mongolian gerbil
>>215184384hello cutie
I’m rorke
>>215184392hai
>>215184392You’re rorke
>>215184384He’s rorke
im white but i have pinoy pride
>>215184427We’re rorke
Business idea: Uber eats delivery but with no human interaction whatsoever
going to bed nowgot a long hard day of neeting tomorrow
>>215184438that's already a thing
>>215184438>>215184446>>215184447they’re rorke
Gonna grab a sodiepop from the corner shop and then i suppose i better get a kino on. Feeling a western
>>215184461She’s rorke
might get kfc then go for a run
it's getting cold now
might get kfc then get the runs
Gentlemen, behold...*Removes a tea towel to reveal pic related*...my invention! Consuming this singular item will cause ANY MAN to fall asleep, and never wake up. Obviously such effects are impossible to test within our restrictive western laws, however, given that it is made entirely from rat poison, I confidently predict a 100% success rate. Now, do I have a volunteer?
just trapped and killed a little mousey
>>215184545Killed a few mice in my time, always accidentally and gruesomely, and always been filled with horror at it.
just woke uplook at this fat slag
Just seen a darkie on my street but he had an african accent so it's not too bad. African americans? No thanks
>>215184576too big
Why are Koreans and Chinamen better at mathematics than Japs
>>215184588irish cunt
>>215184598jap's eyes. makes things a little harder to see
>>215184598Read "(IMO)" to mean "in my opinion" lol. It fits too.
don't be disrespectful
Imagine how grim it was for kids who were in school when that nonce Jamie Oliver came along.Going from sweet chilli chicken gougon wraps, curry and chips, school pudding and custard, jelly and ice cream etc to grapes cauliflower cheese and Veg stir fry Oh my days
>>215184676cauliflower cheese is peng although i wouldn't trust a school kitchen to do it justice
I can't sleep I'm too stressed
>>215184676fifth time he said turkey twizzlers I'd have said oi oliver twizzle on this and pointed at my willy and become famous
Fee fi fo fumI smell the bum of an English mum
>>215184676My primary school had to ban Caramel tart and custard because some kid keeps being bunked in queue for seconds and said he was going to kill himself.The kid ended up having to move school because he kept getting batter because of it, I remember hitting him full pelt with my schoolbag in the face. Never had a dessert as good as caramel tart and custard ever since
>>215184720quick, deep breaths in through the nose, long slow breaths out through the mouth
Accidentally just sent a reel of an Indian guy shooting diarrhea everywhere to a group chat of my in laws
>>215184733Fucking hell no reason to ban the dessert, just tell the kid he'll not be allowed it if he keeps it up. Absolute loony bin school you went to.
>>215184725legend
>>215184754
God gave Australia many deadly animals, and in return, He gave the wombat to the same land.
>>215184740Thank you. My inability to say no has led me to dragging other people into a work mess. I wish I wasn't like this.
>>215184811
>>215184811>called a wombat>isn't a bat at all but some kind of weird marsupial or something
non zionist jews are god's blessings to humanity
>>215184867evil bitch
>>215184545bad
>>215184846>>215184846get some help emmayank
>>215184898shut up, emma yank is /brit/ culture
Why aren't you using my thread???
It's called moving to China folks, we're looking at it very strongly
>>215184839>so yeah our eldest lad we called jesus and then along came little isukiri>like two peas in a pod those two
might watch last night in soho, like edgar wright films me
all london webcams are offline
>>215184928have you seen spacedhighly underrated sitcom
I'm going insane
>>215184933how dare you stand where he stood
It ain't easy being a boy named Poo
>>215184933First one I clicked https://www.youtube.com/live/57w2gYXjRic?si=jg2dd7iMoSt3SbkaDon't get people's hopes up like that
I'm like 80% sure that Ethan Klein met Hila out of a government-funded program to incentivize foreign jews to marry Israelis.I don't think he ever said "Birthright Israel" verbatim but he talked about some kind of subsidized trip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97dPvqpQyGMinsane how ugly birmingam is, even more north cities have nice centre but brum is just ugly as sin
>>215184979Frontrunner for most boring post of all time
>>215184979israelis? horrible people.
>>215184985Wound up in Birmingham once while hitchhiking and couldn't wait to get out of there. The few blokes we met were very decent and friendly though it has to be said.
>>215184998It's literally something. I don't know what, but reddit will say it's literally some grimy piece of media.Try to imagine any European nation creating "Birthright Italy" and having people go through an extensive background check before the government sends them on an all-expenses paid trip with the hopes that they'll inseminate a local in a world where they're still about 96% the ethnic population.
>>215185052What do you do for fun when you're not posting about da Jooooz?
>>215185076he eat chow mein an chop suey
> Trump attacks Khan at UN and claims London 'wants to go to sharia law' why does he hate khan so much?
>>215185084mm
>>215185097Because he killed William Shatner's son in that one movie.
>>215185107thanks for posting this anon
>>215185131keep your star wars jokes to your self you nerd
>>215185097>londoner >muslim >politicianDo you need a fourth reason?
>>215184979>snark left taking over the threadRorke is turning in his office chair
>>215185097>he hate khan so muchIn fact you might say he khan't stand him
>Macron phone calls Trump to move motorcade after being blocked off at a NYC crosswalk
rorke finally started winning
I often think about that boomer that made elaborate bondage setups for women like that one where he lowered that women into his living room floor in a cage and covered it up with carpet
>>215185232yeah that was freaky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxqN-oLh0p8
>>215185267Thought it was sexy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rs3Sh8mKXQ
I can't carry on with this stress
You ever smoke weed while riding a longboard
>>215185368Oh poor baby boo hoo
>>215185232gord
my wrist hurts for some reason must've sprained or hit it during the recent melty though I don't rememeber that
>>215185290the fuck? he's still making the exact same videos? with the same background and looking exactly the same as 9 years ago? absolutely bizarre
>>215185647yet he is more relevant than the bbc, leftypol LOST
>>215185647I mean have you been paying attention to europe over the last 9 years my friend
>>215185692>chinky eyesAccurate
no comfy canadian winter with a westernized asian girl.. just blow up my incel life
>>215185692canada >.<
>>215185666it's just odd to have not changed your appearance or creative process even one iota in all that time is all. i suppose he must make fair scratch and if it ain't broke
I was just lying in my bed and it started hurting when you move the wrist for no reason weird stuff
luv r ella
>>215185228if i were an obese sheboon i would hate her too
wish i were 10 years old playing pokemon colosseum again
>>215185916needs a couch at least
>>215185692thanks for not posting the version where she's lemon yellow with buck teeth
just found out about hucows, time for some weird wanks
my back is against the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPS5ZEOldQ4Is this civil war in the most literal sense?I'm the chud that keeps seeing nothing happening about 3 times a day now.
>>215185984i dont support racism
>>215186028civil war?civil sneed!
going through post 2020 albums on rate your music and not a single one is good
Stupid question.Why do so many European countries support Palestine so much?Having a country so close to them (Ukraine), they care more about a semi-country like Palestine.
>>215186093they give millions of dollars of equipoment to ukraine they give fuckall to palestine and let israel do war crimes
>>215186028At this point in my life,the United States can go to hell.I don't give a damn if another civil war breaks out in the US.I just don't want to see a country like Canada annexed to a shithole.
before starting HRT i was scared i’d look like a man with boobs. instead i look like a woman with no boobs
>>215186093palestine is brown and muslim and euro lefties love browns and muslims more than life itself
>>215186108I've also noticed that many so-called "woke" people are pro-Palestine.And perhaps they aren't even aware that the LGBTQIA+ community is severely persecuted, rejected, and murdered in Muslim-majority countries (like Palestine itself).
>>215186141I'm not the one who's been there, or have people forgotten that the October 7, 2023, attack was carried out and launched from Palestine by Hamas?They've also forgotten that it still holds several hostages.
>>215186169to be fair the IDF doesnt give a shit about the hostages, theyve killed many of them in bombings and even shot some that were trying to surrender. israel just pretends that theyre the objective when they couldnt care less
>>215186093Instability in Palestine will/ already has spilled over to them with the refugee crisis.
>>215186225It also strikes me that now practically everyone (especially the West or those dominated by the left) has begun to hate Israel more than ever.Even though they know that there are also many Israeli citizens who are against Netanyahu himself.
>>215186260You know, neither Jordan, nor Egypt, nor Syria, nor Lebanon, and even Saudi Arabia doesn't have a single Palestinian refugee.
alright lads first post in 3 years coming on strongwhat happened?did anyone get a life?does mikey still post
Need to have poop sex with Emma Watson.
>>215186217Pool has like 7 people in it.
maybe not brit dead in here
piss jug wrote a sonnet
Mousey's had to pull out of Strictly because of knee problems
Destroy everything that exists
>before starting HRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ava0duwBsZo
gamer bros, we wonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bghu-UJuG28
Obliterate planet earth
>>215186566Starting with my bollocks.
Starting with his bollocks
can't wait for today's pocket monster to be revealed
Not liking that I’ve woken up to my threads archived
>>215186555silent hill PT like ?
>>215186594snooze you lose, as they say
take the amish pill
England was a mistake.
>>2151866080 replies Not on
>>215186609i reckon amish aren't allowed to use social media
>>215186609She sounds deranged
>>215186617anglos need to turn to germany, scots need to return to ireland and britain can be owned by the proper britons who the anglos call 'welsh'
>>215186609nah fuck them >none of them have autismare you sure about that? as far as i can tell they are all hyper dimensional turbo autists fucking wooden houses
>>215186609i knew a lad from a 12 kid family. he was a bit fucked up because he got basically no attention from his parents and he and his similarly aged siblings were almost feral for most of their childhood
>>215186642dunno about autism but they're inbred retard freaks
>>215186641
>>21518660913-15 kids would be a nightmarewhere would they all sleep? Imagine how much food you'd have to cook every day
This is the post:https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/131369304/#131371813
>proper britons who the anglos call welsh
>>215186665they all work on the farm m80
alri, lads?
Peppermint too spicy for wypipo
>>215186729STOP WHITE HATE
rorke thinking that banter about food is genocidal hatred
>>215186686just looks french or from the north part of southern europ
raping rorke to smithereens
>>215186724just sucked off a pour over myself
fizzy grapefruit blackberry peach lemonade
when I was 14 I heard my mum go out of her bedroom at 11pm and then I heard the front door shut so I got really scared and thought she was running away so I got up to see what was going on. Turns out she had gone into the shed and she was on the phone with someone
>>215186636she's ex-amish, they live on a homestead in alaska.the whole family of ten works in the fishing business and her father is like 80 and she's 20 and she's not even the youngest one, she's got two younger siblings. Probably a 30+ year age gap between the mother and father
>>215186879Nah he doesn't
>>215186926not a gimmick for autumn.
bumhole arse porn
>>215186665The older kids provide free childcare.t. eldest of 5
finishing early from work today so I can drive up north to Stoke
>>215186940yes he does retard how does he not
good meowning everybunny :3
Fuck SAKE
>>215186976start smocking crack rorke
pig lab ebboraptly big
gork is this real
>>215186979I don’t want to
>>215186972you said everybunny instead of everybody
>>215186976do you know why the google ai is so arrogant and argumentative and belligerent and condescending?
https://x.com/londoner1805/status/1970188169548058669?s=46This makes rorke piss and shit with rage
>>215186976buy ephedrine online
>>215187012Because people don’t say thankyou to him or please >>215187032Do you hate me?
>>215187017rorke won lad it's been over for a while now we've got mp's starting N towers steve laws calling saddick khan a paki every daytimes have changed
>>215187071We are a foreigners ourselves we are not even indigenous Or tell me how many decades does it take for Norse, Vikings, Saxons, Romans, Huguenots, Germans, Irish, etc. to become indigenous.....the truth is only the Celts Britons (Welsh) & Cornish, Pict (Scottish) are indigenous. The rest of Britain was colonised by various European invaders.
Why does catberg like to watch me poo
Alri lads... it all changes NOW
over the counter ephedrine was made illegal to buy over the counter in my statewas a great preworkout and cutting supplement ngl i miss it
>>215187096Yeah alright
>>215187119So it’s not even for adhd
>>215186994you have to
>>215187057no that is not why
>>215187096as someone with a welsh dad and cornish mum i want em all goneanglo descendents can stay because they’ve been here for about a millenium
skrr skrr in mein audi skrr skrr in mein audii dont know the rest of the words i don't know the rest of the worldsskrrr skrrrskrr skrrrr
reading some memory-holed stuff because i’m a sucker for this shite
>>215187155whats that
>>215187123Another W for me>>215187142Oh so 1000 years is the threshold for someone who can be called indigenous yes? What about 950 years? No good?
MY GIRL WON'T STOP FARTING ALL THE TIME FARTING ALL THE TIME FARTING ALL THE TIME
>>215187165its 7am mate come on
@garyseconomics wont reply to me on twitter even tho i have @ him atleast 20 times little bent dickhead knows I would destroy him in debate
>>215187160stories and articles about odd shite that has happened but was completely removed from the zeitgeist for unspecified reasons
>>215187185wot kind of stuff
>>215187180It is? I thought you were in a different time zone to us
>>215187096>>215187165You don’t seem to understand that those invaders are all from relatively nearby and that the ‘native’ Celts (who aren’t even native by your definition since if living here for 1000+ years isn’t native nobody is) were forcibly assimilated into their culture and intermarried until they formed the English people. Now the descendants of those people, both the invaders and the invaded since very few if any ‘pure natives’ are left, and the ones who actually built this country are crying out not to be replaced by literal Africans and Muslims with a completely different culture are crying out for it not to happen again while you’re sitting here like, ‘hm… have you considered that this is perhaps not your land and that a society that prospered because of Europeans and their values should turn into an Islamised shithole full of famously high achieving Pakistanis and Subsaharan Africans?’.
>>215187201give or take a few hours yeah
>>215187197there’s a thread up on /pol/, if you can manage that board
>>215187124it's basically a more unclean adderal so you could use it for adhd i guess
>>215187227I'm gay like nick and I don't understand why he doesn't self deport?Does he not want the best for america? is christ not the king? jesus would want him to self deport
it's grOver (cleveland)gonna go for an incel lift to compensate
>>215187237Why self deport
>>215187096>Celts Britons (Welsh)celts arent indigenous lolthey had been in britain less than a thousand years before the romans turned upit's the same story for all of europe btw, in fact we have a more solidified genetic identity due to the geographic barrier around us
>yanks be like "Tylenol"
>>215187258i thought it was somethign like most europeans are almost identical genetically because they were all travelling to each others areas and intermingling even in the hunter gatherer stage before they became ‘franks’, ‘saxons’ etc
I can't imagine the son of god enjoying people who's existence in a country causes friction honestly guys How can you love america and be a catholic How can you really feel american as a mexican? obviously his personal loyalties and survival instincts are stronger than his love for america So it's not love it's desperation If you love something you let it go
>>215184598>#4 romania>#9 indiaindia's double victories
Gained a clue just now
>>215187214not sure i can be arsed any highlights?
showeredteeth brushedcoffee madedressed myselfstill need to do my hair and make myself smell nice
>>215187258Based. Anglo saxons are the core plague that ruined the isles.
>>215187345missed the point entirely award
>slowdive, mbv, chapter house, ride etc will never exist again and are replaced with endless grime dogshit insteadChrist we are so unbelievably fucked
>>215187363what u doing in japan
>>215187345Let’s all listen to the Latinx’s ideas of what ruined an island an ocean away, he’s from a rich and successful first world country like Brazil he must know what he’s talking about.
He clapped them cheeks for sure
>>215184632mate, she's a fucking whale. looks shit even crammed into her clothes. can't imagine what a nasty, wobbly blob she's going to look like once at that fat is hanging freely
>>215187363>slowdive, mbv, chapter house, rideoh yeah all these culturally important things ive never heard of
>>215187363see man driving a JustEat bike (bike)rides one handed leaning back (back
>>215187343Any thoughts on the fragrance for the day? It's a Terre d'Hermes day for me.
have to fill up petrol today I hate it so much I always fumble with my money or fuck up and forget which pump I’m at the worst is when they try to talk to me. The last time the woman said “are we awake?” To me three times she had to say it three times until I understood what she meant AHHHHHHHHHHHJHHGGH
>>215187363japanese shoegaze is almost as good as british shoegaze though
>>215187401alri sir mohamed jeet
Is a Roman nose or upturned nose more quintessentially British
>>215187433just burberry indigoi don't have any expensive perfume
>>215187442I accept your concession.
>>215187444Tennis player Francesco Passaro has it.
>>215187345Isn't there still native tribes in the amazon that want nothing to do with you guys because you destroyed their country
hmm today i will make brunch
You wake up at 6AM, and it's like you have 48 hrs instead of 24
>>215187522I woke up at 5am and watched some classic delia smith in bed for an hour
I NEED ADHD MEDICATION
>>215187515what will you make
>>215187505Now that's rich, an angloid wanting to talk about destroying other people's country. Very amusing creature with complete lack of self-awareness.Thankfully, you're all paying for your crimes.
Got the crunk on
>>215187549*hands you some sugar pills*There you go, all better now.
>>215187575No real ones
>>215187444whatever the vikings who raped us had
>>215187550raggmunk & fläsk i reckon, which is of course potatoe pancakes and bacon, with a dash of lingonberry jam
>>215187561if you dont like us why are you here
>>215184435pscrmn
reckon it must be hard to be a dogbeing aware your existence and surroundings but surrounded by humans who you kind of understand but lack the full context of their life and its place in yours
>>215187619all the healthy dogs i’ve met have been the happy go-lucky bastards
>>215187595
>>215187591mm yummy, i only recently learned that jam could be used as a condiment for a main meal instead of just a sandwich or dessert filling
>>215187595Because my presence here makes you sethee. That's more than enough reason :)
>>215187561What crimes? starving 8 trillion indians to death was a good thing lolWe didn't flood south america with africans we stopped south america from being flooded with africans Actually we are the heros when you think about it
Love the mummy 1999 me
>>215187642jam as a condiment is top tier, or jam jelly can really elevate a dish
32 wasted years awardoctober will be the greatest comeback known to man, mark my words
>>215187645WHEYY SCOREBOARD
three way temporary traffic lights at the big road I need to crossroads and cars should be fucked off they are a scourge on the walking man
Shame on anglos!
>>215187645>no mention of the mongol empire That's how you know that list is bollocks. The British hardly committed any genocide at all, for such a dominant empire. Name one single empire from history you'd prefer to have show up and decide they want your stuff.
do you reckon aliens exist
>>215187645mundial campeões
>>215187723dont reply to itjust imagine pedro the 300lb shitskin sitting in his favela desperately working his fat little sausage fingers on the keyboard and attempting to speak english without a heavy accent or lisp before his 70yo dying mama brings him another plate of un taco por favor
>>215187709an ideal society would be car-freebut an ideal society also wouldn't have "them" on the poorly maintained and ran public transport
>>215187673A*mericans*...
>>215187741would be pretty lonely if they didn’t
>>215187741isnt there a big alien rock on its way here? 3I ATLAS
>>215187711>shame on anglos for simultaneously being intolerant of other cultures in their empire, but also this tolerant of foreigners in their empire Make your mind up
You’re all FANTASTIC people and I hope you have a GREAT day!!
>>215187746it’s spaki, he’s become very easy to spot on his various vpns
>>215184384what the hell is that
The indian famine thing's got to be bollocksThey were surrounded by cow shit
>>215187741yes
>>215187769ok
>>215186655new pic when
I want an Asian GF.There I said it, I have terminal yellow fever
>>215187798You can’t top that picture
>>215187799for me it’s tuesday and friday
>>215187799kawaii!!
>>215187779Famines happened all the time in that part of the world, at that time. "Progressives" getting mad at the British empire is like a kid getting mad at his parents for not giving them a PS6 for Christmas with all the games
>>215187799>>215187816monday ist he most kawaii
good morning you evil incel monsters
>>215187769Cheers mate I'll try. You too.
>>215187668>We didn't flood south america with africansBritain flooded North America and the Caribbean with blaqs
>>215187845If we're such baddies, why are you here?
dads off sick and has just gotten up and turned the tv on full volume watching a crime series
Anglos are trying to erase their demonic past. Trying to erase the billions of people they hurt. Truly the greatest Satan to have ever existed.
>>215187831Cows don't stop shitting there's an endless supply of cow shit
>>215187873and why aren’t you at toil?
>>215187889don’t start until later
>>215187799>下半身太め女子え?
>>215187779they mustve imagined John Herbert destroying all the rice stocks
>>215187881alri spaki here’s some attention for you
sir poo smeller
>>215187933sir fart queller
>>215187799ffs at least synchronise the kicks
>>215187869non sequitur
>>215187912I think they did have enough food only the indian merchants raised the prices because of the demand but that still doesn't solve what really happenedHow can you starve while you're surrounded by cows and you eat cow shit Have you seen how much cows shit?
erm
the girlies are fighting!
>>215187966are you suggesting they eat the poo poo?
>>215187987...yh
>>215187987they already do…
>>215187969this mf don't miss
>>215187779everything bad that happened to every single indian from 1600AD until today is directly our fault. yes your fault and my fault. we personally looted over 50 trillion USD worth of goods and deliberately killed over 100 million indians
>>215187961It's a reasonable and relevant question. If you don't think I deserve an answer then maybe you should ask why you think you know so much about me, and compare that with the reason you think you don't like me.
what the government don't tell you is that you can survive on a diet of mostly cow shit
>>215188013sybau you evil incel monster
>>215188008>deliberately killed over 100 million indians
>>215188013dont know about you but he's got me pinned. i am an evil incel monster
>>215187974Farage the faggot has been done there
I'm on the verge of hiring an escort to lose my virginity. I'm slightly scared of various things (getting an STI, not being able to get hard) but I feel as though I have no choice as I will never have sex otherwise as I just have no ability to seduce womenHas anyone here ever hired one? Any tips?
>>215188008Next up is Ukraine >y-you g-gave us weapons t-to kill our fellow slavic brothers>y-you g-gave the Ukrainians weapons a-and they killed r-r-russians Never ending story
>>215187969lol he literally posts here like it's his job. Full blown OCD victim reinforcing his bizarre obsession daily. Imagine what he could get done if he wasn't busy flipping light switches on and off 31 times to stop his family from dying.
>>215188051The destruction of Ukraine lies squarely on the shoulders of NATO
>>215188008Poe's law dictates that it's literally impossible to tell if this is satire.
>>215188050yeah have a wank and don't do itt. 32 year old virgin
>>215188070yeah its all the NATO bombs and NATO drones that are levelling buildings in odesse and kiev
>>215188064>lol he literally posts here like it's his job. Full blown OCD victim reinforcing his bizarre obsession daily.that describes a lot of our resident 4chan addict wet wipes.
>>215188070I think you mean the destruction of the russian armed forces
I was eating chicken salad and felt full and after I put it in the fridge I felt hungry again
poo's law
>>215188099probably putin this
peeling my willy
>>215188094True. Most don't post the identical images and text every day at the same time, using a flag that 90% of the board have filtered though.
>>215188064OCD would explain a lot actuallyi'm a big fan of the low-functioning autism hypothesis where he's like harvey price or this fella
you have to make the new. no one else can do it.
>>215188091
>>215188143>>215188143>>215188143
>>215188135of course, the addition of croatia, albania, bosnia and fucking kosovo to NATO presented a clear and imminent escalation in threat to russia that simply forced them to invade ukraine for some reason
just been done
