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>>215149848Cute!
good thred
>>215149848me and who?
Castlevania of choice
banged ur muddah
Your date is gonna look like this
investors here can start small with CD's, if yo have $$ to spareonce you see how it grows, you will be addicted and want to contribute more
>>215149921are you the big one or the small one
i wish i had a billion dollars
>>215149948small
Toast for breakfast, hotdog for lunch, and spicy Ramen for dinner two days in a row
>>215149960plapping or trooning
>>215149971neither you coomtard
Sorry but I'm putting all my money in "Anthro big titty shiba inu women coin"
Timmies became shudras and dalit working manual labour and cleaning poop…Indian gods became tech gods making hand over fist in money.
I bought a whole chicken for lunch and cooked it on Friday but was picking at it all weekend and when I brought it to work for lunch today there wasn't anything left barely and I had to get Subway
Who the fuck is "timmy"
Nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
>>215150004timmy is tommy's brother
>>215149979me personally I would feel emasculated if I was half the size of the girl I was dating
watchin destiny
>>215150048almost as gay as watching anime
>>215149992but indians only work lowly IT jobs resetting passwords or mopping up spilled coffee in slop houses
Had a little turtle. His name was tiny tim
this board is so shit every other thread is “white women love [my ethnicity]” with a tiktok
what is the best first job to get if you don't want to work with peoplethinking warehouse work
>>215150004Another attempt by black people to create a slur for white people. They really tried hard with "cracker" but after several decades of failed attempts to hurt our feelings they're workshopping a new insult called "Timmy". As a white man I can tell you it's even less insulting than cracker and actually makes me laugh because I know whoever is posting it unironically is a seething brownoid screaming into their phone screen.
>>215150101jerking off punks
>>215150101Phone sex operator
Splinter Cell Blacklist is a really underrated game.
>>215150116>>215150121fuck you
>>215150101dishwasher
>>215150101I used to work a warehouse/factory line worker and it was some of the most miserable times of my life
>>215150111Thank youVery bizarre, there are black men out there named Timmy
>>215150155this is also on the short list>>215150163how so
>>215150111as a short white man timmy does hurt the feelings
>>215150111>TimmyRedditjeet uses this unironically on occasion
French porn be like “ahhh putain”
Even Cinderella didn't cry
>>215150139>Ubisoft still using character animations from the first few Splinter Cell games decades later for Ass CreedRemarkable how lazy these Frenchmen are
>>215150101delivery
>>215150199but you're indian>>215150206because he's a seething brownoid manlet who will never be white. i've noticed more indians trying to latch onto black culture and insert themselves into it, they think because they're brown they're the same as black people. needless to say black people are not having it.
>>215150180It was the same monotonous bullshit every day. I would always be watching the clock waiting for the break, which was basically nothing. Depending on gene line you could also get seasoning all over you and you would smell like it for days.
>>215150218There's no pumpkins in my pumpkin patch
Boys don’t cry
>>215150148I mean you will be the one getting fucked but yea
*slips quaaludes into your Jello Pudding Pop*
>>215150276Crazy how if he didn’t rape women he’d be known as the Black Mr Rodger’s
>>215150248>get seasoning all over you and you would smell like it for days.you work in a seasoned chicken factory? What kind of factory has seasoning?
>>215150299but instead he's known as a vile black rapist protected by jewish hollywood elites because he'll spill the beans if they let harm befall him
>>215150180NTA I used to work at a factory and it's soul deadening I was pushing a button for 12 hours over and over while breathing in glue that smells awful and is bad for you The factory is in the middle of nowhere so the commute is like a 2 hour bus ride sometimes longer as there's one highway to a number of industrial parks so it gets backed up
Barely made it to the social development office.
>>215150155Some places hire dedicated dish washers, but it's rare to find a restaurant weee you're just washing dishes unless it's incredibly high volume
>>215150248>>215150368any chance of using earbuds? maybe hide one in your hair?
>>215150311Thankfully I don’t work there anymore. It was a good packaging plant. You know how some of those easy dinners come prepackaged with seasoning? That’s what I’d get on me. Sometimes I’d get the powdered cheese from those easy Mac in cheese on me too
Remember COVID? Wasn't that crazy?
>>215150407The place I worked had mandatory earbuds for hearing protection. I suppose if you were sly enough you could swap them with AirPods. But people will still talk to you if they need something so you don’t want the music up too loud
>>215150445I missed out on the twerking black assesI don't remember that part
>>215150445I had to wear a mask but it was business as usual otherwise
>>215150385anon could work in a soup kitchen
>>215150407My job was a quality inspector basically just eyeball the product for obvious cracks then hit a buttonThere was zero supervision, so I'd listen to music and read on my phone during dead periods Still was an awful jobThe monotony becomes impossible to bare. And I would leave feeling dizzy in the head from all the chemicals I was breathing inIt wasn't worth it, which was why I left after like two weeks
>>215150407>>215150451If you REALLY want to work alone, maybe try security. The pay is shit but it can be extremely chill. Pic related is the security job I worked, I could legit bring in my ps2 with CRT and nobody cared
>>215150482they treated it like the end of days here, cops were literally sparta-kicking down peoples' doors on Christmas eve and dragging them out of their houses for "violating lockdown rules"but vaxxies will try to convince you that none of this ever happened and we should just totally forget about it.
>>215150445actually I got the British vaxxx shots, they were called "elite vaxxed"
>>215150445>Remember COVID? Wasn't that crazy?hopefully it was the most insane time in our lives that we need to deal with
Do you like German things?
>>215150534nah civil war is coming in the next decade, it's going to be way worse than the lockdowns.
>>215150552Some things, yes.
>>215150451>>215150502thanks anons>>215150509I don't look the part of a security guard, getting hired would probably be unlikely
It should be legal to shoot someone for littering in a national park
>>215150572Buddy, have you seen what security guards actually look like? At least in America they will hire anyone with a pulse. I was a chubby bastard when I got hired there and one of my coworkers was at least 350 pounds
>>215150554>civil war iwho owns all the guns?who knows how to use them?who won't start crying and shaking at he first shit fired?it will be a very fast one of it happens
>>215149848Edizione piccolissima
>>215150598I'm 120lbs and short
>>215150572>>215150598To add, security aren’t even security, they are “deterrence”. You can only use physical force when defending yourself or another person. (At least in the US)
I want to fart in Chappell Roan's butt
NIGGA HE'S NUTZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnAgrEJQWug
>>215150600it won't be a civil war of one civi group against another, it will be civilians vs. government forceslikely right wing armed militias vs. israel-loyal zogbot militants in uniform
Post a car you want and could reasonably afford
>>215150650>live in DIABLO CIRCLE>surprised when wild beasts start savagely attacking you
>>215150048hasanabi clears zestiny
sup bros
Cat is sitting on me award
The name's Phallius P. Pozzbottom, at your service.
>>215150732I wish I was sitting on you
I had Chinese food for supper.
>>215150763>I had Chinese food for supper.>posts a catwhat did he mean by this
>>215150552>>215150571the MG-42 tended to overheat in the barrel, a technique was to piss on them while in combat
>>215150685
Why does football having higher CTE rates than boxing
Name my band
>>215150803
>>215150784yeah but that's why they designed them to have such a quick-change barrel
>>215150835If that's true, I would guess that having the back of your head slam into the ground repeatedly is worse than being punched by fists covered with a pillow
>>215150835A boxer may only box 4-6 matches a year max
Getting sushi
>>215150850Jordy & The Yids
>>215150865This is literally my favourite car, anon. Not my overall favourite vehicle, however.
>>215150873Bare knuckle boxing has lower concussion rates than gloved boxing. The gloves are only there to protect your hands. If anything the gloves encourage you to hit harder. If you punch as hard without a glove you are going to break some fingers >>215150874But boxers also regularly spar. CTE also comes from sub-concussive episodes. There is no safe way to get hit in the head
I’m okay! I’m feeling okay hahah. Let’s all go be friends and get jobs. I feel okay. I’m gonna be okay let’s go to the jobs.
>>215150929You would see that it's more common in pro wrestlers who used to work almost the whole year
Speaking of boxing, it used to be much more brutal. Games could easily last to over 70 rounds
>>215150934gr8 b8 m8
Waow And I Just Rememebred About Jobs! LetS All Have Jobs!
Absolutely brutal
My neighbors are Ecuadorian and their actions have made distaste for Ecuadorians as a people increase by 100 fold. Rude fucking culture.
I really want an old Toyota trugg
Black family moved in across the street from me, I hope they are pleasant people
>>215151006old boxy cars like this or land rovers are based. the chicken tax and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Oh snap. I accidentally turned in my mixed music CD.
>>215151006We said that you can afford
>>215150981brain vs. gay brain
https://youtu.be/IKcSu6lgjkU?t=41I never understood why EBM wasn't as popular as Metal. This shit sounds awesome.
>>215151006wish manufacturers could restart production of older cars
My brain doesn't jiggle jiggle it folds
>>215151060I saw a video from donut where they bought 2jz new from China and their engine rebuilder said "The metal work, cuts and design of the motor is so bad that you literally would have been better off buying one from the junkyard"
>>215151046> Hocico (Spanish pronunciation: [oˈsiko]) is a Mexican electro-industrial duo that was formed in 1993 in Mexico City.> Mexico Citythey don't sound brown to me
>>215151104they had to know that would be the case
>>215151046Edgy teenage me used to listen to aggrotech in the early 2000s...Nachtmahr, Tactical Sekt, Suicide Commando, Grendl...lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McnTeuKtmfg
They’re opening a Burger King nearby. I haven’t had Burger King in probably close to 20 years, is it any good?
>>215151146dogshit
>>215151146No. No one even eats at BK in the US anymore
>>215151040I have $140k in savings I can afford one
>>215151157>>215151158Yeah that’s what I assumed. I’ll probably try it once. But I’m not expecting much.
Celebrities finna chimp out over Kimmel
>>215151164Is that like $2 USD?
>>215151138I feel like they would approach bodywork the same way and I have no reason to believe otherwise
>>215151188isn't that what your mom charges for a BJ?
>>215151234No. It's what your father charges for a bj in all gay bathhouses across Ontario.
To be alive, to walk this earth. That’s the real curse right there
You know what? Body styles from the '90s aged better than we thought
>>215151234bodied that freak
>>215151319Replying to your own posts is cringe and sad
>>215151295There's a guy near me with a mint condition Sunbird and I want it. Post 2000's cars are when it all went pear shaped and everything got bloated and pigfat.
>>215151331this is what peak performance looks like
Who you got?
>as is the
just survived 70 miles per hour winds and heavy rain
>>215151427I was worried about you
i probably have CTE from hitting myself in the head, who cares we all gonna die anyway
Why am I such an unfocused lazy piece of shit who should swerve into oncoming traffic and kill himself?
people who get upset about the weather are pure midwit material
>>215151401he don't bite
>>215151431went walking to the gym after it ended and it was closed, shit was looking rough out in the streets though
which AI (e.g. copilot, Gemini, etc.) Is the most unbiased
>>215151457Tay, may she RIP
>>215151440dunno, cool bird
>>215151401Amazing pic
most noble goal mankind could set for itself is to destroy all life on the planet
>>215151471Up yours woke moralist
>>215151450it's okay to be upset about bad luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxwl1h8I3Jg
i want to want to kill myselfbut i don't want to kill myselfbut i want to want to
>>215151457Grok@grok, is it true you're the most unbiased?
>>215151514kinda fucked for the people who dont want to want to want to and actually just want to
>>215151457depends entirely on what you consider to be bias. reality has a liberal bias, for example.
>>215151543yeah but i got nothing to do with them
need more posts about women, jews, and niggers STAT
big fan of women, jews, and african americans. they make the world a better and more interesting place. i'm thankful to have them in my life.
something i ate made me a little sick over the weekend. my ring is on fire man. think i'll just eat at the end of the day and drink til then. i don't wanna give my guts any more ammo for these napalm poops
Here's a video of Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frye speaking Somali https://youtu.be/5JJoMhaafqc?feature=shared
and it burns, burns, burnsthe ring of firethe ring of fire
Big Fan Of Jobs. Love Having One. Working To Get The Monies To Buy Things. Love Purchasing Products, Merchandise, And Services. Work More Get More Monies Purchase More Goods And Servcies.
>>215151614minneapolis/st paul has the largest somali population outside of somalia. this isn't that surprising.
>>215151614he says it's a great honour to have illiterate third worlders in his communitywhat is wrong with this man
>>215151622ha! you canadians always make me feel better. you're always funny
My sharts brings all the boys to the yard
>>215151636
what's with all the crash bandicoot sloppa ittdid the retirement home finally get internet access
I saw a ghost today.I was outside and I saw this shadow figure in the window and it was waving at me like it was beckoning me to come closer. It wasn't my mom or my dad.
[redacted] tongue my [redacted]
reckon suicide booths aren't a terrible idea
Didn't tip award. Have you ever fallen asleep in public?
>>215151701rape it
stop talking about suicide it's degenerate.
women be like
>>215151723or else what, you'll tell me to kill myself? get bent faggot
USS Liberty?
shotgun blast to the head as I'm falling off a bridge into a body of water where I won't be seen or ever need to be cleaned upthoughts?
I think I'm entering a new masturbation era.
>>215151711No, people who fall asleep in public are either druggies or mentally ill
>>215151733The wind
Chrysler/Dodge is the section 8 of brands
>>215151745what about it?
I should stop destroying my life
>>215151749
>>215151457For what? I had this discussion with another anon in this thread before but I've played around a lot with AI trying to do D&D and of them Gemini is by far the best at giving comprehensive replies, chatgpt is shit and repetitive and copilot just wants to bing search for you, for 1 on 1 conversations kobold horde ran through sillytavern is the best but talking to an ai like a person feels weird and pathetic tbqh
>>215150981how do soul believers explain this? what happens to your soul when you become a retard with brain damage?
>>215151749ram is the only good brand they have and even then it's questionable
>>215151733I will do everything I can to save you or even resurrect your body if possible and keep you alive for 100 years in a vegetative state of pure agony because all life has value and its the right thing to do
>>215151457depends on what you want AI to do, there are uncensored variants on huggingface
I drive a 2018 honda civic which I anthropomorphize into a japanese milf
>>215151766thank you anon that is very considerate. if I ever regained my mobility I would strangle the life out of you
>>215151743I am mentally ill.
Im mentally chill *smiley face with glasses emoji*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dssVIYCu4h8
I feel like if i drink now and take a melatonin later to help me sleep my liver will die but maybe chatgpt is lying to me
i want to be enslaved, but not in a gay sex way, just building some pyramids or a dam or a bridge or some shiti don't think slavery is good, i just think i'm a bad person and i'm bored of rotting inside
OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO NONONONONKNONONONONONO NOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why is nobody here from New York
I am mentally ill *does a jig*
Going to intentionally step on a piece of watermelon and trial the whole thing through my workplace and get it all over the floor accidently because the janitor was rude to me
>>215151819how do you know that
>>215151819new yawk brothas have things they can actually do outside instead of spending 16 hours every day on the internet superhighway
>>215151819New York niggas just go outside and socializeThis general is for losers from small towns
should i eat the chocolate bar?
>>215151815need a gf who enslaves me and forces me to be the best version of myself. sort of like what men used to do with women but reverse. OMG what the heck???
>>215151819Because they all got eaten by rats
Thinking about leasing a new car, maybe a Honda HRV
Detroit >>> New York
>>215151876You think you're a tough guy? Post your dick
Size doesn't matter. Except to women and gay men.
>>215151882It depends on how you think the value of the car will go at the end of the terms of your lease. I would advocate for financing instead if you can find a favorable interest rate.
100k left to 99 strength. Almost there!
According to grok, 98% of men who end up being virgins past 30 do lose it at some point
>>215151874Try a carrot instead
>>215151907No one cares about this boring shit you faggot nerd
>>215151888well no but i don't get what the cover of bill bryson's A Walk In The Woods has to do with it
what if men could pay to have bigger muscles without excise just like women can pay to have a fat transfer or bbl
>HULK HOGAN! HOGAN! You do not understand that I have walked through the valley of the death and communed with spirits! The spirits say "your time is over".
>>215151931no they have sex bitch bastard saari will of having the sex eventually
>>215151936Some guys get ab implants
>>215151924I would destroy your face in a fight.
>>215151907Shan't be financing even with my excellent credit score, maybe I should lease a Dodge Dart
does the insult "fuck you bloody" mean "im going to fuck you so much your ass bleeds"?
>>215151924Cringe rims
>>215151920
>>215151968Just imagine if the United States forces all the Indians h1b visa holders to go into debt to stay there thereby creating a form of large-scale debt slavery in the United States; a situation very like India's, in fact.
Almost Halloween time bros
>>215151990Did you know Like A Prayer is about giving head? >>215152004Hell yeah bruvva.
>>215152004we're over a month away thoughifitistobesaid
>>215151998Their fall back plan is Canada, of course. Mark Carney has already said that he talked to big business in Canada and they have a pent-up demand for more temporary workers and supply must meet demand, just like a pussy goes inside a dick
Reminder: Spooktober is 61 days.
What should we do?
hello im a fuckin oumpkin
>>215152033Throw a party
life's a bad deal, what the fuck was i thinking gettimg into this shit
Ummmm cum bros what is our response to this? https://youtu.be/rZHwGnGrm_k?si=tVAQbsgTCOI1uILc
Time to chug my slug
>>215152033write a 5000 word essay on agriculture in Tanzania and the challenges that they face in developing a modern economy
I made homemade hamburger helper for dinner. It tastes much better and has no harmful ingredients
god help me I really want to play ESO againI don't even care for the MMO aspect of it, I just like adventuring in the TES worldbut the game is unplayable without premium and I can't justify giving those KIKES any more of my money
>>215152072>and the challenges that they face in developing a modern economyBrack peeble o be violent n shit.
>>215152075>homemade hamburger helperso pasta and meat sauce?you don't call homemade cheeseburgers "whoppers" do you?
>>215152052Can we go to the booze hound on Irving Park after?
My blood is gatorade
>>215152101>so pasta and meat sauce?No, homemade hamburger helper
>>215152093>it's just another african shitho-
>>215152050Yeah not a fan of it eitherThis latest season has been really mediocre Writers kinda lost the plot
>>215152123shut the fuck up you retarded consumerist monkey nigger
>>215151979kek. also i love how grok goes into relatable bro mode if you swear
sometimes the pant poops you
And then Mohammed said "gimme that 9 year old pussy bitch"
watching sportsballlll
cleaned my dry herb cannabis vapeshit hits so smooth now
is there a way to kill oneself nearly painlessly and without instant regret, fucking it up, and leaving yourself maimed for the rest of your life?
>>215152131you're telling me africa looks like THIS!?!?!
Need a beautiful babe in my lap
>>215152194yes but I'm not telling you because if you die we'll lose a /cum/ poster which is unacceptable
>>215152182Same
>>215152182i've been hurt too much to bother watching. my motor city kitties finna dunk on them ratbirds DOE.
>>215152209This is the only time I've been here. It seemed like the most appropriate place to ask
>>215152180It was a political marriage. He did it to consolidate power.
Who's winning
>>215150139I did a tour of the ubisoft offices in Toronto and they had a ton of splinter incel stuff
>>215152209This is why I refuse to kill myself.
>>215151875It's funny how much Chinese love voyeurism, must be a result of their internet blocking anything sexual
What if you go to hell and then when they send you to the torture part of it you just hear the Chris Benoit theme song play
>>215152238Did they have the goggles
>>215151817Wild how we have a country full of pajeets and they can all commit the most heinous crimes imaginable then just hope on a flight back to Jeetistan never to face punishment
>>215152209You highlighted the one case where it would literally affect nobody. No one would notice if someone here killed themselves
>>215152145ur ugly thoughts are the reason ur an ugly person
Little Caesars is trash tier
pain is the name of the game
>>215152283their breadsticks are insane though
Here's musky coffee. It has been aged under the foreskin of a bodybuilder. $200 a cup please
Papa Johns is good.
>>215152273Bodied that freak
for me, it's Amy's Gluten Free Spinach Pizza.
>>215152292german american white girl, thank you
>>215152258No, Sam took them on a mission
might become a /pol/ guy
>>215152308Psychosomatic health issues or just rich enough to buy vegan/vegetarian stuff?
>>215152326Threads are too fast for my liking
>>215152332just like vegan/vegetarian stuff
>>215152326What's your opinion of blacks and jews?
>>215152348Gayyyyyy
>>215152348Fair enough, but I'm still marking you down as upper middle class
>>215152366not a fan
>>215152298he didn't reply. he tucked his tail between his legs in (ugly) shame
>>215152394You'll make it.
>>215152194Swallow some fent with water. Like duh.
/x/ was saying the rapture might be tomorrow
this post is extremely low quality
tourists got bitten by otters again and tried to sue the city hall
can i bake
Let’s all say “skewango” out loud right now! Let’s all fucking do it! Say “skewango” right now!
>>215152425u tk him 2 da bar?
>>215152424>Be the Bible>explicitly tell people nobody knows when the Last Judgement and 2nd coming will be>Tell people not to make predictions about it either>Somehow it's become an entire industry with the concept of the Rapture (not in the Bible btw) one of the most predicted events
>>215152463go for it princess
>>215152424christ doesnt give a specific time
Not a fan of thuggish looking black teenagers with their pants sagging around their ass.
>>215152463no
>>215152428> again
>>215152411Where do I get fent? I don't have any cash. Can I make it myself?
>>215152483not a fan of any of them tbqh with u
NEW>>215152488>>215152488>>215152488
>>215152509>>215152509>>215152509oh no...
>>215152519don't worry sugarplum i'll keep your thread alive until it can be recycled appreciate you <3
>>215152265the punishment is that they're banished to jeetistan
