surprise, a nigga replacing meI had to take him to that ghetto university
can't believe you lot still believe in Spaino
need to go the laundrette. been putting it off for days.
>>215029815Unironically watch thishttps://youtu.be/QGeuG8lW5Ts
Rorke's march on Westminster
>>215029836why can’t they make their countries bettersome of them do quite well here why can’t they apply those skills back home
>>215029802you do listen to an audiobook or informative podcast don't you?
>>215029889do you sit there in your underpants and vest waiting like on the television
>>215029900
>>215026025Unsettling, ive wasted my life
if i win the lottery i will buy an island and grow a forest on it
>>215029918I'd they're educated, they get better pay here. if they're not, they get benefits
>>215027732
>>215029927im sat in my underwear in my kitchen currentlywhen i go to the laundrette i put on my jeans and a tshirti usually sit there on my phone or sometimes go for a walk around the village
Do not understand the South African chocolateposter gimmique
>>215029938Grim
>>215029933Fine stay lazy and do nothing in your life faggot
>>215030008i dont think hes really south african
>>215029919nah just straight up walking, no music, locked into my surroundings, staring everyone down
>>215030008he's 190 mate
>>215030008>>214701770
>>215030026posting pics of other men’s achievements on the british asperger’s support forum are we
>>215030008I like it when he shows us his wwe figurines
>>215030038not good mate, if all you have are your own thoughts, you're not improving
>>215029836its quite simple we just stop letting them in
>>215030108:O
>>215030108get r**ported faggot
every time I go in to town I swear to myself its the last time but I keep fucking doing it to myself endless swathes of biomassmoping about babbling away in their nonsense language on loudspeakhardy a single white school kid the whites you do see all look like they are on the verge of death endless charity shops vape shops and Turkish barbers makes me want to scrape my eyeballs out with a spoon
>>215030084alr la i'll chuck in some buds next timemaybe i'll look more mysterious
>>215029679Reheating another delicious pre-prepared creamy chicken pasta straight from the freezer. Who needs Bigham?
biz idea: make it a legal obligation for each city to accept internal refugees from other cities
>>215030124the charge??
walking about the house like Theresa May dances across the stage
>>215030125it's all very disturbingwhere abouts is that?
>>215030152*taps the no mice, no peters, no irish sign*
>>215030124rule breaking post
trvke
>>215030125and yet I have boundless optimism that it will all be fixed
>>215030185die
>>215030198and he would be a manlet because sabrina is tinybut women don't have to worry about height
>>215030198how would that man be an incel? he looks like the most generic bloke going
it's a mass effect kind of night
toby why cant anyone else post them
hello my lubbers
>>215030251gram of budbottle of red winemass effect 3its friday night in my incel dungeon
GET THE FUCKING BIGHAMS IN
>>215030198My life would be so different if I were a girl
its been a sleep in until twelve and fall asleep on the sofa at three again type of day
>>215030251you okay mate?
>>215030285eerily similar to minewhat wine are you having
>>215030285PARK LIFE
Convinced my flatmate to split a Bigham's lasagne for tea
Might get into defending brown people online
>>215030311i guess
charlie bighams biomass for two
mum has a fancy kettle with different temperatures so you can brew for special teas. It's very cool and has a setting to hold temperature
>>215030355bizarre lie
ice on my chain, yeah i bling 'emready meal in the 'wave, it's a Bingham
>estimated 10h remainingwtf
>>215030355>kettle >cool sounds defective?
woke up at 3am last night, had an angry wank, and then went back to sleep
>>215030375its real you little slug
How have people been working in an office for 20 years and still have no idea how computers workIt's my second to last day with the company and some old bint is moaning to me that the template folder structure I sent her is all just empty folders
Limmy's just had a live meltdown and turned his stream off oh my days.
Charlie B’s pasta and an ASDA exceptional range beef burger tonight. Butter chicken curry tomorrow. Get in.
no more toby. no more of this
are bighams really as good as they say? might unironically try them
>>215030397heh
>>215030440Over what?
>>215030451try the mac and cheese
>>215030468>>215030468>>215030468
Bored
>>215030440must have heard his wife taking backshots in the other room
New>>215030491>>215030491>>215030491
>>215030312aldi slop, cairanne i think
