ricky gervais
my dad's a mug and mum's a bitch
nth for the holodem
>>215163830watched a good one the other day on All 4 called 'The Push'.It's about the criminal case against the muslim man who says when his wife fell off Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh it was an accident, she slipped. He's charged with her murder. In Scotland, court cases can be recorded now so they have full footage of the trial from start to end. If you like it, there's another show on the BBC called Murder Trial which follows the exact same format pretty much. Also very good.
sex sex
another the raped edition is it?
>>215163955Get him bummed
the christian porn spammer is a real weirdo
>>215164012'
got warned for posting ruby (paragon of british culture) but gyaldemmong spams his yank and virtual whores all day without repercussion
>>215164002Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.
My grotty uncle cave is now 10% improved all thanks to the flash dust magnet Hasn't done anything about the piss jars or layers of smegma but baby steps eh!
>>215164050you hate straight white men
>>215164021if you post in the thread, its raped x
Priti Patel, you're going back to India after I've spaffed in your bumhole!!
All the paper you need in the largest available denomination for what is about $220.
>>215164066wash your penis>>215164100>about $220cormore than I will ever see
any gay in
>>215164100boob ciggies?
get the biomass liquidated and made into biofuel
>>215163989>any problem population could be fixed by the staff if they wanted to, but they let it fester and become board cultureyes exactly they let pol leak everywhere and don't clean it up on purpose this is well known
The wool sweater - ON!
working on something x
Can't wait to see how badly Labour fuck up the budget in 2 months time.
>>215164065incredible. oh, oh, oh my god, incredible. what a post. wa-oh wa-oh, what would my momma do, if she knew i gave this (you)? wa-oh, wa-oh-oh.
>>215164058Anime website innit
Canadaanon hates straight men
was gonna have a shower before going to the shops but I can't be arsed. Instead I will just rinse my head and face under the shower thingy. No one will know the difference. I showered earlier, before work.
>>215164148and they do it with a million other shitty posters, so the primary problem is the jannies RETARD
>>2151641633DPD and vtubers aren't anime though
Quite mad I have never been banned from this board - I have quite literally never made a single post about British culture
>>215164161damn dog you be yappin with all that bark, is you a tree doe?
Toillass thinks Trump should be 'prosecuted' for 'absolutely lying'
>>215163955always laughing at karl for being a bald manc but conveniently forgetting his metrosexual phase
>>215164205are you a doctor
>>215164202insane that you've just said that to me mate. insane that you've just said that to me mate. insane that you've just said that to me mate. insane that you've just said that to me mate. insane that you've just said that to me mate. insane that you've just said that to me mate.
>>215164193without the poltards there'd be no problem for them to clean up
Rubes has finally started her book
just saw a black tit
>>215164232No why
>>215163955
>>215164236Roided. Looks good though so fair play to him.
>>215164256retard
>>215164236ktim but 35 years
>>215164245*Grabs your dick and twists it hard*
im a fucking incel shithead cunt
>>215164245what the fuck is this post? what sort of a response is this? you've just repeated that sentence six times? stop playing games. i'm here for serious discussion.
Don't want to toilJust want to stay at home doing my autistic hobbies
thought ethernopia was a fairly conservative country what are they doing putting titties on packets of smokes
got me thermals on, hate this country
>>215164309ktim
Was shagging my gf after 10 days of not cumming. Pulled out and spaffed up her body. Was a huge mess. From her pubes to her neck. She was not impressed but I was proud of myself.
>>215164309same, except I don't have any hobbies
>>215164335based
my jizz just dribbles out no matter how long i dont bust for
>>215164335Remember exberg used to complain about how much cum I'd produce, she'd sit on the toilet for a half hour after having to piss it all out
screaming
>>215164309Same. Can feel an autistic burn out no notice ghosting of my employer brewing. I have never quit a job the normal way.
Feel like I've read every single political argument possible ten times over, it's all so hollow and meaningless now
>>215164361Drink 2l of water, take a tesco multivitamin every day, and edge a bit for a couple days.
>>215164361are you a fat cunt with an awful diet?
>>215164156>sweater
>>215164358I went to the doctors and a woman asked this patient who was walking around in the waiting room how he was feeling and he said "average" in a funny way. sortof based
>>215164306it's nothing.......................it's just......................when you said that thing about bark and trees you actually made me realise something and i really just wanted to tell you that it's all down to you that i just went and finished my poem i was writing for seven long years.
>screaming
Anyone remember that muhammed who pulled out a knife and started slashing at some rorke burning a Qu'ran last year?He's been giving a fucking suspended sentence for attacking someone with a knife, this country is such a shithole
>>215164389Rorke genuinely thinks any surname that starts with a c and ends with an n is some variant on Cohen
spaff advice, is it
Genuinely do massive cumshots, meCould be Peter North if I wasn't such a horrible runt
>>215164392if the jews the mazis the jews the nazis it's DISGUSTING
>>215164414this video makes me quite sadpoor kid being like that
>>215164410what's the poem?
>>215164396>multivitaminnever taken one in my life maybe that's the key>>215164400no actually im pretty healthy otherwise and can basically get my cock hard on demand at any time of day multiple times for sexo
>>215164414me when>porn>video games>food>drugs
Just farted and it stinks like poo
Evil housemateberg is gone.Yippee!Also have given evidence and a statement of them assaulting me. Only a matter of time now.
>>215164058KWAB>>215164163So true x
>>215164446doesn't actually think that though does he
>>215164445>>>/pol/
>>215164467it could be way worse
The women in the office LOVE complaining about the price of tickets to things they don't want to go to
Chalie Kirk is back https://scienceoveracuppa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mumps_symptoms11.jpg
>>215164509Hope they come back and finish the job
>>215164474We have tesco purple ones that are cheap enough and I swear by. Make sure it has zinc in it.Problem is my aim is terrible. Have done a few cum tributes in the past but I miss a lot.
>>215164470actually sick of this discussion now. kthxbai.
>>215164516>>/ausnz + balt/
>>215164509how is this related to british culture?
>>215164445It shouldn't shock you considering the government was basically going to introduce laws against offending Mohammed lol
mad how they want you to think random arabs are the enemy when incel terrorists have a higher kill count post 9/11
oh yeah holden? the incel terrorists is it?
GreggsPooBradley Walsh
>>215164576all me
>>215164565All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/
>>215164550>zincthat's probably itwould love to be busting huge loads desu ill give it a try and report back
>2025 >Nigh unlimited ability to make AI images of friends/coworkers/boss/ex/etcGenuinely terrifying time to be alive.
always had a bbw fetish and now ive started fantasising about getting obscenely fat myself
>>215164607All Australians are annoying retarded freaks who belong in a meat grinder>>>/ausnz + balt/
rorke going to an area with low vaccination rates after getting the vaccination for it
British culture? What are you, some sort of fascist?
>>215164595Yes your fellow incels are dangerous and have to be dealt with
>>215164617you need to be euthanized
Mad that Dembele won the ballon d'or before Mbappe
Can't wait to hear about that Canadian lad's spunk. Hope he gives a full and detailed report.
>>215164649>>>/pol/
>>215164622so you're a trans fat
>>215164652i thought for sure mbolongolongo would have it before both of them
mad that they put the bop in the bopdebopdebop
>>215164667Rattled
>>215164684? you're just making a lot of off-topic posts
Everything is political, Rorke
pol loves doing "no u" kikes but retarded. absolute state
mfw when melembelembo goes through the balloon door or something idk I'm employed
Foren flags fighting in /brit/ again
>>215164704Hall monitor ahh
>>215164674very goodkeep dreaming about eating until i cant move and cant squeeze my massive moobs into a shirt and have to live in my own filth
Sir Ousmane Dembele
listening to evanescence - everybody's fool
>>215164727very pasty skinny fingers typed this
>>215164719'kin state of this billy-no-mates neek at the corner of the office
eastenders have a plotline about a single mum on onlyfans and how it's empowering lmao
going beddy byes
>>215164748Your post? yeah mate i know
are they really still kicking the ball?when will it end?
Rorke seething about LeftypolLeftypol seething about Rorke
>>215164759>best holden banter
>>215164757at 2 in the afternoon?you're fucked mate gain a clue
>>2151647492025 and you still think people "go" to an office lmao
they have a meningitis vaccine (meningitis type B) B for bacteria
>>215164779Cry on
>>215164757night mate x
remember quentin scobie?
Leftypol taking a week off sick after his latest booster jab
>>215164795it was a laugh, 'tismo
>>215164769> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBfGrfUuug&list=RDrDBfGrfUuug&start_radio=1 >.<https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RFfodeC8Ks0
Thought I wanted to be alone, but I now realise I just wanted to escape judgement.
>>215164825Youre crying right now
avatar useoff-topicextremely low qualityadvertising
thinking of doing full-time at the chicken shop
>australian nonce>mousenonce>mbongowongo winning over mtimbawumbareally gonna need you lot to start picking up the post quality now
>>215164826>>215159218
>really gonna need you lot to start picking up the post quality now
>>215164872be a couple of hours yet before the toilers get home lad
>>215164859Adorable. I want to poke those paws!
>>215164858if that makes you feel better holden
>>215164859lynx loves the chihuahuas and the chihuahuas love lynx! <3
>>215164889Mr. Rime is not a Pokemon!
>>215164859GIWTWM
Willing to pay £1,000 for someone to beat me half to death.
^_~
>>215164872Fancy a three-hour argument about Christianity?
Just figured out how to make a quick 2 grand
>>215164968cor share I need it bad
>>215164909Its ok mate dry those tears
>>215164953are you heathernonce
>>215164859I can already see this adorable creature eviscerate me with its fluffy paws and play with my entrails. Cute!
>>215164961I want total janny death
>>215164968Alri Prince Okwono
Might take up skateboarding.Doing kickflips n that.Is 31 too old to start?
>>215164984Nah I don't know who that is. I'm just a Rorke-type with nothing left to live for.
>>215164617>Nigh unlimited ability to make AI images of friends/coworkers/boss/ex/etcwith what? AI is shite mostly
>>215164988get glomped >:3>>215165009sorry not interested
holden fuming
>>215165026£3,000?
anon was right, it is his kid (RFK is just giving him this one) (or whatever) he opened with "I have waited for this for 20 years" obvious COI.. anon is right because I Googled his kids age and Barron Trump is 19 what a nothingburger
>>215165028Concession accepted
>>215165025It's easy.
Christmas stuff out in Tescohen already
cansnonce bragging about generating illegal images again is he
>he thinks we were arguinglmao
big replicaora bicep girlorpig caliberora gerbil pic
after all the shit they have done to us. I mean, look at /pol/shits and how they ended up, because of them
Melty
Canslad frightening his coworkers muttering about cans to himself all day then going home and generating AI porn of them
>>215165025Skill issue
Mad how over it is for women
"the Amish" is surely causation not correlation? they also have less technology
Rorke getting caught wearing his sisters underwear and stockings
>>215165149Excuse me?
>>215165137Faxxx
>>215165149ipso facto qed a priori indeed
>>215165137finally going gay are you
>>215165165nowadays they give people a paracetamol if they have pain because theyre not allowed to give oxycontin anymore
Does anyone get banned from the chan these days after all the mods left when the site went down and all their info got leaked?
just saw a white flash in the sky for a split second but it couldn't have been lightning
>>215165181it's a doggy dog world for sure
>>215165061>>215164617This the albanian lass (or Serbian or whatever she is)
rorke STUNS with new beach body
>>215165210this is me
>>215165196I get banned almost every time I post lolBut then I can't help but shit talk them
oh never mind it's e long's rocket
>>215164818Yes, he's in this thread right now. You DID clock him, right?
oh my god this is how theyve done it theyve said this and now all the normies are going to "have autism". OK im done
>>215165197Shooting star. I've seen a fair few, some more explosive than others.
>>215165210roar
>>215165257-ke
paracetamol CEO going to get shot now"is how I feel" is insane
>>215165196yeah all the time
JESUS LOVES YOU
>>215165237>>215165272read the sticky>>>/pol/
>>215165196Got auto banned for posting banned word "k*w*farms" a couple months ago
I remember I was at hospital and there was an old lady saying "help" over and over again, felt very Dickensian
In my office we have daily discussions of what the American head of state has been up to, this isn't normal
>>215165272why are your screenshots always so fucked up looking
>>215164276that guy is actually natty
>>215165291So true x
>>215165308Whenever I visit my mum in the loony bin there's always screaming - "HELP! HELP!" or "LEMME OUT, LEMME OUT!" - you get used to it
been eating healthy for a few weeks now why am I still fat
went bald before i found a girl to settle down with so its all over (went bald at 25) now i'm a 35 year old virge
Hate being autistic in this world, we can never catch a break
>>215165302there's a .st or .fun site or something which is impersonating them i hearmightve gotten mixed up with that, although it'd be funny that they've effectively outlawed discussion about KF with that decision regardless of intention
>>215165355I'm so so sorry. Can you afford a transplant?
Didn't really understand the methodology behind IQ testing until I went outside of my incel cave and learned about mongs
Angela, 52 from Kettering, sharing her very strong opinions on the US Secretary of Health
>>215165389praise jah
You know how lefties talk about "micro aggressions" and how little often unintentional actions can wear down minoritiesThere's definitely an equivalent from Boriswavers hereThe Indian who can't grasp how to queue properlyThe African on the bus who feels to need to conduct his business on loudspeakerThe gormless idiot in the shop with no spacial awareness All of these seemingly minor things add up and lead to what is often termed "wog fatigue"
>>215165389leftypol's art which he is enraged about being replaced with ai
>>215165386nah would be a waste of time at this point anyway, i've came to terms with the fact ill die alone
wait there was no rocket launch scheduledwtf did I just see
erm
the comments section on this video is just as bad as Trump...
>>215165418rorke at his pc smiling smugly after typing this
>>215165455sexo
fucking landladyberg wants to meet at my flat to discuss rent increases, probably thinks she can twist my arm in person better than over email
Aaron, 28 from Reading, outraged over the conduct of the FCC
>>215165482corr get the axe ready
Tim, 54 from Marlow, sharing his very strong opinions on the dentist next door that's playing games with him.
>>215165243no I've seen many shooting stars this was something elseafterwards there was a white dot with a contrail moving away from where the flash had beenI checked flightradar24 and nothingit was the same route that the rocket launches from vandenberg always take and flashed in the same spot they always do but there was no launch scheduled so I have no idea what it was
>landlady woke. WOKE >>215165488>FCC the CEO of batteries
>>215165488the fcc won't let him be
Leftypol, 33, now living in Brighton, getting bummed
another yank schizo is it
>>215165455big fatty fatty bun bun
the left is actually quite scary
my inaction is ruining my life
im allowed to have a nap now if i want (i do)
Saw Starlink walking home from the pub before I knew what it was, thought the ayys were coming lmao
might walk to the shop, want anything?
Just got accepted onto a course to study A level maths.Wahey!
>>215165592happened to me once as wellsaw the line of lights in the sky and got excited
rorke defying the woke mob by refusing to throw away his 2016 skinny jeans
>>215165587you probably a shia innit wotdo sumfinkwot
be right back anons ^.^
doing an NBP (nice big poo)
wow no way Starlink is an actual line of lights in the sky. thats so cool
>>215164066>a consumable feather dusterPeople buy fucking anything these days
remember, cocks go black this weekend
>>215165502need him out of business
>>215165681I literally just got off the throne myself
reddit bot
>>215165416I got proper wog exhaustion
rorke firing his laser at hotel asylum seekers
>>215165699You can wash and reuse it
>>215165727when do the cocks go black in France
made a new comic today. is this better?
no excuses
Thread's gone very quiet, everyone out for a walk is it
>>215164002Yer da paints roundabouts and yer ma shouts at hotels
>>215165824just suddenly had to click a couple arrows and do a couple drop-down selectionsback with you now lad
>>215165698i saw it when it first went up, was strange to see
>>215165751the last tile is so poorly drawn you can barely tell what the punchline is (he bit his hand)
>>215165747Mine will tonight after I beat it to a bloody pulp
you know they have antibiotics for syphilis now no need to let it rot and turn black
>>215165879you the frog who's been taking speed and shagging elderly crossdressers up the arse
>>215165698they don't actually have lights, but if you catch them at just the right time of day you'll see them angled toward the sun and reflecting the light
walking to the shop
blue archive time brb forum
Just recognised Palestine
>>215165941... went for a shopping walk ... 23rd september 2025
>>215165824won't reload for me
>>215165449sack the content creator packs off and fate of iberia is shite so skip that
im not crazy i know Firefox updated without my permission. i am not crazy i know they have added Spyware in my browser i know they are watching my keystrokes and trying to find my passwords. i am not crazy i know they have done it overnight while i was asleep
>>215165941looks so beautiful. sometimes i wish i didn't live in the city
>>215165941cheshire
thinking about buying a $20 dupe for tobacco vanille :\and a green corduroy hobo bag :)(also maybe an otter bag charm to put on it)
Mad how Israel sounds like a Paki word and Palestine sounds Jewish
... Swipe down ...
>>215166061israel is a paki word
>Pans are precariously placed on a hob and she is stirring away. As a pan full of oil starts to spit, I worry about the smoke alarm, but I needn't bother. The sensor in the room has been sealed tight with plastic bags.Leftypols net contributor in action
Well, Rorke?
>>215164100You shouldn't smoke lad, it's bad for you
>>215166091Looks like an old fella who just put down his pipe
I HAVE RAZOR BURN ON MY PENIS
oh never mind apparently it's a dupe for by the fireplace not tobacco vanilleoh well
>>215165954damn brats
>>215166091need it recognised and expanded pronto
Digger Nick
>>215165941need that repurposed for newbuilds with snag lists longer than the thames right now
>>215166091doesn't make sense to have that little bit in the bottom left they should give that up
rorkeing to the shop
>>215164100>even Ethiopia has woke packagingWorlds gone mad
>>215163996>>215163996>>215163996
what i don't understand is how i'm such a pussy
uk before: wtf is thisuk now: oh yeah sorry u palestine i didn't recognise u
where is everybody