Poo smells edition
>>215126504At times like these, I regret that I can read.
am gan tae dae awa wae masel
I need a man that treats me like a princess and fucks me like a whore
does anyone know where you find the pasta in Aldi I was walking around like an idiot trying to find it and I couldn’t
jus cacked mesen
>>215128432its in the pasta bit
https://youtube.com/?v=mJaBGlMeScE?si=Z4YAAHSvtqIUbVXW
So Reform is aiming to reverse the Boriswave by... justifying more immigrationCivnat slop party
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>>215128452Why do you hate me
>>215126504Rorke agonising over taking a single day off sick, Cronem on his eighth stretch of paternity leave this year.
you have to evolve sliggoo next to a rainy module (lure module) by the way you can still get it for free with the 50 free daily Pokecoins
>>215128473um
bizarre nonce raid on /tv/, loads of threads about stephanie from lazy town for some reason
>>215128432One of the minor benefits of having worked retail for two years is that I instinctively know where everything will be. Try around the centre of the store, near ingredients and canned goods. Might be an aisle over. Alternatively you could ask someone who works there like a normal person
SCREAMING at this performance what an evil soulless reality tv meme country.
didn't know we had moved can brits make the news please not filtered 3rd worlders
>>215128529megafuneral??
will be a good day on the markets today lads.
>>215128523Even as a lad I thought Stephanie was mid, of course I have no opinion now.
only got 3 sick days left for this year and if I go over that you get no full pay sick days next year. Toilberg has my bollocks firmly in a vice until the new year
new CV is looking PIFFFFFF de ladscan't wait to give it a bash
Wanked off so many times my knobby is all swollen and sore.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1758498576240195.jpgim attractive/handsome and horny
>>215128524I’m not good at talking to people but thank you I guess I will try that
>>215128577shut the fuck up pal
Never took a sick day what even is that?
>>215128588men used to be the seekerswomen need to learn their place as the flowers to be picked again
>>215128588imageboard not linkboard
Apparently a load of Christards think that the rapture will be happening in the next couple of days
>>215128623cant say that I was ever a seeker
Had two proper full on Africans in my team during my time in cyber securityOne could barely spell his own name, kept forgetting basic stuff, would do less than the bare minimum and produce reports completely unsuitable to give to the client. Very difficult to sack so he got put on junior level work forever. The other somehow got hired as a team lead, again didn't know the basics, would get very annoyed if someone she perceived as lower in the hierarchy would question or correct her. Ended up accusing us of racism due to being a black woman in IT when in reality she was just completely incapable, thankfully left of her own accord.
>>215128607*le ring ring* bonjour jai un malais je suis desole :/ je me couche avec mon bouteil eau chaud (actuellement joue lhomme de ray comme un boss)
>>215128588after some research, she is mid. sad titties and grim tattoos
>>215128681already started in NZ kiwi poster got raptured to hell
>>215128690didnt happen
haters gonna hate
oricorio critical catch (smallest circle) :)
>>215128471The nigalwave is necessary for the true radicalisation of the british public
>>215128529She 'forgave' her husband's murdererHonestly mental how this religion that implores its followers to be weak and submissive became as big as it did
my friends mum gave me rayman 3d on the 3ds for no reason when i was 10appreciated it but couldnt get past the first level
That’s lunch sorted
had a dream the other night where i had really sensitive gyno manboobs
They call me the seeker
>>215128681will we get a day off work?
>>215128471?
>>215128706I fucking wish, would have saved me a lot of stress
>>215128731is that based on rayman 1rayman 1 is fucking hard
>>215128735I got manboobs sortof. and a lot of fat they got sensitive because of allergens if this post is about me. me I have started to look like the "what gamers will look like in 20 years" from the news article
>>215128761think it was rayman 2
>>215128756yeah didnt happen though did it
>>215128681deegs got raptured early to put the welcome snacks out in heaven
>>215128780rayman 2 is sick
My penis is big and hard :(
Cody: Ay, grab me a Cup Noodle.Rorke: It's Pot Noodle.Cody: And a Fanta.Rorke: Tango. It's Tango.Cody: Ooh ooh! Get me a thing of cookies too!Rorke: They're called biscuits.Leftypol: Ay Cody, I got you man!Cody: Sweeeeeeet.
>>215128797wouldnt know i couldnt beat the first stage
just been raptured up my arse
I said some stuff on this site and now im being doxxed, followed, attacked, poisoned, gangstalked etc why?
>>215128733scrantastic
>>215128741>Welfare for UK citizens only>Will focus on work visas>brandishes actual policy document titled: 'prioritising UK citizens'.The entire thing is just a justification for more immigration with their Britannia Card being used to entice foreign business which will undercut British businesses, who will then use any visa system to import 'their people' - as you see with the H1B visas in America.
>>215128725She didnt feel a genuine emotion during that shite I can sort of respect letting go of hatred so it doesn't consume you if its genuine but this was some weird culty megachurch rally. Deeply deeply unwell country hope it implodes soon and every american is wiped off the face of the earth.
>>215128830That happened to me I have a stalker from /brit/
>>215128761surprisingly hard actually yeahnever made it past the art world with the fat lady boss
>>215128787It did though x
>>215128830normies and the left came to 4chan over time and at some point went over the threshold and its meant that 4chan has lost its purpose
>>215128858yeah it didnt though probalby going to samefag your shitty fake story because no one replied to it
>>215128699I wish I could do that. I can't count the number of times I've actually been sick and had to wagestein anyways
what is there to do in Cornwall?
Sent flatmateberg to the shops to buy me choccy biccies :3
yo soy la tengo
>>215128838:D
>Deeply deeply unwell country hope it implodes soon and every american is wiped off the face of the earth.erm... based
>>215128884go to my nans hometown and see it filled with africans and muslims:(
>>215128884Chill out and relax. That's the Cornish way. It's a... slower pace of living :)
>>215128878lazy wog
>>215128915I bet she loves it, if you know what I mean (bbc sex)
ciggy that I rolled last night and didnt smoke smells like the nice tobacco you get from the tobacco shops. smells a bit chocolately
rorke going out in the rain without an umbrella
>>215128926cry on
>>215128941ktim
>>215128878This is completely unremarkable for anyone who's had to work with these people in the pastNot sure why you think it's so unbelievable
>>215128931she died well over a decade ago
>>215128954i know you will
read the book of mormon
>>215128925ok i will
>>215128936i used to leave filter tips in my backpack and they would absorb dust or something and taste weird
>>215128977Loved it **
>>215128984does it not condemn gluttony in there
I also need to start meditating while im doing all this other shit. but not too much shit
>>215128972sure didnt happen to you though
>>215128936Cuz it’s dried up Like a cigar
they're called fags
Rorke pulling up at bossman's shop
oh wow the CIA actually did an experiment with people not drinking water (MK ULTRA). 1 (one) person died out of 25 (twenty-five) I think. died after weeks; one person
>>215128915Which town is that? Can't believe there's anywhere in Cornwall filled with them
>>215128984genuinely the dumbest religion going, you need a room temperature IQ to be a mormon
It’s never too late to make a fresh start.I turned 50 in February.
>>215129050so needing water was a lie the whole time
>>215129047lil lad got the third beich
We haven't been English since 1066
just sucked off a chicken and mushroom slice
>>215129070so it would seem
time to watch peep show from the start again until I get sick of dobbie
>>215129051They've been offloading them all around the southwest recently. Torquay and Truro are flooded with them.
Why did Harry Truman so vehemently deny being Cornish? You're Cornish mate. That's it. Get over it.
i think love is when i put myself to bed even when im tired, and i carry myself up the stairs even though my knees ache. and i think love is when i buy myself a coffee when im broke, and i know that ill get myself back later. and i think love is letting myself love someone, even though i am so scared. love is a heavy thing that carries you as much as you carry it.
>>215129114mad how his middle name was actually "S." yanks are bizarre
ive got weird smelling fart
feel like my third beich joke went underappreciated
>>215129061Think Scientology is dumber
1/? eeveelutions done (accidentally a vapereon because I fucked up the name trick)
>>215129176i liked it but i was too shy to tell you
>>215129136>love is a heavy thingIt's not though is it? It's just chemicals in your brain. People who are "in love" are more animal than man.
>>215129192shit I actually forgot about scientology, yeah that's worse
Dutchads, how are we feeling?
>>215129209thanks lad x
>>215129061>genuinely the dumbest religion goingit's religion so that's kind of a given
avofart (eat with pudding)
>>215129108Maybe if people weren't shoving their parents in retirement homes down there they wouldn't be shipping in African care workers
>>215129071howling
need to make money how easy is it to make cash ai generating anime porn and making a patreon?
>>215129222>soft capsule do you have to eat this with alkaline foods
>>215128984Funny how they actually seethe about being called Mormons nowThe head of the church called it a 'victory for satan' or some shite
>>215129228Diego seething after reading this
summoning a succubus but she doesn't drain my life force through sex like hentai told me and instead sucks me dry from the mouth like that scream extractor in monsters inc
>>215129152
>summoning a succubusbit stupid
>>215129228Name on brick
browsing the italian general and having a right laugh. lad in there raging because his mum took 2 hours to cook some pasta.
>>215129176It was funny, I exhaled with an above average intensity.
Had two pints of water before bed last night and still haven't felt any urge to pee. What's that all about then
6'4 Japanese manhttps://youtu.be/koBxBzgb_ns?si=K479AT3nwMyWD7vT
summoning a succubus but getting the spell wrong and an incubus comes out and shags my arse instead
>>215129262hundreds of people are likely doing this already, unless you're particularly creative you're not going to get any subs
hoping the rustler's group uni gimmick will make a roaring comeback in the last quarter of 2025
>>215129384he's got a very good radio voice
>>215129384kakkoi! se ga takai ne.. uwaaaaWMAF daisuki (jap girl say this)
my poo smells just like the chorizo i ate last night mad that
>>215129262Hardly works because it's too easy and the market is over-saturated.
>>215129340he's raging in english? or italian
nth for the gyaldem
>>215129417in italian just used google translate isnt it>>215129292
summoning a succubus with thick pillowy lips to suck me off continuously until I die from exhaustion/dehydration
>>215129388>>215129411damnwhat if i get good at ai slop so it looks like it was drawn by a real person instead of that basic ai style?
what's a good cryptocurrency to do daily transactions with (fudders need not respond)
>>215129429>porco dioisn't that an insult against someone's mumwhy would he insult his own mum
>>215129460she took 2 hours to cook some pasta
>>215129384Rorke seething because in his view Japan is "based and trad" and they shouldn't allow filthy foreigners to be born in Japan
evil ass tea
>>215129418damn this bitch is ugly
think more restaurants and bars should have a dress codenothing too over the topjust a no shorts and no t shirts policyathleisure is a scourge on society that should be resisted
making a cup of satanic tea for myself and the builder doing up my house
mad how yank comedy orbits around one very specific type of person
>>215129443doesnt basically any other than bitcoin fulfil that purposewhatever has some adoption. litecoin or ethereum
>>215129502sounds lavley thatproper job init bruv
>>215129513you get videos based on your interests
>>215129479why are millenial hipsters like this?
>>215129513rob schneider
>>215129491Melty hours begins
>>215129513astroturfed satanic slop
dranked some xpired milk just tummby hurteds
>>215129442There are already millions of indians pumping out smut. You can make it produce any art style you want but it's not going to change the basic arithmetics of it. I see on tw*tter for every "successful" AI account thousands that have less than 1k followers and only make crumbs. The amount they make is already pocket change in their country, hardly covering the electricity cost.I use AI for my own supply but I can't expect to make good money out of it and neither should you.
hmm I need routine
>>215129564wont end until it comes out one hole or another
>>215129543she's an uggo
>>215129496wasn't even that long ago that men would still wear a shirt and tie on a night out. Seems like at some point in the early 90s they suddenly dropped centuries of traditional formalwear and decided trainers and a t-shirt was fine for everything except funerals and job interviews
UC just came inWill be dropping it all on my favourite vtuber La+ Darkness
hmm good vibes in my house starts now so that im not yellin (about bad shit)
Over the few days Zarah Sultana has>fraudulently collected a million or so pounds for party memberships>declared the party in question is sexist>announced she's going to sue people in the party>decided to let bygones be bygonesWtf why the change of heart so suddenly, reckon she was just on the rag?
>>215129579oughh but i dont want to work an actual job
>>215129601mate...
>>215129616I rate the hustle
>>215129600HATE him
>>215129616because women (especially leftoid women) are hysterical banshees
>>215129616stupid ugly paki bitch
me I still have £50 to last me till next month. easy and I have money for the things I actually NEED! we did it. at least we did this
>>215129598>except funerals and job interviewsEven job interviews is shaky these days
get it scranned
>>215129639total deutsch love
microplastics aren’t a big deal
>>215129663give it a rest heathermong
>>215129663>seal deal mainKek, nice touch
Gf wants to go to Paris..
>>215129681shut up leftypol
>>215129682mindraped schizo
im not heathermong
who wanna play OW
>>215129705might as fucking well now that heathermong is here flipping out
Rorke complaining about microplastics but eating pot noodle, rustler burgers and washing it down with a mug of tea (teabags have millions of microplastics)
yes you are
>>215129717my teabags are plant based
>>215129717put a sock in it leftypol
>>215129719nomnomnomnomnom
>>215129692take her to see the croydon transmitting station and tell her its the eiffel tower
Who is your favourite black comedian from the UK?(Richard Ayoade is mixed and doesn't count)
right well that's a man pumping up his willy
Play Parasite Eve it's really good. It was never released in Europe which is a total crime because it's one of the best PS1 games.
>>215129719am not and you're touched in your gay little head
Actually apparently teabags release BILLIONS of microplastics. What the hell?!
A Light Lunch.
>>215129727is that how htey get erections? I guess the balls might as well do something
https://youtu.be/CsaqQZR7ilI?feature=shared
>>215129753i hate niggers
https://youtu.be/eKL3TceSxvk:skull::skull:
>Keir Starmer to announce the UK's recognition of the Poowong Autonomous Zone this week
>>215129787
meltdown
Why aren't you at work?
>>215129727err the scrandemic?
>>215129623No one does but we all must.
>>215129793cheeky lil nonce murder
>>215129772>light>680 kcal
watching a video about a joose now do joose is loose !!
obsessed
>>215129828im a dole dosser
>>215129828got a week off haven't i
>>215129828You work so I can live.
>>215129753Was gonna say Charlie Williams but like like he's mixed as well
>>215129771which is why you should never press the teabag with your stirring spoon because it releases a fuckton more of them also makes it taste slightly better if you skip the press
>>215129856you dont live. you just exist
>>215129828Called in sick to eat a large chips and battered sausage and cry myself silly
im obesed
>>215129867like a bookshelf
the Chinese have teas which dont use teabags
>>215129838>Daily calories 2500>around 25% of your daily for lunchSeems about right, if anything a touch low
>>215129885how so
The Black Prince of the Third Reich
really need a poo but I'm at work so I'm stuck
>>215129876ridiculous. i only cry when im hungry
>>215129885a bookshelf full of books with every page smeared with poo
>>215129867Back to work wagie
>>215129907>>Daily calories 2500fat cunt detected
>>215129907>Daily calories 2500Alright fatlad?*jiggles your belly*
>>215129908bookshelves aren't living but they exist
>>215129934twink stickman detected
wow a benzo which lasts 60 hours thats a good idea
>>215129856>A man that works 40 hours as week alongside with hours spent on supplementary tasks (travel, food preparation, networking etc.)>A man that does as he pleases 24/7Who's freer?
lol @ azog
>>215129950its all mind control innit
>>215129950injectable antipsychotics are a thingthey last a long time and can be administered by the court (!!!)
>>215129961benzos are good for anziety and having a shit life (to fix your shit life) >>215129962those work different
>>215129934>>215129940This is normal for a grown man that does more than sitting on his arse all day
>>215129941sure but how does that relate to being on welfare
Don't know
ywn go back and be hyped for cataclysm beta again ;_;
>>215129934>>215129940Clear you two never exercise
>>215130000Nice quads
thought I saw some rabbits but they were just pigeons
Why do so many Brits I see online think Australians hate them?
The Don Quixote of Japan
it would be good for the CIA or MI-5 to teach people about resisting programming. the amateurs trying it (like them doing int here) should get fucked, it should backfire
applied for 5 jobs already todayi've done what i can, time to do some abject fucking around for a few hours
Wow you cunts are really the biggest faggots imaginable and the retarded fucking jannies are the biggest retards imaginable. I did not, in any way or capacity, announce a report or anything. I only advised other people to report shit postsNow fuck you all.
>>215129960>Risk your life for your country >Get replaced by browns Much like our grandparents
>>215129984>>215130009cope greedylads
monkaS
>>215129986
>>215130037melty!
somehow gingerpaedo returned
>>215129828Prefer not to say
cor... nice assets
My sexual fantasy
mad how big kim in north korea went to school in switzerland and had a best mate who was just a white dude from portugal
>>2151300405ft7 and built like a brick shithouse mateI dare you to say that to my face
>>215130057I'm about to go to bed and forgot about my promise :(
>>215129900Best girl x
>>215130081...sexo
>>215130031Mishima looked about like Goro Kishitani
>>215129934>>215129940you're either dyel, 5'8 or both
So earlier today, some young males shouted "baldie" out of their vehicle window and giggled like little school girls at me as I was walking past their vehicle on the pavement minding my own business.I ignored it at first, but when I turned around they shouted "baldie" again laughing loudly at me and so I gave them the finger in retaliation. This was during busy morning traffic and I can't help but feel I should have just ignored the immature drive-by shoutings of "baldie" and gone about my business instead.Have you ever been a victim of a random drive-by shouting?
>>215130098um?
>>215130040I'm 6'4 and a gardener so I can get away with eating a lot yummy yummy
Get rorke fed
>>215130107...
>>215130103rattled baldy
>>215130093go to sleep and never wake up
Feels like I've got a massive tonsil stone in my throat
>>215130046>headpat protectorBoooo
>>215130100Prime nippon phenotype desu
>>215130121The Poz shop
>>215130145pure jomon blood
>>215130133Mindraped
>>215130103I once went out for a walk and a group of girls in a car stopped to wave and smile at me before driving off. I weigh 300lb. They were very obviously taking the piss out of me
>>215130108wow bet you clean upbig and strong but tender and sensitivemeow
imagine charlie kirks wife got shot at his memorial
>>215130160>lb FOY
>>215130159the actually raped
My ManifestoDoes it benefit white Europeans? I support it.Does it harm white Europeans? I am against it.End
she wants a man who shits regularlyalas that isn't me
>>215129836He betrayed Minji's taste, I'll never forgive this nonce murdererhttps://youtu.be/NMtAot_sgSw?si=onxwL4sFEbC8SHiy
tesco all out of seal deals again livid
Bellular is updating me on the latest World of Warcraft news.
>>215130179
>>215130186which white Europeans?
>>215130103Hello fellow baldy...Yes indeed, just last week I was victim to a woman shouting "where's your hat" on a particularly chilly evening and a bloke at the pub bantering meIt not right
>>215130160As a former fat man I feel you - always see fat women claim that society doesn't judge fat men in the same that fat women are judged, but things like this happened to me constantly. One time I was jogging and a group of lad pulled up alongside me and sang the Rocky theme, but I did find that funny. Another time a guy shouted "RUN FAT BOY, RUN" out the window
pooey gay poo hahhhhhhhahaahahhh
My ManifestoDoes it benefit my tender nards? I am against it.Does it harm my tender nards? I support it.End
madly mental how
saw a dragonfly
>>215130103i had my car dark tinted because i dont want people to see me. im shy
>>215130258>>215130258>>215130258New
>>215130212we're getting a few /brit/ lads together for legion remix if you're interested
What do you call this Nipponese face?
>>215130267not british culture I don't believe
>>215130224
>>215130292nothing outside of this should exist tbqh
>>215130310Agreed - but I forgot to include Crete and Southern Cyprus.
>>215130290gonna cry?
>>215130392might do see how things pan out x
>>215130292>Spain and Italy but not Belarus, Russia or Ukrainelol
>>215130486stfu timmoslav
>>215130513not an eastern slav
>>215130486I've been to Spain, Italy and Belarus. Where have you been yank?
>>215130649England France Spain Italy Poland Germany Australia Mexico
>>215130718he meant countries not 4chan generals
