birdhouse with plywood
>>215157832is that really the best way to do it unless you're in some cheap gastro setting?don't own a microwave, but that would at least cut down on the dishes.
>>215157842 birdhouse with plywood
that’s rorke done then
>>215157885whos going to replace their jobs then
>>215157853Yeah you put egg/s in a cup, whisk with a fork and microwave for a minute and you now have scrambled eggs. Don't even try poached it will explode.
>>215157919Do you mean immigrants or racists?
>>215157919robots
>>215157924will probably never try this, but will have scrambled eggs instead of porridge so thanks for the inspiration
>>215157945Racists don’t have jobs
it is a kitten?where is his ears at though
>>215157966That's Rorke done then
>>215157885The 'gig economy' would collapse overnight
>>215157994COOOOOOOORRRRR
Only know two racists in real life. One is a dosser who has never had a job, one earns 300 grand a year. Not sure
>>215157994Good
>>215158013Rorke is the former and he thinks that racism will turn him into the latter
>>215157994As would the NHS and care homes But you ignore that don’t you rorke
Don’t understand Canadian football. Two 50-yard lines, only 3 downs, 12 players per team instead of 11. It not right.
Mad that people still have to commute to the office in this day and age.No reason not to just be perma WFH and spend most of your day dossing around doing about an hour of actual work each day
mercedes is gonna merge with bmw
Shat myself in the shower
>>215158090Thought Keir was bringing the numbers down but we still at almost a million?
>>215158101HOT
lowkey jiggling my booty
>>21515809043,000 by boat is mental to be fair
>>215158076I was gonna say that it would be ideal for everyone to be a NEET and have a job if they really want to but then I realise that I'm miserable now as a NEET and would love to have a purpose to each day. So we must keep working
>>215158076>No reason not to just be perma WFH and spend most of your day dossing around doing about an hour of actual work each dayWell yeah except a lot of toilbergs are enforcing days in the office now so
>>215158147went so stir-crazy during furlough-toil during covid i started going into cafes and offering to work for free
>>215158141800,000 legally that is mental to be fair
None of it was real. It didn't happen.
>>215158197Covid?
sucking a big black coffee
>>215158197Life itself?
I am a liberal democrat
>>215158236I'm a radical centrist
>>215158254I’m an Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
>>215158269you're a gimp emmayank
>>215158326>>215158269Samefag
CLEVER DILDO HAMCLEVER DILDO HAM
>In July, the Home Office conducteda UK-wide crackdown on illegal delivery drivers,external. It says 1,780 individuals were stopped and spoken to, leading to 280 arrests for illegal working activity. A total of 53 people are now having their support reviewed as a result.British efficiency
Leftypol is such a fucking lemming He gets priced out of having children and then he accepts his government bringing in millions of people for cheap labour Reminder that leftypol also thinks 'capitalists' want you to oppose mass migration
>>215158366
>>215158366someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
there's a guy in the local expat group earnestly asking which office to go to so he can register on the sex offenders registry because the online portal is giving him issuesstunning and brave action from him
>>215158446what? that makes no sense
>>215158446A responsible citizen
bored lads. got a week off work and nothing to do.
nth for the holodem
>>215158504im bored at work and have nothing to do. get in your car and drive somewhere you havent been like bovington tank museum
>>215158446Prove it you won’t
who goes to a museum for fun
It’s Sensitive Young Man autumn… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
Will never be taking another paracetamol after president trumps speech
>>215158474
Pooing on the graves of soldiers. Jesus never wanted war.
Most people cook their eggs on a heat far too high. Simmer down!
want a Range Rover SVR so baddddddBut I’m a broke ass nigga
>>215158045Mental that he killed this gimmick by being a mong
>>215158571Steal one like in GTA
do the scots and northern irish accept each other's meme bank notes that get rejected in england?
We don’t talk about Mihai anymore…
is it true that the bloke who runs the internet is trying to get people to do naughty things with their willies?
why are people saying UBI is a bad thing? literally free money for doing fuck all sounds peng as, like bennies on steroids
>>215158626Because you don’t have to pay for it
>>215158090easy thing for thickos to look at and be upset about though isn't it, the boats
>>215158519OP in the mud
>wow welfare but even more of it!!
>>215158671Who's reading that tho rlly
>>215158616Gone like a smelly fart (corrrr) in the wind
>>215158626nothing in life is free
>>215158766based
hate it when you get invested in your fantasy so much you start noticing plot holes in your own story and don't know how to fix them
arse lad night
>>215158837never met a plot hole that nanotechnology couldn't fill
People here talk about how bad incels have it but at least they're completely detached from society Being a failed normie means your subjected to hanging out with your mates and their partners, laughing, enjoying each others company, in loving committed relationships. It's comparable to sitting a starving man in front of a banquet and saying you can't eat.The ultimate torture.
another session of blatantly lying to my glowie mandatory therapist
>>215158837Going to start training AI on my fantasy world so it can fix these things in time for the full VR experience when it drops
Why do they make everything so gay down there?
making bacon cheese toasted scranwich
What's your lads favourite train station? Me? Easy. Dumbarton Central, obviously.>4 platforms>1 disused>Signal box>Excursion trains pass through it every weekend>Interchange for West highland line meaning you get to speak to interesting foreigners>Sidings/coal yard for steam trains> 15 minute train service>Old booking offices still visible through windows meaning you get to look at cool old posters>There's a tank museum literally 5 minute walk from station>Can see a cool looking castle off in the distance>only 20 minutes on the train to Glasgow
A doctor left a patient on an operating table under anaesthetic to go and have sex with a nurse in another room, a medical tribunal has heard.Dr Suhail Anjum, 44, and the unnamed nurse were caught in a "compromising position" by a "shocked" colleague at Tameside Hospital in Greater Manchester.The incident, in September 2023, came to light in a fitness to practise hearing after Dr Anjum - who had been living in Pakistan - applied to work in the UK again.He did not dispute the evidence against him presented by the General Medical Council (GMC) during the hearing in Manchester, and said his behaviour had been "shameful".The consultant anaesthetist had said he needed a "comfort break" and asked another nursing colleague to monitor the male patient halfway through the procedure.Instead, Dr Anjum went to another operating theatre at the hospital in Ashton-under-Lyne where he had sex with a woman referred to in the hearing as Nurse C.
>>215158950Least incapable biomass doctor
The African refugees that got dumped here are fucking tiny. They're even shorter than Jeets. This is who you're worried about cucking you?
>>215158519laughed at this and a big globule of snot flew at my desk
>>215158950Racism dealing another blow to the economy
bit cold today. not exactly happy about it x
boiling some garlic with the potatoes and going to mash them together. a bit of an experiemnt if you will
10am and i've already had 2 poos
>>215158997Tried this but I didn't cook the garlic just mashed a raw clove in and it was obviously horrible
engaging in some wretched hedonism by putting two scoops of hot chocolate in my coffee
>>215159006ffs rorke
>>215159006screaming
got to go in the office tomorrow for the first time in months. might jump out the window when im there to prove a point
>>215159036ahh hate that x for me its today yet here i am in my smeggy 'home office'
>>215159036What point would you be proving?
>>215159071having to go to the office is a fate worse than death
>>215159036block the toilet
>>215159036they've got me back 3 times a week it's just pure torture it is
ate 3400 calories of pure shite yesterday, grimmers
>>215159084It's doubly worse if you're a failed normie like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzz_Vu8DWtI&list=OLAK5uy_kRDOcmFFozsfPFlA0EiuCR6E9ktGdXJWE&index=4
>>215159115wish i could manage it but my runt stomach struggles, trying to put on 5kg and i've resorted to eating mayonnaise with everything
snorting the gunk at the bottom of my coffee
making a brew brb x
Today`s Pocket Monsterof the dayis ..Mr. Rime !!
currently pooing and farting
Why are we so slow?
2:20 am and still feels like it's 90°. hate not being in Ireland
mummy's gonna make me a chicken salad today
>>215159218is he a nonce
>>215159247Is she sexy
>>215159241Moderation has unironically killed /brit/
>>215159241Shitposters are away, Heathernonce and DTFIC should be on in a couple hours
>>215159241been asking that for years
>>215159303Is it too much to hope that they’ve both killed themselves?
anyone want a level headed discussion on a topic of your choice?
>>215158366Maybe you should stop blaming brown people when the real problem is the super rich
>>215159330no !!
>>215159241see >>215159190
>>215159303dtfic might actually be the most mentally unwell poster we've had here in a while
>>215159218not a real pokemon do a better one
i'm going to destroy the world
Today`sPocket Monsterof the dayis ..Rorkes da !!
Good morning folks, oh how the comfy autumn approaches!
>>215159335:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSI3HuxyNPM&list=RDbSI3HuxyNPM&start_radio=1
>>215159218Fun fact is Mr. Rime's eyes are on his belly The human head and arms are fake
therapist put her hand on my leg again
>people just choose a profession and spend their life doing itas a neet how does one explain this phenomenon?
>>215159364Right let's get those pants of you then x
what's more cruel: cutting a cat's balls off or keeping them but never letting him outside making him an incel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzQDBBe0v8&list=RDBWzQDBBe0v8&start_radio=1
>>215159401She wants to analyze your willy with her clacker
pointers are so difficult to wrap my gay stupid brain around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJB0V0_8Nfg
>>215159401i recoil when anyone touches me. can't help it.
>>215157842Birdwood with plyhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGnNegIPqBA
>>215159471what you confused about
>>215159459We shouldn't neuter cats, it's unethical. We should let them roam outside and shag as much as they want. Pic related.
erm... just seen a gay porn on /brit/... not sure how to feel about it
>>215159514And you’re fat and brown
filled my undies with precum again
>>2151595181 billion native bird shoahs in that pic
>>215159459catberg has a girlfriend who he keeps bringing to my door, dont exactly know what he wants me to do though
>>215159518Love cats me, I'd go doopin mental on that island
>>215159491>i really hope this isnt shit>click it>its shit
>>215159518can see the toxoplasmosis emitting from this image
>>215159547He wants your blessing
>>215159541I'm white and muscular
>>215159547he probably just wants his owners approval or she could be pregnant and he wants you to take her inis she a stray cat or what
How many headlines like this is it going to take before people realise that putting vantablack, leather skinned, voodoo practicing, female genital mutilating negroes straight from the banks of the zambezi into care homes with vulnerable people ISN'T a good idea?
>>215159405I don't think many people do that these days. No such thing as a "carreer" anymore, people jump from one business to the next like a game of musical chair in search of a better salary because loyalty is no longer rewarded
look at all those freaking catbergs man
>>215158766baseddeport all wogs
>>215159592Dunno, go ask an MP
fucking mental what you can get away with saying on twitter and youtube without being censored these days lol
>>215159595so what do they do for work, like what do they actually do every day
>>215159592>'Carers don't get paid enough!'>keep importing Africans in to keep the wages down and quality low
>>215159626he sucked a golfball through the wrong hose
my brother the CUNT left a tissue in the wash
Who's going to deliver the deliveroo, rorke? Who, if not Selim and Manesh? If not Sangveeta and Pooja?
Stuck on Last Judge in Silksong
>>215159459
>>215159666
>>215159651women are evil
Love magnesium before bed, I spend the night in other worlds, having multiple vivid dreams that I often remember.
Mental how 120 years ago you could just go about killing and raping people and you'd get away with it
>>215159663sounds like a great way to wake up covered in shit
>>215159618leftists don't believe those two things are related
DICKHEAD
>>215159626poo toad
>>215159661she said congrats
>>215159669
>>215159669AGPs are the most evil thing on planet earth
nigga named pu nantaya
havent pulled any of my toenails off since getting on anxiety medication
>>215159610People send pointless emails, drink coffee, open zip files with malware, jerk off while on the weekly 3h long teams call with the sales rep, send emojis on the slack, brush up on their corporate lingo, bitch and moan and maybe occasionally do actual work for maybe 30mins in between checking their phones.
>>215159670Never happened but my pillow is often completely soaked with dribble though
>Feral cats are devastating to wildlife, and conservation biologists consider them to be one of the worst invasive species on Earth.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_catCatberg's a bloody nuisance
>>215159595This is true, if you stop getting pay rises you go somewhere else.
>>215159690>>215159669
https://x.com/callistoroll/status/1970217810380103913?s=46Whites are going to be kicked out of Japan nowJust as bad as Indians
>>215159592Are Lucy letby did nothing wrong
Searching the archives for posts with the word "vantablack" and honestly there's some absolute corkers in there
>>215159730>one of the worst invasive species on Earth. after niggers and indians i hope not hate
>>215159730im on team catberg sorry theyre just too cute
>>215159734You could go completely mental in Japan and because they're all complete robots they would do absolutely nothing in response.
>>215159730This is why everyone needs to own at least 5 cats. No more strays, problem solved.
>>215159763Not true Johnny Somali started getting beat up randomly in the street by Japanese people
>>215159592they need to be able to insist that niggers are necessary to public services
>>215159767shut up you ugly french bastard
Shat myself twice today already
>>215159734>white That man is clearly south American
>>215159739lol
>>215159669quite possibly the worst post in the entire thread
>>215159778it was a european tourist who started that lol
>>215159592Prove that the carers in that case were black instead of whiteAlso I read that article - a BBC reporter worked undercover in the care home. They said that a lot of the staff seemed to care about their job, but the big problem was under-staffing. So you should blame the bosses of that care home who are choosing to employ as few staff as possible, while they pocket fat profits.
>>215159767No we just need animal control officers which kidnap all strays take them to a rescue centre
>>215159730>lionstein killing a gazelle :O>catberg killing a mouse >:(
Arranged a fight for after school, my first ever fight but this kid had been winding me up for days and had started insulting my family. We used to be friends but then he just sort of turned on me for no apparent reason although I think it was a girl. He just attacked me at lunch time from behind and the teachers split us up and then he said “gates after school”. I couldn’t back out. All the school is outside the gates and I get there first. He comes out the gates and runs at me. I’ve never thrown a punch before. I do an Ali style combo 1-2-3, right left right. He falls down, nose bleeding, I assume we are men of honour. He’s down I turnaround and walk away. He gets back up, jumps on my back, bites the back of my head and then punches me in the face from behind a few times and then we get split up. Everyone says he won. I’m still bitter about this.
>>215159797Do you think Japanese really see him as that or just another white tourist
any bloody hell ava thats not normal man in
>>215159763Literally the same here in the UK thoughPeople will just walk away muttering under their breath
>>215159805>Prove that the carers in that case were black instead of whiteThe article has a video showing it's blacks and brownsI assume you'd have seen that if you'd actually read itJust because you're understaffed doesn't mean you can't treat people with dignity
>>215159734>Whitesyoure brown
get the brown bioweapons deported
>>215159821never had a fight at school but i did get punched in the face by one of the bullies, for some unknown reason someone told him i'd called his mum a slag which obviously i never did. to be honest he probably just made that up to justify punching someone he knew wouldn't fight back
>>215159821Find where he drinks and stab him dead. Kinda even the score a little, only fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zey0bx6E5dkget it cooked
sex with young girls
>>215159833Here I am m8
It has been 2 years since Starfield came out.. Where does the time go, FFS
>>215159894um...
too much negativity on 4chan but also got nothing else to do
never used to smoke until i met my gf now i've adopted her vile habit
>>21515989418 and above right lad?
>>215159894er
>>215159730The RSPB said they have little to no impact on bird populations
>>215159916Get catberg fedGet catberg warmGet catberg groomed
>>215159934
>>215159934Mental how two slags have mentally dominated rorke
>>215159853I did read the article but I didn't watch the video because I'm lazy
>the environment?
>>215159934Reckon you could be arrested for this image
>>215159945I saw that but I didn’t want to post it as I might get arrested for it
rorke flummoxedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758588388045954.webm
supporting the american music indistry by listening to cigarettes after sex
Genuinely would rather visit the temth largest city in France or Germany over Vietnam or Laos or whatever.What the fuck is the normie obsession over SEA countries I'll never know.
>>215159937yeah because they're terrified of the cats protection league
>>215159966It wasn’t me it was on Twitter.I apologise and take it back immediately
toxoplasmosis increases test levels
>>215159968
>>215159916Asian cat videos are uncomfy
Christ it was actually fucking deleted. The absolute STATE of moderation on this site nowadays ffs
>>215159988my brain is probably 90% toxoplasmosis parasites at this point , completely under the control of catbergs
>>215159981you can shag birds for a 10er
>>215159981Chinless wonder incels think they can score thereAs for women, they go there for social kudos
>>215160002
>>215159999normally hate them but like that one
>>215160012young ones?
that looks gooder than a bitch
Not allowed to post women in bikinis but nonce posting still allowed. Get it sorted out you cunts
>>215160026Why’s that pug showing me his arsehole
>>215159981Warm weather and nice beaches year round obviously. Some sexpats yeah but mostly just good exchange rates for £/€ and shorts and flip flops whenever.
>>215160059about sums up policing in this country
how is 4chan not banned in the uk yet doesnt it go against the laws?or is it just a honeypot that they allow
missed the chance to nut while mums was at the store now she's back
>>215160059No I deleted it after I saw >>215159966
>>215160026Thieving dogstein
whats the deal with those police women anyway
In July I started feeding this family of foxes that live in allotments. I fed them daily for about a month and they got healthier.I then stopped feeding them and yesterday I saw one and decided to feed it. Then the rest of them came out and started devouring the food. They were in a right state.I left a sign saying "pls feed hungry foxes" with an arrow pointing to where they live. It's next to a path near a supermarket, and I've seen people stopping to look at them. Hopefully other people will start giving them food.Then I stopped
>>215160026Catberg and dogstein linked up?
>>215160066he's showing you his balls too but your mind focused on his arse
>>215160076honeypot, imagine if they banned this place. All the schizos would either be dispered into more extreme unmonitored parts of the internet or go crazy irl, like what would mousenonce do?
y'all f/w dunkin'
>>215160026Only because the chinkoid holding the camera doesn't get involved
>>215160076Maybe the UK regulator (Ofcom) will tell ISPs in the UK to block 4chan. But everything in our country is so bureaucratic that this will probably take a few months at least.
>>215160099It's fake, made to outrage the right
Imagine fat Nigerian women on quiet Japanese trains
>>215160076it's up to website owners to implement the age restrictions and Hiro just can't be arsed, he'd rather face the threats of fines than make any code changestheoretically ISPs here could block the site but none have yet
>>215160059We live in a Tatchellite paedocracy
i reckon the government acknowledged palestinian statehood because its terrified of a terror attack due to the huge number of undocumented muslims theyve let in inevitably having multiple extremiststhought they could sate them by throwing hamas a bone
>>215160124never been
>>215160097It’s called teamwork dickhead
dentist waiting room smells like fishy minge
>>215160128>still accessing 4chan via the official url in 2025omdz
>>215160144mental how normoids go absolutely ballistic over these videos
>>215160140you reckon that do you
>>215160112pug shiesty and spottem kottem
waiting for this order to fill
When I was a kid I used to think adults were hella wise and spoke in wise, hushed tones all the time and used a special, mystical adult language.Now I realise that adults are no different to children. They're just big children.It also surprises me that when you hear a kid speak, the things they say could essentially be things you hear an adult say.
>>215160171Foreigners do. These videos on Instagram have thousands of thousands of comments all in Arabic and Hindu
>>215160172*puts a bucket on your bald nigger dome and runs away*
nary a word of that literal thesis
^.^
>>215160140>>215160172>>215160195All the same person
>>215160171Did YOU go out and film the public place which slags voluntarily got themselves black out drunk in? That's RAPE
hella wise
>>215160155grimit should be compulsory for women to be taught how to douchealso, don't let the dentist do unnecessary work and don't let them do extractions
>>215160188They may have fewer words to describe their feelings and thoughts, but they're about as deep as the average adult's.
>>215160140>>215160172>>215160195
>>215160214just a routine clean and polish for me
thank god for ai letting me answer the questions in a teams training session i cant be fucked paying attention to
>>215160151Dogstein didn't do anything to help you cunt
>>215160212
':)
>>215160225this
off to bed
>>215160260:)
>>215160238He helped scran it
>>215160260umm bro it's 11:21am? are you joking?
>>215160280>>215160280>>215160280
>>215160240Are you missing your boyfriend mate?
hate HATE seeing foreign comments on tiktok videos and thatThai and asian ones aren't so bad because they're just pretty gobbledigook but cannot STAND that horrific arabic paki-scratchI dislike and hide entire comment chains when I see it, including the obnoxious thrice-repeated emoji repliesjust sick to bastard death of them
>>215160195scrom
>>215160004sexual little minx
