Murdoch edition
I hate da souf
>>215220758You will pay for recognizing Palestine faggots
>>215220784Oh yeah? What's this?
It's like a bloody viper's pit in here. Everyone slagging off everyone!!
>>215220784don't you have some children to bomb, Herschel?
why is colonel pronounced 'kernel'? I hate that, I really hate it. also colonel sanders was a freemason and mcdonalds was founded by a jewish man
>>215220793Looks like an old man eating a twix
I recognise that gay blowjob!
>>215220814Average Saudi genetics
>>215220784your people flooded us with muslims, it is your fault
>>215220784how? you going to import more polish rapists?
>>215220814why did they use a caricature for this article
>>215220814Dear god lol. If I lost that i wouldn't want it back
might become a juggalo
>>215220821Why is lieutenantPronounced “leftenant” in this country
>>215220793Looks like an airpod falling out of someone’s ear
We may as well all go back to bed. The Pocket Monster of the day was posted around midnight so fuck all else to look forward to today
>>215220784
>>215220870found the caps and full stop buttons did we mouselord
>>215220861Why can't Thick cunts like you use Google
>>215220870That’s my plan desu. Early night then up in time to enjoy Diego Day tomorrow. Nowt else to look forward to.
>>215220814the funny thing is he’s definitely had some English fanny
slept like shite feel like shite
>>215220817
>>215220887Come give me a kiss
Can't stop think about the massive chebs of the girl I'm seeing Will get my hands on them any day now
>hamas>they dont eat hamit doesnt make sense
>>215220895you have a sad life
just remembered what it was like laying in bed watching a movie with a gf. right, thats my evening ruined then
>>215220870Nice sunny day outside. Why don't you go out for a walk and some fresh air while you wait for it?
>>215220814Tough paper round
>>215220920Not really?
>>215220870you first
fuckinf lol some woman on Lorraine is suggesting the government only use 10% of a hotel to house the boat people and let the other 90% be normal guests as a way to appease the people who angry
so it happened AGAIN
>>215220916>hamsters>they don't stir ham
Can’t believe that’s William Shatner dead
>>215220956Women are so cooked brav
met a 50? 60? year old lady through work today and felt very attracted to her, she had no wedding ring. god i wanted her
>>215220988British culture?
>'Film me all you want' - teenage girls with no fear of police torment one High Streetcorr
>>215220988Nigger
>>215220956I have a friend in Germany who owns a hostelShe's a proper lefty type but when the local government asked to rent some of her rooms for the homeless she wouldn't do itApparently they tried before and it just lead to loads of issues including blatant hard drug useCan imagine the outcome would be much the same hereImagine that you come back from your day sightseeing and there's a bunch of bored Africans loitering outside the entrance
rorke sent flying lol
>>215221002*sparks you clean the fuck out*there you go cunt. that british enough for you
>>215221002sorry, just did a poo after the bingham scran. (theres blokes talking about palestine and pokemon on here mate but I see your point)
>>215221030i just pooped my undies!
>>215221034Only joking anyway I don’t care
>>215220988did she have big milfy tits
Today's Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the day is...Quillbolt Hedgehog
free palestine free ukrainefree the ummahstop killing the mandem!
the more you relapse from quitting drinking after you put your body through withdrawals, the worse they get after the next time you try to quit.
>>215221068Mornin
there is an evil wind that blows through /brit/
>>215221058no, thats what confused me. She wasn't that hot, had a bit of belly but her personality was really attractive to me and she had a cute smile, she was running her finger nails over the table and gave me that weird asmr feeling, she just seemed pleasant and happy and also like a kind person.
i summon rorke in defence mode
>>215221068Looks like a gen 6 pokemon
>>215221075No one asked freak
>>215221090sorry about that mate had a ruby last night
>>215221068grow up manchild
>>215220958where were all these attractive young teachers into /ss/ when I was in school
well that's the credit card paid
>>215221123with the attractive kids
Stroking my nob to this rn
>>215221105Quillbolt Hedgehog was designed almost a decade prior to Togedemaru
do you lads miss your youth, your dad would take you to your football game and watch you cheering you on. You never really appreciated what he did but look back on it fondly now
day 355 of not cutting my hair until Man United win 5 games in a row
>>215221152British culture?
>>215221180no, i was shit at football
>>215221180My dad did fuck all with me
>>215221145My spunk on her face stat
>>215221221are you black?
>>215221180The only sport I ever did was a BMX race but I fell off on the first hill and ran off crying.
>>215221180Of course I do
>>215221180none of this ever happened to meif i played in a football game in front of my dad he would burst into tears and crash the car intentionally on the way home
>>215221262can you explain why?
>>215221275no
>>215221198nice one m8. done that fucking freak
>>215221203Did you toe punt the ball like a girl
I think a lot of how we turn out depends on our dads. You should be getting your kids involved in as many social/team sport events as possible to give them the best chance of developing into a well rounded person.
Heat of the moment. Justified stabbing of a bigot. Please understand
cutting my penis off and frying it in poo
Remember talking to my dad about Pokémon leaf green at the time of release and he basically told me to shut up and go play football with the "other lads" (I'm a girl)
my dad nailed my bedroom windows closed so I couldn't escape my room when he would lock me in there for hours, had to poo in there sometimes, accidentally stepped on it once after shitting on my pirate book and ended up vomiting from the smell but he eventually took the nails out so I could shit and piss out the window
They're calling her Kemi LatenochApparently incapable of turning up on time Must be hard to shake the concept of "African time"
>>215221332And as for the ones let down by the dads, we'll look after them (not in a shagging way but an forming them to be a bitter twisted little cunt way)
Bonnie Blue purchased a van and decorated it as a Bang Bus. She drives it around as a signal flair telling men she is at a location and they can fuck her. She has a driver so she can fuck men in the back as she gets driven around.It’s been taking many trips around university’s and schools as she unironically prefers underage boys I think but she doesn’t break the law and bangs the barely legal ones.Australia kicked her out of the country for banging 18 year old kids talking to them as they left school then filming porn with them.
>>215221353that’s where he went wrong, he should’ve taken you to play football against your will. You might’ve avoided all this trans stuff.
>>215221360She refuses to do pre-lunch meetings as well Typically a struggling leader should be on the Today programme or Nick Ferrari weekly but it's before lunch so she won't do it
>>215221364if she comes to the UK some /brit/ incels could shag her
Waiting at vets to collect my cat
I tell you what though lads, letting lesbian or gay couples have children is fucking evil. Those kids do not have a chance
>>215221459imagine if they just handed you an urn haha the look on your face
get positive attention from high school girls but im invisible to women my age because i look youngjust want an autistic gf of a similar age to me
torture and murder dogs with devotion enough to manifest a psychic entity incarnating eternal canine suffering
the poo gimp
Must say it's taking them ages just to bring the cat out to me
>>215221483>get positive attention from high school girlskys
in 10 years when the trans fad is over there’s going to be a lot of embarrassed people who realise they aren’t actually the sex they’re pretending to be
>>215221518not like i want it pal
>>215221332Yeah? You reckon your parents impact your personality? Hmm dunno mate sounds a bit far-fetched that
>>215221537why are you talking to high school girls.
I don't believe it. Poley met Mewtwo!
>>215221545you a nonce?
wycombe wanderers fc
>>215221525i reckon even if you werent trans, if you took hormones from a young age you probably wouldnt be too stressed because you look like an actual woman
>>215221547whats your problem
>>215221364She looks like an empty husk of a human
Is it true that in the UK, the word "asian" is associated with indians and pseudo indians first and the rest of asia later?
Fuck Britain
>>215221615no
>>215221604it's a question, Pajeet
>>215221629mind = blownthank you
>>215221614i disagree she has a weird vitality to her, i reckon shagging millions of people has some supernatural effect
>>215221615yes
Every episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Terry Jones in drag. Maybe he was hiding something.
Australia is turning into India at an alarming rate
>>215221646thanks mind = blown
>>215221630why am i brown now you mental case
>>215221427She's from here
going to a thing
>>215221648Are you saying he was a quare
>>215221694nonce
>>215221570look at that wth ratio id fuck the shit out of that thing
>>215221674why are you talking to teenage girls. i have soe whanau in aussie who would love to have a chat with you
>>215221620haven' you got some children to murder?
>>215221694Talk to some young ladies there
Sprite is so wildly peng
>>215221711id boot their heads clean off
>>215220784*throws a sausage at you*
younger women these days are truly sexually liberated. They fuck freely and hard
>>215221615by south asians and londoners, yes
>>215221716fizzy drinks are disgusting and terrible for your health. I avoid it like the plagued
>>215221716bro got the martian sprite
>>215221736How much younger
>>215221745What about sparkling water
>>215221753Pseudoscience nonsense
>>215221730sure thing, rock spider
>>215221753woke gibberish
>>215221760whats that even mean
>>215221745always wondered how was this even invented
>>215221753I mean, I get that drinking water is probably disgusting in your 3rd world shit hole of a country but in my country I drink regular water from the tap
>>215221789Bro you are from NEW ZEALAND
this kiwi is in a terrible mood
>>215221797strange post
someone doing a meeting at their desk speaking loudly in hindi at work todayindians really make it hard for themselves
>>215221779what kind of Australian are you nonce? It's aussie slang for kiddie fiddler
gotta run through pokemon rby one last time to get:mankey for anihilapeeevee for sylveonscyther for kleavor
A teenager who narrowly missed shoppers when he threw a heavy sofa off the top floor of a Westfield shopping centre was today locked up over the 'prank'.The 16-year-old, who cannot be named due to legal reasons, hurled the 15kg blue chair 50 feet downwards towards punters at the busy mall in Stratford, east London, in March.He and his friend, then 14, were arrested when a video of the incident bearing the caption 'No way bro almost killed someone' went viral on social media.He told police that the incident, which took place on March 1, was 'not that deep' and the worst outcome was somebody needing 'hospital treatment'.The 16-year-old boy claimed that he and his friend regularly threw objects off bridges and trains as 'pranks'.He later admitted recklessly causing a public nuisance and criminal damage.Wearing a black Nike t-shirt, the 16-year-old boy appeared in the dock at Stratford Youth Court today accompanied by a Somali interpreter.The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.
>>215221797uhh, yes?
>>215221797
>>215221789your tap water sparkling is it yeah?
>>215221823mate theyre the ones trying to talk to me im just minding my business
>>215221615usually yeswe have trillions of them and not quite so many oriental types
>>215221615Yeah. In common polite parlance, “Asian” is an Indian or Pakistani and someone East Asian most people would probably say “Chinese”
your honour it's not that deep g
>>215221840>mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.Crimes a fucking crime. Can this nigger vote? Can he drive? Can he have kids? But suddenly hes too thick to know a heavy object can kill someone
>>215221840>He told police that the incident, which took place on March 1, was 'not that deep'scroom
>>215221837dont think that lot are in rby
>>215221840>accompanied by a Somali interpreter.Lol why, I've seen the video he clearly speaks English (albeit a wogified version) Do they just do this shit to drive up court fees
>>215221870Yeah right you fucking spazzy rock spider immigrant cunt.
*heems rorke*
>>215221840>intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual abilityget millions of them imported NOW
>>215221921probably for his ugly bulb headed mother
why are the royal parks allowed to get away with blatantly lying? There videos even RSPCA videos of immigrants with swans and geese they’ve killed and taken home to eat
It’s ok lads, the migrants are too stupid to understand they’re committing crime so we’ll just let them off to go back out onto the streets and murder someone. It’s fine!
feels like everything is moving quickly these dayspeople noticing at ever increasing rates
>>215221915i'll pick up the pre-evolutions and then transfer them up to new games and evolve them there>>215221950You got This Morning on the telly too?
and with that, the breakfast ritual is complete
>>215221965Aye this blonde bitch is doing my head in
James O'Brien is slagging you lot off
>Rihanna and A$AP Rocky welcome third baby: Rocki Irish MeyersNOBODY tell heathernonce whatever you do
>>215221840leftypol wants the entire population replaced with troglodytes like him
>>215221923calm down sunshine
>racist middle aged unemployed Umcabbages sitting at home discussing the daytime tv they’re watchinggrim grim grim grim GRIM
yeah reckon that'll bring people back to your gallery mate good use of money
Might become orthodox Christian
Grinding Australians into mince meat and then baking New Zealand quality pies with it
a niggers fat pooey arse
>>215222029
>>215222033wasn't really a discussion though was it
>>215221950What happened?
>>215222029its like that scene in Deep Impact
>>215222033I'm not middle aged
any chance of a general election being called before 2029? This country can’t take another 4 years of migration
>>215222040Australians are good people
>>215221950They're probably not in the royal parks but some other park so they can get away with denying it and implying it's never happened when people are fully aware it does happen
>>215222035>More visitors?
>>215222033my arse isn't pooey
>>215222062Feel like government collapse would lead to a better outcome than a reform victory
>>215222062The most likely chance is after labour take a pummeling in next years local/Scottish/Welsh/London electionsI think they're all in May
>>215222092Corbynite accelerationism was the correct choice. Britain is doomed now.
Sky News is your version of The Onion or what?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLpS4mPJwf8
>>215222033brit is basically a retirement home for early 30s loser uncs
>>215222063An American would think this, yes. You lot also support Israel
>>215222116stfu kike
>>215222062None whatsoever. They're going to leave it as long as possible to give themselves the greatest chance that Farage will either die or fuck everything up.
>>215222130I don't support Israel.We aren't a monolith.I you got me there since I said "Australians are good people", even though some of them are bad. You win!
>>215222074you don't even have to pay to see it it's just out the front
can smell the stink of my smeggy pissy dick through my joggers
Any other sweeping generalisations to make?
prefer the 'boxy' look of older car models
>>215222138surely the longer they leave it the more and more people decide to vote reform
>>215222116most robots
>>215222067>people are fully aware it does happenSome people (boomers) get all their news from the bbc or tv. Theyve never seen the videos or articles about browns eating swans and geese
>>215222062>>215222160the whole point of them IS immigration ladthey know they're going to lose so they're going to import as many as they can in that time
>>215222148BPD ahh post
>>215222033I’m not middle aged
Afraid for the beauty within me.
>>215222115Her when she gobbles my knob
>>215222182I would’ve thought an institution as old as the Labour Party would think longer term than to condemn the party to dissolution for the sake of losing an election
>>215222236lmao
why are all these active wear shirts made from 100% polyester is that good for running? i thought it traps your sweat in the shirt
>>215222206I don't see the problem here? Just a bloke playing on the property he paid for, we could all afford to loosen up and play around.
Spaki on an Israeli vpn today I see
>>215222258never seen an actual fit person wearing an active wear shirt they're designed for fat retards to feel like they're doing somethingjust wear no top when you run
LOLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFEwQnl3mwk
>>215222160Well no because theyre constantly doing "right leaning" things to appease potential reform voters. Longer time to portray reform as fascists and racists (when theyre just more neolib populism).Longer time for farage or a reform MP to fuck up.
>>215222258Depends how they're made, polyester fabric can ve made porous and doesn't chafe as much as cotton.
>>215222258They dry quicker, wick sweat away from your skin more easily, and are usually thinner than natural materials so better for layering. Running in stuff like cotton is a bad idea, it'll just get soaked with sweat, stick to your skin and feel cold.
done three VERY spicy poos. hot hot hot!!
>>215222258The problem isn't breathability it's the toxicity of activewear. You're coating your largest organ with microplastics and it's leeching in the wash poisoning everyone in your home.
>>215222258I just wear normal cotton t shirts, who cares?
>>215222335burn the coal
>>215222334The one good answer
>>215222350cool stfu
usa, australia, israel, northern ireland, new zealand. all full of colonisers.
>>215222347you just posted a photo of yourself drinking from a plastic bottle you fucking imbecile
the migrants are impregnating the women that incels would’ve married had they never been here. It’s tragic
>>215222334can tell your body looks like shit
Calling 30-something balding males “Umcabbages” while sitting at home wearing my Simpsons pyjamas as my mum makes me a bacon butty x
defund the state
>>215222389Maybe incels could leave their smelly bedrooms and meet women then instead of just getting angry at how society has failed them (it hasn't they're just bone-idle)
>>215222397yeah? you can do that can you?
>>215222403im 29
>>215222222what did he mean by that?
I'm NOT BALDINGMy hair line IS NOT RECEDING, it has stopped!
>>215222315what if someone sees my nipples
>>215222421yeah that's what I said isn't it
the “United” kingdoms needs to be dismantled. everyone independent.Free England
>>215222347yeah i try to wear natural materials only but this shirt is so smooth and soft prolly feels good af to run in
>>215222419abolish the benefit system I agree let doledossers starve to death :-)
>>215222458how'd you manage that then?
>>215222421he said he could mate pay attention
Rorke shocked as farage cancels his pip payments
can feel a poo brewing in my guts
>>215222452Just let them get a lick, it will cool you down.
got a really good idea for the new. If you would all be so kind as to allow me to be the one to make it, at the 309 mark, it would be greatly appreciated
>>215222500content of your post and your churlish attitude
>>215222519You can only make it at 310 sorry
>>215222528sent him fucking flying
>>215222549if only he sent him running
>>215222528have you considered my attitude is churlish because you come across as a deeply unpleasant know it all?
Don't think there should be a new
Somehow missed the umcabbages gimmick which is odd given I spend hours here every day
>>215222604Bit pessimistic. There will always be a new lad x
>>215222612it's a nonce dogwhistle. just ignore it
>>215222618But is it wise
getting excited for the new. Not only a new thread, but a new me, a fresh out look on life. It's gonna be amazeballs
lol
why don't girls post on /brit/
>>215222688Intimidated by my chunky willy
>>215222688Um hi! x
i'm an umcabbage :3
>>215222704tranny nonces aren't women
mad how everyone was cool with gay people, just relaxing and worshiping nature until the jews said enough of that and made us cut our penises. THose standing stones in england are crazy how they come from different places in the isles. Wonder what they were doing that for, maybe a peace symbol between the many differetn tribal groups of the time. Cor... would love to haver been knocking about back then
Rorke sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!Rorke reaping: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
>>215222738those stones? how about these stones*pulls out my delicate plums*
paleolithic england/ireland/scottland/wales is fascinating. Want to come and visit just to see the different hisorical stuff
rorkes da recieving a 5 year stadium ban from the efl
>>215222763is it? werent it mostly just ice sheets
>"we're all fae somewhere"
Why the fuck is this Andy Burnham challenging Starmer bollocks getting any airtime? He's not even a fucking MP.
eating porke
:P xD :/ ;)
mad how nobody knows about the devils arrows even though they're bigger and predate stone henge, working on my thesis as to why but early indications lead me to believe it must be the jews some how
>>215222743More accurate to leftypol currently getting sacked for tweets tee bee haitch
>>215222796we have a few things left over from that period like Stonehenge and rorke
>>215222802because he's going to be the next leader of the labour party
>>215222796no, paleolithic is a long time. From what I understand humans went there and met the neanderthals but then left or went extinct and then another group of humans came and quite liked it and stayed and walked to ireland on the ice (there were no neanderthals in ireland)
>>215222819doesnt look as goodstonehenge is late but looks grandest
refugees fleeing dangerous homelands only to return there for month long holidays lol
Can't wrap my head around polytheism
Prosit!
>>215222860>humans went there and met the neanderthalsCro-Magnon humans exterminated neanderthals over the course of 20,000 years.Read Danny Vendramini.
>>215222831Rorke catching strays
saw a couple of huge strong Rorke men at the shop and they shouted things at me
>>215222846nah
>>215222871they worship multiple gods siple as
I'm sure there are still neanderthals around I definitely work with a few aha
>>215222913>siple as
legs up take me down in the club or in the town
>>215222898did your bussy quiver
>>215222892thats fiction mate
>siple as
Don't believe that homo sapiens simply coexisted and bred with neanderthals
>>215222927>>215222948its not funny
>minor spelling mistake
>siple as pscr
>>215222958why? someone is probably fucking a swan as we speak.
>>215222907its already happening, the narrative is that 'labour MPs are urging him to oust starmer' this was most likely the plan all along, get starmer in for the first half of term to do the dirty work and when everyone inevitably turns on him then bring in the good guy to turn things around and end the term with a few positives in hopes its enough to retain voters
>>215222958Still in denial about me and your mum then
>>215222980The sapiens likely killed the neanderthals
>>215218554
been bullied by big rorkes all my life
>>215223000you mean the HOMOS lmao (homosapiens lmfao)
>>215222993So you admit you're a neanderthal then roke?
>>215222991that's great and all but how's Burnham going to be PM if he doesn't have a seat in the commons?
HE LINKED THE OLD THE MADMAN
Thought you were sorting the new thread new Zealand wog
and the new?
new>>215223067>>215223067>>215223067
>>215223032you just put him in a constituency thats staunch labour so he's guaranteed a voted seat
