>>215096076Thank you Skinner but it is Sunday
poo seal edizione
cba linking the post but the ritual on netflix is a good little horror flick imo, worth the watch
>>215096076Nazis
bye bye israel!!!!
>no editiongoing to blow a gasket here
should poo
any geopolitics man can tell me why recognising palestine as a state is a big thing?its a bit complicated for me x
>>215096102yea but come wednesday, you'll need that gif to keep you keepin' on
>>215096150dunno lol
>>215096150dont worry about it umturtle
Four'n Twenty and a bottle of Red Eye in the van subedition.
>>215096170okay <3yay <3
rorke's whip!!!!
>>215096150make the jews well angry
>>215096164true, true... same goes for muslims however
ate last nights leftover kebab box for brunchabout to go to mumbergs for a full sunday roastgoing to the pub afterpoos are going to be terroristic tomorrow
really need a poo
I like bubbles.
fuck you John Lennon
Antoine Semenyo If you can hear me I need 3 goals minimum please antoine please I need you to save me
lodge meeting was nice
Had a KFC dirty Louisiana burger for lunch, cookies for pudding, hungry again now might make a pot noodle
what was the farcical aquatic ceremony he was talking about
>>215096252>fuck you John Lennon*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
It's Sunday. You lads are all going to be having a roast today, right?
>>215096289a man is shot dead and you're making jokes? Not on that.Go sit in the naughty corner for 10 minutes
>>215096302ordinarily yes but today no as i've got a dodgy tummy
>>215096115The meme that keeps on giving
>>215096252What's the matter, lad?
>>215096323oh yea? what about Charlie Kirk?would you put me in the corner too for him?
might filter yanks until this fucking weirdo fucks off
foam
noibatnoibat
>>215096380he never will
>>215096375Just not a fan of what you did on The White Album. The heroin really got to you
just got up and opened the window
>>215096380>gingernonce leavingYou’ll be waiting a while
>what was the farcical aquatic ceremony he was talking about
>>215096302That's a sex arse
>>215096418just closed minenippy today
train innit
>>215096438on sunday???
Freezing
another weekend wasted
neighbour in his flat shouting FUCK OFF as i take the bins out50/50 chance he was shouting it at me for some reasondon't know what he expects me to do thoughif he's going to communicate like a baboon then he's not gonna get whatever it is he wants is he
this is the move boys
>>215096538this underwear looks a bit childish
>>215096539Mousenonce-tier behaviour
>>215096553And how do you protect your land?
>>215096431bit mad init?
buttered crumpets for breakfast
In bed. Scared to leave my bedroom as brother's dad is visiting.
>>215096538yardie relief units
>>215096577From what?
>>215096553what about money
>215096587stupid fucking tranny lol>>215096582it's 2pm lad
you veritable spunk crumpet
>>215096587does he punch you on sight or something
>>215096602People
>>215096555>thongs>childishErm… rorke mate?
>>215096164thats what im saying>>215096219shut your judaic ass up
>>215096620I have anxiety
>>215096587you hide from every family member you fucking weirdo
>>215096630i am an atheist
jezbollah
>brother’s dadLmfao
>>215096626i meant the design -.--____-i love black lacy underwear...
>>215096553i reckon that cows gonna be a bit hungry
>>215096650
>>215096302Good bit of rump that
>>215096603What about it?>>215096623What people are you talking about be specific
>>215096650your a french jewish bastard
>>215096660is that what youre wearing right now?
listening to emo music. proper drunk
>>215096650no you're not idiot
snappy 3 pm katies swiping their gold cards rn
>>215096680that's the parisian huyworks in jewelery design i thinkbig on drugs and all that
>>215096662So I’ll feed it
>>215096690right you need a good umming for that
>>215096694uyerhhh um so drunk bru
>>215096719guy*
I wish I could was Jewish and I bet most of you feel the same way, you just can’t admit it. They’re incredible people.
>>215096679Stop answering questions with a question
>>215096538Arrest them
rorkeshire
rorke catching two of every pokemon for his arkleftypol sneaking aboard and raping them all
>>215096719sounds like a kino life ngl
>I wish I could was
>>215096722you'll feed it the veg you're growing?and what are you going to eat?
>>215096553This year where we had a drought and now torrential rain would fuck it
i'm a reluctant atheistwish i believedjust don't have the faith in me, wish i did
>>215096766scree
kino
>>215096076
>>215096411I love the White album. Johns contributions are great.
>>215096729thats a enough of that. You dont think you have a weird accent? fucking nails on a chalk board mate. PAZZA TOOK THE KEEDZ DOWN TO THE PEWL FOR A QUEEEK DEP, STOPPED BY THE SERVO FOR A GOLDIN GAY TOIME AND A WAGEN WHEYL
>>215096616yes, time for my breakfast. im off toil this week and staying up late and waking up whenever.
Lads don't all stare, but Mousey is heading over
>>215096792ktim, would be a monk
>>215096792give your fedora a little tug and see if enlightenment strikes, ought to straighten it out
Mousey is one of those where you'd watch The X-Files or Twin Peaks with him and he'd be asking you every 10 seconds what's going on even when fuck all is going on
dunno i reckon aussies and kiwis sound basically the same innit
>>215096808why was he called principal skinheadhe's not even a proper skinhead
>>215096779I’ll feed it with whatever cows eatGoogle says hay and grain
Messed up my sleep schedule again award
Hey guys. Foxlad here.
Not to get too political but Britain never should have left Aden.
>>215096892aussies say bizznizz and kiwis say buzznuzz
what's a good birthday present for a mate's cat?
>>215096910fuck sake lad
>>215096930a cat friend
>>215096930Dead mouse?
Do you remember?
>>215096927buzznuzz these nuts in your mouth you spaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI0BUr5ux-gfor years it was my meditation musicprobably should go back to it
>>215096930ham
>>215096930prawn toast
>>215096930Catnip
>>215096910I am a long time recipient of this award
>>215096930bit of nip
christina ricci is cute in the addam's family film
got the gybe on, feelin good
>>215096940seconding this
>>215096930a dog
>>215096930Chicken, fish, cat toys, cat treats, catnip>>215096962Pork isn't that good for catbergs white meat and fish is healthier
>>215096897skinhead is not about what’s on your head it’s what’s in your heart
>>215096930catnip toy
>>215096892It's like the difference between a Devon and Cornwall accent. There is a difference but unless you live there the difference is marginal.
>>215096983nigga sleeping on the beach
Shit then wank then put footie on I reckon
might dive head-first into the abyss
>>215096930Ask what his cats interests are
cats love having mates
>>215097019actually have a large barge with a radio antenna on it
house made out of 3 shipping containers
Got so much laundry to do. Underwear and sock drawers are almost empty
>>215097045oh hell yeah
what breed of catberg do you lot have
The catbergs in my area go about in a gang. Hope they're not misbehaving
>>215097022sounds good. ill join you.
>>215097080grey
>>215097072do you wear women's underwear or are you a realist in that respect and just stick to boxers?
>>215097080tiger
>>215097080errStanley?
I'm more of a dog person
white people celebrate their friend's cat's birthday
>>215097080one's inbred and the other's alri
>>215097080british longhair
>>215097080non existent :(
I prefer the vinyl version of f# a#
>>215097140N word
>>215097160a uniquely coloured cat
>>215097160very pretty mwah
>>215097080I don't get any pussy
Been helping the gfs dad with his wood working and stuff, says it’s nice to have another bloke around the place to help out. Makes you feel good lads
>>215097002fuck off and die paedo freak man
>>215097190lol same
HMVs website is dogshit
now thinking thought about the the cat that found us years agomy old man said "no cat in the house"then cat showed up in the hedge some day and he said "don't feed it, it'll stay"then he said "alri, give the poor bastard some food and water"then every morning when the old man went out for his smoke, he'd feed the cat and the cat would rub against his calvesthe old man went soft in his last years
>>215097194help him out ;)
>>215097194does he let you touch the power tools or are you on sanding duty
Those half wolf/half husky hybrid dogbergs are usually friendly, but they're extremely energetic and wild and some people can't handle them. It's a bit harder than having a normal dogberg.
really really dislike israel and america
PLEASE SEMENYO PLEASE
just saw rorkes mum in deichmanns getting his creps
Wish I had mates to go pub with. Alas I sit in my incelroom downing half a bottle of spirits and listening to music alone instead
>>215097161band of pseuds for pseudsthey've been playing the same boring song for thirty years
>>215097228yeah well you're fat
>>215097213your dad is very white and based
FUCK
>>215097245what's the next step in zogs master plan
>>215097246Go yourself mate. It's not weird. I go by myself and I'm not weird
>>215097246are you an alcoholic?
We at /brit/ do not recognise the right for /deutsch/ to exist
>>215097245rorke unresponsive, ambulance en route to his smeggy gaff
>>215097245right well that's that sorted then. You're welcome Palestine x
>>215097275according to.. you?
>>215097245Zionists in absolute shambles atm hope theyre all extremely unhappy
>>215097258nah, I'm in the normal weight range according to the bmi calculator
>>215097271hopefully this!
>>215097245they don't have their own gen on /int/ so i personally don't acknowledge their existence
>>215097245won't be seeing the star of david in our night sky anymore then?
>>215097278um i didnt vote for that
>>215097203the filter options are a joke
heard about this but didn't realise how deep it ran. they basically uncovered a global elite paedo ring https://youtu.be/Er43AAWD5HE?si=hdCzJrT7K54pQb5V
>>215097245when was the vote for this in this democracy of ours?
the shopping list:onionsgingergaram masala
bendy baton sunday bashing
grabbing netingyahoo by the neck and pinning him against the wall, whispering in his ear 'sort your self out you dog cunt' then kicking him up the arse as he scurries off like a cockroach
>local Sainsbury's has Tony's chocolate bars in those lock boxesThis is Keir Starmer's legacy
>>215097388don't care
>>215097369do the voices still tell you to hurt yourself if you don't post
>>215097376wish this would happen to me... *dreamily rolls eyes*
>>215097388you must live in a diverse area
i bet keir's wife won't be shagging him tonight
so that's leftypol got his way again
>>215097357not even surprised
>>215097388
>>215097426Keith doesn't bat for that team mate
ok seriously why are all the elites pedophileslike all of themwhat is the reason
‘tfic meltie incoming, he’s raging this morning
>>215097441L
>>215097426They probably don't usually anyway
>>215097401...yhthe 'OCD' you see (if you believe the jewish psychiatrist)
thoughts on total biomass death?
>>215097259loved how weak he gothe also said "no dog in the house" hahaended taking naps with a spaniel
>>215097357bastard sick to DEATH of the ai robot voice SHITE fuck OFF
>>215097276Dunno. I usually binge drink about once every 1-2 weeks
if i go to a pub alone i'll get 'xiety and curse myself for being stupid enough to do such a thing when I walk home
>>215097478mordin was right
>>215097475you did it to yourself
breaking news, UK recognises northern ireland as belonging to the irish. oh wait *record stratch* that aint gonna *wicky woo* gonna happen. *sipping pinacolada by the pool*
Might have to get up team. Time is ticking on.
watching total drama island and farting in my childhood bedroom
>>215097454i reckon it's because elites love exerting their power over other people, the wider the power discrepancy the betterdon't get much weaker than children
>>215097536*boots your head clean off*
Remember this
Oh it's getting rather chilly indeed. Time to pop on the merino wool jumper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5QiLKbHeMI
>>215097454forbidden fruit. if you're rich enough and living it up and you've tried other extreme things
>>215097536You're back posting here more frequently after a period of absence. That can't be good. /Brit/ is your safety blanket when times are tough now isn't it?
>>215097575are you done with posting about blacks and the gherkin?
about to have sex
I'M 33 AND MY MUM STILL CUTS MY HAIR!
>watching total drama
>>215097324filter options are rubbish. updating the basket takes forever.
>>215097628shagging your own arse is it
got a neckbeard
my 89 year old nan has discovered facebook reels and she watches them for hours
>>215097599My life is based
>>215097203>HMVisn't it time for your afternoon nap grandad
>>215097628what's his name
>>215097564>in the future there will be an invisible source of energy available almost anywhere, powering almost everything, and if it disappears for a moment the world will descend into chaos>he's crazy, lock him up!
>>215097614I'm not heathernonce, even if I were you should be happy that he's posting about the comfiness of autumn and not black cocks
>third worlder telling you white people are the reason they are stupid, violent and poorthis is at least half of all posts on the internet by this point
>>215097634
anyone mind if I have a little nap in the chair?
>>215097454they're selected for their "elite" position based on how easy they are to controlpiss easy to control nonces if you control the supply of children and can grass them up if they stop cooperatingepstein was probably one of these middlemen
>>215097510sounds like you aren't an alcoholic but are at risk. half a bottle of spirits is a lot.
>>215097689reggie
>>215097661we can learn a lot from her
>>215097692how many years of your life did you waste posting about that stuff
>>215097681Say more?
>>215097706that's ol greggers repressing his gayness - or - the french vice as it were
Modernity is an illusion. This is the real world.
>>215097768pretty sure thats a painting
>>215097661ever erm, you know...
>>215097454might be a way to tell themselves they really are the elite if they can get away with the most demented thing possible
>>215097768ah yes working yourself to death or the black plague
>>215097785Think you're an expert do youshove off
>>215097684not yet but not far offi collect vinyl and like reading proper books hmv is cheaper than my local record shops where i go for second hand records but its not really worth buying new from themand there are no book shops near me. i check the little free libraries but rarely find something worth reading.
don't think im a bender or anything but I put carved pumpkins and spiderwebs outside my minecraft house when it gets closer to halloween :)
based aussie noticer
come on bournemouth
>>215097803ah yes never retiring and the biomass
ah yes /brit/posting and farting
>>215097828bournemouth till you die?
>>215097815why even buy new vinyl what a waste of money
>>215097706stand by it, all of it
not opening that
dont think ill be clicking that
okay
ah right then
>>215097706look up how many times he's mentioned professor oak shagging ash's mom
right didnt need to see that did i?
get it watched rorke
never would've seen that if i were a 1400s peasant now would i
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmmU7u7_bZgmassive tune
>>215097357Listening to it but it's a really poorly produced videoAI voice and the same pictures over and over
dunno why I hoveredfuck sake
>>215097825>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher salt>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails>Charlie Bighams>Trades posting these are all his dogshit gimmicks he added to the end of a 'gimmick of the year' post tryign to be a normal poster now but his pitiful autistic mind cant conceive of how to have an organic conversation so he just spams this shit
risotto is a winner
https://vocaroo.com/1mQOPgPXBglIi'm never gonna stop
>>215098006hound him until the end of his lifenever let him forget he spent years posting fantasies about children being raped
peopel see ten of thousands of children dying from violence and hunger and think, yup a benevolent all loving god is in charge of this dimension
Right well that's a young Palestinian girl who's been in an explosion and as a result her intestines and liver and spilling out of her body as well as her being ostensibly blinded by fire damage isn't it?
test
>>215098024this also happened to me funnily enough
>>215098036the idea of hell is worse, at least death puts a stop to it all
>>215098044it might be yeah, what of it
>>215098034bro simply needs to be killed and thats that
>>215098006>>215098034Screaming, I remember the two of you seething about this days agoYou've lost the plot, truly.
>>215098091
>>215097883I like listening to them. I like looking at the sleeves. Selecting them, carefully handling them, it's like a ritual. I could probably get £2-3k for my collection but id never sell. If I leave the country id ask my brother or uncle to store my collection. I should probably write a will because my collection is one of my most valuable assets.
not reading all that
>>215098116Nah they’re right you should be put down
>>215098136is that u
>>215098006I like those gimmicks
>>215098122ok this one is good
>>215098159I'm not even the person they're accusing of posting the gimmicksI've just noticed they're completely obsessed
DTFIC seethed about bighamposting, then tried to join in (but missed the mark entirely) and is now back to seething
I thought the bighams was quite funny at first actuallyforced into annoyance though won't lie
>>215097633based???
>>215097889give that poor girl some morphine to ease her suffering as she dies
Rorke, where's the new?
>>215098130my collection is worth at least 10x that but what's the point of getting poorly made new ones that are overpriced where all the profit goes to the predatory labels?
>>215098184You probably should be killed anyway
>>215098160yes it is me
>>215098202>(Dead)we don't know that
>>215098202the jews dont let them have medical supplies
UM x
here he goes posting on multiple devices 4chan is this freaks entire life fucking hell
reckon i;d find a dog eating cereal quite amusing
one of them was me (not him)
>>215098272the dog??
>>215098188nope you mindraped freakazoid i knew it was you immediately and filtered it only seeing this because im phone posting
got one can of lager and two medium glasses of wine for consumption this afternoon
>>215098249=\
United Kingdom of Ireland
>>2150982936 cans lagerfull bottle of winewas gonna say "i win" but i don't feel like much of a winner 2bh
>>215098293We don’t drink alcohol in america
>>215098355>>215098355>>215098355
>>215098330liverpoolbros?
>>215098193it was funny for precisely one thread when that shit home cooked meal lad was coping, unfunny immediately after
realised i don't have strong opinions, heavy morals, nor any sort of emotion towards most thingshad very despondent parents you see, they were present but not really there
>>215098210They aren't poorly made and they are albums I want and havnt found second hand.
