f1nn edish
>>215213792state of society
>>215213792holy glow up
>>215213792my (female) manager looks just like him. I can barely look her in the eye
>>215213792ugly freak
i prefer cis girls
>>215213792:3
Don't think I'll set foot on foren soil ever again. Got everything a man could want here in the US of A
>>215213940it isn't fair that i am not allowed to live in the usa, i want to live in the pacific north west and marry a slightly chubby pale skinned yankee gf and i want to kiss her cheek (top and bottom)
>>215213898Rosies do be cute though
>>215213898for me, it's andasrose
>>215213792
they should make a MR BEAST videogamemaybe mr beast could help fund it with his moneyit would be great to have a mr beast game
>>215214100suprised he doesnt already have a mobile game desu
>>215214108i do not have a lot of money - only twenty thousand pounds - otherwise i would be investing in a mr beast game, maybe i will spend some of my money
>>215213972American women don’t like british men anymore Should’ve come twenty years ago
We live in a society
You know that kind of compliment where it's obviously false and the complete opposite of the truth
my life is a movie
condemned to perpetual depression by a divine decree
>>215214280why is he licking that penis
>>215214280Still hilarious how he basically admitted he was groomed on Discord in his coming out video but was too thick to realise it was grooming
Mental how the US government wasted money and resources looking for the Titan despite already knowing it imploded
all london webcams are offline
>>215214367ok
been smelling especially rank since I turned 24. Used to be able to not shower for days and not stink
pls come to /asean/>>215214276>>215214276>>215214276
I bet Emma Watson’s pooper reeks of BO and poo.
peter the horse is here
>>215214639no peters
Leviticus 18:22
>>215214617did you see she can't make friends in hollywood? you should make your move
>>215214859I watched over half of the interview and she opened up and poured her heart out in it. Never realized she didn’t get on with the other actors. The reason she quit acting seems much clearer to me now. Feel kind of bad for the lass. Would still sniff her farts though.
>FREE MY NIGGA PRINCE ANDREW!! HE AINT DO NUTTIN
The Belgian will be here soon, he told me
tickling a poo with a feather
>>215215024The Belgian isn't happy with you he was telling me
>>215215024The Average Trump Voter!!!!
>fails to kill Trump>fails to kill himselfThis man is so fucking pathetic
>>215214888basically true but btfos kikes so who cares
>>215215048Monkeys can't shoot innocent people so you're probably right
>>215215058He insisted on representing himself and so naturally was found guilty on every single count with very short jury deliberation. Pretty obvious he’s a few rocks short of a pile.
>>215214888isn't he a cuban
free the zesty mandem
noodles noodles noodles *cries*
>>215215058>The pen was designed not to injure It was one of those shitty bics wasn't it
Marco Antonio Rubio was born in 1971 in Miami, Florida.[2] He is the second son and third child of Mario Rubio Reina[3] and Oriales (née García) Rubio.[4] His parents were Cubans who immigrated to the United States in 1956
get the blacks out of jail
>>215214981Does he speak to you directly? What happens if you don't answer him?
just start air dropping black migrants all over britain like its a fucking fortnite lobby
>>215215157he stops sending me videos of him gaping his arse with a black dildo
good posters aren't here tonight I seeoh well
>>215215157Yes we communicate because we are crodiesHe is a chill guy with me and we talk about a lot, mainly about katy and the cronem
>>215215168That bastard...
You go to pick your date up and find here getting ready to storm osama bin ladens compound with the us army
>>215215172It's /brit/. That would be like walking into a McDonald's expecting to get a five-star Michelin star meal
>>215215173What happens if you don't answer him?
>>215215161Aren’t they actually doing this tho
>>215215047You have mistaken me for someone else.
>>215215179Find something supremely gay about wanting women to indulge in autistic male hobbies like playing around with gunsVery off putting pick me behavior
>>215215194Nothing I just reply to him when I have free time to spare
>>215215220Yeah?
Katy is up
>>215215246What do you do for fun when you're not posting here?
hyper masculine homestead-er women with farm animals and flannel shirts that chop down trees and build brick walls and change timing belts on cars boyfriend 5'9 wears tshirts jeans has a beard hat on backwards loves pick up trucks
Worried about the mandem ladswon’t someone please think of the mandem
>>215215262Lots of things that the average man would do, I am not special
>>215215274 Lots of average stuff ehLike what?
Cronem activations
ron45no wife no kidsbought a small holding doesn't know anything about farming just loves handing around with the boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPGlhCC-M0It's not working
>>215215141Zogs top guy
What's average stuff to do?
Snappenings taking place right now x
rons friend steve from out of town that comes over to stay with him from time to time
>>215215263neoliberal teeth
used to stink like shit but after applying a deodorant I stink like synthetic shit
>>215215354Weird new gay gimmick just dropped
it's not gay you just don't get it
I vant to zuck an alcoholic beverag
>>215215283Snapping hymens is something I do often
>>215215380some of the locals start asking questions but ron assures them that steves just a good friend keeping him company
odds i have a toasted sandwichevens i make hairy pastadubs i go to bed without stuffing my gullet as i probably should have hours ago
>>215215413Not average though is it What average stuff?You know stuff any man would do?
>>215215347Sitting and posting for hours about niggers raping teenage girls, according to heatherpaedo
>>215215392what are ya talking about?
Activations taking place at Katy house
bloody good sir
Kramer is dating a woman named Toby who heckles Jerry at his show
>>215215456It depends what you think an average man does, if its football for Irish diapora and hymen for me snapping hypen smooth off what I do often.
only a few more hours before the pure satire furnaces start roaring in earnest
>>215215508How old are you?What's your height and weight?
>>215215514Ernest won't be happy to hear that lol
I do wonder if you ever stop for a second and realise that you've become a (more) mentally ill paedophile
>>215215508what's the connection between football and irish diaspora?
>>215215531Well I have been snapping the hymen of luh Katy for 20 years at this point, she tek dat
>>215215536DTFIC is still less mentally ill than thme because he just comes here and rattles them, while they must spend hours and hours of outside work generating AI images and looking for screenshots of Irish people and therapists and dry earwax and such in preparation for their allotted /brit/ time
>>215215555How old are you?What's your height and weight?
>>215215514>>215215534
got to get a showergot to empty the bins got to empty the washing basket got to make foodgot to empty the piss jugs got to throw a packet of crisps in the garden for the crow
>>215215570I am 38 Katy don't care she tek dat she tek datThe Belgian has the other angle covered
>heatherpaedo is pushing 40screaming
I was a problem child. I once got suspended from school for telling a kid with scoliosis he needed to “grow a backbone” among other things.
>I am 38 Katy don't care she tek dat she tek dat>The Belgian has the other angle covered
>>215215246>>215215262>>215215274>>215215283>>215215413
>>215215654HOWLING
>humans exist for 100,000+ years>infant mortality is rife>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc>life expectancy of 25>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oilit's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?
>>215215654Timmy's brother in lawHe is the IT admin for pang pang's nail saloon
>>215215691Christopher Hitchens was an absolute legend. I can scarcely think of many things he said in his life that were in any way wrong.And your filename is absolutely correct. In a just universe, it would've been Pedo Peter who rotted away from cancer. We should have a fully live and active Christopher today in 2025 eviscerating the Muslims, the Christfags, and the third-worldists.
Today is the last day of my drug use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n1E8EgnkIo
>>215215747What drugs have you been using mate?
>>215215719He was a bit keen on the war on Iraq.
pooing in the loo
>>215215773And why was that wrong? Saddam was a third-worldist tyrant who needed to be obliterated with the maximum possible force.The only fault in the Iraq War is that we weren't strong enough in violently stamping out all undesirable elements of Iraqi society.
>>215215691hunter gatherers were robust. Life expectancy certainly was not 25. It started going downhill after we started settled agricultural civilization (fall from eden)
>>215215747ktim, about to go grab my last 2 cans as well
>>215215691>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do scienceAh yes, 2000BC, when only Indians and Chinks could think
>>215215691So your argument is that if the chosen people had turned out to be extremely intelligent, among the smartest in the world, then abrahamic religions would be more compelling?I've got some wonderful news for you
in this moment, i am euphoric
Johnny Cash gem https://youtu.be/E8Rqe63ZZuo?si=clBYTwVlXOLtK8l6
oh long johnson
>>215215790getting Saddam didnt require a full scale invasion
>>215215929Absolutely it did. Tyrants and third-worldists must be crushed with the utmost possible force.
>>21521579125 is average lifespan including infant mortality before modern medicine and especially civilization, far more illnesses and injuries would be fatal or debilitating. it was probably around 40>>215215803there are plenty of examples besides india and china but it's interesting that it only caught on in barbaric middle east and often explicitly made enemies of the nearby groups (babylonians, egyptians) who COULD think, read, and do science >>215215841if not p then not q does not imply if p then q
stupid blairite larpno one's falling for it
>>215215755In recent months/years its been opiates/opioids. Most recently just codeine and tapentadol, a fairly mild addiction. But i've not had any in 76 hours so the withdrawals are half way done. The withdrawals have actually been hardly noticeable thanks to large doses of pregabalin.Last night I also took 10mg of diazepam but it was hardly noticeable. Honestly ive lost count of how many pregabs i'm on and i've drank a 250ml Robitussin with dextromethorphan. I'm going to keep on the pregabs till midnight tonight.Then go sober for the last couple of days of withdrawals.
good lad
>>215215973Fucking hell that's complicated. I don't know what any of those words mean.I drink beer every single night and feel like a degenerate for doing so.
>>215215949Everyone could think and read and "do science"
>>215216065Iron Age Judeans built underwater aqueducts, they knew plenty of engineering
Apparently that lad globetrotting and playing the bagpipes was trying to make a point about foreign cultures coming into europe and being performative in ways that don't blend in.Indians didn't know what the fuck it was about and just liked a guy playing the bagpipes.
Where are all the umpetals are they all sleeping now x
>>215216132The what?
>>215216132um! xx
what do you think ziedy is dreaming about tonight
>>215216169the umpetals x
the umchickens have come to roost
>>215216180hi umchicken x
>>215216212hi umpetal x
>>215216231UM X
faggots
sad country music night
>>215216241um x
>>215216000Anyone who is an ally of Blair is functionally not, in any meaningful way, "of the right".Blair's crowd are demanding digital ID, mass surveillance, AI slop, human replacement... None of this is right-wing (small-c conservative) in any possible way.
>>215216008Being a functional drug addict requires extensive knowledge of pharmacology. Don't become an alcoholic. Alcohol withdrawals are the worst. Far worse than heroin.
>>215215973stay strong brother you got it
>>215216255>Don't become an alcoholic. Alcohol withdrawals are the worst. Far worse than heroin.But alcohol is the best. It's easy to acquire, it feels good, and it doesn't fuck you up too bad. Who would consume anything else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl2-ip3M5ro
um
>>215216295ummy
>>215215608What's your height and weight?What's "the other angle"?
>>215216295err
what was it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS1b7Q--9ZsUsed to listen to this song and think about the girl who's name began with "N".I reckon I was genuinely in love with her. She was physically exactly my type, and I was enamoured with her as a person. Nearly 3 years at uni I spent head-over-heels for her.Sometimes I think about where she is today, so many years later, but the longer I think about that, the more bitter and jealous I get.
more like yum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6ou_k4OzMI miss 2019.
yummers
>>215216364incel rage building
>>215216427I am not an incel, nor have I ever been one.
I miss 1861
>>215216269Thank you. I should probably try narcotics anonymous again. >>215216276I'm not really a fan of alcohol and can think of plenty of drugs I prefer. How much beer do you drink in any given 24 hour period?
>>215216449>How much beer do you drink in any given 24 hour period?10-12 beers, usually.
>>215216460What beers are your preference?
>>215216486Brewdog
Personally I believe that Trump just likes to hear himself talk.
>>215216486I usually drink guinness, stella, or random local ales that get sold in supermarkets near where I live. Sometimes I switch over to fruity ciders when I get sick of the stale beer taste.
NEW>>215215898>>215215898>>215215898
um!! xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_EC6n4kofo
um x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HDPenYIPtgIn 2014, I went to Ireland.I found myself in a pub in Temple Bar.I was barely 17 years old. I was half-pissed. I got talking to a middle-aged Scottish man, who asked me about my life.He asked me what my "vision" was in life, when I responded I didn't know, he gazed at me, gestured to a painting of Bono on the wall (yes, it existed), and repeated "Y'know, VISION."
>>215216538That does sound like a lot of alcohol. How long have you been drinking on a daily basis?
How do we know what our galaxy looks like
just became leftypol because I'm going through hard times
>>215216659Ehh, depends on your definition.Started drinking pretty heavily starting in 2016 when I went to uni. Any excuse I had to go to a party, a pub trip, or any random social occasion, I would be boozing. But when I would go home for the summers, I wouldn't drink a sip.Starting with covid lockdowns in 2020 I began drinking alone, by myself, at home. It just escalated from there. It really ramped up in late 2021 because of the circumstances in my life. My life got completely and totally ruined, and I had nothing left to look forward to, so I just started looking forward to drinking. The only event in my life is when I can pour my next drink.
So horny I need to fuck something
>>215213792I sit still a joke?
desperately need a female twilek slave for personal use
>>215216701It's not too late man you'll wish you started sorting it now in a few years. Get on itb
a snog on the bog is worth a shag on the rag
another day of gently teasing the toilfu to make her giggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj6_pLA5txwplaces like this in russia look fantastic for 2am incel walks
>straight porn gets posted>deleted in 1.3 femtoseconds>ziedy posts his blacked spam for hours>nothing happensinteresting how that works
>>215216751Yeah I'll stop drinking after tonight.It's fucking hard though. When you don't have anything else to live for.I was abandoned by everyone. Not a soul who knew me in my life still cares about me. Many believe that I am dead. How do you get past that? I feel so bitter it's hard to contain it.
>>215216829That thread with the arse and fanny was up for a good long while tbf.
>>215216364is it weird that I've never felt that way about a girl? I've had crushes before but not the kind of infatuation you're talking about. Maybe I'm just dead inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iGfF_pFe0M
Instead of Interstellar this evening I have opted to watch the 1973 Donald Sutherland vehicle Don't Look Now, directed by British national Nicolas Roeg
>>215216829janny probably logs into /brit/ for .3 seconds, wipes his hands clean after one delete and says he's done for the day
>>215216851i'll give you a good roegering up the arse if you aren't careful
>>215216849>is it weird that I've never felt that way about a girl? I've had crushes before but not the kind of infatuation you're talking about.I don't know really.I've always been prone to infatuations. First time I fell head over heels for a girl was in year 6. Her name was Rebecca. I don't even know why I liked her, I just did. She seemed special in a way other girls my age weren't.In year 7/8, it was Emily. Then in year 9 it was Lucy.Then, in year 10, I ended up interacting with this year 11 girl who I was utterly enamoured with, for some reason she asked to hug me one day, and - embarrassingly - that was a very profound moment for me. I ended up totally reinventing myself and my image and, for the first time in my life, started taking care of my appearance because I wanted to be worthy of a girl like that.In sixth form there was Izzy, and Andrea, and Katja... Many girls. I might've been in love with all of them. My heart still flutters thinking about them.
>>215216733Might be. Who knows?
>>215216894do you have the hots for anyone currently? There's a new girl at toil who's making me feel things but I'm trying to suppress it since she's already in a long term relationship
>>215216952No, I don't. I don't have a life. The last time I met a new woman was 5 years ago, in early 2020, when I started talking to this cute Asian girl in my local pub in [INSERT CENSORED UNIVERSITY CITY].I have fallen far from my days of the 2010s when I knew literally 100s of women on a personal basis. I am a total recluse now, against my will of course.
>>215216787ktwm11ma, wish i never quit that job
Listening to Willie Nelson cover coldplay
>>215217007Really? Yeah? When exactly did Willie Nelson cover Coldplay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8_57IgX9Q
>>215217020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v525UGbA448couldn't make it through, it was pretty bad
>>215216920just bimbofy already stupid man
>>215216982yeah it's a shit job but having a few qt colleagues makes it significantly more enjoyable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyppRjKOdVYI remember watching the FRESH subbed episodes of this series shortly after they aired in 2006 and 2007... I kept up to date with them via a major Digimon forum of the time.
Watched that Emma Watson podcast interview she did today. I know she's opening herself up and revealing some inner issues but all I can think about is eating her ass.
Got the my summer car soundtrack on
>>215216065iron age judaeans/israelites were illiterate warmongering savages
>>215216701>>215216834If i'm honest it sounds like you are an alcoholic but not at the point of no return. Give up the boozing and start over somewhere new.
>>215216981>against my willis it though? Is there someone physically stopping you from picking up your life again?
>>215217224yeah the woke
>>215217201>Give up the boozing and start over somewhere new.Start where?I don't have anywhere to begin.This Earth has forsaken me.Every single person I thought was my friend betrayed me.2021 was by far the worst year ever in my life. Just total devastation. Everyone rejecting me and making me out to be a devil.If you've never experienced that kind of calamity, then you don't know how dire my situation is right now.
>>215217224>is it though? Is there someone physically stopping you from picking up your life again?Yes. I don't have any avenues back into mainstream society. The people who placed me here by betraying and rejecting me are directly responsible for why my life is currently like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ipCKIxdHTs
Wish I looked like this
GAAAAYYYYY
>>215217233I'm a drug addict on 4chan struggling to focus to type at 5:30am on a week night and I can assure you i'm not an early riser.I've experienced some terrible things. Comparable situations to yours. But I know it is possible to start over.
>>215217292Average white homeless guy looks like this
>>215217308>I've experienced some terrible things. Comparable situations to yours.No. You haven't.Scarcely anyone on this Earth has experienced a life as brutal as mine.Bullied in primary school. Even more relentlessly bullied in secondary school. Suicidal at 16. Suddenly, I salvage my life and experience a solid few years circa 16-20. Go to uni. Everything goes wrong and I become a laughing stock. Lose all my friends at 25. Become nothing.There is no starting over anymore. There is only the end. My life ended a very long time ago. There is no way back.
>>215217343Mate your not even 30. Im not suggesting to go back. Go forward.
Good morning lads every day we above ground a great day we got to count ourselves lucky theres always someone worse off than us
>>215217385I’m 29 and I’ve lost everything.This world hates me. I’m so repugnant that not a single person I knew in school or university has wanted to contact me and see how I’m doing in the past 4 years.I am rotten. I can’t restart my life from zero.
NEED to inhale her pungent poots.
>>215217385wrong
>>215217343all the shit you're talking about, all the shit you're wallowing in self pity about, will be an insignificant footnote of your life you barely even think about in ten years time. To just drop everything and give up now is baffling
>>215217527um that's not hygienic
>>215217517It’s no footnote. It’s the absolute central stage of my life.What would you do if you were 29 years old and had no friends, no job, no opportunities, and everybody you knew in your past viewed you as an irredeemable piece of shit with no chance of redemption?That is where I am right now. I might as well be Hitler. Because that’s how this world treats me.
Poo screaming at this mong really thinking he's the only person who lost touch with friends after school and university like that isn't every brit poster
Ach! Mein poopenfarten!
>>215217547“Losing touch” isn’t the same as what happened to meI did things that made everyone I knew pre-2021 view me as an unironic Nazi and exile me from their life
>>215217547I was looking up some of the lads I went to school with on google recently and a lot more of them ended up married to asians than I thought wouldI went to a rural school and even the ones who didn't move away still somehow found filipinas and thais to marry
>>215217546who cares if people that knew you in the past didn't like you? You'll never see them again. Now is the perfect time for a clean start
I have a few friends of secondary school I still meet up withnot a single person from uninot a single person from any previous job including one I was at for 6 years
>>215216588>Video unavailable>This video is not available???
>>215217598so do kiwis all have yellow fever or something
>>215217598based
boring cunt hours is it
>>215217623How, cunt?How do you restart with absolutely nothing?If I’m lucky, I could get a job in a local supermarket and do that for the rest of my life. That’s the absolute peak of what I could do from here.And friends? A girlfriend? These things are likely permanently impossible for me. Nobody has ever attained a brand new social circle out of nothing at 29 years old. And no 29 year old kissless dateless virgin has ever got a date.I live the worst fucking life of any man in this country. Things are beyond shit for me. I’d rather be in a concentration camp than live this life.
Adult men are supposed to have a wife and children, not pal around with school chums forever. That's the problem.
I need adhd medication badly
>>215217677shut the fuck up and go to bed you stinking drunk grim bum dosser
clam bib preporprime mail criborbell mar carp
>>215217697He’s right though to be fair
>>215217655NZ society just punishes introverted men and Asian girls are more forward than NZ womenThe only time women here aren't frigid bitches is when they're drunk so if you don't go to parties or clubs you'll never meet someone.Asian girls are so bubbly and friendly in comparison
>>215217716>and Asian girls are more forward than NZ womenHuh? No they aren’t.Asian girls are some of the meekest and most timid I’ve ever known.Europeans (of every kind, including brits) are significantly more sexually forward.
>>215217702doesn't work
>A group calling itself Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters has claimed responsibility for the hack on JLR, Marks & Spencer, and Co-op.Why wouldn't you give your hacker group a name news outlets couldn't say like fucking arse rapists
>>215217677I was in a similar situation during covid. Unemployed, no qualifications, no prospects, I was turning 30. Then I got a job, gained confidence and grew a whole new social circle through work out of nothing. It can be done, but not by sitting at home crying on the internet
>>215217737Of course they are. If a (sober) NZ woman thinks a man is good looking she'll just stare at him with a blank look on her face. An asian girl will go over and talk to him and tell him how tall and good looking he is while smiling and laughing. New Zealanders are just quiet and awkward and reserved. Foreigners are much better at socialization than we are, a lot of NZ men have never been flattered like that before and have no defence for it when it happens to them.Keep in mind I'm talking about how people actually are and not how retards making tiktoks behave
I want a qt nz girl to stare at me
>>215217831I can’t get a social circle. Nobody likes me. Nobody relates to me. Everywhere I have ever gone in my life, I have always been an outcast.
>>215217969
>>215217497ah fuck themfuck school fuck universityfriendships like that are fickleyou've got to get over itright now you are less than zero, you are an alcoholicdont try to just stop drinkingalcoholics cant do thatat the very least you would need diazepam and benzos are another dangerous addiction worse than heroincold turkey is not an option for alcoholismif you go from 12 pints of beer/cider per day for 4 years to nothing you would experience servere side effectsmania and insomniapotentially a seizure or organ failurebut you can reduce and plan for withdrawalsi make extensive plans for my drug withdrawals, sometimes the plans take months to fruitionwhen you are off the drink you will be healthier mentally and physicallythen you can start overit could be the next town overit could be 12000 miles away
>>215217546>What would you do if you were 29 years old and had no friends, no job, no opportunities, and everybody you knew in your past viewed you as an irredeemable piece of shit with no chance of redemption?id move. id start overi was in a similar situation was i was 26 and i moved and started over
>>215217716what a complete load of horseshit
>>215217983I can’t get over it.My life was never ever supposed to be like this.University fucked me up harder than crack cocaine. I went from a normal albeit eccentric guy in 2016, to a total degenerate emotional wreck in 2020.I want somebody to pay for this. This was not supposed to happen. This was not supposed to be my life. I was supposed to be something more than this.
>>215218003Literally how?This isn’t 1995. You can’t just pack your bags and “move” to some random place.I don’t have the means to do it. And even if I did, there is nothing waiting for me on the other side. Modern society does not afford you the chance to start over.
>>215217969probably because you don't talk to people or make yourself open. In my previous job I barely talked to any of my colleagues, didn't even say goodbye at the end of the day I would just walk out. Guess what, didn't make any friends. Now in my current job I had a fresh start and made a concerted effort to actually socialise and bond with the people I work with, now I'm hanging out with people on a weekly basis. Even something as small as saying "morning, all good mate?" to a colleague makes such a difference, I used to not say anything in my last job and give a little nod or smile instead, so cold and unfriendly but I didn't even realise at the time
I slept for like 5 hrs and I can't get back to sleep
>>215218087In university I talked to literally hundreds of people and nobody liked me.I’d think that I’d made friends, only to find out they’d held a house party or a pub gathering and invited everyone except me.This would happen so consistently, I began to think I was cursed as a human being.
>>215218125
morning lads
Republicans are so open minded that their brain will roll out of their head.
Got a tight little arsehole have you xx
>>215217985>double barrel surname
>>215218149Alri spaino
>>215218149You are no lad
>>215218149woke up at the same time as dtfic award
I'm redpilled on Jews
well that's rorke told
>>215218165>>215218166>>215218171what
If I'm ever in Wareham, Dorset, I'll be sure to throw a poo at the first fat, drunken ne'er-do-well I see.
>>215218074Get on tinder and set location to AmericaFind American gfMarry and move thereMake $200,000 a year working at McDonald’sSolvedSolved your entire problem for youYou can say thank you now
>>215218149alri
>>215218193OH NO NO NO NOLOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
getting too old to type on a phone without making a million mistakes on just one word
don't want to get out of bed but i need to as i have work
Nah this is rorke told
>>215218195that's near the Tank Museum
>>215218212alri
>>215218217ktim
>>215218199American girls have literally never liked me.I’ve been speaking to Yank girls online since 2008 (when I was 12) and not one of them has ever been romantically interested in me. Not one of them has ever flirted with me.The most I ever got was an American girl telling me she loved my accent when I was 16 after speaking to her on Skype. But that was 13 years ago.
>>215218212*clinks your mug*
>>215218231day off is it, Bjorn? Same for me, might get into some comfy pyjamas too actually
>>215218231drinking a long espresso from a stoneware cup with no handles i found at the back of the cupboard
>>215218220what if you didn't go to work
>>215218253Are you fat? Or in shape America is a big place don’t have to set your location to nyc or LA can do some tiny town in the middle of nowhere where someone will find you exoticAlso beggars can’t be choosers
A Japanese player just surrendered to me because he saw it was my rank up match. God they're such a lovely people :)
>>215218274been off toil due to injury me, had a naughty little infection in my finger and some minor cut in a ligament, on rehab and should be back next week >>215218287corr, for me it’s instant coffee with a dash of milk
>>215218300I’m not fat, but I have no muscle either.>Also beggars can’t be choosersI don’t even have the opportunity to choose. No woman has ever expressed romantic interest in me in my entire life.
>>215218312Restraint is the sign of a true warrior.
>>215218328Get in the gym then No reason not to
You will NEVER be an amerigod
>>215218297*leers over to the alcoholic fat miserable bastard who has been whinging on here since 4am*
>I'll never be an amerifat
>>215218356
bovington tank museum mentioned again (i still havent been)
>>215218321despite being a snob you can't beat a cup of instant.love a bean to cup though, you get a nice cup in about the time it takes to just boil the water for instant.
>>215218376yeah I've got a bean to cup machine and couldn't go back to instant now I could only see myself upgrading
Bradleyposter on a mad one tonight.
>>215218376imagine going out in the middle of the night and sawing off those supports with a circular saw
>>215218376You’re fucked I know where this is
>>215218411It's the morning
Any kino man in?
Need WW3 so my barry lyndon arc can begin
>>215218425Done him
>>215218376i’m just too lazy for a reggo bean cup, also, frankly, i enjoy the taste of instant
>>215218376Wow what a view Lucky boy
>>215218410definitely worth the investment, got a sage barista pro two years ago and it shits all over the old delonghi dedica i used to have>>215218425:)
>>215218466Yeah no one actually asked though did they dickhead
this is the most Friday coded Thursday ever
>>215218356ah, I see your point
>>215218498You’re so pretty
>>215218466sven needs no apology when a tea drinker offers him a cup of whatever has been in the cubpoard for the last 3 years.
>>215218536did you mean to reply to me?
>>215218487yeah?>>215218540aye, i’m an easy man to please
>>215218554>>215218554
When do the aussies usually start waking up / emerging from a hangover?I see one guy but I think it's just a schizo awake in the middle of the night on the opposite side of the planet.
