Siblings edition
where ziedbelg
rorke fi bumberclart
yhe buble
On the bonnie blue bangbus sponsored by bangfun
nuffa dem man kno rorke fi battyman
>>215225368dont like it, too much contestant waffle about their personal lives. >>215225170dont like it, I dont really learn anything from watching it as its about finding connections
hope my cousin's soon-to-be-wife has some fit south asian or MENA friends
rorke getting on the bangbus and getting off still a virgin
You can't have your cake and eat tit
Leftypol laying down in front of the bang bus trying to stop oil
>>215225630yeah it's why watching on demand is better since you can skip the guffdo the same for the 1% club
Grok supports Britain when forced to give an answer on the FalklandsAI will ensure that Argentina never gets the Falklands, never ever
>>215225663Words words words
getting on bonnie blues bang bus farting on the bitch then sprinting off
Have you ever seen a man irl aged 20-40 with a moustache that looks good?
>>215225678Yeah, and I also had it produce a Spanish versionSoy grok
>>215225687Henry cavill
>>215225687Yes
Just had me porridge with dark chocolate mixed into it for me brekkie wekkie x
>>215225687I know a blonde haired blue eyed 26 year old big titty virgin women at toil who only finds men with big moustaches attractive
out of your puny slop-filled mind if you think anyone is reading that
love when the wind catches their little skirts and you get a quick flash of their bum :)
English breakfast tea is far too mild
got poo up my bum
rorke admiring the interior of the bangbus
Why does heatherpaedo love his AI chatbots so much?
>>215225723Yeah yeah you're scared of words and just want to talk about poo oh what an intellectual with a great mind you are
Under $12 delivered
got bogies up my nose
lola gatsby sex arse
got wee in my balls
would love bonnie blue to show me the ropes but not on camera after a hundred pakis
>>215225752>chicken tikka masalaThank you for supporting British cuisine abroad
gaylords say what
>>215225743
If nigel farage is an establishment fascist supported by billionaires and big business does that mean people like ed daveys and kier starmer are grass roots anti establishment?
natalie portmanleon:)
>>215225790
Brekkie.
>>215225803christina ricciaddams family:)
doing an experient where all the music is generated by the computer https://vocaroo.com/1l2kPTPKEz7c
>>215225809Wouldn't serve that to a dog, ask for a refund pronto
>>215225752>Food hygiene in Ethiopia is a significant public health concern, characterized by widespread poor practices among food handlers, particularly street food vendors, due to factors such as inadequate training, lack of handwashing facilities, poor personal hygiene, and limited supervision.Enjoy
>>215225809peng
that little girl in the crow was well fit too
>>215225809>chicken nuggets for breakfast
got horribly abused on ome tv.never going back ever again.
eating a pot noodle but it's not a regular pot noodle it's one of those jappy cup noodle ramen things so it might be slightly bettertastes better for sure
>>215225840mate
>>215225808Did he think the trial was going really well before the verdict?
>>215225809horrid
>>215225840
>>215225751come up with your own words then if you want to discuss it with real people otherwise keep your ai slop to yourself retardo
>>215225854>thing:|>japanese thing:D
she was 14 at the time so sexually mature
What's average stuff any man would do?
>Food hygiene in Britain is a significant public health concern, characterized by widespread poor practices among food handlers, particularly street food vendors, due to factors such as inadequate training, lack of handwashing facilities, poor personal hygiene, and limited supervision.
/brit/ is filmed in front of a live audience
>>215225917gay porn
Leaving my bolognese out in the sun as per that anons advice last night
bllbbblblbl blrblebr blrublblb blrgrbgllg?
>>215225917:)
>>215224827
>>215225917your mum
Doing a stand up comedy routine but just saying /brit/ posts
>yhe bllbbblblbl
>>215225889my sources have informed me that this might just be the post
>>215225936looks absolutely horrid did that really take you hours to prepare?
>Yes, approximately 5-8% of the average British person's DNA can be attributed to Middle Eastern ancestry, including Anatolian farmers (~4-6%) and other Middle Eastern groups (~1-2%). This is generally on the lower end compared to some other European populations, particularly in southern Europe (e.g., Italy, Greece), where Middle Eastern ancestry can reach 10-20% due to greater historical contact with the Mediterranean and Near East. Britain's relative isolation and strong Celtic/Germanic genetic continuity keep Middle Eastern contributions modest.Just had the sudden idea to open a kebab shop what you think lads
>>215225936sofrito looks a bit chunky mate need to work on your knife skills
have wealth beyond measurehave two
>carrots in a bolognesefucking disgusting
>>215225889cute dogbert
>>215225936Peng
21 IT HNDCan’t find a job help
>>215225879can't help it if it tastes betteri like the rib pot noodles too so it's not because it's japaneseand it was on deal so I wanted to try iti don't have to justify my opinions to you爆発しろパキ野郎
>>215225989theres no bigger sign of low iq and unfortunate genetic admixture
mfw when i work in a taxi company and immigrants get £200+ taxi rides to the other side of the country to some random hotel
>>215225946Xkixhikixikhidi dhxixikikixidiki hxdki?
Don't know why it's so controversial to point out that a Bolognese Ragu (or any stew for that matter) is going to taste better if it's slow cooked for a few hours compared with something that's cooked quickly for 30 minutes.>>215225989>hating aromaticsStick to your ready meals mate.
>>215225989Authentic Italian Bolognese sauce contains carrot and celery.
mad that there was that show on telly in the 2000s where the contestants were tortured and had to play garden games with naked elderly people. Was called distracted, the host? jimmy carr.
>>215225989literally 1/3 of a sofrito/mirepoix, you culinary dullard
>>215226017>>215225989it's traditional
>>215225989retard
>>215226019it’s all punishment for brexitthe globalists never thought the british people would so brazenly vote against them, and decided to punish us with the boriswave and migrant hotels
rattled them with that one didn't i?
>>215226044>1/3Actually it should be 1/4.1/2 onion, and 1/4 each carrot and celery is the correct proportion.
actually it's 1/4 of a sofrito
Ah you were just pretending to be a retard. I see.
my genetic admixture is fortunate thankfully
>>215225973It's cold bolognese how exactly did you want it to look? >>215225982Yeah all my knives are blunt, need to buy a sharpener>>215225997x
>>215225924>Food hygiene in the UK is governed by the Food Standards Agency (FSA) and centers on the 4Cs: Cleaning, Cooking, Chilling, and preventing Cross-Contamination. Businesses must ensure food is safe to eat, maintain personal cleanliness, manage waste, and follow procedures for safe storage, preparation, and sale of food, including a HACCP plan and staff training. Consumers can find food hygiene ratings for businesses at ratings.food.gov.uk. Actually
>>215226072>>215226073he was complaining about it as an ingredient, and it's 1/3 of the ingredients
>rattled them with that one didn't i?
leftypol types never really bring up the cultural impact of mass immigration, not that they ever admit ANY of its impacts, but they seem to be wholly blind to this one in particular could you imagine what they’d say if a random african country had become half british over the past 20 years and started opening up fish and chip shops everywhere
>>215226079I blend my sofrito into a paste, I just like a super smooth sauce with only the meat chunks, but that's just me.
ivysaur got to levle 30 before diglet cave so i can't use the repel trickjust my bloody luck
>>215226096why are you making fun of disabled people
Which style are YOU repping?
got a willy and some balls
there’s no vegetable muck in my bolognese I’ll tell u that for nothing
look at this one, he's proper upset
rorke thinking sofrito is the new chelsea signing
>I just like a super smooth sauce with only the meat chunks, but that's just me.
>>215226120the rapist
>>215226105Like when wogs in Brixton complain about gentrification and too many whites moving to the area without any shred of self awareness.
>>215226057TBF we deserve punishment for BrexitWhat a retarded decision that was
>>215226105jesus fuck it’s like a broken record in herewe get itdarkies need to go homeand lots of people are emotional retards and don’t want to admit thatsame conversation for the past 10 years. either do something about it or shut the fuck up
can one of you lads lend me your channel 4 login details?
>>215226079>It's cold bolognese how exactly did you want it to look?as if it were cooked beforehand desu
>>215226120Das Fuhrer
>>215226146sent ;)
sofrito just walked through the balloon door
>>215226146PM'd you ;)
>>215226088>Food hygiene in Ethiopia is governed by the Food Standards Agency (FSA) and centers on the 4Cs: Cleaning, Cooking, Chilling, and preventing Cross-Contamination. Businesses must ensure food is safe to eat, maintain personal cleanliness, manage waste, and follow procedures for safe storage, preparation, and sale of food, including a HACCP plan and staff training. Consumers can find food hygiene ratings for businesses at ratings.food.gov.Ethiopia
>>215226136I'm not doing it because I don't like vegetables mate. I will happily munch on raw carrot and celery while I prep.I made a Pasta e Fagioli yesterday which had loads of chunky vegetables and beans.
>>215226146Spainlad##spain123
>>215226146check dey deeems!AYOO WYTBOI CHECK YO DMS FR FR FR ONGGGGGGGGG
>theres no bigger sign of low iq and unfortunate genetic admixture>>hating aromatics>Stick to your ready meals mate.>literally 1/3 of a sofrito/mirepoix, you culinary dullard>it's traditional>retard>actually it's 1/4 of a sofrito
Ummy ummy ummy Cum in my bummy
>>215226141>enter the racism site>sees racismshocker
>>215226182hey 190 how's your niece
>>215225590i thought harry was the worst guy in the uk royal family but In fact, he was the best guy he opposes pedophilia and colorism
Toil decided to go karaoke for the Christmas party this yearWell I shall be skipping that / going to the party of a different department ahah
>>215226096Me rn>>215226120Used to rock the homeless not that long ago
>>215226182>>215226199you’ve wasted your life here and will die alone
i want to watch channel 4
>colorism
wiring my spaff tubes to a second japs eye
>I will happily munch on raw carrot and celery
I'm not one of these who shits on British cuisine, I love a sausage roll and baked beans as much as any lad, but it's undeniable that Italian cuisine absolutely mogs ours.
>>215226136This is the funniest post I’ve seen here in a while
>>215226222wrong
>>215226193>cum inside a twink>tell him to push it out>call him a good boyits like he is giving birthim daddy now
>>215226243easily amused are you
job idea: work at bank so you can take the free money when no ones looking
>>215226236PHWOAR
>>215226251You're going to hell
>I made a Pasta e Fagioli yesterday
>>215226236>>215226136lol
why does brit get so elitist about food
I’m that skint I might just join the Jews. Fuck it.
>>215226278buy an ad
>>215226278
>This is the funniest post I’ve seen here in a while
gayry's eltonomics
Tescohen meal deal for this lad
>>215226136
do you lads get a throbbing inside your bumhole when you get horny
>>215226272
one shit forced meme after another that's amore
rorkes evil twin zorke who has an evil moustache
>>215226286That's the big problem with British cuisine, is that we have such low standards. We should be more elitist
are we being raided by the unfunny cunt brigade lolheh
>>215226258Yeah but not as much as the prostitutes you pay for sex
>>215226333would explain why you're here lmao
Unironically had a Charlie Bigham's last nightVery good but £9.50 is mental
>>215226320thats ur prostate now imagine a big willy pushing against it PENGY!!!!
>>215226167Link doesnt work mate
>>215226345ahaha x*bums you*
>>215226345raped that runt
my pedophile uncle keeps nudging me on msn messenger
>>215226334didn’t laugh
>>215226373Get his arse shagged
>msn messenger
>>215226350yeah that was my worry I'm not gay but that sounds lush right now
>>215226373no he isn'tbe quiet
have a carrothave bologneseenjoy the ride
>>215226354I'm a retard me and I can't find a missus, explain that.
leftypol at work trying to get me into nick cave because i listen to a lot of goth music but nick cave is utter shite
>>215226347£9.50 is loose change for your average Bigham's enjoyer
>The family of a little boy who died after a gravestone fell on him say they lost their son because of a 200-year-old "status symbol" to someone whose relatives "don't even remember that person".
>>215226431Doesn't Nick Cave love the royals now or something
>>215226347Had one of those £8 Crosta e Mollica pizzas the other day, was very nice, but should cost more like a fiver imho
>>215226455nigger screaming
DJ, spin that shit! wik-wik-wika-wika-woo, lets party
>>215226347Which one?
>>215226400mad how a family of jews castrating a palestinian boy is considered high culture in america, sick people
girls asking rorke for his msn addyleftypol begging his crush to add him
state of this country when you can't even safely take your kids gravestone kicking any more
>>215226455Unironically know someone who knows his mumAll a bit grim really
>>215226455Should have taken their kid to a park then instead of letting him disrespect a sacred burial ground.
jumping into an australians pouch and pretending to be his baby
>>215226480no one considers it "high culture"
>suspended sentence
>>215226486it's a bloody disgrace so it is. he werent harming no one either. i blame all the forrens coming over
>>215226455>Jessica and Tom are now campaigning for gravestones in cemeteries across the country to be laid flat and secured to the ground, alongside mandatory regular checks.Fuck off
It's the migrants' fault innit
>>215226494most people know their mum, mate...
snacking on cthulhu
>>215226497um
>>215226455just looked them up and they aren't white so i don't care
>>215226519I know your mum pretty well
tried to make one of those asian noodle things where you pour in boiling water and cover it but it didnt fucking cook all the way through
Might get a tattoo above my anus that says ‘shithole’
>>215226507>i had legitimate reason to stab snd try and kill this guy>oh he was attacking you?>he was burning a bookWell that's all fine then
despise niggers
wherzhsbignlg
>>215226535you had to look up whether someone dying from a gravestone falling on them was white?
>>215226557Leftypol will defend this
>>215226543>failing at instant noodleslmao
what was he doing under a gravestone anyway
>>215226543That's what happens when you microwave water instead of using a kettle
>Denmark says 'professional actor' behind drone incursions over its airportsWho do you reckon it is then lads? I'm going for Tom Hardy. Seems like the sort of thing he'd be involved in.
Sir Two Tier
>>215226543How can you read and write yet cant do this? Your teachers need a medal
>>215226577dying
>>215226577kicking it
>>215226516BrilliantLove how our country lets bereaved parents dictate changes in the law Most of the dumbest Blairite laws you can probably find were started from a campaign by a grieving mum or dad
>>215226535Just looked them up and they are definitely white
>>215226563yeah well it wasn't clear from the post was it but i had my suspicions which turned out to be correct, problem?
sir kier barmer
sir gravestone loosener
>>215226571>>215226593i quite literally followed the instructions and it didn't cook thoroughly
>>215226507So we're at the point where Muslims are allowed to enforce their own form of justice are we
I live near that graveyard
>>215226605>definitely white
leftypol begrudgingly teaming up with rorke to stop his evil twin zorke from shutting down all the bbc porn production facilities
>>215226618did you warm the bowl beforehand and cover the top?
>>215225590did he really say that?
>>215226645why didn't he use his psychic powers to lift the stone
>>215226645he looks like he kicks gravestones
If something really bad happened in my life the worst thing I can imagine is it being made some kind of public campaign, grim as
>>215226645was that picture taken after the incident?
>>215226652it was pour boiling water in, cover, wait three minutes that's what it said. didn't work. im annoyed
>>215226656Its his royal perogative
>>215226645Noggin reduction surgery going well
I've had enough, me and my teddy bear (big ted) are gonna run away from home. We can't stand mum telling us off anymore and taking away my Ipad. I packed my lunch box and my ninja turtle jammies, there is no going back
>>215226577Screaming
don't like children dying so I won't be making any jokes
>>215226677
i'm bi
rorke looking the other way whilst whistling as the gently toe pokes a gravestone over
>>215226723yeah bi yourself nigga lmao
It feels proper wrong to me when bereaved family start campaigning for awareness or change for things that are very rare or particular Like gravestone deaths, or a genetic disease found in a couple dozen people world wideThey would've never given a shit if it didn't happen to them. I'm lucky enough to have not had to go through their pain but I would probably just accept that it was a highly unusual and unfortunate thing that happened
>>215226711scropmbobulating
Really weird seeing you lads joke about a tragedy I'm only a couple of degrees of separation fromNot that bothered because I've become a grim ghoul over the years but it's strange
The meltdown continues
Remember how that Alfie kid killed himself and his mum gaslit herself into believing it was a tiktok challenge
>>215226731dunelm
>>215226711
>>215226737mention it again mate, someone might give a shit lol
genuinely don't understand auto-asphyxiation how do you find enjoyment out of a wank while suffocating yourself
Been owning a lot of libs and gaytheists in online debates lately, lads
reminder that /brit/ is a straight-passing bisexual general
on my lunch break
>>215226711children should be banned from the internet entirely
>>215226750Didn't realise he was based, might give the challenges another watch
>>215226776Woman too
>>215226750Kek he's still gaining views and subscribers despite this small group of spergs having a tantrum
>>215226764how about owning some job applications you drop kick
>>215226776Leftypol is typing…
>>215226750leftypol still using the same tactics of demonising and alienating that led to the rise of reformhe's not very clever is he
>>215226737>Two kids messing around in a graveyard >Accident happens>parents saying all graveyards should be flat and that this is a status symbol to some dead guy and not their faultDont think its funny but they should gain a clue
>>215226760Cared enough to reply thoughbeit
>>215226785Surprised people didn't spot it sooner he's made more than a few comments suggesting he's that way inclined
>Woman too
SCROTTING
>>215226750they're truly deranged people
The teenager menace must be dealt with swiftly
>>215226776children deserve erraccess to informationandsupport from likeminded individuals if they're gay and or transand actually children are veyr mature and actually sometimes too mature so i think childrne should be allowed online in fact i think they should have towear a badge that says hi im a child so people know to behave appropriately around them but definitely do not ban them do NOT ban them
What did Geowizard actually say then
bradleyposting is ILLEGAL
>>215226766ktimsometimes wish i were more overtly gay so i actually got some attention
>>215226750>promoting He didn't promote them, someone asked why he follows them on Instagram and he answers their questionNot like he was using his platform to push their policies or encourage people to vote that way
>>215226750>supporting sensible immigration controls is literally fascism>but also confused children should have their genitals mutilated, it's progressive
>>215226814universal done reply
>cornish pasty >no cornish
my kid is gonna be steel type so headstones are not very effective against him
wiping my arse with poo
>>215226867>Continues to reply
>>215226645Looks white to me
ah yes, a reddit screenshot and then we all reply with "he" as if the literal who being referenced is a thinghilarious bit, lads, worth posting every time
>>215226844basically just said the current level of immigration is unsustainable.
>>215226881
>>215226881kino
>>215226844said they all should be fired back to france by cannons on the white cliffs of dover. or words to that effect anyway
>>215226851ktim!!!!!!!far too much of a coward to stop hiding behind my straightness thoughbeit x
Might learn Icelandic so I can larp as an olden days German warrior of some kind
>>215226750redditors shocked and appalled that the political party that's in front by a 15% vote share has supporters
samefagging a reddit screenshot are we
>>215226881>didn’t even get to cumBlue balls in purgatory
>>215226910Shocked that its not just racist gammon boomers of their mind
tradie getting barely half the work done today than he said he would
>hehas no style>hehas no gracethis kong has a funny face
gf HATES it when I put my fingers on my cheeks like whiskers and pretend to be a cat
>>215226897And went on about some Nazi great replacement conspiracy theory, so he is unironically a massive racist
>>215226881>sickos paid 600 dollars for this
Still at nans hope to fuck dadberg wants to leave soon
>>215226929you been keeping him watered?i've noticed a couple brews and a bacon sandwich or some biscuits puts them into overdrive and they work harder
the 'great replacement' is statistically correct even if the deliberate conspiracy part isn't true
is it a man or a women who kills him?
>>215226975FOLC
>>215226946Not a theory when it’s actually happening
>>215226886DO NOT post this when I toil.
>>215226995>>215226995>>215226995
>>215226986I'm 24
>>215227000>>215227000>>215227000
>>215227003don't know about that one chief
>>215227003yeah nice one retard
kim is a homosexuelle
>>215227003Not even gonna bother
>>215227003right well we're going to need another new then arent we>>215227010oh for fuck SAKE I despise these horrible little foreigners
>>215227031just don't use itnobody is forcing you to migrate to the foreigner new have some dignity
>>215227055can we have a nice dtfic new
>>215227005didn't askFOLC
>>215227068i don't know, can you?
>>215227091I don't know, can we?
>>215227180i don't know, can you?
