Sunday Lunch edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvkHa7s1yGc
>>215100531Charlie Bigham's subedition
>>215100531
Fed up of this shit bruv
>>215100412
require sustenance
having a nice hot cup of scraegg
Giving the Sunday roast a miss this week
>get up at 14:30>already back in bed
you know what? Had a fry up this morning, gonna have another one now. Don’t care mate it’s my life
>>215100547utter bollocks from the tory rag
where are the veggies
>>215100585
Um!! xx
>>215100584Lazy
>>215100585going to have a barbeque me
>>215100584parasite
oh my days rorke are those really your velcro creps? delete this then post it with the creps cropped out haha x
>>215100622I have mental health problems >>215100627I work and am a uni student mate >>215100629I had velcro shoes in secondary school
>>215100639>Home from my 10hr shiftGood wee toil slave eh
>>215100639umaholics anonymoos
>>215100613Skinny is what I am
no small horsesno racial slurs
>>215100639good work lad, saving for something nice?
>>215100639bit of a late one
new SEX plane just come outSEX drone lockheed martin vectis
any groany moany orgasm man in?
Just pulled two MTG cards each worth £30-40
Pinkie pie needs to get a fucking job
>>215100652you're 30 years old and still stack shelves for a living grow up
Catberg getting comfy on the bed for a nap too now.
fuck it going out for food, you want anything?
>>215100652You're neither of those thing and everyone knows that
Just pulled a clue
>>215100547Least dishonest torygraph headline
any cheeky bets for the Arsenal City game lads?
*nasally nerd voice*>Just pulled two MTG cards each worth £30-40
>>215100584got your willy out?
>>215100664Worked till midnight to cover someone450 dollars made>>215100660Me and the girl I like are going on a roadtrip in November
>>215100695being the village bicycle is an ancient profession
>>215100639>horse with big anime style eyes>>215100629>creps croppedcrep crop crep crop haha geddit?because it's like an asian horseright i'm getting a can of beer
>>215100688At ALDI we sell Hot Wheels cars for like £1.49 and we frequently get adult men searching through them for rare ones that they sell on eBay for like £3+ each.
>>215100675wew
them were teh daysimagine you and the lads working on the big ship 5 days a week then all going to the pub on friday night under the big ship
>>215100675why does the paint look like shit
>>215100765cant park there mate hahahahhahahah
>>215100782they rub oil on it to make it slippery
>>215100746That happens at my work tooThey are $2.00 so a lot cheaper but we have a few 'hot wheels guys'Only the ones who put them away nicely and are polite get to look through the ones out the back though, and never browns
>>215100765Rorke yearns for this (his hands have never seen a day's labour, the one time he visited the pub he spilled his drink and was asked to leave)
used to just muddle through a hangover and suffer but as an older wiser gentleman i have realised that two strong gin and tonics will fix me right up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lixYVdngvgQ
finished reading crime and punishment if anyone wants to borrow it. it's quite good.
>>215100872Phwoar proper put me in the mood for a g&t nowThankfully I have gin, tonic and limes in!!
we did it, we did it joe. You’re gonna be the next president of the United States
>>215100872going on a plane next week and im GAGGING for a plane gin and tonic
>>215100900get stuck in lad
what kind of pathetic manchild likes hotwheels i dont get that
I do not like gin.
should be illegal to put adverts for the armed forces on tv
>>215100652>I have mental health problemsWho would have guessed
>>215100898Rorke is typing…
ive got erocktile disfunction
I will be posting my MTG pull on Instagram so my dad and ex gf know I've made it
>>215100531>>215100929
>>215100873very danceythis song is actually about me and rorke
>>215100938you've just not had the right gin and tonic
Here's my Sunday Lunch
there's a lego general on /toy/
>>215100987nice meal with the family is it :)
>>215100904hope it suffers an explosive decompression and catastrophic mechanical failure midair so you plunge out of the sky and die in the explosion
>>215100531>>215100929>>215100979
>>215100987pizza hut chips are a disaster i'd rather have the bog standard garlic bread than that muck
>>215100987are you a yank
>>215101014why
>>215101050funny
>>215101014Based!
Just pushed something brown out of my arsehole
>>215100984cute
Just pushed something brown into my arsehole
>>215101076get him housed
skin colour is only skin deepall races have white cum, red blood, and brown poo
>>215100986nah tastes too fragrant
>>215101071wouldnt be very funny for me would it now
>>215101121speak for yourself
>>215100987you must be a hefty lad
>don't judge a book by the coverhow am i supposed to know whether i wanna read it then?
>>215100987That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>215101076tea's ready
>>215101165judge it by the amazon reviews
how often do you see drunk girls pissing on the street
another miserable day of my dogshit evil incel life
>>215101014Get a fucking grip dtfic
>>215101184get back in the kitchen and make me a weird sarnie NOW
beer and tesco tortilla chips and dipcan't remember if it was garlic and onion dip or sour cream and chive dip
>>215101216every weekend
another day out for rorke and the lads
>>215101242sour cream hopefully
>>215101216very rarely these days, it's a lost artdon't think zoomers get pissed enough and are a bit more self conscious
>>215100675
>>215101246fucking state of this yankified lot
>>215101246Jason Statham doing security
Going to make a fish finger butty
>>215101216have never seen but i spent a couple of hours after chucking out time by the river doing coke with the head of sales from toil and she did a couple of pisses behind a car which i could hear
>>215101246good grief
>>215101246
Imagine if Poland went to war with Russia lmao Poland would be done in two days. Only reason Ukraine have lasted so long is because it's a literally a brother war
>>215101260no it was garlic and onionit's all the same to me
>>215101269You start to understand why politicians on all sides have complete contempt for the general public
>>215101276scrom
>>215101296
>>215101216In the 00's when i used to go out every night
>>215101288did you shag her up the arse?
Rotten old boiled shit for tea
>>215101379grey poos
from the river to the seaumastine will be free
>>215101379
>>215101379bri’ish cuisine
watching cooking programs cos they make me feel relaxed
Can hear the muffled noise of pop music coming from my lower class neighbour.No, this isn't the neighbour whose TV I can usually hear through my fireplace. I mustn't complain, this is only the second time I've ever heard this neighbour through the walls of my newly purchased house and I've lived here about 10 months. It's just annoying, she must be playing it really loud for me to be able to hear it. It's some shitty Jess Glynn type ballad songs too (not darlin hold my hand). Proper radio pop/X factor shit yknow
If you put 20k into a tax free isa every year for 30 years and received 10% interest you would have £4 million. Why doesnt everyone do this? Did i just discover the cheat code to becoming rich?
>>215101246erm why is there an israeli flag there???
>>215101379Owl pellets?
>>215101379oh my days
>Do you want to marry my daughter?>I already have a gf>How old is she?>24>My daughter is only 19, she'll make a better wifeWhat did we think about this?
>>215101456Okay Edgar Allan Poe
>>215101476average mong in this country cant save 50p a year never mind 20kand you wouldn't get 10% per year
making chicken tikka massala for tea and mumbergs made naan breads
the dindins
>>215101476Think your forgetting things such as inflation and the devaluation of buying power.
>>215101476am literally about to put 20k into an isa oddly enough. shall do the same next year then.
>>2151015044x lushit pie night
>>215101456She put the washing out earlier. I wonder if she's just having a weekend cry or something. She is a single mother after all
>>215101379looks like eastern euro poo
>>215101504I can't eat any of that. Gluten you see
>>215101575nonce
>>215101575
>>215101501>you wouldn't get 10% per yearhttps://investor.vanguard.com/investment-products/mutual-funds/profile/vtsax#overview
>>215101504update, the sausage rolls are peng the pork pies are shite, fucks sake
>>215101536good lad
>>215101610
feel bad for eartha kittimagine finding out your name is cockney rhyming slang for shitbut it turns out she's been dead 10+ years so in this i envy her
reckon you have to be slightly suicidal to drive a motorbike
>>215101456>>215101565Oh dear, I think I can hear her trying to sing along
>£750 apple watch>broken glasses framesNice priorities Mark
black men
>>215101683He's a bloody imbecile
>>215101679you ride a bike you cunt
>>215101610PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT INDICATIVE OF FUTURE RESULTS
>>215101651Scared of a little risk dtfic?
just found out it’s illegal to not be a homosexual in france
>>215101527i dont think i am
>>215101714most people don't want to put their life savings in a high risk investment
>>215101679rode a 125cc when i was in asia wearing shorts and flipflops and a shite helmetonly went probably 45-50mph max
how do you get a gf in the uk?im thinking of breaking up with the current gf but dont know if i can go back on the dating apps
I could get behind rorke wanting the immigrants out and all that but seeing utter state of these lower class mongs make me wonder why we should even protect them Kick out the immigrants that don't integrate to protect the British people who....piss and shit all over the streets, are overweight, constantly drunk and litter everywhere while eating greasy oven chips all day? Maybe not
I like Volvo
>>215101651>He who dares
low risk limited edition labubu sex arse investment
>>215101732Most people stay poor
>>215101752good brand that, until the bloody chinese ruined it
>>215101746Ideally we'd get rid of them n'all
>>215101752Good lad
had a dream where I was successful and everyone loved me
how's the weather
>>215101708Its not exactly lumping it all on the 4:30 at Kempton
>>215101792Then you woke up eh
Had a nightmare except it turned out to be real
>>215101752Same would buy an xc60 if i had the money
>>215101807>PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT INDICATIVE OF FUTURE RESULTS
First thing I'm doing with my inheritance is buying a detached house. I don't care if it's in the middle of nowhere or in some shitty mid-wales town. I'm never living in a terrace or in a working class town again.
Mark is now licking his watch
>>215101833wouldnt mind one of those EX30's myself
>>215101847is your thread down?
Got on it last night and woke up on my mates floor covered in my own pissJust wanted the floor to swallow me up
>>215101379sir elton has been home all week
>>215101845mad that you lot have the category of “detached house” instead of just “house”
yarvin and that welsh e-girl finna linked up
>>215101901He Looks like ..Mr Bean !!
>>215101901creepy fella
HERE WE GO BRISTOLHERE WE GO OH OH(please help us lads)
>>215101901mad that this nigga went from being some sperg only relevant on /lit/ to being the mastermind behind american fascism
>>215101683gwan lick that apple watch before it goes to cex
>>215101840
20 grand popped in the isa. gin and tonic in the glass. bighams in the oven. job done.
>>215101965what's his item count? what's yours?
Bit concerning how I can hear the lower class neighbours music for only the second time in 10 months. Makes me wonder if she never usually watches TV or anything and the lack of sound insulation has been this bad the whole time. But she's a lower class single mum. Of course she spends all day watching TV. Surely she just has the music on really loud for some reason.
horseberg’s hoof is a little rough lads, gave him the old duct-tape fix to straighten it out
>>215101964Do NOT like it at all that the internet has become frightfully relevant to real life.
>>215101974im loaded mate dont you worry about me
>>215101964I only saw him on tim dillons podcast and he recommended bowling alone
>>215101964i remember when he was just the nutjob behind urbit (basically the first ever crypto scam)
>>215102003the other horses will laugh at him
>>215102008>im loaded mate dont you worry about me
might clean the bathroom for a laugh
ate almost the entire bag of tesco tortilla chips8 servings my arsea full bag is too much though to be honestmight need to go lie down with a big bottle of water to deal with the salt
>>215102052corr bit of viakal on the taps
>>215102003Call the Farrier in ya cheap cunt
>>215101965Give it a good old lick!Why's his skin so yellow anyway
bristil
AYO DIS NIGGA USING /BRIT/>>215101988class
>>215102052>>215102079Is adulthood just working and domestic chores. Feels that way
>>215102096liver failure
>>215101965post the kebab clip
>>215101988>20 grand popped in the isa.what type?
>>215102121I wank a lot
>>215102132
How many times does she have to listen to the same song
>>215102147fish pie
>>215102152objectively hilarious clipfuck em
>>215102152want to kick his head in
>>215102152based
>>215102152Get this fucker replaced by a nice Indian family with strong family values and work ethic
>>215102147a poo seal for 2
CAM ON BRISTOL SCORE SUM GOALS
>>215102152the behaviour of a man that doesn't need to worry about money. seriously, where does he get it from?
>>215102081farrier would’ve recommended the same, not much that can be done other than to protect and wait
is binghams even nice
>>215102223the government
>>215102228very average
just back from my local tesco fuck me there must have been half of nigeria and bangladesh in thereholy fuck never seen it so badthey must have bussed a whole bundle of them into my town recently
the 'berg
>>215102270town be bussin' fr fr
>>215102270They look at white people with disdain. This is their country now
>>215102270unrecognisable in therelast time i went everyone was speaking a different language or if they were speaking english it was heavily accented bame english even the kids who must’ve been born here how does that even happen
just greenlit catberg
my aren't you looking moist this afternoon
What's your favourite seasidemark era? Mines got to be when he decided to become a DJ only to destroy all his vinyl after one guy on eBay ripped him off
Making the most of my weekendOh who am I kidding
>>215102270get them cursed
>>215102374When he converted to Islam
What does this mean for me, the tax payer?
>>215102347why do they look at us with disdain thoughis there no appreciation for the people who built the country they are living or at least for english culture historically being one of the greatest id feel jealous of white peoples looks at the very least
>>215102270>>215102347>>215102356Hate how they always float around looking utterly gormless with no awareness of their surroundings
rorke emphasizing racial unity among whites despite the fact that most whites are total normgroid goycattle slaves
I like the episode where Hal becomes a motivational speaker
Why didnt the government just let all the pensioners die during covid? Would have been an easy fix for the pension blackhole
>>215102405They don't understand any of that. It's beyond their comprehension. They are thick as pig shit
>>215102374when he was beefing with that other youtuber and he rang the police and told them he was going to kill him
rorke and leftypol existing in polarity
rorkes mgtow settlement in siberia succumbing to malthusian pressures
As long as you never earn a salary more than £2k per month you never have to pay your student loan
>>215102488scree
>>215101379rorke salivating at this
>>215102494humanities graduates finally getting a win
>>215102410I think in my head it’s because they’re mentally used to mud huds and shanty towns and are experiencing culture shock because I can’t imagine why it is only non whites who act like that. Even the posh jeeta when I was in school years ago would act like a 50iq retard in a shop.
Britain, Canada, and Australia now recognize the nation of Palestine!Check the news.
>>215102494minimum wage chads stay winning
*bangs large cymbal*BEGIN THE GRIM ALCOHOLIC TWAT TOIL!!!!!
>>215102539coming down with a flu otherwise i would be joining you
>>215102428The whole point of lockdown and all the rest of it was harm avoidance.
orke reminiscing about the time when garrosh was warchief
wonder how long I could go without leaving my flat starting from nowgot months worth of foodcould drag out the electricity on the meter for over a monthid want cigs and beer eventually but they're not essentialreckon the biggest problem would be not taking the bins out
this aggression will not stand
>Keir Starmer set to unveil digital ID schemeHe thought he could hide this under the Palestine anouncement
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/sep/21/unmasking-the-man-behind-toxic-gossip-website-tattle-lifegossip_guy status?
>>215102494don't have a student loan mefailed my engineering A levels, taught myself IT and do that instead
porke hopelessly schizoranting to the other pigs that the farmer is fattening them up for slaughter
>>215102624you can go ages without taking the bins out though. flush food waste down the toilet and bin smell won't be a problem
>>215102663So this is leftypol
>>215102646Thought this happened over summer why they reporting on it again?
>>215102637I was shouting this after I woke up from a massive sesh with the lads and found one of my eyebrows shaved offI can laugh about it now but I was beyond fuming at the time
persnickety
>>215102609>>215102665good posts
>>215102270Don’t forget people will get mad if they’re illegal but if they’re legal they’re just as British as you and you’re racist for mad about skin colour they’re British bigot.
Never meet anyone young called Sally or Donna anymore.
>>215102713met *
>>215102713i know numerous sallys out here in eastern oklahoma
>>215102733wrong
>>215102687I did the walk of shame with a cock markered on my forehead which I didn't know was there until an old guy walking his dog pointed it out
>>215102739no you don't idiot
rorke struggling with the civ5 tutorial
>>215102671I already do that for most food waste but it's a good ideabarring an emergency I think I could last over a month
>>215102646gossip_guy has been real quiet recently
>>215102777yes i do
>>215102739
>>215102733native english speakers tend to leave out words like "you" in the beginning of sentences
i want to fuck my computerbecause no one in the world knows me better
>>215102856weirdo
rorke asking leftypol "so what are we?" and "should we make this facebook official?"
Owls really are in a strange middle ground of being both equally cute and creepy
>>215102674leftypol would be one of them little gremlin monkeys dressed up in clothes
>>215102856that's deep
>>215102925that a cat
>>215102966no, this is a cat
>>215102856You should watch the film "Her"
What's wrong with a digital id?I honestly can't see an issue with this.- if you're against immigration numbers, this will help say who should or shouldn't be working for x company. - if you're against people taking the micky against the NHS, this will help. We are one of the few modern countries that doesn't have this implemented.And before anyone says "well all your info is on a database", talk me through what you think Google holds about you.Not to mention if the database is compromised, the point of a digital id is no one else can use that data anyway to pretend they're you....I don't see any issues other than "labour = dislike it"
>>215103015thats me done
>>215103053bootlicker
>>215102856Soon computers will come with a fuck-hole because people will have sex with AI
mummy made me blini :)
>>215103096Is your mum hot?
ninajirachi the last cis woman in hyperpop
>>215103053Surveillance and that, privacy violation and ting
wonder how long I could be dead before someone noticed if I tried to go as long as possible obviously I'd want to solve the problem of the smell schedule some generic texts and emails that don't invite replies but imply that I'm okaycancel whatever post might show upi think I could manage 6 months with planning and lucklong enough to get on the news
>>215103096>t.
>>215103123she'd get the 4 inch bwc anyday
>>215103096:)
>>215103096i thought you hated this site
Right well I've got the Uber Eats delivery started but I hope my neighbours don't show up when I receiving all the beer and that, and yes Rorke I'm supporting brown people all the shops close to me are closed alright???
>>215101575weak little runt
>>215103180traitor, haven't you seen all the england flag about?
>>215103180>all the shops close to me are closed hahaha must be shite living in England
didnt wear rubber gloves while cleaning the bathroom and now my hands smell of bleach
watching shoeonhead
>>215103207yep that's me
>>215103237this is the worst, and it dries your hands out so they get a bit sore
dr mike has diagnosed this thread as past bump limit !!
>>215103230I live in The Valleys
>>215103053>this will help say who should or shouldn't be working for x company.There's already plenty of ways to establish if someone has a right to work
>>215103268mummy told me to put moisturiser on them :)
>>215103053>And before anyone says "well all your info is on a database", talk me through what you think Google holds about you.This is also a problemI HATE NORMOIDS
why would you use bleach with no gloves
>>215103230What's that got to do with England?
can't imagine how grim life must be outside of the home counties
>>215103303Yeah just dont start playing with yourself after
>>215103363
>>215103413>>215103413>>215103413
>>215103377uh oh
>>215100898At first I thought his eyebrows are his mouth and he's upside down
