early night edish
THIS is the thread, not that shite Canadian thread
life is always shit it just depends on how you look at it
heatherhomo meltdown :(
sleeping in a tent
little downy fupa
shoot keir starmer in the head
>>215112469it means youre in love :)
Who is Heathermong
run david lammy over with a truck
just had my bank accounts closed, nhs access revoked, and council tax discount removed all because i posted online that i thought there was too many immigrants here nowadays
Time for bed.
https://voca.ro/19SQuqsU6Ajz
throw angela rayner into a wood chipper
kfc is ordered already had dinner too lol
>>215112562within 1 nanosecond of this playing my root chakra opened and made me bi
one more fag before bed
>>215112584might have to tell the old GCHQ about this one
is there any point going to the doctor if all they will probably say is don't drink alcohol and stop smoking?
Wish I was a crippled retardEasily get like £4-5k tax free every month in benefits
Lovely paki girls sub edish
strap kemi badenoch to the hull of a fishing vessel
>>215112589my work is complete
do you reckon geowizard ever /brit/ posts?
Reckon you could get some lads into trouble for the things they post here
>>215112626tesco has a dating app?
>>215112626>tescoomdzzz
I have hidden all posts with images
beat elton john with a hammer
>>215112638He posts his new videos all the time
>>215112626>fucking unc mongs will actually fall for this
>>215112626recruiting people into Islam
of course rorke is on tesco mobile ffs
>>215112665on /brit/?
>>215112687yeah on /brit/
set a pack of hounds onto your local imam
>>215112699geowizard?
>>215112713on /brit/?
set off a barrage of fireworks inside heathrow airport
>>215112722yeah
>>215112722tom geowizard?
mental that guy from the walking dead is actually English would of never knownn
beardmeatsfood's videos never been the same ever since he started bringing his gay film crew everywhere like he's some celebrity
Tell me all the brit gimmicks now
throw a bag of dog poo at the king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDbhY-NSXGc
thomas "geo" wizard ama tomorrow on the /brit/
>>215112754alri tom geowizard?cool new vid mate
swing a garden rake at rachel reeves face and neck
>>215112764I'll be thinking up some good questions during tomorrow's morning poo
HAVE TO GET ITGET IT RIGHT ITS WHAT I NEED
pelt ed davey with golf balls
there should be a character that only posts on mondays so that we can enjoy his posts and then look forward to diego's at the end of the week x
fuck me this is actually my life for the next 50 years. Sit on my sofa eating microwave dinner watching some shite I do not care about and then going to bed alone in an empty house
>>215112751prefer not to say
2 melton mowbray pies and a packet of red leicester mini cheddars down the hatch
>>215112822ktim but I live in a shed
>>215112822hope it's a Binghams at least
choke liz truss with a rolled up newspaper like in the film alien
>>215112818he'd love that
>>215112784this post has been traced to your digital idyour court date for charges of a non-crime hate incident will be emailed to you
>>215112832corr
>>215112821maybe we can get tom geowizard in for mondaysjust for a bit because he's a busy man with his youtube and everything else
hold a lighter flame to piers morgans eyeballs
>>215112875he's in this very thread mate
ronnie pickering 10 years old today
>>215112830At least give me a qrd on this 'Heathermong' I've been hearing about, big fan of terminally-online permavirgins
>>215112889so he was just born when that video came out? mad
Scottish people too lazy to learn their own actual language so they just do that stupid over the top fucking gay accent pathetic
pantera's floods is such a good song up to 3:04 when it turns to shit then again it's phenomenal for the solo then it turns to shit again. very common problem for metal bands after metallicas first 3 albums most of what they put out sounds like arse. anything heavier than slayer's angel of death literally just sounds like shit and totally cringey
>>215112887on /brit/?
put jeremy corbyn into a camel clutch
>>215112912yeah
>>215112822ktim but i'm also naked and steaming
>>215112908I can't help it for fuck sake
Tim the malingering schizo.
>>215112909thoughts on sleep token?
>>215112935not KTIM!
If Digital ID goes through, then it's game over. It will be the last choice you ever make. Once a Digital ID and CBDC system is in place, the government can literally unperson you at will. It essentially completely kills dissent.Unless something drastic happens, in five years there will a Digital ID + CBDC system across the West. That is a system of slavery worse than 1984 + Brave New World + The Iron Heel combined.Say something racist? Bank account frozen.Buy something the government doesn't like? Instantly arrested.Criticise Israel? Arrested.Refuse to be conscripted? Bank account frozen, arrested, sent to a concentration camp.Want to use the internet? Show your ID.Oppose immigration? Not allowed to visit a pub.Literally everything tracked. They could even put an expiration date on your money.You have to be prepared to go to prison or be executed, otherwise you'll accept eternal slavery. We live in absolute fucking hell. The hell imposed on us since 1945 can only be cured by a new Hitler.Perhaps the only honourable thing is to die like a man.
>>215112935is it even possible to get better when you're in his state
drill holes into wes streetings hands
>>215112909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVmaqj668Fk&list=RDeVmaqj668Fk&start_radio=1Slayer are better than Pantera
>>215112925bit mentalI wonder if we have any other celebs? morrissey maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwljUm6Z-Ugthis england has goneit doesnt exist anymore
>>215112966another night spent posting the same doomer shite is it lad?
necking a pint of the good stuff
suppose i better go to bed then. goodnight cunts
>>215112982no more working class runts? marvelous!
>>215112988sounds like the missus
force nigel farage to drink a pint of concrete
faggots are made up of the outer liver skin, hearts, lungs,
>>215113002night mate x
>>215112988poor packaging thislooks like a pie at first glance
>>215113002no need to call us that im really upset now x
>>215113002never call me that word again mateanyway good night
>>215112988i spread your mums beef
stab david cameron with a bradawl
ride me beefy
listening to this
Need to lick Emma Watson’s anus.
>>215113002gn
>>215112988so this is the Charlie Binghams I've heard so much about
cant park there mate xD
>>215113065kino
turn jess phillips into a ready meal
>>215112988beef spread
>>215113084Binghams !!
>>215112822Get the poo seal down yer lad
feasting on sorrel soup
>>215113087ohh matron
empty a fire extinguisher up diane abbots arse
bradley chinghams big beef ready spread
>>215113134she's so fucking peng
>>215113119getting boring now
yhe bingble
>>215112988WARNING: This is NOT a Charlie Bigham's product DO NOT be FOOLED.
>>215113158written by charlie himself
>>215113097scr
been 11 days since kirk got whacked by mossadCan’t believe he’s gone RIP angel
>>215113134fuckin SEX
>getting boring now
>>215112751Codyposting is my favourite
Tom Kitchin mogs Charlie Bingham
>>215113167it's charlie bingham's mate
>>215113134corr team rocket blast off my spunk at the speed of light
capture ash ketchum inside a master ball
>>215113187Crazy how yanks are trying to revere him as the second Jesus or something
got called a nonce for saying team Rocket grunts were fuckable
aff tae bed
>>215113233No they don't, the next day Trump couldn't even be bothered to pretend he gives he shit he just wanted to talk about his new ball room he's having built
anyone got the webm of chang booting the old woman then doing a runner?
>>215113207And while the names sound SIMILAR they are not the SAME. Do NOT be FOOLED by this charlatan trying to FRAUDULENTLY capture GOODWILL from the Charlie Bigham's NAME.
charlie's... bingham
Nick Griffin is getting involved in politics again ladsThis could be yuge
im going to bed after a cigarette too, as I have stummy hurt
early one for me tonite xwe gaan be good for tomozza x
>>215113258
>>215113279do they have her chatting about palestine in the most recent simpsons
>>215113258x
Bedfordshire x
>>215113187Bingham got got?
>>215112975this is alright but nothing exceptional. metal just got into a wankfest after a certain point and seems to have degenerated into a competition over who can create the most shite music with the worst most incomprehensible gutteral vocals and the fastest masturbatory arpeggios as solos. it's like that rotten maggot cheese from france you have to be a cheese connossieur to like it
>>215113282dont you might do poo poos
>>215113292what is there tomorrow if not shitting up the thread again
>>215113284Need her to fart in my face.
will you all be on tomorrow x
Got the anal cunt on
>>215113232Thats mental. Bloody kids these days.
>>215113302I guess. Do you like Gojira? Even though they're environmentalist fags
*actually pops 1hr incense like a b0ss*
garn beddingtons see yous in the morning then yeah? x
>>215113314job application toil de lodevery day we above ground is a great day x
>>215113279Chuck’s Sneedham
>>215113261Just seen 80,000 of them fill a stadium and all doing their weird evangelical praying for him on bbc news
>>215113361Is he still alive?
>>215112935mad when he used to post his spunking cock for all to see
night night lads
>>215113284its not fair that she is so pretty and ill never have sex with her
>>215113413why is that not fair
made a stupid comment on a tiktok and it's at 19000 likes, and here i get nary a (you)you lot don't appreciate me
>>215113383no idea
penguinz0 said 20m tiktok views is like $1K (3 years ago)
>>215113284>>215113413her face is weird
>>215113442ok
Just remember, it can ALWAYS get worse.
went a bit feral when i first went to uni and had an intervention from student services asking me to avoid attending tutorials in person until my hygiene improvedsimilar complaints from my halls-mates
>>215113232i used to go to some rough mosh pits as a lad but this is just punching people isn't it
I am poo.
>>215113232what the hell is wrong with zoomers
>>215113232I'f some chink did that to me I'd George Floyd him
Might get one of those african pig rats for fun
Might get one of those african pig rats for bum fun
bloody cold out tonight lads
>>215113232i just know the band is ass as well. can tell just from the drummer
You have around 10 years left to save your bloodline from eternal slavery and you lack motivation?You are born to loseAll of your ancestors who fought sabre tooth tigers should’ve just laid down and died because they fought their best all for you to be born so you can wank to porn hub during the last few years where you actually stand a chance to save your surname from eternal serfdom
>>215113355my opinion is meaningless take nothing from it. i think this follows a trend like art in general. after the old masters painted things which such realism the public couldn't believe it where was there to go from there? abstractionism and expressionism. keep boiling things down. this is where metal went where it ended up you call your band raped cannibal child corpse and have an illegible logo and sing in full guttural screams and nothing actually sounds good and you have to have 30 years of listening to everything that came before it to appreciate it
>>215113526>he posts, on 4chan
>>215113531okay mate but a yes or no would have sufficed
>>215113467
>>215113553I’m rich you’re not. Do something about it
/brit/'s a bit boring tonight t.b.h
>>215113558LINDVMHVME
>>215113558Racist photo
On 27 September, Locomotion number 1 carried wagons of coal and between 450 and 600 passengers from Shildon to Stockton. What are you doing to celebrate the 200th anniversary on Saturday?
:-]
>>215113588always is on a sunday night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9aJQHJq4nc
>>215113261>No they don'tThey do though. The reason Trump acted like that is because he's senile. But the rest of his movement wants to revere Kirk like the second Jesus.
>>215113562i was listening to gojira while typing that and nah theyre shit no wonder they played at the gayest olympic opening ceremony in history last year
Hi lads
>>215113588brit boring, if you will
>>215113623I like their older stuff
>>215113602Sorry, should have said 27 September 1825
>>215113602blowing my head smoove off
>>215113606What's the flower?
>>215113618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh6liYUAOYQ&list=RDnh6liYUAOYQ&start_radio=1Here's a good Canadian black metal band
>>215113665You considered living instead?
babel chiporbible chaporcry blip
might become a christian for a laugh
>>215113698nah i'll survive it's all good
>>215113672looks like a hibiscus, although AI can't get the number of petals right
my belly is full and I feel sick
>>215113687Total Aryan Victory is inevitable.
>>215113705Alri Cornelius
girl who i used to fancy has a big arse now she has been growing it in the gym
okie dokieit's time for some video gamings
>>215113743You think she watered it?
>>215113743corr
um im umturtle
Feel bad for my other half. Literally got no interest in sex. Tight foreskin so it's pretty unpleasant anyway and with a load of lube I can't go fast enough to get off because of a lifetime of wanking.The thought of oral sex makes me gag, matter of fact, fannies and them getting moist in general just feels pretty grim to me.Much happier just wanking off on my own
>>215113760yes and it has blossomed into a beautiful rose
protect your lonely little faggot brain
>>215113772buy her a dildo or something at least
rorke opening wsimg links
>>215113772I'll shag her if you won't
I'm Narutum
im an incel...
I need to become disciplined
Might go to this
>>215113672the one in the foreground and on the glass appears to be a cross between a plumeria and a hibiscus which is funny because the only flowers in the prompt were honeysuckle and gardenia
fellas im 21 in november and never had friends, went out with friends, dated etc just grew up sheltered in my room. still have hopes of maybe enjoying being young still but is it too late? sister is 23 and her and her friends are already moving on in life
>>215113772Would you be ok with her shagging other men? Like not to humiliate you or as a fetish, just in a don’t really care way?
>>215113797no you dont ahaeverything you want is easy
>>215113827Never too late. Never lose faith. Never stop fighting.
>>215113827yeah theres still hope for a little bit
>>215113827you've got your whole 20s ahead of you wee man. gain a clue before it's too late. I'm 28 and fucked it all up royally
>>215113827Ask your sister to introduce you to someone She probably wants you to be less of a virgin freak.too x
>>215113827Of course you do I’m 25 and remember posting something similar 6 years ago. I know you won’t but get off this website I’m serious
arsed up my arse
playing that new metal gear
>>215113844You have no idea mate
>>215113845>>215113849>>215113850>>215113854>>215113854>>215113858thanks just a bit sad i missed out on my teen years and my first year of being 20 because of autism and retardation
>>215113827even add 5 years to that and you still have lots of time m8the younger you make changes the more chance you have
Girlfriend went for a wee and did a massive fart
>>215113827not at all, just remember once you get out not to fall back into it.
wood seal
WTF was she wearing?
>>215113876!!
having an umgasm
im 29 and it's over so actually fuck off fuck off fuck off
>>215113891ummy
>>215113886You don’t have autism
>>215113912This but 39
>>215113886Don't worry.
do they make pocket-sized rorkes you can carry around
>>215113921yeah i do i was diagnosed when i was 8 and had to write in a special book about my feelings so i didnt chimp out in class
they're tonguing my anus
if you push your willy in towards your body it will do the willy dance
>>215113891My mum does this every time. The bathroom is right next to my bedroom so I always hear
Calling balding 30-something middle aged men “Umchickens” on 4chan and giggling to myself in my Asda George pyjamas that my mum bought me a few years ago x
>>215113953Ok maybe you do still don’t let it define you. Are you in uni
10/10 would shag and eat her poo.
Winter will be here soon. My clothes are all thick wool jumpers, tweed and long double breasted overcoats, but our winters are so mild and everywhere is heated so much that it all seems like overkill
4chan went to shit when people could start making those posts and actually getting life advice over the internet from anons
>>215113961grim freak
>>215113905She wearin the "no mr bond I expect you to die" ah fit :skull:
>>215114001we need to stick together, the lads on /brit/
>>215114001Time was every reply would be OP is a faggotAn heroDo a barrel roll
>>215113905erm did she rob a bank
>>215114001How old are you
>>215113980no couldnt be bothered but i have a good job think im getting fired because im not good at it though
>>215114042too old
On 27 September, Locomotion number 1 carried wagons of poo and between 450 and 600 pieces of shite from Shitdon to Poopton.
>>215114054That’s what I thought. Go look after your wife and kids… oh wait…
calling my da an umcarrot
>>215114074ow :(
We choose to go to the moon
>>215113905
>>215114095umpanzee
>>215113905where in the world is carmen sandiego?
>>215114043How do you have a good job as an autistic 20 year old without going to uni
>>215114115rorkes Google search history
>>215114092DoneU
>>215114115dont know mum sent it to me on indeed and i got through. gcse grades weren’t even good either highest was 7 and lowest 4
>>215114097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esMCLZgA9x4&list=RDesMCLZgA9x4&start_radio=1
me bum insides stink of vinegar
The Rorke Society
Tummy hurts
mr gorbachev tear down this wall
>>215114095toil on the morrow ladwipe that smile off your face sunshine
>>215114141What type of job is it
>>215114115That’s just it. Having a degree doesn’t give you a good job either. You’ll just save the money
>>215114204just data input
>>215114137scr
Finding it mad how death is inescapable and there will come a day where I am dead
>>215114097chinkies will get there next mateyour time has come and gone
right time for a nice oily wank
>>215114115Family connections
>>215114207It doesn’t give you a good job. But essentially every good job online requires a degree to even get your CV looked at
>>215110449New>>>/gif/29489339>>>/gif/29489339>>>/gif/29489339
big isn't it
need my dick sucked not to suck dick
>>215114245wow that's quite the schlongand where the fuck is Guaeloupe??
>>215114223wouldn't it be more mad to live forever
surely it's pumped
ich bin ein berliner
>>215114223Prefer not to think about it
>>215113905national american cultural attire
>>215113522for me its the palestine and fag flags
>>215113232these are the people who use the word "flagshagger"
Berlin clubbing for September weekend. It will be lush
I should have been a doctor. A surgeon probably.
>>215114379sounds grim to be honest
>>215114379bent
isn't it mental how almost every arab country has some combination of black white and green with a triangle on the side for a flag
>>215114401>>215114403Not going to a gay club
>>215114406yeah slavs dont do anything like that mr red white and blue horizontal stripes
>>215114421
>>215114416Yes you are.
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>>215114416any club with you present becomes a gay club
>>215114446Done him
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