TURN THAT OFF edition
autism is a superpower
>>21519343320 fucking years
bit early but I'll allow it
>>215193400>almost 30, single and horribly ugly with no prospects.god yeah imagine that aha
I NEED ADHD MEDICATION
come to think of it i need to mow the lawn but cbarsed
>>215193467no need to be rude, I'm a 32 year old virgin whos never had a job but i'm not ugly
anyone else think seasides doing his bollocks in taking helen out for all these pub meals in tourist areas she should be paying for himhe's disabled and vulnerable
>>215193433psc
>>215193510you need to wash your arse
>>215193512doesn't your horse do that for you
It's early because he had to spam his unfunny webm yet again
I'm in purgatory, is that alright with you de ladssssss?
have you guys seen the uN blue man infomercials
business idea: order chinese tonight
>>215193519I think you should hang yourself
>>215193517I think you’re in denial if you’re 32 virgin and think you’re not ugly. Women in this country are sexually aggressive if you’re in any way attractive you would’ve had sex
>>215193433hello
>>215193531yeahseems like they were made to educate goat-fuckers
Mad that when yanks are ill the csn just buy antibiotics in the pharmacy but i have to suffer
I need a cute short brunette with glasses and big tits (preferably) to lick my silly willy
>>215193528erm actually I'm the one who linked the thread but I didn't create it so....
>>215193519I just assume she's also running some pip scam/is a bit mentalWhy else would she spend any amount of time hanging out with Mark?
>>215193519do you reckon they shag? mark is an obese 50 year old alcoholic I wonder if he can still get it up
>>215193517sorry mate x
>>215193510literally everyone benefits from speedit's not a medicine
>>215193546Great post
Having a panic attack
>>215193527don’t live on my lawn do they
>>215193480cheese toastie off da radiator
>>215193548>Women in this country are sexually aggressive not true though is it>>215193559np x
>>215193530mad how Mark has a better trim than everyone here
>>215193546helens worked all her life she must have loads of money don't see why marks paying he's being taken advantage of
they live vicariously through YouTube auditors and a fat smelly incel because they at least leave their hovels doing this is, to them, amazing
>>215193557maybe he has a massive knob
I need ADHD medication
don't like tim don't like seasidemark don't like ruby granger
>>215193586it is true lol our women are famous slags
any pillow biters in
>>215193597He is the self professed creampie king tbf
>>215193608i fancy ruby
>>215193572well maybe they should
sucking up the last remaining sunlight with my arsehole
need asian gf
I am banned from image uploads again
magical how money hurts so much when you spend itthen you doand it doesn't hurt anymoreit's all imaginarrrrrry
>>215193627'
>>215193625Way too masculine
>>215193526It’s nice and clean tho>>215193561Yeah but it’s illegal
>>215193625
>>215193558i doubt it he would have said something about it when hes steaming she uses him for company that's why she should be payingremember that christmas when she fucked him off for another fella and he said everyday we above ground ill be alone for christmas
DXM agonism of the sigma receptor? what the fortite?
>>215193561when i take gfberg's ritalin I just end up hyperfocused on shit I don't need to dodoes feel good though
3 countries and we got this pygmy thing going on in Northern Ireland
>>215193625Not masculine enough
hevron is mine
>everyday we above ground ill be alone for christmas
>>215193657>remember that christmas when she fucked him off for another fella and he said everyday we above ground ill be alone for christmasKek missed this
92 days till chrimbo lads
posting racebait on 4chan even on christmas
>>215193650the actual dream who is she
plateu sigma?? what the sigma/??
>>215193650Sexless
idk but the phrase sweet treat pisses me the fuck off
>>215193707just the average jappy bird
pre-loading my sperm with autism by taking enough paracetamol
Sadiq Kahn really is an absolute caricature of the smug fifth column foreigner He doesn't even carry any pretence of caring about natives anymore because he doesn't need toHis ultimate goal is to be the leader of a London city state, that's why he goes galavanting about in Africa on visits better suited to the foreign minister than the mayor of a city
>>215193716
just orchestrated a wank
>>215193753There might be a knock at your door soon.
Got a mini fridge and the fucking ice that built up in the back has started melting in certain areas and now there’s water leaking out of it. Fucking pain in the arse
letting a kid "cry it out" because they are begging for attention - however - needs to be ignored and not engaged with (no reaction to it). turning up the volume is abuse + a reaction which it wants
kinda funny that europe is the only country that gives non natives benefits
>>215193753could this imagine get you in trouble?legit wondering
>>215193742yeah thanks I found her anyway
>>215193786maybe turn it down so it doesnt ice up? why do you want your cans frozen and not just chilled desu, and the electricity bill
>>215193786had one as a teen for my energy drinks
>europe is the only country
>>215193792please do not ever let yourself get within close proximity of children, mousenonce
>>215193808lad who posted it is likely already in solitary
>>215193823yeah europe is a country.the united states of europe.
>>215193827stfu and I will get a gf and have kids you virgin freak projector
>>215193716Racist image. There are plenty of white criminals but you deliberately show a well-dressed white guy reading a book.
there's like 17 people who were born on antarctica
>>215193753Mental how rorke saw one tweet claiming they'd turned up because a kid viewed a post and just ran with it
>>215193792the "cry it out" method leads to a child whose default level of cortisol is unnecessarily high, and has learnt that no-one will come if it criesit's what's caused widespread anxiety in millennials
who are the virgin freaks he's protecting
>>215193842I didnt need to know this
>>215193846what was the actual reason
>>215193839lol
>>215193851Hardly anyone even followed that method
>>215193750His job is to represent Londoners of any ethnicity - white, brown, whatever. It doesn't matter if they're "native" or not. What does "native" even mean? Boris Johnson was born in the USA so I guess he's not a native. Rishi Sunak is more native because he was born in the UK.
>>215193851not enough people let their children cry out in my experience with talking to parents. im not a doctor
>>215193842sounds like something funny to lie about>yeah i was born in antartica bro you could convince some idiots if you did some research surely
>>215193846For me its the paki RSPCA officer telling somr somalis they can't rst swans and then finds a dead swan in their kitchen
>>215193862A fake account had been made under the name of a fellow pupil and was spreading indecent images of said pupilThe child who's phone was confiscated was suspected to be the owner of the account
>Reform are going to deport the fit Portuguese girl at toil with the big arseabsolutely NOT on
rsting some swans
>>215193857yes you didactually it's 11 confirmed: 8 in esperanza base (argentinian) and 3 villa las estrellas (chilean)
>>215193871Correct
>>215193871>What does "native" even mean?google it
>>215193890it doesnt help that they say in the video that theyre coming round because of somebody viewing posts
>>215193870anyone over 50 will tell you that's what the advice was at the time>>215193876you're presumably basing this on people who are still raising children now, the results of which haven't materialised yet, but the results of people who were "raised" in neglect are all around us
>>215193891>thinking if they get in they won’t have millions more brought inHowling
>>215193890mad how horrible children are to each other
>>215193883Roaring I remember thatAnd she concludes that they can't confirm if it's a swan so let's them off
>>215193869you are evil (and just want to be a controller). let that sink inand what you/your friends joke about and how it looks when you are so excited to jump to tell people not to be around kids and even go further than that. think about it for a sec. now fuck off, anon freak
>>215193650little sex minx
>>215193871yawn
>>215193916Millions more fit Portuguese girls?
>>215193871Boris Johnson isn't naive because he's JewishRishi Sunak isn't native because he's Indian
>>215193871>What does "native" even meanyou know what it means you're just being a faggot
just shut the fuck up jumping to tell people to "stay away from kids" you weirdo. im not a nonce
>>215193947why did you fuck those children then?
>>215193947no non-nonce has ever had to say this btw
>>215193891No exceptions. They're all going.
what does "deport every last single fucking one of them" even mean
>>215193955> >>215193954what a fucked up thing for the projectors to say. that is all ill say
>>215193957everyone, whites and non-whites, gone
>>215193938God I hope so
>>215193908>>215193932Not an argument>>215193943Benjamin Disraeli was Jewish but he was born in the UK and probably lived his whole life in the UK, so I think that makes him a native Brit.
>>215193981burningman leftypol
>>215193891Go and marry her then. You won't. Bet you can't even speak to her LOL
>>215193922you said you wanted to fuck a child mate. no way you should be anywhere near children.
>almost 30, single and horribly ugly with no prospects.
why do people treat their cars like dumps?
>>215193981some yeah like jeremy corbyn we're doing up a nice little swamp in botswana for him and his entire blood line
surely I am not the only one who thinks those posters are weird. if its just slander (r9k loves that) then imagine being above only pedophiles
>>215194018not me, I treat my dumps like cars*hops into a massive shit log and drives off*
>>215193650Kawaii desu ne !! ~
>>215194012*40 haha x
>>215193991>Benjamin Disraeli was Jewish but he was born in the UK and probably lived his whole life in the UK, so I think that makes him a native Brit.Nope, he was, as you admit, a Jew
>>215193891only lumpy white bums for you
>>215194026its ok we know youre not a paedophile xalthough this general does have them
>>215194021BASED
>>215194051he's on record as saying he would fuck a child
he was, as you admit, a poo
screamingbrought to you by the licence fee https://x.com/ripx4nutmeg/status/1970740194472271972
rorkegrangling my black azz
>>215194051yes, and report them to the mods. make sure not to get in trouble for joking and getting caught in that
>>215194068fake mousey
>>215194043By your logic, any Christian is definitely not a native Brit, because Christianity comes from the Middle East. Really nobody in the UK is "native" because humans originally come from Africa. Some of those humans travelled through Europe and some of those Europeans travelled across to the British Isles.
is audacity still the best way to convert or is there something better?
announcing
think ive got penile gangrene
toil called me this morning said toil is cancelled today because they don't have enough staffGET IN LADSFREE DAY OFF
>>215194051you shouldnt even be joking about pedo shit and shouldnt find that funny, apparently those things have to be said
Stop replying to spaki bait you MORONS
When the mayor (Dave Thomas) and a devious judge (Stuart Pankin) shout “witchcraft” in 1692 Salem, the accusations fly! But then an actual witch (Barbara Carrera) arrives...and the real mischief begins! Also stars Kelly Preston and Patrick Cassidy.
>>215194018saw one parked up the other day with a bunch of sandwich packets and coffee cups
>>215194084wasnt though
>>215194126think you saw the butty van, mate
>>215194101doesn’t sound like very reliable work
>>215193991>italian jews move to UK for business reasons>they conducted their business and live with others of the sephardic community>dont partake in british culture, holding their own religious holidays and sephardic customs>somehow BritishHm
reformed ham sandwich for lunch
>>215194101get the cans wankedget the cock cracked
>>215194146first time its happened in 2 yearswell chuffed
>>215194100why? maybe it is compartmentalism / compartment syndrome. before you do anything you should go to the doctors if the blood supply to your penis is cut off for it to look weird
Reformed Ham UK
>>215194090Jewish is a race you absolute cretin
coffee and fruit for lunch, on a diet you see
>>215194140thats a creature
is it just me or does this cunts existence and everything about him even down to his gimp middle of nowhere somewhere in the south accent make your piss boil
YWNBAJ
Should I cook the pepperoni first before putting it in my pasta or just put it in uncooked
>>215194186the shit yourself skinny diet?
lads?
We're trying to have a Teams meeting you fool.We're trying to have a Teams meeting you FOOL.
>>215194186coffee and an orange is it?
just tried going on r/redscarepodplace has been taken over by generic redditors who post in those frontpage and capeshit subsworst thing is there's so many of them now they all upvote each others dogshit posts so you can't even bully them like you used totragic
>>215194195yeah x
on my lunch break you may be interested to knowlong afternoon of emails looms
>>215194190your imaginary e-celeb friend is not a thingbuy an ad
>>215194090>By your logic, any Christian is definitely not a native Brit, because Christianity comes from the Middle EastNope. Judaism is an ethnic religion. Christianity is not. Yawn.
>>215194188
>>215194198She’s peng and has a beautiful voice
if you can't grow a real beard just get a shave it's simply that simple save yourself the bother just get a shave
>>215194198she does anal with white men
>>215194211you fancy going back and leaving your blogposts on reddit, then? earl of boredham
tacrolimus contraveined in neoplastic cancers (and in infants and pregnancy) and in its own section/point it has not been found to increase risk of cancers
save yourself the bother andshave yourself, my brother
>>215194190surely can't be that hard to avoid him, he only does a video every few months
>>215194235shaving is time consuming and gay
>>215194226he's not my friend i genuinely hate him
>>215194235when i grow my beard out i just look like a refugee tbqh
>>215194262didn't asknot a thingbuy an ad
chastity locks for little white cocks
>>215194252I'm curious: they don't investigate theft cases, they don't investigate violent crimes.Would they even do anything if someone slaughters these piglets?
>>215193915> (over) 50 glad the other anon jumped in, because without knowing you were talking about 50 years olds I wouldnt have guessed that. but mental illness has been increasing in the world
>>215194166well it’s already fallen off so theres not much point in doing anything now
fuk u gon do mousey you little twerp? Greys run this shiet
shaving my balls
not sure how realistic building a YouTube channel is from scratch in 2025 but I’m going to give it my best
>>215194271buy an ad saying what? does this cunts face make you angry?at least give me some ideas
lads so many people on the "left" seem to resort to these bizarre retorts when it comes to issues of immigrationfor example somewhere on /brit/ the other day I saw leftypol talking about immigration and the notion the UK has welcomed many people who have completely different cultural views towards women. can't be bothered to actually engage with whether I agree or not at this stage but the reply with the most (You)s was something like "Prince Andrew says hello" to basically imply these values aren't just among that group of people??????how can you write that and he satisfied you've addressed a point.whether or not you agree with the status quo please god just make an actual point rather than some snarky quip that basically just says "you're an idiot, things should be the way they are"seen it before again on immigration where English people use the British empire as a clapback to be like "yeah well if you invade half the world this is what you get"What is leftypol doing?!
>>215194283they can reattach it if you act fast but you would probably have to drive for 1hr to the hospital in Aus and would probably get into two car crashes by then
>>215194294are you an interesting personality?
>>215194282obviously the people who were raising millennials as children are now over 50s...
>>215194294easy if you're a sexy lady
>>215194294ktimalready started, my best video got 2k views rest struggled at ~300 but im gonna get back on it
cant drive anymore because i keep getting an intense urge to drive into ocnoming traffic
>>215194299buy an ad instead of flogging a literal who with, presumably, a youtube channel, where no-one has ever heard of them nor gives a shit about it
>>215194312why are you putting the mental state of millenials to the cry it out method? and the grown-up kids from that generation raised their kids in the complete opposite way to how they were raised
Do you lads think Employed Woman will give me a chance? She is my last hope of getting a gf.
when rorke goes to sleep he rolls over onto his left side and tucks his hand under the pillow omdsss
>>215194240you fancy going back to pakistan?
>>215194324what should the ad be about any ideas?
>>215194306non racists can reconcile the idea that poor behaviour and beliefs should be challenged while also you know not being fucking racistsit's actually not the conundrum racists seem to think it is
rorke gets massive heart attacks in his sleep
>>215194294Chris Spargo didBut he has a very annoying "CasualUK" tone about him
>A man's sperm is mixed with hamster eggs that have had the zona pellucida (outer membranes) removed, and the number of sperm penetrations per egg is measured>The primary application of the test is to diagnose male infertility caused by sperm unable to penetrate the ovaDamn, this "test" actually exists and is allowed in UK
>>215194308…you’re not the real mousey are you
>>215194329why are you putting the wetness state of a towel to the standing on it after a shower method?why are you putting the sliced state of bread to the putting a knife through it method?why are you putting the covered in shit state of zoo visitors to the standing in front of the monkey cage method?
Fuck sakes lads I just thought of a fantastic comeback to an online argument I had 3 days agoOh well, too late now. Should've been quicker
>>215194359why shouldnt it be
>>215194359is it invasive to hamsters?
>>215194353buy an ad
got excited for that post because I thought it was about the acrosome proteins on the tip of the sperm(atoza) breaking down the egg wall like a virus (if you think about it the two are alot alike)
lads you wake up and your birds knocked up a new set of shelves in your bedroomcut the grasschecked the air pressure in your tyres changed your engine oil and whittled and varnished a nice little ornamental duck and then you see her like this what do you do? be honest
>>215194391tobert
>>215194198What was the name of that ai muslim marriage thing that people insisted was real
why did people create money if food is the most valuable resource? why didn't people just trade food for food? mental
>>215194353I got his stuff recommended to me on my morning sesh. Never heard of him before.
>>215194211the raped
>>215194402to enslave mongs and richen the elite
>>215194396call her a cringe larper and bounce her head off the pavement twice
>>215194332reckon you've got a bigger willy than sached tranny?
>>215194364me I think Blackrock is doing it on purpose and making civilians more anxious as sort of a controlled population
saw some sheeps
>>215194396go inside and get on all fours because that's the sign she's horny and I'm getting fucked
>By 1882, 46,000 Jews lived in England, and by 1890, Jewish emancipation was complete. Since 1858, Parliament has never been without practicing Jewish members. The first Jewish Lord Mayor of London, Sir David Salomons, was elected in 1855.
>>215194423were they called shaun
>>215194396this post is funny because women like that literally do not exist, it's a libertarian wank dream and nothing elsethey're so autistic it's unreal
>>215194435didn't ask
>>215194370Grim but I know that feeling
>>215194373>If the human sperm succeeds in penetrating the hamster egg, a hybrid embryo is indeed created, known as a humster. These embryos are typically destroyed before they divide into two cells.
Get off the porn for fuck sake.Get on the semen retention.
rice and something spicy for tea
sucking an energy drink instead of eating actual food
>>215194467that's okay rorke
>on all fours YJK
sucking a humster
mad how we're all advancing the dialectic by posting here on /brit/
>>215194441do they have sex with guns in bed?
>>215194461ok and
seems like non's can't really appreciate nature
I need to eat RIGHT NOW thanks for reminding me
The umster
>>215194493
>>215194476thank you :3
fat girls rule the world
>>215194461can this happen I sometimes worry that if I throw out a spunky tissue that an animal or insect will crawl on it and get sperm in their animal fanny and create little crossbreed mutants with my face
>>215194501so I'm gonna rape your little bumhole
>>215194515UM x
waiting in line for the keir starmer labubu
>>215194515this is the chad response to shit that people dont like in about 99% of cases. therefore it is also the correct response
The lunch scranner
>>215194510nah it doesn't workalthough some people think russians created human chimp hybrids
>>215194403hes pushed by the algorithm from nothing, probs a puppet for (((them))) whos starting off innocent then going into propaganda
Sir Lunch Scranner
>>215194548mental how all paki za's look the same
That's SIR Sadiq Khan. If you please.
>>215194419hope not, I want her to top me!
>>215194537mark zuckerberg looks like such a homo in this picture
>>215194560Much better than any other pizza in my opinionJust a better taste
little faggot catberg DEMANDING cuddletoil at once
i am hated and despised by the denizens of hinge
>i took a year off to travel
>her
>>215194583get it stroked right now rorke
people go on about how they’re depressedmaybe wanking your willy several times a day has something to do with that
>>215194537mad he works at google now
>>215194591nothing irrational about being wary of little hitler fellas
>>215194583flay catberg alive then whirlwind it by the tail and straight out the window it goes and let the dropbears feast on the mangled corpse
really important question mates>>215194292>>215194292>>215194292
>>215194618kys
>>215194591
>>215194616simp
>>215194591I had a dream last night that I was measuring my height lol(i'm 5'11" and a half but i put 6' on dating apps btw)
>>215194620don't care about boring loser threads
>>215194618not a very nice thing to say
>>215194639>(i'm 5'11" and a half but i put 6' on dating apps btw)king
get the free sheldon edish made
heard a person telling their dog Baxter off for being naughty
>>215194633what was the original height here
next thread should be a chappy edish
>>215194633midgets btfo
>>215194639manlet
>i'm 5'11"
>>215194639>(i'm 5'11" and a half but i put 6' on dating apps btw)same and no girl can ever tell the difference especially if you wear something like nike airforcebut actual 5'10 manlets take the piss and do it too so now girls just set their filters to 6'1" or 6'2"
>>215194001I talk to her nearly every hour of every day because she's my colleague you spacker
next should be humster edish
>>215194666something like 5'9"
ate some spicy noodles yesterday from the vietnamese gaff and my arse is on fire today
get the umsters fertilised
my height is my only redeeming feature
reused an old birthday card coz im skinto mcginto
same height as brad pitt :)
>>215194620Cant wait for a lot of JFs to give their dogshit opinions on this
give the um posters gfs
>>215194690>but actual 5'10 manlets take the piss and do it too so now girls just set their filters to 6'1" or 6'2"i'm 5'9 and i have my profile set to 6'1
>>215194690i do the opposite and say i'm only 6ft when i'm actually just over 6'2feels a bit try hard to go into specifics so i just stick with 6ft
>>215194728ffs lool
crying out for a cartoon horse edition
Lying about your height is genuinely pathetic
me? dwarfmaxxingtoss meh don't tell the elf
>>215194754how
my cock is 6.75" but I tell myself it's 7" and that's ok
>i'm 5'9
>>215194763>>215194763>>215194763
>>215194339>poor behaviour and beliefs should be challengedExcept they don't get challenged. You invite millions of people into the country who are from a hostile culture that allows the rape of children. You look the other way while potentially thousands of them kidnap, enslave and rape tens if not hundreds of thousands of childrenfor decades, with the only response being the active denial and cover up of these horrific crimes. Then when finally forced to acknowledge it, you act shocked as a few hundred perpetrars are licked up for a few years, as if that solves the problem. And you smear anyone who wants an actual solution that keeps children safe as a "racist." Because all the rapists you invited in and enabled happen to be of the same race.
I'm 5'4
>>215194728what are you like
