pidge edish
>>215218554Nice pic bonger
spiritually I am a dixie boy from the country. Reality? Ellis Islander white ethnic
that shi grippy ong
this nigga drinking bovril
>>215218545Of course that’s why I replied to you
>>215218586what's wrong with bovril
>>215218586a bovril or an oxo is great if you're illbeef tea
>>215218590>>215218590Fuck you could make a game out of the number of times you do this to me.
>>215218586not an argument
done so many farts in my bedroom I've had to go into another room for clean air
Emma Watson and the lovely fannois.
Why russian men are like that?
>>215218645You can make posts like this instead of talking about eating poo and stuff you know. We all love fannois
Its weird that the BBC Polack is not infesting these threads honestly
>>215218645I may have asked this before but you ever see her movie that only made $27 in theatres? It's actually good despite that reputation.
>>215218687MERCY
Rorke having a rustlers burger for breakfast
@ quite a few of you
anyone else's parents just like dont have friends? like any at all
>>215218694i mean /brit/ suffered through the interracial porn spamming belgian, svt had polacken, reckon most others generals have their own porn-rotted human spambot
>>215218732Friends at a distance or dead friends. They also have always disliked each other.
>>215218727Are the Rorkes in the room with us right now?
>>215218732it's very common for your social circle to shrink dramatically as you get older
>>215218732My dad is exactly like me (fucked up freak) but mumberg is a social butterfly and a member of several meetup groups with many friends. She has friends and family all over the country and is always talking to people on the phone. I wish I could be like that
>>215218694>>215218740/brit/ lives, and marches on
gamers have had enough, we need to RISE
>>215218787they are rising up in america
>>215218732No mum is extremely extroverted as is my brother and sister I am the ugly duckling
troons be like "here's a picture of me from when I was depressed and didn't put any effort into my appearance vs now when I spend lots of time and money on makeup, hair, exercise, medication and make it my whole personality. see how much better i look!"
NEW: Andy Burnham says Labour MPs are privately urging him to challenge Keir Starmer for the party leadership
>>215218806Oh yeah? A duck? Really? Can you... quack in a puddle?
the rorkedem
>>215218806don't know how you can grow up introverted if you're surrounded by very social people. I grew up introverted but only because my whole family is like this
right that's me off to greggs
>>215218806Me? The handsome mallard.
*looks at rorke be a dork*
hublot incoming
>>215218857lucky bastard
Wonder what life would be like if you just never once in your life consumed alcohol, caffeine, high sugary foods or drinks, or any other drugs. Went to bed on time, woke up fresh, and performed every task in a timely manner to a high degree.We're all fucked the minute mum gives us a glass of apple juice or a cup of tea.
I will never ever have this because I am have a criminal record imc and UK wont let me in
>>215218929Why do you have a criminal record
>>215218929Go to Calais and pay 3 grand to get on one of the dinghy’s
>>215218929Imagine all of that STUFFED with THICK gravy soaked canned Alpo dog food
>>215218929it's legit flavourless slop mate
>>215218929what crime did you commit
where are all the Australian posters
phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive
can you get SMASHED and SLAMMED cats like you can with the dogs
>>215218968Australia
>>215218968I invited them all round mine for a game of scrabble
>>215218949>>215218965Not your business is it >>215218950Might do this if France will let me in
>>215218980Persians are closest but they don't really ooze soul as much
>>215218965Buggered a horse and got caught.
Candace… I have a boner
>>215219038she's so fit for a negress
Sir I persue you twitter, you are creator of SEX
Unbelievable Krimewave
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My back acne is so bad
>>215219064Zip it mental cripple
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FENTON oh jesus christ
>>215219047Aye
>Aldi recruiting scores of people across Leicestershire>Aldi's number 1 employee literally has scores all over his bellyPoetry
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What if whites and blacks team up to get jews? The opposite of what jews thought would happen.
>>215218922you'd still be a pitiful boring virgin
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why are they so horrible to those poor robots
had a workmate desperately need to get hold of me the other day and she said she spent ages trying to get my details online and found nothingit was a real life "chief, this guy is a ghost" moment
>>215219101Nasty
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>>215218687Goodbye and good mental health
>>215219115the nazis killed 2/3 of the jewish population in europe by 1945 yet they still won in the end. i kneel
>Some of you younger wrestling fans may not know but in the wrestling promotion WCCW when he first debuted The Undertaker was originally called "Mr.Walrus". He would come out to "I am the walrus" by the Beatles and be accompanied by his manager The Eggman otherwise known as Percy Pringle. His fans were called the Calfs
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>215219147No they didn't
Milf at work is definitely working from the office today so that’s good :P
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
:P
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
January 1944, 1 year before the liberation of Auschwitz. Jews:>Nazis have killed 6 million jews Official Holocauster story:>Most jews that died in the Holocaust died during the last year of the warDon't add up doors it
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>215219169which part of the statement is untrue
>>215219185Who is this Jeet looking black person?
>>215219206James cleverly politician
>>215219204Nazis at most killed a few thousand jews.
Not a fan of chiggers or ninese
>>215219202alri seatbelt
>>215219185How do you get all those medals being in the reserves? That’s why my brother sold his he said they mean nothing
might spread some positive vibes
>>215219170in my old job the HR woman was a milf who liked to wear close fitting dresses in the summer, made going to work in the hot months much more bearableshe told me she used to go to raves in the 90s and you got this vibe she was absolute filth in bed
Good morning to my fellow Aryan beasts.
>>215218554looks based
>>215219212>Shadow Secretary Why is he in the shadows? What did he do? What is he planning? Is he evil? How do I expose him?
>>215219242ktim
spakis nazi larp is much more obnoxious than his old commiemong persona
>>215219239a lot of medals are literally just "I was there" awards, the ones for personal valour and heroism are actually pretty rare
Met a girl who seems really great except she seems to be really into tattoos Not too bad at the moment but I'm worried she'll end up with a sleeve
ummm
>>215219260Yer brown
>>215219282fosyeg
>>215219276
>>215219276I remember back in late 2020 and throughout 2021 on here, there were anons constantly pointing out the number of migrants who suddenly appeared near them
>>215219271fit blonde girl at work got a sleeve and I think she was peer pressured into it. I even tried to talk her out of it but nope. Permanently ruined forever now
Looking fucking hench this morning
good morning you disgusting vile incel slugmen
>>215219305>I even tried to talk her out of itffs rorke
feels good living in a 99% white, migrant-free area
Hitler was kind of the Stone Cold Steve Austin of his day back in Germany if you think about it
>>215219218strange hill to die on
how is Rupert Lowe so based I never heard of this guy until a few months ago
>>215219338I had to, this girl was a solid 9 out of ten. I couldn't let her go and permanently disfigure herself without even trying to stop her, it's like just standing and watching someone spray graffiti on a cathedral
lads i don’t understand this belgian why does he keep posting the same shit every day
>>215219375Does he speak about you know whos? No? Oh he’s controlled opposition then as far as I’m concerned
>>215219393dunno, I just filtered him and moved on with my life ages ago
>>215219352It's the greatest hoax perpetrated on the world. They've enriched themselves to the tune of trillions of dollars, which is ample motive to lie.
>>215219276mmhmm bet the defloration graph be looking similar
>>215219416you sound like a bit of a bitch mate
>>215219434you're the one crying about him
>>215219419How can I get some of this money I’m not jewish
I like the goofy gibberish that the putties on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers speak. Sounds like a bunch of turkeys gobbling.
>>215219442Simply pretend to be Jewish and then pretend to be a holocaust victim. Jews have been registering people around the world to collect Holocaust welfare that aren't even jewish.
>>215219442No money for you then.
off to bed
>>215219340That's what Londoners thought in 1950
>>215219459vile slug
>>215219442>How can I get some of this money I’m not jewishIn the UK I believe you have to be either Arab, African or Indian
>>215219438im just asking a question mate why are you overreacting
>>215219419BRD GmbH is truly disgusting
>>215218554Lincoln mentioned
>>215219463I feel confident that my area has proven itself capable of weathering the storm. You'd think I'd be seeing signs by now if we were about to be inundated by browns. Even the local Maccies is entirely staffed by white people
any imp man in
>>215219473im feeling a bit stressed at the moment
>>215219511yeah well you better be careful mate cause i can easily add to that stress if you catch my drift
a wank a day keeps the gf away
>>215219553Why is there some Muslim dude in the synagogue?!
>>215219502an imp of an imp man me
we get it, jews are greedy money-hoarders. Enough with the articles
Malaponte on a mad one.
the cronem are snoring please be mindful
Thoughts?
>hamas>they dont eat ham
It's so real, countries have to pass laws saying it's illegal to doubt it.
>>215219502cheeky little fella
ham ass
>>215219594Shall we break out the webms instead then?
Early reports that Mousey is set to officially recognise the Armenian genocide
recognising a poo
negotiating a wank
Webms you say?! Okay
>>215219663timmy's future wife in that video
More webms
>>215219663on the plus side you get curry houses
>believe in the Holocaust goy!>*steals your kidneys*
good evening lads
Give poo Emma.
>>215219691We don't take the same jeets as the UK. The jeets would unironically be deported if they acted the way they did over in the UK here
>>215219696*gives you a thumbs up from the back of the thread*
>>215219718Shut up mutt
>>215219511
>>215219738Just ring up the fucking Doritos before I call ice on this 711 Boopindeer
must have looked LENG when it had its original spire
>>215219757Jeets get arrested for molesting kids all the time in this country. We have no standards for who we'll allow in.
>>215219768corr, size of that
Indian guy on the phone won't stop saying sir
I’d side with a Jew over a towelhead any day of the week no matter how much Malaponte seethes.
>>215219780In the UK they're just allowed to walk the street again instead of facing actual jail time
>>215219688saw a tiktok of an aussie girl becoming a british citizen and the comments were half brits welcoming her and africans and asians crying 'oh this isn't fair just because she is white everyone is fine with her.
>>215219793
we need some more brits in herewe need some more brits in herethere's too many yanks, too many many yankstoo many yanks, too many many yanks
oh no the americans are fighting
What’s with the zoomers with walking sticks? They’re all over the place. Troons who fucked up their bones with tranny drugs, or a crutch for kids who grew up in lockdown or something?
>>215219797The entire world knows about Jeffrey Epstein and that he was allowed to sex traffic white American children with the blessing of our government, until they had to kill him when the story got too hot.
>>215219832I'll yank my cock out!
>>215219848why you asking me
I'd like to apologize to the tranwoman I migendered yeterday. A you can ee, thi key broke off my keyboard, cauing a "he" by mitake. I know that' not an excue, and I'm orry for migendering him.
think I'll get zooted and watch that Korean animated film I've heard so much about
i want to go to the uk and see stonehenge, castles, fields, beautiful villages and various magical creatures such as gnomes and pixies
>>215219863sick of you and your needless aggression now mate. tone it the fuck down
>>215219878you're welcome anytime, we have plenty of space :)
Kek
twenty one seconds, tuh tuh tuh, twenty one seconds
>>215219852A member of the British royal family openly admitted that he was a pedophile on live TV and proceeded to suffer no criminal consequences. The former British ambassador to the UK recently got fired because he was friends with Epstein.
>>215219885*rapes your arse slowly at 5 miles per hour*
looking forward to 4chanAI
>>215219874DUDE LMAO
>>215219878the last recorded gnome died in 1972
>>215219896To the US* ahhh correction
>>215219922last gnome died 1972diego born 1972welcome back gnomes
>>215219896Mandelson is clearly a mossad operative like Epstein was. We should bar jews from working in government or contributing to politics like Germany did.
We’re all fae somewhere guys cmon
>>215218727I am a father of 3 white children. And you?
>>215219938please fuck off to /pol/
>>215219946Glasgow sounds like Portland and is equally as full of junkies
imagine not having yanks filtered at this time of the day lol
>>215219951Nay
listen toil golems i know youre upset that you have to wake up early and work today but stop spamming your miserable pol shit YEAH?
>>215219972I don't have to work, it's my day off you see
>>215219947You’re just not though are you mateProbably still a Virgin
off to the sohps
>>215219951Please fuck off back to Syria
>>215219946600bn Indians approved for visasThat's reform seen to then, well doon, scots
>>215219951Why don’t you fuck off annoying little dickhead always whinging about something go jump of a roof you ugly freak
>>215219984could you get me a massive packet of quavers
>>215219982Projection, answer the question >>215219947
fucking get in
>>215219972good posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mscA4Yl9vps
>>215219986you’re on int, in brit, as a yank, spamming schizobabble that no one asked for fuck off
>>215219984Get me a coke zero please
>>215220000south yorkshire mentioned
>>215219998Okay so I'm a Virgin. So what? So are you, so are we all.
>>215219996still no “adhd medication” hm?
>>215220002>You invaded my safe space reeeeeeI can't hear you over the anticipation of Mars bar I'm about to eat
Lot of anger in the thread this morning. Did some of you lads get sanctioned by the DWP or something?
they have just opened a subway sandwich shop at the end of my road lads, my slop buds are happy haha
rorke seeing one expressvpn ad on youtube and instantly buying it thinking he's safe from the leftypol tranny government
>>215220000
>>215220045Traditional Welsh outfits
>>215220045Roadmen?
>>215220062Protecting the women and children
>>215220000yeah but think about how amazing london is for our elite
>>215220062roadmen are black, chavs are white.
>>215220075Bloody lovely
>>215220000Solution: simply move to Pengdon
>>215220042literally the worst fast food chain in this countryit's petrol station tier sandwiches but they're like £15 each
>>215220119Incorrect
>>215220000I mean I know it's not a part of Northern Europe but hey it's better than being born in a gypsy village in Romania
>>215220119dont care, im a slop piggy and i love my slop
>>215220000ah yes the northern european country of france
just opened the bog and there were already a shit inside it
oh it peng
>>215220148You know what's funny? Neither is Germany who made that shitty infographic?!
>>215220174or austria
>>215220000Shropshire mentioned :3
>>215220167garbage matehow are you impressed by this
>>215220167*Shoves foot long cookie down throat**Sheds tear of pleasure**Cums*
Screenshotmong loves his slop and licking seasideMARK's anus clean
>>215220191fatty sloppiggies love their slop
Post your face. I'll start
>>215220000middling scotland as usual
>>215220000>Northern Europe>Includes France and AustriaEven Belgium is pushing it
>>215220221Yiff in hell
like game of thrones innit
>>215220167>of which what a retarded way to write nutrition facts
We toilsmen march off to war, for the company!
>>215220213It's even shaped like a trough that pigs eat out of
>>215220256The one on the right looks like he's suffering from the after effects of a suspect curry
>>215220260Makes sense to me
romanian villages seem to look quite nicejumped to a few at random and they don't look that bad
>>215220284it's redundant and makes the page look cluttered
>>215220267hes going to be the new prime minister, he has guilt about betraying his friend but he has to do it, he has to do it for the norf
>>215220295>it's redundantNo it isn't
>>215220000im in northern ireland and its not too bad honestly. how grim is east yorkshire and north lincolnshire
>>215220285i wish i a rumanian (i dont say romainian thats woke)
not sure why but i get mildly aroused when watching police brutality videos. something about it triggers a part of my brain and it makes me horny for some reason
>>215220309yes it isyou could type "sugar" and "saturated fat" and achieve the same thing
>>215220324there are no schizo australian pos-
>>215220295>it's redundantIsn't They'd be read as additional fats and not included within the general fat count
>>215220328NopeAre you part black? Not sure how you're struggling to apprehend the meaning of "of which"
and what is /brit/'s stance on the Ripple vs Flake debate?
Waiting for call off vets to see if catberg can come home
The toil man is marching
>>215220354>Are you part black?most americans are
>>215220353>>215220354behold, superior design
>>215220373Flake is the single worst chocolate bar that Cadbury produces because of how messy it is, then they put it in the worst twisty wrapper I can't understand anyone actually eating a Flake instead of using it for cooking or for an ice cream
>>215220373ripple is better nothing worse than biting into a flake and half the bar crumbles down your next jumper and smudges into it so it looks like you have poo on your next jumper
look at how retarded this nutrition fact labeling is hahahaha
>>215220414Achieves the same thing, and the mandatory indentation is actually more restrictive and cluttered
>>215220320you could be the little lad on the left
>>215220414>listing vitamin D lmao what's the fucking point in that
The toil men are arriving at their toil stations, they are ready for battle
>>215220373>Ripple vs Flake debateShould be Ripple vs Twirl debate as they are more similar. I prefer Twirls.
>>215220467yeah imagine living in a place with hardly no sunlight asking that
>>215220488
>>215220493Dietary vitamin D is almost entirely irrelevant, you need purpose-made supplements if you want to make a dent in vitamin D levels by that route
>yeah imagine living in a place with hardly no sunlight asking that
>>215220523true, i also take a supplement for it, but listing it doesnt really hurt
British intellectuals
day 5 no alcohol. cracks are starting to show, getting the sweats in the afternoons
doing a BSP (big splatty poo)
>>215220536you are a 40 year old freak who looks like mr bean defending an inferior designyou're the brown one here
/brit/ is a BSP general
>>215220540that brown man wants your cookie
mr bean get ipad
>>215220546by day 5 any withdrawals should be well gone, brain will be rewiring itself and liver numbers returning to normal but you shouldnt be sweating
Don't really drink alcohol much now and when I do it's just cider or pre mixed cocktails
>>215220540
>>215220625amazes me how much leftypol thinks this is a good argument
farts smell like shit this morningnot the usual fart smell, they smell of actual fresh shit
Doing a BSP (binary space partitioning)
>>215220625This picture poses a really stupid argument
>>215220625I notice the man on the right is clearly employed, whilst the artist chose to render the brown man in plain clothesWhat did they mean by this?
>>215220615it feels worse the longer i go
>>215220648also why does the geezer in the middle look like rupert murdoch
Rorke is seething, that’s how you know you’ve done him with an argument (not hard to do at all btw)
>>215220724You're a Virgin
might move to france and become a rent boy
>>215220663you actually gave up after I said it would be a good place to start to sort yourself out. Well done mate, don’t forget why you started
>>215220729Emotional outbursts and false claims won’t make you right either
>>215220758>>215220758
