read the book of mormon edition
so this is rorke
get the humsters spaffed in
me? 6ft 4 but with a small willy (around 5 inches), the proportions are so laughably embarrassing i refuse to get naked infront of a woman
>>215194783
>>215194791
too many humsters in this thread
got a 7 incher but I swear my cock has gotten a bit smaller over the recent yearsUsed to be in awe of my willy and the birds would be toobut now it feels like it's only a bit above averagereckon it's from the years of vaping, not doing athletics anymore, and pornbrain
just mental how fit she is
always thought my 5.5 inch bwc looked small in my hands but then i realised i have big evil incel freak hands and when my bwc is being handled by the gf's small woman hands it looks lilke a porn bbc
Any here ever hired an escort? What's it like?
>>215194791Mad that browns thought this was a massive win
get the ECHR (European Convention on Humster Rights) repealed
rorke rounding his 5'6 height to 6ft and his 2 inch willard to 7 inches
>>215194339>poor behaviour and beliefs should be challengedExcept they don't get challenged. You invite millions of people into the country who are from a hostile culture that allows the rape of children. You look the other way while potentially thousands of them kidnap, enslave and rape tens if not hundreds of thousands of children for decades, with the only response being the active denial and cover up of these horrific crimes. Then when finally forced to acknowledge it, you act shocked as a few hundred perpetrators are locked up for a few years, as if that solves the problem. And you smear anyone who wants an actual solution that keeps children safe as a "racist." Because all the rapists you invited in and enabled happen to be of the same race.
>>215194791'sheed catering to people that want to deport him but making fun of rorke for grabbing a bite to eat
>>215194825depressing mostly, better off just finding a girl who will shag you for free even if shes ugly
rorke calling his bf his little leaf for his 4chan-fetish
>>215194821what are those lines
>>215194791i only eat american fast food
>>215194821As in you would have to be mental to think hes fit?
fish-tory aha FISH-TORY
>>215194791tidy bit of arse there on rorkette
calling my 62 year old bald da an 'umfrog'
>>215194825yeahwanted a Golf but they'd run out, was decent enough for a run-around
Wow
>>215194828Anything that distracts from the massive child grooming and rape scandal is a win for them.
>>215194848I'm terrible at talking to women, I'm a virgin in my late 20s
>>215194791this is a massive win to browns
>One asylum seeker told the BBC he had taken a 250-mile journey to visit a GP, with the driver telling him the cost to the Home Office was £600.
>>215194868that's wild
thoughts and prayers go out to Nigwit's family
oh you like onion bhajis do you? that means you have to accept unlimited mass immigration from the 3rd world forever rorke
>>215194881well theres only one way to get better at it
>>215194868based but this is a news headline thoughever
>>215194899it's awful optics for rorke singing about sending migrants back and then going and giving money to said migrants
>>215194881ktimjust accept it and move on the best we can hope for is ai robot gfs
>>215194865so, this is me
>>215194868>Ed Wild>Has a wild headNah these are genuine heroes and it's nice to get some good news for once and also his head isn't even that wild
Biggest "early life section" surprises in my life were that Freddie Mercury was Persian and not British, and that Cat Stevens is White
>>215194868this was delayed by years thanks to foreman fucking around with the trials
mental how onion bajis price went up when they should cost like 5p or 30p
>>215194912https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cevz13xkxpro
>About 30-40% of British ancestry comes from Anatolian farmers, based on genetic studies of Neolithic migrations.
business idea: a shop that makes foreign food but only employs white people
>>215194948know a lot about that sort of thing do we adam?
what is rorke?why you lads keep calling her name?
>>215194956all me
had a quick indian bite to eat did you rorkey? that means you should allow millions of boat people to get whatever they want for free
>>215194950newslink andy
>>215194936
>>215194969she has neoliberal teeth
>>215194956well yeah we've always known this, britons are descended from brutus the trojan
>>215194918not really. it just demonstrates there is nuance people's convictions. we don't live in a retarded binary world despite what leftypol says
>>215194967im mousey
in gay porn we trust
>>215194791>you're not allowed to enjoy food with other cultures unless you willingly let your country fill with brownssuch a retarded argument
>>215194791he's gazing longingly at the fish and chip stand but the line is too long and he's famished
>>215194899Yeah but "refugees" and radical Islamists and the fella in that bhaji van are all brown, so that means they're all the same. You can't just choose which brown people to deport, there's no difference, they're ALL THE SAME so do you want to deport brown people or not???
>>215194995you’re really missing your boyfriend, huh?
>>215194956hard to believe that we're all 1/3 middle eastern but it really do be like that apparently
>>215195001you simply cannot be a rorke and willingly support migrant businesses, at best you're ignorant and at worst you are complicit.
>>215194868still need to cure my boneitis
anatolian andy
diversity is literally our strength rorke
>>215195034well im higher IQ than you so I can
>>215195033anatolia was european before turkmenistanis took it
>>215194956well yeah that's why welsh fellas are swarthy
>>215194936they should've asked all four of them to leave
>>215195049you are brown
anyone else trusting the science rn
>>215194791I don't understand why they seem to think it's a dunk on them.
>>215195054anatolia is in the middle east it has never been european
>>215195049Bodied that bugman
>>215195047you are lterally a foreigner
just found out diversity is our strength, why didn't you tell me this earlier?
turks were people from mongolia and dont really exist anymore
rorke eating smiley potato faces and bear ham
>anatolia was europeanmuttmerica strikes again
rorke complaining about brown deliveroo drivers and then ordering slop from brown deliveroo drivers
just benched 3pl8 of diversity
>Greggs to open first pub with its own beers on draft
>>215195047Great then we'll just have the migrants live in areas that vote for them in local referendums. Everyone wins.
mental how people just willingly took multiple shots of some vax mental how they made a huge uproar about it too
>>215195103it was part of the greek and roman sphere you retard
>>215195082>turks dont really exist anymoresomeone tell /ex-yu/ they'll love this
The Rt Hon Sir Adolf Hitler MP
>>215195126it was called asia minor
>>215195081lad, your country name literally is """united""" kingdom and you just realised about diversity?
people in Anatolia are mutted as fuck
don't give a fuck where anotolians are they are all getting deported
>>215195106ordered a pizza yesterday and the delivery driver was white, was screaming watching him slowly and I mean slowly take the pizza out expecting me to give him a tip hahaha fuck off mate on your bike
>>215194956not me
During the great war I shall lead like minded people to conquer the grounds of ancient Mesopotamia and start the greatest civilisation in the history of mankind.
>>215195013Actually I agree with it completely I'm a white man who HATES Indian food, disgusting shiteIf you enjoy Indian food you're not white
>>215195120i unironically believe they should exclusively be housed in lib dem, green and snp voting areas. Those are the only parties openly pro mass migration.
me im a horse
>>215195140>part of great european empires>connects to the european continent "b-but... it's called asia minor now"
>>215195166a rorketopia
mad how leftypols only argument at this point is "english people dont exist"hes completely psychologically bankrupted
>>215195106>deliveroo = brown>rorke hates browns>therefore rorke must hate deliverooIt's like watching the logic of Sherlock Holmes after he's suffered a life changing brain injury
>>215195126oh aye i'm definitely the retard here
>>215195197it's always been called asia minoranatolia has never been in europetake the L you tedious wankstain
>>215195197yes? do you think eqypt, algeria, israel, and morroco are european too?
>>215195199understand that leftypol is on a lot of levels of cope and being a beta bitch
>>215195201whats wrong with it then
notice how all the biomass is always just males? never see any peng female biomass meandering around
>entirely in asia>um well actually it was european
I like my women like I like my anatolia
>>215195174great postmakes you smell awful too
western turkey was culturally european for a long time
>>215195174Queen Victoria wasn't white then?
>>215195233Apples are redLeftypol is redLeftypol is an apple
I require immediate medical attention
>>215195271thats correct also
>>215195272tough
>>215195218point is europeans lived there>>215195225probably during the ice ages they migrated down thereegyptian kangs had red hair and stuff so yeah
>>215195244yes you do, they walk the kids to school but because they're based as chad the wives just stay at home most of the time
>>215195272*squeezes your balls**fingers your arse roughly*my diagnosis: incel
mental how the bible freaks believe something happens today or something
been doing some research into armed trans people ladsnot looking goodnot looking good at all
>>215195259nah bro when you get past the line between greece and modern day turkey it just turns into brown islamic gigamutts
im a sexless nogf fucking nobf fag let me tell you how I think you should raise children
what is with all these cunts named 'noah'? it's such a weird religious name
>>215195244I see fat african women waddle around, sitting on their arse doing nothing all day. It's both amusing and a bit distressing it's like they were taken staight out of their village in th savannah and dropped right here and they don't know what to do. Lots of ugly chinese women also. And Indian women, so many Indians.No peng ladies however.
>>215195335might if i save this to post on facebook?
>>215195261She was a complete mutt with some slight Moorish ancestry so yes.
Favourite rorke? For me it's hoemath
>>215195346i dont even noah!
>>215195356absolutele travesty of a post.
would love an african gf
>>215195295Australia is mostly populated by people who descended from europeans. Is it a part of Europe?
>>215195346i got noah dea
>>215195233Deliveroo isn't inherently brown. It happens to have many brown workers due to huge growth in that sector coinciding with mass immigration of brown people. It's not like Islam, which was brought here by brown people and is an issue for native Brits. It's a delivery job. We can import people to do that job who aren't also from a culture of rape and violence, if we can't find native Brits to do that job.
hoemath be like "if I get my drinks paid for me all night then I've essentially saved £50 and can afford a new Shein haul"
>>215195357>slight
>>215195375america doesnt literally connect to the european continent...
>>215195371why
cant get your drinks paid for at the gay bar on account of the ol rape ay
im culturally gay but it doesn't mean i'm geographically gay
>>215195392Neither does Anatolia.
>>215195402lovely big arses
based on the first three video recommendations what do you think about me?
so is Justin Trudeau actually Castros son or what
>>215195438bizarro rorke
>>215195082turks were our allies in ancient timesthey looked like us when they were mongoloidsit's funny many modern turks racist against east asian tourists in turkeybasically they bully their own kind
>>215195442brimming over with British culture, this
>>215195438ur a incel weirdo
>>215195438You are in desperate need of hairy punani
>>215195387>It happens to have many brown workers due to huge growth in that sector coinciding with mass immigration of brown people.and the fact that the company has made it incredibly easy for boatwogs to get illegal employment
wanking to nothing sexual just reading /brit/ and tugging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1x7isxUQHE2 hour 5 minutes of some Indian or whatever
>>215195420based retard
>>215195490>:^)
>>215195482owo
>>215195482you are in deperate need of love
>>215195067mhmm yeah and the bible takes place in "israel"
>>215195507:^)
>>215194174>>215194227Judaism is a religion which people can convert to, but you're too stupid to realise that.But if you want to focus on ethnicity, I guess any Anglo-Saxons in the UK are not native. Celts were in the British Isles before the Anglo-Saxons. Anglo-Saxons migrated here.
arsing about
>>215195511i'm in desperate need of a cluestill tuggng
anatolia was not european but yeah constantinople was just uhh lets not talk about it okay?
40+ lads, how mad is it that we are currently living in 2025? It was supposed to be futuristic and all that. Mental.
imagine a world withoutlesbians (that would drive me mad!)
Really want to goon to bbc porn but I'm on the nofap now. I'm on the semen retention. Time to get a move on.
>>215195573yeah you need mentally ill people
>>215195573lesbians HATE men theyre evil
>>215195583Twenty proper pushups every time you think of having a wank.
diversity is freaking awesome!!
lesbians dont hate men
>>215195583punch your willy 10-15 very hard every time you want to wank
>>215195623how would you know that
>>215195461Sorry man jeez
>>215195442I think I saw something debunking it but at the same time I still sort of believe it.
doing the rorke's da dance
I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELLAND I'M SO HOTCAUSE I'M IN HELLLLLLLLLL
>>215195461Yeah but too much British culture if anything. I'll try to avoid the subject so it doesn't get too much.Pic is Olivia Munn, a non-british woman. Enjoy!
drinking in a positive way: can of dragon soop to get caffinated and motivated to clean your roomthen washing your foreskin
>>215195635I choose instead to punch my crotch with the flat side of my fist whilst holding my willy within
gooning to gio scotti
>>215195635not him thats unironically gross o algo
on the fence with a song i'm composing atm, last one in a series of 4sort of have the aesthetic down but it's like missing something
>>215195684um that's alcoholism
>>215195531So youre denying theres a jewish race or ethnicity and its just a religion?
>>215194763Kind of mental the head of the Mormon church is 101When was the last time you heard of a pope living that long
every single of anti islam influencerare english dude/womanthank you for showing your true colornow anti-angloid is my new personality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZnncsXIEDgpsyche acting like medlifecrisis (copying is art so im not talking about that) >>215195736well drinking any thing at all, at any time is alcohlism >:(
pooand wee
sucked a poo back up my arse
new small brained american vid
gay porning about the place
the brits have suffered so much
Did some Heathernonce tribute posts for the banter and got hit with a three day ban. All I'll say is I'm sorry, and it won't happen again x
>>215195531Celts migrated here too you sped
infiltrating mousenonce dream state and punching him repeatedly
rorke thinking hes posh when writing a 7 he puts a dash through it
no report option for NSFW now soo idk if you should make it not happen again
>>215195786impressive considering he himself rarely gets banned for it
>>215195801tbqh 7 without a dash feels naked
>yhe buble
>>215195801Isnt that normal? Am i a rorke mow
>>215195817toby :3
proper retard mecan’t remember a thing from uni or school x
>>215195829
proper retard me t. went to uni
>>215195836same here lad. thick as fucking pigshit me
>>215195531>all of English culture and civilization is the result of the Anglo-Saxon people >these people also carry Celtic and indigenous Briton genes>uhhh but they migrated here from 50 miles away 1000+ years ago guess Rishi is just as native Your a mong and the logical endpoint of your thinking is that Indian Americans, Palestinians and Tibetans are also not native to their areas
how soon is too soon to ask the girl in pret to marry me? I've seen her once
>>215195824Tbf they were pretty egregious and I posted half a dozen of them - was cackling at Rorkes rageful responses
>>215195836ktim also cant remember a single thing from before the age of 12
Just so things don't get TOO British culture related, here's a pic of Mexican -American actress Salma Hayek.Salma Valgarma Hayek Pinault (/ˈhaJɛk/ HY-ek,[3] Spanish (NOT English): [ˈsalma ˈxaʝek]; née Hayek Jiménez; born September 2, 1966)[4][5][6] is a Mexican (NOT British) and American (NOT British) actress and film producer. She began her career in Mexico (NOT Britain) with starring roles in the telenovela Teresa (1989–1991) as well as the romantic drama Midaq Alley (1995). She soon established herself in Hollywood (NOT Britain)...
>>215195867it's over lad, that ship has sailed. blew it when you didn't go for it as soon as you saw her
>>2151958671 time too soon3 times too long to ask her to marry you
my oldest memory? screaming at this ancient gif
>>215194791They're legal immigrants lad, we're not racist just stop the fackin boats
>>215195883mental how fit she is
daytime /brit/ is just diabolicalabsolutely fucking awful, just a bunch of the unemployed and unemployable and foreigners and mentally ill posting absolute dross and arguing over the most autistic things imaginableits not til the toilers get back that the thread gets good again
>>215195919she needs rape correction
tsukubenaru horse
>215195786>215195872 false flag
>>215195927my pret wife? yeah she's peng
got no foreskin but i produce an exorbitant amount of precum to compensate
Wth I hate shartmund now
>>215195919sex sex (if legal age)
>>215195927Agreed. I pride myself on my taste in women who will never know I exist.
mumberg gets home and is immediately fucking annoying me
>>215195927And still is. Neae unparalleled level of consistency. Only kate Beckinsale and liz hurley come close
>>215195956people have gone mental
>>215195872Heathernonce is an actual rorke mongo
>>215195931
>>215195964go for a walk lad
nth for the gyaldem
>>215195964get her arse shagged
I HATE the gyaldem
>>215195786>>215195872Based desu
gay fucking fairy
irishbros being called out for their bullshit larping lol
>>215195964Chin the stupid bint
having a vicious mega boner attack
It Feels Like We Slipped Into A Parallel Universe About 10 Years Ago. A Psychiatrist Explains WhyDr Russell Razzaque
LaQuarius Dequante Smith III aka Lil Dave
>>215195866everyone on the planet has moved aboutat the time when the celts ruled britain, there were no turks in turkey or french people in france, no slavs in eastern europe, ancient greeks still controlled most of the eastern med
>>215195883Hot
psychiatrists are so based >im crazy im crazy aaaaaa! heres why you are all crazy! love this they are based
>>215196065You've never left your smeggy bedroom let alone been travelling
here they all are then. the lads
>>215196064Reckon his mates call him Razza and do that thing off that advert but instead of WASSAAAAAAAP it's RAZZAAAAAAAA
>>215196065evil jew incel post
heather megamelty
>>215196097me on the left
>>215196023Forget nmecha, shartmund needs to launch "an internal process" into the state of blud's taste
paid my rent todayoh boy
>>215196097Messi esque performance from that lad
>>215196103razzaesque post
>>215196122get rentberg drowned in the thames
>>215196085Lmao what? At the very earliest period the celts moved here around 1000BC though most hundreds of years laterAre you really suggesting there were no settled populations at that time?
>>215196065Don't look rorke
just made this i call it "mass deportations are inevitable"
baggy trousers look so fucking stupid, not sure if they're worse than skinny jeans
BRABUBU!
>>215196131Oh shit I didn't realise one dog was dominating so much
>>215196153Blacked JAV is rorke's secret fetish
need a retard gf
This chapter is a distant vague relation of Section I2(i) of the 2023 CICM Primary Syllabus; CICM acknowledges Māori as tangata whenua and Te Tiriti o Waitangi (Treaty of Waitangi) partners in Aotearoa New Zealand
>>215196141that money ill never see againshocking, it really is
>>215194956NonsenseI am a virile Cro Magnon
mola mola
a smile might be good
fuck sake getting panic attacks again
>>215196144are u a virgin
>>215196166how does he do it he isn't even here
my rent is £100 a week
>>215196184just want to wank to rara kudou but every vid is her getting shagged by that malteser head black guy
Did your mum ever give you calpol as a kid?That's why you're autistic.Calpol causes autism, see?
This chapter is a distant vague relation of Section I2(i) of the 2023 CICM Primary Syllabus, acknowledges Māori as tangata whenua and Te Tiriti o Waitangi (Treaty of Waitangi) partners in Aotearoa New Zealand>>
The thickest person I know is on her second OMB rant of the day
>>215196218you must live in a literal shack or a cupboard
Classic.
>>215196131More like Ronnie, no? Messi doesn't jump... Well not including the rigged world cup hand ball
Views on TND?
>>215196218>my rent is £100 a week
>>215196218You nosh off the monopoly manBe quiet
>>215196202scr
>>215196202blub blub blub
>>215196187she's that bird from White Lotus. that was a very bizarre plot line. reinforced my dislike for homosexuals
>>215196236bought it and it was wank
This chapter is a distant vague relation of Section I2(i) of the 2023 CICM Primary Syllabus, which acknowledges Māori as tangata whenua and Te Tiriti o Waitangi (Treaty of Waitangi) partners in Aotearoa New Zealand
>>215195956Just went on r/soccer and basically this guy is the worst most evil stupid snd bigotted person ever. But all i can see thay the original message was like "condolences to charlie kirk and his family"
gay incel
>>215196226Unironically I was an early MMR baby (yeah I'm old) and spontaneously developed a bunch of neurodiverse symptoms
CICM acknowledges and pays respect to the Traditional Custodians of the lands across Australia on which our members live and work, and to their Elders, past, present and future. We pay respect to the Wurundjeri Peoples of the Kulin Nation as the Traditional Custodians of the land on which CICM’s office stands.
rent a room in my mates house :)
>>215196184jokes on you i don't even know what jav means
>>215196273unlucky matebet that calpol tasted good though eh
>>215196187Spitting image of my mate's ex who, when we were all walking back from the club, was drunkenly pestering me to slap her arse for about a mile. She wouldn't stop so I eventually just did it to shut her up, extra hard for being annoying, and her then bf (a different guy - not my mate) said everyone back to his place except me. Walked home alone feeling very unfairly treated.
retard gf with lots of love to give and motherly instincts is S tier. Intelligent gfs cheat
>>215196291Is that what caused you to become a cuckold do you think
>>215196284omdz rorke
>>215196311>>215196311>>215196311
>>215196256don't you think it's unwise to base your views on fictional telly shows
gonna tell abos that sick people might have spirits of the pancreas to make an alternate reality/dimension - a "fork" of the 1700s, see where it ends up in 300 years
>>215194763has Sister Wise (pbuh) made any other videos?
>>215196309well i'm not heatherpaedo so you'd have to ask him mate
>>215196284she's fit as fuck and i love her tummy but those jeans also look daft
>>215196298your mate is a cuck?
>>215196298sounds like you got done by both of them
No editionDog shit new
>>215196264Clown club and football board
>>215196210No, now answer my question
