Cravendale Edish
starting posting mk ultra activation codes in different facebook groups as a hobby
unc edition
its a fresh week and its sunny
poo
>>215126512a 40 year old man posted this
Craven's Big Day Out/Tired Spaino Gimmicks Subedition
Fake and gay OP get railed ny niggers>>215126504>>215126504>>215126504REAL THREAD JUMP HERE LADS
For all those who aren't yet 40 but still come here.Do you think you will still be posting here when you're 40 and beyondIf not, what's going to change to stop you from being a brit regular?How are you going to make that change?
>>215126524I'm 35 years young mate x
>>215126528must be joking
>>215126531noill dieby dying
>time isnt infinite?? my choices right now have consequences?? yeah nah that's just crabs in a bucket mentality
>>215126496>think of a 20 year old partying getting blackout drunk every weekend vs a 30 year old still doing the same thingPartying and getting blackout drunk is far less of a waste than posting here
>>215126528piss off
Make Love, Not Warcraft
>>215126531i just enjoy the anonymity
its time to hit the booksget educated n dat
>>215126531Birthday is on the 24th of December. Will have a think about it being my last on /brit/
really dont understand people who order ubereatscheaper to eat at home
>>215126555i do both of those things kek what now granddad?
>>215126555trvke
>>215126531Unironically yeah I think I'll still post hereNot as much But I'll still post Probably try get my kids on it too
>>215126531yeah, love my homies on 4channel x
>>215126582imma hit the hay n get sum sleep, me thinks
>>215126561with whom
>>215126594
>>215126599So?
I am the Rider on the Storm
>>215126558>>215119040We know you a pedo lil bro
>>215126555why? here you don't destroy your liver and you don't make yourself look like an idiot in public
>>215126531>Do you think you will still be posting here when you're 40 and beyondYes, I'll be here as long as you'll have me.I'm 28 and already missed out on the adventurous twenties thing. Just going to hunker down for the remaining years. I'll live something like Timothy James Byrne. Posting on /brit/ fits into that life nicely.
>>215126594Because most people don't base every decision they make off of what's cheapest
australians are those most racist posters yet the most willing to use black people languagecurious
Fucking hell im ugly
>>215126670ktim
>>215126661yeah but its not only cheaper but most fast food tastes grim and is really bad for you
>>215126647get a life
you've got time ladspend your 20s making horrible decisions and then make up for it in your 30s by getting your life back on trackthat way nobody can say you never truly lived
>>215126665reckon it’s the sun, messes with their heads
>>215126622you know
sorry for shitting the last thread up i didn’t realise how riled up people would get over me saying its not ideal to be posting on 4chan past the age of 30
Just heard: "To whom much is given, much will be required." Not grammatically correct though is it? What should it be?From whom much is given to, much will be required?
>did somebody say UberEats?
>>215126718idk how your shitty bait always mindbreaks the OGs in here
>>215126730It is.
>>215126528lmao
might start kickboxing if I decide that it's a useful way to spend a few hours per week
>>215126730dont know whats wrong with the original
Corrrrrr.
bit crazy how antisemitic europe used to be
i need to do something but cant be bothered motivate me to do it
replied on cooldownthat's mental
Sat here, feel like I've got far too much shit on and not enough time to do any of it, so procrastinating by posting on brit.
>>215126738not even bait though i think it’s a perfectly sensible position
>>215126713Tits like this always look shite uncoveredGuarantee they're all saggy like balloons half filled with water
>215126718>11:14:05>215126738>11:15:06Deary me
>>215126757might start muay thai myself
>>215126775get it done x
>>215126718It's not ideal to be posting on 4chan full stop. You said it's better to be posting here in your 20s than in your 30-40s.
>>215126769the scrangelina jolie
>Uber eatsHe'd like a word please.
>>215126790lil bros the only aussie on at the moment and he thinks he can sneak in samefagging lmao
>>215126769lets...give it a go !!!
>>215126789u prefer em small, ya?
>>215126827like em young me :)
>>215126827I like them big but filled out
>>215126750>>215126767Doesn't it mean "much will be required to them?" To [group x], much will be required. It shouldn't be "from" that group?
>>215126798both of those statements are truehave already made myself perfectly clear lad, lets not drag this shit out any longer
3pm walks
>>215126838UMM
>>215126854um
um poster(singular)
Had a dream about impregnating gfberg
umbie
>>215126850The second statement is not true, and you should probably defer to those with superior experience on the matter.
>>215126790>>215126807mindraped x
umposter sus
>>215126854yes please :)
who else 1st frame rn fr
leftypol paying for girls taxi and watching her leave with another manrorke battering his missus then getting a peck on the cheek
>>215126838>>215126841hm
>>215126891wheres the option where he dresses up as a lady i want that one
>>215126845hmmnot sure require can take 'to'>its required to himnot sure that sounds rightsee your point about a missing 'from'>regarding x, much is requiredstill sounds ok i thinkso whilst the 'to' appears to distribute i dont think it can with 'require'so i reckon its ok x
alrieveryone have a good weekend?
>>215126696Stop gooning your clitty to minors
anyone shagged>>215126982me i have
190 being a nonce and replying to himself
>>215126949How could it possibly be good without you?
14fit
good evening
On point
Thread is already seething and full of schizos and we’re still like half an hour away from DTFIC waking up and logging in
>>215126990i have her beekeeper skin
>>215126997dont care dont care dont care
nth for the holodem
>>215126997He's just being a nitpicky old woman here desu.
don't like this song purely because of the line "take your sexy time" we all have the same time. No one individual's time can be sexy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHxlzcAPbBE&list=RDqHxlzcAPbBE&start_radio=1
sorry :<
>>215127016that ones a banger i want this one
>>215126990Brazilian Mei
>>215126882it is indescribably gay to be acting all paternal and deadly serious over posting on 4chan kek
>>215126997sure whatever but what about those fit young key stage 4 girlies :)
rorke bringing sexy back
>>215126997infused with british culture this
>>215126990have probably spilled literal litres of cum to this fictional chinese lady over the years
Charlie yank megafuneral @ the churchstadium
no kirbies
>>215126997His wife does a lot of unconvincing crying. I mean she should be crying but she cries like someone pretending to cry.
we all alright though? like are we good in general?
you can cuddle after youknw...
toby
think ive got eey cancer
>>215127120um x :)
Cody booking tickets for his nan’s funeral at the Madison Square Garden ($69.99 each)
>>215127113no im fat and bald and gay and broke and i got a lazy eye and a bum leg and conjunctivitis and my ears dont work too good no more
Trump said he's announcing the cause of autism today
>>215127113lol no
>>215115682I literalyl hate women, and they all cope with this like, "bbbut youw ant to fuck me doe!"the onjly thing women can offer men is their pussy. I hate women and am not giving them the satisfaction of wanting their pussy, and now they have nothing
>>215127054Who said I was deadly serious? It's no skin off my nose if you spend time on 4chan in your 20s. I just think you're wrong, and apparently so does everyone else who has lived through their 20s AND 30s. But sure, you not only know better, but you're super cool and hetero about it too. Not like us silly old people who were never young and cool...
>>215127145what if it's posting on 4chan?
>>215126997
>>215127145was vaccinesalways has been
>>215127113doing alright, you?
>>215127174my lib mum sent this to me on whatsapp yesterday
>>215127145It will be vaccines
>>215127157Why did you reply to a 12 hour old post?
Nothing else to look forward to today, we already had pocket monster of the day at midnight
>>215127098love kirby hate the fat penguins thats mean to him
>>215126997yanks are all mentally ill regardless, dont know what causes it but it's clearly there
next time a boomer is rude to me I'll slit their fucking throat
just ordered wifeberg some fortnum and mason chocolates for our anniversary
>>215127157
>>215127145It's being picked last in all sports at school and spending 2008-2012 playing Halo instead of going outside
>>215127206>Nothing else to look forward to today>>215127145
sorry ima top
>>215127189corr wanna send her a picture of a Palestinian child getting blown into four pieces by an IDF hand grenade if she likes edgy stuff?
>>215127217Not the only dark chocolate she’ll be enjoying that day x
Thought my gf was a burden and kind of annoying but I've just realised I really love her and probably will for the rest of my life.
>>215127186yeah im alright
>I literalyl hate women, >and they all cope with this like, "bbbut youw ant to fuck me doe!">the onjly thing women can offer men is their pussy. I hate women and am not giving them the satisfaction of wanting their pussy, and now they have nothing
>>215127159then i’ll eat my words if everything goes wrong for me and i end up like you x
snow2312 my wife
its not like I could have a stable relationship with a woman right now anyway
>>215127027He's right as a Christian the theatre of the memorial gave me an ick, pure pageantry>>215127110Saying she forgives Tyler Robinson in front and of thousand adoring fans. Removes the gravitas of the decision. When Christ said "Father, forgive them, for they don't know what they do" he was dying on a cross while being jeered at by mocking Jews and Romans
>>215127238um
>>215127264dont think jesus actually existed mate
Very incel-heavy in here this morn
Sir Lord Rorkeington
just heard a boomer on a radio 4 say youtube enjoys more viewtime than netflix as if that were some shocking revelationhow out of touch are these people?
>>215127282>dont thinkWe know
no-one has ever been happy, anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something
got permabanned from hinge for no apparent reason so that's the end of dating for me I suppose x
>>215127293well you did just get here #donehim #done #stickaforkinhimbecausehe’sDONE
>>215127298shut up you boring bastard
don't fucking care dont CARE I DONT CARE
its OK to hate women, especially if all it has ever done is bad for you youre not obliged to not hate people. and I dont care about getting in their pants and plus your reaction to that just further proves that the only value a woman has to someone is their pussy
>>215127298Well it is free. I cancelled netflix years ago when every new show that came out was about blacks. We wuz vikings
>>215127324end of your shagger era
I agree. I support Israel, not Palestine.
Two more weeks until I go on holiday, cannae wait. Looking forward to that excited feeling at the airport, doing my duty free shopping, having a pint at 10am :3
kirby just trying to get on with his day then that blasted king dedede comes to ruin it!!! good thing kirby is strong and positive and doesn't let it get him down
>>215127324Appeal
>>215127351Yeah. Go to their games do you?
>>215127298thanks for telling us. proper need to know stuff
>>215127357where you off to?
>>215127360doesnt kirby eat a load of innocent creatures himself
>>215127357see what'd i tell you>>215127316advertisement
>>215127351This your boy, Rorke?
>>215127351Good goy
So as it stands at the next general election it looks like you can vote for>a closeted homosexual married to a Jew>an actual homosexual Jew >A Nigerian>a grifter who would disown his own mother for power>The man too busy ziplining to spread his party message>a geriatric communist and his gaggle of Islamists (if they ever register)Wow!
>>215127347got a good ~120 girls shagged me so was a good runtime to settle down into lonely obscurity>>215127364I did but apparently the chances are VERY low
>>215127377Thailand
>>215127351our pedophile rapist politician elites love condemning hamas because they’re spiritually the noble rape victim that fights back
>>215127357Yass where you going?
and NEEDING to like women, (also) chasing pussy as much as I could, has made me an annoying pisslow angry incel freak. it cannot continue. if I keep going then nothing changes, so I need to hate women. by the way I am well within my rights to hate them
>>215127384>kirby eat a loadyes, minethe slut
>>215127351>the patriot who almost singlehandedly caused Brexit
>>215127396UwUm
>>215127357I hate the airport, makes me so anxious flying
>>215127394you can vote for me if you want
>>215127098
>>215127324posted it again award
>>215127384yeah but he spits them out after and hes not fat so hes better
>>215127424Running for the gay spaz party are you?
>>215127251hope she reads this bro and you get some pussy from it
>>215127428only posted about it one other time stfu
>>215127424I'll vote for you mate x
>>215127377>>215127400Spain>>215127423Why lad?
>got a good ~120 girls shagged me so was a good run
>>215127425don't do that
>>215127449is though isn't it
absolutely besides myself lately with all the stupid ass opinions i hear about politics. i’ve taken to adopting the jewish mental model where i remind myself that they’re just stupid goyim cattle who don’t matter
https://vocaroo.com/16qOqWca4hsx
picking the absolute fuck out of my nose
I miss reggie
>>215127498i do that until it bleeds and i still keep going
>>215127399truth explosion
>>215127443nah your dad wont give up his position as party leader
paki mp in parliament today saying we should legalise cousin marriage
>>215127526smoked that runt
>>215127532not hurting anyone is it
>>215127532you just know
>>215127492hate iteveryone just HAS to have a take on todays internet poisoned goyplanetcouldn’t tell you how much midwitbabble i’ve seen and heard since the charlie kirk shooting and other retarded shite like that supposedly racist ad for jeans with the big booby blonde
>>215127550shut it paki
but I dont hate local girls that I am going to see everyday like at the shops and uhhh [insert something else there is to do] that would just have the opposite effect of what I need rn
>>215127567>>215127492most relatable /brit/ posts i've seen in years, the internet is fucking unusable nowadays
nice windy day for a 3pm walk :)
abducting niggers in my spaceship
>>215127550hurts the people born with disabilities
>>215127610Um!
>>215127575mental how pussy > money and literally a kingdom. makes u think then again it is some bing bang wahoo cuck game
I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED
>>215127532This is how it starts. Then when people push back against that they'll frame it as racism and before you know it Labour MPs are in panic mode at possibly being called racist and voting this through.
I NEED TO BE CUDDLED
mental how we all descend from niggers
>>215127628>>215127660um im right here x
>>215127664no we don't
descending a nigger into the floor at a million miles per hour
>>215127674aww who doesn't love are kirbs
>>215127526ffs
crazy how one time I trusted just because I needed a period of trust and not worries and espite knowing bad thing was going to happen it was actually much worse
>>215127685swqyau
>>215127664i descend from hyperborean supermen
>>215127696McScuse me?
>>215127532It's legal already isn't it? Is it the same guy that was going on about it a few months ago
I descend from frogs
>>215127685Based
genuine question, what would you do if a hulking 6"5 200LB stormzy variant nigger comes up to you and asks you "what you doing senpai??"
i stink of garlic
>>215127532will never understand why leftypol wants millions of these deranged inbred cultists here
>>215127730blush and bat my long girly eyelashes at him
>>215127733I think of smelly and did a poo without washing my ass
>>215127730uppercut him into the stratosphere
>>215127719my son...
>>215127730im 6'4 200lbs so idc
>>215127717>>215127532currently legal but there's a bill being put forward to ban it
>>215127755me on the left, I'm very fat you see
Why is Holden pretending to be a zoomer itt isn’t he like 32?
>fish n chipswhat am I in for?
get the fucking green biomass loaded into cannons and shot back to mars
>>215127730Stab him
>>215127782fish and chips
I aint gay (bisexual at most)
>>215127782not really a mystery is it thicko
>>215127782Not a clue. I had cod last night
>>215127777As an Oxford alum there's a reason we are our of the top three now and that's NIGGERS
>>215127804relax unc
>>215127782i find frozen batter never gets nice and crispy, and the fish will probably be soggy too
>>215127824bit racial that
[insert post that lets them know it isnt about les locale women]
aussies on suicide watch
>>215127842You are a nigger
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovH3bJqjf30
get the healthy flapjacks baked
>I aint gay (bisexual at most)
>>215127861We get 700k shitskin Indian vermin a yearReddit isn't reality retardWe must band together to mass deport poos
>>215127861dont get what gives indians the audacity to tallk shit about other countries
>>215127861>if you dont have any prospects in the actual civilized world oh like not India then?
Phil the zestman Foden
>>215127861we won’t be getting any faggot yank redditor immigrants? im downright distraught mate
The crumbling of society will actually be very funny to me.
another week on /brit/ is it lads? Providing more research material for your eventual AI overlord you’re doing good work
>>215127899dont get why they are so arrogantliterally 0 benefit to being indian, at least blacks are good athletes
>>215127873>>215127910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjHhhmOiFeQ
jsut realised the reddit screenshot in question is indians and not faggot yanks woopsie
>>215127940>indians>faggot yankshello saar
>>215127933sex
I’m going to be productive today! /s
my mix
>>215127861Indians really are just gypsies travelling around and sucking every economy they come across dry
>>215127972what's on the to do list?
>>215127972I actually have things to do today :)
>>215127988Yes
>>215127939don't @ me again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rymwqxBkxus
i like how leftypol tried to manufacture consent for mass immigration by running with the “oh they’re escaping war in the middle east! it’s all america’s fault” narrative, which isn’t completely false to be fair, but now with the tsunami of indians that we’re all suffering through they have no reasonable justification for any of it. what exactly are indians escaping other than their own shithole country?
>>215128002:(
>>215128014you like that do you
>>215128031i like you :3
mm just had a really nice cig :)
>>2151265314chan will be banned long before then lol
Americans going snooker loopy over a 4.6 earthquake. Dramatic bunch them lot
>>215128014Well at least in the UK they increasingly desperately cling to colonialism before insulting the native population as a bunch of unintelligent layabouts Anyone who's had to work with Africans or Boriswave Indians can see the irony of this
>>215128044:v
>>215128048>cigbit woke
Aussies having a little scrap. Daddy Britain might have to step in here
>>215128073>Anyone who's had to work with Africans or Boriswave Indians can see the irony of thishavent had to actuallytell me your tales son
sexo lopunny (female)
got a fredward frogsworth
gayrape
>>215128106fomyeg
>>215127961um?
>>215128115lopunny wholesomesex
>>215128131you told me once you didnt like cats or mice but rabbits were epic and you wanted to breed some but now i think by breed some you meant have sex with some
>>215127189Based
>>215128131machamp incineroar musclerape
ill go get pussy later. rn I just need to realize some things (so that I can change how I "come off" or appear to be like, to women)
>>215128184What normally works for you when getting pussy?
>>215128160nah I do like cats (and obviously the sexo mice - mice are all seeeeeex - it is literally their thing)
N
yjk mousey has a harem of local homeless crackhead women gagging for his big blistered schizocock
>>215128184I like "coming on" women haha :-]
Sir Heinrich Himmler
И
twerking on platform 4
>>215128204woman doing all of the work courting (me), which i know is wrong and also I cant be expecting them to do more
>>215128223um based palestinians??????
>the Jewish interlopers pol/r9k
This is how you say a in Russian æ
ᛋᛋ卐
make it
>>215128104Impossible to organiseWill cut corners wherever they canHave this huge ego where they think they know best Complain constantlyImpossible at producing deliverablesAnd you can barely understand half of them
>>215128223aint this the same nigga who had people searching for the Holy Grail?
>>215128073They use the old "we're all immigrants" line here ignoring the fact we racially excluded non-Europeans a generation ago
*nervously points to post count*
need to evolve sliggoo but cna't find rain
ᛋᛋ = gay code for "put your phallus inside of my entrace"卐 = gay code for "I like to suck"
called in sick today just cant face it feeling mentally raped - hopefully i die before 9am tomorrow
>>215128342nae rain?? in glesga??
>>215128364you deserve a day off king x
Recicled>>215126504>>215126504>>215126504
>>215128314>we're all immigrantsI try pointing out to them that a newcomer from whom we diverged between two to five thousand years ago, is not the same as a newcomer we diverged from over sixty thousand years ago.
