England edish
sexo
that's it, im spunking in my underwear
>>215040559Are you that fucking scared you make /news/ 20 posts early?
>>215040559this is racist
I am genuinely going to vote for the Greens (if there is a candidate in my town)
>>215040593whats your excuse for making every space you occupy a poltier shithole though
edinburgh university
mum is either a legit schizo or has utterly out of control anxiety issues>meeting tomorrow for lunch and a concert>tell her i don't know the exact times but i will make sure to inform her by tomorrow morning>texts me this afternoon asking for times>say i don't know>get 12 missed calls and 5 texts where it's obvious she is utterly freaking out>tell her i don't know yet and i will let her know>she gets extremely angry at me and threatens to not comefucking grim
>>215040635My silly is that big but I haven't been able to get hard enough for years
women don't need men any more
>>215040657didnt happen
>>215040622the fuck are you on about
>NASA announces the 6,000th confirmed exoplanet.6000 planets! Who knew our universe was so awash with beauty!? Today is a historic day my friends.From Exoplanet 1 in 1992 to Exoplanet 6000 in 2025. I'd glad I got to experience it with all of you.Earth is 6000 years old according to Jews and Christians so it's doubly auspicious too.
>>215040622yeah that's what it is people are scared of youlmao
>>215040676>>215040686At least you can admit it, faggotlad
me and twin
Never thought I'd be a Green voter but here we are
>>215040657tell her a false time and then don't show up
voting pink me
>>215040666you definetely seem like a big silly man
>>215040686you scared of that taig?
>>215040657you're very rudeit's not ok to leave it until the day of, that's very inconsiderate and she's right to be bothered by it
I genuinely doubt anyone here has voted in the last 3 general elections
>>215040669>posts a woman working in an industry 99.9% propped up by male consumers
>>215040666based silly jokester
>>215040707Never thought i'd be a reformer but here we areget them out mate get them out
Interesting.
>>215040751They literally won't let me because they are racist
im going (again) to be actively working to be a better boyfriend :) for either gender
never thought l'd die fighting side by side with a rorke
>>215040781haha finland is here x
>>215040782this post just made the umtomatoes sprout
>>215040778isnt it Yiddish that was wiped out though
>>2150407512017: Labour2019: Labour2024: Reform
wahey
>>215040796what about side by side with a friend
>>215040751voted Reform in 2024 voted Tory in 2019 to my shame (but Reform pulled out so eh)voted Labour in 2017 but that's because my MP at the time was actually a top lad and I wanted him in there despite Jezza's inevitable defeat which turned out not to be sovoted bloody UKIP in 2015 didn't Ias for 2029 I'm a bit homeless right now desu Voting Reform is fun when they're nowhere near power but when they've got more of the vote share than Labour and Tories combined you have to start analysing their competence and seeing how they're running councils I'm not impressed whatsoeverMain appeal of voting for them is to scare the other two cunts desu.
Haha lol it's so true
>>215040810reckon this is like the blockchain but you arent telling us what the words translate to so theres no way of knowing what the actual reaction was. probably being sick (I am an empath)
The indog that posts here is a girl btw
>>215040751I've voted in 9 of them mate
would you shag you if you were a girl?
>>215040844gonna repost this on /r/leftymemes
>>215040816emoji de telecopieur!
>>215040876
>>215040854im not that eaglechud
>>215040844you've posted this today already >>215032581
My voting record2010 Tories2015 UKIP2017 Tories2019 Tories2024 Labour2029 Greens
>>215040886hes a goodboy
must be freshers or something. lot of people about tonight
Dexter seems to be popular again I keep seeing these Doakes memes makes me want to rewatch the first 4 seasons.
rorke waddling to the polls in 1832 to vote for the Duke of Wellington to prevent the Reform and Abolition Acts 1832 and 1833 from passing
My voting record2010 Magpie Party2015 Economic Libertarians2017 Magpie Party2019 Magpie Party2024 Economic Libertarians2029 Magpie Party
>>215040897Repetitive posts? On /brit/??!??!?? Say it ain't so!
VERFICATION NOT REQUIREEEEEEEED
umpumpkins
>>2150409052010 Lib Dem2015 Tory2017 Labour2019 Labour2024 Green2029 Reform
>>215040905this nigga fell in love with a trannard on discord during covid omg
Might book a cheeky train to Corrour and just walk off for a week
>>215040927rorke died at 10 years of age halfway up a chimney covered in soot
in 2010 Xbox Live had a thing where you can vote for which party you think will win the election. I voted Lib Dems and then they got in that cheeky coalition. All my doing x
>>215040905What happened to you
>>215040941in 2029 we voting magpie party I think there should be a political party which solves politics. if the government was ACTUALLY good there would be no more need for elections
my little umpkin
silver for our amy
rorke declaring half a day off on saturday is 'communism'
mad theat people still believe in the sham of democracy
>>215040984i think blastoise and raichu and maybe mewtwo would vote for magpie party (but i dont know because its not in the pokedex) but if they vote for the magpie party then they will be ok with me
>>215040966me after hearing michael jackson
>>215040833The BorisWave is on you x
>>215040559england is my city
get the houseplants' arses soaked Rorke
Lucas Bergvall
>>215041034someone used mewtwo in the Go battle league match against me last night. oneshot that little spaz with my based umbreon
>>215041012Femke Bol is engaged to a BELGIAN that is 2 inches (5 cm) shorter than herIsn't that nationally humiliating?
umposter using her Hello Kitty plushie to shield her eyes whenever she sees a rude post
I just found out that normal people actually live in Las Vegas imagine walking past this on your way to school everyday
>>215041057haha great hope he never comes back what a little worm
>>215041061>her>she
>>215041040I was literally in Shabana Mahmood's constituency desuwas at Birmingham uni at the timeLiving in a competitive seat is overrated af btw. Experienced it for the first time in 2024 and the cunts wouldn't leave me alone.
when is based cornwall coming back
>all the successful lads have nice haircuts, muscles and a tan not hard to see where you’re going wrong, if you refuse to follow a winning formula then you’re losing
>>215041061>umposter>herUmposter is the gayest twink alive in Britain today mate
2010: BNP2015: BNP2017: Labour2019: Labour2024: Didn’t voteThe NatSoc options
>>215041073do you reckon they teach them how to play blackjack and poker and all that
>>215041097Quite lovely
>>215041092>>215041105she identifies as she/her x
>>215041073Jerma I think (or he used to) omni from HackForums
umposter using a hello kitty branded vibrator on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end
>>215041073I've heard it's in the middle of fucking nowhere, so you're basically trapped in a tacky gambling world hahahaha
>>215041120reckon the probability classes are very popular yeah
Lads l unironically voted in the 2005 election
In Swedish hey hello is hej hallå
>>215041073Vegas has the best pay to expenses ratio west of the rockies. Plenty of jobs paying 40-50 an hour and prices arent too insane
Sir Nonce Defender
>>215041137I automatically hate anything that you post
rain tomorrow don't mind it on my incelwalks
>>215041073people from barren cultureless shitholes probably feel the same walking about our rolling hills and historical buildings
>>215041158Nice to have you with us tonight, GRANDDAD
Sir Um Poster
>>215041073they also have real mole people that live underground
>>215041158alri literal oldest man alive
Right well tomorrow I'm getting drunk off my arse
>>215041073Vegas is a shithole desert
>>215041162between 29 and 37 GBP for anyone wondering
>>215041158Who'd you vote for, the Whigs??? Granddad
>>215041109>voting>Natsoc optionsgullible mark lol
>>215041158time you got to bed grandad
Canspaedo meltie
fuck itfuck it all
feel warm and soft thank you based showers
>>215041227How do you know my name
Sir Oswald Mosley Sir William JoyceSir Colin JordanSir John TyndallSir Nick GriffinSir Jonathan Bowden
whig party - "at least we arent the other guys!"
twilly x gluee
>>215041244i like showeringvery comfy
oi rorke, it says gullible on the ceiling
>Corrour railway stationWhy???Imagine the incel walk from here
time to go find out if im allergic to penicillin
Bought a professional microphone and I finally sound like those good YouTubers fucking hell never using a 40 quid usb mic again
>>215041220thanks x
Got a bruise on my big toenail almost a year ago and it went away but then a couple of months ago I put too much pressure on it and it bruised again so it seems I will have a bruised toenail for the rest of my life
>>215040750i literally do not know when it starts though since they rescheduled it last minute
>>215041325who are you talking to
>>215041310probably not a lot of Pokestops on the walk though >>215041325> £40 shit mic thats the cost of a blue yeti! wtf
>>215041325rorkeychops can finally sound professional on his 300 subscriber politics channel
>>215041340that's a lie
>>215041350my adoring fans
anybody wanting to have sex?i want to have sex SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>215041338happened to me, someone stood on my toe at work and completely obliterated my nail so now it grows up instead of forward.
>>215041325ASMR Charlie Bingham ready meal eating videos coming soon
>>215041322emoji de cold temperateure
1992: Labour1997: Labour2001: Labour2005: Conservative2010: Conservative2015: Conservative2017: Liberal Democrat2019: Green2024: Reform
>>215041381KTIMSEEEEEEEEEX!
reckon the red team will beat the blue team tomorrow?
What was the moment you lads realized you weren't normal nor accepted in normal social spheres other people breeze through?
>>215041390>2017: Liberal Democratumm
>>215041390>1997: LabourYou can walk my path...
Bushcraft videos
>>215041390moses's old mate over here
voted for disraeli me
>>215041434Brexit was a mistake. I still think it was but I've made my peace with it, what's done is done.
did you guys know that penicillin actually helps with syphillis? thats crazy I can see how it has never developed tolerance to that (from noncompliance) them ancient people used to use arsenic
Tourism should be banned
>>215041390Blud voted for Blair twiceBlud voted for Cameron twice
>>215041465Well said
imagine SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX with prime tara reidit could've happened
i'm fucking ill lads. AGAINnever ever live with somebody that works in a hospital if you can help it
>>215041465Brexit was a mistake but so was the EU
>>215041440Could do with some reccies on this lads. I get some good ones in my recommendations but then I get a few where the filming is a bit shit and has too many shots of the person just walking or putting their gloves on or whatever with no good sense for pacing or editing
>>215041486she was in CHARMED I think they were all fit desu. the black haired one was fittest
>>215041486never rated her
>>215041350>>215041372>>215041385crabs in a bucketYou’ll never know who I am but I’m good and you’ll probably watch my stuff
>>215041465you do not sound over it
>>215041498a lot of covid on the go at the momenf
>>215041498mummy's a nurse and I never get illbet you wash your hands don't you
I think New Zealand should cut out their power grid and live like medieval times and people from anglosphere countries should be able to apply for a pass to visit
>>215041498quick! take some zinc, report back you shoudl also be getting exercise on the regular so that your immune system works properly. but at the same time, a tired immune system cannot effectivel do its job
Rorke screaming 'so much for the tolerant left' as he's lead to the guillotine in the French revolution
are men scared of you?are women scared of you?
>>215041516is it gaming related?
>>215041524Oh I am. I'm too old to give a shit about that any more, nor to care what colour of shit is served up by the government of the day.
weightlifting shoes all look like pure shit
>>215041565absolutely not
>>215041325which one did u buy
should there be a national dna database, yes or no?
>>215040559INGERLAND!!!
I WILL date a nurse
Need Emma Watson to do a smelly fart right in my face.
de VOLTORB BLAST
Ramming my throbbing cock down mouseys throat
>>215041603Yes. Nothing to hide nothing to fear
>>215041516reckon I won't
>>215041615de Abvolt! I know that one (not volt tho)
Today's kino
>>215041516Chris spargo
Leftypol gazing at the shooting star passing through the night sky beyond his window and wishing with all his might, hands clasped in utmost wishfullness, that he wakes up black tomorrow
>>215041539Despite what they say if that happened they would slaughter the Indians, Chinese, Maoris, and Pacific Islanders.
>>215041645Decent film thatGood sex scene
>>215041537>bet you wash your hands don't youam i not supposed to now or something?>>215041547thanks for the advice pal>>215041525it is a RTI so could be. never got vaxed and never got covid either
>>215041646have you ever wondered who rorke and leftypol are?well i went on a mission to find out, and it took me to a 4chan image board, and the british thread
>>215041615wait wtf maybe ovolt. what is it???
>>215041670what happened to his face?
>>215041645The wife is like... SO hot
>>215041696he got cross
>>215041696took a holy cross to the facewas never the same again
de VOLTORB BLAST the EU in minecraft
hmmmm
>>215041696probably chipped off and replaced with a cross by an anti-idol christian
>>215041645shit film
>>215041645seen it already so i win
>>215041732idgi
on the blue archivedoing my dailiesthen i'll be on the dying light: the beast
keep my willy in my front left pocket, my balls in the back right
>her penis
le volts
giz a (you)
>>215041777
after lifting i always wish i lifted just a little harder
>>215041777ok
You get even vaguely out of line in a, they call them "subreddits," in a subreddit? WOOOO man these women will SWARM on you
>>215041756gonna play some vampire survivors then go to bed>>215041777wahey
>>215041777sc
FRENCH: volter; ENGLISH: volte -> volt curious
>>215041645clickbait film, i wanted a historical account of violence
>>215040606Cozzie livs innit
>>215041785>>215041791>>215041794>>215041796>>215041799Cheers, can I have another please?
>>215041792confused slightly by this post
/brit/ mourns Ricky Hatton
>>215041789I wish you'd lifted yourself out of this thread so we don't have to hear your boring gym anecdotes.
>>215041823watched her gf suck her off until her penis spurts cum at the end
>>215041827*picks you up and throws you into the runt hole*could've got another three reps of that, but that'll do
don't be a greedy guts yeah
Fucking hell lads I ask for a you and it's crickets but that fucker gets loads at the drop of a hat
>>215040905The redemption of Rorke
wish I had a scar on my face would look sick
@215041814dont push your luck
>>215041818Yeah it was the "women," that was an unnecessary edit. Redditors swarm you and kick you while your down if you even vaguely go against local consensus.
ab moi corpus toi
>>215041751https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Accord
>>215041823Even if I didn't know this was a bloke pretending to be a woman I'd think something was off here. Looks very freakish and quite frankly unpleasant.
>>215041862tight git
>cozzie livsnormies omfdz what are they like
le blasté la CUM (comme)
>>215041794>vampire survivorsthat actually any good
thats another tranny postedthats another picture of a tranny i looked at and pondered how grim his life will look after the age of 40
>>215041892cokkie livs
>>215041894umposter after i whip it out
whys that bloke wearing a bikini?
>>215041850
>>215041823>>215041892Horse faced troglodytes
ala le CUME BLAST!
might post something illegal under US law
>>215041922probably a bender lol. what are those gays like eh
MASH mentioned
i don't like that the trannyspammer stopped differentiating by filename
>>215041894she killed mac miller she'll never have peace
if any of you were wondering what I look like
>>215041892...wow.. my jaw is on the floor
would you suck a tranny dick for 5k? You can pick the tranny
the headache looms
>>215041911it's fun but brain dead
>>215041961looks like totti from roma
>>215041967if I sucked any dick i would cover their eyes. not a very flattering POV for the masc to be sucking a dick YES im masc!
>>215041982fucking dire.
>>215041967>5ki'd pay double that
>>215037077yeah mate, might crack out the knob in a bit
>>215041983No it’s me from Wales
>>215041967i'd suck a bloke's dick for 5k
mahu
Akihabara Electric Town the Otaku
>>215041967depends on the rulesdoes it have to be to completion? do they have to cum in my mouth or on my face?does it have a condom on
>>215041982what the FUCK is that????
>>215041999SEXO
>>215041892wood berry
>>215041959Mac Millernow that was a good jew
>>215042014laughed
>>215041892CORR
>>215042022>does it have to be to completion? do they have to cum in my mouththis l'm afraid
What would be the bigger Brit twist, >Sacked tranny actually being a 10/10 tranny>mousey actually being a cute twink
>>215042019how did you know...
>>215042014annoyed that in the end the girantua was a shitty Pokemon. especially after I saw BrandonTan solo Giovani with just one Pokemon (Annihilape - I have a hundo one of those btw)
will you stand above melook my way, never love merain keeps falling, rain keeps fallingdown, down, down
NEW>>215032181>>215032181>>215032181
>>215041892
>>215042017would slam her pussy until my cawk was raw
I think i've destroyed my mind with drugs and television.
watching a doc
>>215042052Probably sacked tranny being peng
>>215042063>Terrywas that always his name?
My nigga Rizzy on the train, bringin' down a parcelStill calling shots like I'm giving out samplesEarning bare dough these shoes on my feet are old school ItalianLike Totti and Del Piero
wish the internet didn't exist and people were just normal
>Akihabara Electric Town >>the Otaku
>>215042102ktim
like im sorry you developed porn addiction or whatever but do you have to keep posting naked blokes?
>>215042102true but all the worlds information at our fingertips...
>>215042117
>>215042102people were fucked up before the internet, the internet has just given everyone a platform to indulge being fucked up.
Sir Keir starmer defects to the magpie party !!
5 billion dead niggers
>>2150419672 for 10k?
>>215042119what good is information when we're incel losers
>>215042087>>215042102https://i.4cdn.org/int/1758298767508509.png
going bbc alley you lads want anything
my little porny
>>215041967oh sure
>>215042151mars bar
Thinking about having sex
>>215042149people really make this shite and think it's some mint joke. weird world
life is no different with the internet the only different thing is all the stuff the internet did to make life different
mousey is a pretty good schizoquite like his posts
>>215042195he's pure evil and remorseless
>>215042215which is exactly what makes him so hilarious
The Yank id most like to have sex with is Sydney Sweeney.America has fallen.
>>215042195I only come here for mousey now.
why is mousey evil?i don't know his full backstory
>>215042215how do i know youre not an r9k freak?
>>215042235he nonces mice. that's why he's called mousenonce
>>215042226no livy rodrig ?
>>215042235he regularly announces plans to blow up parliament or maim pregnant women lol
>>215042255yeah but all scientists do that
women will pay me 5k to suck my willard soon
>>215041884uncanny valley
>or maim pregnant women lolno I dont. why you always lying? because youre evil?
>>215042268someone who tries to turn piss and nettles into explosives isn't really a scientist
Are we all investment bankers in this general? All of us having sex, yeah? Wives and/or girlfriends and that? Millions of pounds in our bank accounts?
>>215042285why you stocking up on bighams tomorrow?
>>215042303im a chimney sweep
Thoughts on the idea of having a new thread?
>>215042297you think the great minds of centuries past weren't pissing in nettles and seeing what would happen?
>>215042296ahem...
>>215042297you've got it wrongthe nettles were to make methamphetamine, and he wants to make explosives (de BOMB BLAST) out of batteries!
new>>215042352>>215042352
>>215042343you are a dangerous idiot
>>215042303no but am unironically quite well off. use my access to money to live a womfy comfy life of chilling and generally faffing about
