fit edition
poo smells lmao
on the rubicon black cherry
I have never, EVER touched a woman
Was thinking of Transforming in a small blue balloon and floating away, into the aether.
Better thread:>>215108047>>215108047>>215108047>>215108047
we got you rorke
>>215108103
Israeli shills indignant at joining the global majority vis à vis Palestine recognition
Now swallow
I'm tired, /brit/
>>215108151me when im crafting potions in a Witcher game
>>215107976PHWOAR
Just checked in to my hotel
>>215108192enjoyed this post
watched a gay porn last night for a laugh and the top kept going "oooh oooh oooh oooh" for fifteen minutes straight while sodomising a chinky twink
omds it fucking looms
>>215108231
drunk top outside going OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH
>>215108231ok
>>215108263poscr
top just floooh ooohver my house
watched a gay porn where the tranny was fucking a straight guy's throat and just before she came she said "get ready for mommy's milk" and the straight bloke swallowed it all
Drinking a big milk the smokin a marbie red
I'm not even gay. I genuinely just find gay porn quite entertaining
why dont they stop having children then
just got back from charlie kirk's funeral service
Not a junkie, just enjoy injecting heroin in my arm for the social aspect
>>215108380
Real
About time
>>215108398Did they have sausage rolls at the do after?
The Gaza Strip
>>215108413love these delicious little niggers
>>215108413Get the big bag from costco me
>>215108380you think sex would be the last thing on people's mind if they're being shot, starved, and genocided. perhaps its all hamas lies after all
that's the alarm set for 6am
got my alarm set to medium
>>215108500me when ive set my alarm for 6am
what did morrissey say about gaza?
>>215108472you've got autism haven't you
>>215108472well it's a means of comfort
>>215108500oh just reminded me to turn mine off, day off tomorrow for me you see
lads she has eyes like diamonds they sparkle when she smiles
unemployed for 2.5 years personally so don't need an alarm
>>215108530Ok I will eat it !!
got a bit of gardening done today
>>215108380Catastrophic Birth Outcome? I played bass with them in the late 80s
When does are Donald get on the stage. Will he mention are Jesus?
>>215108549what do you do for money?
>>215108380So you think they should stop having kids just because Israel wants them to stop having kids? Meanwhile Israelis get to have kids? Is that your view?
>>215108540>>215108542you think someone on the brink of starving to death has the energy to shag?
>>215108553alright percy
>>215108533
Shouldn’t have put this movie on I won’t sleep tonight
>21st september
>>215108578die
>>215108611I could fast for 40 days and 40 nights and still shag
>>215108604Whatever you want, baby x
>>215108620he's not wrong
my NEETdom record is 2 years and 7 months
>>215108605no just stop having kids while they are starving and under siege and being bombarded every day maybe wait until things have calmed down a bit
>>215108620he is such a contrarian i love it
>>215108631um
>>215108656Light work. Been a neet since 16 and am 24 now
>>215108661they probably get raped 24/7.
listening to music
>>215108661When is it going to calm down then? When is Israel going to stop murdering civilians? If nothing is done, Israel will keep killing Gazans until there are no Gazans left.
>>215108699me too friend
well alice it seems we've both got autism haven't we
Trying to quit smoking fags and got a vape. These things are so grim, tastes like shite
>>215108740>vapeYou have to be 18 to post here
>>215108740something pretty gay about getting addicted to putting cylindrical objects in your gob
might order a kfc in
>>215108740Have you tried just not smoking or vaping and not being a little drama queen about the whole thing?
>>215108774ae?
>>215108740just warning you that eventually you'll be taking up smoking fags as a way to quit vaping
sucking a decaf coffee and baileys
>>215108740instead of smoking fags once every 30 mins you'll be chonging away on vapes every 5 minutes
>>215108709the deal has been release the hostages and war will stophamas won't do it
>>215108782Well I've smoked fags since I was 16. Bit tough just to completely stop all of a sudden
would take up smoking for a year just to quit cold turkey and prove how easy it is, but i don't want the negative effects of smoking daily for a year so i will just not start
>>215108740vaping is more addictive than smoking just get on patches you'll get over the oral fixation quicker than you think
>>215108831ktim
Tearing up. I'm a big softie
>>215108837Said the drama queen
>>215108835Why should Palestinian civilians pay for the actions of Hamas? Hamas seized power in Gaza, they don't have elections anymore, so you can't just say "well Palestinian civilians voted for Hamas so Palestinian civilians deserve to die"
>>215108880hey tobes x
You know you should be eating more salmon
>>215108880me when i find a site that ignores the online safety act
Any big softies in
>>215108837I smoked since was 14 to 25 and then just quit cold turkey. It’s not hard you’re just a faggot
just seen two fluttershys on 4chan brit
>>215108914nm, u?
>>215108922bet that's Jia Lissa
>>215108892you may as well ask why do any civilians in any war get killed. its not exclusive to this conflict.
>>215108942never mind it's some gormless mingmong
>>215108892furthermore half the population was born after the last election
>>215108931minimod
if it's a genocide why is the population of gaza still increasing
>>215108949usually civilians aren't 99% of causalities
Much preferred it when it was Britain murdering kids in Iraq. They never bothered showing it on telly so it may as well have never happened.
>>215108892ask hamas?
>>215109009lots of israeli soldiers are immigrating
>>215108949israels own numbers put the civilian death rate at over 80%
>>215109049Toby!!!!! Naughty boy
right that's a Pokemon with a cock and balls
Fuck off back to pol you shower of boring cunts. Where’s sacked tranny when you need him? I’d take emmayank at this point
>>215109049buddy...
bruh tornado. umchicken enclosure. etc. etc.
do police just really get to drive around all day waiting for a crime to happen. What if no crime happens?
How has your Sunday been?I’ve been working on a lesson plan for my Latin class tomorrow morning
>>215109049
>>215109058yeh but Hamas tactics make it really hard to avoid civilian casualties.
right well that's an umbreon with it's cock and balls out
>>215108094Go and hug your mum you ungrateful bastard!
>>215109085they hop on social media and ctrl f the n word
>>215109094had breakfast with my gf, then we went for a small walk, then i went to toil (hospitality)
noseberg is all scabbed up :(
>>215109037What’s with the ace of spades things on women’s fashion? Great looking girl I knew at work had a tattoo on her ankle. Is it like the playboy bunny?
>>215109119Stop doxxing are Sacked Tranny
Yea that's clogwog posting terrible stuff isnt it
>>215109094
>>215109102
Tobes I live near you. We could be bf's. Think about it
lads, if it's sunday morning, and someone says 'thursday next week' in a text, are they talking about this thursday or the thursday the week after?
>>215109094AI nonsense
so are Jews white or not I can’t find a definitive answer
>>215109243Toby (peter poster) is from London
your deliveroo is here
>>215109256obviously the thursday coming but why wouldn't you just ask for clarification you utter spastic
This Thursday coming, Monday is next week unless youre a gypsy
>>215109270He's from Glasgow
>>215109256next thursday
>>215109256week after
>>215109296that's a different poster
>>215109256Sunday is part of the weekEND. Monday (tomorrow) will be next week.
>>215109211>>215109220>>215109258I can’t draw and chat gpt has been useless when I asked it to add a scarf desu
Rorke...?
>>215109314um
so on a sunday 'this thursday' and 'next thursday' mean the same thing?
clogwog is so based
>>215109362short answer, yes with an if. Long answer, no with a but
>>215109212Anyone who runs is HamasAnyone who doesn't run is well-disciplined Hamas
>>215109362This Thursday is in the past. As in, yes I saw him this Thursday, he was sucking off a boat man.
>>215109330Bro stop you’re making me wanna have a wank
daddy's trying to kill me?
>>215109332so it's acceptable to give children incorrect and misleading learning materials? because you couldn't be arsed to even look for a proper image online?
Follow me on Truth Social lads
>>215109424Ok.
Makes me sad to see that poor people are so jealous of rich people
>>215109362You shouldn't use "this Thursday " at all in that context.
>>215109362no this thursday is obviously the first thursday to arrive and next thursday is the second thursday
>>215109411utter fucking bollocks no one has ever said this thursday and referred to the most recent thursday in the past
>>215109346why is AI always so yellow now
I love the antiques roadshow.My nan worked for a rich family at this big house as a kitchen skivvy and they loved her so much that when she retired they gave her their entire collection of faberge eggs.
>>215109433didn't even know you could post on thatthought it was just for trump schizo posts
Lads it’s fucking freezing
I am a sad lonely CHUD
>>215109438remember when homer was rolling down a hill in a car and he jumped out but then bounced back in again hahha
>AI2U: With you Til the End is a first-person escape room with AI Powered NPCs. The player can interact, solve puzzles, and explore the environment around them as they try to escape from their new AI companion's desires to keep them all to themselves. AI2U is a direct successor to Yandere AI Girlfriend Simulator.
>>215109429The fuck do I care? I’ll be drinking by lunchtime
My old secondary schoolWorst 7 years of my lifeImagine this on an overcast day on a Monday morningDeary me
smarmy git
>>215109495drinking posca i hope
im thinking of breaking up with the gf as i dont see much of a future together but im scared of being alone again and going into the winter months of the uk i fear im going to get terribly depressed.
>>215109452would say this Thursday past or this Thursday just gone can see how someone would shorten it
This is what they took from you
>>215109448wrong
>>215109495fuck youcunt
The new gaff
might call it in
>>215109515Falernian wine
right well the message i received this morning from the decorator i've hired said he can do NEXT thursday and on interrogation of dates it turned out he meant thursday this week i.e. the 25th which seemed mental to me
might order a baked ziti
melty incoming
>>215109549Cope - are you paying tens of thousands in school fees for your child’s education?
>>215109573Its not this week though is it its next week which starts tomorrow
I asked him to stop and he did
>>215109573>dealing with tradiesUnlucky mate
remember the "it's okay to be white" meme? that was a corker. would be a laugh if they did that one again.
cant believe its only 8:15solid 3 or so hours of drinking still ahead ngl
do the harlem shake
remindin' me of love, that it's all connected
>>215109519i'll take her off your hands lad
>>215109606not going to go painting my own house am i lad i'm a busy man
>>215109530why's he got so many phones?
australians arent awake yet
who is melting down this time?
>>215109611Same. I unironically work better with a slight hangover anyway
Don't really believe in Australia
>The previous week Last Thursday>It's Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday This Thursday>It's ThursdayToday >It's Friday, Saturday or SundayOn Thursday>Referring to the Thursday of the upcoming weekNext Thursday Simple as
Dunno what the big deal is, have you seen the place on telly? It’s a right fucking state indeed.
>>215109499You cant suffer in Great Britain
>>215109649mousey got banned so he'll be back with a vengeance
>>215109651bossberg is off so i'll be doing fuck allmight even treat myself to a hangover wank in the mong toilet
>>215109633she did this one live and the band kept playing the instrumental while she went backstage and got changed :>
>>215109499>7 yearswere you held back a year?
I am poo.
>>215109583sixth form was there tooY7-11 + 2 years of Sixth Form = 7 years
>>215109686in greggs?
just want to buy a bit of land and live on it in a shed, can't, woke won't allow it
>>215109702What the FUCK has this got to do with the boss’s ziti?
>>215109716it was in the o2 academy bristol im going back there next week
>>215109702Ah, I see
carly rae jepsen once pointed to me while singing a song. i'm not gay. just needed to say that because it was mostly gays at the concert, but im not gay. i'm straight.
>>215109750to see something naff I imagine
Got some homebake frozen Gregg's sausage rollsthey're good actually, no bit of paper to eat them with tho :/
Giz a retruth
>>215108949Maybe Israel should stop bombing Gaza then if civilian deaths are an inevitable consequence.
>>215109790i was the only straight bloke there when i saw her
>>215109790>>215109810alri gayboys
>>215109804maybe hamas should release the hostages and immediately end the war
>>215109790youre gay>>215109810youre gay
this post contains a call to invasion ("raid")
>Isnt gay>Does gay thingsA real head scratcher this one
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22only%20straight%20bloke%20there%22
was at the local gaybar getting bummed, I was the only straight one there
>>215109796and the sauce on these?
>>215109848im not gay. i already told you i'm straight. im not gay. i would've shagged her rotten.>>215109871i have sex with women. i just like girly pop songs. emotions is a banger album. emotion side b is a banger album. dedicated is a banger album. dedicated side b is a banger album. the loneliest time was okay.
on sunday next thurdsay, this thursday, and on sunday, all refer to the same thursday. on monday however next thursday refers to the thursday after the week you are currently in.
I don't want to toil tomorrow
Yea im thinking truth gem
覚えていますか?目と目があった時を 覚えていますか?手と手が触れ合った時それは初めての愛の旅立ちでしたi love you so
>>215109912the loneliest time and the loveliest time are better than both dedicateds - by a lot
Would actually like to go to a gay bar once just to stroke my ego
>>215109912Wahey bender!!
need a yandere gf in real life
LIVING ON A THIN LINE (Living on a thin line) Ooooohhhhh
struggling to find my place in the world as a young man
>>215109951they're really not.>>215109961noooo im straight im straight
>>215109921yeah?
>>215109952low hanging fruit
>>215109976yes they are hun
>>215109912name on deegs
>>215109952You'd still be ignored.
>>215109952wouldnt be able to have a drink from any of the glasses desu
beer and chocolate on a sunday always have it on a sunday
>>215109990yeah not rising to it
>>215109969big tune
Thank you Bibi
>>215109991dont talk to me again gaybo>>215109993diego is a retarded cunt that doesnt even understand the holy trinity. do not ever compare me to him again.
experiencing love for the first time, now i realise why food looking men are always borderline retardedcannot even focus enough to read a book
went to a lesbian bar with no fire exit and i was the only straight bloke there
>>215109990HOT! Tell me more.
>>215110005why are you going around drinking from peoples glasses?
umm x
any food looking men in?
>>215109990>>215110008I willOooooh, chance would be a fine thing ;)
I need a yandere gf
>>215109990the fella at the gay bar when i dropped my keks and he saw my huge saggy ballsack
>>215110049I look like a potato
>>215110027why would you go to a lesbian bar?
>>215110006Alri Raymond (from the hit movie Rain Man)
>>215110049
>>215110034i wouldnt be but people still get cold sores in normal restaurants/pubs from improperly washed glasses except in a gay bar it's gonna be aids or monkey pox
>>215109990gay fella when he hangs himself from a small tree
>>215110026>food looking menhaha we talking about 190? haha big fat cunt he is
>>215110076Read that in his voice and chuckled a bit. Good lad.
>>215110080SCAREEAMING!
>>215109454saw a theory that it's because the datasets have a glut of amateur and professional photography images, which tend towards soft, yellow "natural" lighting
I wanna be your guardian angelI wanna be your last call, babeThe world could be burning downBut I'll keep safe in my armsOoh, baby
>>215109454saw a theory its cuz i pissed in the ai machine
only 2 circles on my gaydar tonight... effin gaydar contract, shite
>>215110149Ugly people, great, just what I was hoping to see.
>>215110049ashamedly yes
>>215109499if you hated it so much why did you go to the sixth form
am i sacked? i bet i'm sacked
Sir Worzel Bummadge
>>215109845See: >>215108892
>>215110185because my m8s did
>>215110152This couple yelled at me once when I wouldn't help them with their bus fare
if you tell the minimod rpeort announcer ITT to fuck off, BLACK*D porn starts appearing in the thread
Watching the Harry Hill Movie with my dad
>>215110240Settle down you lunatic
>>215110240fuck off
minimod rpeort announcer Fuck off
I need a gf to lock me in a room and gaslight me
Watching a Harry Hoofter film with your Dad
>>215110116it's because they overfit it to that gay old comic styleeveryone uses the same dataset but other models don't have the same issue
>>215110309yes! I Mean like this!
>>215110302it makes everything yellow not just comics
Alri
>>215110347Bet you’re yellow
>>215110262sounds crazy and madcap
>>215110361>>215110361>>215110361New
making a new country lads. anyone want in?
>>215110347yes that's what overfitting does
>>215110221>has mates >claimed he suffered Lmao normies need to fuck off
>>215110390only if there are fit women and 0 wogs
>>215110390Can I come?
>>215110302>everyone uses the same dataset but other models don't have the same issueyeah they dothey also tend towards brown people
>>215110449>>215110449>>215110449
uh oh melty
>>215110414my mates are bringing their wives who might bring their single friends.>>215110428yeah we don't discriminate in /brit/opia
Two early news is it?
Just going to wait here a bit and see what happens
>>215110451no they don't, it's only chatgptpic related is gemini prompted with 'a comic' and nothing elsenot at all yellow
