https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8CPmwyoAM
>>215196311
mad how boring travel vlogs get once you've seen 5 you've seen them all basically
>>215196325THIS IS A BOMB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onr80iOoEXs Nodel died YESTERDAY
>another day not being born angloYep, life is good.
any aryan beast man in?
emoji de telecopieur
>>215196378I’m a huge lumbering and very strong Rorke
>>215196333No he was walking ahead and didn't see her pestering me or me slapping her arse, I guess he just heard about it a minute later. Probably from her. Slag.
gay bastard gay fucking fairy
>>215196374greginho onamadone
>>215196387fit if legal age
>everyone back to mine except youLMAO
>>215196387feels weird seeing her posted here and not just on my fyp
Lenny Henry has officially called for reparations
nth for the baddiedem
so this is storke
>>215196396i do not like this 'bradder' image
>>215196144The name “French” comes from a Germanic tribe, after Rome. As does England for the Britons. The Turks language and culture comes from the steppe and only came in the last few centuries. Spain spread its language to two continents in 100-200 years. People move about all the time. Each of these times the locals had every right to defend the ethnic composition of their home territory, as we now do. This conflict is not political it is tribal.
>>215196387who's this lad?
You think discourse is bad online and then you actually hear normies talking about stuff
>>215196444need this occupation: girl bitch to lick and kiss my balls
>>215196337Yeah maybe but it's not on is it. At least I got to slap her arse.
some days i stink of shit and some days i stink of fish
>>215196396this crashed my computer cheers
not gay but hotter if she has a penis in that casethe could never
Lots of peng aesthetics from the 2000s got co-opted by trannards and leftypols
I'm so fucking depressed
Does anyone here work? What is your job?
>>215196374Shut the fuck up frogmonodoro
>>215196522nigger rapist
>>215196509cheer up mate :)
>>215196522i am an IT drone (non customer facing)
>>215196522giving methamphetamine to housewives (clueless and doesnt know them bitches are going to fuck it all up)
scrang
>>215196522paracetamol smuggler
>>215196522yeah, grunt drone
>>215196509I hope this tiny picture of Janeane Garofalo cheers you up
>>215196522working right now mate
squirrel 9/11
>>215196522Cyber sec
>>215196522I wank off dogs in exchange for home bargains gift cards
>>215196522I am a literal data entry monkey who’s job is being replaced piece by piece with AI
>>215196522Thread inspector
>>215196574Big fan of Julia Donaldson, me
YWNBAJ
im going yozo oba mode
>>215196522image board moderation
>>215196522I work at the chicken kiev factory - I'm the man who fucks the garlic butter into the chicken kievs, you see, and my penis is horribly burned.
>>215196632You will never be a Jacobite?
Thinking about when they created a vaccine that didn't stop you getting the disease and the people that were most in favour of it were too scared to go outside
>>215196647scoom
>>215196651mental how Jay-Z and her is in the illuminati
>>215196647s
all going off in china lads
>>215196657can’t imagine why someone would take such a vaccine? I can say that I am pure
>>215196657maybe you should think about having something else in your life from the last 5 years
priti patel sex arse
me? triple vaxxed and pozzed
>>215196626Dunno who that is or what she has to do with Janeane Garofalo but apparently she writes kids books and is redpilled af
>>215196657thinking about booting your puny head off
>>215196522Semen producer and woman scarecrow as a side gig.
have you had your 7th booster leftypol
>Um, that was literally years ago Rorke, please only discuss contemporary issues such as the Atlantic slave trade
scalp grey squirrels with analgesics on and replace their skin with a series of interconnected collagenic membranes with invaginations (around the lumen) of high explosives
Big zog load
>>215196733GCHQ
Just hit up a new lead on Project Have Sex With An Adult Woman 202599 days to go!
when rorke pulls out his veiny dih
>>215196706>He posted, from inside the Victoria COVID Concentration Camp
everyone at work knows I'm a virge. haven't told them obviously but they just know don't they
Didn't get the vaccine but also didn't get brainraped into a state of schizophrenic chimphood by lockdown like some of you
a membrane of thin connective tissue
>>215196755I have a visceral hatred for this gif
>>215196755unironically how Leftypol women act for Rorke, they can’t get enough
>>215196758posted it from my penthouse apartment sitting on my ottoman actually
Gay squirrels
>>215196755is this movie good gooning material?
>>215196753go running around on all fours around grey squirrels like them zulus but going WOLOLOLOLOL and dual model 1985s from call of duty modern warfare 2
>>215196646Imagine if you jizzed garlic butter though corr I mean you wouldn't eat it yourself but you'd have women going mad for it.
>>215196761yes everyone can spot a virgin a mile off, doesn’t need to be said
>>215196784you aint never had sex in your got damn life rorke
>>215196790Um we call them Turkic peoples now
watching tenable
>>215196753they want you to do ityoure allowed and even encouraged!
put cockroach antenae on grey squirrels heads and control them w remote controls
>>215196819I have, with several “free Palestine” women included. They go feral for Rorke men and it shames them inside but they can’t help it
I work as a penetration tester It's a cruel joke that they gave the industry a name with so much flirty banter potential knowing full well that's exclusively filled with virgin freaks (me)
>>215196784brown women like it when you go "jeez luise wowweee" when you see them; activates their fight or flight
>>215196826
Give red squirrels method and give the knives and let them kill grey squirrels and move onto their homes
>>215196850
3 pm
god my gf is so fucking sexy
>>215196858>pentagon thief the Jews
I'm 23 and still look like a gay teen twinkDon't know what pictures to use on (straight) dating apps I just have selfies in my room ffs
Any 'desperately need to get a grip' man in?
Update: my gf doesn’t need glasses lads. Ah well, she’s still peng
>I just have selfies in my room ffsfknpscrmn
>>215196854Cool as fuck job though right? Hacking and lock picking and spying and that? Seen some very cool videos about that line of work. Does it pay well? How much can you tell us about what goes on and have you got any good stories?
off to tesco
>>215196907That's because she's blind haha
>>215196892ktimnever installed the apps though
>>215196907you can get glasses which do nothing if you have a fetish for them or whatever
>>215196907what she dies need is a right good rogering
penetration tester at the chicken kiev factory
Any other peng lads in? Fresh haircut, good clothes, gym goers?
Any bevvies man in?
>I just have selfies in my room ffsever thought about being a tranny? that's all they do as well
>>215196907If she's going out with you then she does HAHAHA am I right lads? Did you hear what I said? He goes my gf doesn't need glasses and I said... IF SHE'S GOING OUT WITH YOU SHE DOES
Genuinely want to just cut off all human contact and sit in a room doing autistic things for my own amusementWhy isn't this allowed
>>215196923imagine standing there with a claymore sword and bisecting her in half when she runs by
>>215196923wrong way mate
>>215196962scrodeley-HEEE-HOOOOOO
>>215196962AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*literally dies from laughing*
>>215196967how is it not
might go pretend to be a MtF trannie on the internet for money
>>215196972i dunno about that she looks quite nimble
When did you last have sex?Me: 3 days
>>215196912It's cool but not as cool as you probably have in your head
>>215196967It's allowed but unfulfilling
>>21519699519 years ago :)
>>215196991why not pretend to be a very convincing FtM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCwzBkn59HQbased doctor mike sexy sex sex mike and hes wearing raycons. yes I am going to take it from you and say that its cute that it allows me to study how he moves his face around with the anchor points
>>215197018That's the most dystopian thing I've ever seen
3pm penetration testing
>>215196647Bradparty
>>215197038buy an ad
>>215197018total boomer death
>>215197026wait thats what I meant >>215197054>.<
>>215197038would you shag markiplier
umpetals im scared
An actual website I go to had people discussing the 'latest covid wave' today, one of them had it last week
>>215196882*Ian_Wright_gasp.jpg*
>>215197018>buy a house at 28>retire at 60What decade was this the 60's?
>>2151965790 replies. womp womp *sad trumpet for macao*
arse lad night
>>215197079Someone at work has unironically been off with it for weeks. And not like a layabout grifter either.
>>215197079mumsnet is it?
Might get on the PIP scam
>>215197013Hey pretend I've caught you breaking into my top secret facility and Ive tied you to a chair and I'm interrogating you. And I've never heard of a penetration tester and don't believe you...WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE??
>>215197075UM x
>>215196981>>215196972
>>215197092>still replies all mouth foamingAh, to be a newfag anglo. So cute.
time to accept that my eyesight is in the absolute mud
>>215197140Lol good work on that hand btw
>>215197018Most of this was unrealistic for me before I hit puberty
>>215197089
any gay men in
I think asparatine is fuel for the cell (the mitochondria) in a hypoxic environment, and, similarly, most cancer cells can perform better in a hypoxic enviroment, grow better and out of control in such an enviroment, and maybe that is because is faciulitive whereas cells are not (maybe that helped with survival and profileration of cancers) and maybe that is what produces cancer-specific metabolites also
>>215197140csrom
>>215197238>>215197238>>215197238New
>>215197165apparently you can buy eye drops and put them in your ear not good to put things in the ears and thats a shame now... but maybe I will go drink ear drops or stool softeners...
i need some sort of medication that makes me want to do things
leftypol spotted
in cuck-free conditions the desperate leaf melts himself
casual reminder that both the early OP and the link are s/f
>>215197128*pulls out my smeggy letter of permission*Just call my point of contact la*runs away while you're on the phone*
>>215197256paracetamol
wasted the entire day award
rorke hungrily gobbling up a spiderleftypol kissing it tenderly on the mouth
Genuinely just might try being gay for a bit and see what happens
>>215197256It's called dopamine. Learn how it works and how to control it for your own benefit and you'll never lack motivation... Says the guy who spent all day laid in bed eating ice cream mars bars and phoneposting on /brit/
>>215197246>dogshit early dtfic new
>>215197331WAHEY!!
>>215197303wasted my entire f***ing dogshit life award
get the umpeters posted
>>215197348scraming
I want to do a sort of study where I infect patients with a bacteria or virus (probably would be e. coli- a specific strain bought off SIGMA ALDRICH) and give them antibiotics to help cure it, then midway I redose them with the foreign body. also I would like to compare this with other results, and my goal would be to see how this affects resistance (such as, to penicillin, which is why I would use e. coli with nanoparticles or an accompanying drug) to drugs based on bacteria that is allowed to become resistant and proliferate. and also starve people of water to see if they die
>>215197256Adderall will do that. I think it's effective for non-ADHD havers because it raises baseline happiness.
>>215197289What if the bloke who hired you denied all knowledge for a laugh? How fucked would you be? Has anything like that ever happened?
>>215197354Alri Fauci
doing this then placing it directly into a wheelie bin
>so mad they reported meHahaha anglos really can't banter anymore. What a sad state of affairs.But I have to say, I do love antagonizing anglos.
real bad psych subedition
Why did everyone tell me you don't need to drive in the UK. It's bullshit. It locks off like a third of a job market.
>>215197320alri literally every podcaster ever
mousey would probably have a successful medical practice if he was around in the old days when all the doctors were doing mental stuff
>>215197369apparently Fauci or Pfizer (o algo) gave orphan kids in New York HIV. https://www.vera.org/publications/the-experiences-of-new-york-city-foster-children-in-hiv-aids-clinical-trials I havent read it I prefer Facchini
The veneration of Australian aboriginals is the perfect example of Christian slave morality and the idea of "the first shall be the last, and the last shall be the first".
>>215197399no shit isn't that obvious
>>215197418this shit is boring bring back the pure satire
want to play WoW ffs why is it still 10 quid a month
>>215197418lol they literally run them over
amazon man knocked on the door when i was on the toilet with a poo half out of my arse
Grok sides with Britain on the Falkland Islands dispute
>>215197320might as megadose DXM. why? god invented dopamine, so it is good. if dopamine was a bad thing, we wouldnt have it. therefore we should have the most amount of dopamine we can at all times (this would also make people happy)
>>215197399who is "everyone" - a bunch of anonymous virgin strangers who don't leave their mum's house?
I hereby declare 'tis a melty free zone.
>>215197357Nah, I found out the hard way after a long interrogation with a companies security team that trespassing is a civil crime so they'll usually let you go regardless unless they think there's a good reason to prosecuteMost pen testing is over the internet though, web apps, infrastructure, phishing The physical office break ins are a very small part of the job, though arguably the most fun
>>215197441uh oh poopy, what did you get?
>>215197410true however I wouldofve probably gone to war with France instead
Have you ever known a white lad who's had a non white lad inside him
>>215197375Fucking hell rorke
>>215197375i love this videothe catberg stepping down very gingerlythe they/themdem and their horrible haircuts and outfitsthe pure delight on their lovely facesthe cat's silly little legsthe fact that the cat could easily jump down but is too stupid and fat to do sothe tender little kiss at the endjust love it, me
>>215197472wasn't even for me it was for my mum
the CIA experimented with not giving people water in the MKULTRA experiments
>>215197521that BITCH
>>215197508does it make you feel all warm and fuzzy
rachel reeves you have costed me a well paying job for TOO DAMN LONG
drinking water is sort of a lot like the movie "chicken run" isnt it. a bit like religion. a little bit like feeding you the poison and selliing you the cure (MCDONALDS!) a bit of making you think, if youre not already fluorinated...
Rorke singing Ten German BombersLeftypol suddenly deciding everyone should just move on and forget the past
Count your lucky stars if you had financially stable parents as a kid. I had to move like six times in my lifetime, most of them as a kid, same town but different homes. It's mental to me that I have mates that still sleep in the same rooms they did when they were infants. And now I'm 26 and I have to worry about my mum's mortgage because she doesn't earn a lot and my dad is a pensioner. I have to get some shitty job soon so I can support, so I'm going to be working my ass off and I won't even be keeping all the money. I was an unplanned pregnancy and I should have been aborted.
>>215197418get the black cock fetish posts posted
>>215197553you are a gigantic noncey faggot
rorke saying hi how are youleftypol saying alright thanks you
>>215197508good analysis
drinking water is sort of a lot like the movie "chicken run" isnt it? a bit like religion. a little bit like feeding you the poison and selliing you the cure? (MCDONALDS!) a bit of making you think, perhaps? if youre not already fluorinated...
I'm a Rorke but I have Leftypol tastes
where's ziedbelg
Lovely day to be at the beach, quiet and sunnyI can throw these car batteries straight into the sea without being bothered
>>215197611a few examples?
(guy who has only seen chicken run)
>>215197597cant say this online though can you theyll have you arrested
>>215197620Yank public radioDyed hairIPAs
banging my lopunny paws together
Why do /tv/ jannies hate Peep Show so much?
>>215197620want to shag trannards
>>215197539does a bit actually yeah
>>215197490I've been in situations like that. Women are way easier to deal with than gay men are. More expensive but better long term.
becoming a tibetian monk and reincarnating myself in this same flesh to go pushed around the grey squirrel park with the ability to explode them with my mind
>>215197639so shit taste yeah?
Don't know what sort of lobotomised cunt you have to be to enjoy 'Friday Night Dinner'
The Wind Cries Mousey
>>215197663didnt know you were zesty like that...
>>215197677Yeah that's what I said
scream
I (an empath) causing a revere-charge volt surge in the ying and yang and univerese universe when I talk about grey squirrels due to my force of will being soo strong (at least 10 or more men)
>>215197693
>>215197693HBomberBros...
>>215197698why is dogberg up there?
>>215197693I thought you'd get arrested for having that saved
>>215196522throat fucker
>>215197711i thought it was joeyy
>>215197715hes getting a reddish orange tan
Any 'ignore emails until they become a massive problem that keeps you awake at night instead of just taking 5 minutes to answer them' man in?
>>215197733read that on r/pakistan did you
any based man in?
less than an army going to the greys to sort it out would be a mistake. I am "that guy" - I am that guy not a mistake im the reckoning
>>215197698how red squirrels think they look posting about torturing greys
umseeds...i'm scared
>>215197464That's a shame. I'd like to do the purely physical and social engineering bit. Like wearing a hi-vis jacket and sneaking in through the fire exit when someone pops out for a cig. Are there any jobs where it's just that bit?What if you successfully got in and out, kept the money, and said the place had actually already been burgled when you got there?
>>215197678i tried watching it because i fancy fran off black books but she has a stupid haircut in it and this son never stops making this stupid faggot face in every scene
>>215197310might do this with lonely old gay blokes and be showered with gifts and then dip
im a freakin force of nature, guy
>>215197783bro thinks he's mike ehrmantraut
>>215196374Isso só que nordestino.
>>215197756no saw it on /int/
늘 지켜볼게요.
im going to reveal my plans to the catholic church where I go convert grey squirrels to oil in 1000 years for my descend-ancestors
bridget phillipson wank on the cards
feel like fucking shit
>>215197846what is your favourite pokemon TYPE
>>215197868you smell it :)
going to feed grey squirrels TNT - to tone the kidneys - and 6-glucose morphian and then eat them
>>215197851fucking get in i just know she would be HEAT in the SHEETS
>>215197868can't say I've ever been this horny
no squerrils
>>215197310I could probably shag a petite twink, the feeling of domination over a lesser male must be quite nice
Gonna be fun to watch how dirty the game of politics gets in a couple of years as labour and tory enter their final death throesGonna be all sorts of scandals coming out against reform, corbyn, the crop of Muslims independents that will be running
Yass slay kwinnn
>>215197876hmm steel is the most OP
who are the up and coming tiktok slags then
>>215197809How do you know I'm not? Nah I think if myself more like Face Man from the A-Team. Pretending to be the lift repair man then changing into a tuxedo in the lift as it goes up to the penthouse cocktail party, then chat up the waitress so she takes me to the staff quarters where I do my recon or whatever.
>>215197900can tell just from looking at her she gives good head
>>215197940well first up there's your mum
>>215197940wouldn know as i'm not a nonce
probably psyhic-type Pokemondaschbun is really goodchimerio is OP if it knows the fast move astonish and a psychic-type charged move to either farm down with super-effective moves or STAB
had a wet dream about shabana mahmood pegging me
Been invited to a corporate webinar about nutrition and the lass hosting it genuinely looks anorexic
started finally getting rid of the rubber ring psyducks with no background with the "power-up Pokemon x times" challenges to get rewards for spending those candies, getting one candy back and freeing up one space for my storage
>>215198013this is off-topic blog posting
toil Christmas do, soon
>>215198003cor that probably sucks and wont get good dinners or alcohol
She was a 23 year-old professional model you SICK FUCK
>>215197948those rotund hips toohnnnng i bet it grips
>>215198061bruh
no idea how people can work for big empty soulless corporations the money i suppose but christ what a hollow existence
>>215198063sent those umchickens flying!
rising in Florida is pertuitius (whooping cough), measles, and hep B (DT also mentioned hepatitus B in his talk)
>>215198107off topic
>>215198107will never forgive woke for this
announcing a report / impersonating 4channel staff 2nd time. wont be a third
>>215198071whats your job
>>215197783>Are there any jobs where it's just that bit?Very few, you might find a handful of purely social engineering gigs but they'd be expecting someone very specialised with a lot of experienceBest way to get into that is pen testing into red teaming where you become the social engineer guy>and said the place had actually already been burgled when you got there?Rare we're asked to remove anything from the office, usually it's hack the network, plant keyloggers/remote pcs that sort of thing
>>215198129announcing a report
>>215198003she's probably vegan
>>215198135am bottom
>>215198135poo sampler
>>215198125the rise in these (preventable!) disease are from vaccine hesitation the newsletter was saying this about the UK one time after COVID idk since
New>>215197238
>>215198089they're clearly horses you brain dead mong
>>215198129your pokemon posts are boring and retarded but you spam them anyway because you have literally nothing else going on in your life except this thread and a game for retards and children
>>215198143Thanks, that still sounds really cool.
>>215198216:( (also the female large intestine is smaller than ours - 2ft smaller. I think. I think 14-16ft in men, 12ft in women)
>>215198213UM x
>>215198231you should at least play a real pokemon game and not that dogshit mobile slop
>>215198063Umm(a)
