The New Zealand (Kiwi) accent was voted the world's most attractive in a 2019 international poll which surveyed over 8,500 people from 60 countries eidishion
>>215090962nice bums>>215090954fush and chups
Let’s talk fashion. What’s YOUR outfit of the day?!
Uh oh jew melty!
the nyiue zillun uxcent was voted the world's most uttrective in a 2019 unternetional poll
experienced poo noncer seeking employment at an esteemed poo factory, willing to relocate
wanking to indians eating with their feet using an indian street as their plate
>>215090954Based Kiwis
>>215091045Looking for a poo from home job myself
might become a hot chocolate-drinker
evil ass chud nigga cat reportedly shot dead
ghost chup?
rorke making Чeбypeки for breakfast
kia ora lads
quite want to play some elder scrolls
>>215091097basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWirGxV7Q8
>>215091141ignored you the first time lad x
>>215091141>"why did he post it again?"
>A bit less food>A bit more exerciseStart today lads. It's a beautiful, cool and crisp sunny autumn day. Get out for a walk in the countryside.
>>215091141honestly dont give af wish youd stop posting it
>>215091130howl
>>215091162Australians are gay and stupid
that's me on the left
>>215091173Whats got you seething and having a melty chaim?
Many right will vote left.>>215090979Keep spreading the word
>>215091184
Hi, Henry Cavill here AMA!
>>215091166whys this so nice just an ad telling you to take care of yourself, society needs more positive vibes like this
LIVERPOOL
>>215091166me on the leftwill be staying inside again today thank you, ive got agoraphobia you see
>>215090954sure but if it was female accents everyone who didn't say welsh was lying
>>215091139skyrim?
>>215091250yeah the best elder scrolls game
>>215091184Come and suck my cock willingly before I overwhelm you with my retard strength
>>215091219>chaimis that your imaginary friend?
throwing up gang signs at my mum
>>215091233shit witcher, perfect for commander shepard
the license plate said WISCONSIIIIIN and there were dice in the meer
printing out /brit/ posts and framing them on my wall
any sexy sex boys in?
greenlighting catberg
Commisar shepard sending all the batarians to the gulag
>>215091303yea me, always
does anyone have the image where it's an amazon product page that says "you! nigger! bloody nigger! buy my product you bloody nigger"
yeah i'm just gonna download skyrim and play the fucker vanilla
drinking wine alone and crying
omds look what the cat drug in
>>215091243good taste
>>215091331what wine?
Single malt whiskeyBeard oilBACON!Hoppy IPAChilli sauceAvocado on toastFreshly ground artisanal coffee
>>215091331to the tune of gen z boss in a mini
>>215091331what's wrong, kiwi?
>>215091322not one single sex mod??
>>215091373no i might lash some porn on my lappy though
>>215091355$9 bottle of nz made merlot>>215091370dont know where to start with that
>>215091364>Avocado on toastthat actually sounds really good right about now ngl
>>215091364saw my post on /r/faggotshoppinglists did you?
>>215091398corr that's a cheap bottle of wine
woah 9 nzd is 3 pound sterling. mad that
>>215091398try the beginningnot going anywhere
>>215091331cheer up mate :)
>- meScreaming WHY are they like this?
>>215091373>>215091393actually i might download one or two but just through the game mod section i'm not dealing with nexus or skse or mod organiser or any of that nonsense
>>215091408two pizzas and she's still crying ungrateful little cunt
It is mental that the UK admits nearly as many immigrants annually as the US, despite the latter being thirty times larger
there are very few meals not improved by the addition of cheesewhich is a great shame because cheese is cruel
>>215091486yanks let in way more illegals though
Germany: schiller, lizt, schopenhauer, goethe, fichte, neitzche, kant, Beethoven, Mozart, Wagner, the Brothers Grimm, Schlegel, and HumboldtEngland: ???????
>>215091428well, i was born the wrong way, feet first and my legs snapped and i was born at home so no doctors about to sort it. then had a rough time at school was a good kids but ran with a bad crowd at the kindy, got into some trouble with enforcement, many an hour in the naughty chair
>>215091486Now take a look at Ireland and Canada's immigration figures per capita
9 months since homosexual jewish former Labour MP Ivor Caplin was arrested for attempting to meet a child for sex and still not date set for trial, meanwhile a local Brighton journalist is due in court in November charged under the Malicious Communications Act for drawing attention to hardcore pornography that Caplin was sharing on his public Twitter account.
Calling into work today lol pray for my financial well being lol
>>215091141Midwestern white women are built different
Right well that's me sat in my chair playing EU4 all night and day then
>>215091521but you're thinking of turning things aound
>>215091538In western countries jews are above the law
have some wine in the fridge but i wont drink it because i think it's gay to drink it
>>215091461He's right though. MAGA doesn't have values or principles. All they believe in is their own power, their own enrichment, and the subjugation of others.
>>215091538This brought it to my silly attention so
>>215091538>a local Brighton journalist is due in court in November charged under the Malicious Communications Act for drawing attention to hardcore pornography that Caplin was sharing on his public Twitter account.really?
>>215091590>MAGA doesn't have values or principles>lists the principles of magaNot the brightest spark are you
>>215091599https://pressgazette.co.uk/media_law/journalist-going-to-trial-after-highlighting-porn-shared-by-ex-mp-on-x/
>>215091331ktim except im not drinking wineno booze for me
>>215091599Jews have total control over your country so yes they can commit crimes and then put you in jail for talking about it
>>215091461Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'quote maker'. I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.'In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence."
Fuck sake!
Dem dey don recognized di Palestine
>>215091577ive tried all my life, I think I'm just not right in the head. Squandered too many opportunities. Am in my 30s, no wife, renting, no cute maori princess, no kiddies. even my cat has started shunning me, she knows something not right with me
>>215091626They will twist and break any principles they claim to have in order to keep satisfying their own power, you stupid cunt.
>>215091640Problem solved
love the smell of a woman and of a dog
>>215091581
You boys love your countries as much as canada loves itself right? And all us Anglo countries are one in the same that's real right?
grim grim grim grim grim
Donald trump is an israeli agent
no there's still bad things happening in my gutsperhaps this coffee will flush it all out
When will something good happen for me, been bad news the whole way through
>>215091704Well I love you very much is that a good thing?
>>215091680just looks like a regular third world shithole why am i supposed to care about this one more than the others? (i don't care about any of them btw haha)
at least my accent is sexy
>>215091653ever tried church?
>>215091734it gets me off. care now? stupid little faggot
>>215091740nah, Christianity isn't for me
>>215091661Brown hands
the infinite world size update in minecraft was faustian to its core
>>215091568honestly how do you get into that shit i tried once but it's impossible
>>215091734you're replying to gingernonce who is masturbating to dead palestinian children
>>215091731you only love me for my looks
>>215091796No both
>>215091740Cringe>>215091764Based
>>215091537No, you look for me
>>215091782step one: have autism
>>215090852 #COOOORgot source?
:o
>schiller, lizt, schopenhauer, goethe, fichte, neitzche, kant, Beethoven, Mozart, Wagner, the Brothers Grimm, Schlegel, and Humboldt
>>215091825
>>215091740Went to church with a catholic friend for easter one yearAtleast in Canada it seems to be more of a community thing than a worship thing
>>215091819
>>215091641Are they taking the piss? The PA is already recognised
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
SOTD
>>215091878Omg is that you you're so cute :3
would love to choke gingernonce and watch him slowly die
hate those little zoomer americans who go on tiktok and ask people what their most traumatic experience is and then laugh at them. Pure evil, and the people who find it funny. Actually upsets me a lot, where is the common decency? Everyone seems so cruel, we need love, and lots of it <3
>>215091341send me a 30yo pure hearted good virgin welsh maiden for to be my wife
>>215091876Are you a québecois?
I had a jean pillow my mother made for me when I was young. For 5 years I came on that pillow exclusively. It had a layer of dried cum on it 1/8th of an inch thick. Because the jean moved, the surface cracked and it turned into a bunch of brown chips of cum all sort-of fused to the jean material.Eventually I got tired of hiding it. Got a hammer and smashed on the cum a bit (dried cum is surprisingly strong.. kind of like mostly-dry fiberglass resin) then used the other end of the hammer to pry the chips off the jean. Ran it through the wash like 5 times when my parents weren't home, then stitched it back together.
the quality of the conversation has to improve if i'm to remain here for the daynaming no posts, but some of the more recent ones have been particularly dire
>>215091925No you'd like that tho wouldn't you?
Dadberg is out golfing and instructed I clean the kitchen and hall "top to bottom". Thinking I'll just batter him when he's home instead
>>215091871My ethnicity, whatever it is, doesn't matter. What's important is that every religion is a lie.
>>215091922there are no pure virgin Welsh girls, it's a nation of slagshttps://youtu.be/m97WlpsuU74
might get back on sertraline
>>215091964you're gonna get it fucking cleaned, you little sniveling coward
>>215091964clean it all then knock his teeth over the place and tell him to tidy up
Currently listening to Ottorino Respighi's Pines of Romehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhc_NXIpwFo
>>215091979yea you're a mutt
>>215091964bet he's really going to a gay sauna to get his 18 holes in
>>215092009Tell em
Mad how russian bots are threatening our democracy right now
>My ethnicity, whatever it is
>>215092009can you translate this for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JQYb6o3G3k
>>215091898youre naive and weak minded. its part of the reason youre sat behind your computer screen
>>215091286https://archive.is/WdSKO
>>215092009>>215092056Religions are lies
Whats the QRD on the poster colloquially referred to as "gingernonce"
any of you lads have a brita water filter? does it make it taste better or is it just big water trying to jew me out of money to get one?
>>215092093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsVnM2Y9Wm4&list=OLAK5uy_mskaYKS1gcmr58Kxuo8kwwPKJ3qktiWzM&index=10
might upload a little video of my playing my guitar to my instagram story for my 8 followers, mumberg, granberg, uncleberg, old co worker, girl i fumbled from hinge, childhood friend, brotherberg, friend from school i dont talk to anymore
>jean pillowdo wypipo really
Both Pedro Pascal and Sidney Sweeney are crappy actors with no personality yet we are being bombarded with them. Both play to political tribes (woke liberals and Zio-rightoids) to mask their mediocrity. They're the high frucrose corn syrup of increasingly anemic American pop culture.
Stayed up all night and now all my muscles hurt and I feel sick but might stay up until 9pm or something WAHEYYYYY
>>215092110our tap water tastes fine the only reason you might need to filter is if it's very hard and you want to stop limescale buildup on appliances or if it affects your skin
Jews ritually murdered european children in the middle ages and drank their blood
>>215092161kultur terror
>>215091985From hell's heart I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my brekkie at thee
>>215092093severely mentally stunted paedophile who wanks to ginger kids and feels the need to constantly share it with useasily the most insufferable unlikeable spastic in the history of /brit/he's the cunt who makes editionless early news and spams those ai generated drink images, this is all a bizarre schizophrenic attempt to shit up the thread to get back at us for hating him because he has nowhere else to go
Reckon if I were ever in world war one and had to go over the top I'd just pretend I was shot and fall over in the first few feet. Would slink back to the safety of the trench after it got dark so I would
>>215092109>fake peniswould a real trans say this though?
>>215092017I can only think of 10 holes on a males body. What are the other 8?
>>215092239she is a detransitioner
hes sitting like a peoples! he thinks hes people!
>>215092250i can only think of 7 holeswhere are you getting 10?
Reckon if i de ever for world war one and gats go ova di top i'd juss pretend i na shot and fall ova for di first few feet. Would slink back go di safety for di trench afta it get dark so i would
latching my teeth onto a niggers leg and doing a crocodile death roll
>>215092221calm down Ahab
>>2150922742 ear holes2 tear ducts2 nostrilsOne mouthOne belly buttonOne anusOne japseye
adidas
as always, lets give it a go
>>215092297PSCRENENEM
cab
>>215092318reckon he's give it a go on other blokes arses
;]
>>215092307This is probably the stupidest ever post /brit/ has ever seen
sup my niggers
>>215092310imagine what your life could've been like without the rape you could've been normal, wife and kids by nowtoo bad you were destined to be nothing but raped and forgotten about
>>215092335definitely gives mincing vibes
brotherberg liked my instragram story
>>215092326UM x
>>215092391get him shagged
>>215092391ok
i might get something to eatsausage and egg butty
https://x.com/donnalouise1212/status/1969655755969347916?s=46Imagine these 2 showing up at your door saying they need to seize your phone omds
doing a Voight-Kampff test on the cat
habib pleborhip babble
>>215092419they should be shot
>>215092435That’s you nicked
Mental how good m&s food is compared to the rest of the shops out there
eating cat shit
>>215092419
>>215092364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN2HnCtmjHk&list=OLAK5uy_mskaYKS1gcmr58Kxuo8kwwPKJ3qktiWzM&index=5
>>215092419why does nobody respect the police anymore?
just got speech policed by handsome squidward
>>215092483raped
>>215092343not even top 50%
>>215092419>for looking at a postwhat on earthhow would they even know what posts youve been looking at
got a big scar on my eyebrow from when I had an eyebrow piercing at 16, mad how its come back in style now
>>215092479Wtf is that
just looked at a post
>>215092539slut
>>215092453had a microwave carbonara from there recently and it was rank
>>215092341how is you life today aiyank?
>>215092505
>>215092549should I get it re-pierced? I wonder if it would help me get zoomer pooty. 'yeah I was one of the original alt boys before it was cool' type of angle?
last day of the week and im -5 on my (you) target. need to pop off with posts today
>>215092581could work
might get my nipples, pierced. might go mad with some piercings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CELevV4_ukY&list=OLAK5uy_kMkat1rXwuM-745tGXl1wAak3fkETUIkw&index=2
>>215092571this sad little chain of replies is the closest you've come to actual human interaction today, isn't it?
>>215092601is it just a set number of (You)s you're after or are you trying to keep your p/y ratio up?
>>215092644elton john got worms
>>215092632
>>215092563it's ok thanks but I have to sleep now because daddy is picking me up in the morning so goodnightgoodnight everyone <3
getting gang blacked
>>215092232What would you do if you actually got shot though, sometimes the Germans were ready at the first moment
>>215092695you need help
>>215092695night mate x
>>215092674Haha, gross.That’s given me a thought, is that an occupational hazard of being a bummer? Getting a worm down your jap’s eye?
dog keeps throwing upPoor fella
should probably have a wank. anything good going?
gooned to gio scotti again award
they should make a mr beast video game
>>215092755Your mum’s newest onlyfans post mentions something about a jungle bbc party of you fancy that?
quite a painful poo there
Just got done with the rape. I was the victim
>>215092838I say when we’re done
>>215092680you’re eventually going to die alone having spent your life on this bullshit because you’re too maladjusted to actually livementally stunted raped paedophile
>>215092755did one to an angel wicky lesbo piss scene earlier
>>215092797scream
abra abra cadabraim gonna reach out and shag ya
thumbing raisins down my japseye
Crazy that running is actually bad for you
>>215092755SONE-866 if you're into massive chebs
sitting in bed spinning my head around like the bloke from the exorcist
>>215092755
>>215092752he must be allergic to blogposts
putting seeds in my mouth and shooting them at my da like im in plants vs zombies
I racebaited so hard I've looped around to an actual full on racist.
eating the fuck out of some snot right now
flying above big ben like peter pan
pooing on my cats head
im a bushman of the kalahari
>>215092995why x
>>215093002aye cause you're a black nigger bastard
minecraft was created to indoctrinate the new generation to move to aus and work the mines
>>215092972
>>215093002the gods must be crazy. good movie
whistlin to the wheatfield
>>215093017funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZpVxWiv0oU
easiest way to get (you)s is to claim its your birthday
Lads, it's my birthday today
1. Do you think it's possible to raise five children without being poor at the end of it and giving them shit lives in the current year?2. People complain about sleepless nights and the work required etc. but then why can some people manage multiple children but others only one or two?
Nothing to look forward to todayWe've already had the Pocket Monster for SundayYou lot better put some bloody effort in!
it’s my girthday today
>>215092928corshe's employed and she's all woman
got a theory that yanks promote prison rape both in media and as a practice to make prison more scary
south of the borderdown mexico way
>>215093102Scary that I might miss out on all the fun ;)
what a note from your doctor that says you dont like to shuck cock
I need gta 6 to come out NOW
sir cromulated fuckstickle
feeling a bit bad about the terrible beating i inflicted on that homeless cunt last night for no good reason, just cos i was tryna impress the lads
Sir Stone Cold Steve Austin
might get the uber eats ordered, get the cans in
I'LL be there, will YOU?
going from getting a lot of attention at first to getting ghosted constantly and I'm almost certain that I'm not actually doing anything wrong what the fuck is wrong with early 20s women
>>215093157fuck you gettin the cans in for on a sunday you silly bastard
was out cold last night at footscray station and some ugly cunt battered me for no reason. think he tried to rape me too
do you not even have any family or friends to see on a sunday fuck me its all get de cans in de lads its not even noon like are you not still rough from last night
do you lads talk to yourselves, out loud?i do a lot, i wonder if it's related to the schizoid personality thing
>>215093150just didn’t happen did it
feeling a bit bad about the terrible beating i inflicted on that homed cunt last night for no good reason, just cos i was tryna impress the girls
>>215093164what brilliant ideas will be proposed there
>>215090954stip boy stiptups ynd trucks to divillup your buzznuss
rorke the racist wankpuffinwhat a bloody cockwomble he is
Might go for a poo poo
>>215093203>i wonder if it's related to the schizoid personality thingyes lets pathologise any characteristics that deviate from the norm
>>215093219Fabian Society so no doubt the sort of shite even the far left cringe at
>>215093219get them wanked off
I need to move to Los Angeles
>>215093210gave him a bottle of vodka filled with my own piss and as he went to take a sip i booted it right in his mouth, broke a couple of his teeth and then we all jumped on him like meth-crazed baboons, stomping on his head and his testicles
eating a pot noodle for breakfast like the crepuscent fuckuloid i am
absorbing my poo and pee back into my system
>>215093203yes, all the timeit's what happens when you don't talk to real ppl
I hate the term packed to the gills. Are we fish? no, then shut up
wow they even got Indians doing the paper rounds now back in my day that was a job for kids
>>215093273didn’t happen
manifestation is real and the girls have always known
>>215093327I’ve got a job them kids can do ;)Sweeping the stairs round the back.
>>215093245there's quirkybut i'm talking to myself, tiktok pip-culture self-diagnosing aside, that's actually mentaleven i realise that
>>215093262haha
RECYCLE>>215090961>>215090961>>215090961
>>215093356it's not that strange mate, you aren't special
>>215093345Eh
>>215093219"more biomass"
>>215090954Were they paid to lie?
