all i want's a benzo wife
cant wait for the freaks to whine about no edition
bulbousdem? tap tap tap
>>215098355
hello nigga
liver/pol/
>>215098403sign of being a thicko
lamb stew in the oven for the next few hours
baby it's hard cock and baby it's covered in your poo,so baby tonight, ketamine shag
>>215098412what the FLIP you looking at?
absolutely fuming about Israel, mumberg getting an ear full bless her heart. Just had enough of the violence
>>215098433don't overcook it!
fih
funny how dtfic actually filters stuff but uses his phone to see it all anywaydoes 4VirginsX not have a phone app? can you not transfer your ublock list to your phone? idiot
Always avoided Knights of the old republic because I thought Star Wars to be cringe, haven't seen ant movies yet. But I decided to give kotor1 a go and I am enjoying it.
>>215098451ok .. i wont overcook it !!
>>215098464s
https://vocaroo.com/1nsJ4n3ulthtthoughts on the new song i made?
How do you compare to the average de lads?
>>215098487scromg
>>215098494x3 but I've got fuck all else
>>215098449I remember back in October 2023 when the reality of Israeli war crimes hadn't set in yet and boomers were still pro-Israel I had a big argument with mumberg. Told her straight up that ZOG is evil
Do you have a funny accent?
>>215098494me in the 41.82%
>>215098490well made but not my style sounds kind of like stock music for an ad
Leftypol on the dole trying to reclaim his youth in his early 30'sRorke supporting local business and buying the paper on his way to work
>>215098525worse, you're potentially brown
>>215098517Charlie Kirk gradually came to this opinion before he was murdered.
I AM A PROUD DESCENDANT OF KING ARTHURBOW TO ME
>>21509849425 - 34, got over 50k in cash savings, 17k in stocks.Live at home and save all my money lol
>"Excuse me, is there a Mr Rorke here?"
>>215098494is savings excluding pension?having a peek at my spreadsheet, im at: £53,256.14
>>215098537poog
kind of face i be making when rorke takes his bwc out
nigga dumping his old /x/ folder
>>215098573sc
>>215098556*dives on the blonde one*miss get down there's a terrorist!
the 5 inch bwc
>>215098556who wants to know?
>>215098490it's alri but it's too repetitive
>>215098556wtf I literally just watched that video and was about to post a screenshot of it myself
Sir Keir Starmer has recognized the Palestinian StateRorke is finished
>>215098578love some retro cheesy spooky stuff
well, rorkeypops?
altogether a pleasant monday ahead
>>215098556who's asking aha x
>>215098474funny how
might go eat a cheeky english muffin
>>215098608Only rorke-lite is pro-Israel. True rorke hates them both.
Aussiemong is a sincerely unwell individualSpends his life here and reckons himself our resident Sherlock Holmes connecting the dots and uncovering a Brit conspiracy Funny thing is he's so far off the mark cause I'm the author of one of the gimmicks he claims it's all the same person
>>215098494Just about right tbf. 34 with around 6k
>>215098494above average savings but i dont own a house so im effectively poor
done him
>>215098623what goes on in harrogate
1 in 27 people residing in the UK arrived within the last 2 years. That's not good
>>215098556This is it. This is the absolute peak image of the decline of Britain.A white liberal woman with a tattoo and a Muslim woman. A complete inversion of natural order.This is "the first shall be last, and the last shall be the first" in action. This is the modern version of Christians in the 5th century persecuting Greco-Roman philosophers and aristocrats.
>>215098622bibi apparently has withdrawn his forces from gaza, the entirety of the arab world clapped, and rachael from accounts has found 400bn down the back of the sofa
>>215098642nobody cares
>>215098658jews are shameless when they get greedy huhnot a good look
wow pengarleng
>>215098659not too much it's pretty sleepythere's a largish exhibition centre here so quite a lot of hotels and restaurants
>>215098494im 28 and have £74000 in the ISA. No idea what my pension is
>>215098676mental how emotional you are over a youtube screenie
>>215098680You care a lot actually dtfic
>>215098698looks shite
>>215098658they got entire museums dedicated to what happens when people hate jewsmaybe he should wind his neck in
>>215098676stfu nigga
>>215098715you sound mindraped
In France any religious symbol or garment are forbidden to be worn by police officers. One of those things I think the UK should do as well. But I suppose those things will be common sense in a few decades but then nobody will be wearing any religious symbol because being religious will be considered a delusion and will get you in the nutter.
>>215098698is this darwin
>>21509849428 with 36 grand, i have no investments at all. literally don't know how to invest lol
Do you remember?
>>215098747knaresborough init
>>215098622
reminder
whats the pengest place in the uk
>>215098740>>215098772fuck off
putting on radio 2 for Bob Harris 70s show and posting on /brit/ on this comfy sunday
The great antitheist revolution that will happen during the great war can't come any sooner
>>215098778Essex
>>215098766give my foreskin back you talmudic demon
rorke won't like this
>>215098778 Possilpark
What are you lads planning on having for tea tonight then?
How much is your rent/mortgage
>>215098750You specify number of shares and click the limit buy order button.
>>215098835650 a month rent, i live alone
two shots of pepto bismol down the hatchcure my tummy so i can stuff my face
>>215098822oh well that's much saner
>>215098778for me it's the yorkshire dales or the pembrokeshire coast or the jurassic coast
>>215098830creamy beef and mushrooms with pasta x
>>215098836on my banks web page? on an app? no one showed me how to do this.
>>215098835don't know
>we've been looking for you rorke, you're coming down to the station with us
>>215098622i'm sure the israelis are devastated
yeah thats mint ill name it that
so when do we start bashing jews again?
>>215098642>aussiemongit's literally just dtfic on his pedo botnett. medically diagnosed super recogniser
bosh
>>215098917i used dry wipes, then wet wipes then dry wipes again
>>215098905piss off
>>215098943dtfic hates the botnet cause people he hates can use it to evade his extensive filters
>>215098963fat cunt
>>215098917ridiculous demonstration
>>215098822Rorke scurrying to remove all his Facebook posts about this
>>215098963luv me multicultural society'ate racistssimple as
>>215098746Britain is genuinely a basket case. There is absolutely ZERO attempt made to integrate immigrants. Britain is absolutely the worst country in the world for importing the lowest biological detritus imaginable and putting them in our cities. I see muslim women in full burka and black robes in close proximity to young women wearing shorts and LGBT types. It's genuinely fucking mental. Young liberal urban Whites have no idea what is coming.Americans don't get this either. They get secular Persians and wealthy Iraqis who want to integrate. Now you can argue they're brown, and that's true, but Muslims in the YOOKAY are even more brown and make ZERO attempt to secularise.This country is just insane. Nothing less than a Hitler can save it.
uh oh melty
>>215098984that's just projection, and he doesn't filter anybody.
>>215098963>fat ugly prole lump with brown eyes Wow
>>215098740well it's story time! when i was a kid there were rumours that at the end of the world only the people who held onto the smallest tree would survive but it had to be at least 12 inches. so i went looking for that tree and i actually found one. every day i waited for the world to end and kept telling myself `i'll be ready` but it never happened. pretty sad innit
>>215099019>I see muslim women in full burka and black robes in close proximity to young women wearing shorts and LGBT typessounds like pretty good integration to me
>>215099019Sort it out.
for just 800k great british pouds this could be yours
>>215099019we live in a multicultural society mate, multicultural means they specifically don't integrate.
>>215099019bit overly dramatic lad
might move to south america and spend my days shirtless at the local market, fondling the fruit and vege
Why would the sky look like this?
>>215099084Thats well nice but it needs a big family and I dont have that.
>>215099130you can be an eccentric urchin who lives in a large house by himself
>>215099122jesuit teachings are absolutely nothing like what your racist view of jewish teachings are
>>215099084what does £800k get me in your country?
mad how good the og resident evil 4 is
>>215099159banter
>>215099078It's not, because you can guarantee the Muslims consider the liberal Whites as degenerate (and they are correct).Multiculturalism is a shoddy brown concept
>>215099120is that that vegas casino that looks like venice but it's all interior?
>>215099158na, its one thing for me to do that in a little terraced house but a big house is too much for me.
>>215099180shove it up your arse
>>215099122>if i alter these symbols they look like a different symbol :O
>>215099084Crikey. Sent this to family who have money.
>>215099019truth nuke
>>215099195fuck all
>>215099209you seem to think integration means everyone is the same for some reason
bit cruel don't you think
just banged two fish in the oven but instantly lost my appetite, what the fuck am I going to do with these two fish
>>215099159creepyi once saw the ghost of my sister but it wasn't scary
>>215099223Based Sikhs
beat me, hate meyou could never break mewrangle me, strangle meyou can never grangle mejew me, sue meeverybody, do mekick me, kike medon't you black or white meall i wanna say is that they don't really care about usall i wanna say is that they don't really care about us
for 2.2 milly this whimsical little abode could be yours
>>215099273Yes actually, it does.Otherwise you just have parallel societies sitting side by side.
>>215099274it was just a banter
>>215099282cool them, fridge them, re-heat them later?
>>215098943Wouldn't surprise me at all they type in a very similar manner and always back "each other" up
did all these brit flag shit cunt wnakres relaly sgin pu fro 4hnac spas to psot aigan?
>>215099300AI slop
>>215099084upkeep would be a nightmare
>>215099223Sikhs are weird af
>>215099282did that yesterday but with sausagesate as much as i could then wrapped the leftovers in foil, cooled it down and put it in the fridgehad them this morning with pie and beans
>>215099317you need to be slain nigga
Rippin about in a RS3Get clocked speeding by the mamiPut my foot down doing 140Look in my rear view we've lost them piggies
>>215098766lol
>>215099312I dont have a fridge or a microwave only a gas stove/oven.
Guten morgen
Farewell /brit/. This will be my final post in your general.
>>215098900Interactive brokers is the one I use that's most popular to non-redditor retail investors. If you want a fintech one with a UI that actually works go on Trading212.You upload a bunch of documents on source of income, occupation, financial status etc, verify your identity and then deposit money.Don't use your bank's broker.
>>215099019Most recently I've seen Africans walking around in throbes
Feeling quite handsome today
>>215099374you don't have a fridge?
Arsenal XI: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori; Rice, Zubimendi, Merino; Madueke, Gyokeres, Trossard. Man City XI: Donnarumma; Khusanov, Dias, Gvardiol, O'Reilly; Rodri, Bernardo, Reijnders; Foden, Haaland, Doku.
>UK, Canada and Australia announce formal recognition of Palestinian stateWtf are these retards up to?
>>215099426not sure
grinding israelis into a chum for the great white shark
>>215099408bet theyre comfy tbf
ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!>NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUURRRGHH>NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUURRRGHH>NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUURRRGHH
going to kill myself because i dont have a million dollar manor house in britain
>>215099431mind your own business
>>215099447>Just giving upngmi
>>215099435get them fucking grinded
Need a girl to get me goin bug mode
good morning umpkins x
>>215099431we have the worst government we have ever had at the moment, they are right wing neolibs who suck trumps cock
>>215099447do it then
Just want a house in Little Venice
>>215099447my house is worth a measly 300k and i think i'll follow you with that
>>215099501ok i will do it !!
>>215099472Any flag that has a union flag in it is my business
Still the best kit
>>215099513total yank victory
gingerpaedo pretending he's leaving forever again is he
>>215099492scroom
energy generation for the nation today
bored
https://x.com/DonnaLouise1212/status/1969655755969347916HAND IT OVER RORKE
right that's a bloke with his tits out isn't it
On my ones since none of u wanted to meet me
>>215099499I guess it kinda makes sense to keep one of us on Trumps side on this issue.
>>215099534Stay out of Hawaii colonizer
Wish I could go back in time and bash little oliver cromwells fragile little baby head in
me looking over this rancid sceptered isle
>>215099578propa PHWOAR!
>>215099577good job britain!
>>215099582mental how the biomass officer has literally no idea of the woman recording being legally allowed to record in public and DEFINITELY in her own house
How can you even beat this
>>215099593You're supposed to go to a quiet pub
Okay I will eat it!!
idk how anyone takes british police seriously. no wonder so many pakis rape and stab when there are only 120lb women to stop you from doing it
>>215099431They’re losing new brit votes to terrorist parties and think this will help
>>215099651Why
>>215099652hope they're poisoned you disgusting trollop
>>215099593Could throw a pint glass of piss at those cunts and none of of ya would do a thing.
>>215099648nigga head built like a thwomp
>>215099652why dont you eat an apple laced with cyanide
>>215099648shouldn't have spilled his pint then should he
even if you say i have been the worldwide
>>215099678it's your bitch mum's faultI warned her
>>215099672well there's significantly fewer rapes and stabbings than in your country where the police carry guns with minimal training and kill hundreds of people a year
>>215099582Also forcing entry without a warrant, imminent risk of harm or in pursuit of a suspect. It’s like they’ve never read PACE
a nice glass of strawberry milkget that down ye
>>215099360Spend some time offline For your own good
>>215099711my country has way more people than yours moron
>>215099608Were just bidding our time to take it backhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulet_affair
>>215099672the police found plenty of big strong lads when it was time to police anti-immigrant protests
>>215099718oh aye
>>215099431probably still asleep
>>215098494Got more in my current account then most of these people
>>215099723see also: per capita
feels like the poo i just did was as long as my entire intestinal system
>>215099687You wouldn’t though would you
>>215099751that's not a real word
https://voca.ro/16qOqWca4hsxmmhmm
got 4 hash browns in the air fryer
alri
>got bare peas blud
>>215099593Go to The Drayton Park Arms now
So when is the UK taking Jerusalem back and demolishing it for the for sake of everyone’s good?
pooing out a shit
asked my cat to kiss my toe better after i stubbed it and she walked off to the other roomsays it all really
>>215099761Perhaps
>>215099751> the per capita rate for homicides involving a knife or other cutting instrument in the United States was 0.489 per 100,000 people>the average rate of police-recorded knife crime offences in England and Wales was about 83 per 100,000 peoplelol you didnt even know what the statistics were you stupid cunt
>>215099711>yank police kill hundreds of people a yearyeah in self defencethe only kill like 2-3 innocent people a year which is pretty good considering how heavily armed and retarded yanks areand we don't know how many rapes there are in this country because the police don't bother with half of them do they because that would be seen as racist
>>215099798This makes my eyes water and my nose hurt
put all the biomass in a big bin and compost them
>>215099836no window to the outside. american prison cells are legit torture
>>215099819evil slag of a cat
>>215099838>per capita rate for homicides>average rate of police-recorded knife crime offencesreading not your strong point
my bet is losing
>>215099806Prove u are there and I will walk round now
>>215099836>Good evening, Clarice
*waits for a good post*
>>215099838>>215099843slaughtered him
parents are having guests overstarving me out
>>215099867pretty based
>>215099924you'll be waiting forever
Working at Publix I’d have to clean up shit like this on the regular
>>215098502Will she suck my cock in the night?
>>215099875We have cells like that in the UK
>>215099902Im just joking. Its the away fans pub anyway you fanny.
>>215099956The poo hammock
my backs been itchy for 2 days but nowhere i scratch fixes it think its actuaklly my lungs or something thats itchy
>>215099875he has probably murdered someone
>>215099971Do we?
>>215099999yeah?
eating fish x 2
>>215099997doxxable info
>>215099999seems so
>>215099999yeah
>>215099956
>>215099999it's a good, solid, british, get. we should be proud of this. bank holiday tomorrow, for this get.
>>215099928except he didn't because knife-related murders (the stat he used for america) is significantly lower than thatthere are about 250 knife murders in the uk per year, compared to about 1500 in americathe usa is a violent nation with an ineffectual police force and justice system
>>215099974Shows how much I know
gn :3
>>215099999r u an wizard
>>215099999
Get the gibbets ready
>>215099999Makes u think
drying biomass in the sun and selling it as dog food
>>215099997Yes lol
lads would you please cheer on bristol city, they're currently losing and I'd like them to win, thanks x
>>215100044>>215100052
>>215099999this is the post
>>215100040Gn c:
>>215100043There’s an extension on chrome that can do it for you
smashing biomass into eachother at breakneck speeds and using the energy released to power Britain
>>215100082sitting in my childhood bedroom shouting BRISTOL BRISTOL at my computer and stamping my feet
>>215099801um peased to meet you?
started wanking in bed before sleep, it has changed everything
>>215100037Lol. Im sure someone will start chatting to you, just relax.
Throwing the biomass into the large hadron collider
>>215100132thanks mate x, it's helping
>>215100110and what if two people have the extension rorke
>>215100082>Losing to Oxfordngmi
getting into marjoram
>>215100156the universe implodes
>>215100140They didn’t I took that pic when I was leaving anyway
stuffing the biomass through sir keirs letterbox
>>215100156they have to kiss
>first world including UK, Canada is recognising Palestine state>US and its greatest ally Japan, of course, have not.
buying in a bag of phet for the lads
>>215100177:(How long were you in there for?
>>215100170give tarragon a try it’s mental
>>215100082went to bristol once didn't like it so I will be sending negative thoughts
>>21510019225-30 mins
>>215100196hearing rumours is the chicken herb and i don't eat chicken
>>215100184We used to be best buddies then you attacked america so we declared war on you and now you are best buddies with america :(
>>215099999impressive
>>215100219mate
>>215100222why not
>>215100170I'll be marjoramming my dick in your arse if you don't pipe down
>>215100243What
>>215100248cruel to chickens
>>215100219Fair enough. You should have gone a bit earlier when it quieter and you would have chatted with some people
>>215100268hi
>>215100274fair enough
slipping a poo into my bum for later
it's approaching beer o clock
>>215100284I would’ve but I left my house late my mum needed my help with something
we really are going to be viewed like the nazis are today in a century
And the very latest from That Bitch (you know who)?
>>215100344
>>215100234They declared war on us you stupid mong
>>215100370Not in my reality
SEMENYO PLEASE
>>215100358how come shes never had a bf
>>215100317Bloody Mum
>>215100344name my oshawott
>>215100396>>215100370ummm lads we actually declared war on both at the same time so don't fight xxx>We hereby declare War on the United States of America and the British Empire. The men and officers of Our Army and Navy shall do their utmost in prosecuting the war. Our public servants of various departments shall perform faithfully and diligently their respective duties; the entire nation with a united will shall mobilise their total strength so that nothing will miscarry in the attainment of Our war aims. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_declaration_of_war_on_the_United_States_and_the_British_Empire
>>215100423The Poo
BLOOTER you lads are not cheering on bristol well enough
>>215100412she's scared of intimacy
>>215100423Rorke
>>215100423shagger
Love Bob Harris. Will be a very sad day when he dies.
Bigham's in the belly
Love Rolf Harris. Will be a very sad day when he dies.
>>215100423grow up
>>215100423kamioshi!! x
>>215100531
