CHADlennials edition
Rorke having some big and very intense feelings about Glinner
rorke having a big ferrari
rorke hates boomer
Rorke on the ropes
https://x.com/mufcwonitall2/status/1969761293726019712?s=46
wish i had something going on in my life
>>215124586milennials always yap about how “bad” the media and older gens treat them but gen z get it at least twice as bad and we are just chill with it and never mention it lol
>>215124658looks horrible being working class
In an uber to a party and this stupid brown cunt cannot drive to save his (not least my) life
>>215124658Baldy just annoyed that's his results on day 400
more like soylennials
toned japanese women
>>215124699TFW mildly too old to pass as a member of the zoomerwaffen
Zoomers look so odd. The most dysgenic looking generation by far.
>>215124677Baldcells... why are we like diss
>>215124726Microplastics doing a number on them
>>215124679Because millenials are left wing in general and play professional victimZoomers are right wing in general and don't have this weakness
>>215124726That’s just Americans
>>215124733>>215124733
CHADlennials >Le bron>Michael Phelps >Messi>Christiano Ronaldo >Beyonce>Taylor swift >Usain Bolt>Mark Zuckerberg >Sam AltmanZoomers >ishowspeed kek
>>215124745Why
>>215124747Notice none of these are indogs
arse-feeding if you're gay or bent arse-feeding is feeding your gay bf poo from your arse
>>215124747>Sam AltmanStop posting
>>215124686Who's throwing a party on a Monday?
>>215124764And none of them are monkeyzillian
>>215124726Right looks tall. Only trait that matters is height.
spainlard and 190 rp'ing with each other on their vpns. bit sad
>>215124783Neymar won doebeitPele won (rip) he is winning in heavenConsider to check :>>>/sp/catalog
>>215124747>>Sam Altmanleftypols name after transitioning
>>215124785Do you think he'd be very popular with girls? He looks like a straight shooter I'll give him that.
haven’t shaved my dick this whole year it’s got an Afro now
>>215124776he's epitome of what /pol/ hates. jew and gay
>>215124802Notice i didn't list neymar and btw he cried during 7-0
>>215124804No. Literally no girls care about this freak, when Luigi mugshot came out the women online went crazy, and they are still going crazy today turning up to his court hearings
>>215124726something in america is modifying peoples genesamericans just look different even if they have normal white parents
>Brazil : 212 million population>5 world champions won>Indognesia : 284 million population>0 world champions wonGEG
zoomer slangs>sybauCHADlennial slangs>stfu
>>215124804No, he has an autistic looking face. Neeky build, and shit hair. That's why he was shagging a tranny furfag
>>215124832I was trying to bait u arse.
>>215124849sybau i’ll cave your fucking head in you rapeable little brown chink
>Brazil : 212 million population>1 mount'd>Indognesia : 284 million population>0 mount'dGEG
spaki on an indonesian vpn i see i'll pop that in the filter then i suppose
>>215124874lel
why did you niggas choose brit to argue about your countries
>>215124881close but incorrect. 190 uses the indo vpn.spaki is the huezilian
>>215124679we're called soylennials for a reason
>>215124874The left has made a BIG mistake… You have NO idea what you’ve just unleashed… any day now… someone other than me’s gonna kill you all… just you wait…
>>215124896spaki is always posting about millenials being chads or whatever
>>215124747Gen X has Carl Benjamin, intellectual behomoth and Dravidian warrior
>>215124874schoolshooting
>>215124910he'll say whatever it takes to get a reaction from people
>>215124908screm
>>215124778My mates and I are all bartenders and we work weekends
gives me the big fear whenever i remember brit isnt just early 20s dickheads messing around like me and there’s an actual sizeable population of 30-40 year olds who still post here for some reason
it's been over a week lads kirk is old newstime to move on
>>215124946why are you wasting the best years of your life here?
>>215124946>wasting your best years here. m8...
>>215124917Boomers invented macdonald Gen Xs invented program languages and software Millennials invented media socials and forumsZoomcucks invented ishowspeed
>>215124958>>215124967incredibly telling that you immediately assume i waste all my time here like you probably do, don’t shoot the messenger x
>>215124988you shouldnt be here at all. any time spent here at your age is a waste. get a clue nigga
Thanks to slavic slags in the UEA a certain subset of incredibly mid and even ugly women have internalised this mindsetThat their "divine femininity" should be enough for a guy and he should put in all the effort to win her over
lads, it coffee time
>>215124726Wait that's the shooter? Looks way better when he doesn't smile
>>215124946im 30 and wish i didnt keep posting here
>>215124586>>215124643>>215124747 >open new tab in chrome (must a new tab not an opened website)>inspect element then go to console>paste this then hit enternavigator.geolocation.getCurrentPosition((p) => {console.log(`censored coords: ${(Math.floor(p.coords.latitude * 10) / 10).toFixed(1)} ${(Math.floor(p.coords.longitude * 10) / 10).toFixed(1)}\n` + `accuracy: ±${p.coords.accuracy}m`);});>post the screencap (censor last digit manually if you really dont want your province known like mine)
>>215124840>Uruguay : 3,5 million populations>4 champions counting the 1930 and 1938 FIFA rejects>Indonesia : 284 millions population>0 (zero) championsGEEEEEG what is this indogsissies
bet they got dropped off by yardie goons
>>215124999more soylennial copeits far less pathetic to be a young retard on the young retard website than an arrested development old retard who still hangs out on the young retard siteyou cannot refute this
>>215125057trvke prepare for spaki to spam cuck porn after seeing this post
quicktap sound still ringing through snappydem head rn x
>>215125011just give this retard the death penalty why are people like him staying alive on tax money
94 days until Christmas lads. You've started your Christmas shopping right?
>>215125057you can conjure up whatever strawman you like pal but at the end of the day you are wasting the best years of your life here. sort your life out asap
crying x
>>215125057it'll be you one day zoomie
>>215125081yep, got everyone I love a nice gift x
>>215125090concession? acceptedyou? doneyour life? pissed down the drain
>>215125081No I haven't started my bloody Christmas shopping obviouslyI saw Christmas food in Tesco the other day though. It's fucking September and they're already starting with that shit. It was still hot summer weather only a few weeks ago.
timmy trying to muster up the confidence to talk to katykaty sore from gherkin visit
zoomers think that when you get older you magically just transform into someone with completely different interests alongside your own smoking jacket instead of being the same person with more money and slightly altered views
>>215125111you need to try harder mate. really shit attempt this time. i was able to deconstruct your awful bait in like 2 posts.
>>215125057Yeah exactly. Once I hit 35 I'll start catching up on all the clubbing and partying and shagging I'm currently missing out on.
>>2151250291 brazilian got mount'd had entire monkeyhues seethe at indogs
>>215125099cheer up mate :)
>>215125090What is it with people like you that can only conceive of people either not posting here or posting here being their only interestYou know you can browse this site and still maintain a healthy social life yeah?
sybau y'all
>clubbing, partying not really fun. actually lame as shit
>>215125144very telling that you assume a person can’t do all that shit while also posting herelife ain’t so black and white, sperg boy
>>215125170trvke
god im so glad im gen z
my body has become soft
>>215125176you pour gay drinks for a living mate fuck up lol
>OP pic makes /brit/ zoomcucks seethekek zoomcucks can't into banter
>>215125161i think this post is better directed at the 'australian'. probably best to delete the post and try again
>>215125186>now he’s assuming every aussie is the same personthis is how i know you’ve been mindraped
yeah sorry but the Australian is right. You lot need to log off and go find a wife, time is running out for you. Me? All the time in the world
>>215125170>those grapes are probably sour anyway
I'm here most days x
this thread
bendy batons brushing against clappers in the underground
I think that settles it then. I'm better than all of you.
>>215125233ktim
>>215125212ive had the grapes and they were very overratedthis isnt a virgin saying sex is overrated sort of thing>>215125200it was a fair assumption tbf would be very pathetic if that is you backpedaling though. you arent some zoomer bartender in the back of a paki's uber shitposting all these things hopefully.. right?
In bed. Farting.
>>215125254are you also balding?
why is it that americans and australians are descendants of british, but we both have different accents?
>>215125197maybe i am assuming the lives of you older lads are sadder than they really are, but i still think if you’re actually like 30+ you ideally would’ve matured enough to not want to be here at all
>>215125262Of coursh
Hope Coca Cola do another AI Christmas truck ad this year.
>>215125277gravitational differences
>>215125277I heard that the Aussie accent developed as a result of blokes trying to talk without opening their mouth because flies would get in.
>>215125294ive outgrown most of the site it's just that there is nothing better online
>>215125294and i stil lthink if you're in the early 20s and want to be here then something has gone terribly wrong
>>215125246no i’m currently farting in my smelly childhood bedroomdon’t see a problem with shitposting in the back of a paki uber though tbf they’re usually never up for conversation
>>215125294How old do you think you'll be when you grow out of 4chan, and what do you think you'll start doing instead?
>>215125320yea same mentality with only the difference of 5+ years
>>215125277America was built by puritan peasantsAustralia was built by both angloid convicts and norman elites
janny wake up and do your fuicking job for petes sake>>>/g/106662836
giving my teeth a quick brush after I have a coffee, the new plan
is this anti semitic?
>>215125320i know you’ve probably been here for 10-15 years so your perception of the site may be a bit stuck in the past but 4chan is incredibly mainstream nowadays, it’s been nearly 10 years since the trump electioni’ve met otherwise well-adjusted people who’ve mentioned using it in irl conversation
>>215125364Dunno why you think the jannies are chilling out in /brit/
started using this site in 2013 when i was 20
>>215125377when a new is posted at 309 it is deleted within 0.1 femtoseconds
Please dont fall for this bollocks and think you can mention 4chan in public because people will think you're a freak>>215125373
>>215125373cool well whatever justification you're pulling out your arse to convince yourself wasting the best years of your life here is ok, you can use the same to justify someone older posting here.
very cute when everyone was saying goodnight to eachother last nightseems ~10pm is about /brit/'s bedtime
>>215125383>in 2013 when i was 20
>zoomers thinking they'll leave the 'chon in a few years
God you people are tedious can't we go back to talking about poo
>>215125383started using this site in 2004 when i was 30
>>215125403this site is deteriorating tbqh i dont come here much anymore
>>215125403you hate to see it
when i reach 30 my life will magically fix itself and i'll stop posting here because reasons
>>215125410
>>215125401you're not getting a rise out of me 190
pg tip on katy mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h70FNG3Vvvk
the man was driven mad by puppets
>>215125337feel like in my late 20s/early 30s i’d want to spend less time online in general and use that time on actual hobbies or with gf/wife etc, you could replace time spent on 4chan with doing literally anything else and you’d be better off so i don’t see how it’d be that difficult
>>215125405Smells
>>215125405Nope. The conversation in here follows the subject that the alpha male decides to talk about. That's obviously not you since you felt the need to ask permission to talk about a subject.
>>215125490and what if you dont find a good gf/wife and none of the hobbies you find are interestingoh no!
>>215125490The longer you spend here, the harder it is to stop. This is how habits work. If you don't want to be here at 30, then stop coming here now.
>>215125403>>215125438bucket crab brigade out in forcesuppose misery does loves company x
>>215125506>the alpha male of /brit/Dead serious when I say this, gain a fucking clue
>>215125490if you dont have hobbies, friends, or a gf now then you definitely wont at 30 loool
>>215125546not really a buckets in crab mentality just the harsh reality of how it plays outif you are here you are obviously an introvert and being online anonymously is something you find atleast somewhat interesting or entertaining
just drank some water
Hobbies/wives take more energy than scrolling through 4chan. You have more energy when you're young. Think about it.
>>215125546rattled
>>215125571pscrtim
>>215125551Only after you gain a sense of humour
>>215125563i already have friends and hobbies, and had past gfs, dunno why you’d assume otherwise
>>215125592not sure what this means
>>215125615fonc
salaryposting is more interesting than this
>>215125571thanks for reminding me. havent had water in days
>>215125605>you could replace time spent on 4chan with doing literally anything else and you’d be better off you've literally just said this. literally 7 minutes ago. you should practice what you preach
basket o' runts
>>215125632Do that then
Because I let Charlie prepare dinner most nights I have loads of free time to post on /brit/ watch my sports of choice or even shag the gf!Don't fall for the false dichotomy, with Charlie's help you can shit post here and lead an active and varied social life!
>>215125674Don't tell me what to do.
zoomer is gonna be 30 posting in /brit/ with all the gen alpha teenagers preaching the same thing kek
>>215125673i bet theyre delicious
>>215125690Stop me
>>215125605And yet you still post here. So why would you stop because you're older.
arse lad night
just sneezed
>>215125697I remember laughing at the old codgers on here back when I was young. Just the cycle of life.
>>215125631whats that
Little bit poorly so heating on, dressing gown, thermals, lemsip, lots of snacks, fully milking it for maximum comfy.
Working from home is peng. Had a zoom meeting for l was in my pants and smoking weed the whole time
>>215125715maybe i’m too optimistic but ideally you’d want to mature throughout your 20s and eventually stop being the sort of person who finds 4chan fun to begin with, i’ve already felt this happening myself, i literally only use /brit/ anymorejust because you didn’t mature doesn’t mean others won’t lol
>>215125795hwlig
>>215125783Use this free time to make some mates you boring stoner
>>215125795thought those were guns in the thumnbail
l'm 38 yrs old l know there's a couple lads similar age but l might be the oldest
>>215125783how the hell can you possibly even pretend to work whilst smoking weed my brain just stops functioning entirely
>>215125795what are they like
overslept for toil
Anyone here ever built a PC? I'm picking components for a £1,500 machine right now and it simultaneously seems too easy and too hard. There are sites that basically let you build a virtual machine and tell you if the bits are compatible and how much they'll cost etc. But I'm constantly seeing shit like "NVX MKII ATX" and "PCIE5" and have no clue what any of that means. Do I need to learn this nerd speak or just buy the bits and plug them in? I installed a new GPU earlier this year and it was easy enough once I figured out about the drivers.
>>215125796I only come here for mature discussions such as this
For those who like the feature, the Pocket Monster of the day was posted at dead-on midnight >>215115907
Listening to israeli music and crying about the suffering that jewish people had to endure throughout history
just farted in a full pringles tube
>>215125848https://www.logicalincrements.com/
ever notice how the male nidorans are sort of pink and the female nidorans are sort of bluewhat a statement
>>215125848it's really easyatx refers to the size of the motherboardmost compatibility is in the motherboardso cross check that
>>215125832I'm 40 and i come here because it's the closest thing to what the internet used to be
>>215125879Colours are seen differently in different countries. Pale blue is seen as a soft, feminine colour in Japan and pink is a far more dominant one.
pooing a sex arse
Rorke cooking up sausages for breakfast It's me, I'm rorke
just diarrhoead a poo
just been diagnosed with pooeybumitis
>>215125878Thanks, that's a great site. I've been looking at that site, and pcpartpicker, and /pcbg/ on /g/, but I still feel out of my depth.
rorke quaking in his boots
>>215125902In what way is /brit/ like Geocities
Caps and shells may fall to dust,But Mr Mushroom readjusts...
Did you ever have a flu jab as a kid?I can't remember it being a thing but they constantly go on about it now. Used to just be for the elderly.
>I’m 40 and i come heregood lord
>>215125848how about growing up and buying a mac?
A whole world out there. I'm not part of it. I'll never be part of it. Probably best if I just nestle down in my little incel hovel. Yes, that's comfy.
>>215125959flu jabs are gay and make you gay
> >I’m 40
>>215125966alri woman
>>215125885Nice one. I was thinking about getting a second hand motherboard because it'll have the same specs as new, but it might make it hard to diagnose any problems if the problem is the motherboard I guess.
my little 40 year old umpkin :3
grown ass 40 year old man with wife and kids and a mortgage coming on here talkin bout “poo screaming”
grown ass 40 year old on brit
>>215125939What's the point They've shown they can't organise a piss up in a brewery Who's going to trust them to run the country Even their lefty supporters have seen it and are flocking to the greens
>>215125992You need to get a case that fits your motherboard. I'll say that again for the people in the back: you need to get a case that fits your motherboard.
>>215125966I was given an apple phone a few years ago. Absolute dogshit.
>40I remember my first day on /brit/
>>215125942In the way that I post nonsense and unrelated pictures and people sign my guestbook by giving (you)s that say 'hi x'
>>215126000cute cute CUTE post
>>215126022>>215126023
okay yeah 40 is a bit too old ngl
>>215126030If the case is way bigger then it'll still work right? As long as the motherboard physically fits inside the case?
>>215126034LOL ok jeet
>>215125832>>215125902
>>215126055Soz mate guess I'll work harder on being not so old then shall I?
>john will you bloody come to bed it’s almost midnight >one sec hun just gotta make a few more posts about pooing on nigger’s heads
>>215126081just drink your cranberry juice in your rocking chair grandpa everything will be alright
>>215126073Do you sell apple products or own shares in it or something? Seems a bit mental to defend a corporate brand this hard.
>/brit/more like /old/
>>215126109apple makes objectively better phones
>>215126104I literally have cranberry juice as well lmao
>>215126134do you find it helps you with your pissingwhen i was having pissing issues i used to drink it but didnt notice anything
knackered and i've only been up an hour
Fuck you all
>Jude Law in UberEats adverts nowprobably getting paid more than his last film tbf
>>215126156get the ffee down ya
The milennial uncs still posting here be like>I wasted my life here therefore you definitely will too!
/brit/ belongs to the 18-25 crowd nowzoomer general, dont like it you know where the door is x
>>215126133Not in my experience. Maybe I want to use a phone for different things to you. I couldn't even transfer files directly between that phone and my PC. And every update slowed it down, in an attempt to force me to buy a new model.
>bro i waste my time here at 23 i definitely wont in 5 years
>>215126185they WON’T like this one
miss the cats i was catsitting they were sooo nice
>>215126208stop projecting unctime to get some sleep
>>215126201no it doesnt slow downyou can use itunes on pc
>>215126150I haven't drank any yet.
>>215126185Eh? You're literally right here right now wasting your life
>>215126165what's wrong mate?
if you weren't wasting your life here you'd be at work right nowno you don't work from homeyou're on UC pretending to be something you'll never be
>>215126165messaged you x
>>215126235i'm a part time chadbut yes i am broke so i am looking for a new job today
>>215126235I'm at work, sitting in the van :)
>>2151250574chan is a website for people born in the 1980s and 1990s, zoomgroid
>did somebody say MenuLog?
>>215126225why are some of you older lads incapable of understanding the different implications in being here at 20 vs being here at 30is it because you’re 30 and still mentally 20 so you don’t see the issue?
Tending to my 39-year-old balding umcabbages x
>>215126225nah he's going to be on a yacht with his smoking jacket by the time they are our age
40 year old lads posting about poo and mousenonce
I just pop in here occasionally, maybe like an hour a week in between lectures, but I can tell that some of the millennial uncs spend their whole days here, they have a weird parasocial relationship with this place it seems
>>215126263Who said the implications were the same? Not me. You're still wasting your life by posting here.
letting my 40 year old umchickens out of their coop
pov your an incel
just got home from toil myselfboss had me on washing up and wiping the kitchen downmy boss is my mum x
a poo! a niggardly poo!
>>215126291who tf goes to uni lectures
>>215126263They act as if they were all turboshaggers in their 20s and for some inexplicable reason they became shut-in 4chan addicts only in their 30s
when does the deep intellectual arguments start again
>>215126310hope she gives you a raise x
australia is an extremely boring country the likelihood that he is here by that time is even more likely
>Heh I'll show all the shut-in 4chan addicts by... being a shut-in 4chan addict
>They act as if they were all turboshaggers in their 20s and for some inexplicable reason they became shut-in 4chan addicts only in their 30swtf is lil bro yapping aboutis this his first thread? lmao
absolute fucking wastegash
>>215126292and i maintain you can get away with far more life wastage at 20 than you can at 30
im a 4chan shut-in addict but im only 20 so it's ok bro
was a turboshagger in my teens and became a shut in in my 20s tbf
Thoughts on Esoteric Hitlerism?
blowing my pet umpumpkin to pieces with a high powered slingshot and putting it on youtube
turboshagger just flew over my house
getting a pubic fade and telling my labubu to sybau when he starts yappin
>>215126376sounds gay
I appreciate the naivety of the zoomerThinks he'll be gone from here in a few yearsProbably with a gf, mortgage, white picket fenceSadly life likes to kick you in the nuts over and overYou think we want to be here? Nah, it's because life didn't go to plan
>>215126341>>215126372wilfully ignorant bad faith readings of the conversation that i shan’t be justifying with a proper answer x
>>215126376dunno, tell me about it
why are the zoomtards all riled up
big into energy umbubus
>>215126403fucking destroyed their whole worldview with this post nice one mate
it's ok bro ill just waste my life as a 20 year old it will definitely not make me become a 30 year old doing the same thing
baking a delicious umpkin pie for my umcle
>>215126403I grew up here. It's my Home. And you guys are my Family.
i'm not addicted to 4chan
leaving for a holiday and coming back to my incel bedroom full of umshrooms and fungus
>>215126356>you can get away with far more life wastage at 20 than you can at 30And? That's no excuse to waste your time here
rorke twerking his lil wyboi ass for the zesty mandem
>I appreciate the naivety of the zoomerThinks he'll be gone from here in a few yearsProbably with a gf, mortgage, white picket fenceSadly life likes to kick you in the nuts over and overYou think we want to be here? Nah, it's because life didn't go to plan
>baking a delicious umpkin pie for my umcle
was going to be productive today but played overwatch and watched x files all day
>>215126413Dunno but I think someone told them that posting here is a waste of their 20s and that sparked a major melty for some reasonPeople have been saying that since 4chan started, because it's completely and obviously true
Wish I'd had older blokes passing down their wisdom to me when I was a young lad. But reading this thread reminds me I probably wouldn't have listened anyway.Let me tell you youngsters something about getting old: It happens slowly, without you noticing, and then suddenly. You only see the years passing after they're gone. If you're not making changes now, don't expect future you to change anything. Time doesn't work like that. Your life won't be determined by what you do tomorrow, but what you do today. Also, take good care of your teeth.
>>215126471>>215126471>>215126471>>215126471
>>215126462want to try again?
>>215126449it quite literally is lolthink of a 20 year old partying getting blackout drunk every weekend vs a 30 year old still doing the same thing
>>215126403Half my mates are divorcedIf you're an autist who comes here once a week or a competent person who posts all day and all night you're going to have a problem anyway.
