The macaco eating eagle edition
first for george washington
Jesus was a white american and not a forren Jewish communist
>>215051223ewww
second for john adams
>>215051265how could you say that
nth for the holodem
>but mummy I have to post it RIGHT NOW!>no I CAN'T HOLD IT!
i literally would rather be an american than a britbong rntruly grim, a cloudy, dire, tasteless island of alcoholics with inexplicably large foreheads
>>215051311I do have a big forehead fr
Going to kip athletics into holodem into athletics when I rise or f1 or footy. Don't even know what's on this weekend
hello lads
>>215051247Based
IWanna fuck a dog in the ass (he wants to fuck a dog in the ass)Wanna fuck a fucking dog
>>215051265rude
Goodnight, big hike tomorrow x
>>215051651Yr Wyddfa yeah?
you will be pleased to know i have awoken once again and i did not die in my sleepi did have a fun dream about vampires
>>215051701
Can’t believe Israel bombed Qatar I was there only last year Could’ve been me
This would never have happened if David Floyd George was still around
big day of wanking gaming cooking and watching footy ahead
>>215051701glad it was a fun vampire dream and not a scary one, fun dreams are fun
>>215051850You don’t call Jesus father I’m not even Christian and I know this
snood
>>215051859it was a bit scary there was an uneasy alliance between us humans and them vampiresbut it was always on a knife edge
>>215051883i'll call the nonce what i want
vampires gotta be the coolest thing ever
Even the foidchanners are talking about how jews control America.
our abiour katarina
>>215051923
morning lads
>>215052007>can't even get the guy fully hardhe really is THAT pathetic
today's footyprobably some non league SHITE on as well if you're into that
Yeah it never happened
>>215052025I’ll be at this. its called real football
Good morning to all National Socialists.
>>215052136Morning virgin
x amount of years in the can
might get me one of them gfs that actually has a cock and bollocks but you'd never be able to tell
The stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and, being grown-up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to, but moved more slowly. For it knew now where it was going, and said to itself, “There is no hurry. We shall get there some day.”
>>215052189i will when they're in and around mt mouth
currently squeezing a poo in and out so it stimulates my prostate
Remember Barbara Lerner Spectre?
This miso soup is too umami
Get the biomass down the uranium mines
any B man in?
They were discussing weddings at work yesterday, and it occurred to me that if I were ever to get married I would have a grand total of zero people to invite to my wedding. No stag do, no best man, no one. Wonder how much this will bother any potential future wife.
>>215052408something tells me you don't really have to worry about this lad
>>215052408I’ll be your best man
>>215052408Only middle aged hags twice divorced will go for that
janny can you do your fucking job mate jesus fucking christ >>215051955
>>215052408why would you want to get married
>>215052374yh
>>215052408Weddings freak me outStag Dos just are horrendous as the groom, like fuck thatAnd then you have to get up in front of hundreds of people and confess your love to your wifeCosts thousands of poundFamilies will inevitably fight and bickeringJust nah, fuck that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tuoFf3reUQDoing a listen and am closer to becoming a millionaire and putting a gun in my mouth with every second.
Sometimes during a goon sesh the thought of how degenerate it is gives me a boost of energy and arousalLike I'll suddenly start thinking how this poor colombian girl shaking her ass on screen was groomed into being a cam girl, and how she's likely so poor she's forced to do thisAnd the thought of how this impoverished girl is forced to perform sex acts on camera just makes me even more arousedIdk, gooning to colombian cam girls is one of my major hobbies
New episode of WARSTRIKE ladsThe boys discuss Peter Aldag's Dollar Imperialism, written in the Third Reich
>>215052136HH
I hope this general will aid me in my endeavorOf expressing myself like Michael Caine
>>215052418I have had many girlfriends, I just have no family and lost touch with my friends over the years.>>215052425Cheers Rorke>>215052436Why? I get its a bit sad, however the amount of complaining I hear from people about their in laws is absurd.>>215052448Because I'm lonely and I want a woman to grow old alongside.>>215052471Yeah right? I'd rather have a quiet thing in the woods or something.
>Drivers could be fined £100 if they have a messy car...OI MATE do you have a loicense for that rubbish
>>215052488ktim paying a ukrainian girl to finger her arse in a public park weeks after the war started
Work soonToilfu will be waiting for me
Goon weekend is upon us lads.Get that willy out and enjoy that brain getting fried.I got some poppers in me.
>>215052538I do not drive, certainly this must be a hazard
>>215052488ktim watching gdp knowing they were tricked into it
>>2150525545pm on a Saturday is not time for toilhave a word with yourself mate
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>>215052570Afternoon shift$40 per hour minimum wage casual pickup shiftCats in the grand finalToilfu messaging me all day excited for me to come to work, bought me a redbull and a chocolate orangePerfect time to work desu
>>215052591the fuck you want mate? its 3am
Visiting my schizophrenic mother for the first time in three weeks. Normally go weekly, but had a lot of good excuses lately. Honestly wouldn't complain if I got sideswiped on the drive there.
our dina
>>215052591*Opens the door naked*
American prisons seem like hell on earthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBlXy7AzT6k
suddenly unable to stand the taste of coffee it makes me sick after drinking it daily almost all my life
>>215052601Now the thingTo rememberIs that your mother loves you very much.Even I, Michael Caine, have but one mum, whom I love very much.And I shall breakThe faceOf every bludger who thinks otherwise
>>215051850>spends his life worshipping Israelis>thinks he's doing Jesus's workKirk is burning as we speak
>>215051883Why not
>>215052159>cheese off a radiator I never understood this
>>215052660Wish this were true but medicated schizophrenics are devoid of all emotion
>>215052681Because God is the father, Jesus is the son and then the Holy Spirit
Any general dogsbody man in?
>>215052690he melted a cheese melt on the radiator he made a radiator toastie
>>215052569>gdpwhats that?
>>215052616Ahem...*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>>215052408My mum and dad had a private wedding, didn’t tell anyone didn’t invite anyone they had to get a random worker to be their witness
>>215052698I mean, that's rough, we are sort of captive to our feelings for our parents, at least to start with
>>215052556I'm four hours into my session today mate.
>>215052734at gretna green too i bet
dem a wake up sore
>>215052748 anyone fancy wanking over Angela White in Discord DM's?
>>215052755Nah
feels good waking up early and sober
>>215052775love it. not going back to the muck me
>>215052690It was a compromise
>>215052690He wanted manicott
yutes waking up chiefing loud pack outside britanniadempraise jah
anyone got any good ideas for dinner? hungry but trying not to order take away anymore
>>215052705Father is also just a reverent term
Transvaluation of all moral values, lads.
>>215052830rustlers
im like mozart from the film amadeus
>>215052830Make burgers and get some McCains chips from the supermarket to air-fry. If you do that and get a soda it's exactly like ordering take-out.
Angela White owns my cock and cum
er... ok.... we're talking about dinner here
>>215052837BY THIS AXE I RULE!
>>215052832Okay but it doesn’t make sense to call Jesus father call him lord, savior, son of God, son of Man, or king but not father. God is father
Charvers out already on their dirtbikes bit early
>>215052869Get better taste. Never understood the guys that worship porn slags.
>>215052966flat as an ironing board m8
>>215052988Tit cows never done it for me. Bigger is nice, but not if they look like big lumpy potato sacks.
but really I believe caesarist regimes are brittle and the last resort of civilisation perhaps without a way of going back
>>215052855I dont have air fryer. Why does every man and his dog talk about air frying these days
>>215053025The bigger they are, the more fun they are to play with.
the proverbial incelwalk looms
>>215053034About to air fry some bacon and hashbrowns rn mush
Wikipedia is like internet porn where cheap and easy access to knowledge/sex trips the reward signals in your brain even though it's a degraded/simulated version of the real thing and confuses people into thinking they "know" something
because Dune, right, is the story of the caliphate overthrowing the caesarism of Heraclius and Khosrow, of pompous paraders, ostentatious despots, vain warmongers, seemingly on top of the world, for something new but not quite wholesome
losing weight but not doing it the right way. All i'm eating is an apple a day and then a light dinner. It's working, already down 5kg
>>215053055Grim that
>>215052830pavlova
>>215053094how is that not the right way
>>215053058I don't eat bacon. hash browns is nice those. Never tried rn mush but if its anything like mushy peas it should be yum
>>215053112should up your calories out as well as slightly restricting your calories in
>>215052830chinese takeaway
>>215053112people say you are supposed to lose weight gradually by exercising and balaced diet rather than just eating much less
>>215053034Air fryers are actually that amazing. my oven hasn't seen much use since I got one.Do the same shit but with the oven, sounds like too much effort at 7.24pm tho.
>>215053125not really good advice for fat bastards because they'll just use a run as an excuse to eat morethey should be doing long walks at absolute best
Out of bed at eight amOut my head by half past tenOut with mates and dates and friendsThat's what I do at weekends
>>215053156same colours as my tooth paste that
>>215053133unironically woke nonsense just starve yourself and eat protein
>>215053099Western girls doing JAV is one of my weaknesses, you have beaten me. My good sir.
about to crack open a litre of whiskeyreckon i'll polish off about half of it before passing out and then finish the rest off tomorrow night
>>215053099code?
>>215053117>I don't eat bacon. U a woofta er summage?
>>215053179me too lad get IN
>>215053176Hahaha being a perv finally paid off. >>215053193Idk
>I don't eat bacon.
Never been to SnowdonMight book a holibob
>>215053225What kind of paki fella don't eat bacon? A woofta that's who.
used to think "mush" was a southampton word
>>215053193>>215053221its based because they know how to actually film kino and they are like 4 hours long each.japanese know how to make a fucking porno.
>Never tried rn mush
Rarely drink now that Ive started lifting weightsDon't wanna undo the hard work I put in worshipping at the church of iron
Roaring at Raw Egg Nationalist's physiognomy Literally looks like a LevantineGods it feels good having blue eyes and blonde hair
>>215053238>muh epic bacon! everything is better with teh bacon! What bro you dont eat epic bacon time? That makes me think about homosexual things because straight men love teh bacon!dont like it, pigs are smart animals and pig farming is horrific, its a fatty meat other meats have better protein, it is one of the ways to get tape worms. I barely eat meat but when i do its chicken or fish
*crusted eyes prise open as the morning light leaks through my tattered metal blinds*the nightmare begins
>>215053176>my good sirAre you both new and really old
right get the coffee sucked
>>215053298just being a gentleman to a fellow gooner, innit.
>>215053287I agree with you completely, though I enjoy German sausages and beef as a treat.
No fucking way
FUCKING CUNT DISHWASHER WONT WORK
>>215053287> I barely eat meatRight then let's see your arse.
>>215053286 infighting over hair and eye colour really more important than deporting the niggers is it mate?
>>215053286who the fuck is that
>>215053328Divorce her.
13 years later i'm still mad at how lame the ending of mass effect 3 was
Mrs Anon took time to lick my peehole last night. Didn’t teach her that move and it’s the first time she did it. Reckon she’s shagging someone else, lads :(
>>215053328check if a fuse went
>>215053331Nordicism is necessary. Whites with blue eyes and blonde hair are more racially valuable. Simple as.>>215053339A BAP type retard
I was listening to Shitstained Anarchist's podcast and Moldbug was really laying into Bin Scrapings Nationalist
Nicotine? Quit itCaffeine? Quit itWeed? Quit itAlcohol? Quit itAll that's left is all forms of refined sugar now. I'm nearly thirty, but I will enter my thirties the healthiest I have ever been - may God smite me down with a heart attack if I fail.
>>215053286He looks like a native Briton. He is how the English are supposed to look. Blue eyes and blond hair is an unnatural phenotype brought over by the brutish Scandinavian invaders who were still living in mudhuts until the last century.
>>215053287>pigs are smart animalsall animals are smart mate, we shouldnt kill certain animals because they are smart? what logic is this. i agree that factory farming is terrible but pigs are not unique.
>>215053352hardly a complex maneuver lad I wouldn't stress too much
>>215053356Just flashes every time I try to start it
Walking down the street and everyone I see is foreign especially the familiesIf you see a white man its a 90 year old And 75% of those forrens are Indian specifically Dirty smelly Indian scumMaybe a few Chinese and Viet's Disgusting really, and shocking how fast its happened I've only been in Aus for 9 years and its just been completely flooded with browns, its already worse than England was when I came here
Nicotine? Love it (vape throughout the day)Caffeine? Love it (3 cups a day)Weed? Not for me these days, makes me anxiousAlcohol? Sticking to the weekend or when im feeling depressedgod isn't real
gm /brit/gmgm
>>215053422k
>>215053389Can't imagine how it happened, me. Everything is shrouded in mystery to my little ol brainy wainy.
>>215053389>I've only been in Aus for 9 yearsforrener complaining about forreners
>>215053422>
>>215053380why did you feel the need to post this
>>215053442just like the pol/r9k forrens doing the same
>>215053442Yes
>>215053379>He is how the English are supposed to lookIncorrect actually, as the Western Hunter Gatherers were here long before the celts
>>215053453I am not particularly over weight like that though I am hairy
>>215053457becuase you're dumb>w-we shouldnt eat pigs because they are smart!okay mohammed.
me and mousey got kicked out of the cathouse last night hopefully he made it home safe
>>215053464What did the WHG look like?
Light coloured hair originated amongst the celtsThe swarth nordics then invaded these isles, took the women for rape slavea ans produced the blonde and red haired beasts that would plague Saxon England in later centuries
>>215053492browns don't eat them because they think pigs are filthy animal
If you like any of these people you are a ZOG agent or shabbos goy>Bronze Age Pervert>Curtis Yarvin>Peter Thiel >JD Vance>Nick Land>Raw Egg Nationalist>Captive Dreamer>Sargon of Akkad>Sam Hyde>Dasha Nekrasova
>>215053492Ok? I still don't see the point in you posting this. If you think I am the type to argue you are mistaken, I eat what I want, you eat what you want.
dave
I have blue eyes and was natty blondethis make the self-hating white guilt white girl go crazy and suicide
>>215053495
>>215053519BIG Nick Land fan me probably responsible for a good 30% of posts on /lit/ about him
>>215053379Delusional browncope
>>215053519
Porridge with honey and a cup of instant coffee for breakfast team
lol
Opposing Nordicism will eventually lead you into racial egalitarianism and mixing since pure Nordics are quite obviously the pinnacle of human evolution and to claim otherwise is resentment.I have blue eyes and dark blonde hair but even I can admit a pure Dane or Norwegian with real golden hair is purer.
>>215053596
>>215053536looks like a cockney
>>215053519heil BAP
>>215053596heard this lad trooned out
find me a "Nordicist" with a white gf I'll wait
>>215053608What about red hair
>>215053613BAP is a jewish homosexual zionist
>>215053634phoar corr
>>215053602What do you though Ruby Granger's fanny smells like Jeff?
right sausage sandwich and then a JAV wank I think
>>215053608glad we both agree you should be turned into soylent
>sausage sandwich white man
why is he posing like this
>right sausagesick to bastard death of these scottish geometric sausage varieties
>>215053634Yeah red hair is nice but it's more common among Celts
Paid for a 23andme test last week and it still hasn't arrived. Will post my results when it gets here. The only ancestry I have that I'm aware of is Welsh, English and Swiss.
It's quite simple if they are not Jewish and a Zionist then they are shills (paid or unpaid)There is zero logical reason to support Israel as a non-Jew in 99.99% of cases
>>215053697scream
>>215053657corrr corrrrfor the sausage sandwich that is
>>215053706Just a trigger warning pal, it's going to tell you all about your Y chromosome
why would i eat a bronze age dieti dont live in the bronze age
>After losing nearly six stone since December with the help of weight-loss injections, Emilly Murray has been left with an unwanted reminder of her former body - loose skin.No shortcuts
>>215053777
There used to be a sort of anti-islam YouTube by the name of Pat Condell who got shadowbanned because he conceded that Jerusalem was an Arab city and the Israelis should give it up
>>215053792Fascinating
>>215053686It's the batty face
>>215053685yes
>>215053777Chromosomes aren't a biological indicator of sex.
>>215053808Can never get past the first 30 seconds of his videos Can't stand him, gurning AIDS-faced poof
Emma Watson does smelly poos.
don't reply to him
>>215053786stupid losing weight that fastthe skin doesnt have a chance to shrink
>>215053823How about your fat hairy cock and big sweaty bollocks?
>>215053870
>>215053867Fat people aren't known for their intelligence
made the mistake of engaging in a discussion at work about muslim immigrants, think i might have let my power level slip a bit
>>215053893neither are trannies
Need Emma Watson to poo in my mouth.
>>215053900deep down they know you're right, just to afraid to say it
>>215053905Wtf is that fit
>>215053786would rather have loose skin than be a fat cunt doe, go cry loud enough to the NHS and they'll probably sort it out for you anyway
>>215053939sexcore
>>215053901I am exceptionally intelligent and a once in a generation genius
>>215053900the sudden influx of useless Nigerians to my toil has literally made the whole staff reveal their power level. You can be openly racist without fear of punishment now because everyone is in agreement that the Nigerians need to fuck off, it's hilarious
>>215053786>no shortcutsBut you get loose skin if you loose weight normally
>>215053966youre not
>>215053519>Dasha NekrasovaJust googled her and looked up the red scare podcastHer fans seem horrible, on the subreddit all they do is critique her like a bunch of catty bitchy gays
>>215053966you're a delusional fool and an embarrassment to your entire familyi just hope you won't kill or molest any child before your inevitable suicide
fryup currently cooking didnt have hash browns so got smiley faces
>>215053976you’re***
>>215053823trannies always say this like it makes their case any betterif you were born a woman sure but youre a bloke with male bone structure, male ways of thinking, huge hands and id wager even a pair of bollocks and a cock
>>215053927i dunno, they looked pretty shocked when I said Islam gets a lot of things right about women
>>215053977redscarepod got unironically astroturfed lad
There's a wide gamut of people at my work: men, women, muslims, chinese people, young, old, middle-age. Perhaps most surprising is that there are at least 2 FtM trannies, like full blown on testosterone and all that (despite being like 5 feet tall).
off to bed
>>215054005I don't know what this means
>>215054000oh i was thinking you went the other wayyea you won't be winning any pointsdoesn't mean you're wrong
faggot
dont think it should be too controversial to say the majority of muslims have no interest in embracing british culture/values and instead want a version similar to the shithole they left behind
Liberal Democrat’s are standing up for British values now so reform should watch out
>>215053976I am though. I was on the gifted and talented programme at my secondary school. If it wasn't for stigma and mental health issues I would be incredibly successful by now.>>215053990I'm the pride of my family and I think you're projecting about the children part nobody mentioned children but you have to bring the subject into every conversation just like DTFIC.
>>215054026nighty night x
>>215054047dont think it should be controversial to say its absurd to have people from wildly different cultures and ethnic groups living among each other and think they'll get along peacefully too
>>215054049I love that all the other parties are desperately trying anything to win back Reform voters
>>215053900I was speaking to a girl at work yesterday about Israel/the Holocaust and I said that it's only due to jewish power that they have a victim narrative and she agreed lol
>>215054056maybe stop taking the tranny meds
>>215054056>i'm a genius because i was above average at secondary school its just a series of bad coincidences that lead me to working at aldiwere you smart but lazy?
>>215054056trannies want to get in schoolstrannies groom childrentrannies get in schools and kill childrentrannies get in churches and kill childreni have reasons to be concerned
>>215054081Reform can’t even retain their own voters
>I'm actually very smart and talented but I stack shelves in Aldi because of prejudice
>muh tranniesWind your neck in
>>215054056You talk about watching anime when you come home from your toil at Aldi. You are just an autistic man trying to believe he's something he's not in more ways than one.
>>215054082yh normies have been fully redpilled on the JQ now, only boomers are still in blind denial but thats because they grew up terrified of the anti semite label
>>215054085I'm very hard working. It's just discrimination that has held me back and led to the development of mental health problems.>>215054099Cis people do all that and more in far greater numbers than trans people
muh poopie smells
smart but lazy me
>>215051350>blue eyes>fair to light hair >walesHm
>>215054128you do it at disproportionate rates, make every tranny a far greater risk than the average person
>>215054127Yeah boomers are a lost cause. They fear the label of "racism" so much lol
Is there a reason everyone is nasty to the employed woman? I haven’t been here long enough to know
>>215054120drink more gin and jew cum
Ruby Granger? Would sniff her farts.
>>215052705All the same o algo
>>215054119ALDI is literally the best paying supermarket in the UK mate. Nothing to scoff at.
>>215054180Aryan beauty
think I'll buy a packet of choco LEIBNIZ biscuits then scran the lot
Rorke. Give it a rest. That's a direct order.
is there going to be a war with russia soon? i don't fancy dying
>>215054060*bits your bum*
>>215054189you can't use a supermarket job as a measure for success, it just doesn't work once you get older than 17. Maybe if you were a branch manager or something but we all know that's not on the cards is it
>>215054199there's like 3 biscuits in a pack of themit not right
>>215054128if you were truly hard working and a genius you wouldn't be working at aldi for multiple years as a grown adult
>>215054152welsh people being swarthy or having dark features is very overblown
>>215054213Daddy Trump will stop it
>>215053519Never heard of any of them except jd vance
rorkes da
is we getting a war wit russia
>>215054213I'm except from the draft so I don't really care as long as they don't bomb my incelflat or favourite restaurant
>>215054263>I'm except from the draftwhy?
if it wasn't for tmau fish odour syndrome sometimes i stink of fish sometimes i stink of shit diagnosed by sheffield university in 2005 i would have worked all my life
britain is nothing ever happens: the country
Howling at this creature with a face of makeup on working in Aldi insisting that he is actually incredibly smart and was only held back by stereotypes as he aggressively corrects a terrified single mother from calling him 'he'
doesn't russia violate baltic airspaces quite regularly? don't see what's special about this one
>>215054274I work in a prison, they can't shut them down even during a war
get the free sheldon edish made
>>215054283loads of things happen here, we're the country that america uses to test things out on before you role them out in your country (see the current surveillance state)
>>215054291never thought about thislearned a little something today, thanks
>>215054286Yjk his sister complains about her panties constantly going missing from her dirty clothes hamper. Hm curious that.
though it is fucked however that criminals escape war while innocents are sent to the slaughter
>>215054175theyre an annoying fake attention whore troon
>>215054303those are for your own safety rorke, to make sure nothing ever happens
>>215054335>>215054335
>>215054346>>215054346>>215054346
