cro-magnon eidishion
it does make me feel proud to be English when I see a load of big strong proper Rorke men
pooey black man sneed your thoughts on this?
might get legend of kay: anniversary
Rorke and his Asian gf>>>/gif/29508944
erm the what???
>>215223122thats a nice rock
>>215223067Thort you said you had a good idea for the new?
so this is leftypol
testing out my 100% polyester shirt
>>215223121having a chopper that big doesn't even seem fun, imagine having to shag birds with only the first 30% of your todgewould much prefer a girthy 6 incher that you can slam about
flags is it sub eidishion
on r/soulslike shitting on character actions
>>215223163thanks so much for showing us this
lyocel/tencel is far superior to both polyester and cotton in terms of breathability and moisture wicking so comes out on top as the ideal material not just fort workout and athletics clothing, but for underwear as well
got a bloke round painting my porch. he's got a radio playing A LA LA LA LA LONG, A LA LA LA LA LONG LONGLEE LONG LONG LONG
>>215223159Gomenasai senpai, I panicked
>>215223202youve just made that up
>>215223210fucking hate tradies
Large boil developing on the end of my nose I look like fucking Rudolph
me and the other homosapiens used to go around neanderthal bashing and it was bants
>>215223173what's the one between scotland and grenada?
>>215223122Looks like one of those antlion hills from Half-Life 2.
>>215223168Yeah, women objectively prefer girth as well. 7 inches an thick is the sweet spot (also coincidentally what my own willard is)
>>215223224he seems to be doing quite a good job so far
>>215223122>Borobrigg keep out o' way, for Aldborough town I will ding down!This is notably based from the devil
>>215223217no i haven't you stupid cunting sod
when i was at uni i only had a shower every 2 weeks
>>215223173Uganda be kiddin' me
the late breakfast/early lunch options:1) fried egg sandwich2) bowl of porridge3) tin of hotdogs with bread4) some toast
is 4k video downloader+ down for you lads as well
>>215223239mind is thin, kinda long though. Like a earth worm or noodle.
>>215223265fried egg sandwich is the only respectable option here
>>215223257where did it go for the rest of that time?
(harvey price voice)fuck that chips niggai love this yummy cake
>>215223265plumrose tinned hot dogs are foulI don't know how you can ruin hot dogs but they manage it
>>215223287how is porridge not respectable you freak
>>215223163Genius. You want to troon out but will never convince as a woman, simply role play as one of those women who want to look like neither female nor male to convey their kooky insanity.
>>215223285I can honestly tell from your posts you have weird dick energy bro lol
dont have a willy me it fell off when i was a kid and never grew back
NO KATE IT’S FUCKING HARVEY’S CARROT CAKE
>porridge for brunch*smashes a rockmelon over your head and pours sparkling wine and orange juice over your lifeless carcass*
>>215223326oats are animal fodder mate
Imagine an independent wales fuck me theyd all starve. Imagine an independent northern ireland. They would literally start eating each other.
it's 11:11 make a wish
>>215223333take that back bro. I was only kidding.
>>215223343mental how to body can't muster up enough cells for such a microscopic project
Right well I shagged a married bird from work last nightNot sure that was a good idea
we used to call them traps and dickgirls but now they're trannies
>>215223232honestly no clue. Been trying to find it
>>215223392sybau
>>215223377wish you'd fuck off
>>215223388Hope you got her up the duff and the husband is in on it
>>215223326fried porridge sandwich maybe
Yes please for fuck sake
so this is rorke
if your name begins with a consonant you're common and droll, and if your name begins with a vowel you're special and interesting
>>215223388Evil man
>>215223435Charlie kirks sister
>>215223443Most British monarchs' names began with consonants.
>>215223443my names humbert
youtube’s taking the piss with the ads on mobile, first they don’t know the length of the ad, now they’re not showing wether it’ll be two and i reckon the bastards would like to remove the little yellow bar next would get the premium but i bloody well hate subscriptions
>>215223443this wont save you being called ethan lol
bit hopeless and utterly impotent
>>215223435Looks like she'd have won a lot of gold medals
Leftypol making his "oatmeal" with oat milk
>>215223443Is that right Ian
>>215223435Looks like rorke
>>215223480ok
rorkes gf?
>>215223471why couldn't you have been given an interesting chad name like jake instead of being a huge fat ethan who still lives with his mother
>>215223443Alri there Archibald
>>215223467alri racismlad
>>215223518im not he
*slaps hands down on the desk* right.... time to be off
>>215223516It's Ottavius actually
Do brits eat marmite? asking because I want to suggest you try marmite toast with cheese on top of it, we call them mousetraps. They are elite god tier scran
>>215223497i've done youyou make your porridge with oat waterloooool
>>215223551some love it and some hate it
>>215223556ok
>Try and shoot ice>Hit the mexicans insteadlolhow come americans politics are more funwe just get raped
>>215223551I don't really know how popular it is but I'm sure that recipe is popular amongst marmite lovers everywhere
big strong rorkes taking back control of the streets of England
>>215223411well you were too late so now you can go and die you slug cunt
I am a marmite lover
>>215223580he looks very welsh
>>215223551shut up you dickhead
>>215223585/brit/posters conducting the counter-revolution from they smelly-bedroom-based keyboards
Yeah can't stick around got to do some things. Loads of stuff on busy busy. Going to take care of all the things now.
Are they still going at it in UkraineReckon they should all just call it a day
>>215223551do you fr eat marmite instead of vegemite in nz?
>>215223551people do have marmite and cheese but i find theyre just way too strong together
>>215223614
>I am a marmite lover
>the counter-revolutionleftypol thinking his gay pagan communist insta account constitutes a violent struggle
why is Rorke always well built and successful with women?
>>21/5$$$$223610yeah? you are the dickhead you swine. Pearls before swine this recipe. lead of a horse to water ut you cant make it swim so I suggest you start swimming beofre i turn you to glue
>>215223632Rectum begging for a fisting missing from this
>>215223501Quite like these sort of traditional half castes
>>21/5$$$$223610
>>215223609Huh
>>215223626I would hazard a guess that marmite is more popular here, yeah. Honestly do prefer vegemite but I'll never admit it
>>215223655there is something vaguely piratical about them which is endearing
Mad how I could get rid of most of my stress with a five-minute email but brainstein simply refuses to do it
Go on the archiveLook up mousey posts about Grey SquirrelsReplace Grey Squirrels with politicians, CEOs and bankers
ever tried a meat pie sandwhoch? its where you put a pie between two pieces of buttered bread with tomato sauce on it.
Africans giving me a new found appreciation for the humble British Paki
>>215223655She’s lesbian
>>215223551>we call them mousetrapsOf course you do
>>215223714This is me every day. Write out and delete about 5 paragraphs worth before eventually sending 'thanks I'll sort it/will let you know' about 4 hours later.
>>215223738That's called a Wigan Kebab mate
>>215223675?
>>215223738called a wigan kebab
NZlad going into the ocean and telling the fish that this water stuff is good for drinking
>>215223727Um
>>215223779How is he Welsh looking
>>215223742tf that supposed to mean>>215223769SCRANALANADINGDONG
>>215223609got tranny chaser written all over his face
not the same as nz pies tho
>>215223785good post made me smile :)
>>215223819do you all do that stupid caveman dance every time you go outside or is that a myth?
don't be gay
>>215223830
>>215223793Dark hair Dark eyesOlive skinWide faceTypical welshman
>>215223843haka jokes are more stale than your dead nans funeral knickers
>>215223830pscr
>>215223863thats a yeah then righto
>>215223854This is Welsh looking
>>215223797What it means is Aussie culture is just giving random things "zainy" namesThat's literally it>struth mate we're out of piss, I'm gonna run down the bottle-oFuck OFF
My grandad in his 30s:>Spends all day grafting to feed three kids, spends all night in the pub drinking and fightingMe in my 30s:>Spends all day on a Vietnamese cartoon forum posting random mad thoughts, spends all night watching videos about video games
There is absolutely ZERO reason for a white British man not to be training. You need to be getting stronger.
>>215223885
>>215223900uncs in his 30s :skull:
>>215223895I'm not an Aussie. We have completely different slang
A true English rose
>>215223183blud went to the edge of the map
>>215223901What do you train then, rambo
>>215223901training your battyhole to take larger objects
i like aussie names for stuffespecially calling coolers eskies, it's cute
>>215223911Yeah mate I'm sure it's a cultural chasm simply impossible to overcome
>>215223901I unironically think about thisDoubt there's much we can realistically do to prepare but I should be in shape at least
>>215223901Shut up you cringe weirdo
>>215223901Training your lips to be extra grippy
practice guerilla warfare on grey squirrels
>>215223895>spotted dick>toad in a hole>jam roly-poly>bubble and squeak
booked the day off work and still in bed hungover wanking and talking to you lot
might start a cult
>>215223937NZ names for stuff is better. We call them chilly bins
>>215223976With my dad at my nans house but I'm sat on my phone talking to you lads about rorke and wogs
>>215223956>>215223947>>215223946>>215223930>>215223926You’re all faggots who I could literally drag out of your houses and put down in the street like a dog. Weak, pathetic, spineless genetic duds.
Greta Funbags
>>215224011Guarenfuckingtee you’re bald and pudgy, probably got a shit pubey beard too
putting the fush n chups in the chilly bin
>>215224011ooooh someone had their first day at the gym
Sometimes I'm on other boards and accidentally do /brit/ gimmiques
I wish a strong migrant could smash my little incel freak skull in my country.
>>215224055ktim I accidently impersonated mousenonce on another board recently
>>215224008are you both off or is that just what dolelads do all day just go round visiting family
>>215223893that is an anglo look
>>215224034Done him
the accent and the haka jokes have to stop now, low hanging fruit.
Why is it so fucking cold
>>215224011I'm 6'4 160kg of fat and muscle the only thing you'll be dragging is yourself to A&E after I pull your head off your shoulders
off down the massage parlouranyone want out
>>215224080I'm on the dole but dadberg is off because he's recently had a minor operation
>>215224055ktim on my rare trips to /sp/
>>215224011
>>215224083Jude Law has Welsh roots through his maternal grandmother, Meinwen Parry, who was from Bangor, North WalesBy all means keep coping though
>I'm 6'4 160kg of fat and muscleNigga a worm
>>215224099wow you’re a fat lad aren’t you, one hard kick to the back of the knees and that’s you down
>>215224108
>>215224011can just imagine you collapsed under smith machine trying to front squat 40kg
eyes buldging wiht imagined riches
whenever I start trying to get into exercise my lower back starts causing me aching pain during most sets despite proper form and push ups after a few days start causing a bizarre painless but concerning crunching noise in my left upper arm so I always stop after about a month
>>215224125these legs have been carrying my poundage for years mate, I leg press 270kg for a warm up and squat your monthly UC incomeyou'd have more luck kicking a tree in half
Guess what my job is
>>215224112>Jude Law has Welsh roots through his maternal grandmother,So he's 25% Welsh at most (at MOST)That other 75%+? Anglo.Concession? Accepted.
we are so backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhckKPLDd4
scransidemark
>>215224171gynecologist
>>215224171you artificially inseminate farm animals
Calflicks just made some dead teenager a saint for being good with computers and that, absolutely howling
>>215224171rorke's personal hand holder
>>215224171arsehole bleacher
>>215224173Yes but the 25% is carrying the 75%
>>215224171Fluffer
>>215224168you’re too fat to be talking like that mate, I assume it takes you hours to make a three point turn
i feel sorry for people in third world countries how do i personally help them as a man earning 30k a year
>>215224205reminds me of darren shan where you only need a bit of vampire blood in you and it will rapidly take over your entire dna so that you're now 100% vampire
>>215224221Malaria nets
>>215224171hairy fingers reallly gross
>>215224216you'll regret those words once I'm done turning to face you
>came in a fluffer
>>215224184>>215224186>>215224190>>215224191>>215224210I'm just a guy who likes fishing :D
All native Brits are a mix of Celtic and Germanic.The Anglo/Celt dichotomy is a psyop perpetuated by the Norman occupiers.
I type URLs manually
>>215224224Exactly
>>215224277Actually I'm 10% Guyanese
is cumming in a fluffer bad?
Aella is very fit but she only showers a few times a year
>>215224277kys anglo scum
>>215224277
>>215224301well it's a bit like dipping your finger in the soup at a buffet
>>215224277*sparks you clean the fuck out*yeah?
>>215224277Women in Britain have more Celtic DNA than men because the Anglo Saxons killed all the men
>>215224221try and imagine being concerned with the problems and going ons of each household on your street or each room of your flat. it would take you a lifetime to get properly involved and even begin to know how to sort out their deep struggles and problems. throwing large amounts of money at them would improve their living situation but do nothing to fix their lives at all. you couldn't do it. now how are you going to help an entire country and how could you possibly think money will do anything but temporarily improve their living situations? you are utterly powerless to stop deep government level corruption, self destructive cultures, a complete inability to practice maintenance, and so much more. charity is nonsense and you should stop feeling as if you have any obligation spending your limited time and energy on anyone except the people you care about in your life
>>215224318Norman lickspittle
if anyone wants to have a proper row via vocaroo I’m more than game
noticed welshmong likes gifswonder if they have webms yet over there
>>2152240115'7 and built like a brick shithouseI would love, I would LOVE to see you try have a go
>>215224329Yeah that's not how genetics works mate
>>215224329done em
The punditry clips at the beginning of Three Lions weren't even from an England game, mad that
>>215224179why do they want to set up the ai stuff here? doesn't it take loads of enegery to run and our engery is stupidly expensive
>>215224361Yes it is you retard
>>215224347no need for gifs or webms or even pngs when you can just look straight out any given window and see dozens of peng little white tings in woolly coats xxx
Yeah if NVIDIA are coming here it's time to sell lads
>>215224334He who saves one life saves the world entire
I’m the hardest cunt that posts here you fucking pussys
>enegery>engery
>>215224387Great banter…
>>215224421not harder than me. i am rock solid right now
Why are cunts hard but pussies soft
smash dogs' skulls with a sledgehammer
why is This Morning always giving away fucking campervans Jesus Christ give a nice car away or something not everyone wants to live like a gyppo
Jewels remain still gleaming
>>215224473alri mum
>>215224347Lol
>>215224361Ever heard of a Y chromosome
in mt moon
>>215224522shaddup
>>215224522Love getting an early Nidoking/Queen and stomping everything
need to get my window handle fixed but just cba
>>215224574Get dadberg on the case
it's over XNXX has finally fallen to age verification
>>215224587Don’t have a dad mate
>>215224171little monkey fella
>>215224608How not
>>215224599fuck sakefirst cuckoldsporn, now thiswhere will it end?who's next? bunkr? incestflix?starmer must put a stop to this
>>215224622Just don’t know who he is Never had one
>>215224599signed up to eporner years ago so i could download vids and they've never asked me for age verification
I hate scotsmen they’re racist as shit
>>215224599i've watched my go-to's fall one by one. grim
>>215224610Sent that fella packing with his cock between his legs
why won't they taking this hard working, normal looking lad on? It makes you sick so it does.
>>215224610geg
thought I'd go back and have a nostalgiawank on the first porn site I ever used, but I found that it had fallen to verification wokenesshonestly teared up a little and just sat there in silence for 5 minutes grieving
>>215224753So this is what English people look like
>>215224753All the jobs have gone to Nigerians sorry
>>215224753Typical celt
I have 2TB of high quality hardcore pornography saved on a portable HDD.What are you going to do about that Sir Keir?
>>215224753Oblivion NPC looking ass
>>215223067
Every wank's a tor wank now
not sure why he keeps posting that webm
>>215224599>>215224631>>215224646>>215224767Seek god
Come to the official Ita channel.You're welcome!https://youtube.com/shorts/xPWAvNBnxfY?si=mBK5GyuplJtnkzz4
Um
>>215224610woah, twitter posts on /brit/? holy shit, a-and its from an american flag? n-no way this is freaking sweet. AND its about trans people. FUCKING HELL IM GONNA CUM best post ive ever seen. I love seeing screenshots fromt witter on 4chan. rock on brother, rock on
>>215224868Go to bed Ariki
>>215224868Well said
>just had a 90 min call with toilberg whining about his wife and kids and life>sat there and kept asking follow up questions even though I didn't give a shitI'm basically getting paid for therapyand it's the easiest shit in the world
I mildly disagree
not even 1pm and it's been the worst day of the fucking month i actually want to cry
>>215224918they fit?
>>215224925What happened lad?
>>215224868This, less American culture wars and more scran & velcro shoes please
>>215224952Got raped
don't understand why literal who chinese brands insist on putting their logo and name everywhere on their dogshit cheap generic products
>>215224978We've all been raped mate just get on with it
Today's toillass:>Information technology? Don't know what that is.
>>215225016kin ell adam
>>215224978Was she hot?
just saw a video of a girl eating poo didn't I
>another £10 down the drain playing slots on skyvegasPeng
>>215224981For me it's Bangfun. A brand you can trust not to blow up your 2 grand GPU.
>>215225057Good lad
Big fan of when they let us pretend to choose between the blue team and the red team
Don't know what to scran
anyone know any good quiz shows to watch? sick of the chase, sick of the university challenge, need something new
>>215225130the chase
Rorke having his pot noodle and monster and screaming I'VE GOT THE POWER
>sick of the chase
>>215225130Only Connect is the only one worth watching
>>215225170too difficult for my retard brain
poo? poo!
never got a compliment me
>>215225211just takes some getting used to
an otherworldly amount of poo just came out of me
bradley wolsh
>>215225301You look good unc <3
>>215225301I like your style. I like your vibe.
>>215225130pointless
rorke aged 29 still having dreams about being in school
get them housed
they all jus bitch ass niggas
mad that they havent remade back to the futurehope they never do
>>215225472here he is, the most handsome man on 4chan
>>215225372holy fuck how did you know that about me? tell me your tricks you dirty witch
badly walsh
bardley welsh
Baldy washed
ha ha very funny lads
saved to my APE MODE playlist
yhe buble
>>215225590
rorke? the new? hello rorke? are you there?
