umpetal 5000 has logged on

The NHS says paracetamol's safe so he must be onto something

>>215198234
next update status?
I cant link it but check NICE for up-to-date studies going on currently

Toillass thinks it's pronounced Yavonne

https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/paracetamol-for-adults/pregnancy-breastfeeding-and-fertility-while-taking-paracetamol-for-adults/
next update status 25th Oct 2025

Ibuprofen bros we cannot stop winning

Post your accent/voice

https://vocaroo.com/1fNhS0IUBzLA

what if argentina puts all the money we give them into the military and invades the falklands

Sir Harold Shipman

raise the minimum wage, Texas

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Khan getting ratioed in the quotes by Simon Jordan

>>215198302
Don't worry Keir will probably pay them to take it off our hands

>>215197328
Once you start noticing streamers and "influencers" are all randomly pointing upwards now for no apparent reason, you can't unsee it. It's every one of them, in every clip. I don't think it's the satanic "as above, so below" gesture. A lot of them aren't pointing down with the other hand. It's a mystery. I've also noticed them conspicuously point at their face, or touch or poke at their face with one pointing finger. Very disturbing once you start seeing it everywhere and wonder what it could be. Yes I was diagnosed with severe mental health but that's surely unconnected to this schizo obsession of mine.

heroin is based

>>215198351
Don't say that, there could be impressionable kids on here.

kids arent doing heroin

>>215198347
They've all been on the same marketing course

back from office toil lads. Had to talk about KPIs and best practices instead of Rorke and Pool Seal. Feel sick x

Why's it gone quiet all of a sudden

pool seal

boycot

getting better at python feel like a rite hacker :)

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>>215198327
Khan banned adverts of women in bikinis because they promote 'negative body images' while at the same time giving his explicit support for adverts which encourage mentally ill women to mutilate themselves.
He is pure evil.

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sickt tott asbabtsrsd sdeatg sodf atial

>>215198494
your mum already mastered my python

Mousey is a nonce

>TYLENOL®
>@tylenol
>We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.

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nth for the holodem

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sad i missed the kirby edish

>>215198510
she told me it's more of a garden snake

tits look better when theyre in a bra

stroking my four inch python mhmm x

>>215198514
mad how yanks called them by brand names

>>215197328
Venti's a bitch, but God I'd ravage her in this Sailor Jupiter cosplay

>>215198518
Waffle on.

is employed woman online yet I need to ask her a question

>>215198538
why

>>215198552
hi :3

never seen any tits me

>>215198327
Top lad proper clobber

>>215198562
Brands owning the exclusive rights to the patents for drugs is why the American pharma industry and university system dominates. They own the the drugs, the science and control the brains

pretty girl running up the street in tears :(

swearing andy

>>215198644
look in a mirror and you'll see one

*hits the fent lean in the middle of the thread*

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>>215198625
i like kirby hes nice

>>215198665
Umm

>>215198681
sheeeeeeesh

what a load of fucking dross
sort your lives out

>>215198692
ok

>>215198665
chase after her and console her

>>215198665
sorry i just broke up with her

>>215198706
shut it mug

>>215198706
I'm trying mate

>>215198748
quite literally too big

>>215198748
Yanks don't suffer

fat

>>215198730
if youre on here, youre not

>>215198748
ugly hog

>>215198767
me?

>>215198748
she dances like an arab uncle

15x raid passes for 1000 coins (£10) and you get 2 lucky eggs (and two incense) free

>>215198798
>free

>>215197558
what is this homo doing

When did we stop dressing classy?

>>215198815
its 15 raid passes and like £2.50 less than what it would cost to buy 3 at a time, so its free bonus stuff. its going alongside the """progression""" of the game right now with what some pepole might have leftover for their coins. if I didnt get the lucky eggs from this they would be free because I try to get 1 every 4 days from my free Pokecoins and then an upgrade to my Pokemon storage if it ever goes up high enough :3c

>>215198866
Grow up

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cant wait to go out this week got half a pill left

>>215198815
so, yeah, if I didnt get the lucky eggs from this they would be free. and because of this (and/or with the £2.50 savings) it IS free because I was getting them anyway. I didnt put more money in but it was left over (still have the remote raid passes for gheniskhan)

no longer taking advice from niggas in a lower tax bracket

mad how I'm getting paid to poo posts here

bacon bacon mutty time

>>215198900
literally not free then is it

>>215198911
>dis nigga paying tax
point and laugh

>>215198748
Now I need to wank

>>215198842
started in the 1960s but really it didn't get bad until the late 90s with gen x

Is there anything less funny than normie sexual innuendo

>>215198932
it is free for reasons I have explained but maybe you are not getting it, the 15 raid passes cost £10

>>215198951
yeh a virgin bore posting on /brit/ with post ending 951

>>215198964
no free would mean you get it with no spend required, having to pay just means you're getting 'better value' than usual but its still behind a premium

>>215198966
Wasn't intended as a joke

>>215198991
£10 goes on passes anyway based on the progression of the game right now

>>215198951
yeah slavshit and other poltards like >>215199002
>>215199002

>>215199007
which is shit, they shouldn't be charging us anything. its predatory and unfair

>>215199048
you get 2 free raid passes for the raid days though
also reminder this week that on mega camerupt day you get 5 free raid passes to use - but they expire after the hour is over

Today, I feel gay

swearer andy

>>215199093
not a thing, buy an ad

3x passes costs like £2.50. thats like, a sandwich

>>215199093
I don't watch shorts but I'll see it in the big vod later on the benny harvey channel

>>215199126
>>215199129
buy an ad

Have never watched a single second of Limmy content

advertiser andy

>>215199157
not even wa'a?

David Limmy

>>215199157
kill jester

>>215199157
exaggerator andy

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What I should do: the dishes and the laundry
What I want to do: poo and then sleep
What I will do: poo and then lay in bed phoneposting

What’s the point in an advice board if niggas don’t wanna give advice

>>215199157
because you cant stop after just the one second and have to see more

>>215199211
what's your question mate?

no shower 3 days

Never heard Taylor Swift
Never watched Limmy
Never eaten Nandos

>>215199225
What’s the point in an advice board if niggas don’t wanna give advice?

be right back andy got to go shower even though I showered yesterday :)

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>>215199075
kek the war for Indian labor war has just begun. North America has had their fill. Europe hasn't nearly a tenth the influx of Indians. Even Japan and China are introducing special visas

>>215199238
no shower andy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLFH4TJssiU

>>215199256
>Indian talent

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>>215199238

*starts getting fucked up the arse*

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>indian talent

>>215199239
get on YouTube and watch the top 5 most viewed Taylor swift songs, all abhorrent shit

i love jerma andy
i have a bad day and put his video on as a distraction and in the background i hear "does the pringles guy have hair?" and it makes me smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjH3PZMyzNg

Taylor Swift is alright, heard much worse

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what the FUCK is this country anymore

Leftypol went to shoot up an ICE facility because he was against them deporting illegal immigrants and ended up killing three illegal immigrants and hitting 0 ICE officers omds

>>215199320
nothing you just said is a thing
off-topic

>>215199349
off-topic andy

>>215199345
why lie?
> "While we don't know motive yet, we know that our ICE law enforcement is facing unprecedented violence against them," Noem said. "It must stop."

Al-Rorq washing his bumhole in the drinking fountain

If the student is smart, the teacher takes the credit.

post "hidden"

just got blocked on hinge for my typing cadence

>>215199345
>>215199372
which British county was this "ice facility" in?

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>>215199341

just got blacked on hinge

YJK it was a tranny lmao

>>215199395
It’s in America u fucking retard

>>215199372
You might want to check the latest news leftymong

> 'Anti-ICE' messages found at scene of deadly Dallas immigration centre shooting

>>215199414
then why the fuck is it in this thread?

>Attention all swans! Attention all swans! You are not safe! Immigrants from inferior cultures have been seen loitering with intent to kill in royal parks. They want to eat you alive. Be very vigilant. All offenders who are caught will be punishable under sharia law.”

Guardian has actually battered Farage here

>>215199417
*gets sent flying*

a perfectly normal tranny in a sound state of mind

I don’t work, I’m NEET, you see

>Um, um no, it could've been anyone, no reason to think the people who keep shooting at things they don't like shot at something they don't like!

>>215199436
gigabased I kneel

>>215199436
what does your gf think of that?

>>215199441
>>214729392

>>215199424
Don't get it

>>215199435
>>>/o/

>>215199420
What board is this thread on?

>>215199436
bootstraps

uh oh melty

>>215199478
Done him

What’s your fashion style?

>>215199478
not /pol/ so off you fuck

>>215199424
mad how the guardian is only still in business because of a small group of wealthy investors, if it was left to circulation alone they would have gone bust years ago

*reads the rules*
says here you have to give me 3 (three) kisses

>>215199503
Oof, wee meltie x

>>215199512
*starts sucking your umpenis*

>>215199521
I accept your concession, have fun posting elsewhere

>>215199499
Yakuza

funny how you can accidentally have a wank
like slipping on a banana peel but 100 times in a row

>>215199499
avantfat slobademia

uh oh minimod melty

>>215199512
x x x

Sick of wearing a t shirt, jeans, and trainers. It is so BORING.

>>215199499
you ever see that paedo sting video where the nonce is a downy that works at kfc?
i dress like that

>>215199580
UM x

>>215199503
Interesting that I never see anyone complain about >>>>>\pol/ or "every post must be British Culture" nonsense until a right-leaning or conservatively biased post shows up. And then it's every time. Just interesting that's all. Just pointing that out. Draw your own conclusions.

https://nitter.net/tomhfh/status/1970763681030983916

>large bird cooking in the pot
>big white feathers in the bin
>witnesses saying they say them taking a swan
>"we just can't say for certain if they took and cooked a swan"
And the kicker
>"he suggests they may have bought the bird and released them in the park for the children to chase"
Give it a rest

>>215199596
because you're from /pol/ so that's all you post about, you fucking dullard
read the sticky

>>215199596
Leftypops meltdown incoming. He won't like this post

>>215199581
get a fleece, invest in corduroy, dabble in wool, introduce yourself to linen

>When asked why Trump seems obsessed with him, the mayor joked: ‘I think he’s got a crush on me. It’s either that or he believes in giving me squatters’ rights inside his head.’

Well said Sadiq. Most powerful man in the world is letting the mayor of a city in a foreign country live in his head rent free, what’s that all about then?

janny banning me for calling a wog a wog
vile little cretin

>>215199587
https://youtu.be/AEo5T56RBso?feature=shared

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>>215199613

guys my auntie just randomly died

>hmm when I throw shit on your walls all you seem to complain about is shit, very curious

>>215199650
F, bitch

>>215199616
I post about all sorts mate. Would I be accurate in saying all you do is complain about "off topic" posts all day? Probably not. And I won't lie, because I don't need to. But if I do make any /pol/ type posts in here today I'll be thinking about you, and how you can't stop me.

>>215199662
drive past there sometimes, filthiest morleys just up the road

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Scottish people are the most cringe pathetic people in the UK and quite possibly the world

>>215199689
dropped that leftypops freak

>>215199648
Pet goat is kinda based ngl

>>215199689
ever had an imaginary opponent that doesn't just call out off topic posts all day?
don't really care if I'm in your head rent free 2bh, maybe do something about it instead?

>>215199650
Sorry to hear that. Were you close?

>>215199662
from who
for what
why

>>215199732
nah cant remember the last time i saw her

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>I post about all sorts mate. Would I be accurate in saying all you do is complain about "off topic" posts all day? Probably not. And I won't lie, because I don't need to. But if I do make any /pol/ type posts in here today I'll be thinking about you, and how you can't stop me.

>>215199613
oh my days we really do have to just completely fucking decimate the biomass completely
has to be done

can we get some love for rorkeypops in the chat real quick

they was doo doo feces thrown all over the walls

>>215199725
???
Maybe calm down enough to read what you're replying to and then try again.

just been done (up the bum)

>>215199650
My condolences
Ever shag her up the arse?

>>215199715
>If ye dinnae like refugees yer a wee bawbag
>We're all fae somewhere
Love seeing leftypol think if he talks in a bit of dialect he's suddenly a champion of the common man
The northern independence party that briefly popped up a few years ago was guilty of this

>>215199743
thats very clearly not heathermong
you're getting worse at identifying him dtfic and its embarrassing

>>215199715
I love how angry simply not hating people irrationally makes you Rorke lol

>>215199715
elia is pretty decent at least

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>>215199759
if you're too thick to understand the criticism you're getting then you can just stop posting

>>215199650
That's awful mate hope you're doing ok, she'll be in our prayers
Vax status?

>>215199715
Celtic people feel a deep kinship with black and brown people

>>>/pol/

>>215199777
When heatherpedo isn’t here he just hallucinates him in random posts and goes on a melty anyway, standard ‘tfic behaviour

I am subbed to 4 apps for 1 year now, using them every day
I had 5 matches on hinge, 4 ghosted me instnatly, 1 ghosted me after 10 min
Had 3 matches on bumble, 1 ghosted me after I said I am a wagie, 2 didnt start the conversation
Had 26 matches on tinder, 21 were scammers, 2 stopped talking after a day, 3 blocked me
Had 8 matches on boo, 1 unmatched me, others never replied
Had 11 matched on badoo, 9 never responded, 2 unmatched me

>>215199803
It's because they're genetically closer to the original Britons who came from Iberia

>>215199830
skill issue

I'm probably closest genetically to the humble Argonian

>>215199830
show us your pics

Trump would've taken afghanistan with an ez clap.

make a couple more posts about how it's definitely not you

>>215199830
reads like a maths question
>how many matches total have ghosted anon?

>>215199838
It's actually because they love racemixing

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very interesting image

Heathermong especially sensitive lately

>>215199883
you need serious help

>>215199795
>Would I be accurate in saying all you do is complain about "off topic" posts all day? Probably not.
>OH SO YOU THINK ALL I DO IS CALL OUT OFF TOPIC POSTS DO YOU? SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW
You've embarrassed yourself in your frenzied confusion. Will you admit it, walk away, or double down I wonder...

>>215199904
'posted on rorke's da's facebook' ahh image

it's meeeeeee

>>215199920
have a snickers lad

>>215199928
so you're just going to have a conversation with yourself now instead of actually justifying anything

>>215199935
Done him

>>215199904
what a crummy sciencemas tree

>>215199940
why

how much is your monthly car payment?

>>215199932
the boys

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Corrrr

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Based

leftypol pulling himself up by his thigh high straps

>>215199966
1200

>>215199966
0, been driving 15 years, never owned my own car, currently got a work one

>>215199966
£0

>>215199948
I'm having a conversation with you. Or at least trying to. Most of it seems to be going over your head, and I can't figure out if you're always this dense or just struggling because of your rage and panic at having made such a fool of yourself. I'd ask, but I doubt your current ability to even understand the question, let alone answer it honestly.

getting gang blacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLDPzQ42kws

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Corrrr

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The northern independence party (who's deputy leader grew up in Sussex) spend all their time tweeting about Gaza and now deporting illegal Africans is racist

A little less about actual issues in the north thoughbeit

I have a license I just don’t have a car. I’d rather have no car then a shit embarrassing one so I’m saving up instead for a nice one.

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got warned on my moneyless poker site for taunting a mexican about the cartels
job done achievement from a few hours before after the janny's warning made me laugh

>>215200044
same plan for having sex?

>>215200035
>"The "NIP" calling people racist
I suppose it doesn't matter if it's against honorary aryans, right?

>>215200035
Immigrant is a race.

>>215200035
So Sir Keir is actually based? I'm confused, my simplistic child-like worldview does not compute this.

>>215200050
is your life a bit grim

>>215200035
Keir should've used pics of white illegal immigrants. Then what can they say?

>>215200093
There's nothing based about saying illegals should be deported that's common sense
He's also doing a shite job of that anyway and is really only trying to look hardline to keep his job

>>215200069
No I’m too scared of rejection and interacting with women so I’m avoiding it completely

sir poo barmer

>>215200095
i just enjoy a bit of free poker. is yours?

No more immigration or tranny talk. Sorry!

>>215200129
you should probably stop that

>>215199932
>>215200028
>>215200131
All my gimmicks

>>215200149
...yh

>>215200050
What does this have to do with British culture?

https://voca.ro/112CoDRUlc6W

>>215200165
slander and lies

just cracked my fingers and it was very nice

>>215200183
SCREAM

free every rapist in britain
get them on the streets

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mad that eh

>>215200221
anti racist post

>>215200182
What flag is attached to that post? At least it resembled culture instead of just whining about whether a British post is British enough.

uh oh melty

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I'm sure the former miners of Durham were thrilled to hear about how trannies are being mistreated
That's the message that will resonate

>>215200221
alri leftypol

>>215200176
Want a hug?

>>215200183
Do people actually listen to these?

just needlessly uploaded a 4mb image to make a thread

>>215199939
IT'S DDP

Boss drops a load of work on me right as I'm about to leave and now I'm forced to wait. Bloody hell.

*Sweep whispers into my ear*
What's that you say? Grans tights? What do you want them for?
*He whispers into my ear again*
Oh! He says trans rights, everyone.

Just curled out an absolute screamer right before the housemate had to use the bathroom to get ready

Heard her gag after she walked in

free bannatyne

Can a team of four /brit/posters outrun the chaser?

>>215200335
ever shag her up the fucking arse, 'mate'?

>>215200380
No I'm an incel freak you see

>>215200335
screamed out your arse as it were

>>215200390
is she fit

answer me

mad to think that we're closer to the year 2100 than we are to 2000 now

>>215200488
Yeah a little TOO mad

>>215200333
I thought sooty whispered and sweep squeaked

https://voca.ro/1nvto5cSZWct

>>215200488
time flies when you're continually wasting your entire existence x

Fat Nigerian woman speaking loudly on the phone again

>>215200488
based retard

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>>215199932

>>215200550
She's not the problem mate it's the billionaires and the right wing press

>>215200582
this but unironically

Today I realised I’ve officially become British
And no, it wasn’t smashing the Life in the UK test in under 3 minutes (though yes, humble brag).

It happened at the hospital when someone tried to cut the queue - even though we’d literally just told him the system was down and we were waiting too.

So I stood up for myself and the slightly perturbed lady ahead of me

Didn’t matter if they didn’t even speak English or if their family’s been here since William the Conqueror - the social contract was broken, and order had to be restored

That’s the true British social contract: we may put up with crumbling trains, dodgy weather, and paying £5.50+ for a pint, but we will not tolerate queue jumpers.

Because honestly, the thin line between civilisation and chaos is just small acts of civility… like putting your trolley back after shopping.

>>215200604
This but ironically

>>215200604
*Unironically punches you in the liver*
How's that then leftypol

got the autism earphones on now x

AI nonsense

>Guard Captain: My lord, enemy riders have been sighted, they're heading towards the city!
>Me: We may not be able to wait until reinforcements arrive. Prepare the men for a siege
>Guy who is obsessed with riding out to meet them in battle: My lord, what say we ride out and meet them in battle?

Yes ok spaki you hate this country because you’re a paki and deep down you hate yourself. We get it!!

>>215200642
um x

>immigration is bad so we're getting rid of Indefinite Leave to Remain visa....and replacing it with one you pay for every 5 years

There was only about a 30% chance I was going to vote for Reform but now it's a solid 0. I don't know how people take Farage seriously

>>215200631
>And no, it wasn’t smashing the Life in the UK test in under 3 minutes (though yes, humble brag).
Kek definitely not a brag they just buy answers to these tests and memorise them

>>215200681
Do people still think thats spaedo lol

just scared myself by thinking what would an asian jew be like

>>215196311
>>215196311

>>215200631
You might be pleased to know that we Indians who visited / stayed loved queueing so much, we are spreading the civilized behavior back home!! Of course, we have to loudly declare, "umm, this is the queue right here." But it's effective. Ps, you can even be rude enough to challenge queue-cutters, but maybe that needs a tutorial.

>>215200720
Love this gimmic

>>215199966
0 as I'm not a finance runt

rape fake new posters

there is a lot of amateur french bbc porn but not british, curious

toil done
now to go home and occupy myself for a few hours
no doubt some football on that I can not really watch

drinking a doccy peps zero

>>215200796
queer

>>215200796
starmer

>>215200796
cuteypops

>>215200796
fuck off

why am i getting picked on

New word idea: spactacle - a retarded spectacle, a display of great spackerishness

"The protest march was quite spactacular."

https://voca.ro/1cVJIflpXP3A

leftypol having a dr pepper zero cause he's watching his figure

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>>215200001

right well I've hurt my ankle so that's just fucking brilliant

>>215200863
leftypops should let me watch his figure aha x

i just prefer the taste to regular doccy peps thats all

Cowboys duel at high noon so the sun doesn't get in their eyes.

>>215200796
Basado

>>215200884
Was laughing at you but then fumbled my tablet and it went flying so that was short lived.

>>215200906
fatty

>>215200944
New

>>215200939
yea i am but that's not why im on the zero
its not

They're eating the swans

next thread should be a gio scotti edish