Typhoon edish
>>215030491i could pilot this i just know it
>>215030491why aren't these patrolling the channel?
>>215030526Of course. Red-blooded Brits are naturally skilled like that.
This is the thread
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>>215030451No they're not as good as they say.They're even better.
what’s so special about charlie bingham anyway?
sorry but the gripen is just the cooler delta canard fighter
after a long and thorough reflection and re-evaluation I realized that I deeply despise the mass effect universe on ideological grounds
>>215030590It's just one schizo forcing a meme. The only good image about these posh ready meals was the poo seal one.
>>215030590We want to shag him
seeing a rainbow from my window for the second time in two days
>>215030605based
>>215030590new heatherfreak obsession
>>215030583Well said
remember that video of the cyclist getting run over by a bus
>>215030699Well said
>>215030720Well said
*enters the thread*
>>215030693>>215030656Bighams dodger melty
wish /mu/ was less centered around circle-jerking about k-pop
Bingus the cat
>>215030571he looks like a rare steak
the way you lot sneer at Andrew Tate is jokes, you could seriously learn a thing or two if you listened
shagged three women on my way home from toil
>>215030666Seen any oil refineries on fire?
blacked pudding
Many utmost Right will vote Left.
>>215030774Had a threesome with two birds on my way back from the shops for cans.
poo or pass
>>215030773yeah? what could I learn do you reckon, from andrew tate
What kind of invader complains about the existence of pubs and legalization of drugs?
accidentally shagged a bird while typing this post
for fuck sakecuckoldsporn has fallen before the Online Safety Act's scythei
>>215030774>>215030812this is what i've been sayingjust like eating and breathing
>>215030812nice one mate
>>215030583Well said mate, bloody well said>>215030656Povvo
>>215030666>Rainbows>666
Tripped and my cock fell into a bird's fanny on my walk earlier
Seems this thread is being raided.
whats rorke doing thenhttps://youtube.com/shorts/WxqD_5moZ5U
took a single step outside my house and 5 women immediately swarmed me like ants to sugar
>>215030811Can u explain this to me
>>215030844really hate everything being made from brickugly
Think I'll make serious and lasting changes to me miserable life starting tomo
>>215030930Happens to me all the time. Sick of it
>>215030939It's completely fineThink you're just an oikophobic runt
please see >>215030885
>>215030946Good job :)
Whys zoe gardner speaking rubbish about my fuhrer then
>>215030965nno its really uglyimagine if paris was built from all that brick
>>215030988Need her on DickDrainers
>>215030930>>215030960Bigham's enjoyers?
Poo cascading out me arse with the force and volume of Victoria falls
>>215030893yeah that usually happens around this hour
>>215030922why doesn't the rhino just smash through the tiny fence and escape
ordering onw of them WENDY burgers amd and MILK shake!
>>215031040we're all in prisons of our own making
>>215030998It would look fine? Much of Paris is built with bricks alreadyHave you ever been?
>>215031056Hii ^.^ xx
>>215031058not me mate go where I want and do what I want
Bigham’s down. On to the Aberdeen Angus burgers now. Then curry tomorrow. Smelling lush on the grill. x
>>215031064yeah but the white material they use for the main streets looks so much better don’t lie
>>215031040why would he
trying to think up an absurd and creative lie to tell on /brit/ but nothing's coming to mind!
>>215031040probably doesn't even know he can
>>215031122liar
>>215030975thanks mate
>>215031105Most of the main streets in London have stone facings too
>>215031056Patriot
>>215031116why would he want to be stuck in captivity>>215031126surely he knows he could just charge it
smashing up everything in the house because im big and strong enough to do it
>>215031156cap
the white australian is the most powerful being on earth
>>215031180easy life isn't it. just dossing around in his pen with all the free food he can eat, and if he's a good rhino maybe his keeper will bring him a nice lady rhino to shag every now and then
tooting on my vape nonstop since i quit smoking
>>215031210Oh you're a nigger
>>215031180didnt realize it was in france but he was probably raised there and doesnt want to leave
>>215031219no such thingyou're bright red
>>215031219you're all wiggers
>>215031219*sparks you clean the fuck out with one punch*yeah?
>>215031250exactly
>>215031238u a capper lol
That's on everything!
large friesbaconator6 nuggerslarge vanilla so called shakeget in lads
>>215031236ktwm
>>215031235blud lives better than me ffs
Landlordberg popping around for his weekly inspection tonight and the place is a fucking state.
>>215031180assuming he was raised in that environment he wouldn't know anything else, the idea of escaping wouldn't even cross his mind because he has no concept of what he's escaping from
>>215031317runtslop
>>215031338>weekly inspectiontell him to fuck offive not had an inspection for 2-3 years
>>215031317-£99999999 in the current account after that
>>215031338weekly? and i was pissed off in my last place when they would come every 3 monthsin the place i am now its only once a year
if he escaped back to africa it's likely he'd get poached immediately
>>215031338>weekly inspection
15 quid for a burger and some chips if you're lucky in starmer's britain
>>215031338lock him in a cupboard and feed him fish heads
weekend mode: ACTIVATED
>>215031317not exactly a bighams is it
How do I make friends in Central London at 25
>>215031450Be brown or try your hardest to be brown
>>215031358That’s cap
>>215031450Invite Hinge girls over for a Beer and a Bigham's. It's a viral British TikTok trend at the moment.
>>215031265*twitches on the ground a bit then dies leaving you wracked with guilt for the rest of your days*
orangutangorillachimpanzeebonobo
>>215031481monkey news
>>215031344bit like humans really
>>215031450get a hobby, climbing or some shit
>>215031416its not 5pm yet wagie, steady on
going over to my dads house for dinner once toil doth end :)
>that two hour gap between finishing work and leaving to meet your friends at the pub when you can just rotIt lush de lads, it absolutely lush
>>215031517Ever suck his cock?
could never go to england cos id just start headbutting cunts the minute i step off the plane
>>215031517stop bragging
>>215031481manke
>get a hobby, climbing or some shit
>>215031517going halves on a breton?
>>215031571no
>get normgroid hobby>everyone else in the group talks to one another while you're in the corner alone>feel the pressure of loneliness and exclusion harder than ever>quitCouldn't be me h-haha
>>215031509i dont play by the rules x
>>215031588ok
last day of summer I reckon
>>215031565Steak pie and mash with lashings of gravy is the order of the day
scranning sultanas
It is very interesting how Charlie Bingham enjoyers are strong and gymmaxxed individuals but Bingham dodgers are frail insectoid rock climbing runts
>>215031618thistried to join societies in uni but everyone already had the friendship circles made so I stayed a friendless incel freakazoidic creature
>>215031618same at run clubsthey all know each other
might hvea a wank
>>215031517ever shagged him up the arse
my hobbies are all loser tierdon't mind tho as I love them a lot
>>215031628Bighams do a fantastic steak and ale
wish norm macdonald could've lived to see how retarded things have become
>>215031659Fun fact: if you're a woman this never happens and you'll always have people wanting to get you into their friend circles
>>215031627Did you wank there? OFten find a nice spot like this by the lake and have a nature wank
loads of yous just for saying going to dads for dinner do you lot not even do that?
>>215031659are you ugly? whenever I go to things like this people always talk to me but I'm a handsome lad
heathermongs new gimmick is fucking awful
>>215031706Haven't spoken to my dad in a decade
>>215031627BYOO A FUL THAT IS
>>215031733grim
>>215031706no my dad died last year
>>215031694He just didn't want to live no more.
Maybe that’s just life, your expectations get ground down and down until finally you settle for a life that would have mortified you 20 years ago but now seems like a blessed relief
>>215031706my dad's in prison for rape/murder
>>215031706my dad is dead
what's the point of this thread, what do you get out of it
>>215031727yeah pretty uggo
It's impossible to not have friends if you're a blonde woman
>>215031788I just post my thoughts here occasionally and get some dopmanine from the (you)s
a lot of dead dad lads in here you lot should form a club
watching early 2000s yank sci-fi slop. i enjoy it though
>>215031793what a lovely tree. hope this view can be enjoyed for generations to come
my pedophile landlord keeps sending my 11 year old son love letters
>>215031760maybe i should kill myself
one of my favourite songs everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME-qdnkqAWw
my paedophile uncle just rolled me up into a ball and shot me out of his arse into a martini glass
>>215031866such as?
>>215031701depends how good the boats are looking that day
>>215031793Get it cut downGet the migrants housed
anyone like my gimmick where I make shit up that isn't even worth lying about and is completely inane
>>215031999yeah thats my favourite gimmick
>>215031999yea s'alri
>>215031804im not a woman
>>215031470Like this?
going to start a new mass effect save
>>215031793what the FUCK was their problem lads
irish men are ugly as sin but have pure mong strength
>>215032030celtic blood, probably
>>215031788Just having a laugh with each other, innit
>>215032077true but there is a subcaste of irish men that are handsome shaggers suppose that’s true of every ethnicity
might perform a play of red dead 2 tonight
im spinning aroundGET OUT OF MY WAY
you just know he's tearing up as he tries to imitate the dearly departed ziedy (pbuh)
>>215032077pretty sure irish are notoriously weak actually
>>215032143What's it called?
>>215032026>Well, what about Anon?>he was raised on 4chan, never had a gf
on sneednem
>>215032131I’m one of those. Still a virgin at 32 though ‘cause of the mental elf
I'd like to watch that new paul thomas anderson film in the cinema but I'm an autistic friendless freak and haven't been to the cinema since 2015
can't reasonably say you don't want a black or brown dentist can youso i'll be going into my appointment with my fingers tightly crossed
>>215032170how so
>>215032178sneed it or feed it?
>>215032164You having fun? Yea? Listening to your sissy Kylie Minogue music? Prancing about like a ninny?
open the door, get on the floor
>>215032190shit inbred genes
>>215032214yeees
performing a decompressive hemicraniectomy on myself
It was real, all of it.
Many great men were the sixth or seventh children of their family. When such-and-such a man, whom one knows, dies, one knows what one has lost. But does one know what one loses by the limitation of births? The man killed before he is born—that remains the enigma.
a sizeable poo log just exited my arse
watching air crash investigations on a flight during severe turbulence
>>215032242name fifteen
>>215032228i’m of paddy heritage and have a handsome face and stocky frame despite my height just by breadth, chest and shoulders alone i mog similarly sized european manlets who are more ectomorphic sorry you came from a runt clan
Want booze. Want booze. Want booze.
>>215032242The world was a better place when the ill babies died instead of turning into lefties and other mongs. Nature’s contraception
feeling down as usual
i'm come from a clan of samurai and my katana doesn't care how stocky you think you are
>>215032286Funny way of saying you're obese
>>215032286so you're a fat cunt that's also delusional then got it
>The world was a better place when the ill babies died instead of turning into lefties and other mongs. Nature’s contraception
>>215032317what are you on about?
There's a Zoomer on TikTok that's basically stolen SeasideMark's entire gimmick and he's really popular.
"stocky" aka fat bastard
>>215032378>SeasideMark's entire gimmickwhich is?
>>215032331>>215032341i’m not even fatim thick set i can put on muscle easily and have broad shoulders i’ve never been fat because i don’t come from a working class gremlin family that feeds their children takeaways and sits on their arse all day
do you remember the first set of tits you saw in a film?
>>215032424*jiggles your belly*
>>215032424Alright calm down you fat twat
>>215032438no
>>215032424yeah ok tubby
yeah im fat but im like strongfatlike leanfat ennit, you know what I meanlike im fat but im also lean and there's strong muscles but also just a bit of fatnot really even fatnot fat in the negative sense but my bodyfat percentage is higher because i'm stronger and thatnah its hard to explain but you know what i mean yeah?like strong fat but also lean and muscular ive got muscles that are visible a bit
>>215032361You can’t refute what’s on his t shirt
We’ll take away its character of an Asiatic steppe, we’ll Europeanise it. With this object, we have undertaken the construction of roads that will lead to the southernmost point of the Crimea and to the Caucasus. These roads will be studded along their whole length with German towns, and around these towns our colonists will settle.As for the two or three million men whom we need to accomplish this task, we’ll find them quicker than we think. They’ll come from Germany, Scandinavia, the Western countries and America. I shall no longer be here to see all that, but in twenty years the Ukraine will already be a home for twenty million inhabitants besides the natives. In three hundred years, the country will be one of the loveliest gardens in the world.
I'm not fat I'm thicc
>>215032471
Tiktok gives me the fear. Probably all sorts of CCP subliminal brainwashing shite on there
muscular but fatsmart but lazy
>>215032377Before 1960 the infant mortality rate was 50%. The bad genes were pruned from the pool. People were genetically healthier and thus more normal.
>>215032492show us your arse then
inhaled that wendys muck in less than 10 minutesbed time now x
would show i’m not fat but covered in bandages
>>215032378Give username
fuck me thats rorke totally done
give meth to crabs
Nvr frgt
brand new apple watch for mark. trolls seething
>>215032594fomyeg
>>215032581absolutely battered
graping catberg
>>215032612why do you post the life of a fat disabled alcoholic man to an anonymous british forum near daily?
>>215032634>post the life of a fat disabled alcoholic manyou talking about his own blogposts or the mark posts?
>>215032378well what’s the username
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/19/japanese-first-sohei-kamiya-sanseito-party-nationalist-mini-trump-population-crisis-bites
Godberg gave me another day then. Shan't waste it. Cuppa. To-do list. Shower. Garms. Out the door.
>>215032612Does he just spunk all his money away then
>>215032612>Housing>Heating>Food and water>Enough spending money to spend thousands of pounds every month on gadgetsHow do I get on this gravy train?
going to live like a mayfly
>>215032718more like a gayfly
>>215032714be spacktarded
>>215032714smell a bit
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>>215032714say ur disabled, they’ll just bring in 10 migrants to replace your labour everyone wins
>>215032714it’s not a life worth living if you’ve any dignity, living on state handoutsif you’re a friendless loner incel bastard that doesn’t have any romantic interests or a family to upkeep appearances for them batter in but for mature adults it’s a grim existence on the states teat
>>215032612>£700 on a watchHow
>https://x.com/i/status/1968693418185392446Watch Starmer literally shit himself as Trump leans over him
>>215032736ground that runt into a fine powder
>>215032756
>>215032612brand new apple watch for the Cex shop window
looks like most people have cleared out of /brit/ now. dont know when it happened but somewhere in the past couple of years this place got flooded with spambots posting literal gibberish. Look at these posts and imagine a real person posting this absolute slop. Wise up, move on, its over for /brit/
>>215032756fomnyeg
>>215032771trump is such a chad compared to modern politicians
>>215032581Earth to rorkeEarth to rorke Rorke are you there?
>>215032811
>>215032756Shan’t be clicking that
>>215032800Only ones left are megaschizos and lonely freaks addicted to this place as it’s their only social interaction
erm...lads?
>>215032811shame he’s a zionist retard
>>215032800wrong
>>215032842Happens all the time has done for years
>>215032840wrong i’ve been here so many years its essentially an extension of my nervous system i have a life
>>215032756wtf that's my exact password
>>215032771An absolutely brutal mogging
Just seen a MiG-31 flying over my house lads wtf
funny smell from the oven and i can't work out what it is
>>215032840>lonely freaks addicted to this place as it’s their only social interactionKTIM!
>>215032842woah look out putin another strongly worded letter is headed your way and more european presidents giving speeches about how they're stronger together than that which divides us and unity is out strength and prepare for the 900 centillionith round of sanctions that definitely work
im oozing aura rn
mig 13 flying over rorke's gaffpilot wrestling back control after having to hold his nose from the smeg cloud
>>215032842*nothing happens*
starmer is such a little runt
rorkes toupee flying off during a gust of wind
>>215032965takes one to know one*scurries away*
app girl is now asking me for five pounds for an emergency
a woman at work said i seem like a "gamer" but did she mean racist, incel or both?
>>215032966lol
>>215033009should have uppercut her just to be sure
imagine being this mindbroken
Everyone’s Starmer this, Farage that.For me? Carl Benjamin should be Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
>>215033009virgin incel for sure
*sees something scurry past me out the corner of my eye*Anyone else see that?
Asda exceptional. Aberdeen Angus. No excuses.
Charlie Rorke
Heathermong identifies as “Rorke” and takes all Rorke posts as a personal attack, it’s quite funny
*fight club voice*His name was Rorke
have a negroni, have two, enjoy the ride
camden paki exposed again
>>215032770got some money cos his dad died. spunking it all on a macbook pro, samsung s25+, iphone 16e (always needs 2 phones for some reason) and now this
>>215033120whats the difference between investing, giving every dollar a job, making money work for you, and making money passively?
>>215033049wasn’t his grandad black
>>215033158Dunno
Where is everyone?
Mental how I can cook and eat two quarter pounder burgers for the total cost of £1.66. That’s half of a pound of meat. The same amount of meat at a maccas would cost £10.
>>215033158your mum gives me a blowjob for a dollar xD
>>215033208friday so they're at the pubonly the virges remain
>>215033153then to be sold to cex for a 50% loss and the proceeds spunked on a new camera, laptop, beer or bookies. so the circle continues
I bet i'll never get a girlfriend. I've tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas.
>>215033208/brit/ has been dead for a long time mate. Blame the jannies.
>>215033208threads dead lately
>>215033149200 years from now this will be in textbooks as an example of political cartoons of the time
rorkeypops and the umchickens
the 50 thread personalities all seemed to disappear at the same time, funny thing that
>>215033208we are literally all in here >>215033283>>215033283>>215033283
>>215032700buys stuff then after a week trades it into cex for about 30-50% of what he paid for it
