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Denounce the United States!
pressing conversations with the proto gf
My penis? Currently flaccid.
>>215152488I never watched this show, I don't think it aired in Canada
>>215152515>anon's going to be peeing in her vagBased and Pisspilled.
>>215152512I denounce Canada.
Really upset with my dad today, he was really fucking mean
>>215152532I don’t believe it
>>215152515>yeah I'm just gonna pee in her vagina and she's gonna piss all over my dick and we'll both be shitting the bed for two days and there will be Domino's pizza, takeout boxes, piss, mixed with poo crumbs while we do a record breaking penis in vagina.
>>215152555rape him
>>215152560hot
Denounce The Dominion and their allies
>>215152557I mean on over the air channels or basic cable, specialty providers don't count
going to the gym and exercising is a super basic habit and every normal person does it
Describing your orifaces as gaped or gaping in my new book about you
we insideposting on the chon and farting
I was molested when I was a child! Why?! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!
>>215152515americans would text like this but never actually marry. why is that?
Talk about religious deities as if it makes you look smart and not the total opposite again
>>215152569Cartoon Network is a premium channel in Canada? goddamn
>>215152563No, he just needs to be nicer to me and my brother, we run his business for him now
>>215152568I denounce the Liquid jew and their drug addicted negro lizard army. And I don't like their sneaky Vorta either
>normalfags, schizojeet, and annoying indogso very grim
sigh
>mfw there's an israel flag in /cum/
>>215152586lmfao
I love OLIVIA RODRIGO
hi
home from waging at the grocery store and the water is shut off. love my life man
There are so many serial killers in the USA that they can have dinner parties in NYC and no one even notices
Yeah I never had access to Cartoon Network growing up.
If I could just leave my body for the night
Egyptian activist Alaa Abdel Fattah will finally be free. This is incredible news. Incredible news.
if something interesting happened to me would it be more likely to be good or bad do you think
>>215152602Every channel in Canada has to be Canadian so we get knockoff American channels
>>215152618don't be mean he forgot to turn on his proxy.
>>215152634You missed out on that weird backstory in Adventure Time where the Ice King and Marceline have history and he saves her but the crown makes him crazy
>>215152635Some jeet would use your body as a toilet.
>>215152548cute pigeon. I like the landing gear coming out near the end
my name yeff
>>215152631Dexter's gonna get that fat faggot next season
>>215152620Did you actually laugh? I hope so. I hope my misery can bring others joy.
psa if you come to west virginia dont try and pet otters they will bite you and you will get fined by the municipal government for interfering with wildlife
>>215152647Default CTV is actually pretty good for normalfags, because they buy up the more popular American shows.
My back hurtsGonna take a tylenol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg
Today I smiled at a very hot blonde girl and she smiled warmly in return.I encourage you all to smile at pretty women.
>>215152624Why are all the pop stars acting like pornstars recently?
hiiiii this is an ancient mexican prayer pass it on okii? xp
>>215152671River otters or sea otters?
>>215152676Does CTV still do the odd movie on Friday or Saturday? –t. haven't watched TV in years, haven't had cable for over a decade.
>>215152624Satanic>>215152694They worship the devil.
>>215152694Labels probably make them. Just like how they're ''''''lesbians''''''' now
>>215152686prolly thought you were autistic
>>215152694Recently?
BIG CHUNGUS
hasanabi asmongold bl fanfic
Thinking about starting a tiktok to attract jasonkin viewers
>>215152702Yeah, they do movies on Friday/Saturday. I see that CTV still goes for the popular shows, when I'm at my dad's place.
>>215152715Cope
So as I was saying, could use an effective, quick, and mostly painless suicide
>>215152719They always dressed like sluts but like crawling on their knees like they are about to suck a dick and shit like that blonde one's album poster etc etc is a level we haven't seen until recently
ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
>>215152668yes i did
>>215152748Kabbalistic Whore of Babylon ritual
>>215152662Darn tootin'
>>215152756Bust a load on Fanny. Bust a load for free.
>>215152756that's his bitch
tomorrow i have to turn my hoarders buried alive landfill bedroom upside down looking for my social security card do not let me forget alright. because they only give you one and you can’t get it on your phone and it’s a tiny little scrap of paper that’s critically important to doing anything in all of life so don’t let me forget about it
>>215152756>FannyAbsolutely fucking hate this name
>>215152756she looks jewish
Where do I live?
>>215152797Canada
>>215152770>>215152773>>215152775I forgot to type my "yjk" post
>>215152739Ok see I live with my mum and we used to have a TV in the living room until recently but my mum threw it out cause it was broken. But for years we'd use a digital antenna, which costs like $20 and gets you all the basic channels and all the free public station channels near you for free. So that's how we watched TV for years and years; I haven't watched personally watched TV in several years, and I don't know when the last time was my mom watched TV, however. She usually just watches Instagram on her phone, but she wants to get a new TV so she can use a Roku stick (the USB port was broken).
>>215152700we have river otters and they look cute but they will climb in your canoe and bite you and then you have to pay the city $8000 dollars for messing with them
>>215152797inside my ass and you control me using levers
>mum
>>215152828Ya wanker.
any bubble butt man in?
I’m Irish
disintegration is the best album ever
The year is 2030, President Tucker announces denaturalization of all American citizens of Jewish ancestry to a football stadium packed with supporters. After finishing the announcement, Tucker and the audience share a high pitched cackle in unison.
>>215152847I look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJLFnnvCZJI
>>215152515okay we’ve moved on to a hotter convo
This Summer might be your last
>>215149701date went pretty well. i wanted to kiss her, but she said we could do that on the 2nd date instead. i'm excited.
>>215152815Correct answer.
>>215152873What did she say to you keeping your wiener in her for 2 days?
>>215152861i miss the darker color palette of 90s south park
can someone explain what a speech-language pathologist actually does1 out of 10 girls on the dating apps has this job and it seems like it's literally just telling people how to talk normal-like
>>215152897she would have to pee lol
This summer might be your last. >>215152887Very true. Ah, the remains of summer memories...
>>215152904they talk to autists for four hours each. my ex gf was one
>>215152907She'd still be able to pee. Wait, do you think that her baby hole is her pee hole?
>>215152907>you wouldn't suck the urine into your own bladdersmdh
>>215152488My dad liked this show, he said it reminded him of Ren and Stimpy
>>215152923how much did your mom pay her?
Me when I see you irl https://youtube.com/shorts/oM_vnG4BRIU?si=BoLlMAMt-WCBxaXO
>>215152812last year there was a whole big karflookle because a pack of five river otters tried to approach some fishermen and one of the fisherman hit an otter with his rod and he got five years in county because of it if an otter approaches you either leave or lie and say you never saw one also be careful of tree wells people die up here every year in snowshoe please come to west virginia and spend all your money and admire our nature but dont interact with it in any way or the government will steal your money and make you spread asphalt
this used to be the shit on ps3
Need coffee!
Holy shit how incredibly interesting could this dumbass ragebait topic be?Why do people watch this shit?
>>215152488i liked this show, it reminded me of Ren and Stimpy
>>215152951only think I liked from him was the official podcast
>>215152943I had Minecraft on ps3 Xbox and mobile even though I didn't like it
>>215152951I'm watching him play PoE right now
>>215152961base minecraft gets stale but battle mode was extremely based
will you take the anti autism vaccine
momberg said she would decorate the house for halloween on the weekend (she didnt)
It’s gay sex o’clock, population: you and your dad.
>>215153002why don't you do it you lazy worthless faggot
I'm hungy
Sportcucks deserve the rope
>>215152756
>>215153002It's September and your mom has brain damage
>>215152488I heard this show reminded someone of Ren and Stimpy. Maybe that person is someone's dad
>>215153028Deserve’s got nuthin’ to do with it
>>215153028kek you are seething at these retards who probably all have children
>>215153027*pees and poops in your mouth* ya full now?
Skewango!
>>215152698tried 2 clean it up abit
>>215153041im that someones dad
I'll take a gluten free medium chungus please, extra foam and 2 pumps of almond syrup with oat milk and some HIV positive cum please. Oh my name? Just put Obama on the cup.
>>215153050thanks
>>215153053Yeah! Hahaha. Skewango!
>>215153053>t. Odolwa
>>215152756what a schnozz
>>215153047Keep worshipping the niggerkikes
>>215152899was that back when they weren't getting 1.5 billion streaming deals for politics?
Nigga thinks having children is a chad move
>>215153077seething
she weskango on my naskewgo till i skewango
>>215153088It’s actually gay to get pussy
Need a woman to massage me with her feet
>>215153088nigga thinks saying nigga thinks makes him right
>>215153104they do that in thailand
>>215153107Sent that freak flying
shitdicks
oh...so we should stop letting in foreigners, right??
>>215153107B-but I AM RIGHT!!
Colombia officially surpasses Japan and South Korea to have the lowest birth rates in the entire world!
>>215153128NO that's racist and being racist is worse than creating a global economic collapse and mass starvation and violence that results.
tireberg is low, but i have no idea how to put air in it.
>>215153128immigrants aren't stealing college level jobs
>>215153144>but i have no idea how to put air in it.really hope you're trolling
>>215153128Don't you remember what Elon said on Twitter? Americans are retarded.You're both too educated, and too retarded.
>>2151531320.00% chance that this is real.
>>215153128NOOOOOOO WE HAVE TO HAVE THE HECKIN WHOLESOME BROWNARINOS!!!
I graduated with honours
>>215153123was he okay?!
>>215153182Smooth sailing from now on hey bud
>>215153146
>>215153166Yes it is retard.
I’m proud to be from Detroit
>>215152694sex sales, pop music all about getting money
Niggas be like: >Skewangoooooooooo!!!
>>215153197i'm not proud to be where i'm from
>>215153197NIGGNIGNGINGIGNIGNIGNGINGINGINGIGNIGNGIGNINIGNGINGINGINGINGIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gonna eat me some chocolate later
>>215153182at my high school all you needed to do to graduate "with honors" was take the right collection of classes. it wasn't particularly impressive.
>>215153223jealous
I got exempted from the graduation ceremony at my school
>>215153158i am not.
I want to kiss ALL the CUTEST anons on the LIPS <3
i'm white trash, but not even the cool kind that rides dirtbikes, i'm a suburb-dwelling son of a fent addict
Detroit is where techno was invented.https://youtu.be/MY__-j3Vxn4
>>215153245those onions sure look hot
>>215153251are you also a fent addict
>>215153223No it's cause I got 3.9 GPA in college
My college was the streets my major was hustling
>>215153264no, but i've smoked meth with my dad once or twice
>>215153197>>215153253Detroit seems based because you can live the hustle and bustle life but only a few streets away nature is reclaiming mankind's sins
Watching a youtube short about schizos and the sczhio is a typical Scandi t00ning on about how there's misconceptions that schizos are violent. Cool, but my uncle went schizo at 15 and tried to kill my mother who was 16
>>21515324513 year old me still would
>>215153251Get a dirt bike then
>>215153273...based?
>>215153295haha thanks
why can my lips not survive without lip balm this is bullshit
Don't cry for me, pray for me
lame
need to poo
>>215153325>tf>tp
>>215153318You don't drink enough water or you're a mouthbreather.
Caught shorty selling box
>>215153279Shame he didn't succeed desu.
in a pinch you can use ear wax as lip balm
>>215153325Not in the streets, jeet.
>>215153350ewwwwwwwwwwww
>>215153341I drink a fuckton of tea and I am not a mouth breather
the onions at the store always have mould on them, always.
>>215153350tftp
why does chickfila have the gayest commercials
I want fiveguys
this world is a rape machine
>>215153378Dick-fil-a
>>215153378Closet homo fast food.
>>215153387in ur asshole because ur gay
>>215153390soon we will close schools for hindu holidays
>>215153396knew someone would say that
You guys are gay and like juicy gay assholes
>>215153387>>215153406in your mouth because ur gay
>>215153430the juice is liquid shit
>>215153454onlyfans when
>>215153461she works for the government they'd kill her if she did that
Should I be trimming the inside of my nasal passage?
>>215153454cringemaxxing
>>215153454i had sex with her
I mean why are we in school for 8 hours a day if they’re gonna give us homework
>>215153476describe her pussyI bet she has a meaty labia
Canadian garbage is not on the rise
what happened to the anon that was going to get a charlie kirk cake and try to sue some homosdid you get roundly mocked and bullied for being autistic and retarded, i hope so
>>215153435no u
Body is destroyed due to excessive exercise today award
I have little 5oz potatoes how long do I bake those
>>215153492good work award
>>215153492I jogged too much last Friday and my shins are still sore
>>215153496if they're on a baking sheet bake them low and slow or they'll burn, maybe 375 for 35-40 minutesif they're in a cast iron/dutch oven/glassware bake at 425 for 20-30 minutes with some olive oil and butter
>>215153490I saw a video of some people trying to get something printed (a sign, IIRC?) for one of the vigils, and the big chain print house’s libtard manager refused to print it on the grounds that it was propaganda
>>215153496are you gonna cut them and season them?
you're still talking about that nigga that got shot
>>215153496Ideally, you should do it with a leave-in digital probe thermometer.
> my neck> my back> my pussy> and my crack> Julius Caesar, Oration to the Crowd, February 12, 132 AD
>>215153537based they should have tried to fine him for wasting paper
>low and slow>375
>>215153533I'm putting em in a pie dish with olive oil and salt. 425 for 30 it is.>>215153543No. I'll put butter on em when they're done.
>>215153555yeah abe was a real one rip
>>215153388I think it's "vampire"
>>215153572you should rub them in oil so they cook evenly and crisp upt. line cook
>>215153572those look bigger than 5oz potatoes, you will probably need to check them at 30 and see if they're cooked in the centreslice them in half if you want to cook them faster
>>215153572why not cut in half then coat with oil and salt and pepper and maybe even rosemary and thyme so they get a nice crispy surface
i got my balls cut off because i'm a catyou got your balls cut off because you're a sexual predatorwe are not the same
>>215153604paaarsley saaage rosemary and thyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymmmeee
>>215153605Speaking of sexual predators did goshcel finally kill xerself
the year is 2009. what movies / television shows is your 3 year old daughter watching? whats her favorite cereal?
being from pennsylvania is a massive red flag
>>215153615bizarre post
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>>215153615I don't know my wife handles all the bitch shit I'm grinding Baal runs
Coffee time!
im back
>>215153591I do. Get a palm full of salt then pour olive oil in.>>215153600They're 5-6oz, I weighed them>>215153604Too much efforts
Horror movie directors be like "Imagine an old woman" and that's it
>>215153639what shit slop house full of jeets did you buy this from?
>>215153496>>215153561Forgot pic
Having to verbalize or communicate anything on a daily basis is grimI don't want to put my thoughts into symbols for other peopleI just want to say goo goo ga ga like a baby and then everyone else claps
>>215153645>I do. Get a palm full of salt then pour olive oil in.ok but your spuddy buddies looked dull like you didn't oil them. i'm glad you did though. are you just eating potatoes or do you have something else to go with them? I always bake a lot of them so I can slice and fry the leftovers for breakfast
>>215153670lol
>>215153663Blenz. They're doing like international drinks so I got the Vietnamese iced coffee one. It's okay. Could be sweeter or it could have more cream in it tb h.
Lest we forget
cum and penis
>>215153693We love are spinny don’t we folks
>>215153645>too much effort to cut a potato
>>215153693neva5getcinnamonroll
>>215153632Bidding for The Superintendent and One of the Spinners, Catawba Cotton Mills, Newton, North Carolina, Lewis Wickes Hine has ended.
>>215153693labubu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76QI KNOW I'M BEING ABUSEDBUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I LIKE THE ABUSEI KNOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MEBUT THAT'S OKAY CAUSE I GOT NO SELF ESTEEMOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Beautiful Crater On Mars (Credit: NASA's Mars Odyssey)
once it's time to recycle:>>215152509
>>215153737no
>>215153734To scale size of my penis and balls.
>>215153673I hadn't yet when I took that pictureThey're in the oven now but here's an older example
>>215153719McDonald’s Cinnamoroll Ninja Turtles Crumbl Cookie Labubu
how much money do you make
>>215153746660 a month from SSI plus 220 in EBT
>>215153745>McDonald’s Cinnamoroll Ninja TurtlesI've collected 7/12.
>>215153725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy1c3Cdq5kU
>>215153750
>>215153746corporations steal my data and sell it but i don't see a penny of it
My networth is in the millions, but I include all of my ejaculate into my networth because its a signal for a man's virility and is equally worthy as USD
ate the chocolate bar now im regretting it this is no way to live
1 more week of putting in job applications then I'm giving up forever
>>215153780kek you gave in
>>215153781My go to cope is that I will move to Alaska and become a fisherman if I can't start a real career I probably won't but it's the fantasy of escape
>>215153673Oh, and I'm gonna pan fry some lamb cubes
Nick Fuentes has a wonderful Chicago accent
>>215153743erotic
>>215153804You forgot the pan.
>>215153804Why do you just put the meat directly on the stove top like that? That's unsanitary
>>215153801i didnt eat any real food today im so hungry
>>215153743Cute lubed up hands ready to go in my bussy
>>215153823I'm fasting today and also hungry
Let the heckin brownerinos in!
>>215153821It's a glass cutting board
>>215153835you should eat a chocolate bar
My physiognomy is so dysgenic. Chinlet, weird gangly arms that hang, staring eyesIf Hitler saw me, he would not hesitate to gas me to death, and he'd be right to do so
>in 50 years i'll be 80i'm still young bros
>>215153850nuh uh
I don’t ever want to grow up. I don’t want to become an adult. I’m just a little fella. Just a sleepy little guy tucked in comfy for bed.
>>215153857just stop staring nigga damn just blink nigga
Idk how to talk to women. Even my retarded giga autist brother found a gross indian girl , but I'm some next lvl incel Think I'll end up becoming one of those creepy old guys with a mail order bride
it feels spooky going nearly 30 mph with leaves and acorns and potholes everywhere
To me it will always be sportsball
>>215153802my fantasy also includes a boat, but I'm not fishing, I'm just watching the country burn
>>21515386980 is the new 50. 50 is the new 30. And 20 is the new 100
AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T CUM
>>215153893get your dad to help you
total jasonrape
>>215153883I am angryANGRY ABOUT SPORTSBALL
If I was a fungi I could just bud offNo pussy bitch necessary
i wish my dad was gay, gay parents raise their children better than straights
Shut the FUCK up Brian
not using any indonesian threads
>>215153936give literally one example
>>215153946Make the new thread
new>>215153958>>215153958>>215153958
>>215153946yeah wtf. this is /cum/ why do we allow foreigners to make threads???
>>215153962>>215153968migrate >>215153964
>>215152512>Denounce the-ACK!
